• 2 months ago
Europe Girl Sexy MUD Fight
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00:00We weren't locked outside the bedroom, we were locked inside, because the stupid doorknob was broken.
00:06It's still locked right now.
00:10It's kind of funny, they're like, how'd you get locked in?
00:13This is the best, like, thing ever. I'm here on a little sort of vacation, and I'm getting breakfast made for me.
00:20Thanks, Diane.
00:21You're welcome.
00:22It's awesome.
00:23I totally just locked myself in the room again.
00:31I'm locked in again!
00:34So, another waiver, we have to sign our life again away.
00:37Like my crazy shirt? My crazy warrior shirt?
00:40Shirt? Seems like we're always signing our life away.
00:44Yeah, we are.
00:45We're here at the warrior dash, and it's like the worst day ever.
00:48Ever! Ever!
00:51There's Smurfs here.
00:53Dude, it's Papa Smurf in the warrior run, that is what's up.
00:57That is dope.
00:59Apparently, you gotta put this, how's that gonna track you?
01:02It has all of our information on it, and you gotta, like, tie it into your shoes.
01:07You have to tie it on your shoe like this.
01:09I'm tying it on my shoe.
01:10In case you get lost in the woods.
01:12In case you die.
01:13In case you die in the woods, they'll be able to find you.
01:15Because you have to sign this crazy waiver.
01:18So I guess this is what we're in for right now.
01:20Oh, that dude must have won, that guy must have won, they got medals.
01:23Don't you want to win a freaking medal?
01:25Hell yeah!
01:26I hope I don't look like this when I come out.
01:29I guess I have to look like that to get the full experience, though.
01:33I'm gonna try.
01:34Are you ready for this?
01:36I hope that's mud.
01:38That dude does have a bra on right now, ladies and gentlemen.
01:42He has a bra on.
01:43I don't know why.
01:44This girl says on her shirt that she thinks she's gonna get lost.
01:48So it's about to go down, man.
01:49It is a freaking foggy day out.
01:51Yep, we're about to get in this race now.
01:53I see it.
01:54Oh, we are gonna run with the Smurfs.
01:56I see the Smurfs up there.
01:57I don't know if you can see them.
01:58But it's pretty cool.
01:59I just want to be near the Smurfs because they got the coolest costume.
02:04She's getting ready.
02:05She's getting ready.
02:07Holla!
02:12I'm gonna be that guy.
02:15You know what?
02:16Everybody's saying that that's a good idea.
02:19I'm gonna be that guy.
02:25We're racing with Smurfs.
02:295, 4, 3, 2, 1.
02:42Oh, look at that.
02:43Oh, look at all these Smurfs.
02:58Come on.
02:59We didn't even get like a quarter mile yet.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:48Holy shit.
03:51It smells like dog food.
03:52It smells like dog food.
03:58Come on.
04:04Go, Jessie.
04:05Go, Jessie.
04:10Faster.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Whoa.
04:18That's how I fall.
04:22Oh, that's not a bad idea.
04:23No, I lost my shoe.
04:24I'm gonna do it again.
04:25I'm getting my shoe.
04:26Fuck.
04:27Fuck, why did I do that?
04:29I don't know what I'm doing.
04:31That was my grasp device.
04:33Oh, right here.
04:34I lost it.
04:35Oh shit, I'm stuck.
04:36Oh my god.
04:37Ow!
04:38Ow!
04:39Ow!
04:40My shoe!
04:41Holy shit!
04:42Ow!
04:43Oh my god.
04:44Be sure.
04:45I am literally stuck.
04:46Oh my god.
04:47Oh shit.
04:48Oh shit.
04:49You fucker.
04:50Ew, it smells so bad.
04:51Look at this.
04:52It's a swamp.
04:53They got stuck.
04:54It's a fog.
04:55It's a fog.
04:56I think that's what it's called.
04:57Ah!
04:58Shit!
04:59Your head!
05:00Shit!
05:01Woo!
05:02You did it!
05:03Keep going, girl.
05:04Ow!
05:05Ow!
05:06Ow!
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05:17Ow!
05:18Ow!
05:20As soon as I get the nuts in there, it's going to be cold.
05:23Yes.
05:24I'm just walking in some mud right now.
05:26Oh yeah, look how deep they are.
05:27That's exactly what I like to do on the weekends.
05:30God, it's getting deep.
05:31All right, give me that camera.
05:32Guys, quick.
05:33Don't put that bag in the water.
05:35Do me.
05:36I got it.
05:37I got it.
05:39Anna, did you pee here?
05:40It's really warm.
05:41The beginning was gross, but now it's not that bad.
05:44Do I look stupid?
05:46Tell me in the comments below.
05:48You look like a warrior.
05:49I feel like I'm stupid.
05:50You look like a warrior.
05:51Camera on my head.
05:52Look at her pants.
05:53They look like leather pants now.
05:54This is really fun.
05:55This is what I always wanted to do when I was a kid.
05:56Whoa, whoa.
05:57Zia's going for the wall.
05:58Be careful though.
05:59I know you always get pumped up.
06:00Go get that one right there.
06:01That guy's in my way.
06:02He's good.
06:03Be careful.
06:04She's such a beast.
06:05She's a beast.
06:06She's a beast.
06:07She's a beast.
06:08She's a beast.
06:09She's a beast.
06:10She's a beast.
06:11She's a beast.
06:12She's a beast.
06:13She's a beast.
06:14She's a beast.
06:15She's a beast.
06:17She's such a beast.
06:18Look at this chick.
06:19Look at this girl.
06:20Oh my gosh.
06:21Show off.
06:22Show off.
06:23Woo!
06:24Good job.
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10:09Hey guys!
10:11That girl's in her underwear.
10:13The guy's trying to cover her up but it's really not working
10:17working
10:37What happened to your pants? I took them off. So you have no pants?
10:44They're going to take the boss back and he's going to meet us.
10:46This is where the bus is, where the food is.
10:49This is so heavy.
10:52So you're in your underwear right now.
10:56Black makeup all over your face.
10:58It's cold, look how cold it is.
11:01It's summertime, that's crazy.
11:03We're the trash bag crew, straight up.
11:05I don't know why, except for me,
11:06I don't know why you guys are wearing trash bags, why?
11:09Because it's cold.
11:12How can I make underwear with this?
11:15My legs are so dirty.
11:17I look like I got a tan.
11:22This is a real Guido tan.
11:26So that's it for the warrior run.
11:28Off the bus to get the hell out of here.
11:31We're going to get some relish.
11:33And this is our wardrobes right now.
11:36On the rail, this cheese rail literally.
11:46We need relish, should we get some corn?
11:49Should we get tomatoes for $12, because I'm dirty.
11:55Who brought a grocery store wearing a bag?
11:58This is how we roll, son.
12:00That's that new dope freshness.
12:03That's that new dope freshness.
12:05Double, double, double, double, double, double, double.
12:12Hey bud, yes.
12:14Alright, well I just threw my shorts away,
12:16so I'm standing out here in my boxers.
12:18Jess, you move the bag so I may see.
12:22I feel weird, I'm standing in front of a supermarket
12:25in my underwear right now.
12:29Jess, I locked myself again.
12:31What?
12:32I did it again.
12:33I know, why'd you do it?
12:35It's an accident, I just closed the door
12:36and I keep forgetting that the door.

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