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00:02:53What do you think?
00:02:55Margarita, you look beautiful.
00:02:58Why won't you let me try it on?
00:03:00Oh, please, sweetheart. I'm just worried about your father. Think how he might feel.
00:03:05Si, pero how would she feel?
00:03:11Oh.
00:03:15Margarita, calma, tranquila, niña.
00:03:30It's beautiful, Sonia.
00:03:31And she looked beautiful in it the day that she married your father.
00:03:35She always hoped to see you wear it one day.
00:03:38So young you were.
00:03:40Seventeen.
00:03:42Only five years ago, it seems like so much longer.
00:03:46If only she could be here to see me in it.
00:03:49She is here, darling.
00:03:51She's always here with you.
00:03:54Margarita.
00:03:58I'm coming.
00:04:02Señor.
00:04:06Sonia, where is my little one?
00:04:10Has she picked a gown yet?
00:04:12No, Papa.
00:04:13Mija, porque no? It is only a week until your wedding.
00:04:16We're very close, Señor.
00:04:18Didn't you have a business matter, sir, that you had to attend to today?
00:04:22Yes, I believe I do.
00:04:23Well, if you want your daughter to have a wedding, sir, why don't you go and tend to it?
00:04:28But how many gowns is it necessary for her to try, Señor?
00:04:31Oh, Señor, you know women's.
00:04:34Yes.
00:04:37You know women, Papa.
00:04:40Yes.
00:04:52Joven.
00:04:55Eres la más bella del mundo.
00:05:03Your mother would be so proud.
00:05:09Papa, are you all right?
00:05:11Yes.
00:05:12Are you all right, Señor? Is it your heart?
00:05:22I was afraid something like this might happen, Margarita.
00:05:39No.
00:05:55You see this shrimp?
00:05:57It's terrible.
00:05:58It looks healthy, yeah?
00:06:00But we can't eat it, because the water is poison.
00:06:04Can you hear it, though? You could eat them, which means you could sell them.
00:06:08Why don't you look for a job?
00:06:09Where's there to look for work on this island?
00:06:11We are surrounded by an ocean, and we're not allowed to fish.
00:06:15And what is El Comandante doing about it?
00:06:17He's eating chicken.
00:06:19You know, I feel like Tom Hanks in that movie, always talking about shrimp.
00:06:24For his gum?
00:06:27He's not talking about shrimp.
00:06:29Baba's talking about shrimp, remember?
00:06:31You can barbecue them, you can even chop them up into little pieces and put them in with your rice.
00:06:37Are you done?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41Okay, look, if you ask me, I think we should all learn shipbuilding.
00:06:46Why is that?
00:06:47Because everyone's gonna sail out of here if we can't fish.
00:06:49Why don't you start selling jellyfish repellent to the tourists again, huh?
00:06:53You know, actually, that was a great idea. It could have worked.
00:06:55Yeah, it could have worked.
00:06:57You got caught, and so did you, Luis, dumping jellyfish by the jet ski rental.
00:07:01Tourists don't come to this side of the island anymore.
00:07:04El Comandante will take care of us.
00:07:06No, I think El Comandante has forgotten about all of us.
00:07:12All we do is talk, talk, talk, talk. Nobody does anything.
00:07:17There is a curse over El Comandante.
00:07:20Right, Aurelia. A big fat do-nothing-for-the-people curse.
00:07:35Pineda.
00:07:36El Comandante.
00:07:39What is this?
00:07:41Is this the help we agreed on for the village?
00:07:47Yes, sir.
00:07:49Ay, Pineda.
00:07:55Are you sure?
00:07:57The language is...
00:07:58The language is...
00:07:59Lawyers, lawyers. I agree. They make everything so much more complicated.
00:08:04It's confusing.
00:08:10Sir?
00:08:15Just sign here.
00:08:16The people are my responsibility, Pineda.
00:08:21My wife and I made a promise to take care of them.
00:08:25They are why I am El Comandante, no?
00:08:28Absolutely, sir.
00:08:31My wife and I made a promise to protect them.
00:08:36Yes.
00:08:37But how can we protect them now that the ocean has turned green?
00:08:42Sir. Do this, sir. One more, sir.
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:56Good morning, Mr. Manolo.
00:08:57Good morning. How are you?
00:09:00Thank you, sir.
00:09:25Thank you.
00:09:40Rosita.
00:09:49Our baby has grown up.
00:09:53She's become an angel like you, mi amor.
00:09:57As long as I am drawing breath, Rosa,
00:10:02no one will harm her.
00:10:04Pineda! Pineda! Pineda!
00:10:34Manolo, I didn't know you were coming over.
00:10:37Oh, I was feeling restless, and somehow here I am,
00:10:41like a bee to a honey.
00:10:42I hope you don't mind.
00:10:43Oops.
00:10:45Of course not.
00:10:47It's just Jennifer's on her way to take me shopping.
00:10:49But you know what? It's not important.
00:10:51I can do it another time.
00:10:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53It's fine.
00:10:54If there's one thing my father taught
00:10:55me is to never get in the way of a woman on her shopping.
00:10:58But it's really Jennifer.
00:11:00Even my father doesn't need to tell
00:11:01me not to get in the way of two women who are going shopping.
00:11:04It seems your father taught you well.
00:11:07Do you mind if I borrow the groom?
00:11:10Just for a little moment.
00:11:11Margarita!
00:11:13Oh, hello, Manolo.
00:11:14Hi.
00:11:15Vamos.
00:11:17We got to go, Bob.
00:11:18Adios.
00:11:19Adios.
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:21Oh!
00:11:22Oh!
00:11:23Oh!
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:27Oh!
00:11:28Oh!
00:11:28Oh!
00:11:29Oh!
00:11:31Look at this, man.
00:11:34Can you hear it?
00:11:36I don't hear nothing.
00:11:37What do you mean you can't hear it?
00:11:38Ow.
00:11:39The day I own this sound system,
00:11:41I know I've died and gone to heaven.
00:11:45You know, I feel like going to El Comandante's
00:11:48and giving him a piece of my mind.
00:11:50Um, first you better think about marching
00:11:54fast in the other direction, my friend.
00:11:56Oh, shit.
00:11:59Hey, baby.
00:12:01Don't you dare baby me.
00:12:02Where the hell were you?
00:12:04I was at the town meeting, you know?
00:12:06I got a lot to say about the politics here.
00:12:08Don't give me that.
00:12:09You were supposed to take me out.
00:12:11Take you out?
00:12:14With what, you know?
00:12:15We gave everything to the church.
00:12:17Don't start with me, Rogelio.
00:12:18Because I will hurt you, and you know I will.
00:12:20Hey, hey, look, look, look.
00:12:21Relax, relax.
00:12:22You know, I think you're too much for me.
00:12:24Relax, relax.
00:12:25You know, I'll take you out tomorrow.
00:12:27It's all good.
00:12:28Oh, no, you won't.
00:12:29You want to know why?
00:12:30Because you're a loser, Luis.
