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00:00Here you go, Ken. One soft-boiled egg.
00:27I'll get your sandwiches for you.
00:30Talk about the life of Riley.
00:32Don't be expecting this when you're mended.
00:34Do you want me to lob the scalp off for you?
00:38Would you?
00:39Yeah.
00:40A, that was some barney you had with the footballer's wife yesterday.
00:43Erm, A, my wife.
00:45B, private call.
00:47Private call, the way you were shouting.
00:49Surprised the whole street didn't hear you.
00:51There you go.
00:52More fighting.
00:53I'm sorry, Ken.
00:54I know she's your daughter, but she's got some brass neck on her, that one.
00:57Oh, that may be true.
00:58I'll try and keep it civil.
01:01Right, you get stuck into that and I'll make you a freshly-brewed coffee.
01:03You're very kind.
01:04So, erm, do you get a pedicure after brekkie, or does that clash with the massage?
01:11I shall miss her when she's gone.
01:12Yeah, I bet you will.
01:13You'll have to read that gazette on Ireland.
01:15I mean, all this is very nice, but the company is so special.
01:20You know, someone to talk to who isn't dashing off to work or getting off somewhere else.
01:25But you getting all this, you're going to get a five-star review off him for your carers are us app.
01:31Very grateful, thank you.
01:33Anyway, I'm off.
01:35I'll try and take you for a pint after work, Kenneth, if I can manage it.
01:39I'm sure you'll need it after all the, er, hard graft you've been doing this morning.
01:45Yeah.
01:49I've enjoyed it all as well, Ken, but let's be honest, you're well on the men now.
01:54You don't really need me any more.
01:56Well, my case in point, I don't want to be a burden to Steve or Amy.
02:00I think you're going to have to squeeze me in for something as trivial as a drink or a walk.
02:06What are you saying?
02:07Well, my body may have healed itself, but it needs a much stronger cure for loneliness.
02:15How would you feel about extending our arrangement?
02:18Oh, hiya.
02:19Hi, Miss Connor.
02:21How do you manage to make even that sound so OK?
02:24Practice.
02:25What are you two gossiping about?
02:27Just having a coffee with my mum, if that's OK with you.
02:30Coffee at your age?
02:32Well, what were you drinking at my age?
02:34Let's draw a veil over that, shall we?
02:36Bye, boomers.
02:37Hey, you, I'm Gen X, me.
02:41Sorry about that.
02:42I'm sorry for you.
02:43It's all right.
02:45Sorry about that.
02:46It's all right.
02:47I'm used to it.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Me too, unfortunately.
02:53Listen, thanks again for talking to her yesterday.
02:56Yes.
02:57Oh, here we go.
02:59Who is it?
03:01A college.
03:03Hello?
03:04Just keep it to yourselves, yeah?
03:05Well, I'm not comfortable lying.
03:07Can I have a laugh?
03:08You tell everybody you wear size five shoes.
03:11Shut up, David.
03:12It's not funny.
03:13Shut up, David.
03:14It's not funny.
03:15I had Leanne crying on my shoulder yesterday.
03:17OK, look, we just want Sam to hear it from us,
03:19not tittle-tattle on the street.
03:20I don't tittle-tattle.
03:22Again, another lie.
03:23Oh, shut up.
03:24Make yourself useful.
03:25Take that to Carla.
03:26She hasn't ordered one?
03:27No.
03:28It's for my sake, not hers.
03:29Go on, off you go.
03:32And what about Lily?
03:33You know she's got a right gob on her.
03:35Yeah, but they didn't rock around together, did they?
03:37Oh, they walk home from school sometimes, don't they?
03:40There's a coffee there.
03:41Do you work here now?
03:42No, I'm a day off,
03:43but, you know, I help out where I can.
03:45Bit like Batman.
03:46Hey, have you put something dodgy in this?
03:49No.
03:50I wish I hadn't bothered.
03:51Yeah, I'll talk to her.
03:52Thanks for letting me know.
03:53Right, bye.
03:55So?
03:56She hasn't been going in.
03:58What, at all?
04:00No.
04:01I mean, I even dropped her off there yesterday.
04:03What has she been doing?
04:04Well, the odd thing about her coming to the factory
04:06is that she's working round her free periods.
04:08Yeah, well, from the sounds of it,
04:10she's been on a free period since term started.
04:15No answer.
04:16You're not going to leave her a message?
04:18Nope.
04:19This is one conversation that needs to be had face-to-face.
04:23So when you see a traffic stop on a US cop show,
04:26the copper will touch the back of the car or the side.
04:29You see, it leaves fingerprints, see?
04:31So if you decide to drive off or change the plates,
04:33the fingerprints will still be on the back of the car
04:35to identify the vehicle.
04:37I know.
04:38I know.
04:39I try and do it and all.
04:40Just pretend I'm on the wire.
04:42Brilliant.
04:44He loves your police stories.
04:46I mean, it's all these reruns of the bill that he's watching.
04:51Ha.
04:52Ha.
04:54Sounds dead sarky on that vocoder thing.
04:56It's a voice synthesiser.
04:58A vocoder's what Cher uses.
05:00Oh.
05:05I'll take it.
05:06I'll take it.
05:08It's good of you to pop round.
05:11Well, the joys of shift work.
05:14I wondered if you needed anything.
05:16No, we're all right, aren't we?
05:19Although he could do with a haircut.
05:22You are looking a bit shaggy, Apollo.
