Fifty Fifty (1990) Action Adventure Comedy
Jake (peter Weller ) and Sam ( Robert Hayes) , two mercenaries, are hired by the CIA to overthrow a South East Asian dictator. But, first they have to learn to get along with each other.
Transcript
00:00:30Here it is, Tengara, which puts us right about here.
00:00:57My first choice is still Potpournoi. It's a busy commercial harbour. No one would expect
00:01:02us to land there. That's the advantage. The disadvantage is,
00:01:04it's a busy commercial harbour. We're offloading three dozen armed gorillas.
00:01:09Nobody's going to think we're there to pick papayas.
00:01:10That leaves the Bay of Sapphards. And with the Bay of Serpents, we could have
00:01:14problems with the tide. In the water, sharks. On the shore, snakes.
00:01:20Snakes? I didn't get his name for nothing.
00:01:23Beyond the shore, jungle. Heavy jungle. I don't know. They're also hazardous.
00:01:34War is hazardous. Then what do we choose?
00:01:38The Bay of Serpents. Yes. Of course. Only a fool would expect an
00:01:44assault on the island's most treacherous spot. Or a tactical genius.
00:01:49Since Tengara doesn't have one of those... Good.
00:01:54There's one more thing you're forgetting, Colonel Sang.
00:02:11Okay, let's go, Colonel. I'll stay aboard the ship until the beach is
00:02:15secure. But what's to secure?
00:02:17We land, we hack our way through the jungle, storm the palace, and grab General Bosavi.
00:02:20But if anything happens to me, the cause is lost. Besides, there are snakes.
00:02:25But you... When it's safe, send back one of the inflatables
00:02:27to bring me ashore. Until then, long live Tengara.
00:02:32Hip hip gas.
00:02:47Hip hip gas.
00:03:18Look, there's a catfish. Catfish.
00:03:31Hey!
00:03:36Terrific. Boat loaded trunks on a lagoon floor.
00:03:47A handful of sharks fighting for an asshole who's afraid of snakes.
00:04:17Okay, come on, you turkeys, it's gonna be a walk in the park.
00:04:26What does it mean, a walk in the park, in French?
00:04:29Uh, that's American for...
00:04:33Oh, shit.
00:04:44Oh, shit.
00:04:48Hey! Put him down! Put him down!
00:04:58Oh, fuck this!
00:05:04Pumping metal!
00:05:11Oh, shit.
00:05:18Fuck!
00:05:23Oh, shit!
00:05:35Finn! Finn, you son of a bitch, get your ass back here!
00:05:47Oh, shit.
00:05:55It's the last time I'm ever gonna do this.
00:05:57How do I get myself out of here?
00:05:59Wait, where's my helmet?
00:06:08Finn, you son of a bitch, I should have done better than work for you!
00:06:13Shit.
00:06:15I should have done fucking better.
00:06:17Fucking...
00:06:21The tube.
00:06:28How do I get myself...
00:06:38What the fuck?
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:57Oh, great.
00:07:12Oh, shit.
00:07:42Shit.
00:08:12Come on.
00:08:30He's an enemy of the state. Shoot him.
00:08:32No, Colonel Singh was the enemy of the state.
00:08:34This guy's just a flunky. Maybe we could use him.
00:08:37How?
00:08:39Look, Colonel Kota, somebody just tried to toss your government.
00:08:42Maybe Singh was acting alone, maybe he wasn't.
00:08:44But this is the man who could tell us.
00:08:46What makes you think he will?
00:08:48These guys are all alike. Money talks.
00:08:50Then when we don't need him, then we shoot him.
00:08:53How much would this guy cost him?
00:08:56Four thousand ought to do it.
00:08:59All right, but not a cent more.
00:09:04So, name?
00:09:06Lee, Robert E., Chief of Staff, Confederate States of America, retired.
00:09:11Answer the man, cheese face.
00:09:18French, Sam H., 1st Battalion, 7th Brigade, 101st Air Cav,
00:09:21most recently with Colonel Singh, sir,
00:09:23in an unsuccessful assault on the Bay of Serpents.
00:09:25Please, sir, don't shoot me. Please. I'll tell you everything I can.
00:09:28You see what I mean? He's a sniveling coward.
00:09:30I'll speak to the General.
00:09:37You miserable skunk humper,
00:09:40invading my island for Christ's sakes?
00:09:43Your island? What the hell are you doing here?
00:09:45I heard you were dead.
00:09:47Do I look dead?
00:09:48No, but you don't smell too good.
00:09:49Jesus, Jake, what happened to you?
00:09:51One minute you say you're gonna be in Miami.
00:09:53I was in Miami. Where the hell were you?
00:09:55If you'd stay put for five minutes, get your grubby hands above the sheets.
00:09:57I'm checking to see if I'm okay.
00:09:59There's nothing wrong with you, physically.
00:10:01What, did I grab me one of these sisters of Micey?
00:10:03I'll let you know.
00:10:05Frenchy, I didn't save you from those sharks.
00:10:07That was you with the bazooka?
00:10:09That's one. Two, I hauled your ass out of that bay.
00:10:11Three, I even got you a job.
00:10:13Oh, shit.
00:10:15What's it pay?
00:10:172,000.
00:10:18My ass. It's more like four with you skimming half of it.
00:10:20I save your life, and all you do is whine about the pennies.
00:10:244,000, Jake.
00:10:262,500. You're stealing me blind.
00:10:32What's the scam?
00:10:34Well, first we get our thoughts about this Colonel Singh thing,
00:10:36then we do whatever General Bossavi comes up with.
00:10:39You're working for Bossavi?
00:10:41I'm his commander of internal security.
00:10:44Forget it.
00:10:46I don't want to work for that psycho.