00:12:32Loser.
00:12:33You don't have two cents today,
00:12:34and you're never going to have two cents.
00:12:36I should have listened to my mother.
00:12:38She saw you coming a mile away.
00:12:45Maybe you can get your mother to take you out.
00:12:55Come on, come on.
00:12:57Go, go, go!
00:13:21Have you heard the English version?
00:13:23Yeah, but it's so much sexier in Spanish.
00:13:25Everything's sexier in Spanish.
00:13:28Especially Manolo.
00:13:30I can't believe you're going to be a married woman.
00:13:33Huh?
00:13:34Just think, I'm going to come visit you,
00:13:37and we're going to go shopping and go driving,
00:13:40and we're going to tell each other all our secrets.
00:13:42We already do that.
00:13:44And you're going to be Mrs. Manolo.
00:13:47Oh, pampered to the max.
00:13:50Sounds like fun.
00:13:53What's the matter with you?
00:13:55Hmm?
00:13:56Are you scared?
00:13:58I'm just worried about my father, about the island.
00:14:03You know what's the matter with you?
00:14:05You don't know whether you want to come or go.
00:14:08Maybe.
00:14:10It's just, I've done everything everybody ever told me to do.
00:14:15And now...
00:14:17Listen, you better get this out of your system right now.
00:14:20Because once you're married to Manolo,
00:14:22it's going to be a diamond leash, girl.
00:14:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:14:27Look out!
00:14:29Mierda!
00:14:30Sorry, sorry.
00:14:32Where are we?
00:14:34I don't know, we're just coming out on the other side.
00:14:36Go!
00:14:38What's the matter with you?
00:14:40That's my girlfriend, you know?
00:14:41You could have killed her.
00:14:42Yeah, right, she could have killed us.
00:14:44Oh, right, right, right, right.
00:14:45Carmelita?
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:47Come on, she loves me, man.
00:14:52Next time I get serious, I'm getting myself a girl with gas.
00:14:55Oh, right, right.
00:14:57Like someone like that is ever going to fall for a loser like you.
00:14:59Shut up.
00:15:02No spare, no spare.
00:15:05That car has the same tires.
00:15:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:09Are you crazy?
00:15:10We can't just take some tourist's tires and that's it.
00:15:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:13We'll take their tires, and then we'll slap ours on,
00:15:15and then we'll come back later, we charge them 20 bucks, we change their flat.
00:15:18You know, none of this would have happened
00:15:20if you would have just taken that crazy woman out.
00:15:21There you are, Luis.
00:15:22Carmelita!
00:15:23Go, go, go!
00:15:39Look out!
00:15:51Is he dead?
00:15:54Oh, my God.
00:15:56Is he dead?
00:15:58I don't know.
00:16:00It was either him or the pig.
00:16:20Don't leave me.
00:16:22I won't.
00:16:27Kiss me before I die.
00:16:51Yes?
00:16:53Thought you might have use for this, sir.
00:16:56Yeah, yes, thank you.
00:16:58Wait, where am I?
00:17:01But you're in his house, of course.
00:17:20I don't know.
00:17:51Hallelujah!
00:17:53Hallelujah!
00:17:55Hallelujah!
00:18:09Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:18:14I thought this was...
00:18:16Isn't this...
00:18:20Oh.
00:18:21Oh.
00:18:22It's...
00:18:24I noticed you don't have surround sound.
00:18:26Have you placed these speakers in different parts of the room?
00:18:30Poor boy, you've had a terrible accident.
00:18:32I hope it hasn't affected your brains.
00:18:34Perhaps you got out of bed too soon.
00:18:35Where are you?
00:18:36Please, into bed.
00:18:37Are you sure?
00:18:38If you watch Top Gun, the whole room shakes.
00:18:40Sonia?
00:18:41Please, into bed.
00:18:42What the hell is this place anyway?
00:18:43Shh.
00:18:48He's still feverish.
00:18:50I hope there's no swelling in the brain.
00:18:58I am Senor Pineda.
00:19:01You were in a very minor car accident.
00:19:04Somehow, you stumbled in front of one of our vehicles.
00:19:07She had no intention of hurting you.
00:19:09Fortunately, the only injuries you sustained were a slightly sprained ankle
00:19:14and a few other extremely minor cuts and bruises.
00:19:21There was some damage to our vehicle.
00:19:25But considering that you are from the village and therefore of modest means,
00:19:30we will forego the damage.
00:19:33Nevertheless, we are still sympathetic to your situation
00:19:36and would like to provide you with a little something
00:19:39to help you recover any lost income
00:19:43which you may have incurred as a result of the accident.
00:19:48Two hundred dollars.
00:19:52Is there something wrong?
00:19:54Well, that depends on whether a man such as myself
00:19:58that is not only responsible for the feeding of my very big and lazy family,
00:20:04not to mention my many cousins, goats, chickens, cats, and...
00:20:09...deer.
00:20:10There are no deer on the island.
00:20:12They must be brought in and fed very special and rare deer food.
00:20:19Senor Pineda, what if there is brain fever?
00:20:24A thousand dollars.
00:20:27This may help to recover your lost income.
00:20:32You have my gratitude.
00:20:34This may help to recover part of my very big lost income and feed my many people, at least
00:20:58for today.
00:21:01But what really worries me is...
00:21:12Are you alright?
00:21:13Yes, I mean...
00:21:16Not counting my back, of course.
00:21:18I am so sorry about what happened. It's all my fault.
00:21:22No, it's not.
00:21:24I just hope that you're not in too much discomfort.
00:21:27Well, you never know with internal injuries.
00:21:31But now that you're here, I'm improving.
00:21:37Margarita, Señor Pineda, I believe we have a car waiting to take El Señor back to the village.
00:21:51I will need you to sign this waiver.
00:21:54Señor Pineda, I'm sure he's a very honest person.
00:21:57He knows I didn't mean him any harm.
00:22:00Would I be seeing you again?
00:22:02No.
00:22:04Señor Rogelio, Señorita Margarita is a very busy woman.
00:22:07Perhaps you could send her a letter.
00:22:09Hmm.
00:22:23Okay, I'm okay.
00:22:33I just meant to take a little fall.
00:22:35Those stairs are slippery, Mina.
00:22:38I couldn't stop.
00:22:39So you're saying this is El Comandante's house?
00:22:41Yeah, man. Everybody around here talks about we this and we that.
00:22:45So it took me a while to figure it out.
00:22:48That's because they don't want you to figure it out.
00:22:52Man, you should see this place.
00:22:55It's got something like, I don't know, 500 rooms.
00:22:58And they're getting ready for some kind of party or something.
00:23:02A party? At El Comandante's house? You're gonna get me in, right?
00:23:05Listen, Mina, I'll call you back.
00:23:07Hey, Rogelio.
00:23:09Oye, Rogelio.
00:23:20Wow.
00:23:22Okay.
00:23:36Margarita.
00:23:38Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:23:41I'm so sorry.
00:23:43Tickle, tickle, tickle, baby.
