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The Three Badasses Who Want Me Dumped by her cheating, incompetent husband, Angela Lockhart, secretly a billionaire, finds herself in a shocking bachelorette-style setup where her meddling ...
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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:12What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:16Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:21If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:26Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:29What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply
00:00:32it to your penniless self?
00:00:34And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:38Alright, everybody get out!
00:00:41We got an important guest coming!
00:00:45You!
00:00:50You deaf?
00:00:51I said pack up and scram!
00:00:52I paid the staff here already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have
00:00:57to compensate for today's losses.
00:00:59You want to say that again?
00:01:03You know who's visiting today?
00:01:05Ellen freakin' Musk!
00:01:07One of the richest people in the world!
00:01:09Ellen Musk?
00:01:10Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:13Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:17Really?
00:01:18Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market?
00:01:22You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:27Hahaha, coming to see you?
00:01:31Alright, you know what, I'll play your game.
00:01:34If she does this so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:41Deal.
00:01:50Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:53Or else, you're fired.
00:01:57Hmph.
00:02:14Prepare the limo.
00:02:15Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:24Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:26Good, hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:28Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:40Ellen!
00:02:41Uh, I mean, Ms. Musk!
00:02:43Uh, Ellen!
00:02:44Uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:50How's my boss bitch?
00:02:51Kickin' ass, girlfriend!
00:02:53So, how do you, like...
00:02:56She's my boss?
00:02:58Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:07Well?
00:03:12No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss!
00:03:14No, I won't do it again!
00:03:18Alright, that's enough.
00:03:20We're not tyrants here.
00:03:23Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:31You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:34The Runaway Bride.
00:03:37You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker!
00:03:42Who are you?
00:03:45Where is she?
00:03:47Atlanta.
00:03:48And you were right.
00:03:49I'm not going back to Atlanta.
00:03:52Atlanta.
00:03:53And you were right.
00:03:54It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:56My clever bride.
00:03:58I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet.
00:04:07I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:12Dr. Wilson, Devin Sterling's on the move.
00:04:14He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:16Atlanta?
00:04:17The game is afoot.
00:04:18I'm going.
00:04:19Wait, Dr. Wilson.
00:04:20The Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:22He can wait.
00:04:23I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:28Dr. Wilson!
00:04:35Gino Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:38Devin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta!
00:04:41Atlanta!
00:04:43Where is that?
00:04:45Whatever, prepare my warplanes!
00:04:47Those two are going after my fiancee.
00:04:50This is war.
00:05:07I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project, like you asked me to.
00:05:13Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:15This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:18That project is worth billions.
00:05:20He can finally take his company public.
00:05:22But, Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:32Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:37Well, three years ago...
00:05:48You saved me.
00:06:05He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:09I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:15But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:23So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:26I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:31But why work at the flea market?
00:06:34Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:37Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:42Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:46You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:52Where the hell are you?
00:06:54Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:57Get home, stat!
00:06:59It's a big day today!
00:07:01That was...
00:07:03My mother-in-law, Carol, she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:09But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:15You know, she even remembered our 30-year anniversary.
00:07:23Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:27Hi, I'm home!
00:07:29I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:32Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers!
00:07:37Divorce papers?
00:07:39Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:43God! Don't call me Mom again. We're ending that relationship.
00:07:49Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:07:52You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:54You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:07:58I'm below his league?
00:08:00That's right. You are.
00:08:02Jared is signing a $100 billion contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk.
00:08:09And then his company's going public.
00:08:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:14But you? You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:20Jared's like the king in the clouds. And you...
00:08:23You will always just be a pawn, like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:32Dirt on your shoes? But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:37You're delusional. You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:42How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:08:47Resorting to lies is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:51And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:57You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:02Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:05Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:07Enough!
00:09:09Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:13But I am.
00:09:15Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:17Here's $500,000.
00:09:19You'll never make as much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:23Now sign the papers, take a check, and leave.
00:09:26Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:29I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:34Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:37Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:40Fine. Here's another $200,000.
00:09:43$500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:46She's done nothing.
00:09:48Hasn't even contributed to our family.
00:09:50She's done nothing.
00:09:52Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:54She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:57Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:01I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:05You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:10And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench?
00:10:14A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:18What a joke.
00:10:20If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:25And leave.
00:10:28You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:33Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:36I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:39Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:46It's all my work.
00:10:48Baby, we're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:56You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:01So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:05She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:09Fine.
00:11:11I'll sign it.
00:11:13But don't regret it.
00:11:16Regret?
00:11:18Do you know who I am?
00:11:21Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:29Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:34Because he's business partners with Ellen Musk.
00:11:38It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:42You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:46Social stratum matters.
00:11:49Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:52And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:56And you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:01Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:04Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:10You owe me.
00:12:12You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:16You bitch.
00:12:20You hit me.
00:12:24Now sign the papers, take a check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:43I don't need your pity money.
00:12:46We're finished.
00:12:49You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:52Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:55But I would like my ring back.
00:13:06Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:16And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:24Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:28It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:32Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:35Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:38You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:41Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:46Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:53Bigger big shot than Ellen Musk?
00:13:56Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:01Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:03Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:20Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:26Vanderbilt?
00:14:27Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically our employee.