00:10:48Come on, Frenchy, all these pricks are alike. You know that.
00:10:50This one's even better.
00:10:52He loves my ass.
00:10:57Okay, brick brain, that's how you feel about it.
00:10:593,000, Jake.
00:11:012,500.
00:11:03Come on.
00:11:26Big Bossavi you have to kill to get this place.
00:11:28Frenchy, this guy can go a little south,
00:11:30so you want to keep your go there, it's got the wise ass.
00:11:34Hey, I got an itch.
00:11:36Suffer.
00:11:55Stand in attention, mister.
00:12:01Outstanding job, Jake.
00:12:19See this scar, Mr. French?
00:12:21A sergeant in my army tried to assassinate me.
00:12:24I'm not going to let him get away with this.
00:12:26I'm going to kill him.
00:12:28A sergeant in my army tried to assassinate me last month.
00:12:32Left me this memento.
00:12:37Your little invasion is the...
00:12:41fourth attempt on my life in two years?
00:12:46And I must tell you, it's getting a little tiring.
00:12:50Would it help if I promised not to try it again?
00:12:54Who paid you?
00:12:56General, if you leave this interrogation...
00:12:57Shut up, Jake!
00:13:00Who paid you?
00:13:02Colonel Singh.
00:13:04Not Akintar.
00:13:05Akintar? Who's Akintar?
00:13:07You don't know.
00:13:09I never heard of him.
00:13:14If you're trying to jog my memory, I'm telling you, I never heard of the guy!
00:13:23I believe you.
00:13:26He's an honest man.
00:13:29And if there's one thing that I respect,
00:13:32it's an honest man.
00:13:37Shoot him.
00:13:39Look, General, this jerk obviously isn't telling us everything he knows.
00:13:43Let me have him. I'll make him talk.
00:13:48Then we can shoot him.
00:13:53Why don't you shoot him, Jake?
00:13:56That's not a problem for you, is it?
00:14:07I'll take him downstairs.
00:14:09No!
00:14:12Shoot him here.
00:14:14Now.
00:14:21All right.
00:14:26Well, birdbrain.
00:14:28Adios.
00:14:30Okay, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Just a minute.
00:14:32Maybe... Maybe I wasn't being completely honest with you before.
00:14:36Hold it right there!
00:14:38One move and I will blow his brains out.
00:14:42Go ahead.
00:14:44What?
00:14:46Go ahead.
00:14:48I think you've just been fired.
00:14:50Shoot them both.
00:14:53Shoot them!
00:15:01Give me that gun!
00:15:03You're gonna shoot me!
00:15:05Well, you took long enough.
00:15:23Ah!
00:15:25Ha!
00:15:31This way!
00:15:34This way? This is a great way.
00:15:36Cadet! Cadet! Cadet!
00:15:53You remember Bill Pomeroy?
00:15:55What?
00:15:56That job we did in Peru, the radio man. He had one eyebrow.
00:15:59What are you talking about? No, I don't remember Bill Pomeroy.
00:16:02What the hell are you asking me that for?
00:16:04Sure you do. He's the guy that was cornered by the limo police on top of the train station.
00:16:07There was this truck full of ducks parked under him.
00:16:09So he jumped off the roof and he landed right on the truck.
00:16:11He got away?
00:16:13No, he was killed.
00:16:17Ah!
00:16:20Hazard!
00:16:28Well?
00:16:35Ah!
00:16:43Don't touch any metal! The gate's wired!
00:16:50Get up! Get up!
00:17:01You squirrel-brained doofus! You just blew the best gig I ever had!
00:17:05I'm working banker's hours and you come along with a little piss-head invasion and blow it all to hell!
00:17:09Jerry, I'm sorry, okay?
00:17:11You know, that's my problem with you, Frenchie.
00:17:13You do something really bozo and then you always say you're sorry.
00:17:16I am sorry! How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
00:17:18This is no grudge, bubble-head. It just happened.
00:17:21Next week it'll be a grudge.
00:17:23By the way, where are we going?
00:17:25I got a plan.
00:17:27Oh, shit.
00:17:47Can you fly a piper?
00:17:49Oh, yeah, probably.
00:17:52Private Klang?
00:17:59Okay, let's see.
00:18:16Shit.
00:18:34All right, so, what are we gonna do next?
00:18:37What do you mean, what are we gonna do next?
00:18:39Well, we got enough fuel for either Jakarta or Singapore.
00:18:41I know a couple of girls in Singapore.
00:18:43We could bury the soldier and then maybe get us a job.
00:18:45You know, that's my problem with you, Frenchie.
00:18:47You're presumptuous. What are we gonna do next?
00:18:49Are we going here? Are we going there?
00:18:51I mean, jeez, I got a life of my own, you know?
00:18:53You always do that. It's unacceptable.
00:18:55Call it.
00:18:57Have you been listening to me?
00:18:59Well, of course I've been listening to you.
00:19:01Who the hell else do you think is in here? Now, call it.
00:19:07Ay-yi-yi. Heads, moose nuts.
00:19:10It's tails.
00:19:16How's it?
00:19:18Well, they used to live there.
00:19:20They never lived there.
00:19:22Yeah, they lived there five years.
00:19:24They could find your nose with a handkerchief.
00:19:26Yeah.
00:19:28Boy, you should have seen the taller man.
00:19:30She had a mole on her thigh that used to throb.
00:19:32Stop it! You're killing me.
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Oh, no. Come on. You're kidding.
00:19:49Hey, what?
00:19:51Oh, that stupid son of a...
00:19:54Oh.
00:19:56What? Mike, I couldn't hear you.
00:19:58Mike, you're breaking up.
00:20:00Mike? Mike, you're break...
00:20:02Mike?
00:20:06Can you believe that?
