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00:00Today's Weekly Sanmato Matsuko is the second installment of Kakeru Komuken, where all kinds of useless people gather!
00:09That's amazing!
00:11Did you dig up some kind of source?
00:13It's back to the mystery of the 3 billion yen.
00:17Do you have a credit card?
00:19I don't have one.
00:21I have a 10,000 yen one.
00:22Stop it!
00:24Don't say that!
00:25Is there such a thing?
00:27What's more shocking is their one-week schedule!
00:31Isn't that too much?
00:33I'm sorry.
00:34Is this going to air?
00:39They came back on Sunday afternoon.
00:44This week's special is...
00:48The second installment of Kakeru Komuken, where all kinds of useless people gather!
00:52It's back to the mystery of the 3 billion yen.
00:59This is the second installment.
01:01Is there such a thing?
01:05Kakeru Komuken is a reform company in Aobaku, Yokohama, Kanagawa Prefecture.
01:12It looks like a normal office, but...
01:16Let's borrow a lot of money before New Year's.
01:18If we're going to lose money, let's borrow it first.
01:22It's fun when you lose in gambling.
01:26It's fun when you use the money you shouldn't use.
01:31In high school, I was so hungry that I ate two hand-rolled sushi at a convenience store.
01:36I was expelled from school.
01:39Two hand-rolled sushi.
01:42Most of the employees are in debt from the president.
01:45It's a company full of useless people who have a lot of problems with gambling.
01:52I uploaded a video to TikTok, and it's a little bit of a mess.
01:58But the annual income is 300 million yen.
02:01For some reason, it's a company full of mysteries.
02:06Why is this company going to 300 million yen?
02:10Are you guys doing a robbery?
02:13I don't think so.
02:15I'm smart enough to do a robbery.
02:20First of all, I'd like to introduce Yujiro Yamanaka, the president of Kakeru Komuken.
02:28What are you talking about? He's the bad guy.
02:33But he's supporting the company.
02:37Thank you for your explanation today.
02:39What kind of explanation is that?
02:41He's one of the three bad guys.
02:44For the sake of money, he's a rat.
02:47He's a free monster.
02:49Naoya HENZO.
02:52He's a free monster.
02:55Why are you sitting in the middle?
02:58He's sitting in the middle.
03:00Is he a bird?
03:03He's a bird.
03:05Next is the food fighter who became a high school student after eating two sushi rolls.
03:11Kazuya UTO.
03:14I'm sorry.
03:16I don't have any medicine.
03:19Don't tell me.
03:21Last is this man.
03:23He lives in a trash house.
03:25He's a gentleman who hates baths.
03:27He's James Bond.
03:29He's a good-looking guy.
03:33Thank you very much.
03:35These are the three bad guys.
03:37Big Three.
03:39What is this?
03:41This is the only thing I have.
03:43This is the only thing I have.
03:45There are a lot of comedians.
03:47It's frustrating to be told that the meeting was interesting.
03:52I'm jealous.
03:54I'm really jealous.
03:56Thank you very much.
03:58How was it?
04:00I was at the racetrack with Takase.
04:02Why?
04:04Did you go to the racetrack with your father?
04:06Yes, I went to the racetrack with my father.
04:08Did you go to the racetrack with your father?
04:10I'll tell you after that.
04:12Did you go to the racetrack with Takeshi?
04:14I don't think so.
04:16How was it that day?
04:18I lost that day.
04:20I also lost.
04:22I borrowed 50,000 yen.
04:24I borrowed 50,000 yen and threatened him with a ballpoint pen at the racetrack.
04:29How was Mr. Kendo?
04:31When I bought ingredients at the home improvement store, I said,
04:34I said,
04:36I said,
04:38I said,
04:40I said,
04:42I said,
04:44Did you have anything with Takase?
04:46I was told to shake hands at the convenience store.
04:48But my hands are dirty.
04:50Why are your hands dirty now?
04:52Why are your hands dirty now?
04:54That's amazing.
04:56I'm going to dig the floor and check.
04:58I'm going to dig the floor and check.
05:00I'm going to dig the floor and check.
05:02How did Mr. Kendo respond to the training?
05:04He was one of the people who watched this program.
05:06He watched this program.
05:08He received around 10 letters from the staff.
05:10Did he ask you for a job?
05:12Why did he ask you to work in that way?
05:14He said the same thing.
05:16But only Takase is my enemy.
05:18But only Takase is my enemy.
05:20But only Takase is my enemy.
