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00:00Hello and welcome to India's Got Latent

00:03एक unnecessary reality show

00:04इस show का कोई point नहीं है

00:06Just like life

00:11It is a pointless reality show

00:12But it has a very interesting point system

00:15इंडिया के कोने कोने से लोग इस show में अपना talent दिखाने के लिए आएंगे

00:18उनके पास केवल 90 second होंगे अपना talent दिखाने के लिए

00:21Thank you so much, thank you so much all of you for giving us this show

00:23Time, time शुरू हो गया है भाई

00:24लेकिन अपना talent दिखाने से पहले उन्हें खुद को 10 में से score देना होगा

00:28Talent दिखाने के बाद हमारे judges भी उनको score देंगे

00:31अगर judges का average score वही निकल गया

00:33जो participant ना खुद को दिया था perform करने से पहले

00:35तो वो participant शो जीद जाएगा

00:37और उस दिन शो के ticket sales का सारा पैसा उनका हो जाएगा

00:45इस शो से हमें पता चलेगा की कौन कितना self aware है

00:55और इस शो के YouTube view से हमें पता चलेगा की कौन कितना fear हो जाया

01:02तो बस शुरू करते हैं

01:08क्या बात है भाई?

01:09Hello, hello, hello, Raftaar bhai, how are you?

01:11बस दोस्ती निबार हूँ

01:12दोस्ती निबार हूँ भाई, क्या बात है भाई?

01:14कोई नहीं, बात में आगे आपे distract लगाओंगा मैं भी

01:18Are you guys excited?

01:19First of all, let me introduce the people

01:21First of all, the man who needs no introduction

01:23Raftaar bhai toh आप जानते ही हैं

01:24Balraj bhai है, Balraj bhai owns this place

01:26ये जो habitat है इनके पाबा का है

01:30ये इनकी qualification है

01:32And then we have Sahil Kaale guys

01:34He is my good friend and that's all

01:37Just through nepotism got us

01:39I was Samay's manager and now I am happy

01:41So yeah, that's what I am

01:43So Raftaar bhai, Rohdees, MTV Hustle

01:47Dance India Dance

01:48Dance India Dance and now to India's Got Latent

01:53आपका करिया खराब चल रहे है कि मेरा अच्छा चल रहे है?

01:55आपका करिया खराब चल रहे है कि मेरा अच्छा चल रहे है?

02:01हमारी दोस्ती अच्छी चल रही है भाई

02:03Should we begin India's Got Latent? Let's go!

02:07सबसे पहले है हमारा...

02:08Kaayos

02:09Can we make some noise for Kaayos?

02:13Kaayos, you have 90 seconds

02:14It's chaos, by the way

02:15It's chaos, sorry bro

02:25आपका करिया खराब चल रहे है कि मेरा अच्छा चल रहे है कि मेरा अच्छा चल रहे है?

02:50Can we make some noise for Kaayos?

02:53तो रफतार भाई, यह तो आपकी expertise है, कैसे लगा आपको यह?

02:56यह मेरी expertise नहीं है, तबी मैं rap करता हूँ

03:00But भाई, बहुत अच्छा करते हूँ आप यार

03:01Thank you so much

03:02I think issue ये कि ये बदलाबूर में रहते है

03:04बदलाबूर में इसको खासना बोलते है बस

03:07नहीं नहीं, society में एक बार perform किया था,

03:09हांटिया crazy हो गई थी

03:10हांटिया crazy हो गई थी, क्या बोल रहती है हांटिया?

03:12Go down on me

03:15This is something you are doing full time?

03:17ना, पढ़ाई कर रहा हूँ वैसे तो

03:19Currently pursuing my bachelor's in mass media

03:21St. Andrews, Bandra

03:22So like I travel everyday

03:23Oh, अच्छा you are from St. Andrews?

03:25Then why you said oh?

03:26He said Bandra

03:28He said Bandra, तो इसमें अच्छा नहीं गया था

03:29Why is Bandra funny man?

03:30I was like, okay sorry

03:31नहीं नहीं, बोल ला, बोल ला

03:35The way he said Bandra, I was like

03:37I didn't roll my R's

03:39That was like, पढ़ाई कर रहा हूँ बांड्रा

03:41आ, आप कहाँ से हैं?

03:43भाट कोपर

03:47Sister, this is supposed to be about me

03:49तो बलराज मैं, what did you think of this performance?

03:57Honestly, this is a really good beatboxer right here

04:01I think that I'd really give him a very good rating

04:03Urban clap से आ गया हो?