00:20:08The bears are on the 12, second and seven.
00:20:10Stupid son of a bitch tries to go up the middle three straight times.
00:20:13It's like running your head into a brick wall.
00:20:15I mean, am I crazy,
00:20:17or is there a difference between perseverance and just plain stupidity?
00:20:20Anyway, sorry about that.
00:20:22Martin Spruce, C.I.A.
00:20:24You guys want a drumstick?
00:20:26It's 5 in the morning, Jack.
00:20:28What the hell do you want?
00:20:30Well, actually, I'm pretty impressed to have you guys here.
00:20:33Kind of like the grand old men of this business, aren't you?
00:20:36You guys have done a lot of work over the years.
00:20:39Rangers, Lerps,
00:20:42mercenary work in Angola,
00:20:44Haiti, Chad.
00:20:46You guys have done a lot.
00:20:48Some of it was actually legal.
00:20:50Look, Spru, if that really is your name,
00:20:52you're just gonna sit there and blow smoke up our ass,
00:20:54or are you gonna get down to business?
00:20:59All right, I'm glad you used that word.
00:21:01Let's get down to business.
00:21:04The company has a job for you two.
00:21:06Drop the...
00:21:08We don't work for the company anymore, not since Afghanistan,
00:21:10and I'll tell you why.
00:21:12You can always count on the C.I.A.
00:21:14They'll always let you down.
00:21:16Look, I know about Afghanistan. I know you lost some locals.
00:21:1848 men.
00:21:20And you blame us?
00:21:22No, we blame us, because we worked for some jerks.
00:21:24But I wasn't there.
00:21:26Yeah? Well, I'm not here.
00:21:30Just a minute, Mr. French.
00:21:32You say you don't work for the C.I.A., huh?
00:21:34Tell me, who do you think was behind
00:21:36that little rebellion at the Bay of Serpents?
00:21:40I don't know.
00:21:48Why don't we take a walk?
00:21:52Look, I know how you guys feel about the company,
00:21:54but I'm telling you, this one's different.
00:21:56What's the job, Spru?
00:21:58Usabi. We want him out.
00:22:00Why?
00:22:02Well, other than the obvious fact that the guy's a raving maniac,
00:22:04he's starting to deal with some very unsavory characters.
00:22:06In fact, he's starting work on a chemical weapons plant
00:22:08joint project with some terrorist groups.
00:22:10He's really into a lot of dirty shit guys,
00:22:12and we want him out.
00:22:14Who do you want in?
00:22:16Ockentar.
00:22:18There's that guy again. Who the hell is he, anyway?
00:22:20Ockentar was president. Usabi kicked him out.
00:22:22Now Ockentar's up in the hills with maybe 50 guys.
00:22:24So forget it, Spru. The guy's got no weapons, no guns, nothing.
00:22:26He's got the support of the people.
00:22:28Oh, fine. Good luck.
00:22:30Listen, not that you guys should give a shit,
00:22:32but this one happens to be very important to me.
00:22:34For once, we are on the side of the good guys here.
00:22:36There is a real cause.
00:22:38There is finally something to believe in.
00:22:40Let me tell you something, Spru.
00:22:42We believe in the Deutschmark, the Swiss franc,
00:22:44the Krugerrand, the yen.
00:22:46Once in a while, we believe in a good old American buck.
00:22:48But as for causes,
00:22:50there's something to die for.
00:22:52Consequently, not very high on our list of things to do.
00:22:54Guys, who's talking about dying?
00:22:56Look, you find Ockentar,
00:22:58you tell him I sent you.
00:23:00You radio whatever supplies you need,
00:23:02and when you're ready, you hit Usabi.
00:23:04We go back to Tangara, and we are dead.
00:23:06Capisce?
00:23:08See you around, Spru.
00:23:10Well, I'm afraid you left me no choice,
00:23:12but to tell you,
00:23:14you have no choice.
00:23:16You guys have done a lot of illegal shit over the years,
00:23:18and there's some people at Langley, Virginia
00:23:20who are very pissed off about it.
00:23:22You could do 20, 30 years easy.
00:23:24Is that a threat?
00:23:26Just business, Jake.
00:23:30So what's it gonna be?
00:23:32Langley or Leavenworth?
00:23:34What's it pay?
00:23:36A quarter of a million dollars each.
00:23:44We'll think about it.
00:24:02Shit.
00:24:16Oh, shit.
00:24:24Goddang it, skunk.
00:24:26Hump miserable son of a bitch.
00:24:33Are we gonna do this,
00:24:35or are you just gonna hang around all day?
00:24:49Fuck!
00:24:56First the fuckers blackmail you,
00:24:58then they drop you in the middle of the goddamn trees.
00:25:00Will you shut up for a change?
00:25:02I don't like this any better than you do,
00:25:04but the last thing I want to do is stand around
00:25:06and hear you bitch about it all day.
00:25:08Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:25:10So, where the hell are we?
00:25:12We're here,
00:25:14cut through the jungle of north to south,
00:25:16and we head for the hills.
00:25:18Sound like we're in the middle of fucking Manhattan.
00:25:20Frenchy, I lived here, remember?
00:25:22I know this country like the back of my hand.
00:25:24Hmm.
00:25:30Hmm.
00:26:00What the hell are you eating now?
00:26:02Another one of those bing bongs?
00:26:04That makes three in the last hour,
00:26:06plus a candy bar and a box of jelly beans.
00:26:08Hey, this is great survival food.
00:26:10It won't rot in the jungle,
00:26:12and wild animals won't touch it.
00:26:14That's a fact.
00:26:16Has it occurred to you that maybe
00:26:18they know something you don't?
00:26:26What now, hairy hands?
00:26:28Hills.
00:26:30The hills?
00:26:32The rebels that hide in hills.
