伊集院光＆佐久間宣行の勝手にテレ東批評 2024年9月7日 新企画！？ゲストもテレ東批評 ノブコブ徳井がテレ東に物申す！？
伊集院光＆佐久間宣行の勝手にテレ東批評 2024年9月7日 新企画！？ゲストもテレ東批評 ノブコブ徳井がテレ東に物申す！？
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00:00Oh
00:30So
01:00My bank, you're gonna marry my mother. Hey, I'm Azuma. Good luck on this. I'm gonna tell it all time table
01:12You'll come on the time table. What is it?
01:14Musta hi, so I want to get you to mind that John this kid. Oh, they got some high sky at their monomania
01:21Book money. I got you to my other one. This kid. Oh, how's that?
01:25No
01:55Wow
01:57Because I'm a little bit even got to know hi, you know, my name was sorry little talk on that. I'm not gonna
02:03Mabukun
02:06Mabukun, I don't know
02:10You must know what a given day me to do more need to receive
02:14I'll cook on now to get a little more than that. You don't want to make kind of ruler. You're cool. I'm not good
02:20No
02:50So I was like,
02:51I'm not saying you have to be an official,
02:53I'm just saying that you can drop me off at Mokunin.
02:55What?
02:56What's the difference between official and Mokunin?
02:59Oh, I didn't know that.
03:00A long time ago, Matsumura-kun made a joke
03:03where he got angry at Kakefu-san for imitating him too much,
03:07but he said he'd forgive him if he sent him a half-baked ham.
03:10That was the joke.
03:12Nishida-san also got angry at Kakefu-san for imitating him too much,
03:15but he said he'd forgive him if he sent him a half-baked ham
03:19but he said he'd forgive him if he sent him a half-baked ham.
03:22There was even a joke like that,
03:24where he said he'd forgive him if he sent him a half-baked ham before and after he sent him a half-baked ham.
03:27And before I knew it,
03:29I found out that the official has a rule
03:31where he has to send a half-baked ham.
03:33What?
03:35Mabu-kun has to send him a half-baked ham.
03:37What?
03:38That's funny.
03:40Well,
03:42if you search my YouTube channel,
03:44you'll see that my imitations of Kintaro are really terrible.
03:47Terrible, terrible, terrible.
03:49It's so funny.
03:51It's so funny.
03:52That's why I'll say it here.
03:54I'll never buy it.
03:56He'll never buy it.
03:58Next up is this segment.
04:00It's a new segment.
04:02Let's review the guests' imitations.
04:04I see.
04:08We're going to invite a guest who wants to imitate him,
04:12and we're going to have him imitate him as much as he wants.
04:16The more he tries to imitate me,
04:18the more I want to imitate him.
04:22Let's introduce today's guest.
04:25Please welcome Keita Tokui from Heisei Nobushikobushi.
04:28Thank you for having me.
04:30Nice to meet you.
04:32He's not bad at all.
04:34He's not bad at all.
04:36He's not bad at all.
04:38I'm sorry to say this,
04:40but in a situation like this,
04:42I thought I should bring my unique way of saying bad things.
04:47I thought about it last night.
04:49I was like that when I was a young entertainer.
04:52But now that I'm 44,
04:54and it's my 25th year,
04:56there's nothing I don't have.
04:58That's why I'm here today.
05:00You don't have to carry it.
05:02I don't have to carry it.
05:04If I didn't have Mr. Teretou,
05:06I wouldn't be here right now.
05:08You've completely changed as a host.
05:10Thank you, Mr. Teretou.
05:12Thank you so much.
05:13If I didn't have Mr. Teretou,
05:14I wouldn't be here right now.
05:15The reason why I started talking to Mr. Tokui
05:19was when I watched the TV show
05:21called Chibakariki.
05:23Chibakariki.
05:25I really like that show.
05:28I had the courage to go to Mr. Mei
05:30and say,
05:31I saw that show.
05:33I talked to him,
05:34and he said,
05:35I've never seen anyone say,
05:36I saw that show.
05:38It was the first time I was praised.
05:40And it was the first time Mr. Ijuin praised me.
05:43I don't get along with Mr. Yushimura.
05:45When we met by chance,
05:47he said,
05:48Mr. Ijuin praised me.
05:50And I said,
05:51I was praised yesterday too.
