G.I Joe The Movie

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00:00:30Crashing through the sky comes a fearful cry
00:00:42Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
00:00:47Armies of the night, evil taking flight
00:00:52Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
00:00:58Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
00:01:01And it's spreading far and wide
00:01:05Who can turn the tide?
00:01:08T.I. Joe, American hero
00:01:11T.I. Joe is there
00:01:13T.I. Joe, American hero
00:01:17T.I. Joe is there
00:01:19Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble
00:01:22Over land and sea and air
00:01:25T.I. Joe is there
00:01:34Can the world oppose the deadliest of foes?
00:01:39Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
00:01:45Joe's will risk it all to end the evil call
00:01:50Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
00:01:55They never give up, they never say die
00:01:58Walking tall with banners high
00:02:02They sound the battle cry
00:02:05T.I. Joe, American hero
00:02:09T.I. Joe is there
00:02:11T.I. Joe, American hero
00:02:14T.I. Joe is there
00:02:17Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble
00:02:20Over land and sea and air
00:02:23T.I. Joe is there
00:02:26T.I. Joe is the code name for America's daring, highly trained special mission force
00:02:32Its purpose, to defend human freedom against Cobra
00:02:36A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world
00:02:40T.I. Joe, American hero
00:02:44T.I. Joe is there
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00:02:49T.I. Joe is there
00:02:51Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble
00:02:54Over land and sea and air
00:02:56Cobra! Retreat! Retreat!
00:03:00T.I. Joe, American hero
00:03:03T.I. Joe is there
00:03:05T.I. Joe!
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00:07:09And you botched our desert campaign!
00:07:12We had won, but you countermanded my order!
00:07:16Your meddling brought us defeat!
00:07:18Again and again and again!
00:07:20You're not just a fool!
00:07:21You're Cobbler's Curse!
00:07:22Inept!
00:07:23Insufficient!
00:07:24Inexcusable!
00:07:25Unsubstantiated fantasy!
00:07:29Lies!
00:07:30Lies!
00:07:31Lies!
00:07:39Arrgh, we're caught!
00:07:41We lost the truck!
00:07:45We lost it!
00:07:48We lost it!
00:07:51We lost the truck!
00:07:57Arrggh!
00:08:00We lost the truck!
00:08:05Hey!
00:08:33Stop him!
00:08:35Look! Security's been breached!
00:08:37This may be an assassination attempt!
00:08:39Ser Pantor must stay here!
00:08:41We will intercept the intruder!
00:08:43I will meet this intruder!
00:08:45Head on!
00:08:46No! We must protect you!
00:08:49Without you, there is no Cobra!
00:08:51Yes! Yes!
00:08:53If something happened to Ser Pantor, it would be tragic!
00:08:57We will protect you!
00:08:59We will protect you!
00:09:01We will protect you!
00:09:03Ser Pantor, it would be tragic, wouldn't it?
00:09:06We shall stop this assassin!
00:09:08Come! Follow me!
00:09:10Cobra!
00:09:17Come on, men!
00:09:34No!
00:09:53No! Not this way!
00:09:55That way!
00:10:04Intruder approaching Ser Pantor's war room!
00:10:06Seal all sectors!
00:10:34No!
00:10:52None may challenge Ser Pantor!
00:10:57This I command!
00:10:59That won't be necessary.
00:11:04I have seen...
00:11:09I have seen you before!
00:11:12In a dream.
00:11:14A vision.
00:11:16In a memory, great Ser Pantor.
00:11:19I am part of your destiny.
00:11:22When you were created, my face was etched into your soul.
00:11:27I am Pythona.
00:11:29I am Pythona.
00:11:31And now it is time for you to fulfill your destiny.
00:11:36Behold, the broadcast energy transmitter.
00:11:42PYTHONA
00:11:57So I say to the guy, I don't care if it's all night, we'll be there by morning.
00:12:03That's funny.
00:12:05Back it up, Mr. Dirk. Back it up.
00:12:07Some sun's staying up for this.
00:12:09Catchy tune, isn't it, guys?
00:12:11One more time!
00:12:13I can't hear you, mainframe.
00:12:15Well, Dialtone, they're gonna hear about the broadcast energy transmitter all over the world.
00:12:21Pure energy pumped through the air.
00:12:23Yeah, unlimited power anywhere, anytime we want.
00:12:27If it works.
00:12:29The BET'll work perfectly, Duke.
00:12:31I can practically feel its little semiconductor singing under my fingertips.
00:12:36Hey, hey, be careful.
00:12:38Well, let's find out if we've wasted a billion taxpayer dollars.
00:12:41Here we go.
00:12:43If this thing works, it could be the key to the world's energy crisis.
00:12:55It's working!
00:12:57All right!
00:13:02Hooray!
00:13:04The BET started cross-country's havoc.
00:13:07I'll shut down and see if it stops.
00:13:12Whoa!
00:13:13Mule, stop! Stop! Stop!
00:13:18Go, go, go! It's too long!
00:13:22Destroy everything except the broadcast energy transmitter.
00:13:27This I command!
00:13:32We have to do it!
00:13:56Snowjob, need a lift?
00:13:59Maybe walking's better for my health.
00:14:01Since when are you the nervous type?
00:14:03Yo, Joe!
00:14:09They're after the BET. Fall back and regroup for counterattack.
00:14:21Press forward!
00:14:23I must possess the broadcast energy transmitter.
00:14:26This I command!
00:14:28This operation is costing us dearly.
00:14:31I hope your contraption is worth it.
00:14:34That is not your concern.
00:14:37Do as you're told, like an obedient lackey.
00:14:40Lackey? You dare call me a...
00:14:43No!
00:14:46I better look out, you don't!
00:14:53No!
00:14:57No!
00:15:07Cover me! The BET's our only shot!
00:15:10You don't!
00:15:15Breadbugs! Cut him down!
00:15:22Man with a problem, Quick Kick!
00:15:24What are friends for?
00:15:28Don't go in there!
