Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 6 All The Way
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 6 All The Way
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00:00with you first you you give me this beautiful ring and then I can't wear it in public
00:07don't you want to get married yes come on Tara I am so old enough to do research
00:15you do research now on a cappuccino and a pack of cigarettes to go with it
00:20why should I care about any of this because they'll take you away I can't make you go to school
00:28then I won't be found fit to be your legal guardian since you've been back you haven't
00:34exactly been big with the whole range of human emotions thing I know you never loved me
00:42but you treat me like a man
00:51um everything on this table is half off including the table
00:54buy one eyeball get the second one free
00:57careful me mateys these be fireflies spat volcano off the coast of Katmandu
01:07you're not a real pirate real pirates live on boats and don't look stupid
01:13ha ha ha oh a salty suave maybe you be fishing for the taste of me hook
01:22uh hello ahab a little help please and help you shall have
01:27work
01:36so what are you supposed to be an angel uh-huh oh didn't you have wings oh no this is a special
01:43kind of angel called charlie we don't have wings we just skate around with perfect hair fighting
01:48crime where's your costume like I'm six years old Halloween's so lame but you get to dress up
01:56and play games sander's gonna teach me a new one after work called shiver me timbers ever play
02:02uh dawn willow could use some help in magical texts I'm all over it how about you ever play
02:09shiver me timbers not really much for the timber I'm just saying you might want to rethink the
02:18stereotype before someone turns you into a toad and while you're at it why don't you try removing
02:24that broomstick from your dawn hey don't stop the infective on account of me if I see one more
02:33idiot that thinks witches are all hairy moles and rotten teeth excuse me do you have any candy corn
02:42oh look at you you are just the cutest thing but I thought you said I know but look
02:51with the hat and the wart oh let's go fill your tummy up with sugary nibblets okay
03:12puffy
03:15we're running low on mandrake root check the basement
03:18okay don't blame me if we have this conversation over and over and over
03:28and over and over oh
03:33bell neck look into it come with a nice leather collar does it what are you doing lurking down
03:40here came through the tunnels running low on boba weed stir it in with the blood makes it all hot
03:51and spicy well I was gonna pay for it I mean no I was gonna nick it because that's what I do
04:05I go where I please and I take what I want and what's your excuse anyway I thought you
04:08had it to the brim with customer disservice one-time deal to help out
04:13and I mean straight time no loop-de-loop mummy hand repeat-o-vision
04:23where's the mandrake root
04:27um
04:32three to a jar
04:34tend to go a bit wonky if you cram them too close thanks be like a bit of the rough-and-tumble
04:44what me you patrolling hello
04:51patrolling hello oh uh I should stay maybe tomorrow
05:03it's not like I don't already have plans great pumpkins on a 20.
05:11so much easier to talk to when he wanted to kill me
05:22go help trials
05:28what happened to Xander he kept poking me with his hook I sent him over to charmed objects with
05:35any luck he'll pick the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a 50-foot
05:41giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates we've got a ton of bagging to do here actually
05:47spike had a really good idea you know maybe I should patrol
05:52buffy you've been patrolling every night this week besides it's halloween it's the one time
05:55of the year that supernatural threats give it all well-deserved rest as should you yeah what
06:02about costumes that take over your personality or we little irish fear demony thingies yes well
06:08if anything calamitous should happen history suggests it'll happen to one of us right exactly
06:13so I should patrol to avoid any of that and I'm bagging
06:44um
06:58um
07:14is
07:21give you something special this year
07:43so
07:53wow
08:13so
08:43come again
08:48a zillion years store go boom
08:55that was the most incredible thing I have ever experienced
09:00except for that what you all did for me tonight the astounding heaps of money you helped me
09:09uh us acquire all I can say is I hope we make as much tomorrow
09:18tomorrow oh post-holiday clearance the cornerstone of retail
09:31rooms all around then or I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incantation it'll be like
09:37fantasia we all know how splendidly that turned out for mickey I think I'm a little more adept than
09:45a cartoon mouse and you have more fingers which is good because and there's no need to wear those
09:52big white gloves to overcompensate you know if you had a real peg leg you wouldn't just have a
09:58lame costume he'd actually be lame which is completely different you do this every night
10:04every time I close out the cash register the dance with capitalist superiority