00:26:36These hills?
00:26:38Yes, darling.
00:26:40Don't worry about it.
00:26:42We'll build a big fire, and they'll find us.
00:26:52Hey, hey!
00:26:54Ah!
00:26:56Ah!
00:27:00Oh!
00:27:02Oh!
00:27:10Hey, hey!
00:27:12What's he so pissed off about?
00:27:14I think he's scared of his elephant.
00:27:16That poor guy's trying to take a shit!
00:27:18No, wait a minute.
00:27:20Wait a minute. Here, here, eat this.
00:27:22Eat this. It's food. It's good.
00:27:24Come on, it's food. Eat.
00:27:26Go on, try it.
00:27:28Yeah, go on, eat it.
00:27:30It's great survival food.
00:27:32Hey, it won't rot in the jungle,
00:27:34and animals just can't...
00:27:46Throw another log on the fire.
00:27:48Fuck it, man.
00:27:50We got a four-alarm blaze going already.
00:27:52They're blind.
00:27:54Hit me.
00:27:56Blackjack.
00:27:58Oh, shit.
00:28:00$2,716.83.
00:28:02Cool it.
00:28:04They're here.
00:28:08Left right behind us.
00:28:12Lovely.
00:28:14Wanna hit?
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:18Again.
00:28:20Busted.
00:28:22Don't move.
00:28:24A dozen guns are on you.
00:28:26Four, actually, but who's counting?
00:28:32On your feet.
00:28:36Now, good evening, gentlemen.
00:28:38May the gods of sun and rain
00:28:40smile upon your rice paddies.
00:28:42Nobody told you fellas
00:28:44these bird shooters are no good
00:28:46for this kind of work?
00:28:48I'll kill you once, Mr. Weyer.
00:28:50No, that's enough.
00:28:52What are you doing here, huh?
00:28:54Well, we're here to help your ass, honcho.
00:28:56You?
00:28:58Bullshit.
00:29:00Ask Alcantara.
00:29:02Ask him about Martin Spru.
00:29:04Uh...
00:29:18Go, go, go.
00:29:22Go, go, go.
00:29:24Don't slow down.
00:29:26Go, go, go.
00:29:28Hurry up.
00:29:30Hurry up.
00:29:32Hurry up.
00:29:34You wanna make a break for it?
00:29:36Only if we can agree
00:29:38on which direction.
00:29:40Hurry up.
00:29:42Hurry up.
00:29:44Hurry up.
00:29:46Okay, stop.
00:30:02Where's Alcantara?
00:30:04What do you want?
00:30:06Our government sent us here to lead your people
00:30:08in a rebellion against Bosavi.
00:30:10For money, no doubt.
00:30:12Professionals get paid, ma'am.
00:30:14You're responsible for the deaths
00:30:16of many of my people.
00:30:18You worked for Bosavi.
00:30:20Security, not army.
00:30:22You change colors too easily,
00:30:24Mr. Weyer.
00:30:26I'm afraid I can't let you live.
00:30:28Sento.
00:30:30Tie them up.
00:30:34Okay, bring them in.
00:30:38Hurry up.
00:30:40Hurry up.
00:30:42Hurry up.
00:30:56I'm not worried. Are you worried?
00:30:58Alcantara will
00:31:00take care of this.
00:31:02He probably just stepped out for a beer or something.
00:31:04Don't worry.
00:31:06I'm not worried.
00:31:12I'm not worried.
00:31:20Now,
00:31:22I'm starting to worry.
00:31:42Looks like it's going to be a nice day.
00:32:13Now what?
00:32:22They have knives.
00:32:32Get up.
00:32:34Come on.
00:32:42Come on.
00:32:50What do you think?
00:32:52Alcantara?
00:32:54It's either Alcantara or the Lone Ranger.
00:32:56I don't see Tonto.
00:33:08I'm Alcantara.
00:33:12I'm Alcantara.
00:33:20It was a foolish move for the CIA to send you,
00:33:22Mr. Weyer.
00:33:24I tried to tell them that.
00:33:26Is there nothing you won't do for a price?
00:33:28There's got to be something.
00:33:30You claim you're here to help us.
00:33:32Give me one good reason why I should trust you.
00:33:34You just said it.
00:33:38What?
00:33:40My niece tells me your name is Sam French.
00:33:42What's your story, Mr. French?
00:33:44The sad version of the happy one.
00:33:46Whichever you feel may best prevent me
00:33:48from having you shot.
00:33:50Oh, well, then definitely the sad one.
00:33:52First off, I grew up in Buffalo, New York,
00:33:54and that's the tearjerker right there, huh?
00:33:56It's the armpit of the world.
00:33:58As soon as I left, I bumped into old Jake here.
00:34:00He'd been kicked in the head by a mule when he was a kid,
00:34:02so I promised his Aunt Clara that I'd look after him,
00:34:04and ever since then...
00:34:06Mr. French!
00:34:08We're here to help you!
00:34:10If your antenna is so rusty you can't tell we're on the level,
00:34:12then I don't want to help you.
00:34:14You're too fucking dangerous, so make up your mind.
00:34:16Either shoot us or let us get some sleep,
00:34:18because I am beat.
00:34:20Solita, find these men some food and a place to sleep.
00:34:42I've no illusions about who you are or why you're here,
00:34:44but if you can help me,
00:34:46then I accept that help.
00:34:50I presume you and, uh,
00:34:52Mr. Spru have some ideas.
00:34:54I got a few plans.
00:34:58The sooner the better.
00:35:04Hey!
00:35:06Uh, listen, about last night...
00:35:08Why don't we forget about it?
00:35:10No hard feelings.
00:35:12Thank you.
00:35:14I don't know how safe it has been in this village.
00:35:16This valley is a natural fortress.