00:14:32Oh, okay. I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:35You're still going to the summit tomorrow? But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:39That's exactly why I'm going.
00:15:02Angela Lockhart, I finally found you.
00:15:07Who is he?
00:15:09That? That's Devin Sterling. He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:19Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:21And he's your fiancé.
00:15:24What? My fiancé?
00:15:28The one and only.
00:15:29So, after running away and leaving me single for three years, have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet, babe?
00:15:47That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:52What is she doing here?
00:15:56You skank. My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:02Divorced?
00:16:04That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be, Mr...
00:16:10Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:16:14So she has to hide her marital status to find another man. Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:20She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:25How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:28Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:31Do you know who I am?
00:16:33They don't know who you are.
00:16:36You hide it well.
00:16:38X-Team!
00:16:40Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:43Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:45Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:16:50You forgot to bring the security team.
00:16:57Mind if I, uh, borrow your men?
00:17:05Toss these ill-mannered apes out!
00:17:08Oh!
00:17:10Toss these ill-mannered apes out!
00:17:13Oh, you bitch! I'll have my son teach you a real lesson!
00:17:23A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:27No.
00:17:28Uh, guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:32You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:38Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:41Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:43Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution. What an honor.
00:17:47I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:50It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:52It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:55It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:56It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:58Congrats. You'll be next.
00:18:00Thank you. But we haven't received the contract yet. We deserve it.
00:18:04Oh, that's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:07Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:10So, thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:14Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:18:16Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:20Yes, I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:24Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:27Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot,
00:18:31we can feast for generations.
00:18:35I'll do my best.
00:18:42Excuse me.
00:18:44Second gentleman.
00:18:46What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:48How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:51Me? A hobo?
00:18:53How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:56You sleep your way in?
00:18:58I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:01Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:04Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:08This is your ex-husband?
00:19:12What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:15Who the hell is this?
00:19:16You were cheating on me?
00:19:29Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:33That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:38They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:41They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:55You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:20:00Get your hands off of her.
00:20:06My lady.
00:20:11My lady.
00:20:22My queen.
00:20:33It's...
00:20:35It's him!
00:20:37He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:39Who are these peasants?
00:20:41These seats are reserved for the Ellen Muskiner special guest.
00:20:46Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:49You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:53Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:55That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:57You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:21:00His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:04This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:07Vanderbilt.
00:21:09The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:14who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:18That lonely Vanderbilt family?
00:21:27Oh, goddammit, a stomachache now?
00:21:34Whatever. Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine.
00:21:39Fuck.
00:21:50How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:53I'm Harvey F. M. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:58I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:22:03And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:07Not with me around.
00:22:09I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:14You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:18You're a fucking delusion, Angela.
00:22:21We've had enough of your games.
00:22:23Security, break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:27Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.
00:22:30Don't worry, you got new money.
00:22:32I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:35Yes, my queen.
00:22:37You're all despicable.
00:22:40An insult to your family names.
00:22:45Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:49Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:52Cut off all business ties.
00:22:55And if you don't,
00:22:57I will take away all of your family's wealth.
00:23:00And power.
00:23:02I knew it.
00:23:04You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:06You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:08How much money did you spend on that getup to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:12You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:16You have nothing.
00:23:18And you will always be nothing.
00:23:20She's a gold digger.
00:23:23Gold digger?
00:23:25Gigolo.
00:23:27Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:29Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:32Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:35They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:43I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:46Security!
00:23:51Security!
00:23:53You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:57And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:59You!
00:24:01Insolent fools.
00:24:03Let me guess.
00:24:05You're that special guest?
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:09Throw them out!
00:24:11And not without some broken bones too.
00:24:19You can back down now.
00:24:24I got this.
00:24:29Oh!
00:24:51What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:54I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:56No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:59Oh my god, we're so screwed!
00:25:10Angela!
00:25:12Don't hurt her!
00:25:14You bitch. I've always been sick of you.
00:25:16You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:18How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:20Boss?
00:25:22Did she say her boss?
00:25:24Miss Musk? That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:26That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:27My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:31Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:34Past the American Revolution?
00:25:36Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:38If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:41That's Lady Lockhart to you. She's royalty.
00:25:44And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:48What the hell did you do?
00:25:50Kneel to me!
00:25:51Oh, your majesty.
00:25:54Welcome to the United States.
00:25:57We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:00Yes, your highness.
00:26:02Is it a queen or prince?
00:26:04It doesn't matter.
00:26:06My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:09Yes, we didn't mean to offend.
00:26:12What are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:14Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:21What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:43She's a badass herself.
00:26:45He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:47You!
00:26:49You told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:52Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:55No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:26:57I worked hard for everything.
00:26:59You worked for everything?
00:27:05Hi, Henry.
00:27:07So, our 30th anniversary is coming up
00:27:10and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:13I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:15I have to...
00:27:16figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project
00:27:18and if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:28You were nothing before me.
00:27:31All your achievements, all your glory.
00:27:34That's all mine.
00:27:36Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:39I can take all of that away.
00:27:42Just like you.
00:27:43All of that away.
00:27:45Just like that.
00:27:47No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:49So that's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:52Oh, and...
00:27:54this antique wedding ring?
00:27:56Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:58It was Queen Victoria's
00:28:00and it's worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:08Oh, no.
