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00:00This is Audrey.
00:01Tonight's guest is...
00:03It's like a dream, isn't it?
00:05It's like a dream, really.
00:07It's like a dream if you don't see it in the theater.
00:09It's like a spider.
00:10It's like a spider.
00:13Audrey and Nights were also looking forward to meeting
00:15the legendary comedian, Kuniko Yamada.
00:19She's got a habit of riding a helicopter.
00:21She's got a habit of riding a helicopter.
00:22It's the first time I've heard of such a habit.
00:25In an industry that's too bubbly...
00:27Ha!
00:29I've opened a hundred of them already.
00:32You've been lost in one place?
00:37A talk variety show about nakedness,
00:39A talk variety show about nakedness, Achikochi Audrey!
00:40A talk variety show about nakedness, Achikochi Audrey!
00:43It's wonderful.
00:44Today, I'm so looking forward to it.
00:47I've never met you before, have I?
00:50You have, you have.
00:50I have.
00:51You're welcome to the show as a guest.
00:54Although this is already a long time ago.
00:56That's right.
00:57So it's the first time I've had a chance to talk to him in person.
01:00I used to watch him a lot when I was a kid.
01:03You too, Kasuga-san, right?
01:05Totally.
01:07It's a different world now, isn't it?
01:10I guess so.
01:11I'd like to talk to him about that.
01:12I'm looking forward to it.
01:14I'm looking forward to it.
01:15Hello!
01:16Welcome!
01:17Hello!
01:19How are you doing?
01:20The smell...
01:21The Nights aren't first.
01:23What?
01:24Oh, the Nights are first?
01:26I don't think it's the right time to stop.
01:29Let's get started.
01:30Let's get started.
01:31What is it?
01:32Today's guests are the judges of M-1 and Tsuchiya-kun.
01:38Nice to meet you.
01:39I'm not a judge.
01:41Tsuchiya-kun.
01:42Kuniko-san, have you ever been involved with the Nights?
01:45No, no, no.
01:46What?
01:47No, no, no.
01:48You always look sleepy.
01:50How many times have you been on the radio?
01:53I've been on M-1 for a while.
01:55That's right.
01:56I was surprised that the judges of M-1 were on YouTube until just before the show.
02:01They have their own channel and cameras.
02:03They don't seem nervous at all.
02:05When the pianist Uetohaya-san and the hype jammers come,
02:09everyone says,
02:10Oh, they're here!
02:12They're doing a live stream.
02:14A live stream?
02:15They got mad at me for the song.
02:17I didn't do it for two years.
02:18Of course.
02:19You know that, don't you, Kuniko-san?
02:22They got mad at me.
02:24They said,
02:25Don't do a live stream before the show.
02:27That's right.
02:28They got mad at me.
02:29The judges of M-1 have been on the show for two years in a row.
02:32That's right.
02:33So you're not nervous anymore?
02:36You can do a live stream.
02:38Because I was happy.
02:40I saw it on a very popular show.
02:42I was like,
02:43Oh!
02:44I was happy about that.
02:46But the response was,
02:47Stop it.
02:48Who is this amateur?
02:51He's been judging for a long time.
02:54Young people didn't know much about it.
02:56That's right.
02:57Oh, I see.
02:58The younger generation was happy.
03:00Kuniko Yamada has been a judge for M-1 for two years in a row.
03:05In the legendary show,
03:07Takeshi, Sanma, and Shinsuke are on the show.
03:10She appeared on the show at the age of 20.
03:13After the show,
03:15the show,
03:16TV, which Yamada had never appeared on,
03:18started.
03:19At that time,
03:20he was an elementary school student.
03:22He was a legendary entertainer.
03:25Do you read comments on the Internet?
03:28Yes, I do.
03:29I reply as much as I can.
03:31I see.
03:32For example,
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34I didn't know much about it.
03:35I replied as much as I could.
03:37There were people like a lifesaver.
03:39I was like,
03:40You don't have to answer anymore.
03:42I see.
03:43I thought,
03:44This is the age.
03:45I see.
03:46I don't care at all.
03:48Even if it's a strange comment.
03:50I was very bullied when I was a kid.
03:53I was told every day.
03:55Why don't you get married?
03:56Why can't you have kids?
03:57I was told every day.
03:59You must be told at the scene.
04:01Yes, at the scene.
04:02It's an OK age.
04:04Yes, yes.
04:05You were like,
04:06What's worse than that?
04:07So many people
04:08watched me.
04:09I see.
04:10They watched me.
04:11You must be happy to hear that.
04:12You could do something like that.
04:14You are a legend.
04:15You have been a legend for six years.
