ApartmentTroubles.Two codependent roommates, on the verge of eviction, flee New York for the promise of sunshine in Los Angeles where their friendship is tested by a chance at fame HD ( Comedy, Drama )
Two codependent roommates, on the verge of eviction, flee New York for the promise of sunshine in Los Angeles where their friendship is tested by a chance at fame HD ( Comedy, Drama )
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00:00:00You'll be happy to know it was a complete disaster.
00:00:17Wait, why are you dry?
00:00:19Why wouldn't I be dry?
00:00:21Were you just in the shower?
00:00:23No.
00:00:26Who's in the shower?
00:00:28First of the month, ladies.
00:00:30Oh, no.
00:00:35Why is it so dark in here?
00:00:40Hey.
00:00:41Well, this is obviously short.
00:00:43I don't know.
00:00:44Do you guys pay the electric bill?
00:00:46Um, I'm sorry, we're choosing not to have electricity.
00:00:49It's a housing violation.
00:00:51We don't want to be a part of the problem.
00:00:53You have to pay it.
00:00:55There's no law that says you have to blow up mountains in frack.
00:00:58This is $500 short.
00:00:59It's the third month in a row, all right?
00:01:01That's a full month's rent.
00:01:02I am trying to turn a profit here.
00:01:04Apparently, I'm your friend.
00:01:05You haven't even returned my last four Evites.
00:01:08Well, we don't have electricity, so...
00:01:11It's not okay.
00:01:12It's just not okay.
00:01:13Turn your back.
00:01:14I've been working with my energy healer, Stephen.
00:01:18And we have decided that I can no longer pay for electricity.
00:01:22And we have decided that I can no longer be an enabler anymore.
00:01:24Call will show up to your party.
00:01:26I have called you.
00:01:28All right.
00:01:29I've left messages, and you have not returned my call.
00:01:32And there are a lot of people who are interested in illegal sublets.
00:01:35A lot.
00:01:36There's a lawyer at my gym who really wants this.
00:01:38Do they not have a shower at your gym?
00:01:40Okay, I can't do this anymore.
00:01:42I can't be supporting you girls.
00:01:43We're done.
00:01:44We're done.
00:01:45Pay me what you owe me, or you're out by the end of the month.
00:01:49You know what I want to know?
00:01:50Why was this never an issue when we were together?
00:01:52You keep mouthing off.
00:01:53You keep mouthing off.
00:01:54Don't do what you're doing.
00:01:56Have some integrity.
00:01:58You have integrity.
00:01:59Bob.
00:02:00That's not...
00:02:01Bob.
00:02:0220 days, and I mean it.
00:02:03No.
00:02:10Okay, you're going.
00:02:11I can't do this.
00:02:12Steve told me.
00:02:13What did Steve tell you?
00:02:14Steve said...
00:02:15He said, cut.
00:02:16No.
00:02:17Cut.
00:02:18Stop it.
00:02:20Ridiculous.
00:02:21I gotta cut the cord.
00:02:23Bob, more than one month.
00:02:25Your mouth off anymore, and I'm making it 15 days.
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00:03:33I'm going out, are you hungry?
00:03:36No, I don't eat anything.
00:03:43Just bring me an apple.
00:03:48You see these roots?
00:04:06It's disgusting.
00:04:11In my country, the fruits are small, American.
00:04:15They need to relax, but they can't because their food is too aggressive.
00:04:31Nicole, Nicole, we have a notice.
00:04:46What do I got a notice?
00:04:47This is important.
00:04:48This is important.
00:04:49Take the gas mask off and just come up here.
00:04:53Not coming to you.
00:04:54You come to me.
00:04:55Fine.
00:04:56I'm going to jump off the fire escape.
00:04:57Shut up.
00:04:58You wouldn't.
00:04:59I'm throwing myself over the railing.
00:05:00Tell me what you want.
00:05:02We're being evicted.
00:05:11Please, no hydrofluorocarbons in the house.
00:05:21We paid most of his rent.
00:05:24I touch this disgusting doorknob outside, my hand's going to give you.
00:05:27I have to wash it.
00:05:28The cat is going in my bedroom.
00:05:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:39Oh God.
00:05:40Try to speak to him more diplomatically.
00:05:44Oh God, Olivia, you know how allergic I am.
00:05:50Look how he looks at me.
00:05:52Do you see the looks that he gives me?
00:05:55You see the worst in people.
00:05:58You don't know your own cat.
00:06:00I told you to just keep it out of my room.
00:06:05Over there.
00:06:06I can control him no more than I can control the wind.
00:06:09And there's a very large chance I may have an audition today, so I'd really appreciate
00:06:15it if you would just take it down a notch and not try to throw me off my game so much
00:06:19because I really need to be centered.
00:06:21Go.
00:06:22Go.
00:06:23I'm not having this conversation with you anymore.
00:06:32This is not an apple.
00:06:34No.
00:06:35I need a drink.
00:06:44What are you?
00:06:49You just drank mouthwash?
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:56What is that?
00:06:57I spilled.
00:07:04Is this thing clicking?
00:07:05I don't know.
00:07:06Maybe it's the stove.
00:07:09Olivia.
00:07:12Why, Worms?
00:07:13Why?
00:07:14Where are you going, Worms?
00:07:16What is up there?
00:07:17Oh God.
00:07:18What is down here?
00:07:19What are we doing?
00:07:20It's cheese.
00:07:21I told you we shouldn't vermicompost.
00:07:22Olivia, please stop with the chopsticks.
00:07:23Stop.
00:07:24Please stop eating them cheese.
00:07:25They're lactose intolerant.
00:07:26We can't treat them like this.
00:07:27This is a...
00:07:28Let go of this.
00:07:29We're going for a walk.
00:07:30It's going to be so nice out there.
00:07:31Come on.
00:07:32I'm sorry.
00:07:33I'm sorry.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:35I'm so sorry.
00:07:36I'm sorry.
00:07:37I'm so sorry.
00:07:38I'm sorry.
00:07:39I'm sorry.
00:07:40I'm sorry.
00:07:41I'm sorry.
00:07:42I'm sorry.
00:07:43I'm sorry.
00:07:44I'm sorry.
00:07:45I'm sorry.
00:07:46I'm sorry.
00:07:47I'm sorry.
00:07:48I'm sorry.