05:53The show I was on was a different show.
05:55It was like Stamplary.
05:56I was the reason why I talked to Mr. Ijuin.
05:58He's praising you behind your back.
06:00He's really praising you.
06:02So I'm really grateful and happy.
06:04Even though it's cowardly,
06:06it's not cowardly to say bad things.
06:08It's like, are you watching this?
06:10I also want to tell you about Synapse.
06:14I've never talked about it on this show.
06:16It's a children's show.
06:18It's really sharp.
06:21I've never seen it.
06:23It's amazing.
06:24But,
06:26I really want to have a baby.
06:29I really want to have a baby.
06:31But,
06:32when I'm 2 years old,
06:34I lose interest in it.
06:37I'm sorry.
06:38I don't have a child,
06:39so I'm not a target at all.
06:41What's on Synapse?
06:43There's a lot of short content.
06:46It's also on YouTube.
06:48Basically, it's about singing.
06:52There's a lot of singing.
06:53Singing is the main thing.
06:54Do you watch it until you're 2 years old?
06:56No, until I'm 1 year old.
06:58I don't watch it when I start walking.
06:59I lose interest in it.
07:02It's interesting.
07:03You lose interest quickly.
07:04I lose interest quickly.
07:05It's before I go to Anpanman.
07:07Maybe.
07:08It's before I go to E-Tele.
07:11Does that mean there are people who know about it?
07:15It's like a TV station.
07:17Oh, I see.
07:18It's like a TV station.
07:19People who research about babies
07:22make a show with Teletubbies.
07:25It's not something you watch when you don't have a child.
07:28Jun, you might like Synapse.
07:31How old am I?
07:33I'm 56 years old.
07:34I'm 56 years old.
07:36I might cry all of a sudden.
07:39Why am I crying?
07:40I don't want to be stimulated by TV.
07:45To be honest, I don't need Teletubbies anymore.
07:48If the director says,
07:49thank you,
07:51I'll be grateful if he says thank you.
07:53Really.
07:54Mr. Sakuma?
07:56Hi, we're Mamatarts.
07:57We always get extra Teletubbies on the plane.
08:00Let's talk about Teletubbies.
08:02Before that, let's listen to this.
08:05Hello, everyone.
08:06I'm Akari Takahashi.
08:07I'm Saori Hizawa.
08:09The drama we're starring in,
08:10Baby Valkyrie Everyday,
08:12airs every Wednesday at 1 p.m.
08:15Kisato and Mahiro are professional killers.
08:17They can do anything.
08:20But they're clumsy girls who don't know the world.
08:23You can see the difference between
08:25clumsy killers and clumsy girls.
08:28Please enjoy it.
08:32I'll get a part-time job at a bar.
08:35Otsuki and Finisuke.
08:37It's the worst part-time job I've ever had.
08:40I need a new wind.
08:46After this,
08:47we have a message from the killer duo.
08:51Let's talk about Teletubbies.
08:57I don't want to be on TV.
09:02I'm sorry.
09:04I've seen them working hard on editing.
09:07I know the script.
09:10But I don't need it.
09:12To be honest, I don't need a telephone.
09:16If I don't hear it,
09:18I don't need it.
09:20I see.
09:21You're just on TV.
09:23Isn't that too much?
09:25I don't want to be on TV.
09:28You want to be on TV?
09:30I don't want to be on TV.
09:33I know.
09:35Young people don't watch TV.
09:38I know there are sponsors.
09:40But I want to be on TV.
09:45Teletubbies has a big keyword.
09:50You don't buy the movies they make in the afternoon.
09:55You just watch them.
09:57You just watch them.
10:00I'm tired of editing.
10:03I'm tired of movies that I have to watch from the beginning.
10:07When I watch Teletubbies' afternoon movies,
10:10I can understand the content in 5 seconds.
10:13I just want to watch them.
10:17That's Teletubbies.
10:19How can we get more views?
10:21We're getting better and better.
10:25TV, radio, and magazines are all about Teletubbies.
10:30But we can't make a TV show just by watching it.
10:34We need to use the habit of watching Teletubbies.
10:41How can we get more views?
10:44We need to come up with a new keyword.
10:49Baseball is the same.
10:51Baseball used to be all about hitting points.
10:54But now it's all about OPS.
