Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S01E08

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00:00It's not that, it's about them.
00:13Well, yes.
00:14Yes, yes.
00:15I won't, I won't.
00:17Dear viewers, we wish you a good and pleasant evening.
00:22Not only me, personally, with the head, Želim Rikučina,
00:27but also my colleague, next to me, one of the most popular journalists of the region,
00:33Ato Ježi Vojnimirić, with the head.
00:35Greetings to everyone who knows me, and even more.
00:38Well, that's just good.
00:39I would say, I would say.
00:41You've been judged a little too much lately.
00:44Well, here, I wish you a happy, oh my God, 15th Kolovoz.
00:48It's already 45 minutes somewhere.
00:51How much time do you have left?
00:53Yes, yes.
00:54So that the 15th Kolovoz disappears.
00:56You survived in Croatia, I congratulate you on that.
00:59That's a great success for all of you.
01:02What important has happened to date?
01:05First, we will look, before we start on the subject of today,
01:08we will look at what happened with the woman, with Mirjana,
01:11who parked the whole last show to this day.
01:15Namely, what happened?
01:17We immediately sent journalists and investigators.
01:19She could not park because of the small space.
01:22Yes, yes.
01:23They deliberately left her in a small space.
01:25They deliberately mine.
01:26And then she, as a skilled female driver,
01:29who is much better than a man, a driver otherwise,
01:32parked in some underground garage.
01:35Yes, in the underground garage, in the shopping center.
01:37Yes, but she was waiting for the mine to come out.
01:39Look how a woman showed all the strength of a female driver.
01:48Here you see.
01:49Here you see.
01:52Yes, you see, again mines, again mines.
01:54Again mines, we can not.
01:55Too close, and ramps.
01:56They were deceiving themselves, thinking that the woman is a weak being.
01:59Poor thing.
02:00You do not exist in today's women.
02:02She breaks obstacles.
02:04You see.
02:05Well, yes.
02:06No, she is resolute, as you would say.
02:09Oh.
02:12Here, in general.
02:13Here.
02:14So, she successfully completed her, as they say,
02:18her whole journey.
02:23Now let's start with what happened today,
02:25but many years ago.
02:26In 1834, the British Parliament adopted the law
02:29on the colonization of Australia.
02:31So, the British liked to colonize the nations like this,
02:35and then they stole everything that these nations had.
02:38So, they are the only ones in the world who are completely,
02:42So, the British exterminated one nation,
02:45and those were the Aborigines on an island.
02:48They took them all, to the last one,
02:50because they made a hole there so that they could take them away again.
02:53So, they could not bother the Aborigines there now.
02:56Give me, give me something.
02:58And, of course, the English, as they like, right?
03:01Well, colleague, I would say in court
03:03that the British may have deprived some nations of excess value.
03:09Not excess value, but value.
03:12Tasmanian Aborigines.
03:14The British killed up to one.
03:16That's it.
03:17Up to one.
03:18You know, everything.
03:19I didn't hear about that.
03:20You didn't hear?
03:21Well, of course, because normal nations
03:23keep such successes from history.
03:27In 1947, India separated from Great Britain.
03:31Here it is again.
03:33In 1945, Japan surrendered,
03:36of course, after the negotiations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki,
03:41Japan surrendered to the Second World War.
03:43To this day.
03:44So, all the best for the surrender of Japan.
03:49I wish all my dear people.
03:52And the world news.
03:54In Russia, 700 schools are closed.
03:57700 schools in Russia.
03:58Russia is big, but 700 schools.
04:01Why? There are no children.
04:04No one will work.
04:06No children.
04:08No one will work for children.
04:10Aha, work for children.
04:11I thought no one would work.
04:12Here we are, since the 7th century, 4 million and 300.
04:16For 1300 years, the Croats have made 4 million and 300.
04:23Without you, we would have 2 million.
04:26I would make 8 million myself.
04:28Give me 1300 years, give me the Croats,
04:30and I will make 8 million.
04:32While you were talking about the cake, 4 million and 300.
04:36Yes, it's a small number.
04:39As I said, worrying people.
04:42How can it not be?
04:43From 4 million and 300, the pensioners have 3 million and 700.
04:46Pensioners are multiplying in our country like stations.
04:49One pensioner enters the elevator, two leave the same.
04:52They share.
04:53They share with the brain.
04:56In Turkey, there are warnings on the labels of alcoholic beverages.
05:01We know that cigarettes cause various diseases.
05:05However, no one cares about beverages.
05:09Yes.
05:10For example, you shouldn't drink more than a liter of brandy a day.
05:13You shouldn't.
05:14You can stay as normal as possible and control what you say.
05:21And after a liter of brandy...
05:24You control what you say.
05:25Yes.
05:26We will now look at some of the opinions of people
05:29after and before drinking alcohol.
05:33More precisely, in beer.
05:35Sit down, let go of the handle.
05:38Where is Uros?
05:39I changed from him.
05:41You said it wasn't good.
05:43What is a seat now?
05:44Yes.
05:47Sit down, let go of the handle.
05:49Where did you find it?