00:23:45That's a good donkey. That's a good boy.
00:23:48That's a good boy.
00:23:50That's a good boy.
00:23:52Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
00:23:55So pinche da.
00:23:57He's a beauty, isn't he?
00:23:59Mr. Junkie.
00:24:01Mr. Junkie.
00:24:03There, sir.
00:24:05Ah, so what you mean to say is you think he's a spy.
00:24:09I thought you said he was a thief.
00:24:11Who, sir?
00:24:12Our guest.
00:24:14Oh, he's a spy and a thief, sir.
00:24:16Excuse me.
00:24:18He's a thieving spy.
00:24:19Or a spying thief.
00:24:20What?
00:24:21Never mind.
00:24:23For a thieving spy, he doesn't seem particularly discreet, does he?
00:24:28Well, there has been a lot of grumbling among the villagers.
00:24:32The villagers have even been meeting him.
00:24:35Why?
00:24:36Have we been sending them the money to help them?
00:24:38Yes, of course. You know we have.
00:24:41But these people, they are ingrates.
00:24:45Besides, they breed like rabbits.
00:24:48You've grown bitter, my friend.
00:24:51People fall in love, they want to have children.
00:24:54It's natural.
00:25:00It's a beautiful thing.
00:25:05Are you ill, sir?
00:25:08No, I am, uh, I am...
00:25:12trying to see your point.
00:25:15Oh, yes.
00:25:17This boy from the village, I want you to keep him happy.
00:25:24Ah, yes, yes.
00:25:26The last thing we need right now is for the people to think that
00:25:29El Comandante's daughter has run one of them over.
00:25:32Yes, that would invite...
00:25:33Invite him to dinner.
00:25:35Dinner?
00:25:37Dinner.
00:25:38Dinner! Surely you've heard of it.
00:25:41Yeah, yeah.
00:25:42Are you sure, sir?
00:25:44Of course I am sure. I am always sure. I am the sure one.
00:25:48That's why the people have chosen me to be their Comandante.
00:25:54With my humble respect, sir,
00:25:56you're a fifth generation dictator.
00:25:58The people have no choice.
00:26:00That is beside the point.
00:26:01The point is that as my father taught me,
00:26:03and his father before him, these are my people.
00:26:06I must be kind but firm.
00:26:08Absolute decisiveness is a requirement.
00:26:10Yes, El Comandante.
00:26:11Now, look at this reading! It's going through the roof!
00:26:14From now on, no one will be allowed to bring me bad news before 12 o'clock!
00:26:18Yes, sir.
00:26:19No!
00:26:20Better make it two.
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23No!
00:26:24Two is too early.
00:26:28Better make it, you know, closer to dinner time.
00:26:34Oh, God.
00:26:39No, I can't do it today. No, I can't. I'm busy.
00:26:42Yeah, no, it's too late. No, no, no.
00:26:45Let's do something. Let's...
00:26:48Yeah, why don't we meet tomorrow?
00:26:51Hold on, hold on.
00:26:52I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:26:54No, no, no. I have to go. I have to go!
00:26:58You okay? Huh?
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:00You sure you weren't hurt in that accident?
00:27:03It's that poor boy I ran over. He was so injured.
00:27:07Think of him.
00:27:08Oh, he's fine. People like him are hard to kill.
00:27:13I mean tough, you know.
00:27:16I've talked to your father and I'm going to get you a driver.
00:27:21From now on, you will no longer have to drive yourself.
00:27:24But I'd love to drive.
00:27:26Margarita, this is to protect you.
00:27:28Besides, you shouldn't go to the other side of the island.
00:27:31Why not?
00:27:32Because...
00:27:35Because you don't belong there. That's why.
00:27:37Yeah, that's why you shouldn't go there.
00:27:39You know, Margarita, I love you.
00:27:41This is for your own good. I just want to protect you.
00:27:44That's it.
00:27:50Yes, I love you too.
00:28:02Oh, man.
00:28:07The peasant is staying for dinner.
00:28:10The peasant is staying for dinner.
00:28:14The peasant is staying for dinner.
00:28:16Very good, sir.
00:28:32To our unearned guest.
00:28:41Buon appetit.
00:28:44It may have been fate,
00:28:48or perhaps it was my imagination.
00:28:53But it was my imagination.
00:28:55It may have been fate,
00:28:59or perhaps it was magic
00:29:02that has brought you to our humble abode.
00:29:06But whichever I believe that you are here...
00:29:11I'm here.
00:29:12You're here.
00:29:14In order that we might come to better understand each other.
00:29:20It is the duty of your comandante,
00:29:23as it has been the duty of every comandante
00:29:27since the formation of this island,
00:29:33to reach out to his villagers,
00:29:38to talk to them.
00:29:41But more important, to listen.
00:29:50El comandante.
00:29:52El comandante.
00:30:08When I found out my margarita had been in an accident
00:30:12on the other side of the island, I was...
00:30:15A very minor accident.
00:30:17Wow.
00:30:18A very minor accident, yeah.
00:30:20Well, to be honest, my first thought
00:30:22was that she had been kidnapped by some peasants.
00:30:25They're not peasants.
00:30:26Yes, I know, they're villagers.
00:30:27Whatever you want to call them, they are...
00:30:29Kidnappers?
00:30:32Thank you.
00:30:33So I was relieved when I found out
00:30:36it was really an accident, a minor one.
00:30:39Actually, it was my fault.
00:30:41That's impossible.
00:30:43No, no, no.
00:30:44She didn't do it.
00:30:46I kind of rolled in front of her car.
00:30:49You see, my friend's girlfriend threw a rock
00:30:52at my Corvair and punctured my tire.
00:30:56I was trying to find a spare, which was stupid,
00:30:58because I don't have a spare.
00:31:01A girl threw a rock at your car?
00:31:03Thank God she didn't have her knife on.
00:31:06Well, however it happened, I'm sure we're all glad
00:31:08no one was seriously injured.
00:31:10Yeah, easy for you to say.
00:31:17Rogelio, may I call you Rogelio?
00:31:21Please, sir, you can call me anything you want, sir.
00:31:24You're El Comandante, right?
00:31:27Thank you, Rogelio.
00:31:30Señor Pineda and I have been discussing
00:31:33the difficulties the island has endured
00:31:36since the water became contaminated last year.
00:31:40Which I can assure you, we are working very hard to remedy.
00:31:43Considering Rogelio's condition,
00:31:46I think it best that we do not put him through an inquisition.
00:31:49No, no, no. Go ahead. I don't mind.
00:31:52Is it true, Rogelio, that the villagers have been organizing?
00:31:57I heard they were ready to hold massive demonstrations
00:32:00opposing El Comandante.
00:32:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:32:08It's just that the people are scared.
00:32:10I mean, they're surrounded by water and they can't fish.
00:32:15If they don't fish, they don't eat.
00:32:18But why?
00:32:20What about the emergency fund?
00:32:23That is why we have it, no?
00:32:25As I was telling El Comandante, it's not enough, is it?