10:56The evaluation of a player changes.
10:59We need to come up with a new keyword.
11:03We can only watch TV now.
11:06I'm going to say this directly.
11:10I know I'm not good at baseball anymore.
11:15So I think I need to wear a pantyhose.
11:18I think I can do it for the whole team.
11:22There's no pantyhose scene in baseball news.
11:25There's no pantyhose scene in baseball news.
11:28There's no pantyhose scene in baseball news.
11:33There's no pantyhose scene in baseball news.
11:36But I've been saying this a lot.
11:40But I've been saying this a lot.
11:46Do you think the director really understands you?
11:49I'm sure he understands me.
11:51I do a lot of work with Ijoin.
11:55I do a lot of work with Ijoin.
11:58I've been shaking a pantyhose until the guest star said it.
12:02I've been shaking a pantyhose until the guest star said it.
12:05I've been shaking a pantyhose until the guest star said it.
12:10Of course, the location has been decided.
12:15The staff will be grateful.
12:17I'm excited.
12:18I'm excited to be thanked.
12:20Mr. Sagoma, please don't forget to thank us.
12:24I'm glad.
12:26Mr. Hamada actually said it.
12:28Mr. Hamada from downtown.
12:30He said,
12:31if you weren't in that show,
12:33it wouldn't have been good.
12:36I was so happy that I had to sit on my stomach.
12:40Mr. Ijuni started talking about his panties
12:45because he thought it would be over if he didn't evaluate the hidden gems.
12:50I'm doing my best as a talent like Teleton's lunch.
12:54If it didn't go well,
12:56the show would give me another chance.
12:59I wonder what it is.
13:01When young people do well,
13:04they usually say,
13:05Teleton, Teleton, Teleton, Teleton, Teleton, Teleton, Teleton.
13:08Oh, I see.
13:10They're doing a designated performance.
13:14Drama, Baby Wari Kyurei, Everyday.
13:17And the movie, Baby Wari Kyurei, Nice Days.
13:20The message is the highlight.
13:22Each character is deep and interesting.
13:26Of course, the characters in Baby Wari Kyurei will appear.
13:30I hope you will love the new characters.
13:33Please watch it.
13:35I fought a lot in the third part of the movie.
13:39With Mr. Ikemachi and Mr. Maeda,
13:41new characters were added,
13:43and the story of Sato and Mahiru went further.
13:50Please watch it at the theater.
13:53Drama, Baby Wari Kyurei, Everyday.
13:55And the movie, Baby Wari Kyurei, Nice Days.
13:58Please watch them both.
14:01Let me tell you about Teleton.
14:04When you tell your friends that you know this company,
14:07they don't know if they saw it in Cambodia or Gaia.
14:10There's also the well-known Gulliver.
14:11I'm familiar with it.
14:12Teleton, Baby Wari Kyurei, Everyday.
14:16I remember that scene.
14:17What was the name of the food?
14:19Dekamori Hunter.
14:20Dekamori Hunter.
14:21I watched it for 7 or 8 hours.
14:25It was a scene that was rarely used.
14:27I thought the MCs were doing their best.
14:31I praised Mr. Mukai.
14:34I praised him.
14:35I praised him.
14:36I praised him.
14:37I praised him.
14:39I praised him.
14:40You should use it.
14:42The last phrase is very important.
14:44You can't talk while eating.
14:47I'm sure they won't do it for you,
14:49but you should make people laugh.
14:50but you should make people laugh.
14:53The staff will laugh for you.
14:55Someone has evaluated me.
14:56I think Teleton is especially proud of me.
14:58I think Teleton is especially proud of me.
15:02Otherwise,
15:03I'd be a traitor.
15:07The same goes for Kusakari.
15:08While I was riding, he was talking to me on his Bluetooth microphone.
15:12I thought, I'm going to use this.
15:15I have a lot of pictures.
15:18I thought, I'm going to use the Bluetooth talk between me and Yoshimura.
15:24He was careful, too.
15:25He was like, how was it?
15:28He was like, wow.
15:29He said, it was a god turn.
15:31I was doing a show with a god turn.
15:35I saw the recording before that.
15:39I thought, this is going to be interesting.
15:42I was like, wow.
15:45There's a god turn, right?
15:46I don't say it often, but there's a great script.
