Saleem Albela Aur Sehliyon ki Gaoun Main Kakliyan

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Saleem Albela Aur Sehliyon ki Gaoun Main Kakliyan
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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aari.
00:22Friends, a lot of students send messages in Inbox saying that they are very passionately following a career but it is not progressing.
00:32We are moving with perseverance and consistency.
00:36We are following everything. We are applying all the motivational speakers' steps.
00:42But we are not able to move forward.
00:44There is only one satisfactory answer for all of them.
00:47If you have motivation and perseverance and you are pursuing something with full passion,
00:54then the real thing is fuel in the car which takes it forward.
00:59That is knowledge. Knowledge and friendship are over.
01:02We just study the course. There is no knowledge.
01:05Everyone has the same degree that you have.
01:08So how will you move forward?
01:10The progress that a person has made today, the cell phone that you use to Inbox me,
01:15that cell phone has come into your hands today because of knowledge.
01:19Until you acquire knowledge and you will not acquire knowledge,
01:22until something inside you will not incite you to it.
01:26And that is only one thing. Curiosity.
01:29Spying.
01:30Nowadays I see that spying in children has completely ended.
01:34The truth is that there is such meaningless and meaningless content
01:38which we are consuming that the real curiosity of a person,
01:43which was spying, which takes you towards knowledge,
01:46and that has ended towards discovery.
01:48Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:51Today we will take you to a field in the village and see what is happening in the village.
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04:22But you should also follow your friends.
04:24You are aware enough but now it's the time of no make-up look.
04:28Oh!
04:29She has done make-up for us.
04:30Yes, yes.
04:31It's a natural beauty.
04:32No, no, no.
04:33You have not done make-up.
04:35No.
04:36Today morning, I came out of the feet of feet.
04:39Mr. Arun, no one's face colour is like the colour of feet.
04:43Don't talk about feet.
04:44Yes.
04:45We live on the soil.
04:46You know, the soil grows.
04:48The soil is very good for feet.
04:49Yes.
04:50Whether it is wet, cold soil is also very good.
04:52Grass is also very good for feet.
04:54So, if you walk on bare feet and grass,
04:57then not only that,
04:59your mental health improves a lot,
05:02along with that,
05:03there are many other things in your skin,
05:05in which nourishment comes.
05:07In the morning, bare feet on Shabnam.
05:09Yes.
05:10You must be walking around.
05:11Yes.
05:12I have seen Shabnam in the film, Kadhi Hari.
05:14I play with you.
05:15The day goes by.
05:16Believe me.
05:18Yes.
05:22Yes.
05:47He used to sit and think.
05:49That is called contemplation.
05:50Because of that contemplation,
05:51the world has developed a lot.
05:53Okay, the second thing is that
05:54when she goes to fill water,
05:56then she was told a very beautiful thing,
05:58that when she goes to fill water,
06:00like now,
06:01they are laughing at each other.
06:02So, when the pot is empty,
06:04so when she is taking the empty pot,
06:06then they keep laughing and playing.
06:08Hmm.
06:09And they also do mischief with each other.
06:12They also try to make each other fall.
06:14Yes.
06:44Yes.
07:00Yes.
07:14Wow.
07:20Wow.
07:33Um,
07:35Yes.
07:37Yes.
07:40Oh my God.
07:41Oh,
07:42so much terror.
07:43What happened? Why did everyone run away?
07:44The old man from the village has come. So, out of respect.
07:47Out of respect?
07:49You should have just left your business and greeted them.
07:53I am scared. I am scared.
07:55Some old people go to their homes and complain
07:57that your daughters were playing and doing this and that.
08:01Maybe that's why.
08:02Is that so?
08:03Yes. I mean, a lot of old people become hermits in the mother's womb.
08:08Wow, Shraddha. I had a lot of fun that day.
08:10Really?
08:10Hey, hey.
08:13Do you see this?
08:13Yes, yes.
08:14That old man from the village doesn't want to play.
08:17Hey, old man from the village.
08:18Yes.
08:19Turn around.
08:24What is this?
08:25Salman Khan.
08:26Oh, I see.
08:28You have the power in the morning and evening.
08:33Yes.
08:34If you just look into my eyes.
08:37Wow.
08:38In the morning, your beautiful eyes
08:43took away the peace of my heart.
08:46Okay, he is not blind.
08:48Is he Salman Khan or Salman Rai?
08:53Our pair is very famous in the village.
08:54Salman Khan and Aamir Khan.
08:56What?
08:57Aamir Khan?
08:58I am a big fan of Aamir Khan.
08:59Whether you say yes or no, you are my Kiran.
09:03And he is Shahrukh Khan.
09:04Shahrukh Khan?
09:05Yes.
09:05Shahrukh Khan?
09:07Yes.
09:09Come on, let's go.
09:10It's Monday today.
09:11I will get the car.
09:12Okay, check it then.
09:14Yes, Shraddha.
09:15Hey.
09:16See, he is driving.
09:17He is not able to find it.
09:18He doesn't know how to drive.