10:12I'm gonna marry that girl what she's 15 and my sister so don't eat
10:20oh hey everybody can I um
10:26um uh if there's something Anya and I want to tell you
10:37now now
10:44we're getting married oh my god congratulations that that's
10:52wow it's a big wow
10:59I thought you were waiting for the right moment
11:06I did
11:07um
11:24did you know about this no unless I blocked it from my memory
11:31much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue
11:38is that why you're always cleaning your glasses
11:40so you don't have to see what we're doing tell no one
11:46Giles this is
11:50we have to do something and he said he couldn't imagine the rest of his life about me and then
11:56he gave me this which I'll be paying for the rest of my life can I try that oh absolutely not
12:03where I come from this sort of thing requires much in the way of libation god save the queen
12:10sorry we couldn't get a big fancy kind of caught us with our parties down oh that's okay this is
12:16just the first premarital celebration there'll be lots more for gifts sure maybe we'll even have
12:23time to decorate for the next one all right wait cause a retouch a timely
12:37this is so much better than the way it usually looks thank you
12:48the grocery store's still open we could have bought decorations there
12:52why bother these are perfect and extra biodegradable in a couple of hours
13:00no they're they're great it's just why use magic when you can do something naturally
13:07well you can fight monsters naturally sticks and stones don't recommend it though it's different
13:15how because because you're protecting people keeping them from being hurt
13:23which makes them happy like pretty decorations made it on you happy it's not the point well
13:30why are you being like this this isn't about me this is so about you you're always coming down
13:36on me for for doing magic that couldn't harm a fly what's your problem well I just wish that
13:43you would stop and think about what you're sorry just checking on the chips it's okay we're done
13:58you're getting married you me jokey oh sorry I just I can't believe it
14:07it seems like only yesterday you had to pay a girl to date you like I'd ever pay
14:13to find date I was only out of commission for three months
14:18many other things have changed since I've been away I got a tattoo what which is why we told her
14:25no just a little one over my dead body the kind that doesn't come back fine
14:34congratulations you're very lucky finding a guy like him not as lucky as me
14:50see you guys tomorrow oh tomorrow yeah I'm sleeping over at Genesis remember
14:58that's tonight no it's on the other Halloween come on you said I could
15:07uh well I know I I did it's just you know now with Zander's party oh we're good but you have
15:15to get us some extra gifts for our reception yes please I don't know Giles absolutely not up to me
15:25absolutely not up to me come on it's four blocks away I'll walk straight over
15:32not like I'm gonna be roaming the streets
15:36please
15:55so
15:58hello
15:59so
16:16hey oh perv sorry I thought
16:23summers did you get over the wall okay yeah my sister thinks I'm staying at your house
16:29ah the mominator thinks I'm staying at yours can't believe they fell for that one like own a tv
16:37so where are we meeting the park that's where all the monsters gather on Halloween
16:55nice shot
16:55hey baby hey what took you so long I had to stop for crimes and misdemeanors
17:05Zach this is my friend Donna was telling you about hello
17:11hey Justin I know I've seen you around at a couple of parties I've seen you too
17:21hey we'll catch you guys later alone at last so what do you guys want to do
17:40yeah three points
17:43witches don't really look like that you got a lot of witch friends
17:47you got a lot of witch friends no I mean from stuff that I read and stuff
17:54um some of them are supposed to be really pretty and you don't want to get them mad
18:08so
18:09oh
18:12he's okay ho-hum okay or like oh my god I think I'm gonna pee my pants okay pee
18:25so what's your verdict captain real Justin in love I don't know
18:32she's cute well congratulations for having eyeballs
18:36what about that you know going all the way you think that uh
18:43that the moon and the stars look lovely tonight
18:47hey you think when we're done with this juvie crap maybe we can do something else I'm getting
18:51kind of bored
18:55just one more
19:06Anya is a wonderful former vengeance demon I'm sure you'll spend
19:11many years of non-hell dimensional bliss
19:15is she moving in with you
19:21ah you know with your combined incomes you might think about a down payment on a house
19:28like the kind you live in you're right oh I'm sure you'll like to think about all the
19:32arrangements for the wedding and such you've got the rest of your life to plan the rest of your life
19:39yeah yeah
19:40hmm no way you know who lives there old man Kaltenbach trust the old bastard
19:50isn't he supposed to be mental or something total looney tons pumpkins very dangerous
20:00you go first screw that come on shows how brave you are see those cute little girly guts