00:35:18We have sentries in the hills.
00:35:20We're very well protected here.
00:35:22From the ground, maybe.
00:35:24From the air, one gunship, this place is dust.
00:35:26Fortunately, Vassabi has no helicopters.
00:35:28Yeah, well...
00:35:30Things change.
00:35:32Mr. Wire,
00:35:34I'm sure you're quite the expert on military matters.
00:35:36I can tell Mr. Vassabi
00:35:38very good reason for doing what he did.
00:35:40Personally, though, I'd have had you shot.
00:35:42No hard feelings.
00:35:48Lovely.
00:35:50Frenchy,
00:35:52for a piece of ass,
00:35:54you'd start World War III.
00:35:56Here's the palace.
00:35:58You got six guys through the sewer
00:36:00to the powerhouse.
00:36:02I cut the power on the fence.
00:36:04Frenchy, you need, what, 20 guys?
00:36:06Should do it.
00:36:08Great. Vehicles.
00:36:14Very impressive.
00:36:18All right, let's start with the basics.
00:36:20Hand to hand.
00:36:22Anybody know any Aikido?
00:36:24Jiu-jitsu? Judo? Karate?
00:36:28Okay, somebody come up here and try to hit me.
00:36:40Okay, somebody else.
00:36:42French platoon,
00:36:44first thing we gotta do
00:36:46is we gotta know who you are.
00:36:48So when I say, step forward and state your name
00:36:50loud and clear.
00:36:52Soldier.
00:37:06Shit. Never mind.
00:37:08All right.
00:37:10You're Shifty.
00:37:12You're Flash.
00:37:14You're Thunder.
00:37:16You're Lightning.
00:37:18And you're Slap.
00:37:20Go!
00:37:22Come on, people.
00:37:24Can somebody get over that wall
00:37:26in less than a day for me?
00:37:28Go, Jimmy.
00:37:30Keep that head down.
00:37:32Keep that head down, Jimmy.
00:37:34Head down, Jimmy.
00:37:36You're gonna break your neck, buddy.
00:37:38Flash.
00:37:46Slap.
00:37:48Wait a minute.
00:37:54You made this yourself, huh?
00:37:56Yeah.
00:37:58Okay, let's see if you can hit anything with it.
00:38:00Hey, don't go in.
00:38:02You're gonna hit yourself.
00:38:26Go, people.
00:38:28Let's get your ass in the air, people.
00:38:30in the air people go this is not a day at the beach this is a war that's right ladies
00:38:35just take your time take your time
00:38:37tell him to go around the thing not around the boat you got to go in between them
00:38:47come on you guys your lives can depend on this come on
00:39:03my famous wire produce a picture mr. Brunch the object is stealth Jameke are you gonna
00:39:16sneak up on a guy just scream at him like that okay next next you soldier
00:39:27I can't do this oh come on doll it's your war you want an omelet break an egg you can
00:39:33joke about it because you have no heart look what we're fighting for our freedom here you
00:39:38fight only for gold our battles are won by devotion yeah well devotion is great but it
00:39:44don't stop a tank if I pull this now who would miss you well you would because without me you
00:39:57don't stand a chance in hell and you know it you missed the point what do you think I think
00:40:14we got ten guys you can learn to find their ass with both hands if we're lucky
00:40:18two from the top of the deck this time somebody's got to absolutely it's a pain in the ass the way
00:40:30it is positive head's a brick brain how do I look
00:40:55knock knock
00:41:01just thought I'd stop by and check and see our little trooper was doing
00:41:08pretty rough out there today yeah every muscle in that body of yours crying out right about now
00:41:22pretty sore
00:41:26how's that feel
00:41:35funny thing war one day you're here and the next day boom your history
00:41:50after a while you just learn to live each day to its fullest appreciating your friendships
00:41:57giving yourselves to each other rejoicing in each other's being each other's body mr. French
00:42:08there are men in this village who are better at rubbing back than you and probably better
00:42:13lovers now I haven't gone to bed with them so why should I want to go to bed with you but I wasn't
00:42:18yes you were but I thought no you guessed wrong now why don't you go back to your camp and do
00:42:22whatever it is you do when you're alone five cards stud
00:42:30speaking of which how'd it go got a mind of her own not my type
00:42:48yeah right 20 pounds of c4 plastic explosives one dozen m16s six ak-47s for m203 grenade
00:43:05launchers and ammo coordinates for the drop bar as follows Zulu Yankee uniform whiskey
00:43:11Papa got it just bring the guns brew out what the hell is that it's the alarm
00:44:41Oh
00:45:11every month two months to all the villages
00:45:41come on come on
00:46:11Ray we're gonna have our landing zone blown away this is ridiculous two hours two hours
00:46:24like now this wind I don't like this I always fuck it up what if they don't show up what if
00:46:36Langley changed his mind what if all we're gonna see are two dozen righty-ass rice farmers
00:46:44with rusty rifles we stick around are you kidding just want to make sure we're in sync
00:46:51look there is
00:47:02for you blessed turkey is that you
00:47:13let's get these people out of here clear it back
00:47:21ah
00:47:43shit they're all over the place
00:47:51get out of there
00:48:00get back get him out of there
00:48:03come on
00:48:05clear him out of here
00:48:11come on get these kids out of here
00:48:17jesus brew you couldn't hit your fucking boots with your pants
00:48:20sorry even Langley can't control the wind
00:48:22everything alright?