09:19Have you ever seen Aamir Khan driving?
09:21No.
09:22Come on, let's go.
09:22It's Monday today.
09:23Let's go.
09:24First, make the car.
09:25Yes, we are going.
09:26Hurry up.
09:27Okay.
09:30Come on, let's go.
09:31Okay, I am coming.
09:32Let's go.
09:34Hey, Akku and Farzand.
09:36What are you doing here?
09:37What are you doing here?
09:38We are playing cards.
09:39You want to play cards here?
09:41Play in your place.
09:42Why are you playing in our place?
09:43Is this our place or whose place is this?
09:45This is our place.
09:45This is God's place.
09:47God's place?
09:48Don't you have any place to play?
09:51This is your place.
09:52This is our village.
09:54Play in your place.
09:55Play in your place.
09:56Play in your God's place.
09:58We have our own place.
09:59I don't want to talk to my friend.
10:01Do you understand?
10:02You are from my village.
10:03You have told me that I am from Kotbhai.
10:07Come on, let's go.
10:08Let's go, baby.
10:09Boys are playing here.
10:10Come on, boys are playing here.
10:11We are not going to arrest a girl.
10:13Mr. Arun.
10:13She is a girl.
10:14She is God's girl.
10:15What will a girl do?
10:16Go and play in your place.
10:17Why should I play in my place?
10:18I have made my own place.
10:19You have found a place to make your own place?
10:22Yes, I have made my own place.
10:23I am telling you.
10:24What do you mean?
10:24Once I make my own place
10:27I don't listen to myself.
10:31Mr. Arun, please give me a leave.
10:33I want to go and play with him.
10:34You are allowed to go.
10:35She will come.
10:36She knows that Salman Khan is standing there.
10:37Oh, no.
10:38No, no, sister. You don't come.
10:39Why?
10:40Then I will have to take my son with me.
10:42Okay, first you think that he has gone too far.
10:45Now tell me, I am not going anywhere.
10:47Listen, let's sing that song.
10:49Yes, let's do it.
10:49Come on, come on, let's go and play.
10:53Come on, come on, let's go and play.
10:57Come on, come on, let's go and play.
11:01Come on, let's play hide and seek.
11:03Okay.
11:03First, let's play Pooja.
11:05Come on, let's play Pooja.
11:06Yes, come on.
11:07Come on, let's play.
11:08Yes.
11:09Come on, you guys also come.
11:10Come on, let's play.
11:11Come on.
11:15You are gone.
11:16You are gone.
11:20Oh, that's right.
11:22Repeat, repeat.
11:24I will win.
11:25You are also gone.
11:26You are also gone.
11:27Come on.
11:28I am gone.
11:30I am gone.
11:32Oh, you are gone.
11:34I am gone.
11:35Oh, you are gone.
11:38Look, it's our turn.
11:39Give it to me, I will tie it.
11:44Do you want to tie it with slippers?
11:46You can see the ball from inside.
11:48Can you see it?
11:49Wait, wait.
11:50How many are there?
11:51We are one, two, three.
11:53How many are there?
11:54Yes, I can't see.
11:55Come on.
11:56Come on.
11:56Turn around, turn around, turn around.
11:58I want to take a look.
11:59Come on.
12:00Okay, find it.
12:01Come on.
12:03Now sit down.
12:05Find it, find it, find it.
12:07No, hold it.
12:08It doesn't work.
12:09This is a tree.
12:10What happened to the tree?
12:13The tree was very fat.
12:15Okay.
12:15Find it.
12:18Find it.
12:19Find it, find it.
12:20Hey, hey.
12:21This is not my pink.
12:23No.
12:26Find it.
12:28Come here, I can smell it.
12:30Listen, your friends are coming here.
12:33Keep it there.
12:34It's okay, you play your game.
12:35It's right here.
12:37It's right here.
12:40I caught it, I caught it.
12:42I caught it, I caught it.
12:43I caught you.
12:44How many more will you hide?
12:45Actually,
12:47you caught me.
12:49Oh.
12:50The cats are here.
12:52You didn't stop me.
12:54I caught so many.
12:56Go.
12:57Ask Amirin.
12:59Is it possible that
13:01he will catch me for life?
13:04Is it possible that he will catch me for life?
13:06I did it like this, I did it like this.
13:10No, you also come there.
13:12Yes, what's the matter?
13:15It's not possible that
13:17Salman Khan will be mine.
13:20Look at him.
13:22Hey.
13:24Sister is saying that it's not possible that Salman Khan will be mine.
13:27You are blind.
13:28Look at yourself.
13:29So slim, smart, beautiful.
13:31And look at him.
13:32He is so...
13:33He is so handsome.
13:39Listen.
13:41If he allows me,
13:43I will go to his house
13:45to meet my parents.
13:49If he allows me,
13:50I will go to Salman Khan's house to meet my parents.
13:53I will ask them and tell them.
13:56No.
13:57What?
13:58He will not let you go there.
14:01Oh God.
14:02You go to his house
14:04and tell him that you are very small.
14:08Nasra.
