Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 6 The Pack
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00:00Against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer
00:19Oh look, it's Buffy and all her friends
00:23That's witty you ever wonder I nobody cool ever wants to hang out with you
00:29Just thankful were you this popular at your old school before you got kicked out?
00:36Careful she might beat you up
00:38Hey
00:51Buffy you missed it. Missed what we just saw the zebras mating. Thank you. Very exciting
00:57It was like the Heimlich with stripes
01:00And I missed it. Yeah, somehow I'll find the courage to live on
01:05Where were you I was looking at the fishes. Was it cool
01:09It was fishes
01:11I'm feeling that you're not in the field trip spirit here
01:15well
01:17Nothing
01:19We did the same zoo trip my old school every year
01:22Same old same old Buffy. This isn't just about looking at a bunch of animals. This is about not being in class
01:29You know, you're right suddenly the animals look shiny and new gotta have perspective
01:35I
01:45Go
01:48Hey Kyle, so is this like a family reunion?
01:53No, I think it's a family reunion. It's so
01:58Touching doesn't anybody have a camera?
02:01Hey, does your mom still pick out your lice or are you old enough to do that yourself quit it?
02:07Hey guys, come on. It's got my notes in there. What's going on here?
02:15I've had it up to here with you for what are you doing?
02:20Nothing. Did I ask you to speak?
02:23Okay, I guess I did but I want the truth Lance
02:31They weren't doing anything
02:34Really we were just playing around. All right
02:43I'll be watching you
02:51You
02:54Came through big-time
02:56Way to go Lance
02:59Flutie's been looking for a reason to come down on us. It's okay. Come on. We're gonna check out the hyena house
03:05But I think it's off-limits and there and my friend lies
03:09Oh
03:31Playing with him as a cat plays with the mouse
03:34Is it with those guys? They're obnoxious
03:38Professionally, well every school has them. So you start a new school you get your desks some blackboards and some mean kids
03:45Yeah, well, I better try class. I'll handle it. This job doesn't require actual slaying
03:56You don't think we should follow Kyle and those guys are jerks, but they're all talk
04:02Mostly why don't we yeah, why don't we
04:08Oh, hold it. Hold it. Are you blind or are you just illiterate?
04:12Because I ain't as a very quick to prey on the weak
04:14Oh, we were just not going in there. Anyone that does is in a world of trouble. No, no one's going in there
04:23Why is it off-limits it's a quarantine these hyenas just came in from Africa so keep out
04:31Even if they call your name
04:34What are you talking about the Maasai tribesmen told me that hyenas are capable of understanding human speech
04:40They follow humans around by day learning their names at night when the campfire dies. They call out to a person
04:49Once they separate them
04:52The pack
04:56Devours
05:03I
05:25Don't see any hyenas
05:28Okay
05:32Now we've seen it looks cute, I think it looks hungry
05:52What are you gonna get in my face
05:57I
06:27You
06:57You
07:27You
07:29You
07:31You
07:55I thought Xander would be here by now that make him on time. I couldn't have that
08:01Did he seem upset at all on the bus back from the zoo?
08:06About what? I
08:07Don't know. He was quiet. I
08:10Didn't notice anything
08:13But then again, I'm not as hyper aware. I'm a zoo. See for example you
08:18hyper aware
08:20Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health his moods his blood pressure 130 over 80
08:27You've got a bad girl
08:30He makes my head go tingly
08:32You know what? I mean, I
08:35Dimly recall, but it hasn't happened to you lately
08:40I'm late not even for
08:43dangerous and mysterious older man who's left a jacket wearing right now
08:49Those with the shoes come on angel pushes your buttons, you know does
08:56I suppose some girls might find him good-looking
09:01If they have eyes, all right, he's a honey, but
09:05It's just he's never around
09:08when he gets all he wants to do is talk about vampires and I
09:13I just can't have a relationship. There. He is angel
09:17Xander
09:27Girls boy, sorry, I'm late. I forgot that we're gonna be here
09:34Hungry
09:36Xander you still want me to help you with geometry tomorrow? We can work after class
09:42Yeah
09:43What is this crap? Well, it was my buttery croissant man. I need some food birth live on this
09:57What
09:58What's up with you?
10:00Something wrong. Did I do something? What could you possibly do? That's crazy. Talk. I'm just
10:07Restless. Well, we could go to the ice cream place. I like it here
10:18Okay, now what you took a bath
10:21Yeah, I often do I'm actually known for it
10:26That's okay
10:29And the weird behavior award goes to
10:39Oh great, it's the winged monkeys
10:55I
11:14Don't understand why you're sitting at our table. Yeah, shouldn't you be hovering over the football stadium with Goodyear written on you?