00:32:28Look, you guys want me to be honest?
00:32:35Yes, of course, by all means.
00:32:37Okay, the truth is, we don't want any emergency fund.
00:32:42Just use the money to clean up the water.
00:32:45Most of the people just want to have a better life for their kids.
00:32:48That's it. At this rate, they won't even be able to keep the old, crummy one.
00:32:55People are talking about leaving the island.
00:33:00That would be terrible.
00:33:03Excuse me, sir, there's someone here.
00:33:06He says that he's a cousin of Senor Robelio.
00:33:09That he's here for the party.
00:33:12Cousin!
00:33:17How are you?
00:33:18Slide down, will you?
00:33:19Hi, how are you?
00:33:20This is El Comandante.
00:33:23Can I call you Will?
00:33:25I'm just kidding.
00:33:28Can I have a beer?
00:33:32I'll trade you for the room.
00:33:34That's a deal.
00:33:35There you go.
00:33:39What do I say?
00:33:51Excuse me.
00:33:52I did not receive my mint on the pillow this morning.
00:33:55I did not receive my mint on the pillow this morning.
00:33:57We do not leave mints on the pillow.
00:34:01El Comandante said that there would be a mint.
00:34:05It's okay.
00:34:07I'll just tell El Comandante he's wrong.
00:34:11Oh, no, no.
00:34:12I'll check on the mints.
00:34:15Gracias.
00:34:25Hey!
00:34:49Hey!
00:34:55Hey!
00:35:06If you want to fish, shouldn't you be using a rod and reel?
00:35:12I have quick hands.
00:35:13You should see me play cards.
00:35:26Mmm.
00:35:51It's nice to see you feeling better.
00:35:53Shh.
00:35:54Don't say that.
00:35:55I might have to hurt myself again.
00:35:57Here.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Give me your best shot.
00:36:00Come on.
00:36:01Now why would I want to hurt you?
00:36:02Well, let's see.
00:36:03I could stay here at a mansion and drink god of silver goblets.
00:36:06Or I could go back to my village and break open a can of beans.
00:36:12If I didn't have to, I'd never leave this place.
00:36:18Be careful what you wish for.
00:36:24What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:55I never leave this place.
00:36:58I mean, I travel, but I'm not allowed to go anywhere on my own.
00:37:04I was in Europe last month.
00:37:06It's one cathedral after another.
00:37:09Listen, I know how lucky I am, but being able to come and go as you please,
00:37:13it's not a bad thing.
00:37:16First time I was on the other side of the island was the day I ran you over.
00:37:20Appreciate that, by the way.
00:37:21You know what?
00:37:22I still take the concussion.
00:37:28All right, this is a refined game for refined people.
00:37:30That's it.
00:37:31Enough.
00:37:32You're silly.
00:37:33You just have to.
00:37:34Hey, listen.
00:37:35If you want to see the other side of the island, I'll take you.
00:37:39It wouldn't be proper, would it?
00:37:42Let's hope not.
00:37:47Margarita?
00:37:48Oh, sorry.
00:37:49I have to go.
00:37:50Playing croquet?
00:37:51Oh, no.
00:37:52Just hunting for gophers.
00:37:55Wonderful.
00:37:57Let's go, darling.
00:38:20Amazing.
00:38:21Amazing.
00:38:22Amazing.
00:38:23Amazing.
00:38:24Amazing.
00:38:25Amazing.
00:38:38Amazing.
00:38:40Amazing.
00:38:53Amazing.
00:38:55Amazing.
00:39:23Amazing.
00:39:24Amazing.
00:39:25Amazing.
00:39:26Amazing.
00:39:27Amazing.
00:39:28Amazing.
00:39:29Amazing.
00:39:30Amazing.
00:39:31Amazing.
00:39:32Amazing.
00:39:33Amazing.
00:39:34Amazing.
00:39:35Amazing.
00:39:36Amazing.
00:39:37Amazing.
00:39:38Amazing.
00:39:39Amazing.
00:39:40Amazing.
00:39:41Amazing.
00:39:42Amazing.
00:39:43Amazing.
00:39:44Amazing.
00:39:45Amazing.
00:39:46Amazing.
00:39:47Amazing.
00:39:48Amazing.
00:39:49Amazing.
00:39:50Amazing.
00:39:51Amazing.
00:39:53Amazing.
00:39:55Amazing.
00:39:57Amazing.
00:40:01Amazing.
00:40:03Amazing.
00:40:09Amazing.
00:40:12I just wonder if you're well enough to go back to the village.
00:40:14You seem fine to me.
00:40:16You have such a soft heart, Margarita.
00:40:17You don't know when someone is just playing with you.
00:40:20I feel so trapped.
00:40:22Why? I give you everything you could possibly wish for.
00:40:25I just wish...
00:40:27What? Come on, tell me, tell me, tell me.
00:40:30Look, what's the problem?
00:40:32I hate that town car. I want my car back.
00:40:35So this is about driving?
00:40:36It's about more than driving.
00:40:40I want that peasant out of this house today.
00:40:43This is my father's house. He will say when he leaves.
00:40:46Oh, your father...
00:40:48Let's not talk about your father.
00:41:00What are you doing?
00:41:01Feeling better.
00:41:02If I don't injure myself, we're out of here.
00:41:06Okay, here, let me help you. Bend over.
00:41:09Yeah.
00:41:11Bend over.
00:41:14You ready?
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:16Ready? Close it, close it.
00:41:18Shit.
00:41:19Shit.
00:41:21You know, that guy Pineda, well, he's very weird, man.
00:41:25You think his... his limp is big enough?
00:41:28Ow, ow, ow.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30Look, I was doing a little snooping around.
00:41:32I came across this safe and...
00:41:35Hi, it's Margarita. May I come in?
00:41:38Yeah.
00:41:40I hope I'm not disturbing you.
00:41:42You were just leaving.
00:41:45I wanted to...
00:41:48Would you take me to the other side of the island?
00:41:55Yeah.
00:41:57Oh, would you mind going upstairs and grabbing my bag?
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:01Get in the car, I'm driving.
00:42:10Oh, I... I have it anyway, thanks.
00:42:23Am I driving too fast?
00:42:26I think I'll just stay back here on the floor
00:42:28until you turn off the thrusters, yeah?
00:42:32Uh, just a tad.
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:51You okay?
00:42:53I'm fine.
00:42:55You know, we can... we can turn around.
00:42:58No.
00:43:00Okay.
00:43:02Woo!
00:43:05Hey, what's up, bro?
00:43:06What's up with you?
00:43:07Wow!
00:43:09Oye!
00:43:11Hola, chico!
00:43:12Want some strike oil?
00:43:14Woo!
00:43:16Hey, you told me.
00:43:18Well, I had a little accident.
00:43:19Hey.
00:43:21You with him?
00:43:24You might be the one who had the accident, man,
00:43:26but she's the one who banged her head.
00:43:28She is slamming, buddy.
00:43:29Real.
00:43:31It's kind of a smooth ride.