04:17It's amazing.
04:19He's a senpai.
04:21It doesn't feel weird.
04:23At first, we were like,
04:25Oh, Hanawa-kun is doing Shinsengai.
04:27We're the same age.
04:29We're the same age,
04:31but Hanawa-kun looks like he's 58 years old.
04:33He looks so mature.
04:35Even when he's doing manzai.
04:37Really.
04:39We're almost the same age.
04:41We're the same age.
04:43Hanawa-kun looks like he's in his prime.
04:45At first, he looks like he's in his prime,
04:47but he looks so old.
04:49He looks like he's in his prime.
04:51When I was in my teens,
04:53I said I was 18 years old.
04:55When I had a part-time job interview,
04:57I was told,
04:59Don't mess with me.
05:01I was told,
05:03You're 30 years old.
05:05He used to be so calm.
05:07He used to be so calm.
05:09He used to be so calm.
05:11He used to be so calm.
05:13He used to be so calm.
05:15He used to be so calm.
05:17He used to be so calm.
05:19He used to be so calm.
05:21I've never heard that.
05:23I've never heard that.
05:25It's about 2,000 years.
05:27It's about 2,000 years.
05:29He started M-1 and
05:31it was only 4 minutes.
05:33It was only 4 minutes.
05:35He can't do it anymore.
05:37He can't do it anymore.
05:39He only did that.
05:41It was all over the place last time.
05:43Even when I was working out.
05:45There was no one who was good at anything but winning.
05:49When you're a judge,
05:51you get a lot of work from the judges.
05:55It's the same for you, Kunikyo.
05:57Since you started being a judge,
05:59you've been getting more work from the judges.
06:01Are there judges for vegetables too?
06:03It might be over by the day of the show,
06:05but on August 31st,
06:07it's 8-3-1, so it's vegetables, right?
06:09Yoshio Kojima will be hosting the Vegetable 1 Grand Prix.
06:15Me, Udai-kun from Camo Mental, and Kunikyo will be the judges.
06:21What will you be judging?
06:23Vegetables.
06:25Everyone will be doing vegetables.
06:27The prize money is 831,000 yen.
06:31That's a lot of money.
06:35About a month ago,
06:37everyone will be doing the Vegetable 1 Grand Prix.
06:39If it's 831,000 yen,
06:41I don't know what to do.
06:45When the finalists were announced,
06:47Instant Johnson,
06:49Sam Ryoshi,
06:51and Kaneko Shokucho
06:53were all veterans.
06:55They were all veterans.
06:57It's a huge amount of money.
06:59That's right.
07:01I'll be the judge.
07:03You've been to the M1 Grand Prix twice.
07:07When it was over,
07:09did you think,
07:11wow, that was it?
07:13Did you feel like you'd done enough?
07:15Well, in the end,
07:17if the winner is the one I put in,
07:21I'd be happy,
07:23but if it wasn't,
07:25I'd think to myself,
07:27I should study.
07:29I think everyone at the event
07:31received the same amount of money.
07:33Last year,
07:35I made a decision.
07:37I decided to make
07:39everyone's points different.
07:41I thought it would be better
07:43to make a difference,
07:45but when I looked back,
07:47it was almost 93 points.
07:49What was that?
07:51I received the same amount of money,
07:53so why do I have to make a difference?
07:55Because it's a fan experience.
07:57It's interesting because everyone wins.
07:59It's interesting,
08:01but it's boring because no one wins.
08:03When it was over,
08:05I was the only one left.
08:09You were saved.
08:11Everyone was laughing.
08:13You said that, didn't you?
08:15What did you say?
08:17You said,
08:19the last one wasn't good.
08:21You said it clearly.
08:23It was in the broadcast.
08:25You were saved.
08:27It's a good manzai,
08:29and it's funny.
08:31It's really hard
08:33when you get 93 points.
08:35It's really hard.
08:37It depends on how much
08:39you can show your angle.
08:41Each point is heavy.
08:43You've been doing
08:45the story when you were young.
08:47I'm still doing it.
08:49I'm doing it because it's an engagement.
08:51I'm still doing it.
08:53I'm standing on the stage
08:55for 15 minutes.
08:57How many stories do you do?
08:59I usually have
09:01a few stories for 15 minutes.
09:03When I get an offer,
09:05I do it for 60 or 90 minutes.
09:07I talk about 4 stories.
09:09I talk about 4 stories.
09:11Can you do it in 90 minutes?
09:13I do it every time.
09:15In the previous century,
09:17he did it for 14 minutes.
09:19He was the No. 1
09:21in 8 consecutive years.
09:25You guys think
09:27I'm like a civilian.