00:15:54No!
00:16:152-Max! The BET's activating the Joe's weapons!
00:16:20Now!
00:16:24We're being attacked from behind!
00:16:29Stand your ground!
00:16:31Not there! Here! Now!
00:16:34Over there!
00:16:50The Emperor needs us, Commander!
00:16:52When I so order, Baroness!
00:17:01Farewell, worm!
00:17:20No!
00:17:28Sir Panther is hurt! We must save him, Cobra!
00:17:31No! Retreat!
00:17:33Cobra! Retreat!
00:17:36What coward called retreat?
00:17:38Sir Panther needs us! We can't...
00:17:40We have a counterattack to deal with!
00:17:43Retreat to the mountains!
00:17:45I know where we can find sanctuary!
00:17:49No!
00:18:09Cobra's through! What do we do?
00:18:11I hate it, but we gotta split the force.
00:18:14Roblox, form a unit to run down Cobra.
00:18:17The rest of us will take care of Sir Panther and the BET.
00:18:20You heard the man! Let's wreck us some reptile!
00:18:35This is madness!
00:18:37Our men are half-frozen!
00:18:40You'll kill us all!
00:18:42Head for the pass up ahead!
00:18:44We'll find sanctuary on the other side!
00:18:51There they are!
00:18:57Blast! The trolls have caught up!
00:19:00We didn't sign off on no fight-o!
00:19:04Oh, mates, me eyes are playing tricks!
00:19:13Hey, Governor, what's this all mean?
00:19:16We are safe! Safe!
00:19:26Yeah! Yeah!
00:19:29Yeah! Yeah!
00:19:32Yeah! Yeah!
00:19:35Yeah!
00:19:42Take refuge in the ground!
00:19:48Mop them up!
00:19:52What is this? The Twilight Zone?
00:19:54Forget them Redwood toadstools!
00:19:57It's battle time! Go, Joe!
00:20:09Roblox!
00:20:27Back off! Fast!
00:20:57Gotcha now, you slippery creep!
00:21:28Bravo! Bravo, dear friends!
00:21:36He knows these people?
00:21:38You are as impressive as ever!
00:21:46You struck me!
00:21:48Columbulus will have your head for this!
00:21:51It is not his head you should be worrying about, Cobra Commander.
00:21:55Pythona!
00:21:57You will all come with me now.
00:21:59No! No!
00:22:13Nemesis Enforcer, fetch Cobra Commander.
00:22:26No! Release me!
00:22:28I order you to let me go!
00:22:31No!
00:22:37Where are you taking the others?
00:22:39You will find out soon enough, Dreadnought Gripper.
00:22:44You know us?
00:22:46We know everything.
00:22:48We know that Ser Pentor has been captured by G.I. Joe.
00:22:52And you must rescue him.
00:22:54Ride the Joes?
00:22:56Are you ball me?
00:22:58We don't know who you are, where you come from, or even what side you're on.
00:23:02Why should we risk our necks on your behalf?
00:23:06Does this answer your question?
00:23:11A gem of that size answers all my questions.
00:23:2524 hours, and Zip from Roadblock and his unit.
00:23:29They're smart and tough. No reason to write them off yet.
00:23:33Agreed, but who's going to take their place if Cobra hits us now?
00:23:37We've got the BET and Ser Pentor, General Hawk.
00:23:40The Fang Gang's bound to take a whack at them.
00:23:42And we'll need all the Joes we can get to whack back.
00:23:45What if I lead a search party after Roadblock's unit?
00:23:48Okay. Find them and bring them back.
00:23:51Okay. Find them and bring them back.
00:23:54I'll have the BET transferred to a maximum security station while you're away.
00:24:02Sir, I've already ordered Beachhead to fast-forward the training of our new recruits.
00:24:06The sooner they graduate, the sooner they can fight.
00:24:09That's easier said than done.
00:24:11First, they've got to survive Beachhead.
00:24:15I want a stone cold righteous attention.
00:24:19Your chin is down.
00:24:21Your chest out.
00:24:23Your gut in.
00:24:25Your face mean.
00:24:28Because you are rough, tough fighting machines.
00:24:32Thank you. It's a real pleasure to see that one of you is a real trooper.
00:24:36De nada, man.
00:24:38Let's look sharp, eh, compadres?
00:24:40That better, sweetheart?
00:24:42Don't you call me sweetheart.
00:24:44You six rawhides, you're going to learn soldiering.
00:24:48Hey, there's only five of you.
00:24:50Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lieutenant Falcon?
00:24:53Terrific question.
00:24:55Man said he had some errands to do.
00:24:57Go to the tailor, wallpapers, footlocker. Weird stuff.
00:25:01I think he had a date or something.
00:25:05Now, I'm going to see what you rawhides are really made of.
00:25:11You two rawhides will love this little training exercise.
00:25:15All you got to do is get from here to there.
00:25:18And ring that bell.
00:25:20But watch out for surprises.
00:25:22Big deal. I got kicked out of kindergarten with tougher playgrounds than this.
00:25:26Took too much, old tunnel rat.
00:25:28Now do it!
00:25:41All right.
00:25:46Big Lob makes his move.
00:25:59Big Lob goes for the gold!
00:26:04Whoa!
00:26:08He cuts cross-court, sidestepping the opposition.
00:26:16He executes a perfect ten-dive.
00:26:19The goal line is in sight!
00:26:24Breaks free near the end zone.
00:26:29Takes out the defense and lays down the long bomb.
00:26:33It's looking good.
00:26:35Rim shot!
00:26:37Will it drop in? Yes!
00:26:40Will it drop in? Yes!
00:26:50Big Lob scores!
00:26:52And the crowd goes bananas!
00:26:56The crowd ain't the only thing that's going bananas.
00:27:05Front and center, Law!
00:27:07Somewhere in this village is a time bomb set to go off in five minutes.
00:27:11Find it and dispose of it.
00:27:13No problem, beachhead.
00:27:20What's that bow-wow doing here?
