[Witanime.com] VNHKWDNN EP 09 FHD
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00:00Everyone, konnichiwa! I'm Shion Kaminari, and I want to be Mother Teresa's mom!
00:06And today, we have a lot of fun friends here!
00:10Can everyone say hello?
00:13Konnichiwa!
00:15Yes, that was great!
00:17Once again, I'm Shion Kaminari, and I'm in charge of Live on 1 Grand Prix, or L1 Grand Prix.
00:27Nice to meet you!
00:29Yay!
00:31In other words, all of our guests will be doing a live performance based on a topic.
00:38It's a live performance without prior notice, so it may be a difficult and chaotic space.
00:44However, the most memorable performance was a prize of 200,000 yen!
00:51Mom was so excited that she cut herself!
00:54Oh!
00:57It's showtime!
01:01If you step on the electric wire, it's all right!
01:04It's showtime!
01:07All right! Let's go to the waiting room!
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02:23It's showtime!
02:27First, these two!
02:29Kokorone Awayuki and Utsuki Seino!
02:31The broadcast accident duo!
02:35Now, it's our turn, Awayuki-kun.
02:37Let's make a grand decision.
02:39Let's make a grand decision.
02:41That's right!
02:43Let's show them the broadcast accident as a model!
02:45Shuwa-chan,
02:47the broadcast accident wasn't meant to happen.
02:49the broadcast accident wasn't meant to happen.
02:51Now, let's decide the topic.
02:53Now, let's decide the topic.
02:55It's the countdown to hell!
02:57It's the countdown to hell!
02:59The first topic is
03:01the convenience store!
03:03Now,
03:05let's start!
03:07It was cold.
03:09What should I buy today?
03:11What should I buy today?
03:13Welcome.
03:15What did the clerk say?
03:17Welcome!
03:19I was talking too fast, so I must have misheard.
03:21I was talking too fast, so I must have misheard.
03:23I wish I could get fired.
03:25I should buy a warm drink.
03:27I should buy a warm drink.
03:29Excuse me, you.
03:31Yes?
03:33We have a new video.
03:35Would you like to watch it?
03:37What? A video?
03:39A movie?
03:41What do you have?
03:43Do you have Otherman?
03:45Yes.
03:47Do you have Ayanman?
03:49Yes.
03:51Do you have Avengers?
03:53No.
03:55Why?
03:57We'll decide later.
03:59We'll decide later.
04:01Of course.
04:03We have everything in the convenience store.
04:05We have everything in the convenience store.
04:07We should have known the name of the store.
04:09I'll pay for these.
04:11I got it.
04:13Would you like to have a hot snack with me?
04:15I recommend two meat buns,
04:17one frankfurter,
04:19and a double set.
04:21I'm starving!
04:23I'd like to have an oden.
04:25I'd like to have an oden.
04:27I'm starving!
04:29I'd like to have an oden.
04:31I'd like to have an oden.
04:33We don't have many things to buy.
04:35We don't have many things to buy.
04:37Let's go shopping.
04:41You're good at imitating a RPG armor store.
04:43You're good at imitating a RPG armor store.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:47Is this all you have, Aoyuki?
04:49Is this all you have, Aoyuki?
04:51No.
04:53No.
04:55Are you going to equip here?
05:07Why are you guys talking?
05:09Why are you guys talking?
05:11Is it because I'm weird?
05:13Let's equip the stocking we just bought.
05:15Let's equip the stocking we just bought.
05:17Let's equip the stocking we just bought.
05:19I don't think that's a good idea.
05:21I don't think that's a good idea.
05:23I'll take off my equipment.
05:25I'll take off my equipment.
05:35The next duo is...
05:37Soma Alice and Matsuriya Hikari.
05:39The next duo is...
05:41Matsuriya Hikari.
05:43Matsuriya Hikari.
05:45Matsuriya Hikari.
05:47Matsuriya Hikari.
05:49Matsuriya Hikari.
05:51Matsuriya Hikari.
05:53They're in a duo again.
05:55They're in a duo again.
05:57They're in a duo again.
