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00:00I never imagined that the Hidden Leaf would reach her so quickly.
00:04Even so, there's only four of them.
00:06I say we get rid of them and take the forbidden jutsu from the girl.
00:10Don't be so impatient.
00:12During the last great ninja war, that jutsu revealed its unbelievable power.
00:17If we can just find a way to get our hands on it,
00:20we could go from a little band of thieves to powerful lords of our own domains.
00:25The previous Hokage and Enno Gyoja forged a secret treaty to protect it at all costs.
00:30So the Leaf wouldn't keep it.
00:32They're merely fulfilling their obligation to keep the jutsu safe.
00:35Still, if they were entrusted to uphold that treaty,
00:39then they must be very skilled.
00:41Do we really want to mess with them?
00:43Are you planning on losing the fight before it even begins?
00:46I always thought it was just your face, but your head's got something wrong with it too.
00:50What did you say?
00:51Just think about all the possibilities.
00:53Use your head.
00:54It's been our unity and our combination jutsu
00:57that have kept us alive through these difficult times.
01:00All right.
01:01Combination jutsu?
01:03There's no need to rush into anything.
01:05I already know their destination.
01:07I think I've already tracked the way to the Tsuchigumo clan.
01:10And the best part is, once they drop the girl there, they'll simply leave on their own.
01:14Okay.
01:15To us, that forbidden jutsu is treasure beyond compare.
01:20But to everyone else, it's nothing but a nuisance.
01:41We're here because we're your bodyguards!
01:43How many times do I need to say it? I don't need any bodyguards!
01:46With your bodyguards, I'm able to protect myself just fine.
01:49So, all of you Hidden Leaf Ninja can leave now.
01:52Oh, well. I guess we better just do as she says and leave.
01:57What? How come?
01:59You have no choice.
02:00Just wait here a second, would ya?
02:02He means follow and not be detected, Naruto.
02:08You know what you're gonna do?
02:09The rats?
02:11Kind of.
02:12But I think it's gonna be an ink attack.
02:17Ink slug!
02:26Okay, not quite what I thought.
02:33That's it?
02:34That's it!
02:35That's how it took...
02:36It's a mountain leech!
02:37A mountain leech.
02:39Drop bears!
02:40I need you to follow me and remove mountain leeches.
02:43Okay.
02:46Please, Naruto. Stay with me.
02:49You want me to remove mountain moisture, too?
02:51I can't!
02:52Oh, no. It's a tough call.
02:54Oh, he's drawing another one.
02:55Don't, Naruto!
02:58I guess I could.
03:01You know, I don't really care about it.
03:04This is dumb. This is great.
03:06This is the best.
03:08I wish I hadn't shown up and taken over for him.
03:10Showing his value, Calvin.
03:11I mean, look at my master.
03:17Aww.
03:19I'll never see him be pervy again.
03:23Naruto doesn't know, does he?
03:25Does he?
03:26He felt it.
03:31Gave him the bigger hat.
03:34And if I could, I wouldn't mind becoming a ninja like him someday.
03:37That's for sure.
03:39Seems to me that you like your master a lot, Naruto.
03:42Who'd like an old pervert like him?
03:45Somehow, I must become as strong as Utakata.
03:48Hey, so where do you think that master of yours ran off to, anyway?
03:52Don't know.
03:53And for some reason, every time...
03:55There's so many! Stop it!
03:57Oops.
04:12Aww, it's a tremor!
04:18More!
04:19What are you doing, stupid Sai?! Get a clue!
04:21My gestures couldn't have been any clearer!
04:23Oh, boy.
04:24Shama-to. The city's aborted.
04:27What's Sai doing? Hey, Gojira, what are you guys doing?
04:30I want these, like, notifications.
04:32She'll be okay.
04:34That guy can protect her.
04:38But that chakra...
04:41No.
04:42It couldn't be.
04:44Okay, so they didn't dissolve, or is this another fight?
04:47We'll take you to our fort.
04:53Looks like no one's coming after me.
04:55And my wounds have healed.
04:57So I guess it's time to leave.
05:00Please, you must accept me as your student.
05:03Master Utakata!
05:08Don't ever call me that again.
05:10Huh? But...
05:13Don't ever call me master!
05:15Yep, he doesn't like being called master.
05:17You forget. You owe me for my hospitality.
05:23Do you think it's okay to just lounge around here and get free room and bored?
05:27Well, fine! What would you like for your free meal today, sir?
05:33That was a cheap shot. I guess you're not afraid to hit where it hurts.
05:36Well, I had to get your attention.
05:38Tonbei told me to say that if you refused to take me as a student.
05:41So he was in on this, too.
05:44Okay, let's see you walk on that water over there.
05:47Walk on water? Fine, I will.
05:51Run, Wop!
05:56She doesn't know the basics.
05:57Can't she swim?
06:00She's just screaming.
06:05You went to sleep while she was still in there?
06:07I did it!
06:08Oh, okay.
06:10After many attempts.
06:13I thought she was just standing on a puddle and she was like,
06:15I'm standing on water!
06:17Water style. Raging waves!
06:20Wow.