04:05So now, it's time for the judges' score

04:08I have given 8, Raftaar's 8.5, Balraj 8, Sahil Kale's 7.5

04:13Average is 8

04:158.5

04:18बच गए

04:20Almost bro, almost there

04:22Make some noise for Kaos everyone

04:24So let's give it up for Jyoti Sharma

04:37अधूरा पानी से बेटर है तुझे पुरा खो दू

04:40जब तेरी इच्छा ही नहीं तो मैं क्यों तुझे रोकू

04:43I hope you are free now, जा चैन की नीं सो दू

04:45You ain't the same person who I used to talk to

04:48चल माना changes हैं ज़रूरी

04:50पर बाते जो अधूरी वो तो कर पूरी

04:52शुरू में I was the best but अब लगती हूँ बूरी

04:55लगे बोच तो छोड़ दे if you can't carry

04:58दिक्ता परिशान अब तु मेरे बरताव से

05:01Leaving me on scene तु है किस ताओं में जब जाना ही था

05:05तो क्यों दिया छाओ ये रखा दिल हाद पे

05:07मरहम लगाया घाओ पे

05:10दिक्कते कम होने का लेती नहीं नाम

05:12मेरा loss नहीं हुआ तू नाकाम

05:15याद करके रख ले वो हर सुहानी शाम

05:17कोई बात हो अगर तु कर लेना याद

05:21आ जाओ तेरे काम तु बस लेना मेरा नाम

05:25वो कहता प्यार व्यार होगा नहीं इस बार

05:27मत रख मुझे से तु कोई भी expectation

05:30फिर के खुश हो जाता है तु देख के

05:32मेरे face के cute से expressions

05:35तंग है तु इस दुनिया से मैं जानती हूँ देदू warm hug

05:38और कम करूँ तेरा aggression

05:40and if you don't want this मुझे कोई need नहीं है

05:42another lesson

05:43all right all right make some noise

05:47for Shristi Tawde from Misho

05:51तो जोती शर्मा जी आगेन ये तो आपका expertise है भाई

05:53भाई तेरे bag में joint जरूर पकड़ा चाएगा

05:55नहीं नहीं भाई

05:56वो करती क्या है वो पढ़े एक बरी

05:57क्या करती है वो इसमें क्या लिखा है

06:00आप लगेश करते हैं एरपोर्ट पर

06:02नहीं भाई मतलब

06:03जो मशीन है जिस पर तुम bag करते हो न

06:05उसमें कोई भी technical fault आया है तो

06:07we look after this

06:08I am the engineer

06:09but not a printer engineer

06:13अच्छा recently went through a breakup

06:15यहाँ पर लिखा है मतलब

06:16मैं नहीं ऐसे random stalk नहीं कर रहा था आपको

06:18अच्छा recently went through a breakup

06:19यहाँ पर लिखा है मतलब

06:21मैं नहीं ऐसे random stalk नहीं कर रहा था आपको

06:23यहाँ पर लिखा है मतलब

06:24जो जोती जी क्या हुआ था breakup में

06:26इसने किया हो गया

06:27औरे उसको थड़ा

06:29आज कल चल रहा है न

06:30उसको थोड़ा आजकल चल रहा है न

06:32उसको इंटेस्ट आया था मॉमीज में

06:34तो आज उसके देटी कर रहा है एक 30 वाल वॉमन

06:36और उसके 23 वाल है

06:38क्या? मॉमीज का कहा चल रहा है आजकल यह?

06:40कहा चल रहा है भाई

06:42इससे देखा जाते तो उसकी मज़े है

06:45भाई चल रहा है यह सब मॉमीज का

06:48कहा मिलती है यह मॉमीज

06:50कोई बात नहीं या पर तो आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आज आ�

07:20नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं �

07:51वेस्ट हो गया याँ

08:03याबाद अब वो अच्छी विन्स अच्छी फ़किंग दे

08:06हमने सोचा था दस एपिसोड के बाद शायद विनर मिलेगा

08:09लोड़े लग गया प्रोड़क्शन की अभी

08:11करो एडिट अभी द्रेन के लोड़ो में

08:13नहीं साथ का विश्चा था तो पर बदशन बढ़ा था

08:19आपने बाद है कि देखिंग है कि वेस्ट पर बढ़ा है

08:21मैं वो भी प्रोड़ कर नहीं था

08:24मैं एक दुखाना देखा चाहिए?

08:26मेरे को एक टेमपरेरी स्टेज नेम देते ना रफतार भाई प्लीज

08:30बढ़िया से जोचके बताओंगा पक्का

08:31तेरा नमबर यहीं लिखा हुआ

08:32नहीं यार आप लोग फिर रिप्लाय नहीं करते यार

08:34आप लोग

08:35आप लोग मतलब बड़े लोग

08:37बड़े लोग तो आपके एक्स को रिप्लाय कर रहे हैं भाई

08:43तो अल्लाइब यहाँ जोधी शर्मा गाईस विनर था

08:46अल्लाइब यहाँ जोधी शर्मा गाईस विनर था

08:50अभी घर चलो सब अपने

08:51अब क्या कर रहे हैं लेकिन सच में

08:53एडिट एडिट में समभालेंगे

08:54एक तो नारियल पानी भी नहीं आ रहा

08:55आ भाई नारियल पानी भी नहीं आ रहा भाई

08:57तो आप एक काम करते हैं भाई ठीक है

08:5820,000 और मैं अपने से लगाता हूँ

09:20आपको नारियल पानी तो ले आओ

09:21भाई नारियल पानी ले आओ भाई यहाँ भे भाई

09:23आपको नारियिल पानी ले आओ भाई यहाँ भे भाई

09:25आपको नारियिल पानी ले आओ भाई यहाँ भे भाई

09:26आपको नारियिल पानी ले आओ भाई यहाँ भे भाई

09:27संधीपन गांगुली

09:57अब अकड से बड़ी बिमारी भी क्या

09:59जूट से बड़ा दिलासा ही क्या

10:01तूटा था दिल तो वो करता भी क्या

10:03हालत बे जानो वो करता भी क्या

10:05लिखे दो गीत, सुने दो संगीत

10:07जाने अंजाने में चल गया मील

10:09चला थोड़ी देर आगे आए एक बस्ती

10:11चलना ना लगे बस की, बैट गया नीचे

10:13और भूँक से पीड़ित वो पड़ गया

10:15सोच में की कर बेटा गलती, आखे उठी

10:17तो फिर देखा सामने, हुआ ऐसा की

10:19वो सेहना सका, छोटा सा बालक क्यू

10:21रो रहा सड़क पे बिना उससे पूछे

10:23क्या हुआ तुझे क्यू रो रहा तू

10:25ऐसा भी हुआ क्या जो सेहन गया तू

10:27बोला हुई नोक चोक घर पे मेरे

10:29चोट लगे कम पर दाग है गेहरे

10:31पापी ये दारू वो रह नपाया

10:33मा पे उठाया हाथ मैं सेहन नपाया

10:35बीच में मैं बोला क्योंकि चिन्ता थी

10:37मा की मुझे फेक दिया घर से और जेवे थी खाली

10:39और ये वो अच्छा था लेज़ लो

10:43Can I please get some water?