05:59They're in a duo again.
06:01They're in a duo again.
06:03They're in a duo again.
06:05They're in a duo again.
06:07They're in a duo again.
06:09They're in a duo again.
06:11They're in a duo again.
06:13They're in a duo again.
06:15They're in a duo again.
06:17They're in a duo again.
06:19They're in a duo again.
06:21That wasn't really a loli! You can drink properly!
06:23That wasn't really a loli! You can drink properly!
06:25Excuse me, I was wrong about the lawful loli.
06:27Please correct the loli part.
06:29Yes, yes.
06:31I'll teach you that being carefree is only for now.
06:33I'll teach you that being carefree is only for now.
06:37Heroes and Demons!
06:39Looks like a pretty difficult one has arrived.
06:41Let's begin!
06:45Evil Demon King!
06:47I, the Hero, shall pass my guidance here!
06:49Hmph. To think that you could defeat the Demon King with just one human...
06:53You should only dream when you're asleep.
06:57Nice, nice!
06:58There's a battle here that not even one person can lose.
07:01Today, for the sake of this day, I, Daniel, will avenge Johnny, Greg, Leila, and Daniel!
07:09Huh? Didn't you just say Daniel twice?
07:11Ah!
07:12Um...
07:13Didn't you have two allies?
07:17T-That's right! That's what I wanted to say!
07:20If I had the Holy Sword Excalibur, I would have been able to defeat the Demon King!
07:26Her power is reflected in this sword!
07:29Is there a basis for that power?
07:32There is a basis!
07:34Because the light pierced through the princess with this holy sword!
07:38The princess was pierced?!
07:42I had no choice but to defeat the Demon King.
07:45Um, did the princess die?
07:49Yes.
07:50But the princess's death was not in vain.
07:52The light is now standing above the sacrifice of many!
07:56I-Is that so?
07:58I'm sorry about that.
08:00Nice, nice!
08:02I can't get enough of this feeling!
08:04This is what I was hoping for!
08:07Whoa!
08:09Let's go!
08:11Hey, manager! I wanted to see more!
08:15It's a shame, but the next duo is the last one!
08:19Will they be able to make a comeback at the end?
08:24It's the comeback duo of Hirune Nekoma and Yamata Ni Kaeru!
08:30Meow meow!
08:31It's Nekoma, who won first place from Hirune because he had a bad feeling about the story!
08:37Good day, listeners.
08:39I've been using this greeting a lot lately.
08:43I'm Kaeru, who's been called a black-necked baby.
08:47Thank you, both of you!
08:49What's the origin of this duo's name, the comeback duo?
08:53Nekoma will explain that!
08:56Nekoma prefers the opposite of normal people,
09:00and Kaeru is a comeback duo because she's always busy.
09:05I see.
09:06I don't know what you're talking about, but it's fine!
09:08Here we go!
09:12Apologize!
09:13The topic is apology!
09:16Nekoma, have you ever apologized?
09:19No.
09:20I'm in trouble, Kaeru, too.
09:22I stumbled on the first step.
09:24Why are you two so quick to judge yourself?
09:28Do you think you're an adult?
09:31As for Nekoma, I think you should apologize for using me as an excuse.
09:38Well, I can't just sit here and do nothing.
09:41Kaeru, would you like to apologize?
09:43It looks like you're ready.
09:45Then, let's start the apology meeting!
09:49Thank you for coming out of your busy schedule.
09:55I will now begin the apology meeting.
10:01Apology Meeting
10:04I'm terribly sorry for causing such a commotion.
10:09Nyan-nyan!
10:10Nekoma is going to ask a question!
10:14Kaeru is in the middle of a program with her mom.
10:20Then, she sent a message to her mom,
10:25saying that she acted like a kid and caused a commotion.
10:30Is that true?
10:34Yes.
10:35It's all true.
10:37Nyan-nyan!
10:38Why did you do that?
10:40Well, to put it bluntly,
10:43I couldn't contain my desire to fight.
10:48In the first place, Kaeru is an adult,
10:52but my sleeping soul is a baby.
