Most Popular Punjabi Comedy Scene, Jaswinder Bhalla, B.N Sharma, Shruti, New Punjabi Movie Scene 2024
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00:00A few days later...
00:03Congratulations, sir.
00:05Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:07Sir, please forgive us for punishing your favorite prisoners.
00:10Everyone seems to have read the list published in the newspaper today.
00:14Yes, we have read it, sir.
00:15Sir, you have proved that no one in the world can think as much about these prisoners as you do.
00:23There is no doubt about it, Bahadur Singh.
00:25I have put in so much effort to get these children released.
00:28Either I know, or I know it myself.
00:31I got everything done over the phone, but still my knees are aching.
00:35What nonsense are you talking about?
00:38Today, I feel as if my own children have found a new life.
00:44How proud my mother must be feeling sitting up there.
00:48Sir, haven't your mother been yearning for me for a year now?
00:51What nonsense are you talking about?
00:53She hasn't been yearning for you, she has been yearning for me.
00:55You have made the emotional feeling into an adult feeling.
00:58Sorry, sir, sorry.
01:00Can't you inform the children who have been released?
01:03No, sir.
01:04It's as if the boy has been kissed on his forehead.
01:06Neither the boy is happy, nor the boy's mother.
01:08Go and call General Tate Sehwag.
01:10I'll call him, sir.
01:13Sir, you may take your two favorite prisoners.
01:17But what if they don't become human beings when they go out?
01:19Then when will they come back?
01:21Will they settle in the black cellar again?
01:23Badal Singh.
01:24Yes, sir.
01:25Are the arrangements for the massacre function complete or not?
01:27Sir, they are almost done.
01:28D.D.T. Chitkar...
01:29D.D.T. Chitkar won't have mosquitoes here.
01:31He won't have the MLA.
01:32What other work do you have?
01:33Sir, when the MLA wants to honour you,
01:37he will shower you with flowers.
01:38He just has to bring the newspaper.
01:40Should I bring it?
01:41No, I'll bring it.
01:42Then why didn't you bring it till now?
01:43Sir, don't ask me beforehand.
01:45I'll have to bring it again.
01:47This is my respect.
01:49You can't bring a two rupee newspaper for me again.
01:51What will you do after I die?
01:54Sir, it's not that.
01:55There are flowers in the newspaper.
01:56They will bloom.
01:57I'm telling you, he'll like it.
01:59But the jailor's flowers have withered.
02:01Shut up.
02:04I know my prisoners love me a lot.
02:06But still, explain to my men once
02:08that when they honour the jailor,
02:10they shouldn't clap like this.
02:12Sir, I'll tell them right now.
02:14Sir, they shouldn't clap like this.
02:17There's a reason for the police to be scared.
02:19If they don't clap,
02:20when they do,
02:21they'll curse us.
02:22Get out of here.
02:23Sir.
02:25Hello, Teeray.
02:26Send the Punjabi newspaper tomorrow.
02:28There's no one to buy it.
02:30Hey, Peem.
02:31Did you get the news?
02:32Does Halwai ever eat his sweets?
02:34Your brother-in-law's news has been published.
02:35Brother-in-law?
02:36Again?
02:37No.
02:38The government of Vaisakhi is releasing him.
02:44Look at this.
02:45Traseev Lal's son, Pehrolal,
02:46will be released today.
02:49Brother-in-law is getting released?
02:50Yes.
02:57Jailor Jalal Singh Jowl speaking.
02:59Yes.
03:00I'm the PA of the jailor.
03:02Jeeta.
03:03Mr. Garewal.
03:04Yes.
03:05Look,
03:06the two prisoners who are getting released today,
03:08the minister's wife wanted to interview them in jail.
03:11That's strange.
03:12Those who released them,
03:13they don't have a name.
03:15It must be that
03:16Ragi Hansraj Hansji is standing on one side
03:18and you're trying to honor us.