00:28:10I gave you back the ring.
00:28:12I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:14No!
00:28:16No, please!
00:28:18No, please take me back, baby!
00:28:20I still love you!
00:28:24Oh, man.
00:28:26Looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:28No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:36God, these two again.
00:28:38Did he say...
00:28:40Is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:42He's an Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:44After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:46each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals.
00:28:49The highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:51Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:53Sorry I'm late, babe.
00:28:55I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:28:57Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:29:02And that there is...
00:29:04That is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:08He's Dr. House's protege!
00:29:10Dr. House?
00:29:11No, that was just a TV show.
00:29:13Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:15Yep, that's me.
00:29:17Son of James House.
00:29:19Dr. House?
00:29:21He's practically my uncle.
00:29:23I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:25So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall
00:29:27somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 15 years.
00:29:29And I'm late because I ran out of gum
00:29:31and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:37Hey, Alan.
00:29:39Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:41Uh, they're all your fiancés.
00:29:43What?
00:29:45Fiancés?
00:29:47Plural?
00:29:49Fiancés?
00:29:51Plural?
00:29:53Watch it, nerds!
00:29:55I'm her fiancé!
00:29:57No, I'm her fiancé!
00:29:59You can both shut up!
00:30:01I'm her fiancé!
00:30:03It's you!
00:30:05It's me!
00:30:06Who the hell is he?
00:30:08I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:09My fiancé.
00:30:11Your father had arranged these engagements years ago
00:30:13but I didn't tell you because you decided
00:30:15to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:17She has three badass fiancés
00:30:20and she marries his dumbass?
00:30:24Whatever.
00:30:26Since you're all here,
00:30:28help me finish him.
00:30:30Since you're all here,
00:30:32help me finish him.
00:30:35At your service!
00:30:37Me too.
00:30:39Oh!
00:30:41Oh!
00:30:43One down, two more to go.
00:30:45She's become queen!
00:30:47Bishop to G4.
00:30:51Ow!
00:30:53What is that?
00:30:55The most germ-infested water in the Nile River.
00:30:58Ah!
00:31:01Rook to A8.
00:31:07Hello?
00:31:09I thought I was king.
00:31:11No, you wish.
00:31:13The king doesn't do anything
00:31:15so Alan can be my king.
00:31:17Oh, fine.
00:31:20Bankrupt to four.
00:31:22It's right this second.
00:31:28I...
00:31:30I've been bankrupt!
00:31:32No!
00:31:34Who is...
00:31:39I've been bankrupt!
00:31:41No!
00:31:43I told you I would remove all of you
00:31:45from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:47Well, guess what?
00:31:49Game over.
00:31:51All right, boys.
00:31:53Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:55Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:57I'm right with you.
00:31:59Wait for me.
00:32:01Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:09Angela!
00:32:13You already have three fiancés?
00:32:15You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:17I...
00:32:19want compensation.
00:32:22You greedy SOB.
00:32:24Who the fuck is that?
00:32:26My ex-husband.
00:32:28Wait, you were married?
00:32:30Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,
00:32:32then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:34More for me.
00:32:36No, no, of course not.
00:32:38Just...
00:32:40Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:42Don't steal my joke.
00:32:44I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:46All the evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:48What?
00:32:50Is there something on my face?
00:32:52Yeah, murderous intent.
00:32:54Let's remarry.
00:32:56Let's remarry.
00:32:58You still don't realize.
00:33:00I only fell in love with you
00:33:02because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:04Sir!
00:33:06It's an emergency!
00:33:08We need to wreck right away!
00:33:10Sir!
00:33:12Sir!
00:33:14Sir!
00:33:16Sir!
00:33:18Sir!
00:33:20Sir!
00:33:22Sir!
00:33:24Sir!
00:33:26Sir!
00:33:28Sir!
00:33:30Sir!
00:33:32Sir!
00:33:34Wait!
00:33:36Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson
00:33:37are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:40Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:43She should be okay now.
00:33:48Hey, you!
00:33:50Watch over here.
00:33:51I'll be right back.
00:34:02You saved me!
00:34:04Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:09Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:12You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:34:17And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:21I fucking hate you.
00:34:24Lady Lockhart!
00:34:26What? What now?
00:34:28Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:33but we're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project.
00:34:37How about us three?
00:34:38Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:42Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:45But...
00:34:47This is your fault, you doofus! We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:34:51No! No!
00:34:54We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:34:58I'll get you for this!
00:35:04I never should have listened to you!
00:35:07I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:23So, what's the situation here?
00:35:26I want to marry you!
00:35:34I want to marry you!
00:35:37Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:41and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:44But what if I told you that we've known each other
00:35:48for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:51Much longer.
00:35:55Angela, your parents would like to have a video call
00:35:59Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:06My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:09Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:11The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:14Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:16I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing,
00:36:20blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:24Can't call his name, but...
00:36:26Anyway, congratulations!
00:36:28I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from
00:36:32to replace him.
00:36:34You must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:36:37Let me do it.
00:36:39You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:42Otherwise...
00:36:44we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:46Mom!
00:36:48Alright, honey, that's it.
00:36:50Bye! Bye!
