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00:00I don't want to miss this chance. I'm going to have a lot of fun.
00:18Are you nervous?
00:21I finally realized it.
00:23No, I'll do my best.
00:26I'm walking on asphalt right now.
00:29So what?
00:32All right, let's go!
00:57It's almost midnight in Okinawa.
01:01The city is in a state of chaos.
01:10Even if you look at the sun, you'll burn and turn to ash.
01:13I hope I'll turn to ash tonight.
01:16Good night, kids.
01:19If you don't go to bed early, you'll be sucked into the ground.
01:22I want to live.
01:27It's a reality.
01:30If you don't have time to sleep, let's play together.
01:36A dangerous river stronger than snow in the middle of nowhere.
01:40If you stand before regret,
01:43you can play freely in a place that doesn't change.
01:46I'll take you to the stars.
01:49You don't need to hit the other side.
01:52It's a little bit of a mess.
01:55I'll make a fuss until morning.
01:58I'll do what you want to do.
02:01Give me.
02:03Give me.
02:05Give me.
02:06Give me.
02:07Give me.
02:08Give me.
02:09Give me.
02:10Give me.
02:11Give me.
02:12Give me.
02:13Give me.
02:14Give me.
02:15Give me.
02:16Give me.
02:17Give me.
02:18The road to 1.6 million subscribers.
02:20The third stage.
02:21Collaboration with famous broadcasters.
02:25How about Tsumashi-san?
02:27Excellent.
02:29Tsumashi.
02:30Legendary broadcaster called Haishin.
02:33Moreover, I can collaborate with Tsumashi-san, who I admire.
02:40Attention.
02:41And confirmation.
02:42The event is divided into two parts.
02:44Part 1. Collaboration stage.
02:46Part 2. Original stage.
02:48The first part is the collaboration stage.
02:50The second part is the original stage.
02:52The second part is the Mayopan song.
02:54And after the event, I'll post the music video on my channel.
02:57What a perfect plan to double the number of subscribers.
03:01All the participants of the Tsumafes, please gather in the music room.
03:06Let's go.
03:07Yes.
03:08I'm Mayopan.
03:10Nice to meet you.
03:12Nice to meet you.
03:14That's Masakichi.
03:16He's a former member of Harishizu.
03:18Mayopan.
03:20Thank you for today.
03:23Thank you for giving us this opportunity.
03:27The growth of young people is the joy of Tsumashi.
03:30Let's have fun and enjoy today's event together.
03:34So far away.
03:36Oh, no.
03:40Who are you?
03:41I'm MC Taroumaru and Saramin.
03:44A.F. Taroumaru.
03:46He's a muscle trainer.
03:50Saramin Cappuccino.
03:52She's a cosmetic streamer.
03:55Saramin.
03:56I'm always watching your videos.
03:58You're so into it.
04:00What's the music collaboration?
04:03It's me.
04:04Oh, Fuu.
04:05You're so excited.
04:07It's a dream collaboration.
04:09Yes.
04:10I'm a collaborator.
04:15Oh, no.
04:16Itankitsu's Igito and Tumbler are in a music collaboration.
04:20I'm sorry.
04:21Oh, no.
04:23What about Itankitsu's part?
04:26If you don't have it, you can split it up.
04:32Shura.
04:33She's a beautiful singer.
04:35She's a famous female singer.
04:38Nice to meet you.
04:40Nice to meet you, too.
04:43I'll do the game collaboration.
04:45Nice to meet you.
04:47Joa.
04:48She's a popular solo unit.
04:52Unagi Denryoku.
04:54She's a high-quality variety channel.
04:59I've been avoiding this kind of thing.
05:03What about Daifuku?
05:06Daifuku?
05:08Nice to meet you, Dokage-san.
05:12What's the food collaboration?
05:15I'm Ken from Tetsunabe.
05:17Ken from Tetsunabe.
05:19He's a food researcher who enjoys cooking.