00:27:22That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives.
00:27:25Order's sick.
00:27:27This is supposed to be your test, Law.
00:27:29Hey, Law and Order's a team, man.
00:27:31He finds the bombs and I drive the car.
00:27:33We tried the other way, but it didn't work.
00:27:38Come here, boy!
00:27:40But he's bringing the bomb back.
00:27:42Get out of here!
00:27:44Give me that!
00:28:08Let go, you dumb dog!
00:28:12Order, give it to me.
00:28:15Good fella.
00:28:17Get rid of that thing!
00:28:20You thought you were playing, beachhead.
00:28:22He's usually quite obedient.
00:28:24I hope you both get fleas.
00:28:32All right, Chuckles, the object of this exercise is simple.
00:28:35Draw a bead on that hiss and blow it to kingdom come.
00:28:42Chuckles, wake up!
00:28:44You gotta get hit before it gets you!
00:28:51What are you doing?
00:29:06Next time, Chuckles, use the rocket launcher.
00:29:15James, why aren't you dueling Lieutenant Falcon?
00:29:18He didn't show.
00:29:20Guess he was too chicken to take me on.
00:29:22Either that or he heard you're one bad-luck lady.
00:29:26Who says so?
00:29:28Everybody. The word is, when you're around, things go wrong.
00:29:31Yeah, well, they usually turn out right in the end.
00:29:34What in blue blazes are you doing?
00:29:37Sparring. Any problem with that?
00:29:40Yeah. Your eyes, keep them open.
00:29:42But I...
00:29:43Mouth closed, eyes open.
00:29:45Yes, sir!
00:29:46And don't call me sir!
00:30:00Pathetic.
00:30:02I'd rather unpack.
00:30:04You ain't staying here long.
00:30:06Care to try it again?
00:30:08My way?
00:30:09As my blind ninja master used to say...
00:30:14The keenest eye is that which looks inward.
00:30:17Yipe!
00:30:23Yipe!
00:30:31See what I mean?
00:30:36Are you sure it's safe?
00:30:38Why, just thinking about Sir Pantor being locked up in here...
00:30:42Gives me goosebumps all over my body.
00:30:48Ow!
00:30:50Don't worry about it, Heather.
00:30:52When you're lucky enough to have Lieutenant Falcon for a guide,
00:30:55you have nothing to fear but Falcon himself.
00:30:59Don't try spooking me, Falcon. I'm scared enough as it is.
00:31:03Come on, you can relax with me.
00:31:05Now, you see those tech manuals over there?
00:31:08Now, just suppose they were Cobra creeps.
00:31:10Look out!
00:31:14Do it again, Falcon, please!
00:31:17Watch this. Over my shoulder.
00:31:22Duke!
00:31:23What are you doing here?
00:31:25My duty, which is more than you seem able to do.
00:31:28Didn't it occur to you that a military prison is no place for a date?
00:31:32I thought you said you were in charge.
00:31:34A camera? You let her bring a camera in here?
00:31:37I'm taking that film.
00:31:38I didn't know.
00:31:40Mellow out. She didn't take any pictures.
00:31:43Film and visitors are forbidden here, Lieutenant Falcon.
00:31:46You're supposed to be aware of those regulations.
00:31:49I'll take the lady elsewhere, sir.
00:31:51Come on, babe. This is starting to get boring.
00:31:54I'll show you boring, mister!
00:31:57Jinx! Escort this young lady off the base on the double.
00:32:01Right, Duke. Let's go, Goldilocks.
00:32:04I had a wonderful time, Falcon.
00:32:07Oh, that Falcon is such a hunk.
00:32:10I'm talking majorly gorgeous.
00:32:13But I'm not telling you anything you don't already know, am I?
00:32:17As a matter of fact, I did have kind of a date with Falcon.
00:32:20But I doubt he's going to have much time for socializing with either of us from here on.
00:32:25Now make like an amoeba and split.
00:32:27Toodle-oo!
00:32:32You're dangerously close to insubordination, mister.
00:32:35And you're over the line on military protocol.
00:32:38I'm an officer and I'm pulling rank.
00:32:40Hold it right there!
00:32:42The only thing you're pulling is guard duty until I say otherwise!
00:33:06Taking a dip, love?
00:33:12Sir Arnold! I didn't know it was you!
00:33:16Neatly done, sister.
00:33:18I trust your mission was equally well executed?
00:33:22Duke took the film in my camera, but not in my earrings.
00:33:29We'll soon know everything we need to penetrate the Joe Stockade.
00:33:37Blimey! It's a bloomin' sea monster!
00:33:43Excellent, Sir Arnold. You have done well.
00:33:46We shall use your information to free my lord Ser Pintor.
00:33:50Tonight.
00:33:58I'm getting a nasty little feeling like a train's coming in and I'm going to be under it.
00:34:02Know what I mean, gung-ho?
00:34:04Yeah, we're all antsy tonight, Alpine.
00:34:06But don't sweat it.
00:34:08That new kid, Lieutenant Falcon, is guarding her out of perimeter.
00:34:11If anyone's dumb enough to try anything, they gotta get past him first.
00:34:16I figure he'll give us all the warning we need.
00:34:30Nice legs for a grease monkey, soldier.
00:34:32Falcon!
00:34:34Want me to kiss it and make it better?
00:34:36Consider this motor pool enemy territory.
00:34:39You're supposed to be glad to see me, Jinx.
00:34:41And you're supposed to be on guard duty.
00:34:45Oh, it's Heather, isn't it?
00:34:48When I explain about her, you're gonna feel so silly you...
00:34:51Stow it, Falcon. I'm allergic to baloney.
00:34:54And you should be guarding Ser Pintor.
00:34:56Don't sweat it. Nobody can even get close to the Stockade without an ID bracelet.
00:35:03And even if they faked the bracelet, the penoplastic shield would stop them cold.
00:35:09Hey!
00:35:17But for the sake of argument,
00:35:19suppose our mythical intruders did make it into Ser Pintor's cell block.