03:21Anyway,
03:22the jailor is the minister's niece.
03:24We can't say anything against him.
03:27Yes, Mr. Garewal.
03:28Take the minister to the function on time.
03:31We've already posted a DTT
03:33so that if you're late,
03:35you don't have to go around before the minister.
03:37We'll be there.
03:38Hello.
03:43Sir,
03:44Trasim and Jarnail are missing.
03:46Are they hungry?
03:48No, sir.
03:49I've checked all the flushes.
03:51They're nowhere to be found.
03:52That's strange.
03:53If the Americans go abroad and find them,
03:56they won't find Jarnail Trasim in their jail.
03:59Sir, I'm telling the truth.
04:01I've searched all the jails.
04:03Really?
04:04Go and check the boys who are bringing the tent outside.
04:08Sometimes they come here
04:10Yes, sir.
04:12Amani,
04:14I wanted to talk to the jailor on the phone.
04:17What?
04:18Are you out of your mind?
04:19You're five years out of jail, Jarnail.
04:21That's why I'm saying
04:22a good man has to bear the consequences of my escape.
04:27I'll call him and tell him
04:29what I had to do.
04:40Hello, JJJ speaking.
04:42Hello.
04:43Sir, this is Jarnail.
04:45Jarnail, where are you?
04:47I went to Ranjeet and brought you here.
04:49You idiot.
04:50You started talking on the phone.
04:52Sir, I need to talk to you.
04:54You can talk all you want.
04:57First, listen to me.
04:59I'm not that strong.
05:01I'm not that stupid.
05:03I'm not that stupid.
05:05I'm not that stupid.
05:07You are, aren't you?
05:08I'm going to give you a new piece of news.
05:11Should I listen and dig down under your feet?
05:13Sir, first listen to me.
05:14Let me finish first.
05:16The government has forgiven you
05:18for your other crimes.
05:20Today, you'll be released from this funeral tranquility.
05:24That's your story.
05:33I said I'd listen and dig the ground under your feet.
05:36Mr. Nikhisk, all of this happened because of Jailor Jalal Singh Jawal's personal suit.
05:42Now say what you were saying.
05:44What can I say, sir?
05:46If I say it, the ground will fall at your feet, Mr. Nikhisk.
05:51I don't think I'm going to die of happiness.
05:54How many more people do you think are going to be in jail?
05:56I'm going to tear your skin off.
05:57Sir, I've already escaped from jail.
05:59What?
06:00Oh no!
06:02When?
06:04Where?
06:05I mean, how did you escape?
06:07Sir, Tarseem dug a tunnel.
06:10And he escaped from us.
06:12With Tarseem?
06:13Yes, why would he dig a tunnel and hand me over to someone else?
06:16What have you done to me?
06:19Sir, if you already knew about our release, why would you tell us?
06:23I was going to give you a surprise.
06:25How would I know you were going to give me a shock?
06:28It so happened that the mother and daughter who had asked for it with the boy,
06:31escaped with him.
06:33Look at the list of people in today's newspaper.
06:35Your release and the news of my imprisonment have been published in it.
06:39Clap for me.
06:41Sorry, sir.
06:43I know how to forgive you by showing you both good behavior.
06:50I haven't even shown you my panty yet.
06:52And you've already seen it.
06:54I'm going to kill you.
06:56I couldn't even wait for nine months.
06:58And you remembered it already.
06:59Mr. Jailor, tell him what he has to do.
07:01Listen, you're released from the Shami Vaisakhi Function today.
07:05You should be in jail before that.
07:09Sir, we don't even have a prisoner's uniform.
07:11You don't have it and I don't have it either.
07:13For God's sake, go to jail as you please.
07:16What are you talking about, Mr. Jailor?
07:18You're reacting as if I'm asking you to go to jail.
07:21Anyway, there are eight to ten black prisoners in jail.
07:24It doesn't matter if you know something else.