00:36:53So, who are you going to choose?
00:36:58Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:03Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:08That seems greedy.
00:37:15But I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:19I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:22Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives, too.
00:37:26I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:31Well, okay, no murder, please. I was just kidding.
00:37:37You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:39Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:42I know. We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:46Welcome to the show, The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:37:50Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:55What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:58You'll see.
00:38:07Oh my God! Oh my God! Cockroaches!
00:38:10All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:13And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:18What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single woman,
00:38:23but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:33Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:36It's up to the final two.
00:38:44Ooh!
00:38:50Ooh!
00:39:01Crunchy.
00:39:03That is sick cold.
00:39:05Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:11There are two more left. Want to try one?
00:39:13Oh my God, no! No!
00:39:17Oh my God, save me!
00:39:18Save you? You're going to save me!
00:39:23I'm a German folk doctor. These hands can't get germs on them. They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:40Ooh!
00:39:44Thank God you're here.
00:39:48Are you alright, honey?
00:39:50Angela!
00:39:54Alright, you won the first challenge, so you're a reward.
00:39:57You get to watch over her for the night.
00:40:00Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:02I'm not her scumbag husband. You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:11Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:14At least my girl can get some.
00:40:16I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:21The cockroaches!
00:40:22They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:24There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:27I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:34I need a drink.
00:40:41Whoa, easy! You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:44Oh, why do you care?
00:40:47I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:52You guys were right. I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:40:57You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:03He never even loved me.
00:41:05And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:09Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:17You may not be number one on Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:23What?
00:41:27You're number one here.
00:41:30You're number one here.
00:41:37You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:41Lies.
00:41:44You all just want something from me.
00:41:51Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:57But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:03I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:05I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:12I just need you.
00:42:16I'll prove my love to you within six days, I promise.
00:42:27Screw the contest. I just want love.
00:42:32Angela, you're drunk.
00:42:35I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:45But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:48Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:42:52This is what you want.
00:43:22Nine-inch penis.
00:43:24Morning to you too.
00:43:27You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
00:43:29A girl remembers when she's had a nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:35Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:38But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:41Because then they would...
00:43:43So they wouldn't know?
00:43:45No.
00:43:47But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:50Because then they would...
00:43:52Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:54Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:57I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen,
00:44:00my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:44:04Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:10You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:14Stop.
00:44:17Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:21I won't tell.
00:44:23But only on one condition.
00:44:27I won't tell.
00:44:29But only on one condition.
00:44:32You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:35Fine.
00:44:39I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:43You never noticed me.
00:44:48You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:54It's only 7am. She's still sleeping.
00:44:57I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:58Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:04Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:06Or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:08Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:10What's up, guys?
00:45:12We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:14No cockroaches this time.
00:45:16Yes, no more terrifying things. That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:20This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:22I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:26The second challenge is...
00:45:28A date.
00:45:29Lame. I should have asked for something else.
00:45:31A date?
00:45:33That's it.
00:45:34What's the catch?
00:45:35No catch.
00:45:36Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:39As simple as that.
00:45:40I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first.
00:45:42Okay, who's up first?
00:45:44Me.
00:45:45Saved the best for last.
00:45:47Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:49Then it's decided.
00:45:54Please don't take my BMW away!
00:45:57Too bad. You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:00I have nothing left!
00:46:11That bitch will ruin me!
00:46:16That bitch will ruin me!
00:46:26Do you know Eisenhower, sir?
00:46:28At ease, Lieutenant. This is my lieutenant.
00:46:31He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:33Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:35He's so serious. But hang on.
00:46:38Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:41Baby! I decided to take you here on our first date so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:45Guns? Like murder weapons?
00:46:48Yes. Murder weapons.
00:46:52Like my guns, babe?
00:46:54Pretty rock hard.
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:57Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:46:59Lieutenant! Come close!
00:47:02Wait!
00:47:03What?
00:47:04What?
00:47:05What?
00:47:06What?
00:47:07What?
00:47:08What?
00:47:09What?
00:47:10What?
00:47:11What?
00:47:12What?
00:47:13What?
00:47:14What?
00:47:15What?
00:47:16What?
00:47:17What?
00:47:18What?
00:47:19What?
00:47:20Wait! You're just going to hit him like that? He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:24Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:26Treason? You guys are way too serious.
00:47:30Look, you rock hard bitch! I caught you!
00:47:32If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:35Lieutenant, pincer attack!
00:47:39You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:44I will make you pay!
00:47:48If you don't need to keep beating him up, we can just take him to the cops.
00:47:51I'm not going to try to hurt you.
00:48:09Zoe's a bit violent. Some might call it being protective.
00:48:12Poor anger issues.
00:48:14What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:18Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:22Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:24I don't know if I am.
00:48:27Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:32Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:39Hey, cool ride.
00:48:42A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:45Impressive.
00:48:49Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:52Refreshing.
00:48:54I got cool mint, too.
00:48:56Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:59What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:02Fruit flavored gum. Can't stand those.
00:49:05So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:49:07Let me show you.
00:49:14Dr. Wilson!
00:49:16Oh, my VIP of VIPs!
00:49:19Right this way.
00:49:20VIP of VIPs?
00:49:22Ah, just some other guy I saved. I forget who.
