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Goga Pasroori Aur Vicky ka Hoshyarian Family ko Shadi Par Invitation
Goga Pasroori Aur Vicky ka Hoshyarian Family ko Shadi Par Invitation
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00:00Welcome back, viewers.
00:01In the break, we have a relative of Salim Al-Baila
00:06and his cousins.
00:07They have come for a reason. Let's ask them what the reason is.
00:09Greetings.
00:10Greetings. How are you, son?
00:12Alhamdulillah. Are you fine?
00:13I am fine. I am fine.
00:15Okay. What is the reason for your visit today?
00:17I got married to your family.
00:19Is that so?
00:20It's a happy occasion.
00:21Wow. You did a good thing. This tradition is very good.
00:24It's a happy occasion. Don't you remember that we got married?
00:27It's a happy occasion. Don't you remember that we got married?
00:30Is it possible?
00:31But, sir, we have our recordings.
00:33We can do the recordings later if you tell us your budget.
00:37No, no. He is not calling you.
00:38You are mistaken.
00:39I will talk to him.
00:40Vicky, won't you call him?
00:41Is that so?
00:42Will you call everyone?
00:43Okay. We have come to call everyone.
00:45Sir, we have brought your cards.
00:47Okay. I have brought the cards.
00:49I have arranged tea for them.
00:51But it's such a happy occasion.
00:53Why did you bring an empty invitation?
00:55It would have been sweet.
00:56Girl, the thing is that you don't know about our traditions.
00:59If you want to give us a tradition,
01:01we will give you sweets in the next house.
01:02Yes, that's right.
01:03Will you start running away from us?
01:05Sir, it's said that when in Rome, do as Romans do.
01:08Yes.
01:09What's the matter, Anjuswami?
01:13She is saying, do as Romans do.
01:16No, no. This is your turn.
01:19Yes.
01:19She is saying, do as Romans do.
01:22Do as Romans do.
01:24Okay, tell me.
01:25After spending five to seven minutes outside,
01:28if you step into the washroom,
01:30will you respect us?
01:33If you can respect us,
01:35I will bring tea for you.
01:41Are the invitation cards with plus one
01:44or are they singles only?
01:45Yes.
01:46No, answer us.
01:48What is this, Nan?
01:50If you don't bring open shoes and socks,
01:52you will be fired from the office.
01:54If a single person comes,
01:56then he should come with his family.
01:58No, a single person will come.
01:59Where will a single person come?
02:00You can come, but not me.
02:02Bring an open person.
02:03I will definitely come.
02:04There are two reasons.
02:05One is Mr. Salim's cousin's wedding.
02:07So, I will definitely come.
02:08And second, you are inviting me so lovingly.
02:10So, I will definitely come.
02:11I can't bring an open person.
02:13So, I will come with 40 to 50 people.
02:15Isn't he an open person?
02:16No, people don't like him.
02:18Then wait for him.
02:19He will bring someone from the government.
02:24Listen to me.
02:25We will go to Salim's cousin's wedding.
02:28We will increase his respect.
02:29Absolutely.
02:30I was telling you.
02:31Yes.
02:32If you give him a chair,
02:33he will increase his respect.
02:36Okay, Arun, technically,
02:38if this is Mr. Salim's cousin's wedding,
02:40then Mr. Salim should invite us.
02:42Absolutely.
02:43No, it is my responsibility.
02:45I will bring everyone.
02:46You won't come, right?
02:47Why?
02:48No, he won't come.
02:49Why won't Salim come?
02:52What happened?
02:54I had a bad dream about Salim.
02:56Oh.
02:58What?
02:58What was the dream?
02:59He was going to invite us to the oil mill.
03:01Then why didn't he invite us?
03:02I had a bad dream about him.
03:04What was the dream?
03:05He drank all the water.
03:07He drank the entire glass of water.
03:09Oh, God.
03:10I asked someone about his health.
03:12Yes.
03:13He said that his health is not good.
03:15He doesn't want to live in this world.
03:17Call him. I am sure he won't drink water all day.
03:21Okay, he won't come for the henna ceremony.
03:23But he can come for the wedding procession.
03:25Listen to me.
