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00:00before yes oh I like how he's like pulling his frog legs up back it's the
00:11best training ever is it the real one doing this stuff without the toad oil is
00:16a lot harder than he's without too well now well of course it is just what did
00:22you expect when you stopped using the shortcut why can't I just take this oil
00:27with me and use it when I fight then I wouldn't even have to learn all this
00:30stuff about how to take in nature energy without the oil that isn't possible
00:36why outside of mount miyaboku's climate this oil evaporates dang it we can't use
00:43the weapon makes sense this is where you're going to be training next
00:48stone slab atop the highest point to begin meditation if your concentration
00:54wavers and you move even slightly you'll fall to the bottom
01:01okay this should do just put it here and sit down on me Naruto boy I love you
01:08cause Naruto boy I know Jiraiya boy Jiraiya boy
01:13are they each on one side or are they on the other side?
01:17stop your motion as an animal you need to find your center of balance and
01:22motionlessly synchronize with nature around what he's doing is amazing
01:26but just like that nope he failed oh spike to death oh he grabbed him with his tongue and still didn't fall
01:37you have to wait I'm taking in nature energy until you learn how to perfect being still
01:42uh oh
01:44aww man
01:46get me the hell out of the shape of a naruto
01:48pull me out
01:51maybe it's time we took a little break from this
01:54your master Jiraiya boy managed to learn this very same exercise himself
01:59what are you serious?
02:01you're telling me pervy sage trained here too?
02:04that's right the two of us came here to train together quite often
02:17thanks lord fukasaku
02:19Jiraiya boy I think that we should call it a day
02:22how is he maintaining balance?
02:24about how long did pervy sage take to learn this?
02:27well he could only come here to train when Jiraiya boy was in between the many missions that the hidden leaf sent him on
02:34so it took him quite some time to master it all
02:38multi shadow clone jutsu
02:40I don't have time so I guess I'll just have to pick up the pace
02:44if pervy sage did the same training I'll do my best too
02:48yep you just gotta make it a competition naruto
02:51we'll focus
02:54look there's his points back there
02:57there's the point there he's on a point
02:59you're missing the point aruto
03:02surpassing the master
03:04surpassing the master
03:08damn they all start at the same time
03:10which one do you catch?
03:12the right one naruto boy
03:16they all shake at the same time
03:30god I love ninja flute
03:32what do you mean ninja flute?
03:34you mean like a ninja playing the flute?
03:38I like that all three are using different hand motions
03:41like trying different techniques to balance
03:43he's rapidly amassing nature energy
03:47he's pretty still I mean he hasn't moved all day
03:51yes
03:59dude
04:00dude
04:04he's displaying the rings around his eyes
04:06proof of successful sagehood
04:08and no frog aspects
04:10yeah I didn't notice that
04:13I like how he keeps it to himself
04:25oh no you damn bird
04:30he didn't save him
04:31I totally expected him to catch him from the distance
04:43your body has become activated in a whole new way
04:45oh wow that's amazing
04:47we have come to one final step
04:49okay
04:50what? there's one final step to go?
04:52dang
04:53you mean we're not done yet?
04:55a type of sparring sages perform
04:57using sage jutsu chakra
04:59now I shall teach you how to do frog kumite
05:01to spar with frogs
05:03but anyway are we really gonna get the tail beast's power now sasuke?
05:08who knows maybe
05:10but actually we no longer need to depend on such things
05:13because I have obtained new powers
05:16powers strong enough for me to take down the hidden leaf village
05:20mine
05:24not very balanced sasuke
05:31it's nothing at all
05:34is this the brother?
05:35or one of the dudes that we're following I guess
05:41go now
05:42cool
05:43they have lizards instead of
05:47no
05:48you dick
05:49I didn't get disfinished by a saiyan
05:51I was so happy
05:53dude look at this
05:54it's so cool how that was like floating in the air for a second
05:57not only yugito
05:58but now b too
06:00I can't believe that b has been taken down
06:02we have received several messenger lizards
06:05j has been sending them to us frequently
06:07why isn't uchiha in the akatsuki?
06:09it was sasuke uchiha
06:11he went rogue from the hidden leaf village quite a while ago
06:15and why isn't the hokage doing anything about their rogue ninja?
06:19they were quick to react to the yuga incident
06:28have they been fighting?
06:33frog kumite
06:39oh dang
06:46we keep making imprints of him everywhere
06:51he's going to go out and keep training isn't he
06:58I don't think I can use it
07:10yes
07:11yes sir
07:29jesus
07:39hmm
07:50oh
07:51my shoulders
08:09your shoulders aren't sore because you're so flat
08:13so who are these guys?
08:14he put mayo on his what?
08:22I'm imagining like mashed potatoes and like
08:24much like to make a thing for gravy you just put mayo in there
08:32instantly sweated
08:40if he messes up and turns into a frog
08:42no one is there to hit him with a stick
08:47they always have a long brick hall
08:53oh j
09:10being worried doesn't mean I should rush to crazy conclusions
09:13stop it you two
09:17listen
09:18we shall rescue bee no matter what
09:20we will save him
09:23lord makage
09:33impressive jumping ability
09:35nice one naruto boy
09:36shadow clone jutsu
09:39eh
09:40frog sage power
09:44he just did a double jump
09:57dang it
09:59that's okay there's a post credit scene here
10:05good
10:06neji
10:09what do you mean by that
10:11that's only because I'm almost always away on important missions
10:14let's see the last time you were here was a month
10:17no six months
10:18wait how long
10:19well people sure didn't notice lee and ten ten last time
10:22what
10:23why those two
10:27I wanna see more lee
10:29we should be doing more filler
10:31hey why don't you come along with me on my next mission naruto
10:35we'll call it the neji chronicles and air it as a spectacular one hour special
10:40no way ain't never gonna happen
10:43so everybody please continue to watch but only my adventures ya got it
10:48that is just not right
10:50I object I object I object
10:52overruled
10:55alright back to youtube