05:50This one is a bit slower.
05:52It wasn't good.
05:53The first one was also a bit slower.
05:54The second one was fast, but not precise.
05:56And this one is slow again.
05:58I can't.
05:59Is it working?
06:00Is it working?
06:01We will now look at what alcohol does to a normal person.
06:05Here you see.
06:06She is 19 years old, young.
06:09And young man is 21 years old.
06:11But he broke a glass of black wine.
06:13This is Johnny Depp.
06:15After drinking 15 beers a day...
06:17Who is this?
06:19This is...
06:20Miran...
06:21No, not Miran.
06:22Kete?
06:23Yes.
06:24This is a snagator.
06:26He is drunk on the right, sober on the left.
06:30This is the opposite.
06:31He is drunk on the left, sober on the right.
06:33He looks drunk.
06:34He looks better.
06:35He looks better, yes.
06:36This one is dead drunk on the left,
06:38and sober on the right.
06:40Who wouldn't be drunk?
06:42Look at this.
06:43Fashionable cat.
06:44Fashionable cat.
06:45English cat.
06:46Drunk?
06:47Oh my God.
06:49So, people, don't drink too much alcohol.
06:52Come on.
06:53Drink 10 beers a day, or 1-2 liters of brandy.
06:56Come on.
06:57This is normal.
06:58Look.
06:59If a man doesn't drink for me,
07:01I don't blame a man who doesn't drink non-stop.
07:06Be careful.
07:07In our people, as I said,
07:10it is a tradition, and it is related to blood relations.
07:15Better circulation, better blood circulation.
07:18In the morning.
07:19In the morning.
07:20If I don't drink brandy for my children,
07:23I can't even eat soup.
07:26When I drink brandy for my children,
07:29I kill 2-3 small cans of brandy.
07:31People don't drink like you.
07:33This is normal.
07:34This is for health.
07:35How many years have you been drinking?
07:387-8 years already.
07:39Really?
07:40Like children.
07:41Like children.
07:42When we play, we drink brandy.
07:44When you drink brandy, you drink first.
07:46Yes, yes.
07:47This is normal.
07:48You know, we help grandparents.
07:50Yes, yes, yes.
07:51Do women drink?
07:52Everyone drinks.
07:53No, no.
07:54Everyone drinks.
07:55People drink.
07:56People drink.
07:57You know what they say?
07:58People drink.
07:59People drink.
08:00The whole people drink,
08:01so you can't separate anyone.
08:02Yes, yes.
08:03You can't.
08:04People are always right, right?
08:05Come on.
08:06Our villagers block everything that comes to the tractors.
08:09But what did the police do?
08:11Look.
08:12The police blocked the villagers so that they could not block.
08:16We just have to go back a little.
08:18So, the villagers tried to block the border crossing.
08:21But before the villagers, the police blocked where they wanted to block.
08:29So they couldn't block.
08:32The police blocked them.
08:34Yes.
08:35Then they wanted to block someone's way around.
08:37Yes.
08:38But they didn't.
08:39And then what happened?
08:40You know, the peasant was not used to just sit and block.
08:43He was used to work.
08:44A Croatian peasant.
08:45And I asked him how it was in the middle.
08:48He says, oh, if I didn't have skin and hair in the tractor, I would go crazy.
08:51I would really go, you know, anywhere.
08:53And then, of course, I looked, I filmed the opportunity, which was very interesting.
08:59So while waiting for the police to leave, the villagers, as always, organized.
09:04Spontaneously gathered.
09:05Spontaneously.
09:06The people are always spontaneous.
09:07As always, the people are organized.
09:08Always.
09:09Always.
09:10Always.
09:11So the people organized tractor games.
09:14So the big prize was pulling for the tractors.
09:17And look what I filmed there.
09:22Well, it's not good.
09:23Well, yes.
09:24The old man had to drive.
09:25Well, you know.
09:26It's boring.
09:27Okay.
09:28Well, of course.
09:29You have to sit like this.
09:30It's not good that, you know, the tractor is long.
09:32He has to work all the time.
09:34He has to work all the time.
09:35He has to drive.
09:36But it's nice.
09:37It's nice.
09:38Well, it's not normal.
09:39Well, of course, after the big problem that his world, Zdar Lama, had with the tax inspectors,
09:50he somehow found a common language and some atmosphere was lost.
09:55You know, it was a little bit lost.
09:58So, even this one from Porezna started telling jokes, man.
10:04Yes, yes.
10:05Look how the atmosphere is more pleasant lately.
10:10Let me tell you a joke and a joke.
10:13About whom?
10:15Well, okay, tell me.
10:18What is the difference between a gay wedding and a hetero wedding?
10:23What do they do at a gay and not a hetero wedding?
10:28What are you talking about?
10:31What?
10:32What?
10:34At a gay wedding they sing twice a day.
10:38What are you talking about?
10:40I don't understand anything.
10:42Today, the mother...
10:46Today, the mother marries her son twice a day.
10:49Oh, yes.
10:52You see?
10:53You see?
10:54He cheated on him.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:58I don't understand.
11:02That was ours.