05:24It's funny, all the boring little things that you take for granted.
05:29Dentists, haircuts.
05:31All seems pretty impossible when you're confined to barracks.
05:37Yeah, someone managed to get Billy out for a walk yesterday,
05:40but he's pretty reluctant.
05:41Oh, could you get her to come here and take him out for a walk?
05:44Why? What have I done?
05:45Same thing as you do whenever you've got a day off.
05:47You hang around here getting on my wick.
05:49Actually, I was meant to go out for a few drinks with Billy,
05:52but never materialised.
05:53Shall I text him?
05:54Yeah, that'd be great.
05:55Yeah, do him a world of good.
05:57Look, let me know how you get on and I'll tag along.
05:59Yeah, yeah, sure.
06:00Thanks, Stevie.
06:01Yeah.
06:02See you.
06:03See you later, love.
06:05My good deed for the day.
06:06You haven't done anything yet.
06:09What's the difference between a res and a sultana?
06:12I'm not in the mood for jokes.
06:13No, I'm not joking.
06:14I actually want to know more about Eccles case.
06:17Forgive me for taking an interest in your work.
06:20Hiya.
06:21Hi.
06:22You all right?
06:23Not really.
06:24Stayed in a hotel last night.
06:25Didn't get a wink of sleep.
06:26What a waste of money that was.
06:28Well, if it's any consolation, Nick's really upset.
06:30Yeah, well, at least he got to stay in his own bed.
06:33David, can I have a word?
06:34Oh, please, take him.
06:35Lock him up.
06:36I beg you.
06:37Yeah, sure.
06:40Nick was in earlier.
06:42Team what?
06:43Asking us to keep it on the DL about him and Toyah.
06:46He's more concerned about his good guy image than he is about me.
06:49Hey, I'm team you, but in fairness,
06:51I do think he's just trying to protect Sam.
06:53Yeah, well, maybe he should have thought about that
06:55before he dropped his wife once.
06:56You know, I don't understand why it's you
06:58who has to stay in some poxy room.
07:00You've done nothing wrong.
07:01If this was me, I wouldn't be going into hiding.
07:04I'd be plotting my revenge.
07:09There you are.
07:10What are you thinking of?
07:14Me.
07:16Cheers.
07:18That was really kind of you.
07:19Thanks, David.
07:20Wow.
07:21Kit's idea.
07:22Well, you did all the work.
07:24Look, I'll pay you something.
07:25Don't be daft.
07:26I'll tell you what, though.
07:27Why don't we have those jars that we arranged,
07:29remember, ages ago?
07:30You can get me a pint or two.
07:33I can't.
07:35You can.
07:37See?
07:38And I've nothing else planned today
07:40except bugging Shona for a bit.
07:42I fancy a bit of a lot.
07:44Well, Boone is working this afternoon.
07:46He shouldn't finish till six.
07:47Oh, I can hang on till then, mate.
07:50I can't.
07:51It just...
07:52I can't.
07:53It just...
07:54It wouldn't feel right.
07:55Go.
07:56You big wuss.
07:59See?
08:00Do as your husband says.
08:02Listen, I'll tell you what.
08:03Why don't you sort yourself out here
08:04and then meet me over at the bistro?
08:06We can kick off there.
08:07Plus I get free olives.
08:08Cos I'm family.
08:10I'll see you.
08:11See you.
08:15I must say,
08:17this is a first.
08:19Lunch at the bistro?
08:21No, you paying me.
08:24What's the catch?
08:25There's no catch.
08:26I just thought it'd be a nice chance
08:28to have a chat about work and stuff.
08:31What do you mean, work and stuff?
08:33Oh, good old-fashioned chinwag.
08:35Oh.
08:36I mean, the big boys in the News Angels game
08:38might call it a performance review.
08:41A performance review?
08:43A performance review?
08:45Who does he think I am?
08:47Elaine Page?
08:48Elaine Page?
08:51Shut up!
08:53Sorry.
08:54Sorry.
08:56Lunch for two, is it?
08:57Actually, it's a performance review.
09:00All right.
09:01Well, in that case,
09:02I'd better get you a couple of menus.
09:03Oh, we've got a great deal on the shabbily today.
09:05Bring the bottle.
09:06I'll be drinking.
09:09Do you need a hand with anything?
09:10No, I've got everything sorted, Tom.
09:12You could say that.
09:14You could say that.
09:17I've not been here before.
09:19Have you not?
09:20I usually avoid it in the mornings.
09:22It's got all the people here,
09:23you know, on the laptops
09:24with those ear-buddy things.
09:25They're just chatting away,
09:26drinking water.
09:27I don't know how she turns over a profit.
09:29My locals are saying
09:30it looks more like a call centre
09:31than it does a wine bar.
09:33And people are weird, aren't they?
09:35Aren't they just?
09:37Oh.
09:38Oh.
09:39Aren't they just?
09:41Oh.
09:42We've spent so much time gassing,
09:44I've not even shown you our price list.
09:49Can I show you some samples?
09:51Or shall we just keep slagging people off?
09:54Let's do both.
09:58Gentlemen.
10:00Always.
10:03Do you feel this process
10:04has been a two-way street?
10:05Yes.
10:06Next.
10:09Do you feel like your gender identity
10:12is respected by your co-workers?
10:14My what?
10:16Your gender identity.
10:18I haven't time for gender identity.
10:20I'm up at five for papers.
10:22Who writes these questions?
