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00:00Oh
00:05God that's terrible
00:30I've got this totally cool new jutsu. I want to teach you cool
00:35Don't tell me he came up with some awesome new sexy jutsu
00:39Anyway, look this new jutsu that I'm gonna teach you is like nothing you've ever seen before. It's totally different and cool
00:46Come on, just show me the first steps rotation
00:53That's right and the second steps
01:00I hate when Naruto whispers in my head
01:02At first I thought what he meant was just another sexy jutsu
01:06But this is way different
01:08With this jutsu, I can go on A-ranked missions
01:12We're supposed to evacuate the children and those who can't fight, huh?
01:15Mm-hmm
01:17I'll check out how things are in Block C
01:19I'll check Block E
01:21Alright, I'm going to Block B then
01:24Missiles? Don't...
01:26What?
01:29Missiles?
01:31I'm sure they have to have like
01:34Some kind of
01:36Blotted air defense system
01:38Imagine that thing sliding against that other thing and just chucked his arm off
01:42Unless it's Danza, which is the asylum
01:44Yeah
01:58I'm sorry
02:00I know that this is hard to accept
02:02But it's just not physically possible to do that
02:07That coat on your back
02:09That's a message to me from Pervy Sage
02:12That was also a message to me directly
02:14Telling me to never give up until the very end
02:17But it simply cannot be done
02:21It's never done yet
02:23Look, I'm Pervy Sage's student
02:25And if that message was my master's ninja way
02:28Well then
02:30I have no time to waste whining and moaning about this
02:36What does this mean?
02:38It's exactly what he said
02:40Sexy Jutsu
02:42Surname is Sarutobi
02:44Given name?
02:49The grandson of the Hokage
02:51No way to write that
02:53Oh
03:00Is he going to save people?
03:02Or is he going to fight?
03:06So what is Naruto?
03:15Right
03:24Whoa
03:26Whoa
03:31Is this Carnival 10?
03:35What the heck?
03:37Is that their tongues?
03:39No, that's something else
03:41Oh my god
03:44What am I looking at?
03:46Some freaky shit right here
03:48What the fuck, Richard?
03:51He took that guy's tongue thing
03:59Was he reading their minds?
04:01Damn
04:10Oh shit
04:12Shit
04:17The best voice
04:21Oh man
04:25He has a great voice and he's a pervert
04:27But he's a brave man
04:34Do a body edge
04:36Oh
04:38That was the guy that survived, right?
04:40I think he survived
04:42He was given his tongue back
04:44Brain noodle back
04:46I like tongue better than brain noodle
04:49I think he just pulled the brain unraveled
04:51It seemed like it was brain stem
04:53I don't know
04:55I don't know what it was
04:57I like that
04:59It didn't even cut
05:01Yeah
05:07Dude, this animation is awesome
05:09Yeah
05:11He went a block
05:13To catch that in the middle there and hold it
05:15Without it sliding off
05:18Oh
05:48Hmm
05:52Poor guy
05:54He had no choice
06:19Hmm
06:25Dang it
06:27Stupid
06:29Mouth clown
06:32Hmm
06:46Hmm
07:02Hmm
07:14Dang it
07:16He has a little Naruto in him
07:18Yeah
07:32Huh
07:49Nope, he won't
07:51Oh my god, Honohamaru
07:53He dodged him
07:55He's bigger, kids are fast and you know
07:57Agile a lot of times
08:00Ninja child soldier
08:02I don't think he can take hits though
08:04Oh, he can't take a hit
08:06Jeez
08:20Oh shit
08:22Shit man, I didn't take any time at all
08:24Yeah, that was
08:27Speak
08:29Answer me
08:31He couldn't see it
08:33Yeah
08:44Oh, I know what it is
08:46It's your lie bag
08:51Don't touch his lie bag
08:56What's the move, can you use it now?
09:01Oh
09:07There you go
09:09Rasengan
09:11Fucking knew it
09:13I was hoping it was going to be Rasengan
09:15I didn't know what else it would be
09:17In the chest
09:19Good job
09:21Now leave
09:23Yeah
09:26That's impressive
09:34You will remember him
09:38He's going to be in competition for Naruto
09:40That was so badass
09:42It was
09:55Great Naruto boy
09:57Otherwise I won't last much longer
09:59I mean to try to gather nature energy
10:01Whose main principle is stillness
10:03While you're running
10:05It's just like trying to make yourself look to the left
10:07When you're already looking to the right
10:11Naruto
10:15What, what is it?
10:19Thought he had an idea
10:22I think he has an idea
10:24That's it
10:26I think he had an epiphany
10:33Oh
10:39What was that?
10:45Oh shit
10:47Your power
10:49You just need to be patient
11:20God
11:22She's so creepy
11:24What was the toothbrush for?
11:28See