14:09Yes.
14:10If his parents
14:12dare to come to my house, then they can come.
14:14Okay.
14:14What is he saying?
14:17Listen to me.
14:18Yes.
14:19Tell him that
14:21I am alone.
14:23I have 20 acres of land.
14:24Everything is in my name.
14:26Give my message to Pappi.
14:30Give his message to Pappi.
14:32Give him Rs. 20.
14:33I will tell him.
14:34I...
14:35Okay.
14:36Pappi.
14:36Yes.
14:38Tell him that my wife is a missionary
14:40and I am her only son.
14:42Go and tell him
14:44that he should not marry a missionary.
14:46Wow.
14:47Go and tell him
14:49that the land is on the road.
14:53Okay.
14:54Okay.
15:00She is telling that I should tell Salman
15:03that people do not marry missionaries.
15:06Ask him if Salman's Christian priest is on the road
15:10or if he is a little far.
15:12She is asking
15:14if the priest is on the front or the back.
15:18Go and tell her
15:20that the priest is on the front.
15:22He should be on the front or on his back.
15:24It's all yours, isn't it?
15:28He's saying that there are sweets in the front,
15:30but you can sit here in the front. It's all yours.
15:33Congratulations, Pappi.
15:34What happened?
15:35The sweets are not in the front.
15:36Then our people should agree.
15:38They should check their measurements on the pages.
15:43That's great news.
15:44It's important that you get to know each other before marriage.
15:48Yes.
15:48Let's play together for that. Come on.
15:51Yes, of course.
15:52Yes, let's play together.
15:53This sister is very nice.
15:55Let's play a game of tug of war.
15:57Don't play this game. You'll lose.
16:00I won't let you win.
16:04But I'll never let you lose.
16:06I also love you a lot.
16:08The land is yours, isn't it?
16:09It's all yours, isn't it?
16:13I'll give you all the happiness in your life.
16:17The land is green and barren.
16:21The land is green and barren.
16:26I've heard that this year's harvest is very good.
16:29You can sit and eat all your life.
16:33I'll tell you how much to eat.
16:34Just get the government rate right.
16:37Brother, if you don't want any dowry,
16:40then this alliance is done.
16:41Let's play the game now.
16:42Come on, my friend. Let's play.
16:43Okay, we'll play.
16:44We'll play later.
16:45Come on, who will make it?
16:47I'll make it.
16:48Come on, make it, Ani.
16:49Make it fast.
16:51We have a fork.
16:52Come on, make it.
16:53Come on.
16:54I've never made a stick in my life.
16:57You didn't get it right, Ani.
17:01We have only two sticks.
17:02And we have a lot of handicrafts.
17:05Okay, who is the expert among you?
17:07She'll play first.
17:09We know how to make sticks.
17:11We are the boys of the village.
17:13Make us do the men's work.
17:15Come on, try it once.
17:16What try?
17:17We can't do it.
17:19Injure. Injure.
17:21Injure. Injure.
17:25Now, it's brother Sallu's turn.
17:27Yes.
17:28Brother Sallu.
17:29Brother Sallu.
17:30Brother Sallu.
17:31Brother Sallu.
17:32Brother Sallu.
17:33Come on.
17:34What is this, Chulbul Pandey?
17:35Yes.
17:36What?
17:37And what is this?
17:38It was mine.
17:39He has played it straight.
17:40It's his style.
17:42You'll have to go through it again.
17:43You did it wrong.
17:44If I go through it again,
17:46then I won't listen to myself again.
17:49Okay, it's done.
17:50Now, let's play hide and seek.
17:51Who will give the turn?
17:52Sallu.
17:53Leave it.
17:54Yes.
17:55If Pappi says so.
17:56Yes.
17:57Then I'll give the turn.
17:58Yes, you have to give it.
17:59You have to hide it.
18:00Yes, I have to cover it.
18:01It doesn't matter if you don't cover it.
18:03It's already covered with leather.
18:04Yes.
18:08Sallu, how many did you get?
18:10Three.
18:11Here.
18:12Okay.
18:13Come on.
18:14Go.
18:15Sallu, you are great.
18:17You found it.
18:19Come on, eat it.
18:20You won't find it.
18:30Oh!
18:47Pappi.
18:48I finally caught you.
18:51Now, you can't go anywhere for the rest of your life.
18:53Pappi.
18:58Pappi.
18:59If you were so scared, why did you say yes to me?
19:03Pappi.
19:04I should get you treated.
19:05I have to go to America, Pappi.
19:08Pappi.
19:10Why are you carrying a stick?
19:13Pappi.
19:15Pappi, I was the first to fall in love.
19:18But I am your last stage.
19:21Son, don't fall in love with an old man.
19:26When are you taking me to America for treatment?
19:29Pappi, I was telling you to die here.
19:35We will take a short break.
19:37We will meet after the break.
19:38Okay.
19:39A very fast
19:42How can you stop a moving fan
19:45with the use of a single finger?
19:48You have answered this question.
19:50I used to be very brave.
19:52He is like that.

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