00:43:32He's talking about her, idiota.
00:43:35Uh, she's my...
00:43:38She's my driver.
00:43:40Well, you must be crazy or stupid or something,
00:43:42but if that was my driver, I'd...
00:43:44Hey!
00:43:45Your driver.
00:43:47What's your name?
00:43:48Margarita.
00:43:49Mucho gusto.
00:43:50Wait, ma.
00:43:51Wait!
00:43:52Don't wait for me.
00:43:53No, Rosa.
00:43:56What did you make about this car, man?
00:43:58Mar... Margarita,
00:43:59Rogelio doesn't even have enough money
00:44:01to even dream about buying a car like this.
00:44:03Easy, peasant.
00:44:05I just like the car.
00:44:06Take it easy.
00:44:07Take it easy.
00:44:08I know you, my friend.
00:44:13Dos bolas del diablo.
00:44:15Gracias.
00:44:16Salud.
00:44:19What is dos bolas del diablo?
00:44:22Uh, diablo, devil.
00:44:25Because Arturo makes them with
00:44:27poison rum and...
00:44:29And?
00:44:30And...
00:44:31And balls.
00:44:33So you gotta buy two.
00:44:40Yeah, exactly.
00:44:44Dos bolas, por favor.
00:44:47What are you gonna have?
00:44:48No, no, no.
00:44:49That's pretty strong stuff.
00:44:51You can't handle it?
00:44:54Dos también.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:02You better breathe.
00:45:07What did you say?
00:45:08Rogelio's buying things for everybody!
00:45:13No.
00:45:14No, no.
00:45:15No.
00:45:16Hey, I'm not paying.
00:45:17I'm not gonna pay for it.
00:45:26Yeah!
00:45:52Show me, show me.
00:45:56Woo!
00:46:03Breathe.
00:46:11Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:46:15Alright, breathe.
00:46:19Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:46:22Breathe.
00:46:23No, what are you waiting for?
00:46:24Breathe.
00:46:26Here.
00:46:27Go!
00:46:42I missed you.
00:46:45Oh, baby!
00:46:53Go ahead.
00:46:57Come on!
00:47:15Do you dance, chiquita?
00:47:23Wanna dance?
00:47:24No.
00:47:26There you go, Rogelio.
00:47:27Grind it, baby.
00:47:42Why don't you go tell daddy
00:47:43that we don't want no spoiled little rich girls
00:47:45on this side of the island.
00:47:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:47Lolita, please.
00:47:48Would you just dance with me?
00:47:53What are you doing?
00:47:54Just dance.
00:47:57Let's get out of here.
00:47:59Hey, Rogelio.
00:48:00You're so stupid.
00:48:01You don't even know when some bitch
00:48:02is using you for a last bling.
00:48:05Carmenita.
00:48:07Stop it.
00:48:08Stop what?
00:48:10I haven't even got started.
00:48:20Carmenita shouldn't have to talk to you like that.
00:48:23She probably thought I was crazy.
00:48:24Yeah.
00:48:26She probably thought I deserved it.
00:48:29My father used to say
00:48:31you should always try to figure out
00:48:32people's reasons for doing things.
00:48:38She's not right.
00:48:44Would you like to know
00:48:45Carmenita's reason for being so mad?
00:48:47The water.
00:48:49El Comandante says
00:48:50he will do something about it.
00:48:56If my father says
00:48:57he'll do something about it, he will.
00:49:02Maybe Older really is right.
00:49:04Perhaps there's a curse in him.
00:49:08Who's saying that?
00:49:13Careful.
00:49:15Are you sure?
00:49:16Careful.
00:49:18Are you okay?
00:49:20Yeah, I'm just tired.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:25I promise I'm going to have my father
00:49:27do something about this.
00:49:30I believe you, Carmenita.
00:49:32Do you think I'm trying to use you?
00:49:35Where would you pick me for that?
00:49:38I mean,
00:49:39you have everything, right?
00:49:42When did I pick you?
00:49:45I don't know.
00:49:47When you hit me with your car.
00:49:54When you didn't hit me at the fish pond.
00:50:00At Arturo's.
00:50:06On the dance floor.
00:50:15Now.
00:50:39Show me, Rogelio.
00:50:41Like them.
00:50:42Carmenita.
00:51:13Come on.
00:51:26I can't.
00:51:43Listen.
00:51:44Listen.
00:51:51I can't hear you.
00:52:12I can't hear you.
00:52:42I'm sorry.
00:53:12I'm sorry.
00:53:42I'm sorry.
00:53:51I...
00:53:59Oh, my God.
00:54:01What am I doing here?
00:54:03No, this isn't...
00:54:04What do you mean?
00:54:07Oh, my God.
00:54:08You could never understand.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:12I could.
00:54:13No.
00:54:15You could not.
00:54:20Fine.
00:54:23I'll get you home.
00:54:32Oh, dear.
00:54:41Papá.
00:54:44I can explain.
00:54:45I don't want to hear anything you have to say right now.
00:54:48Margarita Tesoro, how could you make us worry like this?
00:54:51Sir, this was all my fault.
00:54:57I don't doubt that.
00:55:01Nothing happened.
00:55:05Nothing bad.
00:55:06Even we peasants have rules about...
00:55:09things like that.
00:55:13Take her upstairs, Sonia.
00:55:16She stinks of rum.
00:55:18We need to talk.
00:55:19I'm not talking to you while you are drunk.
00:55:21I am not drunk.
00:55:22Get upstairs now!
00:55:24I am glad your mother is not here to see this.
00:55:31Where is he?
00:55:32I don't know.
00:55:34Why were you saying that I entrusted you?
00:55:36But I didn't do it.
00:55:38Piñera.
00:55:42Take care of this boy.
00:55:44I wasn't going to let anything happen to her.
00:55:47Guards!
00:55:53Your little fantasy vacation is over.
00:55:57If I ever see you or your little snoop friend again...
00:56:01I...
00:56:03Out!
00:56:06Margarita!
00:56:07Margarita!
00:56:09Margarita!
00:56:12Margarita!
00:56:13Let's go, Margarita!
00:56:14Please!
00:56:16Please stop!
00:56:17Leave her alone!
00:56:18No!
00:56:19Margarita!
00:56:20You've confused her enough already.
00:56:22Margarita!
00:56:23Margarita!
00:56:25Rogelio!
00:56:27Rogelio!
00:56:29Margarita, please think.
00:56:31You're engaged.
00:56:34I just wanted to say goodbye.
00:56:38We didn't do anything wrong.
00:57:01Good morning.
00:57:23Good morning.
00:57:29Papa.
00:57:30Papa, please. It was one mistake.
00:57:32It's a very big mistake, Margarita.
00:57:34I'm a grown woman.
00:57:36A grown woman who has forgotten she is to be married in three days?
00:57:39Rogelio is a decent boy.
00:57:41He is a peasant!
00:57:42He is a penniless boy!
00:57:49Forgive me.
00:57:51I do not mean to speak unkindly.
00:57:55But this has never happened.