10:55That's why I couldn't contain my desire to fight.
11:00At least at that moment,
11:02Kaeru's ability to think has decreased to the level of a baby.
11:09I see.
11:11In other words, Kaeru is saying that she is a baby.
11:15Excuse me, but can I ask your age?
11:18Age is a number.
11:20Older people don't know that.
11:22How can you say that to a baby?
11:25By the way, isn't it strange that Kaeru is the only one being blamed?
11:30Kaeru knows that Nekoma has a lot of debts.
11:35Nyan!
11:36I'll expose all of your evil deeds to Hakujitsu.
11:40Prepare yourself!
11:42Nyan-nyan-nyan!
11:44Oh, what's going on here?
11:47Is it an official change?
11:48I'm Kaeru Yamatani, a reporter.
11:51Nice to meet you.
11:53This time, although Nekoma invited three of his friends to baseball,
11:59he didn't win the so-called bad baseball game.
12:03Oh, it's a management MC here!
12:06Then I'll announce the winner.
12:08The two people who left the most impression on me
12:12are the two broadcasters!
12:16I did it!
12:19I guess it was the one with the most breath.
12:23Gappo-gappoya! Gappo-gappo!
12:26All right! Let's go eat sashimi together next time!
12:29It's a treat for me and the students!
12:32That's a good idea.
12:33Tell the students and the staff that you want to participate.
12:37Let's have a wonderful night together!
12:39I did it!
12:46Next Week
12:48It's time for everyone's favorite show, Showa-chan!
12:53Today, I'd like to invite Eli-chan as a guest and play a horror game!
12:57I don't want to play a horror game.
13:01You have to do it.
13:04For those of you who don't know what's going on,
13:08this collaboration started with an animal-killing project that Eli-chan originally did.
13:14If you don't answer the question about the animal you got from the listener,
13:18you'll be punished for answering the question in the survey.
13:23You can't answer the question,
13:27so you have to admit defeat.
13:29But it's an animal, so it can't be helped.
13:32I'm going to do my best!
13:34That scene was cut out and made a big deal of it.
13:39So, this is the penalty game!
13:43But Eli-chan wasn't good at horror games.
13:47I don't want to do it.
13:49I wanted to prepare a buddy to play with, so I asked my senpai.
13:54And I came!
13:57That's why!
13:58If you like me so much that you choose a buddy, tell me quickly.
14:02Do you want to have sex?
14:03Don't try to increase the penalty game.
14:07I chose you because you seemed to neutralize the fear of horror games.
14:14No, that's the support of my heart.
14:17Do you want to have sex?
14:19She's only thinking about doing it.
14:21She's a cat in her first period.
14:23She's already starting to play games.
14:26If you're going to play games, you should have done it yesterday.
14:29I don't want to hear about your erotic play.
14:31Live on!
14:33Yes, game start.
14:37Kukuku...
14:48Kukuku...
14:53Nihihi...
14:54Good luck, Eli-chan!
14:56Relax, relax!
14:58Shou-chan-senpai can afford it because she's already played it.
15:02Horror games are good, too.
15:04The producer of this game surprised me.
15:08I'm treated well.
15:10I'm excited.
15:12Do you want to have sex?
15:14I feel like I'm wrong about how to enjoy horror games.
15:17And the invitation to sexual intercourse is persistent.
15:20It's okay.
15:22It's a compliment.
15:23It's the same as Eli-chan's death.
15:26Maybe it's time to stop this compliment.
15:30What?
15:31What?
15:34Oh, that's good!
15:39Ah!
15:40She was there!
15:41She was definitely up there!
15:45That's right!
15:46Calm down, Eli-chan!
15:48You're giving me a bad feeling.
15:50She was there!
15:51I can't help it!
15:53Okay, okay.
15:55She might have been there.
15:57I want to go home already.
15:59Well, well.
16:00You're locked up.
16:02And you have to find your missing friends.
16:05I can't stay in such a dangerous place!
16:08I'm going home right now!
16:11Thank you for the easy-to-understand plug.