05:22Because your mother is so mad.
05:24I'm sorry.
05:25The person who put up with it in a woman's room is going to burp.
05:32It's okay to drink, but I want to stop brushing my teeth.
05:38You're suffering from M.G.
05:39But it's definitely dirty to say that you're burping.
05:43I'm not!
05:44I'm not!
05:45It's like a panic.
05:46Amazing.
05:47The Great Rebellion by the Kakeru Public Prosecutors' Office, this time, the mystery of the
05:54burning 300 million yen was revealed through three means.
05:58First of all.
05:59The mystery of the burning 300 million yen was revealed through the closed-door of the
06:03Kakeru Public Prosecutors' Office.
06:04Well, if you check the closed-door, I think the mystery will be revealed.
06:09First of all, it opened the showroom.
06:11It opened the showroom.
06:13The showroom is open!
06:15The showroom is open!
06:17It's so profitable, I'm willing to pay 246.
06:22Really? You're willing to pay 246?
06:24You can do it with 246?
06:26Yes, I can.
06:27Aoba-kun.
06:28I can do it.
06:30It's connected to the next one.
06:33How far is 353 and 246?
06:35To Setama.
06:37To Setama?
06:39That's a lot.
06:40Now, we can't stop talking about Kakeru Koumuten.
06:44It's the latest news.
06:46A total of 12 people are going to Korea for a business trip.
06:49Really?
06:50It's so expensive to go abroad now.
06:54It's expensive.
06:55Other companies are also doing business trips.
06:58I'm not doing business trips, but I'm going abroad.
07:00Do you have a passport?
07:02I have a passport.
07:04I'm not going to a foreign country.
07:05Are you going to ship me?
07:07Yes.
07:08I'm going to a foreign country.
07:10You're going to a foreign country?
07:1312 people are going abroad for the first time.
07:15It's June this year.
07:16They're going to Myeong-do, Korea for 2 nights and 3 days.
07:19But it's different from a normal business trip.
07:21A bad guy appeared here.
07:25This is the location of the incident.
07:28They arrived in 2 hours, but all of them are zero.
07:32It's 2 hours.
07:33It's 2 hours for 2 nights and 3 days.
07:35I did it right in front of the hotel.
07:38There is a casino in front of the airport.
07:41Did you do it right in front of the airport?
07:43Yes, I did it right in front of the airport.
07:45You haven't been to Myeong-do, have you?
07:47I did it right in front of the airport.
07:50I did it right in front of the airport.
07:51But all of them are zero.
07:53You made a mistake when you checked in.
07:56You should have checked in at the airport.
08:00Why didn't you wait until night?
08:02I stopped them in front of the airport.
08:05Don't lie.
08:07You were the last one.
08:09Did you borrow money from the president?
08:12I tried to borrow money from the president, but he was looking for it.
08:15He was looking for it in the mountains.
08:17He was looking for it in the mountains.
08:20The casino is big.
08:23It's hard to find it.
08:26Takasu, you're zero, too.
08:28How much do you borrow?
08:29I borrowed 10,000 yen from the president.
08:31You're the best.
08:32I drank a lot of sweet drinks when I was in Korea.
08:37You overcame the sweetness.
08:39You traveled to Korea.
08:42I drank a lot of salt and sugar when I was in Korea.
08:45You were so poor.
08:46I was so poor.
08:48You were the only one who won the game.
08:52After that, I returned to Japan and lost all my money in the casino.
08:56You lost all your money in the casino?
08:59I was betrayed by my motherland.
09:02I was betrayed when I was born.
09:03Don't use the words Udo and motherland.
09:07This is the story of this trip to Korea.
09:10Takasu's room was attached to the rail.
09:15Takasu, what does this mean?
09:18When I got home at night, I saw a lot of fingerprints on the window.
09:25It's the other way around.
09:27That's a lie.
09:30Didn't you find out the truth?
09:33I looked it up and found out that it was a famous hotel.
09:36I looked it up and found out that there were a lot of fingerprints on the window.
09:43Takasu's condition was strange at the hotel.
09:45I came to my room, but I went home like I was possessed by something.
09:50Takasu was possessed by something.
09:55I don't think I'm possessed by you.
10:08I'm not possessed.
10:09I'm possessed by money.
10:13That's normal.
10:15I'm sorry.
10:16I misunderstood.
10:19You're loved in Korea.
10:22That's what it means.
10:24You're loved in Korea.
10:25He said he was loved in Korea, but he was possessed by 100,000 won.