00:57:57You just took the car.
00:57:59We had no idea where you were.
00:58:03I don't even know how to think about it.
00:58:10I don't want to fight with you, Papa.
00:58:17I picked these for you.
00:58:22Oh, Margarita.
00:58:28Mija, I have disgraced our family's name.
00:58:34No, it's not possible.
00:58:36Ever since your mother died, I have been sleeping.
00:58:44I am cursed.
00:58:45You're being loyal to your people.
00:58:47And now I am running out of money.
00:58:50Pineda has informed me all of our hard work to clean up the water.
00:58:57It has exhausted our cash.
00:59:00No, that can't be true.
00:59:02But Pineda has advised me how to make everything okay.
00:59:07I have deeded all my property to you.
00:59:12All my lands, all my lands will be yours.
00:59:19The day you marry Manolo.
00:59:22And then he will take care of you.
00:59:27Perhaps you rely on Pineda too much.
00:59:29The only thing I care about, Mija, is that you be happy.
00:59:38I know.
00:59:40Manolo is a very, he is a, he is handsome.
00:59:44He is family.
00:59:48You do love him, don't you?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:53Yes.
00:59:54Why wouldn't I love him?
00:59:56Yes, then you will marry him.
01:00:04I just need to ask one thing.
01:00:08Anything, Mija.
01:00:11Anything, Mija.
01:00:15I want to invite Rogelio to the party.
01:00:19But why, Margarita?
01:00:21I want to say goodbye.
01:00:24Please.
01:00:28As you wish.
01:00:35Hey.
01:00:37You see that?
01:00:39That's me, cousin.
01:00:42Wow.
01:00:44Hey.
01:00:47You know why she's doing this, right?
01:00:49Because she's feeling guilty.
01:00:51So she thinks that's going to make her feel better.
01:00:55Man.
01:00:56You know what I say?
01:00:58I say we go.
01:01:00Let's do it for the people, man.
01:01:02We'll take a bucket of water, wouldn't that be great?
01:01:05We'll take a bucket of slimy, polluted water,
01:01:09dump it into their fish ponds.
01:01:12Yeah, yeah.
01:01:13You know, then that way they can stick their hands into the water,
01:01:16get those instant blisters.
01:01:18See how they like that?
01:01:19Break out into that fever,
01:01:21have their skin just crawling off of them.
01:01:23Oh, wow.
01:01:24Wouldn't that be great, man?
01:01:26I think we should do that.
01:01:27Why don't we do that?
01:01:29Huh?
01:01:36Rojelio!
01:01:38Rojelio!
01:01:41My face!
01:01:44Somebody call a doctor!
01:01:46Rojelio! Rojelio!
01:01:49My face!
01:01:59My face!
01:02:06What the hell is wrong with you?
01:02:08There's nothing wrong with the water!
01:02:12Yeah!
01:02:14See, nothing!
01:02:15What are you doing?
01:02:17I don't know what's going on.
01:02:19There's nothing wrong with this water!
01:02:23Okay, here, take this.
01:02:25Come on!
01:02:36My face!
01:02:38Oh, my God, breathe!
01:02:39Breathe!
01:02:44Go ahead.
01:02:47There's nothing wrong with the water.
01:02:51So, cousin, what's going on?
01:02:54Remember Pineda, chief?
01:02:56I think the answer will be in there.
01:02:58We should check it out.
01:03:01Party time!
01:03:04Power to the people!
01:03:08You see that?
01:03:09Cousins?
01:03:10That's me.
01:03:12And them.
01:03:25Look at the little people!
01:03:34Come on.
01:03:52What are they doing here?
01:03:55I invited them.
01:03:59Are you out of your mind?
01:04:03What?
01:04:17Man!
01:04:18What do they need all this stuff for?
01:04:22You invited all of them?
01:04:24Do you have a death wish or something?
01:04:26Count them.
01:04:28Six.
01:04:29No, no, no.
01:04:30Five.
01:04:33My friends!
01:04:35Welcome to our humble gathering.
01:04:39The sun is shining.
01:04:41The moon is hiding in heaven.
01:04:45And we are delighted you could come.
01:04:52Salud!
01:04:54Bienvenidos a todo!
01:05:04Hello.
01:05:05Hi.
01:05:06Hi, how are you?
01:05:07Good to see you.
01:05:17Excuse me.
01:05:19Jennifer, please.
01:05:20No way.
01:05:26I'm a friend of Elle's.
01:05:28Nice to meet you.
01:05:29You look very nice this evening.
01:05:31You like my suit?
01:05:32Okay, gracias.
01:05:41Salud!
01:05:42Hey, what are you doing?
01:05:43Come on, put that down.
01:05:46Okay, look.
01:05:49Synchronize your watches.
01:05:51We don't got no watches, man.
01:05:52We're watches.
01:05:53Okay, okay, fine.
01:05:59Everybody knows what they're doing.
01:06:01Everybody knows what they're supposed to do, right?
01:06:05Right?
01:06:06Yeah, yeah.
01:06:07Okay, good.
01:06:08Look, man.
01:06:09Power to the people.
01:06:10This is the time.
01:06:11Okay?
01:06:12That's not what your island can do for you,
01:06:14but what you can do for your island.
01:06:18Let's just do it.
01:06:29Mr. Chunky, three o'clock.
01:06:30Got it.
01:06:31Hey, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
01:06:34Hola, mijo.
01:06:35How are you?
01:06:36I'm fine, thank you.
01:06:37Remember Luis?
01:06:38Yes, of course.
01:06:39How could I possibly forget?
01:06:41And?
01:06:42My cousins, yeah.
01:06:44How you doing?
01:06:45Nice to meet you.
01:06:46There's some lovely food here, right back here,
01:06:48if you care to partake.
01:06:50Thank you.
01:06:54Margarita wants to talk to you, Rogelio.
01:06:57I love her very much, Rogelio.
01:06:59Please don't hurt her.
01:07:01Me?
01:07:03Hurt her?
01:07:05Hey, guapo.
01:07:07Do you know where a girl can find a real drink around here?
01:07:11Why don't you call me?
01:07:13Come on, gorgeous.
01:07:15You know that every woman in this room is only looking at you.
01:07:22Do you like fish?
01:07:26Very much.
01:07:27How about yourself?
01:07:28Fish are my life.
01:07:35Senorita, can I get you a drink?
01:07:52Hey, let's go and talk to my dad.
01:07:56Dad, Mom.
01:08:04What does she say in him?
01:08:05Who, sweetie?
01:08:06That peasant.
01:08:08Ah, you shouldn't worry about him.
01:08:10Let me tell you something about women.
01:08:15Guys, that's not why we're here.
01:08:18Sir.
01:08:19Sir.
01:08:20Rogelio.
01:08:23I was thinking of...
01:08:24Sir.
01:08:25Sir.
01:08:26Yes, Rogelio.
01:08:27I was thinking about job opportunities.
01:08:29Okay, now remember.
01:08:30You got you?
01:08:31First right.