09:29No, we don't.
09:31No, we don't.
09:33You don't look like a civilian.
09:35No, we don't.
09:37You appeared on
09:39a lot of TV shows.
09:41You appeared on a lot of TV shows.
09:43You appeared on a lot of TV shows.
09:45You were amazing.
09:47I've said this to him,
09:49but I liked you a little.
09:51Do you know what I mean?
09:53But you were still
09:55kind of cute.
10:01I saw it on TV.
10:03I don't know which one
10:05Yui Asaka and Kunio Yamada is better.
10:07Amazing.
10:09Heave-ho.
10:11But I really liked it.
10:13I really liked your energy
10:15when you talked on the radio.
10:17When I talked on the radio,
10:19you couldn't forget your energy.
10:21Yeah, I remember.
10:23There was a movie called Banana Man and the Flower Buns of Baba Yamada.
10:26I've heard that movie so many times.
10:28It was a movie by Hokago Shimazaki.
10:30It was a Japanese simultaneous screening.
10:32Really?
10:33Yeah.
10:34There were so many simultaneous screenings.
10:36There were so many students from Toei Manga Club.
10:38There were so many Flower Buns of Baba Yamada.
10:40Hikaru was a high school teacher.
10:42And they bumped into each other and got into a fight.
10:45So, it was impossible for them to act like Hikaru.
10:50Well, it's true that it's impossible.
10:52But it's possible.
10:54You're right.
10:55Hikaru had a lot of CDs like Yamada Katsune Wink.
10:59Yeah.
11:00He had a lot of CDs.
11:02He was the first unit to be born with a variety of music.
11:07Yeah.
11:08He had more CDs than Yamada Katsune Wink.
11:10He had a lot of CDs of Suika.
11:12He had a lot of CDs of Tsutaya.
11:14Because he was popular.
11:16Because he was popular.
11:17Because he was popular.
11:18He was the best.
11:19They were all the best.
11:20Yeah.
11:21They were all the best.
11:22Did you say that at school?
11:24Yes.
11:25That you would sing a love song.
11:26Everyone sang a love song every day.
11:29We sang Karaage.
11:30Karaage.
11:31Yes.
11:32It was so fun.
11:33We sang it.
11:34We sang Fuji-Ki-So-Me.
11:35We sang Fuji-Ki-So-Me.
11:36It was a dream, wasn't it?
11:37It was a dream.
11:38It was.
11:39It started out as a reality show and became a dream.
11:42That's right.
11:43We talked to Coney-chan.
11:44Really?
11:45I think the power of the ground crew and our kids at that time were a big deal.
11:54How old were you at that time?
11:55I think I was 28 when I started.
11:58You were 28 when you started?
11:59I started after the end of the school year, so I was 28 when I started.
12:06So you were 20 when you started?
12:08Yes, I was 20 when I started.
12:10Were you with Takeshi and Sanma?
12:12Yes.
12:13Everyone is great now, but everyone wasn't like that at that time.
12:19I think Johnny was a little older than me.
12:23Oh, I see.
12:25You were young, but you were doing your best for your dream.
12:30When I was a little popular, someone put a trainer in my bag and brought it to me.
12:36Everyone imitated me and bought it.
12:39That's a good story.
12:43Did you become popular because you were on a TV show?
12:51Yes, I was on a TV show when I was an amateur.
12:55What kind of TV show did you appear in?
12:58NHK's Hill Play, for example.
13:04They met by chance while the show was being evaluated since they were students.
13:09One day, I was walking around Shinjuku, and a producer asked me if I was going to appear on a TV show.
13:18What?
13:19You were walking around Shinjuku?
13:21Yes, everyone was walking around Shinjuku.
13:25Everyone was walking around?
13:26Yes, including Mr. Tamori.
13:28Mr. Tamori was also a scout.
13:31He didn't have a belt.
13:33Everyone was moving by car.
13:35I didn't have a belt. Everyone was walking by train.
13:40I was riding a train with Masako Natsume.
13:44You were riding a train with Masako Natsume?
13:47Yes, I was doing that.
13:49I had a lot of fun every day.
13:52I didn't have time to feel depressed or anxious.
13:56Didn't you feel nervous in the rival scene?
14:01When I talked to Tsuru-chan later, she said I was good.
14:05When boys do the same thing as Takeshi-san, they don't go any further.
14:09I was desperate.
14:11But I had a lot of fun every day.
14:15Did you meet Takeshi-san, Sanma-san, and Shinsuke-san?
14:19I think so.
14:21I was in the same agency as Takeshi-san.
14:25I was in the same agency as Takeshi-san.
14:29I was really frustrated.