10:24It's just a form I downloaded.
10:25I mean, it's supposed to be very witty.
10:27Well, I don't understand the questions,
10:29let alone the answers.
10:31Next.
10:34Where do you see yourself
10:35in ten years' time?
10:39Ah.
10:40Nick.
10:42I'm glad you texted.
10:44Well, what's that?
10:50Do you like what I've done with the place?
11:05I had no idea.
11:07I had no idea.
11:09Poor Leon.
11:10Yeah, go on.
11:11Tear them all down.
11:12I'll just stick more up.
11:14Fly on the wall
11:15at her next performance review.
11:17Right, everyone.
11:18We're going to close early.
11:20OK?
11:21Your bills are on us
11:22for the inconvenience.
11:23It's a result.
11:24No, it isn't.
11:25I didn't get my food.
11:27So, come on.
11:28We're going somewhere else.
11:29Because you haven't heard
11:31my performance review of you.
11:33Yet.
11:37Hello.
11:38Oh, hi.
11:41Is it a bad time
11:42to book a table?
11:54Should we be all sorted?
11:55Yeah, he's asleep.
11:56And Bernie will be here
11:57in a bit, so...
11:59David's just texted.
12:00He said that the bistro's closed
12:02so they're going to try
12:03and find somewhere else.
12:04Right, cool.
12:05Let me know where you are.
12:08Billy,
12:09I've seen enough situations
12:10like these
12:11to know what a straining
12:12can be for the carers.
12:13You need to let off some steam.
12:15You know,
12:16you'll be more used to Paul
12:17once you're half done.
12:18Go.
12:19That's an order.
12:20Oh, thanks, Kit.
12:21This really means so much.
12:25You really do need a drink.
12:29I'll get it.
12:30I know.
12:31You really do need a drink.
12:41Look, I know you're upset.
12:43Do you?
12:44Really?
12:46My sister, Nick.
12:48My sister.
12:50What's this?
12:51Reinforcements?
12:52Oh, they...
12:53I didn't call her.
12:54I did.
12:55Felt it only fair
12:56seeing as how it's her face
12:57that's splashed everyone.
12:58You can do one and all.
12:59I don't even know
13:00what you're hanging around for.
13:01You can have the kitchen knives.
13:02Yeah, all right.
13:03I've got it for me.
13:04Look, just sort it out, all right?
13:05All of you.
13:06I mean, stuff happens,
13:07but it's how you deal with it
13:08that matters.
13:14Can we talk about this properly?
13:15Just go away.
13:16Lee, please.
13:17I said go away!
13:18And by the way, you're sacked.
13:24How can I make this right?
13:27You're so deluded.
13:29It's not just us, is it?
13:31Sam.
13:32The flat.
13:33This business.
13:35I know you want to burn it all down right now.
13:37Oh, don't tell me.
13:39I'm going to go to the flat.
13:40I need to pick up some stuff.
13:43I'm so sorry.
13:45Yeah.
13:46So am I.
13:51You're naughty.
13:52You shouldn't have got that, you know.
13:53Oh, it's a pleasure.
13:54Much more fun
13:55than my usual business meetings.
13:58Well, I'll be in touch
13:59about the order, all right?
14:01Are you coming?
14:02No.
14:03I think I'm just going to sit here
14:04on my phone
14:05talking really loudly
14:06to everybody in my business.
14:09See you.
14:10See you.
14:21Hi, Joe.
14:22Ah.
14:23Gala.
14:24You a client of his?
14:27What?
14:28What?
14:29What's going on, is it?
14:30Is it rape?
14:31Murder?
14:32Because he does both.
14:33He's very multifaceted.
14:37Ignore her.
14:38Grudges are pretty commonplace
14:39in my line of work.
14:40No, he's good at his job.
14:42I mean, he's actually
14:43been off of GBH himself,
14:44you know,
14:45so he can kind of
14:46see the perspective
14:47from both sides.
14:48Warren.
14:49Bolton.
14:50You must have read about it
14:51in the papers.
14:52You must have read about it
14:53in the papers.
14:54It was all over the place.
14:55I'll call you.
14:56Excuse me.
14:57Yeah, and that's just
14:58one of the girls we know about.
15:00He's a dark horse, really.
15:01Ain't he, Joe?
15:05Don't mess with me, Gala.
15:06Hmm?
15:09I think your manager's dead.
15:11And you just sat there
15:13like the cowardly
15:14little nobody you really are.
15:18I'm warning you.
15:19You're warning me what?
15:22What do you mean?
15:23What are you going to do?
15:25Beat me after death
15:26with a chair leg
15:27like you did Lauren?
15:28Debbie won't be best pleased.
15:29She's just had
15:30the place refurbished.
15:32Excuse me, waiter.
15:33Get the check
15:34for this woman beater.
15:35Or are you staying
15:36for coffee?
15:41No, thanks.
15:42I'm all set.
15:43Yeah,
15:44playing hard to get, are we?
15:46That's all right.
15:47I'm a hard worker.
15:48I don't mind a challenge.
15:50Let me just...
15:51You all right, bro?
15:55OK, you OK?
15:56Yeah.
15:57Don't panic.
15:58Er...
16:02White mouth.
16:03White mouth.
16:05See,
16:06I was paying attention
16:07when Bernie did this before.
16:11No blockages.
16:21Sorry.
16:25Right, OK, mate.
16:26I'll be with you in a second.
16:29Right.
16:34OK.
16:35OK.