00:35:23Yeah?
00:35:24They'd still have to blast through a couple of yards of super hard concrete.
00:35:28Uh-huh.
00:35:29Then they'd have to get past three of our best guys.
00:35:35It's not just unlikely.
00:35:38It's impossible.
00:35:47The line circuit's been cut.
00:35:49How are you expressing?
00:35:50Nothing like a little on-the-job training.
00:35:57He must not reconnect that alarm.
00:36:08Gung Ho, watch out!
00:36:21Keep splashing!
00:36:30No, it can't be!
00:36:32Oh, brother, you are bad luck.
00:36:34Hey, you're not exactly a rabbit's foot yourself.
00:36:47After them! Deploy the recon sleds!
00:37:05Falcon!
00:37:07Take a good look at what your irresponsibility cost us.
00:37:11Because you deserted your post,
00:37:14an enemy force was able to penetrate security,
00:37:16free Ser Pintor, and injure three good men.
00:37:20You're confined to quarters until court-martial.
00:37:23Get him out of my sight.
00:37:34Whoa!
00:38:04Even their air force is ugly.
00:38:13Prepare the path of esteem.
00:38:34No!
00:38:53I, Ser Pintor, Emperor of Cobra,
00:38:56salute you, most noble one.
00:38:58Bithona tells me I owe you my freedom,
00:39:01your freedom and your life.
00:39:04Know that I am Golopulus,
00:39:07supreme ruler of this kingdom of Cobra Thar.
00:39:10It was I who created you, Ser Pintor.
00:39:14You are mine.
00:39:16No! Ser Pintor is the product of my genetic engineering.
00:39:19Silence, Doctor.
00:39:21But we combed the tombs of history's most powerful leaders for DNA.
00:39:25Didn't it ever occur to you that such a brilliant plan
00:39:28would have the capacity of even your fine intelligence?
00:39:31But it...
00:39:32You perceive the facts correctly, Destro.
00:39:35I implanted the idea and the skill
00:39:38in Doctor Mindbender's rather pedestrian brain
00:39:41with this, a psychic motivator.
00:39:44I offer you my most enthusiastic obedience.
00:39:47And we too, then.
00:39:49So say we all.
00:39:52It is our greater destiny which concerns me now.
00:39:55Where is the broadcast energy transmitter?
00:39:58I was unable to capture it, but I shall not fail you again, my lord.
00:40:02Let's hope not, Ser Pintor.
00:40:05I would hate to lose you.
00:40:07However, you will have other opportunities to serve me.
00:40:18First, a graver matter lies before us.
00:40:22The trial of Cobra Commander.
00:40:26Lieutenant Falcon, I can't understand
00:40:29how an arrogant misfit like you
00:40:31got into this outfit in the first place.
00:40:33They gonna shoot Falcon?
00:40:35Not now. This is just a preliminary hearing.
00:40:37Three good men injured.
00:40:39Ser Pintor freed by some bizarre new enemy.
00:40:42All because you can't obey orders.
00:40:44Your record is a shameful parade of insubordination
00:40:47and gross dereliction of duty.
00:40:49We searched your file
00:40:51in the hope of finding some act of merit
00:40:54to offset the maximum penalty.
00:40:56We found none.
00:40:58If it pleases the court, I ask that the defendant be spared.
00:41:02On what grounds?
00:41:04Duke, don't.
00:41:09I just know underneath it all, there's a Joe worth saving.
00:41:13Falcon is my half-brother.
00:41:17We should confer on this.
00:41:19Duke, remove the defendant.
00:41:22Don't do me any more favors, Duke.
00:41:24You've done more than enough already, big brother.
00:41:27Falcon, Duke's trying to help.
00:41:29How? By busting my chops every chance he gets?
00:41:32I promised our mother I'd keep an eye on him.
00:41:35Maybe I shouldn't have taken the job.
00:41:37He did the crime, he ought to do the time.
00:41:39Yeah, now you might get penalized for his screw-ups.
00:41:42Hey, nobody's gonna take the rap for me.
00:41:45I don't need your help anymore, Duke.
00:41:47Get out of my life!
00:41:49Showtime.
00:41:51Lieutenant Falcon, it is the judgment of this tribunal
00:41:55that you not be bound over for court-martial.
00:41:58But you still must answer for the serious charges against you.
00:42:02Falcon, you're gonna learn what it means to be a Joe,
00:42:05even if it kills you.
00:42:07I'm sending you to the slaughterhouse.
00:42:10You have no jurisdiction over me.
00:42:13Release me at once, or taste my wrath!
00:42:17I promise I'll...
00:42:21Be silent, or be silenced.
00:42:27I am always prepared to listen to reason,
00:42:32most honored sire.
00:42:34Aye, sire.
00:42:36Honored sire?
00:42:38Hey, Sartan, why all this legal fregal palaver?
00:42:41Yeah, if they want to trash old Chromedome,
00:42:43why don't they just get on with it?
00:42:45Because, Dreadnoughts, we are civilized,
00:42:49and a great wrong has been inflicted upon Cobolar
00:42:53by Cobra Commander.
00:42:55That wrong must be avenged
00:42:58in accordance with our ancient tradition.
00:43:02Let the whip of remembrance tell the tale.
00:43:0740,000 years ago,
00:43:10the glory of Cobolar dominated this planet,
00:43:14but an age of ice destroyed much of what we had built,
00:43:19and with it began the time of the barbarians.
00:43:25Surprisingly, they evolved.
00:43:29If you ask me, some of them did not evolve.
00:43:35And gradually, they mastered a technology
00:43:38based on inorganic, lifeless substances.
00:43:42Their culture was a travesty of our own noble ways,
00:43:48and a threat to our very existence.
00:43:51We retreated to preserve our ways
00:43:54and await an opportunity to reclaim the Earth.
00:43:59Generations passed,
00:44:01and then a brilliant young nobleman
00:44:05came to my attention.