00:07:50That lamp would be perfect.
00:07:54No.
00:07:55We don't have electricity.
00:07:56You're daring me.
00:07:57No, I'm not.
00:07:58I hate it when you do this.
00:07:59I'm not daring you.
00:08:00I'm not daring you.
00:08:01I do not want you to do this.
00:08:02Get off the step.
00:08:04You do not take lamps into people's homes.
00:08:06You can't do that.
00:08:07Why are you always doing things like this?
00:08:09Stop it.
00:08:10You're going to break something.
00:08:11Do not climb over there.
00:08:13That is dangerous.
00:08:14Stop it.
00:08:15Stop it.
00:08:16Stop it.
00:08:17What is that?
00:08:26That car.
00:08:27What?
00:08:28Oh, God.
00:08:47Hey.
00:08:48Hello?
00:08:49Oh, hi.
00:08:50Yeah.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:52I can do that.
00:08:53All right.
00:08:55I'll be there.
00:08:56Bye.
00:08:57Got my vision.
00:08:58What for?
00:08:59Life insurance.
00:09:00Ew.
00:09:01What?
00:09:02You don't want to do that.
00:09:03You don't want to be part of the problem.
00:09:04I'm not.
00:09:05I'm not.
00:09:06I'm not.
00:09:07I'm not.
00:09:08I'm not.
00:09:09I'm not.
00:09:10I'm not.
00:09:11I'm not.
00:09:12I'm not.
00:09:13I'm not.
00:09:14I'm not.
00:09:15I'm not.
00:09:16I'm not.
00:09:17I'm not.
00:09:18I'm not.
00:09:19I'm not.
00:09:20I'm not part of the problem.
00:09:21I'm not.
00:09:22Somebody needs to support us.
00:09:23We need a benefactor.
00:09:24What about your parents?
00:09:25No.
00:09:26Why don't you sell one of your pieces then?
00:09:27They're not done yet.
00:09:28Fine.
00:09:29I'm getting muffins.
00:09:30Do you want one?
00:09:31if they haven't, if not, blueberry.
00:10:01Well, I didn't book that job either.
00:10:08What are we gonna do?
00:10:10I don't know.
00:10:12Okay, here's just an idea.
00:10:16Why don't you ask your parents for more money?
00:10:19I told you I've been totally cut off.
00:10:22Are they still your parents?
00:10:24What kind of question is that?
00:10:26It's just, you're adopted, and they have so much money, and if they've cut you off...
00:10:29I know I'm adopted.
00:10:31I don't know, I'm sorry.
00:10:32Listen, they're also, they're petitioning to cut a lot of things.
00:10:34They're trying to cut public radio.
00:10:37Okay, just take a few deep breaths.
00:10:41I think I'm just hungry.
00:10:43We haven't eaten today.
00:10:45I forgot the muffins.
00:10:47Wait.
00:10:48Okay, I have a plan.
00:10:51We're on a cleanse right now.
00:10:53We've already begun it.
00:10:55See what I'm saying?
00:10:56Sort of.
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58This is good.
00:10:59Wait, how does this work?
00:11:01We're cleansing.
00:11:02We're just, our pores are just gonna start letting stuff go.
00:11:05When we...
00:11:06It sounds very affordable.
00:11:07I have no better ideas.
00:11:08I think we should do this.
00:11:10I'm very willing to try anything you suggest right now, because I'm so starving.
00:11:14Bob left a juicer here.
00:11:15I think it's in the hall closet.
00:11:17Yeah, see if it's still there.
00:11:20It's here.
00:11:38Oh, it's heavy.
00:11:41Oh, it's heavy.
00:11:55You know, I'm sorry about what I said about your periods.
00:12:00What?
00:12:04Is he stuck?
00:12:05Seagull.
00:12:07Are you sleeping?
00:12:10No.
00:12:27Oh my God.
00:12:34I know.
00:12:38It's okay.
00:12:39It's okay.
00:12:42The Japanese, they call moments like this mononoawari.
00:12:46Why are you talking about Japanese people?
00:12:49It's a femorality.
00:12:50What?
00:12:51And that's a beautiful thing.
00:12:53Well, femorality sucks.
00:12:57Oh, Seagull.
00:13:00Do you see that?
00:13:02What?
00:13:04There's gold in his mouth.
00:13:07It's like all the stuff on your hands.
00:13:12Why is he covered in gold?
00:13:14Olivia.
00:13:15I've always known you were selfish, but I never thought you would hate an animal and kill it with your own bare golden hands.
00:13:21I loved the cat.
00:13:22You loved the cat?
00:13:23I didn't hate the cat. I wouldn't kill.
00:13:26You're jealous of the pure love that he had for me.
00:13:29Sorry, I don't...
00:13:32He is Seagull.
00:13:34And he's right here.
00:13:36He's right here.
00:13:39And I loved him.
00:13:49Could you please call the vet because I think they'll be able to tell us what to do.
00:14:04I love you.
00:14:06I love you.
00:14:08I love you.
00:14:34$150 is absurd for a cremation.
00:14:39This doesn't feel right.
00:14:42You're just socialized to feel like this.
00:14:45When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:14:50You free human souls on a funeral pyre.
00:14:54And if it's good enough for people.
00:15:09$150 is absurd for a cremation.
00:15:11This doesn't feel right.
00:15:13You're just socialized to feel like this.
00:15:15When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:17You free human souls on a funeral pyre.
00:15:19And if it's good enough for people.
00:15:21When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:23When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:25When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:27When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:29When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:31When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:33When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:35When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:15:37When I was in India, this is how they honor the dead.
00:16:01I want to get out of this city.
00:16:03I just could use a break.
00:16:05You know, I can't be here. Not in the apartment.
00:16:15Actually, my dad has a private jet.
00:16:22His company, that he's never on.
00:16:25And Frank, the pilot, he loves me.
00:16:29There's a private jet we could use to get away?
00:16:32Yeah.
00:16:35You really think this is an option?
00:16:39Check this out. This is crazy.
00:16:42It's a sign.
00:16:43What is that?
00:16:44That's literally a sign.
00:16:45That's special something. Do you have a special talent?
00:16:47No. This is my Aunt Kimberly's show.
00:16:50I found this today.
00:16:52It's a reality talent show and she lives in L.A.