16:39Mask over the mouth.
16:40Yeah?
16:42Strap over the head.
16:44OK.
16:45Let's get these tied up.
16:48OK.
16:49And on there.
16:50Right.
16:52All right, mate.
16:53Let's get on there.
16:56OK.
16:57OK.
16:58Right.
16:59Some nice deep breaths, mate.
17:15All right?
17:16Well, I was.
17:18Been shopping.
17:20It's food for your dad's tea.
17:22I can see you're far too busy.
17:24Well, it's what you paid for, isn't it?
17:27Amongst other things, yeah.
17:28Yeah.
17:29I imagine Steve's enjoying all the little extras.
17:32Sorry, can I just get in there a minute?
17:39I'd offer you one,
17:40but I know you've had your...
17:43various problems.
17:45I don't care what you think about me.
17:48I'm here for your dad.
17:49Where is he now?
17:51He's at the rovers next door with Steve.
17:53I nipped back to do his tea for him.
17:56Bet that was a bit awkward,
17:57with my dad there, playing third wheel.
17:59I popped in to ask him what he wanted for his tea,
18:01if that's all right with you.
18:03I've seen the way you look at Steve.
18:05I bet you can't wait to get your claws into him.
18:08Or has that happened already?
18:10You couldn't be more wrong.
18:12Business owner, bit of cash in the bank,
18:14somewhere to live.
18:15Be like winning the lottery for you, that, wouldn't it?
18:17If you're so worried about Steve,
18:18why don't you try talking to him, eh?
18:20Rather than being snide with me.
18:22He's been great with your dad and your daughter.
18:25Oh, you've got it bad,
18:26coming to the defence of my husband.
18:29I see what I see.
18:32Look,
18:33I'm only going to say this once.
18:36There is nothing going on between me and Steve.
18:39Apart from the fact that we both care for your dad.
18:42It's a completely professional relationship
18:44and I would never cross that line.
18:47Now, just as a common courtesy,
18:49your dad and I have had a little chat
18:52and we're talking about me staying on after he's better.
18:54To do what?
18:56To keep house for him.
18:58To keep him company.
18:59To walk with him.
19:01You might not like me,
19:02but your dad does.
19:03Tracy,
19:05I'm not your enemy.
19:07I'm your best friend.
19:09Because I'm doing all the things that you should be doing
19:12while you do all the things that you want.
19:17Hi, lads.
19:19Everything OK?
19:21Yeah.
19:23Do you need an hand?
19:24No, no.
19:25You're all right.
19:27Roy gave me an early dart.
19:29Bless him.
19:30And a load of leftovers from the calf.
19:32The man is a saint.
19:34He knows Billy don't have much time for food shopping.
19:37Hey, do you fancy a pasty kit?
19:39No, you're all right.
19:40I'm going to go and have a pint with the lads later.
19:42Right.
19:44I'm going to go and have a pint with the lads later.
19:46Right.
19:47I'm bursting for a waz.
19:48Hey, Apollo,
19:49do you fancy a funny film tonight?
19:55Men.
19:56Good.
19:57Because Dev's off on his
19:59Majorcan golf extravaganza thingy,
20:02so I am all yours!
20:07Don't mention coughing.
20:11I should say something, shouldn't I?
20:13In case it happens again.
20:16It's really time the government
20:17reduced its commitment to this issue.
20:19No.
20:20Which is affecting all communities in society.
20:22You're worried she'll tell Billy
20:24and he'll come home?
20:26It could so easily be prevented.
20:29Yes.
20:31Right.
20:32You're the boss.
20:39I thought it was good spending this afternoon with you, bro.
20:43And I do.
20:46Wish I met you sooner.
20:48You and Gemma.
20:55Won't be long now.
21:03Well,
21:05how about I spend as much time with you as I can?
21:09Make up for what we lost.
21:16Double mint.
21:22See you tomorrow, bro.
21:43Leon, my key won't work.
21:46Leon.
21:50Leon, this is silly.
21:51Come on.
21:56Leon, let me in.
21:57Oh.
22:15Are you for real?
22:17Er, yeah.
22:18Last time I looked I thought I was human
22:20and I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now.
22:22So, yeah, I'd say so.
22:23Oh, I get it, I get it, I get it.
22:24Oh, dear.
22:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're angry.
22:26Oh.
22:27Well, aren't you, Mr Reasonable?
22:29What gives you the right to lock me out of my son's home?
22:31Oh.
22:32Oh, I'm sorry, this is your son's home now, is it?
22:34Well, it's not mine, is it?
22:35Cos I couldn't get through the flaming door.
22:36Oh, oh, hang on a minute, hang on.
22:37I'll just, er,
22:38I'll just try and find the tiniest violin in the world.
22:40I've got one here somewhere.
22:41Oh, I should have known better
22:42than to try and rationalise with the Queen of Sarcasm.
22:44Oh, well, whose fault's that?
22:45Eh?
22:46I tell you what, shall I give you some pointers?
22:47Lovely, yeah.
22:48Actually, look in the mirror
22:49and you'll find your answer.
22:50Actually,
22:51look in the mirror
22:52and you'll probably see our toyer behind you
22:53with all the bits hanging out.
22:54But it wasn't that sleazy.
22:55Well, it was a bit.
22:56Well, it's not readers' wives, is it?
22:57Do you know what?
22:58What you two get up to
22:59in the privacy of your own home
23:00is up to...
23:01Oh, no, sorry.