01:08:32First right.
01:08:33Second left.
01:08:34Okay.
01:08:35First right.
01:08:36Second left.
01:08:37Okay.
01:08:38First right.
01:08:39Second left.
01:08:40Okay.
01:08:41First right.
01:08:42Second left.
01:08:43Okay.
01:08:44First right.
01:08:45Second left.
01:08:46Second left.
01:08:47Okay.
01:08:48And then you're going to take the second left.
01:08:49You're going to make the third right.
01:08:50Okay.
01:08:51Look, if you pass the stop sign, you've gone too far.
01:08:54Come on, listen.
01:08:55You guys, never mind.
01:08:56Never mind.
01:08:57Just come on.
01:08:58You know what I say.
01:08:59Stop eating.
01:09:00Stop eating.
01:09:01Okay.
01:09:02You got this.
01:09:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:04Okay.
01:09:05Chill.
01:09:06Chill.
01:09:07Another thing is that Mr. Pieda is kind of...
01:09:10Maybe he'll be here.
01:09:16Wait for me.
01:09:33Sir?
01:09:41Señor.
01:09:42Señora.
01:09:43Senor, where have you been all this time?
01:09:46Sir?
01:09:48We need to talk.
01:09:49Yes, of course, senor.
01:09:50If I could just borrow the gentleman for a moment.
01:09:52Yes, of course.
01:09:54It's a feature, see?
01:09:58And he's right out there in the koi pond.
01:10:00The fish of the month is all mine.
01:10:05You know, you and I have so much in common.
01:10:09Really?
01:10:10I think so.
01:10:11Sure.
01:10:12You have fish you don't eat, and we have fish we can't eat.
01:10:18You are hungry, no?
01:10:21Well, that depends on what is being served.
01:10:27I will be right back.
01:10:42If I could just borrow the senorita for a moment.
01:10:52Of course.
01:10:53Thank you very much.
01:10:54How many?
01:10:55I'm still counting.
01:10:56We're thinking about traveling.
01:10:57It's about the safety of the koi.
01:10:58What's wrong?
01:10:59You want to see a real koi?
01:11:00I'm not a real koi.
01:11:01I'm a real koi.
01:11:02I'm a real koi.
01:11:03I'm a real koi.
01:11:04I'm a real koi.
01:11:05I'm a real koi.
01:11:06I'm a real koi.
01:11:07I'm a real koi.
01:11:08I'm a real koi.
01:11:09I'm a real koi.
01:11:10I'm a real koi.
01:11:11See ya red.
01:11:16How many?
01:11:17Five.
01:11:18Give or take one.
01:11:24I wanted to explain.
01:11:27For what?
01:11:28Rogelio, please.
01:11:30You can go and do whatever you want.
01:11:32You can be with whomever you want.
01:11:35I have responsibilities.
01:11:37And I don't?
01:11:38If you really cared, you would understand.
01:11:42With a privileged life comes privileged responsibilities.
01:11:49You know what I think?
01:11:51I think it's all about money.
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:54Ask your father about what he's doing to the water.
01:11:57Why they're telling us we're polluted and keeping us from fishing.
01:12:02But guess what?
01:12:06They're not.
01:12:07The water's fine.
01:12:10Listen, I went swimming yesterday.
01:12:13What?
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:15What about the signs and the dead fish?
01:12:17Yeah, that's what I want to know.
01:12:20My father would never...
01:12:21Let me explain something to you, you goddamn bastard.
01:12:24She's my fiancée. Do you understand what that means?
01:12:27Let me explain something to you.
01:12:30Unless you really want to see me flop on the ground and yell assault,
01:12:35you better take that hand off me.
01:12:38Now.
01:12:41Manolo.
01:12:45You're up to something.
01:12:46Well, so are you.
01:12:47Manolo, leave us.
01:12:48Please.
01:12:53Did you see the girl I was with?
01:12:56Mm-hmm.
01:13:04I hope I didn't take too long.
01:13:08Please.
01:13:15It's delicious.
01:13:17What is it?
01:13:18Well, your favorite, of course.
01:13:20What did you call him?
01:13:21Mr. Chunky.
01:13:26Ugh!
01:13:39Upstairs, the bedroom.
01:13:40The bedroom, go, now!
01:13:48Manolo.
01:13:56Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
01:13:58Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:14:06Permiso, excuse me.
01:14:19Hey, hey! Come on! Come on!
01:14:22Got it!
01:14:24Fix. Arrest them.
01:14:29And her.
01:14:32She killed Mr. Chunky.
01:14:36Isn't that what you think?
01:14:37They should be thrown in jail.
01:14:39Why?
01:14:40Because they were trying to steal your safe.
01:14:44What?
01:14:45What?
01:14:46You broke into the wrong safe.
01:14:48I told you to go right, man.
01:14:50How regretful.
01:14:56Take them away.
01:15:00What is wrong with you?
01:15:01I told you to go to right, and then go to the left.
01:15:03And her, too.
01:15:05This plan was fail-proof.
01:15:06I should...
01:15:08Don't touch!
01:15:09Don't touch!
01:15:10Don't do anything!
01:15:11I'm just a cook!
01:15:12Out!
01:15:13Rogelio!
01:15:14I'll be inside!
01:15:16Move.
01:15:19Move.
01:15:27Margarita.
01:15:29Remember your promise.
01:15:38I'm so glad you got rid of that loser.
01:15:40I think I got rid of the wrong one.
01:15:43A thousand dollars.
01:15:46Now if I could only prove it.
01:15:50No.
01:15:51No.
01:15:52No way.
01:15:53I'm not.
01:15:59Just so you know, I'm the best friend that you will ever have.
01:16:03But I'm not the stupidest.
01:16:04I never said you were stupid.
01:16:11Look.
01:16:13That just means it hasn't died yet.
01:16:15And it's not going to because the water is fine.
01:16:17Look.
01:16:19Why?
01:16:20Because Rogelio said so?
01:16:21Yes.
01:16:23No, mama.
01:16:24He got it bad.
01:16:25That's all.
01:16:27You can stay out there.
01:16:29I'm gonna find out what's really going on.
01:16:33Okay.
01:16:34Okay.
01:16:36Maybe I am the stupidest.
01:16:45Okay.
01:17:09Disgusting.
01:17:11The Soros family.
01:17:14Oh my goodness.
01:17:16Oh my gosh.
01:17:17The Rodriguez family.
01:17:19The Gonzalez family.
01:17:41What do they say?
01:17:45Aurelia.
01:18:11How dare you come here?
01:18:13But I...
01:18:14It's all your fault our men are in jail.
01:18:17I only got out because they couldn't think of what to charge me with.
01:18:21Listen, I can fix that.
01:18:22I can pardon them.
01:18:24But I need your help with something else.
01:18:41Oh.
01:18:50Careful what you say.
01:18:52She's a high priestess.
01:18:54A great one.
01:19:05Cardenia.
01:19:11You brought la princesa.
01:19:15Señora.
01:19:17You shouldn't make an old woman wait.