03:26What happened?
03:26I had a bad dream about him.
03:28Oh.
03:29What dream did you have?
03:30Oh, God.
03:32He opened the bread.
03:33Yes.
03:34He ran towards the bread.
03:35Yes.
03:36Mr. Arun hit him.
03:38Yes.
03:39He looked down.
03:41Oh, God.
03:42Oh, God.
03:43The next day, he hit him.
03:45Sir, I promise you.
03:46I will eat the bread.
03:48I will come.
03:49Mr. Arun, some dreams can be misinterpreted.
03:53Yes.
03:53So, it is possible that you saw his age.
03:57Yes.
03:58He didn't say that.
03:59Cut it.
04:01I didn't keep you smart enough to say that.
04:08Mr. Kaleem, he is so old.
04:10Why is he getting married so late?
04:12He is not getting married.
04:13He is my uncle's son.
04:15What?
04:16Yes.
04:16Aunt, I am telling you.
04:17He was the first one.
04:18Yes.
04:19My son was the last one.
04:21If he is not getting married,
04:22then why is he sitting here?
04:24I came here to cut the mutton.
04:26It is a wedding.
04:27It is a wedding.
04:29What do you want to cook for the wedding?
04:30Mutton.
04:31There is a village over there.
04:32I will tell you.
04:33I don't want to cook mutton.
04:34What happened?
04:35I had a dream.
04:37What?
04:38I cooked mutton.
04:39A man came running.
04:40He said,
04:41there is a bad omen.
04:45Uncle, I know your entire family.
04:47Whenever you had a dream,
04:49you never had it.
04:52Here are your cards.
04:54Yes.
04:54Why are we giving you cards?
04:56Why?
04:57Because you eat well.
04:58Yes.
04:59You cook well.
05:00You will not stay for more than a day.
05:03Mr. Haroon, you know that
05:05when celebrities go somewhere,
05:07they are not obliged to go there
05:09to get gifts.
05:11Yes.
05:11Yes.
05:12You don't even have to go there.
05:16If I go there,
05:17I won't go empty-handed.
05:19Yes.
05:19Okay?
05:20Here are your cards.
05:20Yes.
05:21Here are your cards.
05:23Here are your cards.
05:24Give it to me.
05:24Give it to me.
05:25Mr. Anup, will you do the honors?
05:26Yes.
05:27Will you do the honors?
05:28Yes.
05:29Okay.
05:29Everyone will do the honors.
05:31Okay.
05:32The name of the girl is Maha.
05:34She is the only one who has done it.
05:37I mean, I just read it.
05:39Here is the card.
05:40Yes.
05:41Very nice.
05:41Okay, Maha Hina.
05:42Yes.
05:43Do you know the name of the girl?
05:44Okay, I am reading it.
05:46This is the bride's card.
05:47Yes.
05:48Maha.
05:48Maha is the name of the bride.
05:49Is it?
05:50It's good.
05:50Sir, the groom is coming.
05:54I thought he will give two colors.
05:55I thought he will give two wedding cards.
05:57No.
05:58The cards are in different colors.
05:59Mr. Haroon, request your graceful presence.
06:02But Mr. Amanat is not graceful at all.
06:05On his card..
06:06Give me your card.
06:08Yes.
06:10It says, just come.
06:16Okay, I think..
06:18Don't call him.
06:19I think he has given it for free.
06:22Don't call him.
06:23I feel bad.
06:24No one has clicked a photo of you.
06:25All of them have clicked.
06:27They click when they get married.
06:28Then you realise who he is.
06:31Wait a minute.
06:32What is written here?
06:33Show it to Mr. Charlie.
06:35It is written on Mr. Charlie's card, must come.
06:38No, it is written, must come.
06:43What is this?
06:44Reception of guests is at 7 o'clock.
06:45Dinner is at 8 o'clock.
06:46I am not coming.
06:47If the reception is at 7 o'clock
06:48then the dinner should be at 7 o'clock.
06:50There is the reception.
06:51If you can hug, then don't come.
06:58Tell me one more thing.
07:00Why are all friends and cousins
07:02calling me for the henna ceremony?
07:04I think he has given it for free.