10:45ये रो क्यों नाए बै?

10:47बहुत deep तुने सुना नहीं कहा

10:49तुने सुना नहीं कहा तुने बहुत

10:51अरे वो एक drunk dad था यार उसने मम्मी को पीट दिया

10:53मेरी मम्मी को नहीं, किसी की तो

10:59क्या क्या वाई मीं पीटी थी?

11:01ये लोगों के ड्रामा के बारे में क्यों बात कर रहे है?

11:03तु क्या दूसरे के ड्रामा में गाना वरा रहा है भाई?

11:05तेरे घर में सब सही है न?

11:21तो जो एक गाना लिखा है, आपने किसी neighbor के घर के बारे में लिखा है?

11:23नहीं यार, मैं बस ऐसी लिखता हूँ थोड़ा

11:25मतलब मैं प्यार व्यार नहीं लिखता हूँ, तो थोड़ा डिफरेंट लिखनी कोईश करती हूँ

11:27भाई, तेरे ख्यालों में लोग पिट क्यों रहे है?

11:29वो भी माई पिट रही है भाई

11:31सर आपने पूरे गाने में से वही नोटिस करा

11:33अल्लाइट भाई, नाँ इस time to vote for

11:35संधीबन गांगुली, मैंने दिया है 6.8

11:37यानी 7.8

11:39भाई अभी एक दो सेकेंट रुख जा, भाई अच्छा कहा आया तुने

11:43रफ्टार ने दिया है 8.3

11:45बलराज की तरफ से है

11:473.6

11:49क्यूं भाई बलराज?

11:51और साहिल कारल ने दिया है

11:539.9

11:55बहुती varied responses

11:57the average is 7.1

11:59और इसने 8.5

12:01ओके, ओके, भाई ने तो

12:03बहुत, जादा ही दे दिया खुद को

12:05Thank you so much Sandeep and Bhai for coming and

12:07Take care bro, don't worry, हार जीत होते रहती है भाई

12:093.6 क्यूं दिया भाई, ठीक ही थो था

12:11भाई मैंने बहुत musicians सुने है लाइफ में यार

12:13मतलब बहुत

12:15भाई ने बलवा दिया, so sorry यार

12:17Next we got, we are Decibel Crew

12:21Yes sir, ready

12:23एक, दो, तीन, चार

12:25तमस्टे भाईयो भाईनो

12:27हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:29हम एक Beatbox Collective है बंगवाई से

12:31और हम बहुत खुश है आज

12:33आपको सभाव करने के लिए, सब आपको खुश है

12:35हमें दिया आपको फिसंद आये

12:37हमारा आपको सभाव आये

12:39हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:41हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:43हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:45हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:47हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:49हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:51हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:53हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:55हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:57हमारा नाम है Decibel

12:59हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:01हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:03हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:05हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:07हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:09हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:11हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:13हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:15हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:17हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:19हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:21हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:23हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:25हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:27हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:29हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:31हमारा नाम है Decibel

13:53Kya saakht second me nifta hai tumne yaar

13:55bro that was perfect

13:57that had to be A to Z perfect ekdam

13:59यह अब नहीं नहीं बहुत है वेज़ा गई, मैं ज़्यारण के लिए एक भी नहीं नहीं देखे।

14:01आख़़ी!

14:02बाव्सर लोगो भी मजा आ रहा था, वाद भी जाये जाए है...

14:05मैं नहीं बंद कर रहा हैं उनका टाइम.

14:06आप बहुत अगर्ड़ार बरही हैं!

14:08बहुत कशन रहा है नहीं

14:12उसको दीखा नहीं रहे हैं उसके बाल के पाल के

14:14बहुत ही सगीदा

14:16ये हमलो का दोनी है

14:20साथ नमबर देरे बडेंगे फिर

14:22आप इन्वेडियो सो नहीं चाहते हैं

14:24इसलिए कुछ नहीं बोलूंगुआ

14:25आप personally जानते हूँ कि नहीं आए?

14:27बहुत अच्छे से

14:27अरे वाँ

14:28Man, you are really very very talented bro

14:30What are you doing at this show?

14:31हम बहुत अच्छे जानते हूँ कि नहीं बोलूंगुआ

14:33इसलिए कुछ नहीं बोलूंगुआ

14:34इसलिए कुछ नहीं बोलूंगए

14:35इसलिए कुछ नहीं बोलूंगए

14:37बहुत सही यार

14:38आप लोग बहुत अच्छे जानते हूँ कि नहीं बोलूंगए?