07:27Okay, sir. I'll be there.
07:28What's the big deal?
07:29You should've brought Tarseem with you.
07:31You call him yourself, sir.
07:33I'm his brother-in-law.
07:35I don't want to trouble him.
07:37You should've brought him with you.
07:39Sir, he's not with me.
07:40I dropped him off at his village.
07:42I don't know where he's gone with his son-in-law.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46He's taking his son-in-law on a holiday.
07:49It's going to be my permanent holiday.
07:51Sir, if you don't find him,
07:54let me be released.
07:56Don't stop me.
07:57Very good.
07:59Sir, the uniform and the stain
08:01will look the same to a man
08:03as it would to two men.
08:05Listen to me carefully.
08:07If I get caught,
08:09I won't let you out of here.
08:13If you want to come back to jail,
08:15you'll have to come back with your son.
08:25Jarnail?
08:26What happened?
08:27Why are you so sad?
08:55Mr. Sakeel, please give me a chance.
08:59I was wondering how long we'd keep hiding.
09:04You got out of jail for me.
09:07Your honor is more important to me, Jarnail.
09:10I always wanted you to get a second chance.
09:13A second chance.
09:15God has heard your prayers.
09:18What will Jarnail do now?
09:20The same.
09:21The same.
09:23He'll have to go to jail.
09:25Along with Trasimhlal.
09:30Jai Hind, sir.
09:31Jai Hind.
09:32Sir, I asked all the prisoners to wave their flags.
09:34For your honor.
09:36We won't wave our flags for your honor.
09:38We'll do it for you.
09:39Sir, we'll wave our flags
09:41for your honor.
09:42What do you mean by honor?
09:44For God's sake.
09:45Jarnail and Trasimhlal
09:47got out of jail.
09:48I don't think so.
09:49I don't think this is true.
09:50They really got out of jail.
09:51No, sir.
09:52They can't get out of jail.
09:53That's how tough they are.
09:55Tough as hell?
09:57Even if someone was making a calendar
09:59they'd get beheaded.
10:01Holi!
10:02I can hear them.
10:03They'll come for you.
10:04They'll come for you.
10:05They'll come for you.
10:06They'll come for you.
10:07They got out of jail.
10:08What else were they supposed to do?
10:10That's strange, sir.
10:11We didn't know.
10:12No, no.
10:13Sir, I could hear them.
10:16But I thought
10:17it must be the noise
10:18that's been going on
10:19in Puchal.
10:21Puchal will be there.
10:22That too, in everyone's life.
10:24On a 15 hectare scale.
10:25Sir,
10:26what do we do now?
10:28What do we do, Tulsidas?
10:29We did what we had to do.
10:31Now get your uniform
10:32and get ready to sit at home.
10:34If you want to do anything,
10:35keep your mouth shut.
10:36No one should know
10:37that they got out of jail.
10:39Sir,
10:40what do we do
10:41about the people
10:42I asked to wave our flags?
10:43You don't care about the flags.
10:45Stop them.
10:46Sir, I can't stop them.
10:47I'm wearing a mask.
10:48I told you
10:49not to be afraid of the police.
10:51If you're so afraid of the police,
10:52why are you wearing a mask?
10:54Wear a mask.
10:55Wear a mask.
11:17Bukku!
11:19Bukku!
11:21Bukku!
11:22Darshan?
11:23You're still here?
11:24Yes.
11:29Bukku, come here.
11:35On 13th April,
11:36the Punjab government
11:37has decided to pardon
11:38the prisoners
11:39who were being
11:40tortured
11:41and beaten up
11:42by the police
11:43on the 13th of April.
11:44Under these orders,
11:45all the prisoners
11:46will be released
11:47from the jail.
11:48General Singh,
11:49son of Sardar Gurbaksh Singh
11:50and prisoner Tarseem Lal,
11:51son of Pehraun Lal
11:52will be released today.
11:53My son has studied.