07:06You don't know.
07:07I have seen a very bad dream.
07:11I am telling the truth.
07:13You have married all of them.
07:16Why are you calling me for that?
07:20I am telling the truth.
07:21Why are you calling a person
07:22from our community for the henna ceremony?
07:24What is RSVP?
07:26RSVP?
07:27Yes, RSVP.
07:28This is..
07:30Tell me what is written here?
07:33What is written here?
07:34RSVP.
07:35I have high BP every morning.
07:38People have started using the Urdu word.
07:39It is a meme.
07:41Yes.
07:42He is asking for an answer.
07:44If you don't want to invite me for the wedding
07:47then take the card back.
07:48I won't come for the henna ceremony and reception.
07:49Dear, we will come for the reception.
07:51We will cook meat every day.
07:53Okay.
07:54You won't come today, dear.
07:56I will come today.
07:57What is this?
08:02You should have asked him to sit in that cot
08:04four days ago.
08:07Okay, this looking forward..
08:09Yes.
08:10This is looking forward.
08:11This RSVP is looking backward.
08:14Uncle, I think he has taken the money from us
08:16and printed the card of someone else.
08:19Okay, did you invite Manat?
08:20Yes, I invited Manat.
08:22Why didn't you invite Manat?
08:23If Manat doesn't come, I will be in trouble.
08:26Yes.
08:26I won't come.
08:27I will come with my shoes.
08:28Okay, you give him the shoes.
08:30He will come with his shoes.
08:33I invited Manat.
08:34He is his father.
08:35He is our teacher.
08:36Wow.
08:37He is an agent.
08:38He will take care of him.
08:38Wow.
08:43Who else is coming?
08:45Mahat.
08:46Taula is also coming.
08:48Oh.
08:49Lala is also coming.
08:50Lala.
08:50Lala is also coming.
08:51Har Har is also coming.
08:53He is also coming.
08:54I want to listen to Kameez Teri Kaali from him.
08:56He is coming.
08:57Mr. Balkoo is also coming.
08:58Mr. Manachand is also coming.
08:59Yes.
09:00Okay, Mr. Manachand is also coming.
09:01He is our brother.
09:02We will mix with him.
09:03Okay, son.
09:04Come here, Iftikhar Thakur.
09:06Mr. Thakur is also coming.
09:07He is also coming.
09:08Mr. Asif Feena is also coming.
09:10Yes.
09:10He is also coming.
09:11Mr. Iftikhar Thakur will come with his sharp nose
09:14and Asif Feena will come with her sharp nose.
09:16He will tear your head off.
09:18His nose is like that.
09:19I don't know such things.
09:22I don't know such names.
09:24Who?
09:24He can dance on everything.
09:26He can dance on everything.
09:27He can dance as much as he wants.
09:29He is lucky.
09:30He is lucky.
09:31Okay.
09:32Uncle, you will have to search for him.
09:35Why?
09:36He can eat and he can hide in the bushes.
09:40He is coming.
09:41He can speak a lot but he doesn't listen to others.
09:45Who is it?
09:46What is it?
09:47He is Sakhawat Naaz.
09:48Come here.
09:49Sakhawat Naaz is also coming.
09:50He is coming.
09:51If Mehak Malik is not coming there
09:53then no one can come there.
09:54Mehak Malik is coming.
09:55Mehak Malik is coming.
09:56You said no earlier.
09:57He will smell uncle.
10:02It seems like he has invited 5000 people.
10:06It seems so.
10:07It is a big function.
10:08How many people did he invite?
10:08At least 4000-5000 people.
10:11We need security for the team of smart people
10:14because we can't get involved like this.
10:15Don't worry about the security.
10:17How many people are there?
10:18Our team will be around 72 people.
10:2172?
10:21Yes.
10:22We will have 80 dogs around us.
10:2680 dogs?
10:27Yes.
10:27You have 80 dogs?
10:33His team will have less people.
10:34Why?
10:3580 dogs will be our security.
10:38Yes.
10:39Yes.
10:39Yes.
10:40We are a team of people.
10:4280 dogs will be our guards.
10:49Viewers, this is a small break.
10:50We will meet again after the break.