23:02It's not your own home, is it?
23:04It's our home.
23:05Wow.
23:06Do you know what?
23:07Things are really confusing right now.
23:08Cos you're incorrigible.
23:09Incorrigible,
23:10but I'm not wrong, am I?
23:11I never said you were.
23:12Didn't you?
23:13OK, OK,
23:14fine.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:16Oh.
23:17Great.
23:18So what am I supposed to do?
23:19Just let it roll
23:20and let you and Toyer
23:21live happily ever after?
23:22Yeah, we would do
23:23if you weren't kicking off 24-7.
23:24Oh.
23:25Oh, right.
23:26OK, then.
23:27Well, I'll tell you what.
23:28I'll tell you what.
23:29Let's get a schedule
23:30that suits you, eh?
23:31What about weekdays,
23:32five till seven?
23:33Yeah, yeah.
23:34We'll just drop it.
23:35Drop it.
23:36Oh, yeah, I will.
23:37Consider it,
23:38like me, dropped.
23:39I only came to tell you
23:40you can have the flat.
23:41What do you want?
23:42A big clock?
23:43OK, right.
23:44Until I find somewhere else.
23:45And do you know what?
23:46Do you know what?
23:47I take full responsibility
23:48for what happened
23:49with me and Toyer.
23:50Oh.
23:51Oh, right.
23:52So she was the unwilling participant.
23:53Oh, poor girl.
23:54You know,
23:55she really should
23:56put a complaint in.
23:57I can't talk to you
23:58when you're like this.
23:59Why did you do it, Nick?
24:00Why?
24:01I know you said
24:02that we drifted apart when...
24:03Yeah, but you know what?
24:04This was just way before
24:05the Institute,
24:06if I'm honest.
24:07Before Rowan.
24:08Before Rowan.
24:09Before Rowan.
24:10Before Rowan.
24:11Before Rowan.
24:12Before Rowan.
24:13Before Rowan.
24:14Before Rowan.
24:15Before Rowan.
24:16Before Rowan.
24:17When was the last time
24:18we got on?
24:23I don't know
24:24who you are anymore.
24:28Who are you?
24:34I've just sat here
24:35like chopped liver.
24:36Who's he texting?
24:37Bernie.
24:38Again.
24:39Oh, great.
24:40She's going to be sick of you
24:41sticking me in heavy.
24:42I've only sent her
24:43three messages.
24:44I've only sent her
24:45three messages.
24:46Three messages?
24:47You're meant to be
24:48on a date night
24:49with me and him
24:50and we feel totally ghosted.
24:51Totally.
24:52Shut up.
24:53Oh, come on.
24:54Get one of these
24:55down your neck.
24:57I'm a bit boring,
24:58aren't I?
24:59Self-awareness
25:00is a wonderful thing.
25:01No, it's just because
25:02it's been ages
25:03since, you know,
25:04I haven't spent
25:0524-7 with Paul.
25:06It's like we've been
25:07conjoined twins.
25:08Joined in the what, though?
25:09Who?
25:12I'm a bit boring,
25:13aren't I?
25:14Hmm?
25:15No, no, no.
25:16I heard you, yeah.
25:17I was just watching
25:18some paint drying.
25:19Look, come on.
25:20Down the hatch.
25:21Let's go.
25:22Get the salt.
25:23I think I should go home.
25:24One shot.
25:25See how you feel.
25:26Paul's not going to want
25:27you slobbing back early
25:28on your one night off,
25:29is he?
25:30Come on.
25:31All right.
25:34All right.
25:38Night, ladies.
25:39Dirt.
25:40She'll do her way out, please.
25:45OK.
25:51Just one sec.
25:57There.
26:02You seen something
26:03you like there?
26:05Well...
26:07Ah.
26:08If it isn't
26:09the little midnight mass.
26:11Grass.
26:13Listerine.
26:15Listing all my misdemeanours
26:16like that.
26:17You were enjoying that,
26:18weren't you?
26:19Yes, Joel.
26:20It was one of the top
26:21ten moments of my life.
26:22Well,
26:23do you know
26:24what slander means,
26:25Carla?
26:26I can see
26:27you know what
26:28patronising means,
26:29Joel.
26:30Because,
26:31just so we're clear,
26:32I'm going to sue you for it.
26:34You really are
26:35living your best life,
26:36aren't you?
26:37Hey,
26:38I'm as innocent
26:39as your great pal,
26:40Cropper.
26:41Although,
26:42that being said,
26:43I wouldn't be surprised
26:44if you'd have the hots
26:45for that jail bait,
26:46Lauren.
26:47Get out of here,
26:48Joel.
26:49Why do you think
26:50people are so convinced
26:51he's a pervert?
26:52It's cos if it looks
26:53like a perv...
26:54You really are
26:55hoping for a smack
26:56in the face,
26:57aren't you?
26:58Whoa,
26:59calm down, Carla.
27:00Don't do anything
27:01you'll live to regret.
27:02I'll regret it
27:03if I don't smack him.
27:04Did you see that?
27:05Did you?
27:06Her regression?
27:07It's off the scale.
27:08You really aren't used
27:09to women standing up
27:10to you,
27:11are you,
27:12Joel?
27:13Go on, leave.
27:16You all right?
27:17Yes.
27:18So you don't know
27:19who I am anymore.
27:20Well,
27:21maybe I've changed.
27:22You didn't need
27:23to rip my sister's clothes off
27:24just because
27:25I was on some journey
27:26to discovering myself.