01:19:20She might be dead when you get there.
01:19:24I didn't realize you were expecting me.
01:19:27Why did you come to me?
01:19:31Carmelita.
01:19:32Oh, but you didn't listen.
01:19:35You are as stubborn as your father.
01:19:38You are as stubborn as your father.
01:19:41My father?
01:19:42I'm old.
01:19:44Very old, princesa.
01:19:46Too old.
01:19:48And dry up for the magic you need.
01:19:52Why did you bring her?
01:19:54I can't do anything for her father.
01:19:59As long as you obey them.
01:20:02Who?
01:20:04They came here before you.
01:20:08For the land of your fathers.
01:20:12Fathers, fathers gave me.
01:20:15To make this island safe.
01:20:20But Aurelia.
01:20:23Aurelia doesn't break promises.
01:20:26Doesn't sell.
01:20:28Trust.
01:20:30Who is trying to take your land?
01:20:35I don't know their names.
01:20:39The one with no cojones is a fish.
01:20:46And the other one, the stupid one, is a tongue hip.
01:20:51Oh, princesa.
01:20:53Love is the only thing that can break the spell put on your father when your mother die.
01:21:01Marry the stupid one and you will lie in it forever.
01:21:06And the house that had been yours to live in will be your grave many years before you die.
01:21:30Good afternoon, my dear friends, and welcome to this wonderful location.
01:21:34Because today you are going to be witness of this wonderful ceremony.
01:21:39Two young people in holy matrimony.
01:21:43We are gathered here together today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
01:21:52For as much as this woman and this man have convened together in holy wedlock.
01:21:59And if there's any man or woman who can show any just cause why they may not be joined together.
01:22:07Actually, could you repeat that last part? I kind of spaced out.
01:22:12For crying out loud.
01:22:14I said, if there's any man or woman who can show any just cause why...
01:22:21Hi. Hi. How are you doing?
01:22:23The harp, it was kind of drowning out the we are gathered here today part.
01:22:28And if you could just roll it back.
01:22:30What is going on here?
01:22:32Don't you speak to him like that.
01:22:41This is an outrage. Somebody get this animal out of here.
01:22:44Oh, that's the voice of the man that said that he'd burn down my house if I didn't give my land to El Comandante.
01:22:53Aurelia, is that you?
01:22:56Oh, you know her?
01:22:58I know her. She was my nanny.
01:23:00Are we getting married or what?
01:23:02Oh, that's the other voice. Walk me faster, child. I can smell them from here.
01:23:08Keep that witch away from here.
01:23:10Don't you talk to her like that.
01:23:12Okay, okay. Everything okay. Let's keep going with the wedding.
01:23:16Okay, go, go. Say it. Say it.
01:23:18I was saying that...
01:23:23Oh, yes. I smell him. The man who didn't want the villagers on his island anymore.
01:23:30His island? Really?
01:23:32Yes. Pineda got you to give all the sales made to you directly to me.
01:23:36So then I would marry Manolo and the titles for all the land would go directly to him.
01:23:41And then he and Pineda were going to drive all the villagers out so they could open a resort.
01:23:46That's why they fake poisoned the water.
01:23:49What is the matter with me?
01:23:53I am forcing Margarita to marry this buffoon.
01:23:58Pineda?
01:24:00Brain fever, sir. Poor child. She's delusional.
01:24:03Sonia, I believe I need to speak to my lawyer.
01:24:06Si, mi Comandante.
01:24:08By the way, Señor Pineda, I have the money you stole from El Comandante's fund for the people.
01:24:13What? What?
01:24:15It's contagious, sir. Please stay awake.
01:24:17Si, Sister Wagner.
01:24:19Oh, he smells like rotten feet.
01:24:21Get away from me!
01:24:23Oh, you are the curse.
01:24:25But now you will see what real magic can do.
01:24:28Security, por favor!
01:24:30I can't take this anymore. Everybody's crazy in this house. I'm out of here.
01:24:35This wedding is over.
01:24:39Here, hold this. I'll get Pineda.
01:24:41Security!
01:25:11Margarita!
01:25:20Margarita?
01:25:22Margarita, Margarita!
01:25:27Margarita!
01:25:29Over here, over here!
01:25:31Margarita!
01:25:39Go, go, go!
01:25:41Go, go, go!
01:25:43Go!
01:25:43Go, Margarita!
01:25:49Watch out!
01:25:50Watch the girl!
01:25:56Margarita, watch out!
01:25:59Go, go!
01:26:08Oh!
01:26:11Don't hit me!
01:26:15Please don't hit me with that knife!
01:26:24Are you okay?
01:26:29Oh, you are a hero to our people.
01:26:32Are you okay?
01:26:33She's crazy, man.
01:26:35Is he dead?
01:26:40Yes.
01:26:41Arrest him!
01:26:54I did it all for love.
01:26:56I love you.
01:26:58Do you hear a noise, Miguel?
01:27:00It's the pitter-patter of my heart, Nicolás Mendez.
01:27:06It is a very loud pitter-patter, Sonia.
01:27:10Yes, Mr. Mendez.
01:27:18Are you hurt?
01:27:20Are you hurt?
01:27:22Um...
01:27:24Well, um...
01:27:28Yeah, kind of. Yeah.
01:27:35Here, it hurts a little bit because when I was running, you know, it's...
01:27:41My neck's hurting a little bit.
01:28:05I love you, Sonia.
01:28:35Vivo al roco, vivo al borde del abismo
01:28:38Por estar contigo
01:28:40Y es que vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:28:46Siempre en peligro
01:28:58Eres quien se llevó mi ser
01:29:02Eres pecado, lujuria y placer
01:29:06Eres el agua de mi ser
01:29:10Fruta prohibida que quiero comer
01:29:14Soy preso y cautivo de tu maldición
01:29:22Y es como un castigo del que no quiero escapar
01:29:30Y es que vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al borde del abismo
01:29:35Por estar contigo
01:29:37Y es que vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:29:43Siempre en peligro
01:29:46Vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al borde del abismo
01:29:50Por estar contigo
01:29:52Y es que vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:29:58Siempre en peligro
01:30:05Vivo, al roco, vivo
01:30:10Por estar contigo
01:30:13Vivo, al roco, vivo
01:30:18Siempre en peligro
01:30:20Vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al borde del abismo
01:30:25Por estar contigo
01:30:27Y es que vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:30:32Siempre en peligro
01:30:35Vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al borde del abismo
01:30:40Por estar contigo
01:30:42Y es que vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:30:47Siempre en peligro
01:30:50Vivo, al roco, vivo
01:30:58Viva, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:31:03Siempre en peligro
01:31:06Vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al borde del abismo
01:31:11Por estar contigo
01:31:14Y es que vivo, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:31:20Siempre en peligro
01:31:23Viva, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:31:27Siempre en peligro
01:31:30Viva, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:31:34Siempre en peligro
01:31:37Viva, vivo al roco, vivo al filo del cuchillo
01:31:41Siempre en peligro