05:23I'm Mayopan's Ichiko.
05:25Ken's bell peppers are really good.
05:29Ichiko, you're good at cooking.
05:34How long have you been cooking?
05:36About a hundred years.
05:38A hundred years?
05:39What?
05:40Ribu.
05:41What about Haikan Zenronpa-san?
05:47Pocchi-san's comment.
05:49Today's venue seems to be on vacation.
05:52Is it okay to have rain for Haikan Zenronpa-san?
05:55I'm worried about the leak of water from the old house.
05:58It's going to rain.
06:00Haikan Zenronpa-san.
06:02It's a delivery company that builds a house while building a haikan.
06:06I don't know much about this.
06:08Haikan Zenronpa-san.
06:09Nice to meet you.
06:10Nice to meet you, Ribu-san.
06:13It's about a high-quality variety channel.
06:15Everyone.
06:16We've got a video contract from Kyosan.
06:18It's called Master Minze.
06:20Let's have a performance with blood-soaked Nyu.
06:26Vampires are mixed with humans.
06:29How long do we have to wait?
06:31Seriously?
06:32Hey, look at this.
06:33Isn't this news amazing?
06:35What's this?
06:36It's Haikan Zenronpa-chan.
06:47Three.
06:48Two.
06:49One.
06:50Yes, I do.
06:52Yes, I do.
06:54How do you do?
06:56How do you do?
06:57Hello, I'm Tsumashi.
07:01Welcome to Tsumashi's Tsumafes.
07:07Now, let's have the members on stage.
07:10Let me introduce them.
07:12MC-san.
07:13MC-san.
07:14MC-san.
07:15MC-san.
07:16MC-san.
07:17MC-san.
07:18Let me introduce them.
07:19These two are the MCs.
07:21F-Karomaru and Salamence Cappuccino.
07:25Kyosan's video contract.
07:27Master Minze.
07:29The moment it opens, it's going to be a blast.
07:32Let's have a blast!
07:34It's starting.
07:35I'm so nervous.
07:38But once it starts, all that's left is to rush.
07:42I'm counting on you, Rib, Ichigo, Fu, Tokage.
07:45Yes.
07:46And the young and beautiful channel,
07:49Midnight Punch!
07:53It's midnight, but good morning!
07:56Midnight Punch!
07:58Nice to meet you!
08:02I feel like I'm watching a children's school game show.
08:05Now that the introductions are over,
08:08Tsumafes' best!
08:10Bomber!
08:16It's starting.
08:17Tsumafes' best!
08:19I, Taromaru, the MC,
08:22and Salamence will be your hosts.
08:24The first segment is a music collaboration.
08:27Utatte Misorashi!
08:29However,
08:31Itankids will be the backers.
08:37Salamence has once been a backer at a part-time job.
08:40That's that.
08:41This is this.
08:43This is Fu and Shura's first collaboration.
08:46Here we go.
09:02I-It's so powerful!
09:05Th-Thank you very much.
09:12I-It's so powerful!
09:17There are so many customers.
09:21Huh?
09:22Where was I?
09:28Huh?
09:29Now, the next collaboration is...
09:33Super gravity ball!
09:34Doruma-san fell!
09:36Life is full of ups and downs.
09:39Ichiko, it's your turn soon.
09:42Roger!
09:47All for me, one for me!
09:49Here we go!
09:54The player can't move at all!
09:56Will he be able to hold on for 30 seconds?
09:58He fell!
10:02Are you okay?
10:04It's like a movie.
10:06Wait a minute!
10:07That's...
10:08No way!
10:10Mikan Kitsu!
10:11Igito!
10:12Tamura!
10:18It's an emergency!
10:22Daruma-san fell!
10:23He's here!
10:24Huh? Are there more people?
10:25Well, okay.
10:27Zocco!
10:28Shiko, you can't win!
10:31We're here!
10:33We're right over there!
10:35Oh, no.
10:41Number one!
10:43What?