00:48:23oh everything's a-ok
00:48:24ok from now on though no communication
00:48:26so if there's anything else you need peanut butter condoms
00:48:29piss off sprue
00:48:32ok ok ok kids ok ok
00:48:44cut a wire
00:48:52oh lord
00:48:54ok
00:48:56get all these people out of here get them back up all the way to the lake
00:48:59come on get him out
00:49:09you two get out
00:49:10no no tell me what I should tell her
00:49:14ok what's her name
00:49:15Farrah
00:49:16Farrah
00:49:18just hold on real tight ok
00:49:21that's right
00:49:23just tell her I'm gonna take it from her
00:49:26don't let go ok
00:49:30ok sweetie
00:49:31just hold on real tight
00:49:34just hold on sweetie pie
00:49:38and don't let go
00:49:39I'm gonna take it right now
00:49:50Farrah
00:49:52listen Farrah
00:49:54what is it that you're thinking?
00:50:19hi
00:50:20hi
00:50:21hi
00:50:23any luck?
00:50:24well I'm looking for old Moss back but
00:50:27I don't think these worms are gonna get him
00:50:32it's all so peaceful now
00:50:36yeah
00:50:38get her while you can
00:50:40four days we go
00:50:44you'll win
00:50:46how do you know?
00:50:47because we've nothing to lose
00:50:52I want to apologize
00:50:55for what?
00:50:57for not trusting you
00:51:00no big deal
00:51:01yeah
00:51:03but I was wrong
00:51:06whether it was your intention or not
00:51:10what you're doing here is good
00:51:14first time for everyone
00:51:21yeah
00:51:31yeah you see that?
00:51:33that's what you're supposed to be doing on a night like this
00:51:38what am I doing?
00:51:43I'm sitting here
00:51:46eating rice with a goat
00:51:49you know what I need?
00:51:51a steak about a foot thick
00:51:54a bottle of good red wine
00:51:59gorgeous gal sitting on my lap
00:52:03not wearing any panties
00:52:05because I asked her not to
00:52:15you know
00:52:16you know
00:52:19go on go on get out of here
00:52:22oh Jesus this is it
00:52:24this is it Frenchie
00:52:26low water mark your whole miserable low water life
00:52:30remember it don't forget it
00:52:32when you're back in the world
00:52:34feeling low because
00:52:36this little chick you're with is a nine instead of a ten
00:52:38just remember the night you were sitting in the middle of a fucking jungle
00:52:41with a goat coming on to you and for a minute
00:52:43just a few seconds there
00:52:45actually I had to think about it
00:52:53one two three let's go
00:52:56one two three let's go
00:52:59one two three let's go
00:53:01one two three let's go
00:53:04there you go thunder flash get you there
00:53:07good that's good
00:53:08alright down low crawl fast
00:53:10good
00:53:11move move move
00:53:13move move
00:53:17here's the switch and here's the firing button
00:53:19okay now take your C4
00:53:21put your detonator in here
00:53:23flick it on
00:53:31come on
00:53:41yeah
00:53:44yeah
00:53:46hey
00:54:04to be positive this was the man
00:54:06and he and the other man were going north into the hills
00:54:12you told no one else
00:54:13you're certain
00:54:17good
00:54:18good you've been very helpful
00:54:20model citizen
00:54:26call Washington
00:54:41I like this tradition
00:54:49a nice feast before going off into battle
00:54:51I feel I should be coming with you
00:54:54well that's a noble thought but
00:54:56what would happen to these people if you died
00:54:59they need you
00:55:01a lot more than we need an extra gun
00:55:03I suppose
00:55:04you know Mr. French
00:55:06you often thought about death
00:55:08I try not to
00:55:11in our religion death marks the passage of the soul into the world of spirits
00:55:15a place where life truly exists
00:55:17the real world
00:55:18if that's the real world then what's this
00:55:21a place of dreams
00:55:22a shadow world
00:55:24I don't mean to be rude but
00:55:26if that's the way you think then
00:55:28what's the sense of fighting
00:55:30why should we suffer in this world while waiting for the next
00:55:34in other words Mr. French
00:55:36if you're waiting for a table at a fine restaurant
00:55:39it's nice to be comfortable at the bar
00:55:58you know if we're successful tomorrow
00:56:00we could make a place for you here
00:56:02you could be the Prime Minister's niece
00:56:06we go to all the teas, soirees
00:56:10then I shake hands with all the fat cats
00:56:14right
00:56:17there's a lot of work to do here Jake
00:56:20there are people to feed, there are children to teach
00:56:22there's a future here, there's a life
00:56:24yeah that wouldn't work for me and you know it
00:56:26I know nothing of the kind
00:56:28what we make of our lives is a matter of choice
00:56:31right
00:56:33after tomorrow come with me
00:56:35where?
00:56:36I don't know where
00:56:37run the hell with me, just come with me
00:56:41I can't leave this
00:56:47it's alright
00:56:51see
00:56:54in this place
00:56:56you've got a future
00:56:58me, tomorrow's always been a little shaky at best
00:57:03it doesn't have to be that way
00:57:06we wouldn't have had this chance if you hadn't come here
00:57:09but you set things up and you leave
00:57:13you don't have to leave
00:57:29come on
00:57:41here's your green sir
00:57:45ah, thank you very much
00:57:48thank you
00:57:55Mr. Crewe
00:57:57Liz Powell
00:57:59Liz Powell
00:58:02sorry to interrupt your lunch
00:58:04oh no, that's alright, that's no problem at all
00:58:06I was just finished in fact
00:58:07can I get you something?
00:58:08no thanks, I ate on the plane
00:58:11so, did you just arrive in Singapore?
00:58:13ten minutes ago
00:58:14I'll be leaving again in half an hour
00:58:16nobody thinks this job is so glamorous
00:58:19may I take your order?
00:58:20just coffee please, black
00:58:22thank you
00:58:24you understand I'm here at the President's request
00:58:27he got a call from General Basabi last night
00:58:30what exactly have you got going down there in Tangara?
00:58:34what do you mean?