00:49:25You saved a lot of people.
00:49:27I do what I can.
00:49:29Oh, my gosh.
00:49:31It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:35Sandra Miller, what are you doing here?
00:49:38I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:41Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:43and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:48Hello, of you.
00:49:50What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:52Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:54I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high-end,
00:49:57you couldn't even afford, even if you sold your organs.
00:50:01The auction begins.
00:50:03I'll deal with you later.
00:50:06Yeah, I'll just be right inside.
00:50:12Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:17Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:21Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:23Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller, for five million dollars.
00:50:30Excuse me.
00:50:32I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:34It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:37I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:39It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:41What are you doing?
00:50:43Just watch.
00:50:50That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:52Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:55She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:58You work at a flea market?
00:51:00Not this again.
00:51:01Cut the bullshit, that wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:04Oh yeah?
00:51:05Here, you want it? For free.
00:51:07Ew, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:12Well, that's too bad then, because you are the fraud.
00:51:18What are you talking about?
00:51:19Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:21Throw them out!
00:51:23Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine,
00:51:26but we're professionals.
00:51:28Oh yeah?
00:51:29And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:33Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:51:35You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items.
00:51:40Oh, is that so?
00:51:41When a so-called expert failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:46Dear Lord, this is real.
00:51:50It's authentic.
00:51:52It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:57Cameron, what have you found?
00:51:59Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:52:02It's a replica.
00:52:05They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:08So, you are the fraud.
00:52:12You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:15And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:19One-fifty.
00:52:20Wow, not even five dollars.
00:52:23Sandra.
00:52:25You've been duping us the whole time.
00:52:28Arrest her.
00:52:30No, please.
00:52:31It was just this one time.
00:52:33Please.
00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:36Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan.
00:52:40Bye.
00:52:41Block Callista from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:44Bye.
00:52:53I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:55Me too.
00:52:57May I have a kiss?
00:53:00Kiss.
00:53:13Something wrong?
00:53:15Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:22Yep, you never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:30You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:34I don't have any money.
00:53:36How did you pay for this hotel, then?
00:53:39I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:53:46Stop!
00:53:50Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:53Mr. Buffett.
00:53:58This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:01That's right.
00:54:02Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:05I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:54:08I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:54:10No, no, so, sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:13It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:17Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:19It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:22Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:25And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:31Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:34She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:36Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:38We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:41I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago,
00:54:44and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:46It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:50Sure. I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:53I just need...
00:54:54Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:57Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:55:00I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:10I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper, just like you asked me to.
00:55:13Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:17Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:19I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:21That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:23It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:27And if he can't, then what?
00:55:29He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:30So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:34I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:36I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:44I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:48We should celebrate.
00:55:50You did?
00:55:51You see, I know my son hasn't hit him.
00:55:53That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:55:57And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:00Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:05What?
00:56:06You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:09Oh, no, no, no, no. He's not.
00:56:11Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:13You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:17It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:19I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:21I'm telling my dad.
00:56:23Fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:25If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:56:28But if not, you can scram.
00:56:31Dad, Jared is being mean to me. Teach him a lesson.
00:56:35Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:38Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:42Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:44We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:46So do as he says.
00:56:48But, Dad!
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:58I'll be your side piece.
00:57:00Very good. I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:02Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:05I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:10But that tongue action, though. Tongue is important.
00:57:14In more than just one spot.
00:57:16Ellen, we aren't in public.
00:57:18It's true.
00:57:20Oh! Stomachache.
00:57:22Again?
00:57:24I have to run to the bathroom. Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:28Devin's late.
00:57:30Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:33This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:38It's her.
00:57:40And she's alone. With no one to save her.
00:57:44You whore.
00:57:46You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:52Let me tell you.
00:57:54I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:57:58Oh!
00:58:00Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:58:02But you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:04Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:58:06What?
00:58:08Why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit.
00:58:10Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:12You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:14And my son just signed a 100 billion dollar contract.
00:58:18He still got the contract?
00:58:20Hmm.
00:58:22Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:24Even if he does sign it,
00:58:26he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:28Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:30Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:34Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:38You take my charity
00:58:40and toss it in my face
00:58:42as if it's your own.
00:58:44My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:46One thousand dollars to take her away.
00:58:50Two thousand dollars to drag her away.
00:58:52Five thousand dollars to beat her away.
00:58:58Oh, hey!
00:59:00Hey!
00:59:02Ow!
00:59:04You okay?
00:59:06Are you hurt?
00:59:10Weakling.
00:59:12You!
00:59:14You, just a few days ago, you found yourself a boy toy
00:59:16right after getting divorced.
00:59:18And now you have two more?
00:59:20What a whore.
00:59:22What a whore.
00:59:24Yeah, and Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:26What if she has an STD?
00:59:28Oh, like sleeping with a married man
00:59:30wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:32Let's go.
00:59:34We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:36Hang on.
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:40I'll scream!
00:59:42I don't hit women, but I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:46But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:48Oh, God.
00:59:50He is a murderer.
00:59:52What if he murders me?
00:59:54Not him. Definitely not him.
01:00:00We're not afraid of you.
01:00:02That's enough.
01:00:04This isn't a war zone.
