MySelf Pendu, Superhit Punjabi Comedy Movie Scene _ Preet Harpal, Sayali Bhagat, Jaswinder Bhalla
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00:00You
00:30And your younger brother-in-law, Harpal.
00:32Your younger brother-in-law has gone to the Gurudwara.
00:34To bow down.
00:36Mom, I like your words.
00:37You are always very pious.
00:39No, no, no. My dear son. My handsome son.
00:44I think you had a dream.
00:46Dream?
00:49Thank God, it was just a dream.
00:51I had a dream in this dream.
00:53How many times have I told you not to dream about girls?
00:57At times, dream about an angel too.
01:00Mom, I dream about angels all the time.
01:03You tell me. I will go and sit on a tree.
01:05No, no, no. Don't get upset.
01:07Yes. One minute.
01:09Here. Drink some milk.
01:11I want to drink tea.
01:13The colour of tea is black.
01:15The colour of milk is white.
01:17If the colour of milk is white, then why are our cheeks black?
01:21Don't talk too much.
01:23If I drink milk, I will become beautiful.
01:26I have already become beautiful.
01:27One minute.
01:32Look at mom and Anal. Salman Khan is next to her.
01:38Shahrukh Khan is next to her.
01:42Sunny Deol is in front of her.
01:44No, it's too much.
01:46Sunil Chetri is in front of her.
01:47Don't talk too much.
01:51You are very beautiful.
01:53I hope mom doesn't see me.
01:55One minute.
01:57The colour of milk is black.
01:59Say something else, mom.
02:01My son will drink tea.
02:03No, no, no.
02:04Tea has stains. I don't have any stains.
02:07Just say it.
02:08If I say it, who will make breakfast for you?
02:11Son, drink milk.
02:13Otherwise, your father will drink it.
02:15Really?
02:15Come down quickly.
02:17Okay.
02:18Waheguru! Waheguru! Waheguru!
02:23Waheguru! Waheguru! Waheguru!
02:26Baba, how many more days will I have to wake up in the morning?
02:30Even if I don't become a millionaire, at least let me become a millionaire.
02:35Or think of some rich scheme.
02:38Have mercy, Baba.
02:40Please make my father listen to me.
02:48Waheguru! Waheguru! Waheguru! Waheguru!
02:57No, I wish my love would be like them
03:05No, I wish my love would be like them
03:12The one I loved, the one I loved
03:16The one I loved, the one I loved
03:22I will open my hands, I will give you a kiss and you drink the lassi.
03:28Do you drink lassi?
03:29Then what if the boy drinks milk?
03:31He is your boy, not someone else's.
03:34If the boy drinks milk and becomes young,
03:36then people will say,
03:37look at this, our headman Daler Singh Brar's son is going.
03:42Makhan Kaur, if you have to say a word, then say the whole thing.
03:45Meaning?
03:46People will say,
03:47he is Daler Singh Brar's son.
03:51How many times have I told you not to curse my boys?
03:58This is where the headman gets beaten up.
04:02Your weakness is your dear boy,
04:05and my weakness is my Makhani.
04:08Yes.
04:09The smart ones are right.
04:11A dear child and a beautiful wife,
04:13how can they not do anything for the boy?
04:16Here, they even give him milk for my share.
04:19Here, drink the lassi.
04:26Makhani, lassi is nothing.
04:29You can even poison the jat with your own hands.
04:32Daler Singh can even do that.
04:34Really?
04:35Yes.
04:36But seeing your love for Preet and Harpal,
04:39sometimes I get scared that...
04:40Shut up.
04:41How many times have I told you,
04:43I don't like to hear a single word for my children.
04:46No, no.
04:47Uncle feeds his children with his own mouth.
04:50But you...
04:51If you feed them with your own mouth,
04:53then I would be happy about it.
04:55But I am sad about the fact that
04:57poor people feed their children with their own mouth.
05:01Here.
05:02Here comes the mother's pride.
05:04Preet Singh Brar.
05:06People drink lassi with their mouth,
05:08but he drinks milk with his mouth.
05:10He looks like a 25 year old.
05:12When I was 25, I looked like a 25 year old.
05:14Ask your mother.
05:15I didn't even drink milk with my mouth.
05:16You drank milk with your own mouth.
05:18Go to hell, Pachola, who trapped me here.
05:22I had heard a lot about you.
05:25But your stupidity killed me.
05:28You killed me with all my guts.
05:30Mr. Sarpanch, what nonsense are you talking?
05:33Do one thing.
05:34We are bored of seeing you like this.
05:36Bored?
05:37Do something new.
05:38Do something new?
05:39Do you want me to show you a fight with a snake?
05:42It's more than a snake.
05:43Where is the other one?
05:45Did you call my son a snake?
05:47He has gone to the Gurudwara himself.
05:50I have heard this for the first time.
05:52Snakes also go to the Gurudwara.
05:53I am going to wear my shoes now.
05:55No, son.
05:56Don't say that to your brother.
05:58Wow.
05:59Wow.
06:00Here comes the next devotee.
06:01Wow, Guru.
06:02Wow, Guru.
06:03Here comes my darling.
06:04Greetings to the children.
06:05Bye, Guru.
06:06What time does he have to go to the Gurudwara?