00:16:55And she's always saying, to come anytime.
00:16:58Let's take a vacation.
00:17:00I think Seagal would have wanted this.
00:17:06Help us have a great weekend in Los Angeles.
00:17:14Can I wear your shirt that you're wearing?
00:17:19You want to wear this?
00:17:21It's really pretty.
00:17:36Rock and Roll
00:17:54Showtime, folks. It's show time.
00:18:00One time for you.
00:18:05♪♪
00:18:15♪♪
00:18:25♪♪
00:18:35♪♪
00:18:43What are you doing?
00:18:45Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
00:18:48I've never done this before, but those dancers were really great,
00:18:52and I just feel really inspired right now.
00:18:55I just wanted to talk to you because, well, Eleanor Roosevelt said
00:18:59do something every day that terrifies you,
00:19:02and I think you're all really brave.
00:19:05And a lot of you look like you're coming home from work right now.
00:19:08I just want you to know you're doing a really good job.
00:19:11And I don't know if anybody's told you that, but they should because...
00:19:17I just lost someone really important to me.
00:19:20He was one of my best friends,
00:19:22and it makes me realize how precious everything is.
00:19:25And, um...
00:19:29Do I seem weird right now?
00:19:32In conclusion, well, I wanted you to know
00:19:36that I think the world wants you to be happy,
00:19:39and if you're not feeling happy, just hold your heart.
00:19:43And feel that you love yourself.
00:19:46And, um...
00:19:48Yeah, that's all I wanted to say.
00:20:42Now everybody wants to go to California
00:20:46To live their lives in the sunnier days
00:20:49Dreaming of someone else's kids and wives
00:20:53But they'll be bringing you the same old strife
00:20:56As everybody wants to go to Japan
00:21:00Everybody wants to go to Japan
00:21:04Everybody wants to go to Japan
00:21:07Everybody just goes there
00:21:11Ugh, I guess I left the phone on during the flight.
00:21:15How are we going to get to Kimberly's if we can't call her?
00:21:18Are you listening to me?
00:21:21I'm just feeling really sad about Siegel.
00:21:24Uh-huh.
00:21:26I can't believe he was alive yesterday.
00:21:28Olivia...
00:21:29I'm just feeling my feelings.
00:21:31I know, but you cried like the entire flight.
00:21:33That's a six-hour flight. That was six hours.
00:21:36Can we focus right now and just figure out how to get to Kimberly's?
00:21:38Isn't she picking us up?
00:21:40I'm sure she would if we could call her.
00:21:43Did you tell her we're coming?
00:21:46She said, like, come anytime, so I just figured we wouldn't...
00:21:50Do you have money for a taxi?
00:21:52I have four dollars.
00:21:55Sir?
00:21:57Do you mind if I borrow your phone?
00:21:59Sure, no problem.
00:22:01I can't get the number off this phone.
00:22:02Never mind.
00:22:04You need a ride?
00:22:06That's okay.
00:22:07You two look like nice people.
00:22:09I mean, you know the address and you want a ride.
00:22:11I can just drive you wherever you're going.
00:22:13Where are you going?
00:22:15521 Waverly?
00:22:17Yeah, come on. Get in.
00:22:19It's a stranger, Olivia.
00:22:20He wants to help us. It's a sign.
00:22:22Not everything is a sign from the universe.
00:22:25It's all we have left now. We have to have faith.
00:22:27We have to start trusting.
00:22:35I'll bring it, but Debbie's going to bring it.
00:22:37There are going to be two footballs.
00:22:40No, no, no, no!
00:22:43Fine!
00:22:45You are a turkey.
00:22:47You're a friggin' turkey.
00:22:48T-U-R-K-E-Y.
00:22:50We'll talk about this later.
00:22:52Jesus Christ.
00:22:54Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
00:22:56That was my mom.
00:22:58Really?
00:23:00Where are you guys from?
00:23:03New York City.
00:23:05Oh, I love New York. I live there.
00:23:08That's where I live. That's where I'm from.
00:23:10It's a really small world.
00:23:11It's tiny.
00:23:13Oh, my God. I don't think my mommy's going to let me go back, though.
00:23:16That sucks.
00:23:17It's too bad.
00:23:18I know.
00:23:19Why?
00:23:20She's got something in her butt.
00:23:23Well, you're a grown man.
00:23:25Yeah, I'm a grown man.
00:23:28But I have a mommy still, and I listen to her.
00:23:30I listen to what she says.
00:23:32That's really sweet of you.
00:23:33Yeah, I know. I do what she wants.
00:23:35I do what she wants.
00:23:36She's a powerful lady, and she will spank me.
00:23:39She will spank me hard.
00:23:42She's getting older, but she packs it.
00:23:46Why?
00:23:47What?
00:23:48I'm just kidding.
00:23:49It's a friggin' joke.
00:23:54You've got a sense of humor.
00:23:57Are you feeling okay?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59Are you okay?
00:24:00Are you okay?
00:24:01Is she okay?
00:24:02Am I okay?
00:24:03Yeah, are you okay?
00:24:05You're just like my mom.
00:24:06You've got something in your butt, and it's not something that makes you happy.
00:24:15What is that?
00:24:16It's cyanide.
00:24:20I'm kidding. It's a joke.
00:24:23It's an Adderall.
00:24:25I take Adderall.
00:24:26You do?
00:24:27Yeah, I do.
00:24:28That's a good shot, friend.
00:24:29Is yours prescribed or straight?
00:24:32It's prescribed.
00:24:33Yeah, I've got a doctor on this shit.
00:24:35That was a red light.
00:24:36Oh, oh. I missed it.
00:24:40I'm an adult, and I know when it's safe to go through a freaking red.
00:24:44Jesus Christ.
00:24:45Sometimes I'll stop at a green, okay?
00:24:48Oh, my God. I want some candy, but is it too late for candy?
00:24:52Is it too late for candy?
00:24:54I'm asking you a question.
00:24:56Actually, you know what? Can you just pull over?
00:24:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:00Door-to-door service for you guys.
00:25:02I'm even going to carry your baggage.
00:25:04I'm a gentleman.
00:25:06Can you just pull over, please, sir, just here?
00:25:08You said the address was 521 Waverly, and that is where this car is going.
00:25:13I am your knight in shining armor.
00:25:17Onward, my ladies.