11:54I went within a year
11:55and a half
11:56and my son
11:57has studied Punjabi.
11:58I can spend
11:59the rest of my life
12:00at home
12:01and become
12:02a doctor.
12:03I don't want to
12:04go to jail.
12:05I don't want
12:06to go to jail.
12:07I don't want
12:08to go to jail.
12:09I don't want
12:10to go to jail.
12:11I don't want
12:12to go to jail.
12:13I don't want
12:14to go to jail.
12:15I don't want
12:16to go to jail.
12:17But I want
12:18to become a doctor.
12:19Tarseem,
12:20you know
12:21how well
12:22we caused
12:23these children
12:24to
12:42Sir, all the prisoners in the jail are looking for you, where did you go?
13:02Tulsi Das, the smoke in your house always makes me sweat, anyway, tell me, did you find
13:09out where Patanjali hid Saurang Putti in the jail?
13:11No.
13:12Tell me.
13:13Yes, sir.
13:14Badal Singh.
13:15Yes, sir.
13:16Let's go and explain to the prisoners that Ajitrashem has been arrested by the General
13:19and that's why he's busy with some paperwork.
13:21Okay, sir.
13:22J.J.J.
13:23sir, by the way, your brother-in-law is not as smart as I am, but if you allow me,
13:26can I say something?
13:27Go ahead.
13:28The problem is that both the prisoners should be present at the Basakhi function.
13:31Will they be there?
13:32How's that?
13:33Let's postpone the Basakhi function for a couple of days.
13:37No, you've gone beyond the Nanak Shahi calendar now.
13:40Hey, you stupid, the Basakhi function is usually celebrated on the 13th of April.
13:43This is not a night out.
13:44If we start the night out earlier, we can hold the night out in the afternoon.
13:47Sir, I had told you earlier that your brother is not as smart as I am.
13:50Then stop messing around now.
13:52Let's go.
13:53Sir.
13:54Hello, sir.
13:55Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, don't you recognize me?
13:58No, sir.
13:59We are not from here.
14:02Namaste, sir.
14:03Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.
14:04Don't you recognize me?
14:05I don't recognize you, you moron.
14:09Sir, please sit a little closer.
14:10I'm sitting on the toilet to sit closer.
14:12Not earlier, sir.
14:13Over there.
14:14Sit closer to the brain.
14:16Which barrack were you in earlier?
14:18No, sir, I didn't come from inside.
14:19I came from outside.
14:20I'm Peem, sir.
14:22Peem?
14:23Badal Singh?
14:24Yes, sir.
14:24When did you start learning Mahabharata in college?
14:27Sir, you don't recognize me.
14:28I'm the prisoner you're releasing here, Trasimla.
14:32I'm his brother-in-law.
14:34I want to congratulate him.
14:36Can I shake his hand?
14:37Son, you can shake his hand.
14:39But he's not coming with us today.
14:41He's not coming?
14:42Sir, are you releasing him or hanging him?
14:45No, I mean to say
14:46he's not coming to his own home
14:49because he's going to be jailed today.
14:51That's good, sir.
14:52Just shake his hand for two minutes, please.
14:55For God's sake, shake his hand in the evening.
14:57He'll come home at night
14:58and then you'll be in jail and we'll be able to handle him.
15:01No, sir. I'm happy that he's released.
15:04But I'm happy that I got to meet him.
15:08But, Peem, these four boxes won't fit in our shop.
15:11Sir, you keep them.
15:13Leave one box.
15:14I brought his favorite place.
15:16Favorite place?
15:18Yes, I know all his favorite places.
15:20When I met him, he used to tell me,
15:22Peem, when I'm released,
15:24we'll go there and eat samosas.
15:25We'll eat jalebis.
15:27Peem, we'll play games together.
15:29I know all his favorite places.
15:31Bahadur Singh.
15:31Yes, sir.
15:32Peem knows all his favorite places.