15:49It's really good.
15:50He wrote a lot of things, but the meeting was only a minute long.
15:54I have this, but you don't have to worry about it at all.
16:00I'm always frustrated with people who watch too much TV on SNS.
16:06They say, it's a script anyway.
16:08When I talk like I do now, I say, it's a script.
16:11Actually, it's not that sweet.
16:12The script of the TV is...
16:15I think it's going to be like this.
16:18It's a close-knit situation.
16:19What's wrong with that?
16:22You can force it back to the way it was.
16:25On the contrary, if you think it's impossible to return it,
16:27I've seen a lot of people do it on the spot.
16:29The director says,
16:30If you put these parts together, it'll go this way.
16:34It's like that beauty.
16:36You said you had a script.
16:38It's not a script.
16:39It's an image of giving each person a weapon.
16:40I see.
16:42That's why I'm not giving it to you.
16:44Do you remember what I said at the meeting?
16:47For example, give it to the other party.
16:48If something like this happens on this side,
16:51I'll give you a copy of this pattern.
16:54I gave you the weapon, so you can ignore it.
16:58It's a recording with that kind of image.
17:00I've always been a young man.
17:02I'm an old man now.
17:03I'm told by young people,
17:05I failed in that recording.
17:07I have my own motives.
17:09The more I failed in the studio,
17:12The more I should watch the show.
17:14I don't have to watch the show that I think went well.
17:17Even if it went well, I thought it would be cut.
17:19But the scene that I thought was really hell.
17:22I don't think there's a director who uses it as hell.
17:25I'm sure it's going to be interesting.
17:27If the show didn't go well,
17:29I'd like to ask you to do it again.
17:32I wonder what that is.
17:33I think about it sometimes.
17:35I'm not a veteran.
17:37When a young man did a good job,
17:40It's usually when everyone's doing what they're supposed to do.
17:43It's when you're taking a day off.
17:45Oh, I see.
17:48You're doing a good job.
17:50I feel like I did a good job.
17:53And I'm in the studio.
17:54It's not like I'm making a good laugh even if I'm a different entertainer.
17:57Oh, I see.
17:58So you can change it.
17:59I can change it.
18:00But failure is only for that person.
18:03I see.
18:03It's kind of a feature.
18:06If the show turns out to be interesting,
18:08I think it's thanks to this guy.
18:10I see.
18:12That's great.
18:13What are you talking about on a Sunday afternoon?
18:17Stop talking about this.
18:19I can't do this anymore.
18:21Why do you start a show that's not a Sunday afternoon?
18:25You don't have a Sunday afternoon, do you?
18:27No, I don't.
18:27I don't have a regular on TV.
18:31What are you doing here?
18:32What is this show?
18:33Thank you for coming today, Mr. Toki.
18:40Next is this corner.
18:42Viewers' opinions and complaints corner.
18:51This is from Inumaru-san.
18:54Sakuma-san is not good at going to the dentist.
18:56He's been leaving his teeth unattended for a long time.
18:58It's been eight years since he went to the dentist.
19:01That's right.
19:02How was the dentist after a long time?
19:04I was an elementary school student.
19:05I was really scared.
19:07I understand.
19:09I recently learned a shocking fact.
19:12I'm the only one who knows this.
19:13All the staff on the radio said,
19:15What?
19:17I got a letter from the dentist on the radio.
19:19I got an e-mail.
19:21I want to say this because everyone misunderstands it.
19:25If it hurts, please raise your right hand.
19:28They don't stop when they raise their right hand.
19:31They say it hurts.
19:33Why do you raise your right hand?
19:36If you raise your right hand,
19:39I'm doing something that's close to the nerves.
19:42I'm just trying to be careful.
19:44It's not a sign that I'll stop if it hurts.
19:48Is that wrong?
19:49Did you all know?
19:50You don't know, do you?
19:51Isn't that a stop button?
19:53We think so.
19:54Oh, I see.
19:55You're in a painful place right now.
19:57You can't do it boldly.
19:59Let's do it in detail.
20:01Let's do it in detail.
20:04You don't know, do you?
20:06I don't know.
20:07Recently, on a great radio show,
20:09I thought,
20:11What?
20:13What is this good adult?
20:15Confessing to hate the company.
20:17I reflect on myself.
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