27:27Is that what
27:28the Institute was?
27:29A journey?
27:30Yeah.
27:31Yeah,
27:32that was part of it.
27:33Highway to hell,
27:34more like.
27:35You've been pushing me away
27:36for months
27:37and you know it.
27:38Have I?
27:39Really?
27:40Yeah,
27:41really.
27:43You sure about that?
27:45Or was I running away, Nick?
27:47Running away?
27:49Yeah,
27:50from you, Nick.
27:52The suits,
27:53the snarls,
27:54the way you look
27:55at everybody
27:56like we all stink.
27:57Yeah,
27:58things haven't been
27:59right for months,
28:00but
28:01well,
28:02maybe
28:03that's why
28:04I was drawn
28:05to the Institute
28:06in the first place.
28:07But do you know
28:08what's really funny?
28:09Actually,
28:10it's not funny at all.
28:12What?
28:13I never stopped loving you.
28:17That's not funny.
28:19It's tragic.
28:21You've got a weird way
28:22of showing it.
28:23Shall I tell you
28:24something else?
28:26And this really
28:27is the killer punchline.
28:30I still do.
28:32Why are you telling me that?
28:35Why would you do that?
28:36What is it?
28:37Are you trying to make me
28:38feel guilty?
28:39No, I'm not.
28:40I'm saying it
28:41because it's true.
28:42Why do you have to
28:43overanalyse everything?
28:44Oh, well,
28:45I don't know
28:46whether to laugh or cry.
28:47Oh, go on.
28:48Have a laugh.
28:49Have a laugh.
28:50I'm here all week.
28:52All right.
28:53Well,
28:54I've got to go
28:55and pick Sam up
28:56from chess.
28:57Oh, great.
28:58Well,
28:59I just drown
29:00in my own
29:01self-pity.
29:02Cheers.
29:04So,
29:05what do we tell him?
29:07Don't tell him anything.
29:09We'll tell him together
29:10when you get back.
29:31I just can't believe
29:32I let him get in my head.
29:33I can't stand
29:34to see him get away
29:35with what he did
29:36to Roy and Lauren.
29:37Well, there might still
29:38be a way of bringing him
29:39to justice.
29:40I just hate feeling
29:41like this, you know.
29:42I've run this place
29:43and I've run it well
29:44but everything I do
29:45has to be in control.
29:46I have to be
29:47in control of it
29:48and nothing is
29:49at the moment
29:50but with Peter
29:51beggaring off,
29:52Stephen running rampage,
29:53Roy being banged up,
29:54Jenny stealing my...
29:55Actually,
29:56scratch that,
29:57it's just everything.
29:58It's just
29:59blowing everything.
30:00I feel so
30:01out of control,
30:02honestly.
30:03Oh,
30:04great.
30:05Betsy?
30:06What?
30:07What's up with her?
30:08Betsy?
30:10Bess?
30:11Old ones
30:12are the best, aren't they?
30:13And Rhys Witherspoon,
30:14she's wicked in it
30:15and Jennifer Watsit,
30:16Coolidge.
30:19Right,
30:20let's get your teeth cleaned,
30:21get you ready for bed.
30:23Ash's gonna pop over
30:24in a bit
30:25and help me with the hoist.
30:27You writing a message
30:28to Billa?
30:30Hey, Paul,
30:31Paul,
30:32you do the bend
30:33and snap.
30:34And snap.
30:38Right.
30:41Let's get you
30:42all fresh and beautiful
30:43for bed, honey bun.
30:47Oh, come on.
30:49Read us a message
30:50you've written to Billa.
30:55Hope you're having
30:56a good night,
30:57Billy.
30:58I'm off to bed
30:59so sweet dreams.
31:01Don't rush home.
31:03Keep painting
31:04the town pink for me.
31:06Love you.
31:10You sent it?
31:15Yes.
31:17Well, that's just gorgeous, that.
31:20You guys.
31:22What a bond.
31:24Proper true love is that.
31:27And all the way through
31:28Billy has been unwavering.
31:31You know,
31:32some folk
31:34live 100 years
31:35and they never get old like that.
31:39Right.
31:41Let's get those gnashers
31:42nice and clean.
31:45Hey,
31:46do you want me to put
31:47the heating on?
31:48It's kind of a bit fresh,
31:49isn't it?
31:50Oh, I don't care either way.
31:51Well, I was talking
31:52to Sam, actually.
31:53Well, you weren't
31:54very specific, were you?
31:55Oh, well, I'm
31:56really sorry about that.
31:57Are you two gonna
31:58tell me what's wrong?
31:59Wrong?
32:00There's nothing wrong.
32:01It's just that
32:02you don't look
32:03like yourself.
32:04Don't love me.
32:06Sam, do you want to sit down?
32:20You hardly said
32:21a word in the car.
32:22You didn't use
32:23your door keys
32:24and the atmosphere
32:25in here
32:26is very frosty.
32:28Yeah, well, there's a...
32:29There's a good reason for that.
32:30Look, everything's
32:31gonna be fine, Sam.
32:32I'm so sorry, Sam.
32:34Me and Leanne,
32:37we're separating.
32:39We've just drifted apart.
32:42Nothing major's happened.
32:43It's just...
32:44It's just something
32:45that we need to do.
32:46Well, that's not
32:47strictly true, is it?
32:51I've got feelings
32:52for Toyah.
32:53Nick.