14:33Tsuru-chan and I are still good friends.
14:36It's hard because I'm doing yoga.
14:40I met Tsuru-chan at 5 o'clock in the morning when I said I'd go to dinner.
14:44Did you know that only Fugu restaurants are open at 5 o'clock in the morning?
14:49Tsuru-chan wrote the word Tora Fugu.
14:53How many people can you lose to those restaurants?
14:57Can you eat Fugu at 5 o'clock in the morning?
15:00It's a nuisance.
15:02I'm sorry.
15:04We broke up at 7 o'clock in the morning.
15:07What kind of meal is that?
15:095 o'clock in the morning and 4 o'clock in the afternoon.
15:12You weren't like that in the past, were you?
15:14I didn't drink at all.
15:18At that time, Kuniko-san had a lot of regular customers.
15:24I didn't count properly.
15:26I thought everyone was like that, but no one was sleeping in the station.
15:32It's time to go home.
15:36What about the staff?
15:38I wrote the schedule at 30 o'clock.
15:41It's 6 o'clock in the morning.
15:43It starts at 6 o'clock or 4 o'clock.
15:46I felt like I was fainting.
15:49Only a very small number of people say that.
15:53People at that time said they were fainting.
15:56Because they were sleeping.
15:58If you don't sleep, you'll fall off the chair.
16:02How many years did it last?
16:05About 10 years.
16:08Fainting for 10 years?
16:1110 years?
16:13It was fun.
16:16I was in a bad mood.
16:19I was grateful, but I felt like I was being bitten.
16:24That's why I changed my hairstyle.
16:26I thought it would be easier to prepare if I didn't have hair.
16:30You didn't have time to set your hair.
16:33That's why you changed your hairstyle?
16:35If I did that, I'd be like this.
16:38I had a lot of hair.
16:40I had a lot of hair.
16:44It's annoying.
16:46I don't think so.
16:48Did you go out to play?
16:50I go out when I'm busy.
16:54I was in a bad mood.
16:56I could only date in the basement.
16:59I was sorry.
17:01I looked like a hunter.
17:04I was in a bad mood.
17:06You managed to escape.
17:09I looked like a man.
17:12I was in a bad mood.
17:15I was in a bad mood.
17:18You're rich.
17:21You're rich.
17:24You're rich.
17:26You're rich.
17:28I was in a bad mood.
17:30You should have been in a bad mood.
17:33You're rich.
17:36I'm a bag of Isetan.
17:40Why do you have a bag of Isetan?
17:42I used to use a bag of Isetan.
17:44Did you have a bag of paper like this?
17:46Yes.
17:48How much did you spend every month?
17:50It's about 10 million yen.
17:53It's about 10 million yen.
17:56This is about 10 million yen.
18:01Did you spend it every month?
18:03Yes.
18:05You have a round head.
18:08Aren't you a landowner?
18:11Are you a landowner?
18:14I'm not the only one.
18:16There was a time when everyone was making money.
18:19It was a bubble.
18:21I'm not the only one.
18:23Everyone was making money.
18:26Akashin-go?
18:28Akashin-go?
18:31It's Akashin-go.
18:33It's Komiyama.
18:35Why did you get married?
18:37Kawaii Shuichi said this.
18:39He said that he felt sorry for us.
18:45He said that he felt sorry for us.
18:49I think we didn't get the most money.
18:53After that, there was a YouTuber.
18:56We got a lot of money.
18:59I have a lot of money, but I don't have much.
19:03I have a lot of money, but I don't have much.
19:07Rocket guys and Knights really work.
19:10You can get more.
19:13But there are a lot of people in the theater.
19:16We all laugh.
19:20If it was a school, it would be a big deal.
19:24I don't like it when I have a habit.
19:27I have a habit of riding a helicopter.
19:30It's the first time I've heard of that habit.
19:33The helicopter is fast.
19:36The helicopter is fast.
19:38I still ride it.
19:40I still ride it.
19:42I ride it when I go fishing or golfing.
19:46I ride it.
19:48I ride it on the bus.
19:52The helicopter is fast.
19:55The helicopter is fast.
19:57When I was in Yamakatsu, I had to be funny every week on TV.
20:03The number of viewers is comparable to now.
20:06There was a lot of pressure.
20:09I'm not doing it alone.
20:11What do you mean?
20:13I'm good at volleyball.
20:15There are many people.
20:18I can still do it.
20:25There were many people doing it.
20:28I'm lucky.
20:31Everyone was on a helicopter.
20:34Did everyone get on it?
20:37You're amazing.
20:40It's full of helicopters.