01:00:06You'll be removed from being a five-star general
01:00:08if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:10I was just messing with them.
01:00:12Was he, though?
01:00:14We're not afraid of you.
01:00:16Jared, you have to avenge us.
01:00:18Look at this slut.
01:00:20She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:22She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
01:00:24Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:26I apologize for this scene.
01:00:28I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately
01:00:30so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:32Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:34Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:36The potty crashes.
01:00:40You have any idea who that is?
01:00:42That's my wife.
01:00:44You sound like a real skank over there.
01:00:46That's right. Know your place.
01:00:48Shut up.
01:00:50She's cheating on you.
01:00:52Know your place.
01:00:54You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:00:56Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:58This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:00You slap her for this whore?
01:01:02Mom!
01:01:04I really think there's something, huh?
01:01:06Angela's an heiress to a family
01:01:08whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:10She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:12I only got the Maple Closet Project
01:01:14because she gave it to me.
01:01:16What?
01:01:18You apologize right now
01:01:20or I will kick you and your father
01:01:22to the curb.
01:01:24Uh...
01:01:26Uh...
01:01:28I'm sorry.
01:01:30No.
01:01:32This can't be.
01:01:34I made you divorce...
01:01:38Go home.
01:01:40You're not suited to come with me
01:01:42to my celebration banquet.
01:01:48I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:52Honey, I know you came here
01:01:54to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:56I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:58I didn't come here for you.
01:02:00I'm...
01:02:02on a date.
01:02:04A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:06She really is a whore.
01:02:08Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:10I really do love you.
01:02:14Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:18Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:22Yeah, yeah, we already know
01:02:24you beat Ford to effort.
01:02:26We're too old for that.
01:02:28They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:30Please, you gave me the contract
01:02:32so if anyone should go
01:02:34as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:36Please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:38We'll all be one happy
01:02:40business family again.
01:02:42What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:44Where were you?
01:02:46Stomach issues.
01:02:48Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:52Let me make myself
01:02:54clear, okay?
01:02:56I would rather die
01:02:58than be with you again.
01:03:00Seems that they're not actually
01:03:02on good terms.
01:03:04I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:06Otherwise, they'll cut me off too.
01:03:08Angela, I know you're still mad, but please
01:03:10give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.
01:03:12You want a chance?
01:03:14Angela, no. You have three
01:03:16great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:18Don't take him back.
01:03:20I'll give you two choices.
01:03:24I'll give you two choices.
01:03:28Me, or the contract.
01:03:30You're kidding me.
01:03:32No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:34If you choose me,
01:03:36we can remarry this week.
01:03:38But,
01:03:40you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:03:42The choice is all yours.
01:03:44That's a choice.
01:03:46You think so?
01:03:48He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract
01:03:50that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:52Either way, he benefits.
01:03:54Why can't I have both?
01:03:56You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:58Angela, I saved you in the pool.
01:04:00Remember? I deserve the contract.
01:04:02Did you really?
01:04:08Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:10He didn't
01:04:12save her at the pool.
01:04:14What are you talking about?
01:04:16I choose the contract.
01:04:18I knew it.
01:04:20You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:22With this contract,
01:04:24my company's earning potential
01:04:26is limitless. Angela Lockhart,
01:04:28you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:30I will get you one day.
01:04:32Let me show you something.
01:04:46You saved me.
01:04:52You saved me.
01:04:54I'm sorry.
01:04:56Those lies led to you wasting
01:04:58three years of your life.
01:05:00But I promise you,
01:05:02I'm going to make it up to you
01:05:04with the rest of our lives.
01:05:06No, I wasn't lying.
01:05:08I just can't remember
01:05:10exactly what happened that day.
01:05:18Does that mean
01:05:20we both each saved her once?
01:05:22What? Me?
01:05:24Dr. Wilson?
01:05:26Losing at saving people?
01:05:28No way.
01:05:30You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:32You're crazy.
01:05:34And actually,
01:05:36they've all been doing horrible shit
01:05:38behind your back.
01:05:40What?
01:05:42Mr. Sterling had me investigate
01:05:44their company's dealings.
01:05:46Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:48Put it simply,
01:05:50they've been stealing from you.
01:05:52I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:54Ms. Lockhart,
01:05:56I'm so sorry.
01:05:58I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:00No, it's not your fault.
01:06:02They're just too slick.
01:06:04You like me to punish them for you?
01:06:06Oh, God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:06:08Max,
01:06:10you know what to do.
01:06:22The banks have pulled
01:06:24all of our funds.
01:06:26All business ties have been severed.
01:06:28We're bankrupt!
01:06:34How did you do that?
01:06:36Who are you?
01:06:38And don't say Spider-Man.
01:06:40I'll tell you
01:06:42who I am.
01:06:44I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:48I am
01:06:50Crypto Punk No. 2.
01:06:52What did he say he was?
01:06:54That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:56You're Crypto Punk No. 2?
01:06:58Well,
01:07:00I'm Crypto Punk No. 1.
01:07:02See? You are No. 1 at something.
01:07:04The most expensive NFT collection
01:07:06in the world.
01:07:08Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:10It's all about young money now.
01:07:12So, how about our date?
01:07:20I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:07:22I'll spy too.