00:44:07A brilliant young nobleman came to my attention.
00:44:22Even though disfigured by a laboratory accident,
00:44:27he was my choice to go into the world
00:44:31to raise a mighty army
00:44:33and to destroy the so-called human civilization
00:44:38which had driven us into exile.
00:44:41You were my hope,
00:44:43Cobra Commander,
00:44:45and you failed me miserably.
00:44:50I was betrayed!
00:44:51My troops lacked courage!
00:44:53It was not my fault!
00:44:55You failed!
00:44:56No!
00:44:57Your precious creation, Sir Pintor,
00:45:00defiled your dreams of conquest.
00:45:02Destroy him, I say!
00:45:04Destroy him!
00:45:19Behold, the culmination of centuries,
00:45:22the ultimate fruit of hypergenetic manipulation,
00:45:27a weapon no enemy can withstand.
00:45:32In several hours,
00:45:34these magnificent fungisoids
00:45:37will mature and launch hundreds of giant pods into orbit.
00:45:47The pods will bear spores,
00:45:50and the spores will degenerate all organisms they touch,
00:45:55mutating them into primitive, incompetent life forms.
00:46:03When the pods ripen, they will burst
00:46:07and shower the Earth with enough spores
00:46:10to reduce the entire human race
00:46:13to the level of mindless beasts.
00:46:20Only those beneath Cobra La's ice dome will be spared.
00:46:26But the pods will not ripen in freezing space without energy,
00:46:31and that is why I must have...
00:46:34the broadcast energy transmitter, of course!
00:46:37Fool! You haven't got the BET!
00:46:41You don't even know where it is!
00:46:43Your plan is laughable!
00:46:46But your punishment will not be!
00:46:48Punishment? What about my trial?
00:46:51It's over, and the verdict is guilty.
00:46:54Guilty of the one unforgivable crime,
00:46:58failure!
00:47:02No! No!
00:47:04Not the spores!
00:47:06I'm a citizen of Cobra La!
00:47:09Not the spores!
00:47:20No! No!
00:47:27Oh, how bizarre!
00:47:32Nemesis Enforcer!
00:47:34Throw this worthless sewage into the Abyss of Oblivion!
00:47:39No!
00:47:40Put him in with the Joe prisoners so they can see the fate which awaits them!
00:47:44I like that. It's poetic in its simplicity.
00:47:48Eh, trifle melodramatic, but instructive.
00:47:52Nemesis Enforcer!
00:47:54Take him away!
00:48:02Yee-haw!
00:48:04There it is, Left Ticket!
00:48:06Sure don't look cozy down there.
00:48:08I don't think Falcon is supposed to enjoy himself, Wild Bill.
00:48:11Gung-Ho, Alpine, and Bazooka aren't exactly enjoying their hospital stay.
00:48:20Put it on, smart guy!
00:48:23What for? We're over the middle of nowhere.
00:48:25Whoa!
00:48:26Which is right where you belong!
00:48:28Aah!
00:48:58Aah!
00:49:06Cobra!
00:49:09Whoa!
00:49:10Whoa!
00:49:17Whoa!
00:49:18Look at what dropped in, brothers.
00:49:21A hundred and seventy pound of air pollution.
00:49:25I've seen putty with more backbone.
00:49:28Hey!
00:49:29I do not like his face.
00:49:31Let us remove it.
00:49:32Yes.
00:49:45At ease, disease!
00:49:50I've been expecting you.
00:49:52My name is Sergeant Slaughter.
00:49:54Special drill instructor for G.I. Joe.
00:49:58That's terrific, Sarge.
00:49:59But I'm trying to cut down on the chicken sweat just now.
00:50:02So if you'll excuse me.
00:50:04You're going nowhere, Space Case.
00:50:06You're here because you're an industrial spray follow-up.
00:50:10My job is to whip you into shape.
00:50:12And I'm talking whip.
00:50:13There's only two ways out of my command.
00:50:16On your feet like a man.
00:50:18Or in a ditty bag.
00:50:20An itty bitty ditty bag.
00:50:23Got it?
00:50:24Yes, sir.
00:50:25That's better.
00:50:26Now straighten up and meet the Renegades.
00:50:29They're not real dependable yet.
00:50:31But when I get through them, what are you going to be?
00:50:33Perfect!
00:50:34That's right. Perfect.
00:50:37Say hello to Mercer, ex-Cobra Viper who's seen the light.
00:50:43Red Dog, booted out of pro football for unnecessary roughness.
00:50:48Hey!
00:50:51And Taurus, a circus acrobat with a few loose bats in his big top.
00:50:57Hi, guys.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Now that we're all close friends, let's head for the slaughterhouse.
00:51:09Grab your gear and start hot-footing it.
00:51:12If you're going to be there in time for breakfast,
00:51:14it's a long haul.
00:51:16You expect me to walk?
00:51:18No! You can run!
00:51:20Yo, Joe!
00:51:44I'll save my bones for Davey Jones.
00:51:47He gives me chills.
00:51:49What did they do to him?
00:51:51He looks inhuman.
00:51:53Forget that, man. Remember the plan.
00:51:55When the guards open the gates, we're gone.
00:52:10Now!
00:52:11Go, Joe!
00:52:23Wait for me!
00:52:28The world will soon be ours, Great Colobulus.
00:52:32May your deeds match your words, Sub-Bentle.
00:52:36The Joes are escaping!
00:52:38We must destroy them!
00:52:40You will find that Cobra Lai is prepared to handle all contingencies,
00:52:44my impetuous friend.
00:52:48This way out!
00:52:49Yo, Joe!
00:52:56Stop! It's a trap!
00:52:59Get out of my face!
00:53:01No! Look!
00:53:10Help me!
00:53:27You see, Sir Pentor, there is no escape from Cobra Lai.
00:53:31My buddies!
00:53:33There's nothing you can do to save them!
00:53:37Wait! I know another way out of Cobra Lai.
00:53:41You can save yourself and fight again!