14:39जबान

14:40जबान बोला वो जबान

14:42जबान बोला वो जबान

14:43जबान बोला वो जबान

14:44जबान बोला वो जबान

14:45जबान बोला वो जबान

14:46जबान बोला वो जबान

14:47जबान बोला वो जबान

14:48जबान बोला वो जबान

14:49जबान बोला वो जबान

14:50जबान बोला वो जबान

14:51जबान बोला वो जबान

14:53हम college में मिले और हम events में मिले

14:55तो तब तक आप सिर्फ दो ही लोग कर रहे थे पहले

14:57हमारा tag team है उसका नाम BJ है

15:01Mumbai is a forward city

15:03No no it's because it's Bheem and Jaggu

15:05Bheem and Jaggu

15:07Bheem and Jaggu

15:09शुटकी के fans हैं

15:11भाई इनके बारे में भी कुछ बताओ

15:13ये क्यों चुप है भाई बताओ यार

15:16हाँ

15:17वाव

15:18गली बॉय में आदा बंबे था

15:20तो है

15:21हमारा कृष्णा भी था भाई दिली

15:23बहुत लोग थे गली बॉय में

15:25गली बॉय में क्या कर रहे थे आप गली बॉय में

15:27पीछे ही खड़ा था आप ऐसी

15:35ऐसे तो मैं तारे जमीन पर भी था भाई

15:37मैं घर में बैटा था वो शूटिंग कर रहे था

15:39आ तो मैं भी भाई

15:41आप लोग कभी India's Got Talent में क्यों नहीं गए?

15:43It's a funny story because

15:45हम लोग का क्रू फॉर्म हुआ India's Got Talent की वज़े से

15:47So we went for an audition but they just basically told us to fuck off

15:49Oh shit

15:51क्योंकि हम लोग में कोई सी sad story नहीं है

15:53कोई मरा नहीं है न

15:55तुम्हारा किसी का पापा रिक्षा नहीं चलाता

15:57सबका सबका अच्छा चल रहे है तो वोली वोली

15:59बोलता है कोई मरा नहीं है न अपता किसा

16:01तो उसकी तरह करना था न वो दोस्ट की माग और तपड़ मागा

16:03पर ठीक है भरो यह बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत �

16:33और शायल काले बिला 8.5

16:37भाई मतलब तू समझना यार

16:38मैं कॉंटेंट के असब्से भी शोच रहा हूँ न

16:39एपिसोड तेरा चलना चीगा यह नहीं चलना चीगा

16:41या या अन्नू मली का हमारे पानेल का तो

16:45या बहुत बहुत वाशक तो 9.3 है

16:48आखाए, आखाए, आखाए...

16:50नहीं है आगे कि आगे...

16:52नहीं है आगे कि आगे कि उपने आगे.

16:548 और भी...

16:58इतने अंडर कोन्फिटन क्यों हो भाई?

17:00तुम लोग इतने टालेंटड हो यार.

17:02मैंने उनको बोला आबे शुट राइट 10

17:04वो भी ज़्याना आया था

17:06हम 10 दे रहे थे फिर हमको लगा आप हो थोड़े

17:08मैंने तो 10 ही दिया यार देखो यार

17:10ठीक है बड़ यार ताइक यू सो मज़ डसिबल यू गाईज रेली डारेंडडड

17:12Thank you so much for coming

17:14क्या स्टोरी भाई

17:16इंडियाल गड टालेंड से रिजेक्ट हो गई इंडियाल गड लेटेंट पे भी रिजेक्ट हो गई भाई

17:18आप कहाँ जाएगे ये लोग

17:20So let's quickly get the next act

17:22मुकुल विंजुदा

17:28मुकुल विंजुदा

17:30क्यों आस रहे है भाई

17:32क्यों आस रहे है भाई

17:34मुकुल विंजुदा

17:36ये act शुरो गया क्या

17:38नहीं नहीं ये नहीं था

17:40मुझे लागा यही है भाई

17:42वायर समेट के चल जाएगा

17:4410 on 10

18:02ये

18:04मुकुल भाई

18:06यही अगर आपने

18:08कबड़े खोल के किया होता ना

18:10तो मज़ा आता भाई

18:12क्या बोलते हैं इस तरीके के डांस को भाई

18:14सर हिप ओप

18:16क्या भाई

18:18इसको कहते हैं तड़ापना

18:20ब्रेक अप से कोप करने के लिए डांस करते हो आप

18:22यह आपने लिखा है इदर

18:24तो यह डांस देखने के बाद

18:26ब्रेक अप हुआ था आपका

18:28पहले हुआ था

18:30पहले ब्रेक अप हुआ था फिर आपने कहा कि और ख़राब

18:32क्या कर सकता हूँ

18:34देखो यार ये तो हमारा काम है

18:36अगर मैं आपके लिए करता हूँ तो मैं इसे ख़राब करता हूँ

18:42बचपन से करता हूँ अभी?

18:44है?

18:46भाई मैंना तो

18:4810,000 hours वारा थियरी सुननी थी

18:5010,000 hours कुछ भी करो तो सही हो जाता है वो

18:5210,000 गंटे चूतिया पकरो तो चूतिया

18:54आप नहीं है

18:58आप विंजुला भाई नर्वस हैं?

19:00लिए करता हूँ

19:02क्यों आप विंजुला भाई नर्वस हैं?

19:0426 आप 26 हैं

19:06तो आप कोई सिबलिंग हैं?

19:08हाँ चोटा भाई

19:14मैंने दिया है 4

19:16रफ्तार के दवसे

19:185

19:20बलराज 4.2

19:22मैंने दिया है 1.1

19:24और अब वो 3.6 है

19:288.3

19:32विंजुला भाई नर्वस हैं

19:34मुकल विंजुला भाई

19:36मुकल भाई डाल दो अंदर

19:38और चलिए उसको भाई

19:42वेदां दागरवार

19:44बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत

19:46टायम शुरु गया है भाई

19:50मैं एक हास्यक बाह और एक सममा जाएं

19:52मैं चाहता हो कि भी 100 रुपी गले जीए

19:54मैं आपके पाह गया हूँ

19:56बास चल रहा है और 100 रुपी गले करें

19:58आपके पाहा दी आके

20:02इसको आप folding करो

20:04And can you check if there's anything inside this envelope?