01:07:36They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:38I still have
01:07:40the $100 billion project.
01:07:42Yes!
01:07:44I'm rich!
01:07:46I think I'll make them all pay soon!
01:07:50What?
01:07:54Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:56The Maple Plaza contract requires us
01:07:58to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:00Otherwise, it's a breach of contract
01:08:02and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:04No!
01:08:06I'm bankrupt!
01:08:10You tricked me!
01:08:16Oh,
01:08:18allow me.
01:08:22I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:24I had to get some very important materials
01:08:28for our special date.
01:08:30Well, cheers.
01:08:32Cheers.
01:08:42This looks good.
01:08:48Spices?
01:08:50I know your ex-in-law's never appreciated you.
01:08:54You can have all the money
01:08:56and power in the world
01:08:58and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:02I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:08Angela,
01:09:10your future
01:09:12with me
01:09:14is going to be different.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:18Up the stairs.
01:09:36Mom,
01:09:38Devin,
01:09:40I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on
01:09:42these past few years
01:09:44because of some silly mistake.
01:09:46Angela,
01:09:48I've known and loved you
01:09:50for three whole years.
01:09:52Actually, I've also loved you
01:09:54for three years.
01:09:56That's right.
01:09:58I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:10:00How is all of this possible?
01:10:02I didn't meet any of you
01:10:04until recently.
01:10:06Well, actually, maybe Devin,
01:10:08but...
01:10:10I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:12You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:16Despite who you were,
01:10:18you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:22Are you trying
01:10:24to get hired at Fortune 500
01:10:26in a suit like that?
01:10:30All you do is babble
01:10:32on and on about
01:10:34Internet money, Bitcoin,
01:10:36and shit like that.
01:10:38Are you trying to steal
01:10:40my spot?
01:10:42I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:44Hey!
01:10:46Get away from him!
01:10:48Angela!
01:10:50Fight the girl.
01:10:52I like her.
01:11:02How is he?
01:11:04It's a rare poison
01:11:06made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:11:08Osh to go, salt to eat.
01:11:10Can it be cured?
01:11:12I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:14It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found
01:11:16in any developed country.
01:11:18Household salt.
01:11:26I like her.
01:11:28There you go.
01:11:30Time is up.
01:11:34Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:38I like her.
01:11:44I like her.
01:11:46We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:48So, that's how
01:11:50I, well, we
01:11:52all met.
01:11:54I barely remember.
01:11:56I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:58Matthew Richards,
01:12:00the guy who poisoned me,
01:12:02attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:04You wouldn't have known.
01:12:06That makes you feel even better.
01:12:08Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:10Angela, your seven days
01:12:12is almost up.
01:12:14Now that you know they all loved and fought for you
01:12:16for three years,
01:12:18who will you pick?
01:12:24How couldn't it be?
01:12:26Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:32Kaylee, we've
01:12:34gone bankrupt.
01:12:36Bankrupt?
01:12:38The Vanderbilts have gone bankrupt?
01:12:40Well then,
01:12:42get out of here.
01:12:44You can't do this to me.
01:12:48Jared! Mom, it's me.
01:12:50What happened?
01:12:52Jared, I have
01:12:54carefully reconsidered.
01:12:56Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:58You should get back with your wife.
01:13:00We're bankrupt. What?
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:04Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We're here to
01:13:10propose to your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:14What?
01:13:18What kind of an
01:13:20asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:26Who will you pick?
01:13:28I...
01:13:32I...
01:13:34I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:36Fried chicken?
01:13:38Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:40Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta
01:13:42for three months.
01:13:44Sucking up last minute!
01:13:46At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:48Hey, stop. Stop.
01:13:50Welcome back
01:13:52to The Bachelorette.
01:13:54I mean, the three badasses
01:13:56who want me. I mean,
01:13:58Angela Lockhart,
01:14:00you know what I mean.
01:14:02Today, our heiress bachelorette
01:14:04will choose which one
01:14:06of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:08Will it be
01:14:10Shane, the doctor?
01:14:12Cole,
01:14:14the general?
01:14:16Or Devin,
01:14:18the CEO?
01:14:22Uh, looks like our bachelorette
01:14:24may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:26Oh, the suspense is
01:14:28killing me.
01:14:30But when she does, she will take
01:14:32this eternal rose, made from glass
01:14:34imported from Venice, and give it
01:14:36to our winner,
01:14:38Angela.
01:14:40Angela.
01:14:42Oh, I...
01:14:46I need more time to think.
01:14:52While our bachelorette takes
01:14:54a little time to decide,
01:14:56why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:58Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:00Let's start with Cole.
01:15:02Cole.
01:15:08There's not much to say.
01:15:10Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:12who has huge biceps,
01:15:14a massive chest,
01:15:16who would protect their
01:15:18wife?
01:15:20Okay, thank you.
01:15:22Uh, Shane?
01:15:26Muscles, money,
01:15:28they won't get you so far.
01:15:30But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:32that has more than one way to keep
01:15:34a lady happy, if you know what I mean.
01:15:38Okay.
01:15:40I think we do. And Devin?
01:15:44That was quite disgusting.