00:58:35whatever it is, Basabi's found out about it
00:58:38he wants us to call it off
00:58:41now in return, he's made us a very attractive offer
00:58:44a complete alliance with the United States
00:58:47now I don't have to tell you how long we've been wanting an ally down there
00:58:51so whatever you've got going, scrub it
00:58:55I can't
00:58:56you can't?
00:58:57what do you mean you can't?
00:58:59the strike is in a matter of hours
00:59:01and it's a prime stipulation that there's no radio contact until after the coup
00:59:04I can't even reach him
00:59:07you know their MO, don't you?
00:59:08when and where the attack will be
00:59:10yes
00:59:11it'll make it real simple
00:59:14one way or another
00:59:16we have to be stopped
00:59:44we have to be stopped
00:59:49come on, get on, let's go
00:59:51let's go
01:00:09what do you think?
01:00:11welcome to the park
01:00:17hey pops
01:00:20what's the problem?
01:00:26what's the problem?
01:00:31what did he say?
01:00:32it's a fuel line, it's happened before
01:00:34he'll fix it
01:00:35great
01:00:42let's go through that
01:00:46French platoon, check your webbing
01:00:48no loose gear
01:00:49you can't be heroes with your belts around your ankles
01:00:52shut up
01:00:56there's nothing wrong with that fuel line
01:00:58shit, we got trouble
01:01:41ambush
01:01:50everybody out
01:01:51go, go, go
01:01:53come on, move
01:02:11go, go, go
01:02:41come on
01:02:58come on
01:02:59come on
01:03:12get the bucket
01:03:13everybody get the bucket
01:03:15get the bucket
01:03:40come on, come on
01:03:46come on
01:03:54come in
01:03:56come in
01:03:59come on, come on
01:04:05where's the leader?
01:04:06I don't know, maybe in the back
01:04:15come on
01:04:45come on
01:05:16come on
01:05:41no
01:05:45come on
01:06:15come on
01:06:45come on
01:07:03come on
01:07:05come on
01:07:08come on
01:07:18come on
01:07:34She says Bosavi's men took Akintar away.
01:07:54So that's that.
01:08:00What's it all add up to, Fredgie?
01:08:07What's what all add up to?
01:08:0948 men in Afghanistan.
01:08:11Hey, we made a deal. We're gonna forget about Afghanistan.
01:08:15No, another 23. 71 men.
01:08:21One woman.
01:08:24We didn't kill them, Jake.
01:08:27They're still dead.
01:08:28They knew.
01:08:30They took the chance.
01:08:32Yeah, she was right. We're responsible.
01:08:34Bullshit! You can't teach a man to sidestep a bullet.
01:09:16Jake?
01:09:37Fredgie?
01:09:39I came to get you out.
01:09:41God, somebody said you were dead.
01:09:43Yeah, well, that rumor's been making the rounds.
01:09:46Oh, man, I can't tell you how happy I am.
01:09:48Why'd you give him the choppers, Spru?
01:09:53Bosavi found out about the attack.
01:09:55He called the White House, made a deal with the president.
01:09:58He promised to be a good boy if we backed off.
01:10:00They made a deal, guys. They took it out of my hands.
01:10:08Goodbye, Spru.
01:10:11I brought you something.
01:10:14Just leave it right there.
01:10:19It's a million. It's double our deal.
01:10:22Contingency fund for the project.
01:10:24Is that Bosavi's chopper?
01:10:27Yeah.
01:10:29We're recognizing his regime tomorrow.
01:10:31He's gonna give a big speech about the new alliance.
01:10:33What about Alcantara?
01:10:36He's gonna parade him in front of the people tomorrow?
01:10:39And then kill him, right?
01:10:45Come on, guys. Come with me, huh?
01:10:48Look, I got passports. I got airline tickets.
01:10:51See you around, Spru.
01:10:54You got what you wanted, didn't you? Huh?
01:10:57You said it yourself. It was a money gig from the start, wasn't it?
01:11:00Get out of here, Spru!
01:11:04Guys, it took it out of my hands.
01:11:08It was just politics. It was lousy, shitty...
01:11:12It took it out of my hands.
01:11:42Come on, guys.
01:12:13Mr. Wilson and Mr. Smith.
01:12:21Hey, these aren't tickets. These are passes.
01:12:24Hell, we can go anywhere we want.
01:12:31That's A-Rome.
01:12:35We can sit on the Piazza Navona...
01:12:38and watch the chicks go by.
01:12:41What do you say?
01:12:46Yeah, sure.
01:12:49Well, let's split.
01:12:56You know what?
01:12:59I think we should split up.
01:13:03You know, Frenchie, they got a word in this part of the world, a muck.
01:13:07Like running amuck?
01:13:10Yeah, something like that.
01:13:13Regular guy, average guy, 35 or 40, goes berserk, grabs a knife,
01:13:16stabs everybody he sees till they stop him and put him away.
01:13:19You see, he hasn't watched himself. He hasn't taken a look.
01:13:22He hasn't observed. Down in Java, they call it...
01:13:25What are you talking about?
01:13:28I can't do it.
01:13:31I'm staying.
01:13:34What, are you nuts?
01:13:37Sprooge has greased our way out of here.
01:13:40I can't do it. I'm not going.
01:13:43Shit, Mom, that man's got religion. Listen.
01:13:46We can do it, Sam. We can still get him.
01:13:49I know the palace. I know the defense. Hell, man, I set it up.
01:13:52We can bring this fat cat down.
01:13:55Then afterwards, we take the money, we go to Rome, we live it up.
01:13:58You already live it up.
01:14:01Jake, I liked her, too, but she's dead.
01:14:08It's not just about her.
01:14:11Wasabi's got Akintar. He's dead, too.