20:06Just check, put your fingers in.

20:08Enjoy mat kar bhai.

20:12Now what we'll do is,

20:13we'll seal the envelope and just put your foot up.

20:16Put your foot up, haan.

20:17Bhangle karna hai, mada maza kar raha hoon.

20:18I'll put the envelope down and step on it.

20:20Step on it.

20:21And I have a phone with me, okay.

20:23I'll open the calculator of the phone.

20:25And I want the front row to think of a two-digit number.

20:27All of you think of a two-digit number.

20:29Yes, what's the number you're thinking of?

20:3127, type in 27.

20:3327, what's the number you're thinking of?

20:35Press multiply and press 73.

20:38What is your number?

20:3969.

20:4169.

20:43And sir, if I can ask you to name a two-digit number?

20:4515.

20:4615, type in 15.

20:49And lastly, Raftaar sir, if you can tell a two-digit number.

20:5169.

20:5269, press multiply and press 69.

20:55And we have a total here.

20:57We have 50029.

20:59That's the number you all came up with, right?

21:0150029.

21:025-4-0-0-2-9.

21:03We did something, right, in the beginning.

21:05We had an envelope there.

21:06Alright, time is up, guys.

21:08We'll open the envelope and just hold your hand out.

21:10And just...

21:12Read out the last six digits of the serial number.

21:15The last six digits of the serial number in the mic.

21:21Don't you know how to read? Read it.

21:24The last six digits.

21:256-4-5-6-1-8.

21:28No, no.

21:32Doesn't it match?

21:36Crazy comedy.

21:39Alright, make some noise for Vedant Agarwal.

21:43So, Vedant Agarwal.

21:45Yes, bro.

21:47You think of a number between...

21:511-10.

21:54So, what happened, Vedant?

21:55Messed up.

21:56It got glitched in the app, right?

21:57That was really embarrassing, bro.

21:59Yes.

22:00Bro, he wrote,

22:01He's very happy with life without any reason.

22:03From today, he'll get a reason.

22:05Today, he'll get a reason.

22:07To be sad.

22:08But it's so...

22:09If the joke is bad, it's okay.

22:11If the music is bad, it's okay.

22:13Magic is bad, bro.

22:15It's really bad.

22:17Alright, that was Vedant Agarwal,

22:19magician who made the trick disappear.

22:23And we have the final scores.

22:26And it is...

22:270 from me.

22:29Raftaar also given 0.

22:310 and...

22:32Sahil Kaal is 0.1.

22:35Bro, he came to the stage.

22:36So, that's an average of 0, my brother Vedant.

22:38And what did you write?

22:42Let us guess.

22:457.9.

22:47Can we?

22:48Show it to the audience.

22:497.9.

22:51Bro, you'd be a real mentalist if you wrote 0 there.

22:54This is such an easy trick.

22:56Bro, you missed this one.

22:58Yeah, let's go.

23:00That was Vedant Agarwal, bro.

23:02Hello, Samay bro.

23:03Hello, Raftaar bro.

23:04The time has started, bro.

23:05Move aside, kids.

23:08Move aside, kids.

23:10DK.

23:12Move aside, kids.

23:13It's my turn now.

23:14It's too late.

23:15I have to run a lot.

23:17Gather all the teams.

23:18I'm standing alone, that's enough.

23:19I don't like to be in the limelight.

23:20Put the artist in front of me.

23:21Loyalty.

23:23All the boys are dobermans.

23:24This is a fight of words.

23:26The fighter is a chopper.

23:27Hold the collar.

23:28The boy is an artist.

23:29Come on, dream checker.

23:30I'll send you to the hospital.

23:32Chakka Jam.

23:33Your house will be destroyed in my name.

23:35If I open my mouth, God will give me a hand.

23:37Don't touch me.

23:38Don't let go of my hand.

23:40Your house will be destroyed.

23:42Chakka Jam.

23:43Your house will be destroyed in my name.

23:45If I open my mouth, God will give me a hand.

23:47Don't touch me.

23:48Don't let go of my hand.

23:50Your house will be destroyed.

23:51Because...

23:52Chakka Jam.

23:53I've pushed a lot in my life.

23:54That's why I've become a big name.

23:56Because of you, I've been thrown into a mess.

23:58I'll never leave you.

23:59I was a dead body.

24:00Don't order me.

24:01I was a counter.

24:02You know that I was a chess piece.

24:03I was a chess piece.

24:04I was a fool from the start.

24:05I became a noob because I was helpless.

24:06It's not necessary to tell you this.

24:07I was helpless because I kept my hands in the card.

24:09I didn't say anything.

24:10I already...

24:11It will happen again.

24:12It will happen again.

24:13Chakka Jam.

24:14Your house will be destroyed in my name.

24:16If I open my mouth, God will give me a hand.

24:18Don't touch me.

24:19Don't let go of my hand.

24:21I kept my hands in the card.

24:22It will happen again.

24:23Chakka Jam.

24:24Your house will be destroyed in my name.

24:26If I open my mouth, God will give me a hand.

24:28Don't touch me.

24:29Don't let go of my hand.

24:30I kept my hands in the card.

24:32It will happen again.

24:33Chakka Jam.

24:34Wow.

24:35Wow.

24:36Wow.

24:37Wow.

24:38Wow.

24:39Wow.

24:40Wow.

24:41Wow.

24:42Wow.

24:43No.

24:44No.

24:45No.

24:46Wow.

24:47Wow.

24:48What a performance, bro.