20:08hey lay off man if she doesn't want it I'll do it go dawn look you don't have to do this
20:17it's okay I want to
20:39so
20:54shouldn't ought to mess with those sometimes they bite
20:59get away from her don't make me go kung fu on you man
21:02come on inside kid's got something special for you
21:13daddy's got a treat
21:18cool no no we are so not going in there dawn tell them
21:33dude where'd you get the cool toys used to design them back in 58 nothing would give me more
21:42pleasure than to see a child's face light up when he'd open one of mine on a christmas
21:50or a birthday I was good jeepers I was the best
21:56and then that thing happened one little mistake and they took it all away from me they
22:11they took my toys
22:13so
22:20time for the treats who wants to help daddy in the kitchen how about you sally
22:30uh sally's not much for the cooking why don't I give you a hand
22:34hands are good always use more hands more hands
22:51okay I say we get the funk out of here before satan claus tries to stuff us up the chimney
22:56what mr big tree they'll break the old guys real hard something is still beating
23:03she's right we should just get justin and go come on the dude's a thousand years old
23:07what is he gonna do try this in his drool cup hey where's its head
23:33so
23:54oh
23:54oh
23:59the hell was that
24:04justin
24:15justin
24:16oh let's go oh what happened I searched his wallet when he wasn't looking come on
24:27oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
24:36dude that guy was rank that a spritz of dawn will wash that right out
24:41so what do you think lunchables or should we go all the way and turn them
24:46so I was thinking maybe a june wedding but then I remembered that they always had the highest
24:54percentage of calls for vengeance so now I'm leaning towards as soon as damn possible
24:58I mean mortal life being so short we gotta cram in as much marital bliss as we can before we
25:03wither and die I mean there's just so much to consider though I mean planning the wedding
25:08and new cars house and babies you have to plan for babies otherwise they'll just run rough shot over
25:15your entire existence yeah you gotta know what to call them before they hit college
25:22yeah Rupert is an exceptionally strong man
25:29we want our progeny to eat paste and have their lunch money stolen
25:38look all that matters is that they're happy everything else is thick gravy goodness
25:44I know I mean I'm the luckiest ex-demon in the world I mean to be able to find the one person
25:50in in all dimensions that I was meant to be with and have everything work out exactly as I dreamed
25:57I mean how often does the universe allow that to happen
26:00air sweet mother oxygen you okay yeah I just
26:19just I didn't think it'd be so much but this is good and this is love and celebration and
26:30moving forward Anya's right this is the way life's supposed to work out
26:39right deep pools of ooey delight I'm wallowing not drowning definite wallow action
26:50okay so once more into the breach
26:54oh I think my breeches are wearing a little thin I'm gonna take Spike up on that offer to patrol
27:01gotta be something out there cruising for a smack down
27:13so you're like what a sophomore I wish uh freshman yep way down there at the bottom of the
27:23way down there at the bottom of the rung
27:27actually kind of under those little rubber feet that keep the ladder steady hey those are important
27:34here spoils a war you earned it I did yeah for keeping me steady
27:44and so begins her life of crime you're a little late I steal all the time really
27:51totally I haven't paid for lipstick since forever be still my heart cute and bad
28:00yeah add to the bone more like frozen here
28:06thanks my pleasure Miss Summers
28:14hey where's Zach he went to get the car you guys got a car
28:25thanks for the ride
29:06watch back five eight two
29:12losing a pulse
29:24Summers resident oh Mr. Penshaw
29:30no daughter she was staying the night of your house
29:33what yes I realize that now but I don't believe that you call to check
29:41no all right let's just um okay if I if I hear anything I'll let you know
29:50hey
30:02hey we were just getting our dance on it was Janice's mother on the telephone
30:08apparently Janice said that she was staying here the night ah
30:12dipping into the classics you got to respect that is Buffy still outside uh no no she was
30:18getting antsy she went to go find Spike to patrol it was nice to be kept in the loop um
30:24Sandra Ania you stay here in case Mrs. Penshaw calls again
30:28Willow Tower you check downtown I'll swing by Spikes see if I can catch Buffy
30:41don't do nothing I would dude
30:49you're it
30:54hello when they run
31:02so yeah
31:11it's cold
31:12cold you okay you want this back nah cold doesn't really bother me
31:23what are you superman no but I do have a few special powers
31:31hey um does this work you gotta turn the ignition
31:51I love this one yeah another thing we have in common
32:01you're shaking it's cold
32:13you want to go no it's just um what do you expect
32:26I just want to taste you
32:31um
32:57sugar me timbers
33:01What?
