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00:00I'll tell you about this funny joke. There's three guys, three young men, they wanted this same girl.
00:07This girl was very pious and good and everybody wanted her. And then these three boys, and her
00:11father was so religious, says, the ones who know the most Qur'an can take my daughter.
00:17So the first one comes up and the father goes to him, what's your name?
00:21He goes, my name is Yusuf. He said, recite all of Surah Yusuf to me.
00:27He goes, oh, recite it, let me see. He starts reciting. All the way, he makes mistakes,
00:34he's sweating. He goes, okay, I've got no hope, maybe. He goes, all right, let me see the other
00:39guy. The other guy comes and goes, what's your name? He goes, Yassin. Recite Surah Yassin.
00:46He recites Surah Yassin, makes a lot of mistakes. The third guy's sweating and he's shivering.
00:50Comes up and goes, what's your name? He goes, my name is Kulluallahu Ahad.
00:59Anyway, just...