11:03Isn't it more beautiful like this?
11:05Yes, it is.
11:06Did you understand?
11:07I did.
11:08Me too.
11:09And now, a recommendation for our beaches, for our beautiful divided coast,
11:15for our hosts and for those who simply don't know how to kill time while the sun is roasting them.
11:22Here I have a light stick, and that is the Dictatorship of Relativism.
11:26It is a collection of works from the symposium held in Zagreb.
11:30So, if you are interested in any kind of Dictatorship of Relativism,
11:34every host will be happy to take this book and read it.
11:38So, the book is beautiful, thick, square.
11:41Here, the pages are thin, there is no picture, but...
11:44But it has a lot of sticks.
11:46It has a lot of sticks, it has beautiful covers,
11:48you can put anything on the book like this.
11:51So, this book can come in many cases.
11:56I will tell you, colleague, when we are already at the Dictatorship of Relativism,
12:00I am more inclined to think that our people are not happy like this,
12:05when there is democracy, when everyone does what they want, blah, blah, blah.
12:10Anarchy.
12:11Yes.
12:12It was best for me when there was a clean hand,
12:16when you didn't wash everything.
12:19You didn't eat.
12:20As soon as you give everything...
12:22It doesn't work.
12:23It doesn't work.
12:24You know, you have to say exactly, you can do this, you can't do that.
12:29That's the truth, that's the truth.
12:31I don't know who thinks so, but I am of that opinion, I don't know.
12:34In my opinion, the most ideal organization is the State Military Junta.
12:38Ideal.
12:40So, someone at the head of the state, let's say a captain,
12:45and he, with his clique, organizes the state.
12:51At least for 5 years.
12:52Yes.
12:53Until things settle down.
12:54I am telling you, coming from socialism, from wild socialism to wild capitalism,
12:59there had to be one plain, peace, silence,
13:05for people to gather, to come to themselves.
13:07Right.
13:08Military Junta.
13:09Now, let's say what 24 hours brings.
13:12What is the battle for Rostov?
13:14What is the battle for Rostov?
13:15So, Mirando Mrasic baked Rostov for his colleagues, 200 of them.
13:20Now, immediately, where do you get the money for Rostov?
13:22Today, Rostov is baked.
13:23Well, there is nothing cheap, kebabs, sand, everything is cheap, you know.
13:27Well, white meat was never cheaper than now.
13:30Man, hey.
13:31Baked for 200 people, for 200 kuna.
13:34I open a kuna, separate it and go out.
13:36Come on.
13:37After one ad, just one ad, we will look at the biometric forecast for the weekend.
13:45Dear passengers, welcome to the flight of JAT Airways.
13:48They sat well in this plane.
13:49The captain of the plane tells you.
13:51Well, yes, I wouldn't change anything here.
13:53It's a domestic plane, not ours.
13:54And, as the guys in the JAT plane say, it's really the best.
14:00All the best, JAT.
14:04For the weekend, we are expected to calm down.
14:07So, the weather will be more and more beautiful.
14:09The truth is, it won't be as hot as last week,
14:12but it will be pleasantly warm.
14:14People who suffer from high pressure will not sleep well this night, until the weekend.
14:21They will wake up around 4, 4.5, 4.10, those people will wake up.
14:26Then they will go to drink a little water, then they will go to the balcony to smoke.
14:31Well, but then they will meet a colleague downstairs,
14:33so those people will talk to the colleague a little,
14:35they won't sleep, so they will be very nervous, excited, so it won't be good.
14:41Those who suffer from high pressure, it's better...
14:43Don't let them go outside, to the balcony.
14:45Well, it's high pressure outside, too.
14:46I'm telling you, don't let them go outside at all.
14:48Don't always add to it.
14:50Who told you to do that?
14:51I mean, I can, from my experience.
14:53You can't, because I have it written down exactly.
14:55Do you want us to make a mistake?
14:56Okay, okay.
14:57Come on, come on.
14:58I mean, if it's really, if it's really in one word, then okay.
15:01Come on, come on, you announce everything.
15:02Okay, okay, it's all right.
15:03No, I won't, I won't.
15:04Come on, announce it.
15:05What do you mean now?
15:06Announce the mission.
15:07That was all for tonight.
15:09See you next week.
15:10No, you see how...
15:11Kevin Nagas, you see that you don't know.
15:13How?
15:14Come on, announce it now.
15:15That was all for today, dear viewers.
15:17No, no, no.
15:18Dear, esteemed, my dear viewers.
15:21Well, give me a piece of paper, so we can read it.
15:26Dear viewers,
15:27I'm talking to you on a live broadcast.
15:31We wish you all the best in your work and life in Croatia,
15:35and we'll see you again on Monday.
15:37No, I'm not satisfied.
15:39Well, now you tell me what you want.
15:42I mean, mine would be better.
15:44And now, here, let's, here,
15:46we can, you and I, put it in the closet, here.
15:49No, no, I won't put it in the closet.
15:50You know what?
15:51Just a moment, I'll tell you something.
15:52Give it to me.
15:54How do you do it?
15:55What?
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