The Stupidest Truck in the World #truck #google #dailymotion #foryou
The Stupidest Truck in the World #truck #google #dailymotion #foryou
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00:00Paper it together.
00:04Wow, very good, Cody.
00:05It's like 1,000 degrees out,
00:06but I'm wearing a suit because I wanna dress
00:08like I'm accenting what we're doing today.
00:10On this YouTube channel, we've done a lot of cool things,
00:12and this is by far the absolute coolest thing we will ever do.
00:15I cannot even express how big of a deal this is.
00:17We rode here on a private luxury.
00:19Before we reveal what this is,
00:21can we get a hype montage or something?
00:23Take a couple steps back, compile together.
00:27This is supposed to be really hyped up,
00:28but it feels like an execution.
00:30I showcase to you the finest automotive creation ever made.
00:33Turn around, guys.
00:35Yes!
00:36Woo!
00:37Woo!
00:38Now here, thinkin' about me every night.
00:41Oh, isn't that sweet?
00:42I guess so.
00:43Wait, stop.
00:44We have a celebratory fireworks show.
00:49Yay.
00:49Oh, jeez.
00:51Yes!
00:53The finest automotive creation ever made
00:55in the history of the world, the Karchman Truckster.
00:57It's been sitting under a tarp back here
00:59for like eight months, and we were like,
01:01nobody cares about it.
01:02But the only way for people to care about it
01:04is for you to actually appreciate its beauty.
01:06The Truckster.
01:07Truck is in the name.
01:08This should do more truck than any truck
01:10has ever known to do.
01:11First of all, let's just admire the...
01:13There's not much.
01:14We could admire the...
01:17We could admire the...
01:19I think the color's cool.
01:21Exhaust.
01:24What did we pay?
01:25$4,500.
01:26We actually paid $4,500 for this.
01:28Originally, the idea was to make a video
01:30roasting the out of it, and that's still the idea.
01:33Or maybe it's amazing.
01:34Hey, hey, big things come in small packages.
01:36Stop.
01:39I think it's been spray painted several dozen times.
01:41Okay, so the window's open.
01:43It has a good vintage smell, I will admit.
01:45Everybody can feel free to kinda talk about,
01:46like I said, this is joint ownership.
01:48I don't wanna have all the Truckster to myself.
01:50You can just sell it.
01:51No, stop.
01:52I wanna keep it.
01:53We're not selling it.
01:53Why is there a cab fiberglass?
01:55The truck is made of asbestos.
01:57That's why it's so expensive,
01:58because we had a biohazard fee.
01:59Hold on, there's pieces falling off.
02:03Dude, fire it right up.
02:05Oh, God.
02:07Cody, you're in gear.
02:08Take it easy.
02:09Oh, it's super sharp.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Why is there zero suspension at all?
02:13I have a shifter on my left.
02:15Oh, I forgot the plug.
02:16Oh my God.
02:17Be careful.
02:18Do not flip it.
02:19Wait, does it flip?
02:20Yes, it'll flip.
02:20Ah!
02:23Ow!
02:25I sold it.
02:26Wow!
02:27Look at the new ones.
02:28Yeah, they look good.
02:29Trucks are XC.
02:30They have the Halster and the Vanster.
02:32Did someone get into a head-on collision in this thing?
02:34Is the previous owner still alive?
02:37If you have a Truckster, you are the f***ster.
02:41Oh, okay.
02:43What does Clays McFarland want?
02:44We're filming our most important video ever right now.
02:46Whistlin' Diesel barely even reviews cars.
02:49Uh, hey.
02:55Oh, come on.
03:03I want to give you all my religious beliefs right now.
03:05I was a Jehovah's Witness for 18 years.
03:07That's like Mormons, but like anti-Mormon.
03:09We dressed up like this and I went door to door
03:11and I preached them about the good news of God.
03:14Not anymore, because I believe that people
03:15should have free will and do what they want to do.
03:16I don't really know everything.
03:17I know 99.9 repeating percent of things, but not everything.
03:20I'm like one of the most humble people on earth.
03:22Listen, I wouldn't be driving this if I wasn't a baller.
03:24Glad to get that off my chest.
03:25I also s*** and f***ed someone yesterday, but.
03:27♪ I'm working late, cause I'm a singer. ♪
03:32♪ Oh, you look so cute. ♪
03:35See how many gallons she takes?
03:37Uh, .2.
03:38You love my truck.
03:40Oh my gosh.
03:41What do you think it looks like on a one to 10?
03:44What the heck, dude?
03:48♪ Come and get this ballin' ♪
03:53Yeah, Seth, that was so cinematic, dude.