00:25:22Jesus, you guys are fucking pains in the ass.
00:25:28I'm going to close my eyes for one second.
00:25:30Tell me when to turn green.
00:25:36Come on.
00:25:49You have impeccable decision-making skills, Olivia.
00:26:05You have impeccable decision-making skills, Olivia.
00:26:23Hello?
00:26:26Kimberly?
00:26:28Who in the?
00:26:31Oh, my God.
00:26:36What are you doing here?
00:26:39I came for a visit.
00:26:41Well, I'm delighted, but what are you doing here?
00:26:44You're supposed to be at the lake with your family.
00:26:47The lake? What?
00:26:49Hello.
00:26:50Hi.
00:26:51Are they there right now?
00:26:53Well, I thought that they were going there. No?
00:26:56What?
00:26:57Yes, your mom and dad and Joan and the kid.
00:27:01Oh.
00:27:03Now, don't get upset about it.
00:27:06I'm sure it was just a last-minute kind of a nothing.
00:27:10Who cares, right?
00:27:12No, Joan and the kids are there.
00:27:13Who cares?
00:27:14You're here, both of you, and we are going to have so much fun.
00:27:20Who's your friend?
00:27:22Olivia.
00:27:23Olivia?
00:27:24What?
00:27:25No.
00:27:26Come in here.
00:27:27Come in here.
00:27:29Well, I haven't seen you since you were just a tiny little tater tot.
00:27:34Yes, back when we were Girl Scouts.
00:27:36Are you girls hungry?
00:27:37I'm starving.
00:27:38We're not eating. We're on a cleanse.
00:27:41Still?
00:27:43Everyone, this is my niece, Nicole, and our wonderful friend, Olivia.
00:27:52Olivia, Nicole, these are our neighbors, Ray and Cindy.
00:27:56And, of course, you remember Uncle Robert.
00:28:00Let me get these nice big wine glasses.
00:28:03Sorry to interrupt your dinner.
00:28:05Oh, no, don't be silly.
00:28:07Sit down here.
00:28:08I want you right by me, Olivia.
00:28:09Come on.
00:28:10These hold plenty of wine.
00:28:12Trust me.
00:28:13They can never be big enough, right, Nicole?
00:28:15You girls must be starved to have some dinner rolls.
00:28:18We're not eating.
00:28:20We're on a cleanse.
00:28:21No, thank you.
00:28:22We're fine.
00:28:23Nicole is an artist.
00:28:26You are?
00:28:28What kind?
00:28:30Well, I'm working with a lot of sand right now,
00:28:32because its movement really portrays memories and how they just slip through your fingers,
00:28:38and in the past it doesn't really exist anymore,
00:28:41and we stand on its unsullied ground like a shore waiting to be washed back into the ocean.
00:28:47The truth of everything is ephemerality.
00:28:52And sand is great.
00:28:55That sounds great.
00:28:59Her work used to be about black holes.
00:29:01It's nice to see that you're lightening up a bit.
00:29:04Would anyone like more kale?
00:29:06When did they plan this vacation?
00:29:08I don't know, Nicole.
00:29:10I know your mom really needed to get away.
00:29:12She was having another one of her episodes.
00:29:15That lake is like an ashram for her.
00:29:17Well, I'm very aware that the lake is super relaxing.
00:29:19Did you talk to them recently?
00:29:21How is everyone liking their change?
00:29:23Oh, my God.
00:29:24Oh, my goodness.
00:29:25Oh, look.
00:29:26I'm such a klutz.
00:29:27Your little shorts are covered in wine.
00:29:29Oh, get those off.
00:29:32I have something you could change into.
00:29:34Lupe, put her into the blue dress.
00:29:38I like the outfit.
00:29:40What is this, a blanket off the plane?
00:29:43What kind of outfit is this?
00:29:45She is so funny.
00:29:48Hey, Kim.
00:29:49Come on, tell us.
00:29:50What's it like being the host of the country's most popular TV show?
00:29:53I can't wait to tell you.
00:29:54I just love it.
00:29:55It's the greatest experience I've ever had professionally.
00:30:00You know, just fostering all of this creativity and all of this is just so satisfying.
00:30:08Oh, don't you look so cute?
00:30:13She looks like you, doesn't she?
00:30:15I guess she does.
00:30:17She looks like me five years ago.
00:30:24So, Miss Olivia, what have you been doing with yourself all this time?
00:30:30Well, I've been auditioning some recently.
00:30:33You're a performer?
00:30:34What kind?
00:30:35I'm an actress.
00:30:37She also sings.
00:30:38Sing for us.
00:30:40Not really.
00:30:41She's shy.
00:30:42Well, you can't be shy and an actress.
00:30:45Robert, where's my ukulele?
00:30:47I don't know.
00:30:49We could just do it another time.
00:30:51Oh, come on.
00:30:52Have a little bit of red wine.
00:30:54Pass those tonsils.
00:30:55You'll be singing like Liza Minnelli in a minute.
00:30:57What do you want me to sing?
00:30:59Okay.
00:31:09Well, I'll start over.
00:31:12Joe and Jane were always together
00:31:15Said Joe to Jane
00:31:17I love summer weather
00:31:19So let's go to that beautiful sea
00:31:23Follow along, say you're with me
00:31:27Anything that Joe would suggest to her
00:31:31Jane would always think it was best for her
00:31:35So they'd get his Ford
00:31:37And holler all aboard
00:31:40Gee, I'd like to be
00:31:42By the sea, by the sea
00:31:45By the beautiful sea
00:31:47You and me, you and me
00:31:49Oh, how happy we'll be
00:31:52I'd love to be beside your side
00:31:55Beside the sea, beside the seaside
00:31:58By the beautiful sea
00:32:02I'd love to be so near you
00:32:07On the snow white sand
00:32:12Beside the seaside
00:32:15By the beautiful sea
00:32:18Bravo, bravo.
00:32:20That was fantastic.
00:32:22We should audition for my show.
00:32:24I mean, I'm kidding, but you should.
00:32:27I mean, you should audition for my show.
00:32:30She is not interested in appealing to the masses.
00:32:32She's like, she's an artist.
00:32:35Look at that picture of that adorable little girl.
00:32:38Oh, yes. Oh, my goodness.
00:32:41Is that you, Nicole?
00:32:42Simply adorable.