10:28This is the report of the KOMTEN emergency report.
10:33Takasu went to the dentist for the first time in 10 years.
10:36My teeth hurt in the summer.
10:40Every year?
10:41Every year.
10:42This year was a little different.
10:43I don't want to work this year.
10:46You don't want to work.
10:48You don't want to work.
10:50I was so depressed that I couldn't do anything if I didn't leave the scene.
10:54Is this true?
10:55I was suffering like a zombie at the dentist.
11:01That's normal.
11:03There's a video of that.
11:09What's wrong?
11:10Why?
11:11Did you see that again?
11:12That's why I was puking.
11:14That's why I was puking.
11:16I'm sorry.
11:17I'm sorry.
11:19I want to go home.
11:20Why? Where?
11:22I want to go home.
11:23It's dirty.
11:24You can see it as a zombie.
11:28I want to go home.
11:31You're completely stopping the camera.
11:35You're completely stopping the camera.
11:37He's playing 2.61 million times on TikTok.
11:43It's a big hit.
11:45If you're overseas, you'll see zombies in Japan.
11:49You're amazing.
11:51My teeth hurt.
11:53I went to the dentist for the first time in 10 years.
11:56I was scared at first.
11:59You're not good at it, right?
12:00I'm not good at it.
12:01I was scared, so I looked for it.
12:02I finally found a dentist like this.
12:05A kind dentist.
12:10I found this place and thought it would be good.
12:15I couldn't go anywhere else.
12:17Takase, how was this place? Was it kind?
12:20I found it, but I didn't do it until late at night.
12:23So I went to a different place.
12:26You went in here, but the time didn't match.
12:29I went to the place where I was doing my nails.
12:32What a kind dentist.
12:34He took a picture of me.
12:36He's kind.
12:37He's kind.
12:38He's kind.
12:39He's kind.
12:40He's really kind.
12:42You shouldn't have gone there.
12:44He was surprised.
12:45He said, you're a child.
12:48That's a scary greeting.
12:50This is what happens to children.
12:52I can't go to that hospital.
12:55I can't go to that hospital.
12:59We've talked a little bit.
13:01How do you two feel?
13:02You can see the 3 billion yen.
13:04I can't see it.
13:06The 3 billion yen is just a picture of a dentist.
13:11If that's the case...
13:12Solve the mystery of the burning 3 billion yen.
13:15The next method is...
13:17Yes.
13:18Yes.
13:19Solve the mystery of the burning 3 billion yen
13:21from the schedule of the bad guy, San Eiketsu.
13:24After the commercial,
13:26a week-long schedule.
13:30Isn't that too much?
13:32I'm sorry.
13:33I can't see it.
13:34I can't see it.
13:38Even though he's just a bad guy,
13:40the 3 billion yen is just a picture of a dentist.
13:44Solve the mystery of the burning 3 billion yen
13:46from the schedule of the bad guy, San Eiketsu.
13:50First, Mr. Kendo.
13:53Like this.
13:56It's pink.
13:57It's really pink.
13:58Isn't that too much self-service?
14:01I'm sorry.
14:02What kind of self-service is that?
14:04This is...
14:05Well...
14:06It's something you do by yourself.
14:09I see.
14:10I do self-service
14:12four times a week.
14:16It's good for your health.
14:18You have to do it.
14:19I have to do it.
14:22It's amazing.
14:23I do it in the morning.
14:24Can you do it?
14:27I won't do it anymore.
14:29I've decided.
14:30Don't make me do it.
14:31Let's just talk about it and go home.
14:34Let's go to a bar.
14:38Gas and Saizeriya
14:40are really good for your health.
14:42Do you like Gas and Saizeriya?
14:44I love them.
14:45I think it's the best among them.
14:47That's how much I love them.
14:49What can you eat?
14:50I always order pizza and rice.
14:53Pizza and rice?
14:56Are you a weird Kansai person?
14:59This is a combination of those two.
15:02It's too salty.
15:03It's too salty.
15:04This is it.
15:05Both of them are this?
15:07Both of them are this.
15:09These two are the best.
15:11Why?
15:12Is the blood of Kansai flowing?
15:15Kansai people don't eat pizza and rice.
15:19I've never heard of it.
15:20I've never heard of it.
15:21Don't you order pizza and pasta?
15:23I eat pasta.
15:25I don't eat pasta and rice.
15:27He doesn't eat pasta and rice.
15:29He's laughing.
15:32He's like a fool.
15:34He's laughing.