24:49It will happen again.

24:50Bro.

24:52Wow.

24:53What an energy.

24:54The way you walked,

24:55I did not know,

24:56expect so much energy.

24:57You were applauded well in the first entry.

24:58No one came like that.

24:59Bro,

25:00that was really, really

25:01f**king fire, bro.

25:02Bro, DK4 Music was there.

25:03I had texted you.

25:04On whom?

25:05That I am not getting an audition to perform.

25:07So what did I say?

25:08That do it next time.

25:11Bro,

25:12explain to these three

25:13what happened yesterday

25:14and how did you meet?

25:15So,

25:16yesterday,

25:17I was not selected.

25:19To perform here today.

25:20And then Balraj sir,

25:21gave me the audition.

25:22Who is that f**ker?

25:24He did not select you.

25:26You gave me the audition.

25:28So who did not select you?

25:29The tall one.

25:31I will do a round of applause for him.

25:33It will happen.

25:34It will happen.

25:35Tata Jam.

25:37So yesterday,

25:38I met Balraj sir downstairs.

25:39And I told him that

25:40I have videos.

25:41There was no beat here.

25:42So once,

25:43please performance,

25:44watch my video.

25:45He said,

25:46you come.

25:47And I will see you

25:48Wow.

25:50Bro,

25:51my latent is in

25:52finding talent.

25:54That's my latent.

25:55Wow.

25:56Tell me this,

25:57whatever you sang,

25:58is that a song that is out

25:59or it just got released?

26:00It just got released

26:01the day before yesterday.

26:02Share it bro.

26:03Tell us where to go

26:04and what to watch.

26:05On YouTube,

26:06write Dishank Garuda Rap.

26:07It will come.

26:08It is also available on Spotify.

26:09It is also available on Spotify.

26:10DK Chakka Jam.

26:11And the rest

26:12is on all streaming platforms.

26:13I will tell you why I am happy.

26:14I said,

26:15there is at least one good rapper

26:16from Pune in Habitat today.

26:19No, no, no.

26:20No, no, no.

26:21I am from Delhi.

26:22I am from Delhi.

26:23Okay.

26:24But you live in Pune.

26:25I am doing BTech there.

26:26Context is that

26:27even Sahil Kale

26:28is a rapper from Pune,

26:29by the way.

26:30From Pune.

26:31He understood the responses

26:32which he was telling

26:33after insulting us.

26:34But he is a very,

26:35you know,

26:36a good man of the heart.

26:37Yes.

26:38He is trying hard.

26:39Now let's see.

26:40It's time for voting.

26:41So I have given a 10 on 10.

26:42Raftaar has given a 10 on 10.

26:44Balraj bhai.

26:45What does it mean?

26:46Being real.

26:488.9.

26:50And here

26:51Sahil Kale has given

26:529.2.

26:530.8 for jealousy.

26:55Sahil Kale has given

26:56a point for jealousy.

26:57It's a 9.5.

26:58And let's see.

27:02Close.

27:03That was close

27:04by one point.

27:05You know,

27:06I wish I had given you

27:07two less marks.

27:08No, no.

27:09Such a talented person

27:10and his underestimation

27:11will go to the donkey.

27:12Bhai,

27:13give him a hug.

27:14You are really talented, bro.

27:15I didn't know

27:16he will go to the donkey.

27:17Come on.

27:18Because you underestimated

27:19yourself for the first time.

27:20You will go and hug him.

27:22Bhai,

27:23did you call me last night?

27:25Not last night.

27:26I called you 2-3 days ago.

27:27Bhai, I was sleeping.

27:28He woke me up.

27:29No, no, no.

27:30I called you in the afternoon.

27:31I was sleeping in the afternoon.

27:32Sorry, sorry.

27:33I will sleep whenever I want.

27:35For now,

27:36you will have to sit on the donkey.

27:37Let's go, my brother.

27:38Bye.

27:42Up next,

27:43we have a very interesting duo.

27:44It's called Twins.

27:45Stand-up comedy tag team.

27:47Hello, we are Twins.

27:48And today,

27:49I would like to start with a poem.

27:50That she came with her tresses fluttering

27:52and got lost in my love.

27:54She came with her tresses fluttering

27:56and got lost in my love.

27:58The love was so deep

27:59that she slept with my brother.

28:03By the way, we are twins.

28:04And in the society,

28:05there are a lot of misconceptions

28:06about twins.

28:07Like people think it's a crime.

28:08He must be thinking the same thing.

28:09He must be saying the same thing.

28:11You tell me, madam.

28:12Is this possible?

28:13Two people

28:14can't say the same thing

28:15at the same time.

28:17And with us twins,

28:18there are weird incidents.

28:20For example,

28:21a small kid

28:22was running in D-Mart

28:23and grabbed our hands.

28:24He said,

28:25Papa,

28:26buy one, get one free.

28:27We are meeting here.

28:30And do you know

28:31what the biggest problem

28:32of being twins is?

28:33After fighting with my girlfriend,

28:34I can't even say this.

28:35Go and find her.

28:36You won't find

28:37anyone else like me.

28:42By the way,

28:43there are no disadvantages.

28:44There are benefits too.

28:45For example,

28:46we took the same gym membership.

28:48He goes in the morning.

28:49I go in the evening.

28:51We don't even have a mirror at home.

28:52We look at each other

28:53and do our work.

28:55Make some noise for twins.

28:58But that was a really nice...

28:59You had some very good jokes there.

29:00Actually,

29:01we came here to dance.

29:03So,

29:04there wasn't enough space.

29:05So, we said,

29:06let's do stand-up.

29:07You are multi-talented.