33:04Oh, nothing. Just...
33:08Wow.
33:09Oh, my God.
33:11That was your first.
33:14What? No.
33:17It was. That was your first kiss.
33:20I've been kissed before.
33:23I kiss all the time.
33:25Not that I'm a kiss slut.
33:27Just, you know, with the lips and the pressing together and stuff.
33:33Hey, expert here.
33:38Okay, okay, it was my first kiss.
33:42I know, I know, I suck.
33:45My lips are dry and my tongue's all horrible and sticky
33:48and I'm pretty sure I drooled on you.
33:50So just please tell me how awful it was.
33:58It was perfect.
34:07I'm giving cheers to you
34:15The conversation is up again
34:20Well, there's nothing I can demand
34:24You just simply don't understand
34:29Anyway
34:36Do they know their brother and sister?
34:40Do you think she's here?
34:42What?
34:44Do you think Don might have come here?
34:48It's where I'd be if I were 15 and on the lam.
34:51Really?
34:53Well, not me at 15, because hello, spaz.
34:57You?
34:59Yeah, hard to believe such a hot mama-yama
35:02came from humble, geek-infested roots.
35:06Infested roots trying to turn me on?
35:10Do I have to try now?
35:16Come on, let's look over here.
35:19Do you see her?
35:21No, there's too many people.
35:24Maybe we could ask security to...
35:26No, that'll take too long.
35:35One among many, many fade to one.
35:38What are you doing, Will?
35:40I'm just going to clear the crowd.
35:42How?
35:44I'll just shift everyone who isn't a 15-year-old girl
35:47into an alternate dimension.
35:49What?
35:51No, it'll be for like a fraction of a second.
35:54They won't even notice.
35:56Will, no, you can't.
35:59Why?
36:01What if something went wrong?
36:03It won't.
36:05What would Giles say?
36:09Scott.
36:12Are you taking his side now?
36:15This isn't about sides.
36:17You two have been talking about me behind my back.
36:20No, God.
36:22You know how that makes me feel?
36:25Willow, you are using too much magic.
36:27What do you want me to do,
36:29just sit back and keep my mouth shut?
36:32That would be a good start.
36:37If I didn't love you so damn much, I would.
36:41To Callum.
36:43Tara.
36:46Oh, God.
37:07Ow.
37:11Sorry.
37:14It's okay.
37:16As long as it's not bleeding.
37:24Justin.
37:26Come here.
37:28It's just...
37:31God, you are so beautiful.
37:44I love you.
38:00Get your gear together.
38:02We need to...
38:06Spike?
38:09You know,
38:11in civilized cultures, that's called trespassing.
38:14Good thing you're uncivilized.
38:16We've got trouble.
38:18Giles found you.
38:20Giles? No.
38:22Was he looking for me?
38:23Yeah, it's Dawn.
38:25Dawn?
38:26What happened?
38:27No, it's okay.
38:28Giles was by here earlier looking for you.
38:30Dawn and a little friend pulled a Houdini
38:33up to a bit of candy corn mischief, I suspect.
38:35Wait.
38:37She's out there running around by herself?
38:39Yeah, kids these days, eh?
38:42I did a sweep of the tunnels.
38:44Giles was talking about the cemetery.
38:47We have to find her.
38:49I don't think she's in there.
39:01Mist.
39:03Cemetery.
39:05Halloween.
39:08Should end well.
39:16Bloody brilliant.
39:34Dawn!
39:39Dawn, are you all right?
39:41Janice?
39:42You bit me.
39:44That jerk bit me.