11:25I
11:28Gets bad
11:49Right, that's enough training for one day
11:55Well, that last roundhouse was kind of sloppy. Are you sure you wanna do it again? No, no, no, that's fine
12:01you just
12:02run along to class
12:07Well, I wait for the feeling to return to my arms
12:26Oh
12:28Hey Herbert gave mr. Flutie quite a scare didn't he?
12:33Students, I'd like you all to meet Herbert our new mascot for the Sunnydale high Razorbacks
12:45He's not cute no, he's a fierce Razorback
12:50He
12:52Doesn't look mean mr. Flutie he's mean he's ready for action. See here the tusks a
13:00scary
13:02Razorback, you're right. He's a fine mascot and will engender school spirit. No, he better was the fortune to feed him
13:09All right. Let's get you back into your cage
13:15This way
13:20I'm not getting this. It's simple really see
13:24The bisector of a vertex is the line that divides the angle at that vertex into two equal parts
13:31It's like a big blur all these numbers and angles
13:34It's the same stuff from last week. You had it down then. Why do I need to learn this?
13:40Because otherwise you'll flunk math
13:42Explain the part where that's bad
13:44You remember you fail math you flunk out of school
13:48You end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says hey kids. Where's the cool parties this weekend?
13:56You've been through this
13:58Do you have a headache? Yeah, I
14:01Think I know what's causing
14:05Ah
14:06That's better. It goes right to the source of the pain
14:09Look forget it. Okay. I don't get it. I won't ever I don't care
14:15We can finish this another time see the problem is you kids today have no school spirit
14:26Hold on let me get his outfit off
14:29Today, it's all gangs and drugs and those movies on Showtime with the nudity. I don't have cable
14:35I only heard when I was your age. We cared about the school's reputation and the football team's record all that stuff
14:41Of course when I was your age I was surrounded by old guys telling me how much better things were when they were my age
15:11All
15:21Regular gym classes have been postponed
15:25So, you know what that means
15:28Dodgeball
15:31For those of you that may have forgotten the rules are as follows
15:36You dodge
15:41I
16:11I
16:41I
17:11I
17:13I
17:40Love it
17:43I
18:02Guess you've noticed that I've been different around you lately. Yes, I
18:07think um, I
18:10Think it's because my feelings for you have been changing
18:13And well, we've been friends for such a long time
18:17Then I feel like I need to tell you something
18:22I've um
18:26I've decided to drop geometry
18:29So I won't be needing your math help anymore
18:33Which means I won't have to look at your pasty face again
18:43I
19:00Gonna say something to me
19:13You
19:30Dogs where
19:32You
19:38You're out of your mind that's no way to play lead guitar
19:42Not hey Xander, you've heard wretched refuse play. What do you think of the guy who plays lead?
19:50Hey, hey, what do you guys shut up you're sharing friends like to share
19:57Good well done. Hey, that is not cool
20:14Hey
20:27Oh
20:49Let's do lunch
20:57You
21:27Oh
21:57Oh
22:27Oh
22:57We haven't always been close but he's never I
23:02Think something's wrong with him or maybe there's something wrong with me
23:11What are you talking about
23:14Come on, he's not picking on you. He's just sniffing you a lot
23:23Maybe three isn't company anymore
23:27You think this has something to do with me?
23:32No, that still doesn't explain why he's hanging out with the Dode patrol something's going on something weird
23:40What are you gonna do
23:44Talk to the expert on weird
23:46So I'm just taken to teasing the less fortunate. Uh-huh
23:49And there's a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor. Yes
23:54And well, otherwise all his spare time spent lounging about with imbeciles it's bad, isn't it
24:02It's devastating he's turned into a 16 year old boy, of course, you'll have to kill him Charles I'm serious
24:11Except the part about killing him
24:14Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will however get over it
24:19I cannot believe that you of all people are trying to scully me. There is something supernatural at work here
24:27Get your books look stuff up
24:30Look under what I
24:33Don't know that's your department the evidence that you presented me with is sketchy at best. He scared the pig
24:43Well, he did
24:44Buffy boys can be cruel. They tease they they they prey on the weak. It's it's natural teen behavior pattern
24:54What did you just say?
24:58They tease they prey on the weak I've heard that somewhere
25:06Xander has been acting totally wiggy ever since we went to the zoo him and Kyle and all those guys. They went into the hyena cage. Oh
25:13God that laugh
25:15You're saying that Xander's becoming a hyena. I don't know
25:20Or been possessed by one not just Xander all of them. Well, I've said certainly never heard of
25:28Herbert they found him the pig
25:32Dead and also eaten principal Flutie's freaking out testosterone, huh?