00:32:43Sure is.
00:32:44Adorable little child.
00:32:46You look like such a sweet little girl.
00:32:51I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:32:54So, can we have a little heart-to-heart?
00:32:59Sure.
00:33:00Why are you here?
00:33:02Are you here because she needs help?
00:33:06Because her family just doesn't know what to do anymore.
00:33:09I mean, honestly.
00:33:10She's just become so eccentric at such a young age.
00:33:15I don't know.
00:33:17I mean, honestly.
00:33:18She's just become so eccentric at such a young age.
00:33:23You know, I think she's really unique.
00:33:27She's doing something special.
00:33:29I wish you could see her apartment.
00:33:30It's like a gallery.
00:33:33Well, it's really nice and very reassuring to hear you say that.
00:33:37But, I don't know.
00:33:40I think her family actually didn't invite her to the lake on purpose.
00:33:45You know, her sister doesn't want her around the kids.
00:33:50Well, she's really not the best role model when you stop and think about it.
00:33:55I just wanted to be sure that, you know, she's not in some kind of trouble.
00:33:59And I wanted to be sure that she's not making you take care of her.
00:34:03No.
00:34:04No, she's not in any trouble.
00:34:06Where is she, actually?
00:34:08She's probably watching television.
00:34:11You are so tense.
00:34:13Come here.
00:34:14Listen.
00:34:15She doesn't actually like television.
00:34:16You're so sweet.
00:34:17I just want to be sure that someone is taking care of you.
00:34:21Right?
00:34:23She's not going to change any time soon.
00:34:25Okay.
00:34:26Well, I'm going to go find her.
00:34:33Whatever you have to do.
00:34:44Okay.
00:35:14Please help Nicole.
00:35:45Hey.
00:36:02It's okay.
00:36:03Shh.
00:36:04Wake up.
00:36:05Are you awake?
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:07We have to get out of here very quietly.
00:36:08Somebody's breaking in.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:10I think it's the guy who drove us here.
00:36:11I was sleeping.
00:36:12You're going to be murdered in your sleep.
00:36:13You're going to be murdered awake.
00:36:14Why?
00:36:15We told you somebody was breaking in.
00:36:16We have to get out of here.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:18I think it's the guy who drove us here because you told him our address.
00:36:19Who?
00:36:20Oh God.
00:36:21I heard something.
00:36:22Did you hear anything?
00:36:23No.
00:36:24Okay.
00:36:25Shh.
00:36:26Shh.
00:36:27Shh.
00:36:28Shh.
00:36:29Shh.
00:36:30Shh.
00:36:31Shh.
00:36:32Shh.
00:36:33Shh.
00:36:34Shh.
00:36:35Shh.
00:36:36Shh.
00:36:37Shh.
00:36:38Shh.
00:36:39Shh.
00:36:40Shh.
00:36:42Can you hear him?
00:36:43Come on!
00:36:44Olivia!
00:36:45What is going...
00:36:46Kimberly.
00:36:47Oh dear.
00:36:48Is Nicole in there?
00:36:49What the fuck are you doing out there?
00:36:50You're all over the place!
00:36:51Well, I just wanted to be sure that everyone was hydrated.
00:36:57I went to get you some coconut water.
00:37:01Sorry to disturb you.
00:37:03We have everything we need, Kimberly.
00:37:06Yes!
00:37:07That seems clear.
00:37:09What does that mean?
00:37:11I don't know.
00:37:14I forgot my toothbrush.
00:37:17I forgot the toothbrush too.
00:37:28You brought this?
00:37:29Yeah.
00:37:31And no toothbrush.
00:37:34But I did bring the phone charger.
00:37:36We should be charging it.
00:37:39Eh, later.
00:37:41You know how you're always saying you are worried you might die in relative obscurity?
00:37:46Mm-hmm.
00:37:47Well, there is a way I think maybe tomorrow we can do something about that.
00:37:53What are you talking about?
00:37:55I'm talking about reaching the largest audience in the United States of America on a television talent reality show.
00:38:03Are you talking about that special something?
00:38:05Yeah.
00:38:06Your aunt suggested it. I think it's a great idea. I've been thinking about it.
00:38:10It's so soulless.
00:38:12Okay, but I can't do it alone. And I think it's going to be really good for you.
00:38:16It's going to be a no. But this could be a big opportunity.
00:38:24Could we just spoon?
00:38:28Could you just roll over so I can spoon with you? I'll just be the big spoon.
00:38:32Or just roll over a little tiny bit.
00:38:37Just do it better.
00:38:39It's hot.
00:38:41It's really hot.
00:38:43I'm just sad about Segal.
00:38:50It's okay. I'm holding my heart and feeling that I love myself. I'm fine.
00:38:56Well, if anyone likes some breakfast.
00:39:00I'd be like burnt, flapjacks.
00:39:03No, we're still cleansing.
00:39:06So, how did everyone sleep last night after so much excitement?
00:39:13Kind of tossed and turned, but I don't know. My cat just died, so I think maybe that's why.
00:39:19When?
00:39:21Just like two days ago.
00:39:22Oh, my God.
00:39:24It's just weighing on me.
00:39:26Well, that explains a lot.
00:39:28But I was also thinking about your show.
00:39:32And maybe auditioning?
00:39:36Well, do it. Do.
00:39:39Nicole? She doesn't want to do it with me.
00:39:43You don't need Nicole.
00:39:45We've got to get some toothbrushes.
00:39:47Oh, God.
00:39:49Robert, get out your wallet.
00:39:52Yes, dear.
00:39:53I have a 20, please.
00:39:54I've got a...
00:39:5620. I see it in there.
00:40:27I have terror readings here for five bucks.
00:40:31It's actually really reasonable.
00:40:35Okay, let's see what the cards have to say.
00:40:40You lost someone recently?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:43He's still with you, and he wants you not to worry.
00:40:47I'm not worried about him.
00:40:49You lost someone recently?
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53He's still with you, and he wants you not to worry.
00:40:57Is he a bird?
00:40:59No, sort of.
00:41:02Huh.
00:41:03But no, yeah.
00:41:04The moon.
00:41:06This card is connected to dreams.
00:41:10And the unconscious.
00:41:12The moon provides the reflection of the sun.
00:41:15But the light is dim.
00:41:18It's uncertain.