06:22Can you surf?
06:25Amazing!
06:26If you can't handle that jutsu, you can't be my student.
06:29It's a deal!
06:32Water style. Raging waves!
06:35Good.
06:37Water style. Raging waves!
06:39I'm afraid that jutsu can only be done if the wielder possesses water chakra.
06:43Don't take it personally.
06:46Does she do it?
06:47Water style. Raging waves!
06:51She's either doing it or she figured out what David Blaine figured out.
06:54How to drink water.
06:57How to put a bunch of shit in your stomach.
07:00Store it later.
07:01Okay, so she is water style jutsu, huh?
07:03She needs them to see me sooner or later.
07:06You're damn right.
07:07What were you thinking putting that kid up to that?
07:09She's out of her depth and you know it.
07:11Would you consider staying here and acting as a guardian to keep Lady Hotaru safe?
07:17I'm getting tired of it.
07:18Amazing. You ask that as if it's no trouble at all.
07:21As you can see, I'm too old now to defend her.
07:24But if she becomes your student, I know her life will be safe in your hands.
07:29So please, won't you do me this favor?
07:32I'm sorry, but I just can't.
07:33As I'm sure you've noticed, there are men who are pursuing me.
07:37Besides, the bond between master and student is nothing to put your faith in.
07:45Oh my gosh!
07:47So that's what you have to do?
07:49Master, what are you trying to do to me?
07:52That's an answer.
07:55It's gonna blow him up.
07:56No!
08:01Get out of him!
08:05He's grabbing his heart.
08:06What happened?
08:07Master did...
08:10Holy shit.
08:12That's not how I thought you were gonna...
08:13Inside Utaka.
08:16Utakata.
08:17Even if we just sold that jutsu, we'd still have enough money to live the rest of our lives in leisure.
08:24See, I knew that bubble was a notification thing.
08:27Be on guard. There's somebody nearby.
08:31Come here!
08:36I knew it would load.
08:37Maybe this guy's after the jutsu.
08:40Since you know about the forbidden jutsu, that means you must be the band of thieves who infiltrated the fort.
08:46Makes me wonder, is that jutsu really so impressive?
08:50Because if so, maybe I do want it for myself.
08:53I suppose you think we're just going to let you take it?
08:58Do some bubble stuff!
09:01Bubble stuff, go!
09:04Sticky bubbles.
09:05It's a girl!
09:07You ever land in bubbles on the ground and you just slip it everywhere?
09:11No!
09:12Soap in the eyes!
09:13Spread out!
09:15Got all your jutsu?
09:17Let's go!
09:19That shit ain't gonna work in the end.
09:26What does this do now?
09:27It's a barrier jutsu.
09:28Dang, how do they surround us?
09:29It puts you in a pyramid.
09:36And the pyramid blows up.
09:40Oh, dang, okay.
09:41He was not very far from that fort.
09:42No, he was not.
09:43Well, it looks like we'll complete our assignment without incident.
09:46Huh?
09:49Found it.
09:52Is it the real village?
09:55I'm going to say yes.
09:57Could be.
09:58Yamato could have erected this with his woodbending jutsu.
10:03Why?
10:04To trick them.
10:06Why is there no one here?
10:07Exactly, Aaron!
10:09Who are we tricking?
10:10The enemy!
10:11That's so weird.
10:12There's no one here.
10:15I have an answer for everything.
10:16Exterminate!
10:18I thought it was Snape at first.
10:23Don't ring the bell!
10:24Gong!
10:25Gong!
10:33Scream fire in the village, Yamato.
10:36Sorry if I scared everyone.
10:37But since all you guys were hiding away, I had to do something pretty drastic to get you to come out and welcome Lady Hotaru back to the village.
10:45Sorry about that.
10:46It doesn't seem welcome.
10:47A very warm welcome.
10:49I feel like it would take something drastic to get a welcome.
10:53Spider-Man!
10:54Uncle.
10:55Thank you for bringing her here.
10:57I'm the one responsible for the welfare of this village.
11:00Lord Ennogyoja instructed me on what to do if Hotaru were to come here.
11:04Your job is done.
11:05You can leave the rest to us.
11:06We appreciate your thoughtfulness, but we left a teammate at Mt. Katsuragi on the night to get back to her.
11:12Very well.
11:13Although that is unfortunate.
11:15Come on, let's not keep Sakura waiting.
11:18Naruto?
11:19Oh, damn it.
11:22I...
11:26What is this?
11:27Virus!
11:28You'll be fine.
11:32Thank you.
11:35What's the matter, Naruto?
11:37Sorry, Captain Yamato, but I think you better go on ahead without me.
11:41You've got a weird vibe.
11:42Because I've got to go back to that village.
11:44Go back?
11:45Something about that place bugs me.
11:47I can't stop thinking about the way those villagers looked at her.
11:52Naruto!
11:53Wait!
11:55Hopefully they haven't done it already.
11:56I can't leave her there alone.
11:58What if they've done what already?
11:59I don't know.
12:00Executed her.
12:01Executed her.
12:04Publicly shamed her.
12:05I don't know what to do.
12:07Back to YouTube.