10:44He's the fastest out of all of us!
10:48Number one!
10:49What kind of ability is that?
10:51Out of all of us?
10:53That's not true!
10:57A lizard!
10:58Huh?
10:59Love.
11:02Oh, no.
11:03Mikan Kitsu suddenly fell in love with a lizard!
11:07Oh, no!
11:09I can't stand this.
11:14Let's move on to the next stage.
11:16I want to eat something delicious!
11:19A collaboration with Kaken!
11:21What kind of food will it be?
11:24Let's combine two dishes, one for each person, to make a super delicious dish.
11:31This is it!
11:33This is...
11:35Let's cook!
11:38Now, Ken.
11:39Let's start preparing the ingredients.
11:42Kataya Ichiko is...
11:44thinking about something while looking at the ingredients.
11:51Oh, no!
11:52Where is Ichiko going?
11:54Bye-bye, Ichiko!
11:55I'll see you at the venue!
11:57What's going on?
12:01Ichiko!
12:04Where did you go?
12:07Oh, no!
12:08I'm back!
12:09I didn't have any ingredients, so I bought some.
12:12Anyway, let's go back!
12:15Tetsu Abe Dokei!
12:16The hot pot is ready!
12:18Thank you for waiting!
12:19Oh, Ichiko is back!
12:21Where have you been, Ichiko?
12:23Oh, no.
12:24If he had told me, I would have bought it.
12:28I'm home!
12:29I'm home, alien octopus!
12:33Ringo!
12:34Ringo?
12:36I'll get rid of you!
12:52No way...
12:55Now, both dishes are ready!
12:59First, Ken's hot pot!
13:02Next, fried rice!
13:04It looks delicious!
13:06What did Ichiko make?
13:09I haven't decided yet.
13:11It's a perfect magic tofu...
13:13Annin tofu?
13:15Annin tofu?
13:17There was no milk!
13:19Too bad!
13:20The theme is magic tofu!
13:26I failed to sing,
13:28and I was taken by a lizard.
13:30I was overwhelmed by fear and trauma.
13:33I couldn't read the kanji.
13:34I got the wrong theme.
13:35It's your fault. The audience was happy.
13:38Mabu, mabu...
13:39Ayupan and Ribu!
13:40It's time to go, so please hurry up!
13:44If it's like this...
13:46Ribu, let's go!
13:48It's time for the quiz collaboration!
13:51A 100-question MC Nakase Challenge in 10 minutes!
13:54It's impossible to do it in 1 question and 6 seconds!
13:56Hi, Kanzenronpa-san!
13:58Please tell us how excited you are!
14:01Hi, Kanzenronpa-san!
14:02Oops!
14:03He's quiet because he's nervous.
14:05Shut up!
14:07Don't fly!
14:08Don't ever fly!
14:10Wait!
14:11It's time to start...
14:13If you understand, say it!
14:15Oops!
14:16Ayupan and Ribu is here!
14:20You idiot!
14:22You idiot!
14:26Ayupan and Ribu are here!
14:30Let's start the super-speed quiz!
14:32Don't fly! Don't fly!
14:33Don't ever fly!
14:35If I get eliminated, I won't be able to get my revenge!
14:38What should I do?
14:39Let's start the first question!
14:42What is your favorite vegetable?
14:46Hi, Hi, Kanzenronpa-
14:47I'm terribly sorry!
14:49Too bad!
14:50Tsumashi's favorite vegetable is not shazai, but zaasai!
14:53Taro-chan, this one.
14:56Shazai was the right answer!
14:59Makotori is in the lead!
15:05This is bad...
15:06Ribu, hang in there!
15:12This is bad!
15:13I feel like I'm going to throw up!
15:15Hi, Kanzenronpa-san!
15:17I wonder how this quiz collab will turn out...
15:21That's it!
15:22Can I borrow that?
15:24Huh?
15:25Wait a minute!
15:26Here you go!
15:27What is this?