00:41:19Ah, the magician.
00:41:21It has to do with power.
00:41:24Unused power is non-existent power.
00:41:27We don't have electricity in our apartment.
00:41:29I wonder if it could have something to do with that, maybe?
00:41:32But I'm talking about the electricity inside.
00:41:35The electricity inside you.
00:41:40Everything you have...
00:41:44has to be destroyed...
00:41:47for you to go to the next step.
00:41:51There's the moon.
00:41:57It's time to put your art out in the world.
00:42:01It's time.
00:42:05That was crazy.
00:42:07Was yours crazy?
00:42:08It was like she knew everything.
00:42:10Listen, if you need me to audition with you, I will do it.
00:42:15I'm not going to sing with you.
00:42:17And I have a piece that's not finished, but maybe we could experiment with it.
00:42:23What did she say to you?
00:42:25She said I had to share.
00:42:45This is amazing.
00:43:15Oh, let's get these guys.
00:43:40Ladies, ladies.
00:43:42I already sense a little special something emanating from you two.
00:43:47What can we expect from you guys today?
00:43:51What do you mean?
00:43:52The people want to know what to expect from you.
00:43:57I don't think people should know what to expect.
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:05Is there anything you want to say for yourself?
00:44:13Is there anything you'd like to say to anybody back home?
00:44:20Good luck.
00:44:23Something funny over there?
00:44:36Are you taking the audition seriously?
00:44:48Are you taking the audition seriously?
00:44:51I'm not auditioning, she is.
00:44:56Are you singing?
00:44:58Yeah.
00:45:00Are you singing about lip gloss and the boys that go into the yard?
00:45:03She's really talented.
00:45:05She's been Miss Teen Arizona twice.
00:45:08Yeah, I'm singing My Heart Will Go On and dedicating it to my mom who died when I was little.
00:45:18You sang that before you sing?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:22Do you think that there's a correlation between winning the pageants and sharing your personal tragedy?
00:45:29What is your problem?
00:45:30What is your problem?
00:45:31You're being a bitch.
00:45:32You're being a bitch.
00:45:33Well, you look like a cheap imitation of Kesha.
00:45:35Oh my God, she's an artist.
00:45:36Oh my God!
00:45:37What the heck?
00:45:38What's wrong?
00:45:39Get her off!
00:45:40Calm her down!
00:45:41Olivia!
00:45:42Olivia!
00:45:43What the fuck?
00:45:47Tiger, is that the Adderall?
00:45:53You can't beat up girls like dead mobs.
00:45:55That was the other girl.
00:45:57That's true.
00:45:58That was totally justified.
00:46:00Yeah, those girls sucked.
00:46:06We're going to crush them.
00:46:09I mean, if you felt that way, I guess that's understandable.
00:46:13Thank you anyway, and thanks for the opportunity.
00:46:22Well, thank you for having us.
00:46:25Hello.
00:46:26We'll just take a few minutes to set up, and then we'll be performing excerpts from Anton Chekhov's The Seagull, along with some stuff that we wrote ourselves.
00:46:38Not to get expectations up, but I have heard this one sing, and it was a bit of a treat.
00:46:45This should be interesting.
00:46:48This is the universe we live in.
00:46:51I was afraid you might hate me.
00:46:53It came into being with a big bang that caused this universe we call home to expand for the past 13.7 billion years.
00:46:59Do you hear the wind?
00:47:01The Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years, give or take .5 billion years.
00:47:05Blessed is he who has a roof over his head on such a night, sleeping in his own warm corner.
00:47:10Human beings have been here for about 200,000 years.
00:47:14May the Lord help all homeless wanderers.
00:47:17This cat was born on October 25, 2007.
00:47:21I am the seagull.
00:47:23He died this week.
00:47:25No, that's not right.
00:47:27The average American lives to be 79.
00:47:30That's 28,470 days, 683,280 hours, 40,996,800 minutes.
00:47:38Ever since I got here, I've been walking and thinking, thinking and feeling my inner life grow stronger every day.
00:47:46The important thing is not fame or glory, not what I used to dream about, but learning how to endure.
00:47:53How long will you live?
00:47:55If you're born in 1980 and live an average life, you will die around 2059.
00:47:59Life is like a myth.
00:48:01I must bear my cross and have faith.
00:48:03If I have faith, it doesn't hurt so much.
00:48:06And the feelings we have for each other are like fine, delicate flowers.
00:48:10Do you remember?
00:48:12I am the seagull.
00:48:15Um...
00:48:21No, that's...
00:48:25Uncle.
00:48:26What?
00:48:27What are my lines? I don't know. I forgot my lines.
00:48:29Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:31Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:37Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:41Men, lions, eagles, partridges.
00:48:47Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:50Men and lions, eagles and partridges.
00:48:52What?
00:48:53No!
00:48:54Ow!
00:48:55Just...
00:48:56That's ridiculous!
00:48:57Shh!
00:48:58Just give me a moment to focus!
00:49:00Stop it! Stop it!
00:49:04Ow! Ow!
00:49:06Ow!
00:49:11Men, lions...
00:49:12Ow!
00:49:24What was the year of your death, boys?
00:49:26Did you figure it out?
00:49:28Just about five minutes ago.
00:49:29Mine is 2039.
00:49:31I think I understand what you're trying to say.
00:49:36And I see a certain beauty in it.
00:49:38Of course you would.
00:49:40You guys have something special.
00:49:42But it's not that special something.
00:49:47It's more like that special nothing.
00:50:11Ow!
00:50:19Give it!
00:50:22Stop it!
00:50:24Ow!
00:50:40I was just trying to be alive.
00:50:48I was just trying to be...
00:50:52It's a very different way that this is going down
00:50:55than what I thought would happen.
00:50:57It isn't the right decision for you.
00:50:59Even me.
00:51:02I'm not entirely sure what the plan actually is.
00:51:06I can't say it so much.
00:51:11Why did you do that?
00:51:13Because your teeny-tiny therapist
00:51:15didn't seem to be making progress with you.
00:51:17I humiliated myself in front of the judges
00:51:20and basically all of America.
00:51:22I just don't know why you care what those assholes think.
00:51:25The judges for America see nothing special in me.
00:51:28They don't even like me.
00:51:30I don't think you even like me.
00:51:33It's like you're trying to sabotage me.