32:54What?
32:55He doesn't need to know
32:56all the ins and outs.
32:57Better he's it
32:59than anything else.
33:00Look,
33:02we just drifted apart.
33:04Has Toyah got feelings
33:05for you?
33:06Now look what you've started.
33:09Yeah, yes, she does.
33:11Do you love each other?
33:12Please.
33:14Yes.
33:16Yes, we do.
33:19Are you gonna move out?
33:22Well...
33:23Please don't move out.
33:24Sam, he can't stay here.
33:25I'm sorry.
33:26Look, you can...
33:27You can live with Leanne.
33:28We haven't even talked about this.
33:30Until we find somewhere
33:31permanent for us to live.
33:35Oh, Sam, come here.
33:40I'm sorry.
33:42I'm sorry.
33:58It must be her.
34:00Should I go to my room?
34:01No, you stay here.
34:02Don't be daft.
34:03I think I will.
34:15I take it you've changed the locks.
34:17Night gets past you, does it?
34:18Especially not the men.
34:20Look, I'm glad you're here, actually.
34:23I know things.
34:26How are you feeling?
34:28Now that the dust settled a bit.
34:31And why the sudden interest in my well-being?
34:33Oh, that's a bit...
34:34You know, it's a shame
34:35you didn't have such a moral barometer
34:36when you were slipping
34:37between the sheets with my fella.
34:39Of course I care about you, Lee.
34:41Oh, well, aren't I the lucky one?
34:42Hashtag blessed.
34:43And I know that this has ruined
34:44everything between us.
34:45And the award for stating
34:46the obvious goes, too.
34:47And that kills me.
34:49But what kills me more
34:50is the thought that this might
34:51make you lean even more
34:52into the Institute for support.
34:54Yeah, well, that's none of your business, actually, is it?
34:56It was really hard
34:57for them to take their side over mine.
34:59So hard that you threw yourself
35:00at Nick for comfort?
35:02I've just found all this...
35:04It's just such a struggle.
35:05And...
35:07You know, it's really funny.
35:08You come round here
35:09to check if I'm doing OK
35:10but you've actually made
35:11this all about you.
35:12Oh, I changed the habit
35:13of a lifetime, eh?
35:15Yeah, you must have really
35:16sucked at being a counsellor.
35:17It would have been
35:18all about you, wouldn't it?
35:19Me, me, me, me, me.
35:21You must see now
35:22that it was the Institute
35:23who told the police
35:24about me burying Rose.
35:25Yeah, I am sorry about that.
35:26I was bang out of order.
35:31She is.
35:33Is she staring at you?
35:34No, I don't know
35:35what they're thinking.
35:36Look, fly have let themselves go.
35:38Which she is,
35:39as do karaoke.
35:41You don't mind me
35:42taking a long beer, do you?
35:43No, no, of course not.
35:44It's just...
35:45David insisted.
35:46Well, I have had
35:47more than
35:48an elegant
35:49sufficiency to drink.
35:50What of yours
35:51if you don't want it?
35:53Get a housey
35:54when you left him.
35:55You don't need to worry
35:56about it tonight, OK, mate?
35:57You're not just saying that.
35:59Of course you're just saying it.
36:00What do you want him to do?
36:01Sing it?
36:02No, I'm sorry.
36:03It's just...
36:04No need to apologise.
36:06Right.
36:07This is going to sound awful.
36:09Just say it.
36:10We're all mates.
36:11I'm not this.
36:13I really do feel
36:14like I'm on
36:15some sort of
36:16countdown
36:17with Paul.
36:19There's this
36:22big ticking clock
36:23and I'm dreaming
36:24about clocks
36:25like I'm being
36:26some thriller
36:27and I've got
36:28all these mad tasks
36:29that I need to be doing
36:30and if I don't
36:31get them done, then
36:33who knows
36:34how long
36:35he's got left.
36:38I know these
36:39next few months
36:40are going to be
36:41really precious.
36:42Every time
36:43I wheel him
36:44to the window
36:45I feel like
36:46I'm taunting him,
36:47you know,
36:48like showing him
36:49his past
36:50and what's ahead.
36:51Well,
36:52no one knows, mate.
36:53Yeah, well,
36:54I meant to.
36:55Paradise.
36:57Billy,
36:58you're doing a brilliant
36:59job with him
37:00and if I can see it,
37:01that anyone can.
37:04Joe, he's made a list
37:05of all the things
37:06he wants me to do
37:07after he's gone.
37:08Need he get?
37:10Oh, control freak,
37:11go on.
37:13He wants me
37:14to find love
37:15in a hopeless place.
37:17I think we're there
37:18aren't we?
37:21I am glad
37:22I came out tonight.
37:24Just call us
37:25Prozac and Human 4.
37:27I'll drink to that.
37:29To mates.
37:30To mates.
37:31To McFly.
37:37I do appreciate
37:38you acknowledging
37:39how much
37:40the Institute
37:41hurt me.
37:42Deeply.
37:44And I just
37:45want to say
37:47well, come on,
37:48get on with it,
37:49I'm going to need
37:50to cut to this, right?
37:52That I am really
37:53sorry for the pain
37:54that I've inflicted
37:55on you two.
37:56So does that
37:57make us quit?
37:58Of course not.
37:59Well then.
38:01Oh, just give me
38:02half an hour,
38:03I'll pack a bag
38:04and get out of your way.