15:37Next is Muto.
15:39Muto.
15:40Muto has a one-week schedule.
15:44He's married.
15:46He's married.
15:47Basically, he works at a convenience store.
15:51It's a repetition.
15:54He's obsessed with it.
15:57He only goes to the convenience store.
15:59He's married.
16:01He's married.
16:02He's studying.
16:06What do you buy for breakfast at the convenience store?
16:08I usually buy rice balls.
16:11It's cute.
16:12It's delicious.
16:14It's delicious.
16:16I only eat rice balls.
16:17It's a common point.
16:19What is it?
16:20He's married.
16:23He's laughing.
16:25He has a two-hour break at the convenience store.
16:28What is it?
16:30I eat hot snacks.
16:32I see.
16:33I eat 7 chicken.
16:35I eat roasted chicken.
16:37I eat Hami chicken.
16:38They are delicious.
16:40Why do you only eat roasted chicken?
16:42Roasted chicken is very delicious.
16:46Roasted chicken is very delicious.
16:50It's in a pack.
16:52It's delicious.
16:54It's not in a pack.
16:56It's a pack.
16:57It's a pack that warms you up.
16:58It's delicious.
16:59It's delicious.
17:02I'm using it as a reference.
17:06I'm going to buy a chicken.
17:12I'm obsessed with the salt of 7-Eleven.
17:15That's right.
17:16You shouldn't underestimate the salt of 7-Eleven.
17:20It's delicious.
17:21It's soft.
17:23It's greasy.
17:25You eat a lot.
17:29I live alone.
17:31I'm worried about you.
17:34I'm worried about you.
17:37I don't want to worry about you.
17:41He is a man who only goes to the convenience store.
17:43He goes to dinner with the president and TAKASE.
17:48I usually go to eat roasted chicken.
17:50Roasted chicken?
17:51Yes.
17:52After this?
17:53Yes.
17:54You eat too much.
17:55I talk to TAKASE about eating roasted chicken.
17:58I talk about who said bad things.
18:01You are not in a bad position.
18:02I'm in a bad position.
18:04Even if the plate of roasted chicken is full, I can't eat it.
18:10I do that every Monday.
18:13You are trying to solve the mystery of the 3 billion yen.
18:18There should be something.
18:19There is nothing.
18:21There may be something here.
18:23It's a PACHINKO on Tuesday.
18:25You like to skip the work of GRAY.
18:30We looked it up.
18:31It's not here.
18:35It's here.
18:37It's not here.
18:38The 3 billion yen is here.
18:40It's not here, so pay attention to this.
18:43You go to Kyoto on Wednesday for a boat race.
18:45The president gives you money.
18:47Do you go home after work?
18:49I go home after work.
18:50I do it online.
18:52Do you do it online?
18:53Yes.
18:54Do you have money in your bank account?
18:56I don't have money in my bank account.
18:58My wife doesn't trust me.
19:00I don't have a credit card or a cash card.
19:02You don't have it.
19:03I have one.
19:04It's a cash card without money.
19:07Why do you have a cash card?
19:10It's a card with cash in it.
19:13You have a lot of cards.
19:15I borrow money from YAMANAKA.
19:17I run to the convenience store.
19:19I put the money in a bank account with a cash card without money.
19:23I send the money to my phone.
19:27Do you have a credit card?
19:29I don't have it.
19:31You have it.
19:32I don't have it.
19:33You don't have it.
19:37It's a credit card without money.
19:39I don't have it.
19:43You made a mistake in the check-in.
19:45If you want to see it again, please watch it on TVER or YOUNEXT.
19:49Do you have a credit card?
19:51I don't have it.
19:53I have it.
19:54It's 10,000 yen.
19:55You don't have it.
19:56You don't have it.
19:59I was surprised.
20:01You don't have it.
20:03You don't have it.
20:05I was stopped.
20:09This is a cool card.
20:12This is amazing.
20:14I learned a lot.
20:16I want to see what color it is.
20:18It's black.
20:24My best friend is here.
20:27Do you wear shorts?
20:29Or don't you sleep?
20:31I don't want to sleep.
20:33It's the same.
20:36SANMA and TAKASE have a lot in common.
20:40I'm different from you.
20:43YOSHIBURA went to the office of KAKERU.
20:47It's dirty.
20:51He cleaned up TAKASE's house.
20:55I don't know if I can say this on TV.
20:58Did you wash your body?
21:00I don't know.
21:02I hate you.
21:04Please look forward to it.