16:17What's this?
16:19Ah!
16:20It's coming this way!
16:22Hey, run away!
16:24If you don't, Ao-one will do something terrible to you!
16:26The thinner you are, the hotter you'll get!
16:28It's dangerous!
16:31Don't attack me!
16:33Which side are you on?
16:43If that's the case...
16:46I'll kill you first!
16:49What?
16:50What color is your blood?
16:53If your blood is red, I'll give you a strawberry.
16:56If your blood is purple, I'll give you a blueberry jam!
17:00I'm going to kill you!
17:05Huh? Game over?
17:07What the hell is this?
17:15Sh-Shio-chan-senpai.
17:17Can you hear me?
17:21H-Hey!
17:23Can you hear me?
17:25It's me, A-Rai.
17:30Am I going to be a comedian, too?
17:36Welcome to Raipon, A-Rai-chan!
17:39No!
17:42I didn't think this would happen.
17:45That's why I thought horror games were bad.
17:49Come on, cheer up.
17:51Say it like you've never said it before.
17:54Come on, say it.
17:56What the hell are you doing?
18:00Please forgive me, boss.
18:02Please let me stay in my office.
18:05I'm not your boss. I'm your friend.
18:08I'm not that kind of person.
18:12I used to be into that kind of movie.
18:15I just got a little bit of that part.
18:20No, Kumi-cho.
18:22We're businessmen who sell characters.
18:25If you mess up once, you can't go back.
18:28If you look at me right now, you'll see.
18:33Don't make it sound like that.
18:35I'm still the director.
18:38Not yet. It's not over yet.
18:40I'm not done yet, either.
18:42But! But!
18:44I don't want to give up on myself as a director.
18:47I may be the one who's doing better now,
18:50but you're also a part of me.
18:53So I'm going to continue to work hard as A-Rai, the animal lover.
18:58Oh, that's nice. I understand how you feel.
19:01I'm going to cherish myself as Ava, too.
19:05I've already given up on regret.
19:07Even this accident is a win for the future.
19:10Even if there's a listener who's disappointed this time,
19:13I'm going to turn it around again.
19:17That's it! That's Kumi-cho!
19:21Well, let's continue with the horror game, A-Rai-chan.
19:24Um, I've already been punished enough, so there's no more.
19:29No, you can't.
19:31I may have made a mistake in choosing the right buddy.
19:37Oh, hello, Mr. Human Rota.
19:40Don't say that.
19:42Oh, hello, Mr. Rota.
19:45Why did you think I was going to say that?
19:48There's an actor called Face Justice.
19:51Don't you think it's a good idea to use a full-body toy?
19:54Don't be so cool.
19:57That's enough.
20:01Hey, open the door!
20:04I don't know you're in there!
20:07This is the first time I've ever seen a serious fight!
20:17Your name was Mika, wasn't it?
20:20It smells good, doesn't it?
20:23I'd like to make it a perfume.
20:26Welcome back.
20:30What are you doing all of a sudden?
20:33Do you call me Beat Banda-chan?
20:35Who are you?
20:38What is this?
20:40But the cage...
20:49A-Rai-chan, we're almost out of here.
20:52Really?
20:54This hell is over.
20:56I'm about to cry.
21:04What?
21:07This is...
21:18That's not a beaver.
21:20It's an animal called a mammoth.
21:22It's a processed voice.
21:24If you make a video of my voice,
21:27I'll have you come to my office.
21:29At least it's not an office, it's a zoo.
21:37Congratulations, A-Rai-chan.
21:39This is the end of the proof.
21:45It took a long time.
21:48Well, A-Rai-chan.
21:51Yes, what's wrong?
22:00What?
22:03Do your best from tomorrow.
22:30The more I tremble, the happier the morning
22:41It's like tears are shining and smiling
22:54I want to be the wind that blows
22:59innocent dreams into innocent eyes
23:04While mixing love and hope
23:11The sky-blue fingertips
23:17The sky-blue fingertips
23:21Oh, wind, oh, wind
23:24Tell me about your wide heart
23:32Bring it to me