38:05Oh, what,
38:06so you and Nick
38:07can go off to
38:08a little love nest
38:09together now?
38:10I don't think so.
38:11It just happened, Lee.
38:12You'd gone AWOL,
38:13I was vulnerable,
38:14he was lonely
38:15and they all
38:16lived happily ever after.
38:18I'll just get my bag.
38:19You're going nowhere.
38:21I'm sorry
38:23that I turned my back
38:24on you when you needed me
38:25the most.
38:26But that doesn't mean
38:27I'm going to forgive you
38:28as a result.
38:30I've already lost my fella.
38:32I'm sure as hell
38:33I'm not going to lose
38:34my sister as well.
38:36I might hate your guts
38:38but you're going nowhere.
38:40I don't want you to.
38:49Aw,
38:50nice one, mother.
38:51It's only taken you
38:5215 hours to find me.
38:54I'm not buying
38:55into your immaturity, Betsy.
38:57Being a drama queen
38:58doesn't hide the fact
38:59that, yet again,
39:00you didn't go to college.
39:02Mum's not even been there
39:03for, what,
39:04three years?
39:06Look,
39:07I don't know what
39:08you think you saw earlier
39:09but
39:10are you blushing?
39:12I had my hand
39:13on your shoulder
39:14the other day
39:15and I didn't know
39:16what it was.
39:17I had my hand
39:18on Carla's arm.
39:19It was a comforting hand.
39:20Yeah,
39:21it was a cramp in your style.
39:24What are you talking about?
39:25Carla is straight.
39:27Yeah, it was so spaghetti
39:28till you boil it.
39:29Right, that is enough.
39:31Okay?
39:32You have got this all wrong.
39:33Carla had just had
39:34a running with Joel
39:35and I was...
39:36Did you really want
39:37to replace mum
39:38with that hard-faced cow
39:39who knocked a kid
39:40off his bike
39:41and then drove off her?
39:42Did you?
39:45What?
39:47Oh, Trace.
39:48Are you okay, hun?
39:50I'm fine, hun.
39:52You know,
39:53you've got lovely teeth.
39:55You want to show them off
39:56more when you smile.
39:57I hope you don't mind
39:58me saying, babes.
39:59There's nothing wrong
40:00with my smile.
40:02Er, Steve,
40:03just before I go.
40:04Yeah?
40:05You don't fancy a pint
40:06before the Weather County
40:07game, do you?
40:08Sounds like a plan.
40:09Sound.
40:10It's green
40:11there, Kit, isn't it?
40:12You know it is.
40:13Fab.
40:14I've got these amazing
40:15leggings for you.
40:16These amazing leggings
40:17I'm going to wear.
40:18Emerald green.
40:19Like a second
40:20skin, Trace.
40:21Can't wait.
40:22Right, Tally.
40:23Catch you later, babes.
40:24See you later.
40:27Is it her?
40:29Is what her?
40:30The woman you fancy.
40:31Is it
40:32the jolly green giant?
40:34Don't be daft.
40:35Well, she can deny
40:36it all she likes, Steve,
40:37but she's got
40:38the hots for you.
40:40Look, we are just
40:41very good friends
40:42and, you know,
40:43Ken likes her, so...
40:44What?
40:45I'm saying nothing.
40:47I'll be a first.
41:01Hey, honey bun.
41:02You had a good night, yeah?
41:03Oh, yeah.
41:04It was wicked.
41:06Yeah.
41:08It's an honour
41:09with them boys.
41:11I like the
41:13I like the
41:14bro mode.
41:17How is he?
41:19Yeah, he's out like a light.
41:20Bless him.
41:24I'm going to just go
41:25and check on him.
41:26No, no, Billy, don't.
41:27Don't.
41:28Not in that state.
41:30Right, I've made you up
41:31a bed here
41:32so he can get
41:33a good night's sleep
41:34and Summer's in a room.
41:35If you're up, I'll need her.
41:36Oh, Billy.
41:37Oh, Billy.
41:43Does that help, does it?
41:45Reading stuff like that?
41:48We all have our different books
41:49and beliefs to see us through,
41:50eh, Billy?
41:51Yeah, that's true.
41:54Oh, I really
41:55can't thank you enough
41:56for tonight, Billy.
41:59It's very much appreciated.
42:00Don't be daft.
42:02Here's my boy.
42:04You both are.
42:07I love you.
42:10I love you, Bernie.
42:12I love you
42:13like
42:14loads.
42:15All right,
42:16sleep it off.
42:19That's an order.
42:21Night-night.
42:31Hey.
42:34Hey.
42:37How's Sam?
42:39Erm,
42:40I don't know.
42:41He's in his room, so...
42:43I told him about me and you.
42:45What?
42:47There's too much dishonesty
42:48in our lives.
42:49It's not good for anyone, is it?
42:50This clears the path
42:51for me and you.
42:53Those that
42:54need to know, know now.
42:55I can't believe
42:56you actually told Sam.
42:59I want to be with you.
43:02And I was
43:03hoping you felt the same.
43:04You do feel the same.
43:10Come on.
43:13Come on.
43:14We love each other.
43:16I can't do this.
43:17I'm sorry.
43:18You can't do what?
43:19What?
43:20What can't you do?
43:21Any of it.
43:22I can't do any of it.
43:24But you love me.
43:26Yeah,
43:27I do.
43:29But
43:31I can't.
43:32But
43:35I love Leanne more
43:37and I can't do this to her.
44:02I can't do this to her.