20:44I don't think there's any episode where I rode a helicopter with a manzai master.
20:49It's obvious that the means of transportation is slowing down.
20:54It used to be a helicopter.
20:58I think there was a lot of money involved.
21:01Do you feel it now?
21:03The set is thin.
21:06It's thin.
21:07It hasn't changed in 5 years.
21:08I didn't notice.
21:10It's been 5 years.
21:12It hasn't changed at all.
21:14It's getting thinner.
21:16It's only half.
21:18The parts must have been expensive.
21:20Mr. Kuniko, a legendary comedian, seems to have something to worry about.
21:29Why are you doing a 15-minute story in that situation?
21:34It's fun.
21:36It's my job.
21:38If you don't do it, you won't get a million yen.
21:41It's special to have an audience in front of you.
21:43That's right.
21:45It's more persuasive to have a judge.
21:49It's more fun to do it.
21:51That's why I usually do it.
21:53Do you have one?
21:55When the manzai is over, I wonder if it's weird.
21:58I don't have it anymore.
22:01You don't have it anymore, do you?
22:02I don't have it anymore.
22:04When I can't get a story, I blame the story.
22:08Do you blame the story?
22:10I think the child was forced to fly.
22:13I don't know that the child I made was forced to be bad.
22:18So I don't care.
22:20I see.
22:21I guess the story wasn't good.
22:23I think the story wasn't good.
22:25When I can't get a story, I get depressed.
22:27I think I was denied.
22:30If I get a different story tomorrow, I might get a story.
22:34So I think I didn't get a story today.
22:36I see.
22:38That's amazing.
22:39I want to do it at Toyokan as soon as possible.
22:43I think about it every day.
22:45If I don't have a summer vacation or a stage for a week,
22:50I'll be happy when I do it after a long time.
22:53I'll talk about the news and stories I've heard.
22:57I'm drooling.
22:59I'm drooling.
23:00I'm so happy that I'm drooling.
23:03There were too many entertainment shows last week.
23:07I agree.
23:08I wonder what I do every day.
23:09It was a summer vacation.
23:11I was with my family.
23:13I was thinking,
23:15I have to do it as soon as possible.
23:17I have to do it as soon as possible.
23:18I'm going to be killed.
23:19The sooner the better.
23:20I'm going to be killed by Mr. Bakuso.
23:22If you're a old man, you don't want to be fooled by the media.
23:26If you're fooled, you don't want to do it.
23:29I think so.
23:30I'm going to be fooled.
23:31When the story of the drug was released,
23:34I was surprised when I heard the name of the actor I had never heard of.
23:39I was surprised when I heard the name of the actor I had never heard of.
23:41I thought it was Yahoo News.
23:43I knew it right away.
23:45I was wondering what to do at that time.
23:47I had to say something.
23:49But I said,
23:50Stop it with a face that you knew.
23:53It's a trick.
23:54I'm telling you.
23:55It's a trick.
23:56It's a trick.
23:57I thought I'd use it.
23:59After I left M-1, I went to a motorcycle club with Noriko Kuniko.
24:04I thought it was nice to go to a motorcycle club.
24:07I used a monster.
24:11I couldn't help it.
24:13I had to wait with a big heart.
24:16I was nervous.
24:17You're nervous, right?
24:18I thought you were a genius.
24:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:23You can't help it.
24:24You can't help it.
24:26I don't know what you're talking about.
24:28You said the same thing twice, didn't you?
24:30You said the same thing twice, didn't you?
24:32The judge is strict.
24:34I'm going to judge you now.
24:36I don't want to be told during the show.
24:38When you were doing the story, you were doing it as a duo.
24:40At first.
24:42Noriko Kuniko.
24:44That's amazing.
24:46Is it a manzai?
24:48It's a manzai.
24:50It's a manzai.
24:52Noriko is good at it.
24:54He's like a student council president.
24:56He was a cool guy.
24:58I was a mess.
25:00So I thought we'd make our debut together.
25:02So I thought we'd make our debut together.
25:04I was told it was a hobby.
25:06I was told it was a hobby.
25:08That's right.
25:10I was alone.
25:12But thanks to being alone,
25:14I think it was easy to use.
25:16But suddenly,
25:18The world of entertainers at that time.
25:20The world of entertainers at that time.
25:22It was a weird misconception.
25:24It's like a dream.
25:26It's like a dream.
25:28Death.
25:30So it's a anchor TV show.
25:32So it's a anchor TV show.
25:34The school was so popular,
25:36That's right.
25:42The school was so popular,
25:44Then I joined junior high school and high school.
25:46That's why we go to the same school.
25:48That's why we go to the same school.
25:50so I was able to take it.