29:08They consider

29:09dancing on skates

29:10to be a better art form

29:11than stand-up.

29:12So, we came here to dance

29:13and then we dropped down.

29:14At least,

29:15they didn't drop down to poetry.

29:18But it was really funny.

29:19And what you said about stand-up,

29:20have you ever been

29:21in your life?

29:22Sometimes.

29:23You must have a girlfriend.

29:24Yes.

29:25Does she get confused

29:26or does she understand?

29:27She doesn't tell me.

29:31They are very lazy.

29:32They are lazy.

29:33Are you both

29:34the same from head to toe?

29:35Yes.

29:36You can try.

29:37I can try.

29:40After the show.

29:42One of the twins

29:43is illiterate.

29:44He is like this.

29:45Both are illiterate.

29:48I want to know

29:49who is the elder

29:50and who is the younger.

29:51How long is the difference?

29:524 minutes and 40 seconds.

29:53What were you doing

29:54for 4 minutes?

29:56I will have to ask my dad.

29:57It was very good.

29:58Really funny.

29:59And congratulations.

30:00Now, it's time for votes.

30:01I have given

30:029.5.

30:03Coming from Samay,

30:04that's rich.

30:05For Rafza, it's 10.

30:07Balraj also 10.

30:08And Sahil Kale,

30:109.

30:11That makes

30:12an average of

30:139.69.

30:17But I guess

30:18whenever you are free,

30:19please come to Habitat.

30:20Keep performing.

30:21We do not have

30:22something like this

30:23in the country right now.

30:24I think you can be

30:25the first people

30:26and you will kill it.

30:27Both of you.

30:28Even if one does it,

30:29it will look like

30:30both have done it.

30:41I feel the breeze

30:43drifting on by

30:45You know how I feel

30:48It's a new dawn

30:50It's a new day

30:52It's a new life

30:54for me

30:57And I'm feeling

30:59good

31:04Yeah

31:11Stars when you shine

31:13You know how I feel

31:16Scent of the pine

31:19You know how I feel

31:21Freedom is mine

31:23And I know how I feel

31:26It's a new dawn

31:27It's a new day

31:28It's a new life

31:31It's a new dawn

31:32It's a new day

31:33It's a new life

31:35It's a new dawn

31:37It's a new day

31:38It's a new life

31:39It's a new life

31:40for me

31:44And I'm feeling

31:49good

31:51There you go.

31:52That's time.

31:53Let's go.

31:55Goosebumps.

31:56Goosebumps, bro.

31:57Oh my God.

31:58I thought we were going to be

31:59pushed off of stage.

32:00I was so scared.

32:01Yo, why do you need to tell people

32:02that you're a graphic designer?

32:03Yeah, and why do you need

32:04that guitarist behind you?

32:06Yeah, seriously, man.

32:08Bro, you guys were

32:09really, really good.

32:10I mean, you were really good.

32:13You would say the same about him

32:14if he was in a dress too, right?

32:15Oh, no, no.

32:16I'm not flirting.

32:19I already have a boyfriend, guys.

32:20She has to tell people

32:21she's a graphic designer

32:22so that people don't think

32:23she's jobless.

32:24Yes.

32:25What is this about?

32:26So, basically, every time

32:27someone's asked me

32:28like, what do you do?

32:29And I say I'm a musician.

32:30So, they always ask me

32:31what else do you do?

32:32Like, full-time.

32:33Which is something like...

32:34Just respond by saying

32:35minding my own fucking business.

32:36I'll do that next time.

32:38So, what do you do?

32:44I can't say that to him.

32:45No way.

32:46Oh, you can say that to him.

32:47What do you do?

32:48Genuine.

32:51I sing.

32:52But how do you...

32:53What do you do full-time?

32:55Do you have your own songs

32:56and all that?

32:57I have a couple of originals.

32:58One is going to release this year.

32:59It's called...

33:00Name your channel and everything

33:01right now.

33:02This is the best.

33:03So, my channel is

33:04Simran Ahuja Music.

33:05Also, his channel is

33:06Siddhanth Bhusal.

33:07I don't care about him, man.

33:09Make sure you tag him

33:10and post. We'll find him.

33:12So, yeah.

33:13And my song's coming out this year.

33:14It's called Over Again.

33:15Over Again.

33:16It's about like...

33:17It's just about how

33:18whenever a breakup happens

33:19it's not like

33:20the end of the world.

33:21It doesn't happen in one go.

33:23You're the fourth breakup guy

33:24of the day.

33:25It happens to everyone.

33:26It happens to everyone.

33:27Can't help it.

33:28Not everyone gets divorced.

33:30No.

33:32Divorce is nothing but

33:33a glorified breakup.

33:35You get a certificate

33:36for a breakup.

33:37Certificate for a breakup.

33:38Here you go.

33:39But, yeah.

33:40That's really good.

33:41And you, my brother.

33:42Are you also single?

33:43Yeah.

33:44Yeah, yeah.

33:45You're also single?

33:46Yeah.

33:47Oh, nice.

33:48That's great.

33:49Where did you guys meet?

33:50We met at an open mic.

33:51And I just went in.

33:52And his friend was actually

33:53going to play the guitar for me.

33:54And then he said,

33:55my friend can play.

33:56And I looked at his face

33:57and I was like, no.

33:59And then,

34:00because he looks so shy and quiet,

34:01I was like,

34:02I don't know what he's going to do.

34:03She looked at his face and she was like,

34:04I don't know what he's going to do

34:05off stage.

34:06No, no, no.

34:08And then he killed it on stage,

34:09obviously.

34:10So, four years we've been

34:11performing together.