25:43What are you gonna do get my books look stuff up
26:00You four
26:04What oh don't think I don't know
26:07Three kids saw you outside Herbert's room. You're busted. Yeah
26:12You're going down
26:14How is Herbert?
26:16crunchy
26:21That's it my office right now
26:25Now
26:33You're gonna have so much detention your grandchildren will be staying after school Wow
26:40Apparently Noah rejected the hiatus from the ark because he thought they were an evil impure mixture of dogs and cats
26:48Hyenas aren't well-liked
26:50They do seem to be the schmoes of the animal kingdom. I
26:55Couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy or or some ducks. That's assuming possession is the right word
27:01Oh, I'll say it is the Masai the Serengeti have spoken of animal possession for for generations
27:09I should have remembered that so how does it work? Well, apparently there's a sect of animal worshippers known as primals. They believe that
27:18humanity
27:19Consciousness the soul is a perversion a dilution of spirit
27:24To them the animal state is holy
27:27they are able through transpossession to to
27:31draw the spirit of certain animals into themselves and
27:34Then they started acting like heinous well only the most predatory of animals are of interest to primals
27:40So yes, is that would fit? Yes. So what happens to the person once the spirits in them?
27:47if it goes unchecked I
27:56Gotta find Xander
28:04I
28:34Strong
28:55Xander
28:58I
29:03This is ridiculous we need to talk
29:10Waiting for you to jump my bones. I
29:13Have seen some sick things in my life
29:18Believe me, but this is beyond the pale
29:23What is it with you people?
29:25Is it drugs?
29:28You
29:31Defenseless pig
29:34What are you doing
29:41Get off of me is that what you really want
29:45We both know what you really want you want danger, don't you?
29:50You like your men dangerous. You're in trouble Xander. You are infected with some hyena thing. It's like a demonic possession
29:57Dangerous and mean right like angel your mystery guy
30:02Well, guess who just got me now stop that. You're only gonna make things worse for yourselves
30:11I tell you how this is gonna work. I am gonna call your parents and they're gonna take you all home
30:17Oh
30:25Thank you
30:30I'm sorry. That is it
30:38How long I've waited until you stop pretending that we are an attract
30:48I
30:51Tell willow
30:53Stops kidding herself
30:55That I could settle with anyone but you
30:59Xander I don't want to hurt you
31:04Now you want to hurt me
31:07Once later, I like it when you're scared
31:12The more I scare you the better you smell
31:17Oh
31:47You
31:49You
32:12Hurry up we gotta get him locked up somehow before he comes to you. Oh my god Xander. What happened? I hit him
32:19What a desk?
32:21He tried to hand it felony sexual assault
32:25Buffy the hyena and it didn't know
32:29No, but it's safe to say that in his animal state his idea of wooing doesn't involve a Yanni CD and a bottle of Chianti
32:37There
32:40Where's Charles you're called to some teachers meeting. What are we gonna do? I mean, how do we get Xander back?
32:46Right now I'm a little more worried about what the rest of the pack are up to rest the pack was spotted
32:52outside her but the mascots cage
32:56They were sent to the principal's office good that'll show
33:03Did it show
33:07They didn't hurt him did they
33:10They ate him
33:16They
33:20Ate principal Flutie
33:23ate him up
33:25The
33:27Official theory is that wild dogs got into his office somehow
33:33There was no one at the scene but Xander didn't he was with you. Oh
33:41Oh
33:43That's a small messy Charles, how do we stop this? How do you transpossess someone?
33:48I'm afraid I still don't have all the pieces
33:51The counts of the primals and their methods are a bit thin on the ground
33:56there is some talk of a predatory act, but the exact ritual is is
34:01Some
34:05Malleus maleficarum deals in particulars of demonic possession which may apply
34:18Yes, well one should be able to transfer the spirits to another human well, that's great any volunteers
34:25Good point we need to do is put the hyena back in the hyena
34:29But until we know more I bet you that zookeeper could help us maybe he didn't quarantine those hyenas because they were sick
34:39We should talk to him, okay. Oh wait, somebody's got to watch Xander I will
34:45Well, are you sure if he wakes up? I'll be all right go
34:51Come on
34:59I
35:29I
35:59I
36:14Willow
36:17How are you feeling
36:21Like somebody hit me with a desk
36:25What am I doing here you're
36:28Resting
36:31You guys got me locked up now
36:34Cuz you're sick
36:36Buffy said oh
36:39Buffy in our all-purpose solution punch him out and knock him down
36:43I'd love to see what you do to somebody who was really sick. That's not fair
36:47Buffy saved both of our lives before she came here our lives didn't need that much saving did they?
36:52Weren't things a lot simpler when it was just you and me
36:59Maybe
37:01We were alone together
37:04Willow I know there's something wrong with me. I think it's getting worse
37:08But I can't just stand around waiting for Buffy to decide it's time to punch me out again. I
37:16Want you to help me I
37:18Want you?