01:14:14At least he will be by suppertime tomorrow.
01:14:17It's over, Jake. The job is over. There's nothing left worth fighting for.
01:14:20Bullshit. Look around.
01:14:23Remember this place when we first came here? Take a look at it now, goddammit.
01:14:26It's all about us, huh? Are we worth it?
01:14:29I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
01:14:32You didn't even want to come here in the first place. I was wrong.
01:14:35It is not religion. It's the onset of senility.
01:14:38Oh, goddammit, I just don't want to go out this way again.
01:14:41Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want to go out at all.
01:14:44Well, you get the hell out of here then, Reggie.
01:14:47You get the hell out of here. You go to Rome, send me a postcard.
01:14:50I would, but I don't have the address of your graveyard.
01:14:54Oh, fuck!
01:15:00Goddamn, miserable, skunk-cumping son of a bitch!
01:15:03You know you don't have a chance without me.
01:15:07Okay, asshole, I'll flip you for it. Call it.
01:15:10No. This is the way we've done it for 20 years, Jake.
01:15:13Don't fuck with me. You win, we go after Bosavia.
01:15:16I win, we go to Rome.
01:15:19Now call it.
01:15:24Heads.
01:15:45You win.
01:15:53You win.
01:15:56You win.
01:16:20God, shut him up, will you?
01:16:22Let him talk. Maybe they got a plan.
01:16:24I told you the plan. Two plans.
01:16:27Plan A for awful and plan B for bad.
01:16:30Even worse than plan A.
01:16:32You know, I should have never, ever, ever killed those sharks.
01:16:43I got 502.
01:16:46Check.
01:16:48I go through the sewer. You lay the charge.
01:16:51I put the power on the fence. You hop over.
01:16:54In the morning, the ceremony begins.
01:16:56I create the diversion.
01:16:58I blow the gate. I grab Ockentar.
01:17:01We split. I hope you don't run into any trouble.
01:17:04What trouble?
01:17:06I know this place like the back of my hand.
01:17:09Oh, shit.
01:17:11Hey, how will I know when you've cut the current to the fence?
01:17:14I need ten minutes.
01:17:16That'll give you 12. 515, go for it.
01:17:19Is there any way I can check the current?
01:17:24Lick your finger and touch the sucker.
01:17:49Fuck.
01:18:19Fuck.
01:18:49Fuck.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:19Fuck.
01:19:49Fuck.
01:20:19Fuck.
01:20:49Fuck.
01:21:19Fuck.
01:21:49Fuck.
01:22:20Fuck.
01:22:25Walk in the park.
01:22:49Fuck.
01:23:06Squad.
01:23:08Squad.
01:23:19Squad.
01:23:25Look.
01:23:50Look at that man.
01:23:52The beat. The beat. The beat.
01:23:54Look at that man.
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01:25:43Citizen of Tonga.
01:25:45We're here to celebrate
01:25:47the finest day
01:25:49in our nation's history
01:25:51A day on which
01:25:53Our nation transcends itself
01:25:55to reaching greater heights of Glory
01:25:57Jaychiri. Come Back
01:25:59Jaychiri
01:26:01H prices
01:26:03H prices
01:26:05H prices
01:26:07H prices
01:26:09H prices
01:26:11It is to commemorate the day that I now present to you our noble leader, our beloved President
01:26:25Bosavi.
01:26:26Fellow citizens, honored guests, on this day it is my high honor and my solemn duty to
01:26:42resign my leadership of Tangara and to step down from power forever.
01:26:49Because I have been one of the worst presidents of all time, and one of the great assholes
01:26:59in the history of the universe, therefore I relinquish my leadership of Tangara to those
01:28:06who have done me a great disservice.
01:28:13Thank you.
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01:28:44Jake, where are you?
01:28:59Reggie?
01:29:00What can I do to help?
01:29:03Get him out of here.
01:29:05I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
01:29:35Ow. Where were you?
01:29:42In the closet.
01:29:45Tag him, tag him.
01:29:51Over here.
01:30:01Police, over here. Police, over here.
01:30:04Police, over here.
01:30:07Come on, come on.
01:30:23It's pretty quiet out there.
01:30:26Maybe they're retreating.
01:30:37What are you thinking about?
01:30:45They're a little far away for grenades.
01:30:48I got a plan.
01:30:50Keep it to yourself.
01:30:57All right, what is it?
01:30:59Full frontal assault.
01:31:02That's your plan? A full frontal assault is your plan?
01:31:05It's got the element of surprise.
01:31:07Suicide is always surprising.
01:31:09Well, we can't very well attack them from the rear.
01:31:12Can we, for our pace?
01:31:15You got a point.
01:31:26Oh, ow.
01:31:28Goddamn near chipped a tooth.
01:31:31What's the time limit on it?
01:31:33It's on three.
01:31:35One, two...
01:31:38Jake, now what?
01:31:40This is the last time I'm ever going to listen to you, I swear.
01:31:43Okay, okay, next time you got a plan, I'll be happy to do yours.
01:31:46Promise?
01:31:48You want it in writing, you got a pencil?
01:31:51I'll trick you.
01:31:53Three.
01:32:01Two.
01:32:03One.
01:32:30Oh, shit.
01:33:01Oh, my God!
01:33:03We're doing it, Jake! We're doing it!
01:33:12Oh, you had to go and open your big mouth, didn't you?
01:33:30Oh, my God!
01:33:35Oh, my God!
01:33:50Jake!
01:33:52Jake!
01:33:54Jake!
01:33:57Jake!
01:34:01Get the fuck out.
01:34:03Prepare your minis!
01:34:06Oh, no.
01:34:07Jake.
01:34:10Jake!
01:34:13Get the fuck out of here.
01:34:16Jake!
01:34:17Jake!
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