00:53:44So what's your fee? Snakes don't give for free.
00:53:47Take me with you!
00:53:54We got a bargain.
00:53:55But play it straight, or there's no doubt,
00:53:58I'll turn your eyeballs inside out.
00:54:01This way!
00:54:07Nemesis in force, Sir.
00:54:09Dispose of them.
00:54:22Don't look!
00:54:24My eyes!
00:54:37I can't see!
00:54:40I'll be your eyes!
00:54:42Run!
00:54:47Not that way! To the left!
00:54:50Now turn! Now straight ahead!
00:55:07Beautiful.
00:55:09So begins the dawn of our invincibility.
00:55:16Forward!
00:55:18Our mission is not complete
00:55:20until we return with the broadcast energy transmitter!
00:55:25We're going to get you!
00:55:27We're going to get you!
00:55:30We're going to get you!
00:55:33Broadcast energy transmitter!
00:55:45Useless! All useless!
00:55:48Come on, snap out of it!
00:55:50Neither of us will make it if you don't hang together!
00:55:52I was once a man! A man!
00:55:57I can't see.
00:55:59But I can still...
00:56:02This is your faceplate!
00:56:04Was my mask.
00:56:06Just as I was once a man!
00:56:11I don't like that crazy sound.
00:56:13Tell me, dude, what's going down?
00:56:15The beginning of the end of human civilization.
00:56:19Unless you warn G.I. Joe in time.
00:56:22Then let's move it!
00:56:26Straight ahead!
00:56:28A mountain path!
00:56:31That's it! That's good!
00:56:56Sorry you missed breakfast, Falcon!
00:57:00But that's what happens when you're out of shape.
00:57:02Maybe a little K.P. will help you get the lead out.
00:57:10Jump, Yardbird!
00:57:13You're going to work till you wish you were dead.
00:57:16And then keep going, because you're afraid if you don't,
00:57:19I won't let you die.
00:57:22I can't believe Flint has the final choice of Roblox unit.
00:57:26The Himalayas are a big hunk of geography, Sergeant.
00:57:29But we can't wait any longer.
00:57:31I want you to infiltrate the Terradrome
00:57:33and see if Cobra knows what happened to Roblox men.
00:57:36Uh, how's Falcon doing?
00:57:38I'm looking at him. It's too soon to be sure.
00:57:41But I think this kid's got potential.
00:57:43And by the way, I won't tell him you asked.
00:57:49Dinner already?
00:57:51Not unless you like snake burgers.
00:57:53We're going to infiltrate the Terradrome on Cobra Island.
00:57:56That's suicide.
00:57:58Yes. Horoscope say it's bad day to travel.
00:58:01Think of it as an extra rough training exercise.
00:58:05Training, huh?
00:58:07Then why don't we leave our weapons behind
00:58:09and make it really educational?
00:58:11Now that's what I call a challenge.
00:58:13No weapons. Let's move out.
00:58:18Cobra will never think of looking for the BET
00:58:20in a civilian security lab.
00:58:22Let's hope not.
00:58:24Anyway, it'll be safe for here until our missing buddies return.
00:58:28Ha, ha, ha!
00:58:30Ha, ha, ha!
00:58:57Mercer, you know the layout.
00:58:59How do we get in?
00:59:01In this stinking swamp,
00:59:03even big bad cobras need air conditioning.
00:59:07That's our ticket in.
00:59:15The real men can go in.
00:59:17The cowards can stay out here.
00:59:23Central control is that way.
00:59:27The Baroness has located the broadcast energy transmitter.
00:59:32The Joes can't stop us from capturing it now.
00:59:35They're off balance and undermanned.
00:59:38Stratovipers, when the battle is won,
00:59:41to you shall go the honor
00:59:43of flying the transmitter back to Cobra Law.
00:59:46Hail Cobra! Hail victory!
00:59:50You not feeling your bodies in, Mercer?
00:59:52What's Cobra Law?
00:59:53I never heard of it.
00:59:54That answer gives me no comfort.
00:59:57Pipe down. I believe him.
00:59:59Right now, we gotta warn headquarters.
01:00:01Falcon, can you get the word out?
01:00:03No sweat.
01:00:04Then do it.
01:00:05We'll blow up their armory
01:00:07and rattle reptiles from here to Cobra Law.
01:00:25Yeah!
01:00:38Yo, Joe!
01:00:42Come on!
01:00:55Come in, G.I. Joe.
01:00:57Acknowledge.
01:01:02They keep shooting. We all blow up.
01:01:11Come in, G.I. Joe. Acknowledge.
01:01:21Come on!
01:01:25Hey!
01:01:34Let's go, Joe!
01:01:35It's time to go bye-bye or boom-boom.
01:01:38Where's Falcon?
01:01:40Who cares?
01:01:46We don't need...
01:01:47It's time you learn we're a team, Red Dog.
01:01:50We all go home or nobody goes home.
01:01:55Yo, Joe!
01:01:57How many in your force?
01:02:00What is the purpose of your mission?
01:02:03You can't resist forever.
01:02:08You're right.
01:02:11All I gotta do is hold out for five more minutes.
01:02:17Insolent fool!
01:02:19If you won't answer me,
01:02:22you can answer Nemesis Enforcer.
01:02:33Yo, Joe!
01:02:35When I juice those buckets,
01:02:37they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee.
01:02:52Nemesis Enforcer.
01:02:54Finish him off. We have work to do.
01:02:56Help! Help!
01:02:58Nemesis Enforcer! Help me!
01:03:03You...
01:03:04You came back for me.
01:03:08Don't get sloppy.
01:03:10Just point me at that overgrown bat.
01:03:12No time for rematch. Remember Bob.
01:03:15Must hurry.
01:03:21Out of here!
01:03:40Cobra is finished, yes?
01:03:43Don't bet your beard on it.
01:03:52I want their heads!
01:03:54This I command!
01:04:04Secure the B-Team!
01:04:07Let's go!