39:46Like you weren't asking for it.
39:49I feel certain she wasn't.
39:51What do you know about a grandpa?
39:53Quite a bit, actually.
40:08Come on.
40:19Dude, that sucks.
40:24Dawn.
40:26Where's Dawn?
40:30Dawn!
40:31Get off me!
40:32Dawn, wait!
40:34Wait!
40:36Look, I thought we could, you know, like, hang out or something.
40:39Hang out?
40:41Yeah.
40:42I mean, you're not like other girls.
40:45You're different.
40:47There's something special about you.
40:50I knew it the first time I saw you.
40:54I just want to be close to you.
40:58Shh.
41:00It's okay.
41:03It'll only hurt for a second.
41:06I bet you say that to all the girls.
41:09Giles?
41:11You have a choice, son.
41:13We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.
41:34What were my choices again?
41:51So, this a private game or can anyone join in?
41:57Dawn, are you...
42:00Were you parking with a vamp?
42:04I didn't know he was dead.
42:07Living dead.
42:09Shut up.
42:10How could you not know?
42:12I just met him.
42:14Oh, so you were parking in the woods with the boy you just met.
42:17We've seen each other at parties.
42:19Shut up.
42:20I don't believe you.
42:22Oh, like you've never fallen for a vampire?
42:25That was different.
42:27It always is when it's you.
42:29Excuse me.
42:31Can we fight now?
42:33Hey, didn't anyone come here to just make out?
42:37Oh, that's sweet.
42:39You run.
42:43You scream.
42:45Die, Slayer.
42:51Your sister's a Slayer?
42:53I totally get it.
42:55I knew there was something about you.
43:07I'm sorry.
43:09I'm sorry.
43:11I'm sorry.
43:14Charles!
43:31It's your malfunction, man!
43:36It's Halloween, you nit.
43:38We take the night off.
43:40Those are the rules.
43:42Me and mine don't follow no stinking rules.
43:45We're rebels.
43:52No, I'm a rebel.
43:54You're an idiot.
44:01Give the lot of us a bad name.
44:12No!
44:42You're too fat.
45:13Check your drink.
45:23Give me something good to eat.
45:28That's all I have.
45:30I'm sorry.
45:32I'm sorry.
45:34I'm sorry.
45:36I'm sorry.
45:38I'm sorry.
45:41I thought you really liked me.
45:47I do.
45:51And you like me, too.
45:55I do.
46:11Sorry about the party.
46:13Don't worry about it.
46:15It gave me more time to plan the bridal shower.
46:18Where do we order obscenely muscular male strippers?
46:21Anya.
46:23I'm kidding.
46:25Geez.
46:27I guess I should bugger off.
46:29Something about big bads not venturing far from the crypts on Halloween.
46:33Good fight.
46:35So, uh, big monster bashing?
46:38I'm sorry we missed it.
46:40As long as Don's all right.
46:43Yeah, that's what's...
46:45I think I'm gonna turn in.
46:47Good night.
46:50Tara.
46:52Tara.
46:58How's your face?
47:00Oh, still rugged as ever.
47:03Oh, still ruggedly handsome.
47:06Grandpa, indeed.
47:10She's taking it pretty hard.
47:12Well, it's not surprising.
47:14We can't ignore this kind of behavior.
47:16Something needs to be done before it spins out of control.
47:19You're right.
47:21I'm glad you're here to take care of it.
47:24Don't be too hard on her, okay?
47:34Okay.
47:48We need to have a conversation.
47:53This is the part where you tell me you're not angry?
47:57Just disappointed?
48:00Pretty much.
48:02Have you thought a bit about not being angry?
48:09I'm sorry, okay?
48:12It's not that easy.
48:14Well, what do you want me to do?
48:17Reverse time and take you back?
48:19Because I could probably...
48:22Joke. I don't think I could really.
48:25You know what? Can we not do this now?
48:29I'm tired.
48:31Okay.
48:33Let's just forget it ever happened.
48:42Forget.
49:02Your feet are cold.
49:05Better warm me up.
49:10This is how every day should always end and start.
49:15And all the stuff in the middle.
49:18So, you're not mad?
49:22About what?
49:24About what?
49:54Grr. Arrgh.