• 3 months ago
Will they? Won't they? Should they?

An agnostic podcast host and an unconventional rabbi on the rebound walk into a party. When they walk out — together — the unlikely pair, Joanne (Kristen Bell) and Noah (Adam Brody), can tell there is something between them. But also potentially between them, with their differing outlooks on life, all of the modern obstacles to love, and their sometimes well-meaning, sometimes sabotaging families — including her sister Morgan (Justine Lupe) and his brother Sasha (Timothy Simons). From creator Erin Foster, Nobody Wants This debuts September 26, only on Netflix.

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00:00We've done this podcast for like 119 episodes and this story you're telling, it just sounds like very familiar.
00:06Alright, I could make healthier relationship choices.
00:09Mm-hmm.
00:11Hi everyone, I'm Joanne.
00:12I'm Noah.
00:13Did you know there's a rabbi here?
00:15No shit.
00:16Yeah.
00:17Where?
00:18He has a beard and he was definitely judging me.
00:19Sounds like a rabbi.
00:22Who's your friend?
00:23There's not a Jewish bone in her body.
00:26Unless you put one in her.
00:29You're the rabbi?
00:30It's hot, right?
00:37The big news is Joanne has a new man in her life.
00:39Okay, but we're not using names.
00:40So let's just call him the prophet.
00:43Message from Morgan.
00:44He's cuter than I expected.
00:46The brother is brutal.
00:47What are you doing to me?
00:48Drowning emoji.
00:49Okay, that's not...
00:50Vomit emoji.
00:51Unplug the phone.
00:52I'm so sorry about my sister with whom I have since cut ties.
00:59Who the hell is that?
01:03It's not us.
01:04It's not?
01:05No.
01:07Well, you have to admit you guys are a weird pair.
01:09Women are meant to experience big old orgasms.
01:14He's responsible, kind, and you...
01:17I'm not a bad person.
01:18Tattoos, thick neck, light criminal record.
01:20That's like way more your type.
01:22We love fun, but do we end up with fun?
01:25Yeah, have you met Esther?
01:26Have you met Esther?
01:28She's not fun.
01:29That's why I married her.
01:30Are you serious right now?
01:32She'll burn out, and then she'll take a long nap.
01:34She's like a puppy.
01:35Now you're out here with whore number one and whore number two?
01:38I hope I'm whore number one.
01:42Are you dating a hot rabbi?
01:43We definitely are a we.
01:45I just heard him introduce you as his friend.
01:47Yeah, totally.
01:51You gonna turn your whole life upside down for this girl?
01:53You're never gonna end up with my son.
01:57I told you, I was trying to stay away from Messi.
02:02And then we walked down the street, and he said...
02:05Hand me your ice cream.
02:07Okay, and did you do what you were told?
02:09I mean, obviously.
02:10Yes, chef.
02:16I mean, is there a world where this works?
02:27Yeah.
02:28Oh, wow.
02:29Yeah, buckle up.
02:30Oh, I can't.
02:31Rabbi Rafa.
02:32Hi.
02:39You called me your friend in front of the teens,
02:42whose opinion I care about most.
02:44That was so sus.
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