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00:00What a moment, wrestling fans, Grunt Broughton has Morris the Giant in his cobby-wided, patent-pending,
00:24spine-crushing headlock!
00:28Watching the videos of last Thanksgiving dinner again?
00:33Someone should tell Ann Mildred she's overdoing it with the makeup.
00:37No, Dad, we're watching wrestling.
00:40I didn't know Mildred turned pro!
00:43You know, Hunt, this isn't exactly age-appropriate viewing for certain members of this family.
00:49Don't worry, Minnie, I'm old enough to handle it.
00:53If you're talking about Trevor, he knows the whole thing's just an act, don't you, Trev?
01:00I meant little Vic. He's in his peak mimicking years, you know.
01:10Greetings from your local police department. I'm Officer Gristle of the K9 Patrol.
01:15Is your dog fearless, obedient, protective, yet affectionate with small children?
01:20If this sounds like your family pet, then come on down to the K9 Police Academy and enroll him today.
01:26We're looking for a few good dogs.
01:29You know, Madeline, that might just be the thing for Berkley.
01:32K9 police work could be the ideal way to channel Berkley's compulsively obedient behavior.
01:38Come on, Berkley, let's go down to the Academy and see if you've got what it takes.
01:43Berkley!
01:47Delicious.
01:48Big day at the Potanski household, Lester.
01:51You're moving?
01:53No, Berkley here is joining the police force. You can sleep soundly tonight.
01:58I'd sleep a lot more soundly if he joined the Foreign Legion.
02:03That Berkley is the curse of Little Special's existence, Mrs. Highbottom.
02:08Why, she would have walked away with the Grand Nationals if it hadn't been for her outbreak of nervous danger brought on by that beast dog.
02:18Not to worry, Lester.
02:20As judge, I can assure you that Special has an excellent chance of winning the Longhair Invitational Catshow with flying colors.
02:28She does?
02:31Officer Gristle, our new K9 recruit has arrived.
02:35The dog's name is Berkley.
02:38Now let's put him through his paces and see if he's got the right stuff.
02:43Good to go, sir.
02:46Now, Berkley, there's a burglar dressed in black hiding in this house.
02:51The purpose of this training exercise will be to teach you to find a suspect in his hideout, apprehend and subdue him, and take him into custody.
03:06I'm getting splinters!
03:13Good work, Recruit Berkley.
03:16You're the only dog ever to complete training in less than five minutes.
03:21If you could just cuff him and poke him, you'd be a one-dog-dog.
03:25Good work, Recruit Berkley.
03:27You're the only dog ever to complete training in less than five minutes.
03:32If you could just cuff him and poke him, you'd be a one-dog-dog.
03:37What are you doing?
03:42Congratulations, Officer Berkley.
03:45I'm assigning you immediately to street patrol with Officer Gristle.
03:51Wait! No!
03:54This is your chance to move up in the ranks, Gristle.
03:57All you need is one more arrest to earn your sergeant stripes.
04:02Yes, sir!
04:03You hear that? I only need one more collar to make sergeant.
04:07You better not mess it up.
04:12Hey! What do you think you're...
04:17Sorry, Padre. Berkley, you're really starting to bug me.
04:24Please! I'm allergic!
04:28Well, you made it through basic training, but this is the real deal.
04:33You spin that big wheel called fate and hope you come up a winner.
04:44Cease and desist!
04:46Whoa!
04:49Hey, this is a good time to practice water rescue procedures.
04:54Now, if I were actually drowning, which I think I am,
04:59you'd pull me to safety and start mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
05:12Dog slobber!
05:16Enough!
05:22Now get this thing off of me!
05:33Gristle here.
05:34Gristle, we've got a 224 in progress at 224 24th Street.
05:40The call came in at, you guessed it, 224.
05:47Stop in the name of the law!
05:50Police emergency. I'm commandeering this vehicle.
05:53Okay, Potanski, I'll lead the way. Stay on my tail.
06:04B-Berkley! Berkley, police doggy now!
06:08It is Berkley, and he's got a policeman friend with him on a tricycle.
06:14They're motorcycles, hon, not tricycles.
06:17Well, I'll be darned. That is a tricycle. Budget cutbacks, I guess.
06:23Then this big, scary hand reached through the window
06:27and snatched my special right off her grooming pillow.
06:32Oh, it was horrible!
06:34Can you describe this alleged hand? Did it have fingers?
06:37Well, of course it had fingers. It was a hand.
06:41No need to get testy, sir. I'm just doing my job.
06:46I'm sorry. This vicious beast dog is making me nervous.
06:50Must he be here?
06:52He's not just a dog, sir. He's an officer of the law in Canine Patrol.
07:00Budget!
07:06Get off, Potanski. No kissing while on duty.
07:10Officer, what's going on?
07:12Don't be alarmed, ma'am.
07:14But there's been a serious catnapping in the neighborhood.
07:17Have you seen anything strange in the vicinity?
07:20Well, actually, there was this rather large woman
07:23wearing white shoes and carrying a white purse.
07:27Oh, wearing white after Labor Day. That is strange.
07:31Why are you wasting precious time? My special is gone!
07:36Especial gone?
07:39Bookie, find Especial!
07:52No! Stop!
08:00I'm so sorry, Mrs. Highbottom.
08:03I told you he was a beast dog.
08:05Potanski, we never tackle civilians.
08:10You're a bad, bad dog.
08:14Please, let me help you up.
08:17Why, you're not Mrs. Highbottom.
08:20You're not even a Mrs.
08:26It's you.
08:28Oh, dear.
08:29Spike Mulligatorney, notorious cat burglar and master of disguises.
08:35Especial!
08:38Especial, you're all right.
08:41Were you terribly frightened?
08:43Just look at that courage.
08:46Gristle here. Officer down. Need assistance. Over.
08:56Good work, Officer Gristle.
08:58Or should I say, Sergeant Gristle.
09:01You've captured the notorious cat burglar and made the streets a safer place.
09:07Especially for cats.
09:11Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
09:14What about Bookie?
09:16He catch a kitty burger. Find Especial.
09:20Say you sorry.
09:22Okay.
09:24I'm sorry I yelled at you.
09:27Thanks for helping me earn my stripes.
09:29You have to tell him he's been a good dog.
09:32Oh, all right.
09:34I'm sorry, Berkeley.
09:36You're a good dog.
09:42No kissing while on duty!