01:04:14Secure the B-Team!
01:04:16Let's go!
01:04:22Let's go!
01:04:26Cobra's after the broadcast energy transmitter.
01:04:28You rally the ground troops.
01:04:30I'll call out the airborne assault team.
01:04:42Yo, Joe!
01:04:44Hey, wait up!
01:04:46There goes our ride.
01:04:48That ain't necessarily so.
01:04:52I'll hotwire this baby, and we're out of here.
01:04:57Fire, jinx!
01:05:01Yo, Joe!
01:05:05Ay, caramba!
01:05:07Oh, no!
01:05:09First one to say anything about my being bad luck gets a knuckle massage.
01:05:22What?
01:05:25I can see the whites of their beady little eyes.
01:05:35Yo, Joe!
01:05:45Shoot them down, whatever they are!
01:05:52Okay, Chuckles.
01:05:54Give this whirly bird a twirl.
01:05:59All right, let's go!
01:06:16Okay, guys.
01:06:17Prove us rawhides are wrong.
01:06:19Guys, prove us rawhides are wrong!
01:06:49Man, who ever heard of being shot down by a salad?
01:06:52Let's go!
01:07:03Hard on, Joe's.
01:07:05We can't let them get their hands on the BET.
01:07:08Bandits at 12 o'clock high!
01:07:10Regroup!
01:07:20Go, bra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
01:07:24Maintain air attack and deploy the marauders!
01:07:36What is it, Arnie?
01:07:49Whoa!
01:08:11Forward!
01:08:14Open it!
01:08:19Open it!
01:08:36Wow!
01:08:37Inform Zepentor the prize is ours!
01:08:41Go for the underbelly!
01:08:43These things aren't invulnerable after all!
01:08:50Whoa!
01:09:06At last!
01:09:10What?
01:09:11Concentrate firepower!
01:09:13The flag lands, brothers!
01:09:16Evacuate the BET at once!
01:09:23Hell no!
01:09:26Go, bra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
01:09:37Falcon!
01:09:46You, young one!
01:09:48You nearly thwarted my destiny!
01:09:54Duke!
01:10:03Die, arrogant earth scum!
01:10:07No!
01:10:13Duke?
01:10:16Arnie!
01:10:17He took the snake meant for your heart!
01:10:20But his sacrifice will be in vain!
01:10:23This I command!
01:10:36General Hawk!
01:10:37Bad news!
01:10:38Zepentor got the BET and Duke is seriously injured!
01:10:41See to him! I'm coming in!
01:10:46Come on, Duke.
01:10:54How is he, Scarlet?
01:10:55Not good.
01:11:01I guess I can't look out for you anymore, kid.
01:11:04Don't say that, Duke. Doc will fix you up.
01:11:07This isn't Doc's day for miracles.
01:11:10It's my own fault.
01:11:12Too slow.
01:11:13No! No!
01:11:15You did it to save me!
01:11:17Promise me you'll try to get your act together.
01:11:20Be a credit to your country.
01:11:23I'll make you proud.
01:11:25You'll see.
01:11:29He's gone into a coma.
01:11:40Duke...
01:11:44Falcon, don't worry.
01:11:46We'll do everything we can for Duke.
01:11:50Yo, Joe.
01:12:04Hail, Golobulus!
01:12:06Behold the proof of our victory!
01:12:14No!
01:12:16No!
01:12:18No!
01:12:26When this Time Worm completes its journey,
01:12:29the pods will ripen,
01:12:31their spores will burst forth,
01:12:33and this pitiful planet will be ours.
01:12:43General Hawke, I've identified that energy source.
01:12:46It's definitely coming from the BET.
01:12:49Cobra's got it somewhere in the Himalayas.
01:12:51Prepare to move out.
01:12:53All I want is Sir Pintor.
01:12:55Just give me one clear shot.
01:12:57Not so fast, Rawhide.
01:12:59You're not going anyplace.
01:13:01Problem, Beachhead?
01:13:02Affirmative.
01:13:03I'm not sure the Rawhides are ready yet.
01:13:05And I'm specially not sure about him.
01:13:07But Sir Pintor...
01:13:08Beachhead!
01:13:09What's the matter with you?
01:13:11A pill.
01:13:12But Sir Pintor...
01:13:13Beachhead is right.
01:13:14The six of you still lack experience.
01:13:17I have a right!
01:13:18What you have is an order, G.I. Joe.
01:13:21Besides, we need someone to guard the base
01:13:23and try to contact Flint.
01:13:24Yes, sir.
01:13:29Useless.
01:13:30Oh, useless.
01:13:32I was a man.
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:35Oh, yes.
01:13:37I was a man.
01:13:40I was a man.
01:13:41Yes.
01:13:42Stop saying that, you hear?
01:13:43You're making me crazy.
01:13:45Was a man.
01:13:47Men may rule.
01:13:49But Sir Pintor never was.
01:13:53You're going snake house, man.
01:13:55You gotta resist.
01:13:57Yes, was once a man.
01:14:01Stop strangling me!
01:14:07There he is.
01:14:08It's Roadblock.
01:14:09Some rescue party we turned out to be.
01:14:12Roadblock found us.
01:14:14Who is it?
01:14:15I don't need to see clear to fracture your rear.
01:14:18Easy, Roadblock.
01:14:19You're with friends.
01:14:20Lifeline?
01:14:22Lifeline!
01:14:24Lifeline!
01:14:27Flint!
01:14:28Roadblock!
01:14:29Hawk's leading a strike force to Sir Pintor's home base,
01:14:33a place called Cobra Law.
01:14:35Pass me through.
01:14:36We've gotta warn him.
01:14:37Warn him about what?
01:14:38Plants, man.
01:14:39The kind that gobble you up.
01:14:49Sound the alarm!
01:14:50The Joes are attacking!
01:14:52I'm aware of that, Sir Pintor.
01:14:54I am aware of everything.
01:14:56All shall be accomplished in the fullness of time.