25:54So you were doing it there.
25:56I had 50 students in my class,
25:58and in the 8th grade I had 400 students.
26:01By the 3rd grade, I had about 1,200 students.
26:05When I was in high school,
26:08I had 2,400 students.
26:11I was used to getting signed and photoshopped.
26:17That's quite a lot.
26:19Since I was in high school,
26:21I've had a fan club at school.
26:23You were asked to get signed by your classmates.
26:26Yes, my seniors.
26:28Sometimes I think about it,
26:30but it's like the way humans shine.
26:33The people who still exist today are stars.
26:36In elementary school, middle school,
26:38and Kumiko-san too.
26:40Sanma-san was really handsome,
26:42and really cool.
26:44Those people were really popular in the entertainment world.
26:48Yes, they were popular all over the country.
26:50I think everyone in my class was popular.
26:53Takeshi-san wasn't the only one who was popular.
26:56It was dark.
26:58Takeshi-san was popular.
27:00All the older guys were good,
27:02so I was thinking about what to do.
27:04But there was still a dressing room left.
27:06Takeshi-san stayed there.
27:08In the back of the library,
27:10if you opened the door,
27:12you could see Takeshi-san.
27:14There was only about half a room.
27:16I was surprised.
27:18I was like, wow.
27:20Sometimes we went into the dressing room together.
27:24I don't think there are a lot of people
27:28who aren't super popular.
27:30I'm sure there are.
27:32I wonder why.
27:34Chidori-san was probably a star at school.
27:39If I had to pick one,
27:41it would have to be my older brother.
27:43He was a super star in elementary, middle, and high school.
27:48When he became a comedian in high school,
27:50I thought he was the only one who was popular.
27:54But I didn't think he was a family YouTuber.
27:57I didn't think he was like that.
28:00I've always wanted to tell you this.
28:04When we first joined the company,
28:06Mr. Hanawa, who was 21 years old,
28:08was really cool.
28:10He was really popular.
28:14He was a comedian, right?
28:16And he was cool as a man, too.
28:19Mr. Hanawa was free until the opening,
28:22so he was playing hi-lo.
28:25He was really cool.
28:27If Mr. Hanawa was there,
28:29we wanted to join the company.
28:31He didn't make a lot of jokes,
28:33so he got excited about his jokes.
28:36I got a weird souvenir from him,
28:39so I thought it would be okay if I took it with me.
28:41So I took it with me.
28:43I tore off all the sleeves,
28:45danced, and came back with a big laugh.
28:48He was really cool.
28:50After a while,
28:52Mr. Tetsutomo and Mr. Dandy
28:55came out like former Ippatsuya.
28:58They didn't come out much recently,
29:00so I couldn't help but be sad.
29:02That's the image I have now.
29:04That's because you know how amazing they are.
29:07I'm a big fan.
29:09I'm a big fan.
29:13He was really cool.
29:15He's still cool now,
29:17but he was the same age as me.
29:20Children grow up quickly
29:22even though they don't talk much.
29:24That's right.
29:26You don't have any ambition
29:28that's too big for your age, do you?
29:31You think about it, don't you?
29:33About your job.
29:35What do I think about?
29:37You're already halfway there.
29:39If you're in your 90s.
29:41Tsuchiya, do you have any ambitions?
29:44My personal ambition
29:46is something I've been able to do recently.
29:49I'm drawing pictures.
29:51You're good.
29:53I've been drawing pictures of horses.
29:55When I was studying abroad,
29:57I wanted to learn how to draw.
29:59I'm going to school now.
30:01But when I started learning,
30:03it was so much fun.
30:05Then you'll be like Tsurutaro-san.
30:07That's right.
30:09I'm going to the gym, too.
30:11That's right.
30:13You're going to be Tsurutaro-san.
30:15I'm not saying I'm going to be Tsurutaro-san,
30:18but I'm going to be really good at drawing.
30:22There's something called ultra-photography.
30:24What's that?
30:26It's something that goes beyond pictures.
30:28They say they've drawn hundreds of pictures.
30:30I'm going to draw hundreds of pictures.
30:32Tsuchiya seems to like it.
30:34I was talking about drawing me earlier.
30:38I said I'd take a picture in the dressing room.
30:42It was a lie.
30:44I took 1.5 million pictures.
30:46I don't know what that means.
30:48I said I'd draw it.
30:50I'm going to draw a guest's face.
30:52That's amazing.
30:54A legend that goes beyond pictures.
30:56I took 1.5 million pictures in the dressing room.
31:00But you want to draw a picture that looks like a picture, right?
31:02That's right.
31:04That's really good.