37:21I am helping you you're doing what you're told
37:28Buffy's trying to help you too. You know that
37:33Alexander does yeah Buffy's so selfless always thinking of us
37:41Well if I'm so dangerous how come she left you alone with me I
37:45Told her to why cuz I know you better than she does
37:51And I wanted to be here to see if you were still you
37:58You know I am look at me
38:08Look
38:16Now I know
38:21The students have been possessed by the hyenas yes
38:25Are you sure?
38:27We're really really sure you don't seem enormously surprised by this the zoo imported those hyenas from Africa
38:34There was something strange about them from day one. I did some homework
38:39That particular breed is very rare totally vicious
38:44Historically they were worshipped by these guys
38:47primals yeah creepy guys
38:50Now they had rituals for taking the hyena spirits, but I don't see how that could have happened to your kids
38:57We don't know exactly how the ritual works. We know that it involves
39:02Predatory act and some kind of symbol
39:05predatory act
39:07Of course that makes sense. Where did you read that? Do you have Sherman Jeffries work on on cults and boys?
39:15Sorry look look
39:17I think we may have enough information so that together we could pull off a reverse transpossession
39:24What do we do you've got to get those possessed students over to the hyena cage right away?
39:29I'll meet you there. We can begin the rituals well
39:33We can guarantee you one of them, but there are four more and we have no idea where they are
39:37No, I wouldn't worry about that after hyenas feed and rest
39:41Feed and rest they will track the missing member of their pack until they find him. They should come right to you
40:01Willow I'm not listening
40:12Oh
40:31Xander shut up
40:41I
41:11I
41:41I
42:11I
42:41I
43:09Think they're going
43:10They could be faking it. No, they're hungry. They'll be looking for somebody weak. I'm really sorry
43:16Well, I didn't know they were gonna come after Xander
43:18We must lead them back to the zoo if we're gonna stop this and before their next meal. I guess that's my job
43:25Individually, they're almost as strong as you as a group. They're tough, but I think they're getting stupider
43:30You guys go to the zoo. I'll bring them to you. I
43:36Didn't say she looks better than you I said she looks better
43:41I heard what I heard Joey chew you have to chew or you'll choke
43:53See why we have to have this conversation every time we see them I didn't start it
44:04Where are the keys?
44:10Joey
44:40I
44:55Don't play with your food
45:05Come on you know what you want
45:10I
45:24Pathway to the hyena house
45:27Where's the zookeeper? Oh, you must be inside
45:30I'll go ahead and prepare things you just
45:33Warn us when you hear Buffy and the others approach you
45:40I
46:07Doctor
46:11Zookeeper oh
46:17Of course the
46:20Masai ceremonial garb is very good. Are you otherwise prepared for the transpossession?
46:28Almost oh
46:32Right the
46:35Sacred circle yes, you'd need that to
46:41But this would be here when and the children first came why would you
46:54I'm terribly frustrating for you a bunch of schoolchildren would accomplish what you could not
47:01It bothered me
47:04But the power will be mine
47:10I
47:41Oh
47:44Giles
47:45Where the heinous for the transpossession?
47:48They're right here in the feeding area
47:51Stay back. They haven't been fed
47:54Where's Giles he's laying in wait?
47:58They're almost here shouldn't you bring the hyenas out when the time is right? I'm gonna need your help
48:11That's Buffy get ready
48:16What is this
48:19Predatory act remember
48:21Right you'll pretend to slash my throat and and put the evil in the hyenas
49:10Oh
49:40I
49:44Miss anything I
49:48Heard the vice-principals taking over till they can find a replacement
49:53It shouldn't be too hard to find a new principal unless they ask what happened to the last one, okay?
49:58But I had nothing to do with that right all right. You only ate the pig I ate a pig
50:03It was he cooked and called bacon or oh
50:07My god, I ate a pig I mean the whole trichinosis issue aside yuck well
50:12It wasn't really you well
50:14I remember I'm going on the field trip and then going down to the heinous house and next thing
50:19Some guys holding the willow and he's got a knife
50:22You saved my life. Hey nobody messes with my willow
50:30This is definitely the superior Xander except no substitutes
50:36I didn't do anything else I around you guys anything embarrassing
50:44Nah
50:46Not at all
50:47Come on. We're gonna be late. See you at lunch cool
50:52Hey going vegetarian
50:54I
50:59Have been reading up on my animal possession and I cannot find anything anywhere about
51:05memory loss afterwards
51:08Did you tell them that your secret dies with me?
51:15Shoot me stuff me not me
51:24You
51:54You
52:15You