00:51:35It's like that thing you did with the feather bomb.
00:51:38I want you to shut your fucking face!
00:51:41I didn't even want to do this thing.
00:51:43You begged me to do it, because you're needy.
00:51:45You're just not comfortable with the depth of my feelings.
00:51:47No, because every time I turn around, you're like right there.
00:51:50I don't care what those assholes think.
00:51:52I don't care what those assholes think.
00:51:54I don't care what those assholes think.
00:51:56I don't care what those assholes think.
00:51:58Because every time I turn around, you're like right there.
00:52:01It's like, God, if I feel your breath on my skin anymore,
00:52:05I'm going to vomit.
00:52:07You need to, like, get a boyfriend or something.
00:52:14This was supposed to be a vacation.
00:52:17This feels like a vacation to you.
00:52:20You know, I sure as shit, I don't feel like I'm on vacation.
00:52:24I'm around you and these feelings of yours.
00:52:28And I could have been on a vacation.
00:52:32I could have been on a real vacation,
00:52:35on a lake with my family, on a fucking lake,
00:52:38and for some...
00:52:40I don't know why they didn't want me there.
00:52:43But no, Olivia, please!
00:52:45Don't touch me!
00:52:51You know what?
00:52:53I think it's a good thing that we're being evicted
00:52:56because I don't think that I can live with you anymore.
00:53:23I love you.
00:53:53I love you.
00:54:23I love you.
00:54:54Do you prefer a swim?
00:54:58Don't you prefer a swim?
00:55:00Go.
00:55:04It's too cold.
00:55:09I want to go back to New York tonight.
00:55:11There's a lot of stuff to deal with there.
00:55:14Twice in the morning.
00:55:18I'm not comfortable staying here in Kimberly's again.
00:55:21She's making us food.
00:55:23I thought we were on a cleanse.
00:55:28Well, I don't know what you're going to do.
00:55:30You're going to live without me?
00:55:52I love you.
00:56:04All right, I might...
00:56:06I might have done it once.
00:56:10I might have done it once.
00:56:16You've got to slow down.
00:56:18I've never seen anyone eat so much.
00:56:20I feel like I'm watching one of those
00:56:22pie-eating contests or something.
00:56:24That would be fun. I'd do one of those.
00:56:26You would never win it.
00:56:28Why don't you look it up
00:56:30and tell me what kind of records there are
00:56:32and I'm going to beat them.
00:56:34How would I know if I ever win at a pie?
00:56:36Just look it up on your phone
00:56:38and tell me what kind of...
00:56:40People train for years and years
00:56:43to do a pie-eating contest.
00:56:45They do?
00:56:47Yes.
00:56:48Why? And they win a lot of money?
00:56:50I...
00:56:51Do they?
00:56:52I'm not paying you any money
00:56:53if that's what you're insinuating.
00:56:55Wait a minute.
00:56:56Hmm?
00:56:57How much will you pay me?
00:56:59Nothing.
00:57:00I'll pay you zero money.
00:57:03All right.
00:57:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:05We're going to make this a situation.
00:57:07If I can eat this whole thing
00:57:09in under ten...
00:57:11If I can eat this in under ten seconds
00:57:14will you give me a thousand dollars?
00:57:16If I can eat that in under ten seconds...
00:57:18Will you?
00:57:19Oh, and what do I get when you lose?
00:57:21I'm wondering.
00:57:23I'll give you one of my pieces.
00:57:25Oh, really?
00:57:26Are they selling for a thousand dollars?
00:57:28They're going to sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
00:57:30Put your money where your mouth is.
00:57:32Ten. Nine.
00:57:33Okay, but start at ten.
00:57:34I'm doing it.
00:57:35Ten.
00:57:36Nine.
00:57:37Eight.
00:57:38Oh, God.
00:57:39Seven.
00:57:40Six.
00:57:41Five.
00:57:42Four.
00:57:43Three.
00:57:44Two.
00:57:46One.
00:57:48Ugh.
00:57:50Not even close.
00:57:55All right, you were trying faster than a second.
00:58:02You know, this is my home.
00:58:03All right.
00:58:04That...
00:58:06Oh, God.
00:58:07...is half.
00:58:10And...
00:58:12it's worth five hundred.
00:58:14Pfft.
00:58:16It's going to cost me five hundred dollars to get my living room clean.
00:58:17Give me... Shut up!
00:58:18Shut your face.
00:58:22Give me five hundred more,
00:58:24and I'm going to eat anything on this table.
00:58:31You tell me.
00:58:40I'm ready.
00:58:44So I take it your girls need money?
00:58:48No.
00:58:49Oh, come on.
00:58:51You can tell me.
00:58:53I mean, I wouldn't trust this one with any money.
00:58:57I should get her to bed.
00:58:59Oh, don't.
00:59:01Look...
00:59:03No, leave her be.
00:59:05She's fine.
00:59:06Listen, listen.
00:59:08I need to tell you something very important.
00:59:12I used to be just like you
00:59:14until I figured out who I really was.
00:59:20Oh, gosh, this headache of mine.
00:59:22Thank you so much.
00:59:23This was very nice, and I...
00:59:25Good night, and...
00:59:41Good night.
01:00:12I brought you something for your head.
01:00:16Olivia.
01:00:17What are you doing out on the lawn, you silly?
01:00:23Darling.
01:00:25Olivia.
01:00:27You must wake up.
01:00:30I'm sorry.
01:00:32I'm sorry.
01:00:34I'm sorry.
01:00:36I'm sorry.
01:00:39You must wake up for your own good.
01:00:42Oh, God.
01:00:48Oh, my God.
01:00:50Just like children.
01:00:52Oh, we're so free, finally.
01:00:54Finally, darling, please.
01:00:57There's something I have to tell you.
01:00:59All right, what is it?
01:01:01You're wonderful, but I'm in a relationship with Nicole.
01:01:05And we're very much in love.
01:01:07Olivia.
01:01:09I know, all right?
01:01:11I know I should have told you sooner,
01:01:14but I'm...
01:01:16I know that you want her,
01:01:18and she's not in love with you.
01:01:22Yes, darling.
01:01:24She told me everything.
01:01:26She told me that she felt sorry for you.
01:01:29I'm sorry, darling.
01:01:33I'm sorry.
01:01:36You know she had to say that to you.