31:06I'm really looking forward to it.
31:08You want to do it later, right?
31:10I want to do it later.
31:12I want to be a person who draws portraits.
31:14That's amazing.
31:16Tsuchiya seems to like it.
31:18It's not art.
31:20It's my job to figure out how to make it funny.
31:24That's right.
31:26I'm going to have a fan meeting in October.
31:28I want to draw about 30 flip stories.
31:30It's really good.
31:32It's not that kind of picture.
31:34It's not that kind of picture.
31:36It's not a picture like Bakurinuko-san.
31:38I've been drawing for two months.
31:40I've been drawing for two months.
31:42I'm practicing my own picture.
31:44I'm going to make you feel the same pain.
31:46I'm going to make you feel the same pain.
31:48A picture of me takes about 50 hours.
31:50A picture of me takes about 50 hours.
31:52I can't finish it.
31:54I can't finish it.
31:56That's why it's so funny.
32:00I hate that.
32:02I don't like this kind of picture, but even if it's not interesting,
32:04I hate that.
32:06I guess that's a good idea.
32:08I guess that's a good idea.
32:10It's the most expensive art.
32:12It's the most expensive art.
32:14I don't think there was a time in my career when I was ambitious.
32:18It just happened naturally.
32:21I didn't have a lot of time, so I couldn't do a lot of things.
32:25But I've become more particular, and I've been spending more and more time on each one.
32:30I'm not saying I should go, but I'm growing watermelons now, so I wake up at 3 a.m.
32:38Why watermelons?
32:39I've loved watermelons since I was a kid.
32:41It's an image of a real watermelon.
32:45I liked to eat it, so I wondered if it was healthy, and when I did some research,
32:50I found out that it had a lot of healthy ingredients in it.
32:53So I took a record from the seeds.
32:56There's a watermelon called Kuniko.
32:58There's a watermelon called Kuniko.
32:59There's a watermelon called Kuniko.
33:00Finally.
33:01Finally.
33:02I made a real watermelon.
33:03I'm serious this year, but I'm really sleepy, so I have no choice but to go.
33:09It's not shaking at all.
33:11You've been loving watermelons all along.
33:13It's delicious, right?
33:15It's not shaking.
33:16It's not shaking at all.
33:17The big ones are like, wow!
33:19It's hard to put in the fridge, so I cut it in half and scoop it out and eat it.
33:27It's going to overlap.
33:29This is good!
33:31What's good?
33:33Mr. Lugawa.
33:34Mr. Lugawa.
33:35Mr. Lugawa.
33:36Mr. Lugawa.
33:37You're a nuisance.
33:39You're a nuisance.
33:40You're a nuisance.
33:41That's how you can speak badly.
33:43You keep opening the champagne.
33:45I'm not a nuisance.
33:47I'm not a nuisance.
33:48I'm not a nuisance.
33:49You opened 100 bottles.
33:51I hate my whole family.
33:53You're doing the same thing as Minori.
33:55You're doing the same thing as Minori.
33:57The two teams wrote a letter of apology to the hosts.
34:00The two teams wrote a letter of apology to the hosts.
34:06Let's take a look.
34:08First, Mr. Kuniko.
34:09Mr. Kuniko's letter of apology.
34:11Here it is.
34:13I want to get along with Onigaya Tomahawk.
34:16No, no, no, no.
34:17What does this mean?
34:18I'm listening to Kin-chan.
34:20I'm listening to Onigaya Tomahawk.
34:22I've heard that you went to your family's izakaya.
34:24Is there a picture of you and your family?
34:26They're very close.
34:28I make a joke out of everything.
34:30I made a joke out of everything.
34:33Is that why you said that?
34:35I said I would take them to eat...
34:37I said I would take them to eat...
34:39I made a joke of everything.
34:43I was invited to go fishing.
34:46I wasn't invited to go fishing.
34:48I was the one who drove to my parents' house.
34:52Two of us.
34:54And we sent her home.
34:57We didn't have a driver.
34:59We said we'd go.
35:01It was a border crossing.
35:03It cost a lot of money.
35:05When we got out, Ryo-chan's boat was broken.
35:09She got drunk in 2 or 3 minutes.
35:12We should have let her get on the boat.
35:14We should have told her.
35:16She got drunk.
35:18We told her to get on the boat.
35:20We were in trouble.
35:22That's why she can't speak well.
35:25When she gets on the boat, she gets very energetic.
35:28When she gets energetic, we should have let her drive.
35:31She can't speak well.
35:34She's being disliked.
35:37I see.
35:39And Fumiko-san.
35:40Me?
35:41Here's another one.
35:43I just got along with Masato.