34:12Oh, let's go.

34:13That's awesome, my brother.

34:14You like her?

34:18He's like my brother.

34:22So, now we have

34:239.5 from me.

34:26Thank you.

34:279 from Raftaar.

34:2910 from Balraj.

34:31And,

34:328.8 from Sahil Khare.

34:35That makes a total of

34:369.3.

34:397.6.

34:42Bro, what is he giving me?

34:43He's giving me lyrics.

34:44He's a professional.

34:45Is he bribing me?

34:46Thank you, bro.

34:47F**k, I'm feeling jealous.

34:51Check.

34:53Let's start the game.

34:54You're white,

34:55even if you don't like it.

34:56But I'm black, alright.

34:57D4 straight to E5.

34:58Risky.

34:59You're going to cut my horse.

35:00Sexy.

35:01Knight F3.

35:02I'll take out the queen on E7.

35:04Don't hit the pawn.

35:05It's just a rook on F4.

35:06Keep it, queen.

35:07Change.

35:08B4.

35:09Attack with the queen.

35:10Bishop B2.

35:11You defend.

35:12Queen B2.

35:13How will you prevent?

35:14Bishop C3.

35:15Blundered it.

35:16Bishop B4.

35:17Straight to the pin.

35:18Queen D2.

35:19Why didn't you cut it?

35:20Come on, hit it.

35:21Bishop C3.

35:22Straight to the pin.

35:23Bishop C3.

35:24Queen C1.

35:25Checkmate.

35:26Easy.

35:27I don't like balls.

35:28I don't have time.

35:29Should I play a bullet?

35:30Should I lose?

35:31I don't have time.

35:32Life is fair.

35:33Should I do this?

35:34Should I salute the supreme leader?

35:35I don't have time.

35:36I don't like small balls.

35:37Should I play a bullet?

35:38Should I lose?

35:39I don't have time.

35:40Life is fair.

35:41Should I do this?

35:42Should I salute the blunder master?

35:44Everyone is talking.

35:45Shut your mouth.

35:46Be quiet.

35:47There are a lot of songs.

35:48Get familiar with my tune.

35:49A little laugh.

35:50Choose your death.

35:51You might be a martyr.

35:52Or my pen.

35:53You might not be able to survive.

35:55You might not be able to survive.

35:56Everyone here has time.

35:58Keep an eye on yourself.

35:59You have to move forward.

36:00You move forward.

36:01I don't have a heart.

36:02Love me with speed.

36:03Poetry from the heart.

36:04My words are like a sword.

36:05You look like a coward.

36:06Your songs are full of lies.

36:07Doppelganger.

36:08Pussy.

36:09You look like a fool.

36:11Yeah.

36:18Alright.

36:19That was Magnus Carlsen.

36:21Make some noise.

36:23You said you don't like small balls.

36:26Suresh Raina.

36:29You like big balls.

36:30I don't like small balls.

36:31I don't like short balls.

36:32Suresh Raina.

36:33You don't like small balls.

36:34Suresh Raina.

36:35I thought it was weird.

36:36I didn't get the reference of this time.

36:37I had to say small balls for him.

36:39For him?

36:40Why did I have to say small balls?

36:42Great.

36:43Great.

36:45You just saw the great ball of Raina.

36:48Great ball of Raina.

36:50Great ball of Raina.

36:52How did you like it?

36:53I mean, sorry.

36:54How did you like it?

36:58Thank God it wasn't the beatboxer.

37:01But you really wrote a lot of bars.

37:03D5, E5.

37:04People didn't understand.

37:05You just wrote for me.

37:06You could have sent me a DM.

37:09You wrote something after this

37:10that you couldn't do.

37:11Say ratatata.

37:14Pokemon flow.

37:15Ratata.

37:16Say ratatata.

37:17Pokemon flow.

37:18See rat again.

37:19Say ratatata.

37:20Pokemon flow.

37:21See rat again.

37:22Say ratatata.

37:23Pokemon flow.

37:24Say ratatata.

37:25Pokemon flow.

37:26See rat again.

37:27Say ratatata.

37:28Pokemon flow.

37:29See rat again.

37:30Evolve B.

37:31Jump.

37:32My homies.

37:33Gotta catch them all.

37:34Even if they are.

37:36Small balls.

37:40That's all I can hear.

37:41I can't hear anything else.

37:42I assume you don't have a girlfriend, right?

37:44What do I say while watching your live?

37:46She left me.

37:47Don't put it on him.

37:50You came from Delhi for this?

37:52Yes.

37:53Oh my God.

37:54You came from Delhi for this?

37:55For you, sir.

37:56Go, show it to him now.

38:00Beatboxer, guys.

38:03Raftaar bhai se mele kaise the?

38:04Saaf.

38:06Alright.

38:07My vote is 8.8.

38:09If you know what I mean.

38:14And Raftaar with a 9.

38:16You know what I mean.

38:19Balraj with a 6.3.

38:21And Sahil Kaale with a 6.9.

38:25I don't know.

38:26And Sahil Kaale with a 6.9.

38:30That makes your average 7.8.

38:57Life changing moment.

39:02Unbelievable.

39:03Alright.

39:04Thank you so much, Vedant Modi.

39:05Congratulations to you.

39:06Toh dosto aise episode mein

39:07humein mile do winners.

39:08Lekin jisne bhi isme participate kiya

39:10mere sahabse they are all winners

39:11for putting themselves out there

39:12in front of so many people.

39:13The only losers are the people

39:15who watch this until the end.

39:17Thank you so much for watching.

39:18Take care.

39:19Bye.

39:26Take care.

39:27See you in the next one.

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