01:01:39No, shh.
01:01:41She was afraid.
01:01:43She didn't know how the family would take it,
01:01:46but she and I have something very beautiful,
01:01:49and it only shows in a one-sided way with me,
01:01:52but really a two-sided relationship.
01:01:55I mean, we are...
01:01:57It's not one-sided, it's two-sided,
01:01:59It's not one-sided, it's two-sided,
01:02:01and she and I are in this closed-loop embrace forever,
01:02:05and I would never want to do anything to hurt her.
01:02:10I hope you understand that.
01:02:18Of course I do.
01:02:21Olivia, I'm so sorry.
01:02:24I'm sorry I never would have opened myself to you in this way
01:02:29if I had known.
01:02:32Olivia.
01:02:34Goodbye, darling.
01:02:36Shh.
01:02:38Shh.
01:02:40Shh.
01:02:44Goodbye.
01:02:54Goodbye.
01:03:09Mom, wake up.
01:03:11You made me have to lie to your Aunt Kimberly.
01:03:13Please, will you go get me water?
01:03:15The room is spinning.
01:03:17I need you to hear me.
01:03:19You're taking me to the airport in a taxi that you're paying for,
01:03:21first thing in the morning.
01:03:23Water. Do you want water?
01:03:25Here, let me get you some water.
01:03:27Do you want this? Yeah.
01:03:29Do you want this water?
01:03:39Pack your shit.
01:03:54Hi.
01:03:56Remember me?
01:04:00Last time you saw me, I was a licensed car driver.
01:04:05I am not anymore.
01:04:07It was probably a good thing.
01:04:09I'm so sorry.
01:04:12I mean, I must have terrified you.
01:04:15I was out of my mind.
01:04:17I didn't know what to do.
01:04:19I mean, I must have terrified you.
01:04:21I was out of my mind.
01:04:23Do you want a piece of licorice?
01:04:26It's okay.
01:04:28Licorice?
01:04:31You know what I did?
01:04:33I think I took Ativan and Lunesta
01:04:36with maybe like three airplane bottles of whiskey.
01:04:39I'm just, I'm really afraid to fly.
01:04:42You also took an Adderall.
01:04:44Yeah, yeah.
01:04:45Sounds like something I would do.
01:04:50Adderall is pretty crazy.
01:04:53It's crazy stuff, right?
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56Yeah, I've started bottoming out when it wears off.
01:04:58Whenever I take it, like it helps me at first
01:05:00and then I completely unravel.
01:05:02I almost punched a girl.
01:05:04You should have taken a Lunesta.
01:05:06Yeah, it really cuts down on the urge to clock people.
01:05:10I was in town visiting my mom.
01:05:13You mentioned something about that.
01:05:15I guess you just have to hit rock bottom
01:05:17before you can stand back up.
01:05:20If that makes any sense.
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:23And my mom has really helped me to hit rock bottom
01:05:26the last couple days.
01:05:29How was LA?
01:05:31What'd you do?
01:05:34I buried my cat at sea.
01:05:39I'm sorry for your loss.
01:05:43I'm sorry for any cat to have spent one of his nine lives with you.
01:06:14Do we forget to lock the door?
01:06:20Bob, that better be you in there.
01:06:27I think we were robbed.
01:06:29Oh my God.
01:06:33Is that electricity?
01:06:44Hey guys.
01:06:48Is this our stuff?
01:06:50Didn't get my message, huh?
01:06:53I called you guys about a hundred times and texted you.
01:06:56No, we didn't get any messages.
01:06:59Oh shit, because if you would have gotten messages
01:07:01you would have known what was going on here.
01:07:04What is going on?
01:07:06I found some people who were
01:07:08God, we didn't charge this.
01:07:10Hey, I'm sorry, I wasn't here.
01:07:13I guess the movers thought your stuff was garbage or something.
01:07:17I'm sorry.
01:07:20She's losing it.
01:07:22What are we supposed to do?
01:07:24Well, the lieutenants are not coming to the church.
01:07:27I don't know what you're talking about.
01:07:29Do we look like we need to go to church?
01:07:32Is the man in there with you?
01:07:39I don't know, but we are.
01:07:41We're ready to go to church.
01:07:43Are you sure you don't want to go?
01:07:46Well, the lieutenants are not coming till Tuesday,
01:07:49so you have till Tuesday.
01:07:50It's tomorrow.
01:07:51Uh-huh.
01:07:52And you said we had 28 days.
01:07:53Yeah.
01:07:54Look, honestly, they're paying me three times
01:07:57what you're paying me.
01:07:58Give me a break, all right?
01:08:00I mean, I had to...
01:08:02You can't do it.
01:08:03It's illegal.
01:08:04Well, this is an illegal sublet, you know?
01:08:07Hey, don't break my balls, okay?
01:08:09I need to make a profit here.
01:08:11Hey, it's Bob.
01:08:12Can you pick up your phone?
01:08:13It's urgent.
01:08:14Mm-hmm.
01:08:15Guess who should be better connected?
01:08:18Not my fault.
01:08:19Hi, Olivia.
01:08:20Great news.
01:08:21We booked the life insurance commercial.
01:08:23It's gonna shoot for about a week in Ohio,
01:08:26so we have to arrange your flight.
01:08:28Give me a call back.
01:08:29You just got a commercial.
01:08:31It's a national commercial.
01:08:34Uh-oh.
01:08:35Uh-oh.
01:08:36Who's an actress?
01:08:38Who's going to Ohio?
01:08:40Wow.
01:08:41Told you.
01:08:42Olivia, plug in your fucking phone!
01:08:47Ohio.
01:08:51Wow.
01:08:53All right, come on, come on.
01:08:54Shake it off.
01:08:56Big girl, come on, big girl.
01:08:58There you go.
01:09:00One door closes, another opens, huh?
01:09:03How you doing?
01:09:05Hey, you want to crash on my couch?
01:09:08You sleep on your couch.
01:09:10All right.
01:09:11You sleep on the floor.
01:09:12All right, I'll sleep on the floor.
01:09:14We'll both sleep on the floor.
01:09:41All right.
01:10:11All right.
01:10:35I'm sorry.
01:10:41It's all right.
01:10:42It's okay.
01:10:43It's okay.
01:10:44I can, uh, start looking for places, I guess,
01:10:46for when you come back.
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