35:46It's the same.
35:48Masato and I are the same age.
35:52We go on trips together.
35:54We stay at the same place.
35:56Masato is very energetic.
36:00He opens champagne bottles.
36:03He's generous.
36:04I think he's opened champagne bottles before.
36:06He opens them.
36:07It's hard here.
36:09He puts something on it and opens it.
36:12He opens everything.
36:15He opened 100 bottles.
36:17He said,
36:19He said,
36:21He opened 100 bottles.
36:23He's a great drinker.
36:26He's always drinking outside.
36:29He can't drink more than 100 bottles.
36:31How many people did he drink with?
36:34About 70 people.
36:36More than one person.
36:38They're all surprised.
36:40Your wife is beautiful.
36:42Don't drink too much.
36:43My husband is cool.
36:47I hate my whole family.
36:49You're doing the same thing as Nigoi.
36:51You're making a joke.
36:53I really hate it.
36:54Aren't you supposed to drink 50 bottles?
36:57I drank 100 bottles.
37:00It's a big scale.
37:02It's a big story.
37:04This is what Hadawa-kun thinks.
37:08I'm sorry I doubted you.
37:11Kuzo Yoshii came to the radio show as a guest.
37:14After that,
37:16I had a meal with Nora Hirano and Kuzo Yoshii.
37:21It was fun.
37:23We had a meal and drank together.
37:26Then,
37:28Kuzo Yoshii said,
37:30I'll join the manzai association.
37:32Kuzo Yoshii was drunk.
37:34I thought he was drunk.
37:36I asked him what he was doing.
37:38He said,
37:40Matsuyama Chiharu.
37:42The annual fee is 8,000 yen.
37:46I gave him 10,000 yen.
37:48He said,
37:50I'll take it.
37:52I gave him 2,000 yen.
37:54The next day,
37:56I asked him if he would join the manzai association.
37:58He said he didn't reply.
38:01I thought he was lying.
38:04I saw the news on the Internet.
38:06He said he joined the manzai association
38:08when he was in high school.
38:10He really joined the manzai association.
38:13Did Kuzo Yoshii join the manzai association?
38:15Yes, he did.
38:17I doubted him.
38:19He joined the manzai association.
38:21He wasn't a manzai.
38:23He could be a king.
38:25He could be a mandan.
38:27Isn't it amazing?
38:29Kuzo Yoshii joined the manzai association.
38:31I thought he would join the manzai association.
38:33Inoue Yosui and Matsuyama Chiharu.
38:36Customers want to hear Yosui's song.
38:40Yosui's song?
38:42They want to hear Yosui's song.
38:44They want to hear Yosui's song.
38:46They want to hear Matsuyama Chiharu's song.
38:48When I saw the sign,
38:50it said,
38:52Yosui is going to impersonate.
38:54It looks like an impersonator.
38:56I think there are people who think so.
38:59I think there are people who think so.
39:01I think there are people who think so.
39:04When he announced that we were going to join theAMA,
39:06he told me that we are similar.
39:08He told me that we are similar.
39:10I don't think he will promote other manzai associent.
39:13Since I took over the job as a Conan console,
39:15Since I took over the job as a Conan console,
39:19I've received good feedback much more than well received.
39:20My position is A, B, C, D, E.
39:22I should start from E rank.
39:24Don't you think so?
39:26That is why I was born here.
39:28I don't believe the staff will expect that.
39:30I've gained 20000 points in total.
39:32Well, I have no choice but to do it with a 2,000-yen-worth of garage.
39:35Yoshi Ikuzo-san.
39:37Man, I want to see that.
39:39Man, I want to see that.
39:41It's about time for us to...
39:44Yoshi-san has joined us.
39:46It's about time.
39:47We can't turn it down anymore.
39:48Yoshi-san has joined us.
39:49Yoshi Ikuzo-san.
39:50That's why we're here.
39:51We're not connected.
39:57I see.
39:58The Kamehameha of lies.
40:01I'm Yoshi Ikuzo.
40:03I'm the one who found it while walking.
40:05This is hard.
40:07Easy-peasy.
40:08The person above has to go.
40:12Next week, a new project.
40:14A presentation of my mistakes.
40:16What's it like to be a comedian?
40:19That's the era we're in.
40:20A young man's story about a mistake.
40:23Lies might be going around the world.
40:27What are the mistakes that O-Rin felt when she grew up?
40:31Coming soon!
40:33Hanako and Borjuk will be joining us!
40:36I want to see how the three of you do things.
40:41You're the one who's tired!
40:43What is Haruka's true feelings?
40:46Achikochi Audrey is on TVER U-NEXT.