01:15:00Joes!
01:15:01Hawk, don't send them in!
01:15:03Cobra Law is booby-trapped!
01:15:05How, Roadblock?
01:15:07Some kind of weird tree, man.
01:15:09Where those leaves grow, you can't survive.
01:15:12That giant plant eats Joes alive.
01:15:15Get back!
01:15:16Halt!
01:15:17Watch out!
01:15:22Get back!
01:15:23Get back!
01:15:38Hey, what's up, Jigs?
01:15:40Hawk and the others were ambushed entering Cobra Law.
01:15:43Look at Cobra Commander.
01:15:45Those orbiting pods contain degenerative spores,
01:15:48and if the BET isn't shut down,
01:15:50the pods will open and release enough spores
01:15:53to mutate every man, woman, and child on Earth.
01:15:56That's not gonna happen, right?
01:15:58Right!
01:15:59Let's win this game!
01:16:00I think your vision can be restored,
01:16:02but there's nothing I can do for the snake.
01:16:05The mutation process is irreversible.
01:16:08Was a man...
01:16:12I hear something.
01:16:14And now I can see it coming in.
01:16:22I never thought I'd be glad to see you show up, Falcon.
01:16:25Thanks, Flint.
01:16:26Now, Roadblock,
01:16:27how are we gonna get in to save Hawk and the others?
01:16:30Cobra Commander is the only one who can tell us.
01:16:36Which way now, man?
01:16:39You hear me, man?
01:16:42Forget it.
01:16:43He's completely turned into a snake.
01:16:46Now how do we know which way to go?
01:16:49Hey, wait!
01:16:51Listen.
01:16:52I think I just found a back door.
01:16:58How come we gotta seal this time?
01:17:02How come we gotta seal this tunnel?
01:17:05If we don't, those spores will filter in and mutate us,
01:17:09you bug-brain!
01:17:10You wanna wake up a clam or something?
01:17:15Hello, hello, hello!
01:17:18Adios, adios, adios!
01:17:21Cover up!
01:17:30Those fool dreadnogs!
01:17:32They fly too close to the Carnotree!
01:17:34Wait!
01:17:35Those aren't dreadnogs!
01:17:37There!
01:17:38See, I told you!
01:17:40And Big Lob makes his move!
01:17:46Uh-oh!
01:17:47Aggressive defense!
01:17:48He takes a hit, but keeps coming!
01:17:51Will the clock run out before his mission is complete?
01:17:55No!
01:17:56He shoots!
01:17:58Is it good?
01:18:15Forward!
01:18:17Show no mercy!
01:18:30Oh, brother!
01:18:47Oh!
01:18:55General Hawk!
01:18:56We've gotta shut down the BET!
01:18:58Then let's do it, soldier!
01:19:00Yo, Joe!
01:19:02Joe!
01:19:03Joe!
01:19:04Hold it!
01:19:09They're advancing on the palace!
01:19:13They are too late!
01:19:15But to assuage your fears,
01:19:18I shall take precautions.
01:19:21Organisms of Cobra La,
01:19:23detach and defend to the death!
01:19:45Come on!
01:19:46Yeah, let's go!
01:20:11Yo, Joe!
01:20:12Head for the palace!
01:20:15Yeah!
01:20:46Not bad for a first date, huh?
01:20:48Yeah, but next time let's watch a horror flick
01:20:50instead of leaving one.
01:20:52Shut down the BET!
01:20:54I'll keep this party going!
01:20:58There!
01:21:01Obliterate them!
01:21:08Vengeance is ours!
01:21:16The big sleaze bat belongs to me!
01:21:24Oh, terrific!
01:21:29Your brother fell before my wrath,
01:21:32and so shall you!
01:21:46Argh!
01:22:09Hold still, witch!
01:22:11Prepare for eternity!
01:22:42Your life has ended!
01:23:00Okay, lady, it's time for lights out!
01:23:05Your breath sears your lungs,
01:23:08your eyes dim,
01:23:10you must submit!
01:23:16Cobra Commander, no!
01:23:40Argh!
01:23:52I always knew I wasn't unlucky.
01:23:55This is for Gumbo, Alpine, and Bazooka!
01:24:00This is for Falcon!
01:24:03This is for me!
01:24:06This is for Duke!
01:24:09And this is for the U.S. Army!
01:24:17You make me sick!
01:24:22Enough! This game is over!
01:24:40Falcon!
01:24:49You're next, whoever you are.
01:25:01I will stain my hands with your blood!
01:25:10No one...
01:25:11No one defies Golobulus and Lips!
01:25:15No one!
01:25:30Don't give up!
01:25:31The last thing you will hear
01:25:34is the cracking of your vertebrae,
01:25:37one by one!
01:25:39Argh!
01:26:01He did it! He shut off the BET!
01:26:05Heroic and utterly futile.
01:26:08Behold, the parts have matured!
01:26:11There is no way to stop the spores!
01:26:21You have lost, G.I. Joe! Lost!
01:26:25We failed.
01:26:26No, not yet!
01:26:28What are you doing?
01:26:29If I can wrap up enough juice...
01:26:32You can fry those spores in space!
01:26:55It's going to blow!
01:26:56Warn the others!
01:27:01Get out of here!
01:27:02And leave you? No way!
01:27:05Forget me! Save yourselves!
01:27:07Falcon, we all go home or nobody goes home!
01:27:15Jump, Falcon! Grab my ankles!
01:27:32Jump!
01:27:33Jump!
01:27:59Come on! Come on!
01:28:01Hit the dirt!
01:28:15General Hawk, do you read me?
01:28:17This is Doc at headquarters.
01:28:18Great news! Duke's come out of his coma!
01:28:21Looks like we made it.
01:28:23Then Doc says Duke's going to be A-OK!
01:28:26Heroic Joe!
01:28:31We did it!
01:28:54Look at the sky.
01:28:56The last of the mutation spores are burning up in orbit.
01:28:59Thanks, big brother. Let's go.
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