01:15:48I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:50I know she's going under a lot of
01:15:52stress right now, a lot of choices to make.
01:15:54And she's my queen.
01:15:56I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:58And one more thing.
01:16:00What kind of a doctor
01:16:02brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:04That's a good point.
01:16:06It's bad for her heart.
01:16:08And then you!
01:16:10What?
01:16:12You know what they say about military men.
01:16:14They beat their wives.
01:16:20Enough!
01:16:22Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey! Break it up!
01:16:36Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:52Cut to commercial!
01:16:56This is the hardest decision
01:16:58I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:17:02Who do I choose?
01:17:10Angela's marrying me!
01:17:12You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:14Oh yeah?
01:17:16I may be a doctor, but like I said,
01:17:18I know and possess the deadliest
01:17:20poisons in the world.
01:17:24What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:26Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:28I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:30I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:32Don't forget about me.
01:17:34It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:38These stupid profile cards
01:17:40don't make any sense.
01:17:42They do not help.
01:17:44Who made these?
01:17:50Who?
01:18:04It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:10I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:12And I have the power of
01:18:14telekinesis!
01:18:20Telekinesis!
01:18:30We may have to work together
01:18:32to take him down.
01:18:44This battle within our heads is the most intense
01:18:46I've ever experienced.
01:18:48I may not be able to take them both down
01:18:50if they decide to team up.
01:18:52Winter Man or Cool Man?
01:18:58You know,
01:19:00I've always really liked your hair.
01:19:02Really?
01:19:04I'm actually pretty self-conscious
01:19:06about it.
01:19:08So I appreciate that.
01:19:10And you know,
01:19:12I've always really liked
01:19:14the way you talk.
01:19:16Really?
01:19:20What do you got for me?
01:19:22I've always really liked
01:19:24the way you chew gum.
01:19:26It's fresh, right?
01:19:30You're actually
01:19:32a really good doctor.
01:19:34You need me to look at you?
01:19:36I got you.
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:40Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:42It was Jerry Cooper!
01:19:44That fucker!
01:19:46We have to find her.
01:19:48Her ring. Her dad installed a GPS
01:19:50tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:19:52Well, let's go then!
01:19:54My phone! My fiancé!
01:19:56My fiancé!
01:20:02Jared...
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:08You destroyed me.
01:20:10I took everything.
01:20:12What?
01:20:14I have nothing left.
01:20:16It's not my fault
01:20:18you're too greedy.
01:20:20Is it greedy to have sex with my wife?
01:20:22What?
01:20:24I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:26Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:28You wouldn't take me back now,
01:20:30not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:32This is illegal!
01:20:34You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:36You won't have me arrested.
01:20:38You will take me back.
01:20:42Come on, bitch.
01:20:44I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:54You will be begging me
01:20:56to fuck you soon.
01:20:58Hey!
01:21:00Angela!
01:21:02Come back!
01:21:05It's too late!
01:21:07I drugged her.
01:21:09She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:11Oh yeah? Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:13He really does have everything in his coat.
01:21:15Everything except for...
01:21:17Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum. We get it already.
01:21:19Just save my boss!
01:21:21Here you go.
01:21:27You're all good now.
01:21:29Oh, thank God.
01:21:31But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:33What? What are you going to do to me?
01:21:35Hey, stop! No!
01:21:39Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:46Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:48Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:57So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:59You've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding?
01:22:02The Prince of Bhutan?
01:22:04And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:13Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:15The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:17We're down to the wire.
01:22:19Literally. The wedding day.
01:22:21But who's the groom?
01:22:33Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:35The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:37But who's the groom?
01:22:42Seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:22:46Any input from the parents?
01:22:48Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:52This is exciting.
01:22:54Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:56Let me think.
01:22:58I like the doctor. He's cute.
01:23:03But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:07And we can't forget about Devon Sterling,
01:23:09the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:11Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:13Angela.
01:23:20You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:26And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:30But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:33And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:39And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:47I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:50Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:23:54I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:23:56They've all proven their undying love.
01:23:59So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:02Literally.
01:24:05Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:24:09general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:13Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird,
01:24:18Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:22And last but not least,
01:24:24could it be the richest man of them all,
01:24:27the man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:24:30Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:24:34Who would it be?
01:24:36Could it be the richest man of them all,
01:24:38the man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:24:41Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:24:45Gentlemen.
01:24:47It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:50May the best man win.
01:24:52May the best man win.
01:24:55Drum roll, please.
01:25:07Daringly, Ricky.
01:25:16I choose...
01:25:26I need a powerful, strong man
01:25:28in my village to feel like he can protect me.
01:25:31I need a powerful, strong man
01:25:33in my village to feel like he can protect me.
01:25:38Who could resist those guns?
01:25:42Could I interest you in an NFD, Ellen?
01:25:44Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:25:46Who could resist those guns?
01:25:57Shane, it's you.
01:25:59I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:01You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:05It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:08Ellen, be my new queen.
01:26:10I hope we can go together.
01:26:12Guns, babe.
01:26:14Guns, babe.
01:26:25It's always been you.
01:26:35I'll always love you.
01:26:39Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:42Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:44Have you seen my murdering weapons?
01:26:46I need fruit-flavored gum for you.