04:05That's the commencement truck, sir.
04:07No.
04:08That's all it'll do.
04:08It barely made it back.
04:09No, actually though, we do have more to do,
04:11but it's extremely overheated right now.
04:12I can smell fire.
04:15I don't even think these are headlights.
04:16I think these are heat lamps for like chickens.
04:19I was wondering why it's like literal steaming inside.
04:21You're sitting on the engine.
04:23It's just 180 in here,
04:24cause the f***ing engine is under my ass.
04:27And we-
04:30Guys, I'm going to need all of the cleaner rags
04:32you can get ASAP.
04:34Oh, you thought we were going to destroy the truckster?
04:36The truckster is the literal pinnacle
04:38of automotive creation.
04:40Nobody lays a finger on the truckster.
04:43Look under the precious paint.
04:44Seth, you're cleaning it all up.
04:45This is the sh**iest thing we've ever talked about
04:47and we're maintaining it.
04:49Ooh.
04:50So our fabricator, Tyler,
04:51who builds all the cool stuff we make here,
04:52is currently tracking the excavator across the property.
04:55What he doesn't know-
04:56We're going to be putting the very first set ever made
04:59of Arkon forged torx wheels and Kel fire tires
05:02on Tyler's truck here.
05:03They're way too big.
05:04He's not going to be able to steer it whatsoever.
05:06Is everybody okay behind me?
05:08Fuck!
05:09We have like four more minutes.
05:11Go, go, go, go.
05:12Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
05:13He's almost there.
05:14He doesn't have a way to get back though.
05:15Get ready!
05:16What the-
05:17Hurry!
05:18They have the gallery, which is pictures,
05:19but now they also have video guides,
05:20which allows you to see the Arkon wheels on your truck,
05:23driving and rotating to see what it would look like.
05:26The difference between forged and cast wheels
05:28is that these were carved out of a block of solid aluminum.
05:30We've driven our bulldozer over it, they do not break.
05:32Holy crap, that looks good!
05:34That looks really good.
05:39That looks so good.
05:42What the heck?
05:43Holy smoke!
05:44Dude!
05:45I steered it, and it goes like this much, and you're good.
05:48Oh, thanks Cody.
05:49Right.
05:50Yeah.
05:56Go to Custom Offsets and get yourself
05:58a brand new set of Arkon wheels and tires.
06:00Free shipping to Lower 48 and 0% financing.
06:10Brother.
06:13Oh my God!
06:22What the f*** was that?
06:32We're going to be testing the truckster's tug of war power.
06:39For a single-celled organism, that was very impressive.
06:43I'm going to try a zero to 60.
06:45We should actually get some pretty good speed.
06:47I'm going to dump the clutch, full throttle,
06:48should probably chirp the tires,
06:50and we'll just be right on our way.
06:51Stopwatch ready.
06:57All right, we are rolling.
07:00We're on 25, 24.
07:05How many feet?
07:08How are we losing speed?
07:09I think we're going uphill.
07:10What are we at?
07:11Two minutes.
07:12Hey, we might actually hit 60.
07:13No, no, no, no, no!
07:14Now we're going to test the truckster's
07:16immaculate braking capabilities.
07:18It has a lot of power,
07:19but it's not going to be enough to get us to the finish line.
07:22So we're going to be testing the truckster's
07:24immaculate braking capabilities.
07:26We're going to be testing the truckster's
07:28immaculate braking capabilities.
07:29It has triple disc Brembo brakes,
07:31capable of stopping it within one millimeter.
07:33We're going to be testing it by stopping
07:35right before we collide
07:37with this extremely expensive television.
07:44Wait, this is literally not a scuff.
07:46You can't even tell that we just hit five people.
07:48We're like two minutes in the video
07:49and we ran out of content.
07:50I need everybody to force creativity and force ideas.
07:55We don't even have content.
07:56We tried filming a video with this dumb,
07:58stupid truck.
07:59I think we got in over our head with this video.
08:01We'll have Demo Matt be in our video.
08:03That sounds good.
08:04I think he'd-
08:04Hey, would you want to be in our,
08:06we're filming this cool YouTube video today.
08:07It's like really epic.
08:08Would you want to be in it?
08:10No.
08:13Hey, we all quit.
08:14All right, see you guys.
08:19We're in the storage room here.
08:20Ignore the miscellaneous items.
08:22I bought thousands of dollars in fake foam props.
08:27I'm gonna dig some holes.
08:29Suit counter.
08:38Holy.
08:41He f***ed you.
08:42F***ed me.
08:44He thought he was f***ed.
08:46I don't put anything past you anymore.