15:29Take the string from the ceiling and hang it up!
15:31Hang it up?
15:32The ceiling?
15:33It doesn't matter, just hurry up!
15:35Okay, Ichika, let's go!
15:36Okay!
15:37Fu becomes a bat and goes behind Ribu.
15:40He puts the string on Ribu.
15:42After that, he makes sure that Ribu doesn't fly.
15:45He makes sure that Ribu doesn't fly,
15:47and even if Ribu flies, he uses the string from above to trick Ribu.
15:50That's impossible!
15:52Okay, Henshin!
15:56Makotori!
15:57Makotori!
15:58I'm sorry!
16:00Wait!
16:10Okay, now I don't have to worry about falling.
16:1410 minutes have elapsed!
16:16Time's up!
16:1799 questions left!
16:18Ichika wins again!
16:19No way!
16:20There's a chance for a comeback!
16:23I know that milk removes the smell of garlic,
16:26but this is An'nin fried rice.
16:28You'll never know until you try it.
16:34I had a dream where An'nin tofu and fried rice got along well.
16:43Yes?
16:45I'm coming in.
16:46Sumashi-san?
16:48Um...
16:49My Ribu was really...
16:51I'm the one who should apologize.
16:53I'm really sorry about the mess in the hallway.
16:56I didn't mean to ruin your performance.
16:58Sumashi-san, that's not...
17:01I'll liven up the second part,
17:04so let's enjoy the beautiful scenery together!
17:07Okay!
17:08See ya!
17:14Masaki?
17:16Sumashi-san said so much,
17:18but we didn't do anything.
17:20We can't go home like this.
17:22We can't!
17:24We're going to make our Mayopan song a success!
17:30We're going to make it a great performance!
17:34Mayopan, fight!
17:36Yeah!
17:40Sorry, everyone!
17:42It looks like there's a power outage.
17:45We're looking into the cause.
17:47Please wait a little longer.
17:49Why is there a power outage?
17:50I've had a power outage at my old house.
17:52The pipes were rotting.
17:56The power outage might be fixed.
17:58I'll do something!
17:59What are you going to do?
18:02I'm going to get hurt.
18:10Don't you want to get your honor back?
18:12What?
18:13He said that?
18:15Don't worry!
18:16Let's do our best!
18:19A power outage?
18:21Yeah.
18:22It might be leaking from somewhere in this old venue.
18:26I'm definitely going to deliver their song to the audience!
18:30Look at that!
18:32That has nothing to do with a power outage.
18:35Why?
18:36There's no electricity where it leaked.
18:39It's a complete failure.
18:40No way!
18:41Then what should we do?
18:42I know who the culprit is.
18:46Master B!
18:49No.
18:50Let's stop here.
18:52We can't keep the audience waiting any longer.
18:55Tsumushi!
18:57Hey, there's no one here.
19:02I found a cute ribbon.
19:14Ribbon, you're going to get a lot of views, too.
19:19Are you two coming?
19:20Igito and Tumbler.
19:22We're going to sing!
19:24What are you talking about?
19:25There's no sound or lighting.
19:27Don't worry.
19:28Masaki will take care of that.
19:31And even without a mic, you have a loud voice.
19:35We're going to do it without a mic.
19:37If it doesn't work, I'll do anything.
19:42Would you like to try this gamble?
19:45That's my sister!
19:47We're going to sing!
19:51I got it.
19:52Let's do it!
19:55Tsumafesu Kiwami Bomber!
20:00You're so annoying!
20:01So this is how it's going to end up.
20:03It's just a script.
20:05You're so mean.
20:06You're so mean.
20:07You're so mean.
20:08You're so mean.
20:09Everyone, thank you for waiting.
20:12It's still dark, but the second part is about to start.
20:16First up is...
20:18Midnight Punch!
20:22Midnight Punch
20:53Do your best!
20:55Don't say that!
20:57I have to help her!
21:15I've prepared this for today!
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