06:08If he has to go to the Gurudwara,
06:10he should go at the right time when the birds are chirping.
06:12If the birds are not chirping,
06:13then who is the head of the village?
06:16Son,
06:17call me the head of the village.
06:18My father is ashamed of you.
06:20He doesn't call me the head of the village.
06:22Shut up.
06:23Son, have you come from the Gurudwara?
06:25Yes, mom.
06:26Did you ask for happiness from the whole family?
06:28Yes, I did.
06:29But not from them.
06:31Son,
06:32did you see?
06:33He is asking for my happiness.
06:34He is asking for his own happiness.
06:35He always scolds us.
06:37His ears are always red.
06:39He has become like this in the morning.
06:40What else?
06:41Why are you hiding the radiator?
06:45I got hurt.
06:46Drink lassi.
06:47Eat it when it is cold.
06:49Come on, my son.
06:50You will be late for college.
06:51Yes, mom. I am hungry.
06:52Oh, my.
06:53Today's breakfast is not good.
06:54Here is my paratha.
06:55Eat whatever you want.
06:56My sweet boy.
06:57She is giving him bitter gourd parathas.
07:00My dear son.
07:01My beautiful wife.
07:02Why don't you do anything for me?
07:04You are always giving me lassi.
07:07Come on, eat it.
07:08We will start today.
07:10He is not a star.
07:14I won't let you marry her.
07:17I won't let you marry her.
07:23He doesn't know how to start a car.
07:25It is in your hands.
07:27Brother, do something for me.
07:29You will be in trouble from now on.
07:31I have told you to do all the work.
07:33Go away from here.
07:34I am dead.
07:35I swear on my tongue.
07:38I am out.
07:39I am out.
07:40I am out.
07:41I am out.
07:42Get in.
07:43I am out.
07:46Greetings to beautiful places of the world.
07:48Where lovers like us have proposed beautiful girls.
07:53That means you will go to the house of greetings only.
07:56Right?
07:57Great lover.
07:58Get up from my bed.
07:59Get up.
08:01I am going out to warm my eyes.
08:04Get ready quickly.
08:06Hello.
08:07Did you get anything?
08:08Where are your slippers?
08:09I was about to wear my shoes.
08:11You will wear your shoes?
08:12Yes, shoes.
08:13I am wearing something on my slippers.
08:15Look.
08:16She is wearing yours.
08:17She is wearing a chandrana.
08:23Leave me.
08:24Look at him.
08:25Look at him.
08:27Hurry up.
08:28We have to pick up more girls.
08:30Get in.
08:31Get in.
08:32Leave me.
08:33Leave me.
08:38Wait.
08:39I will get you.
08:40Come.
08:41Bring it.
08:42Bring it to me.
08:43Bring it.
08:44What is this?
08:45Come on.
08:46Did you drink?
08:47No, sir.
08:48You are stubborn.
08:50No.
08:51I will tell you.
08:52Wait a minute.
08:55First I went this way.
08:58Then I went this way.
09:00Give it to me.
09:01Give it to me.
09:02Give me the machine.
09:03Give it to me.
09:04Give me the machine.
09:05Sanjeev has taken pills.
09:06He didn't drink.
09:07Aren't you ashamed?
09:08You are so young.
09:09Did you take pills?
09:11You ruined the country.
09:13Forgive me.
09:14Forgive me, sir.
09:15Give it to him.
09:16Give it to him.
09:17Give it to him.
09:18Give it to him.
09:19Give it to him.
09:20You can't do this here.
09:21Do it there.
09:22You should go to the streets.
09:23Listen.
09:24Yes.
09:25Will you take pills?
09:26No.
09:27Will you drink?
09:28No.
09:29Will you wear a helmet?
09:30No.
09:31No?
09:32Get out.
09:33I will get you married.
09:34You eat.
09:35You can't do this.
09:36Come on, let's go.
09:40My eyes are shaking and my name is Bhaaj.
09:44Today, I'm going to get it in my hands.
09:46Friends, I'm not going to spare anyone now.
09:48Give me a tight slap.
09:51Bhaaj Singh is here.
09:53Let's go, let's go.
09:53Let's go, let's go.
09:54Let's go, let's go.
09:55Let's go, let's go.
09:58Greetings.
09:59Here's your Preet.
10:00Greetings.
10:01But where's my doll?
10:03What?
10:04Yes.
10:05What are you doing here?
10:06I just came to see you.
10:08Now that you've seen me, get back to class.
10:12I wanted to talk to you.
10:13Is everything okay?
10:15Everything else is fine.
10:16But Jai is a little sad.
10:17He doesn't want to talk to me.
10:19What should I do?
10:20These days, new batches of girls want to have coffee with me.
10:24Take my pocket.
10:25Hey!
10:26I don't give up easily.
10:29And you want to take my pocket?
10:35Wow!
10:36What acting!
10:37Wow!
10:38You copied all the Pakistani actors.
10:39Wow!
10:40Very good.
10:41It was good, wasn't it?
10:42Yes, it was good.
10:43What will you remember?
10:44Here, hold this.
10:45I got it from my diptyque.
10:47Here, hold this.
10:48We'll run the rest of the college.
10:49Okay, okay.
10:50Let's go.
10:51Let's go.
10:52This is Bhaaj Singh's show.