I Tested 5-Star Hotels Made For Dogs #worldwide #dailymtion #hotels
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00:00I'm staying at the nicest hotels across America that also offer very special services for your dog.
00:05Cedric and I will give honest reviews of each hotel, starting with the Hotel Swexen located in Dallas, Texas.
00:10Cost per night? Roughly $1,500.
00:12Hi, Michael. Nice to meet you. That's Cedric.
00:17Oh, real quick, I forgot to mention, I found all the hotels in this video from this article that highlighted the most luxurious pet-friendly hotels.
00:24And what's cool is, each hotel has one super unique amenity that makes it distinct from the rest.
00:28I'll test all of these, and for the Hotel Swexen, that's pet-friendly Bluetooth headphones.
00:32But before the headphones, we were given some treats and escorted to our room.
00:38Welcome to the Hotel Swexen. We're about to do a room tour.
00:41We definitely weren't already in here.
00:43Upon entering the room, you're met with a nice bowl picture to the right, a guy with a camera to the left, some yummy snacks at the bar.
00:49Definitely eating those later.
00:50Two lounging chairs, a custom note you can pause and read if you'd like, along with cute dog bone-shaped napkins.
00:56Yeah, the room tour is going good, I know, but I'm appalled at what I just found.
01:00I just checked in, as you guys saw.
01:04Check out the view we get of Dallas.
01:06Over here, you can even see the Dallas Bridge, which Cedric was already having fun looking at.
01:10Oh, yeah, and Crystal put that bandana on him when we got to the room, and it looks cute, but he hates wearing stuff.
01:15I mean, look at that pitiful look on his face.
01:17This isn't funny. I will get you back.
01:24Oh, yeah.
01:25I really like rainfall-style showers, but guys, check this out. I've never seen this before, a rainfall-style bathtub.
01:32That is sick.
01:33Now, let's take a look what dog items were left in the room for Cedric.
01:36Hey, drink your water.
01:39Cedric, you know hydration's important.
01:43Good boy, buddy.
01:44Said he was a good boy hydrating, and he was ready to open up the care package they left us.
01:48We got this custom Cedric bag.
01:50If you need anything, just give us a bark.
01:52Tough bone.
01:53Here you go, bud.
01:54How do you want me to do that? I'm so sorry.
01:56I bet the dog likes you.
01:58I loved you, but you've betrayed me.
02:00Oh, they got a ball.
02:01Can you catch it or not? Let's see.
02:06Oh, my, that thing is huge.
02:09Oh, yeah, I forgot this guy's a tough critic.
02:11Yeah, Cedric needs to work on catching toys, and I need to work on eating healthier.
02:14That looks so good.
02:15But I absolutely devoured that burger, and don't worry.
02:18Later in this video, Cedric gets some chef-prepared meals of his own.
02:21But right now, it's scheduled walk time.
02:24Hey, oh, Cedric, come here.
02:25Sorry about that.
02:26At the Hotel Swexin, you can schedule a walk for your dog whenever you want,
02:29so you can stay in the room.
02:30But I came with, which they probably thought was weird, but it's okay.
02:33They gave Cedric a great walk and even gave him some treats.
02:38After that walk, it was a perfect time to cool down in the rooftop pool.
02:53Yeah, for some reason, Cedric doesn't like the pool that much, so he snuck out.
03:04You guys, I may or may not have just woken up.
03:07Cedric and I were passed out.
03:08But now, it's toy time.
03:09And for this video, I bought little buddy four new toys,
03:12and we'll reveal them one at a time at each hotel.
03:14Football.
03:15Don't go over that building.
03:18That would have sucked.
03:19Is he going to get it?
03:19Let's see if he comes around the thing with it.
03:21Come on, Cedric, come on.
03:24Cedric!
03:27We decided to race instead, and Cedric bit my dust.
03:30But now, it's time for pet-friendly tunes.
03:33Now, guys, check out the brochure.
03:34These pet tunes make some bold claims,
03:36including lowering pulse rate, improving HRV,
03:39decreasing cortisol levels, and promoting calmness.
03:41Let's see if it actually does that.
03:43It says species-specific.
03:45It says we want 45,000 frequency.
03:47That's right.
03:48Evidently, these calming tunes work on other species.
03:50But we want 45,000 hertz to help Cedric, because he is canine.
03:53And it was actually kind of hard to figure out.
03:55But eventually, I had this puppy set at exactly 45,000 hertz.
03:58First, we have to amp him up.
04:04OK, now enjoy the zen.
04:06I tried it on myself first to make sure it wasn't too loud.
04:08And we were all good.
04:09Papa!
04:10Wait, how are these supposed to fit him?
04:12I'm not going to lie.
04:19At first, I thought this was silly.
04:20But as time went on, Cedric was looking quite relaxed on the verge of slumber.
04:25Cedric was officially zenned out.
04:26And the last thing we did here was order some room service.
04:29As you can see, my lovely wife joined the party.
04:31And can you also see what movie we're watching?
04:34That's right, Home Alone.
04:35I'm actually watching all the Home Alone movies on my hotel journey,
04:38because the last hotel we visit is the Plaza Hotel in New York City.
04:42That's where they filmed the second Home Alone.
04:43And I thought it would be awesome to bring my mom with me on that trip
04:46to reenact a scene from the movie.
04:47Get your popcorn ready for that one.
04:49But you may also want your popcorn now, because we're headed to Santa Fe, New Mexico.
04:52The Bishop's Lodge.
04:53Cost per night, roughly $2,000.
04:55And this is the weirdest unique amenity, a 60-minute animal life force ritual.
04:59We're doing the animal life force ritual.
05:02Yes, I have no idea what the heck that is.
05:04Are you ready to get enlightened on this ritual?
05:07I don't care about enlightenment.
05:09Give me a steak.
05:09Well, Cedric was in luck,
05:10because they also had a private chef for dogs that he'll try later.
05:13But right now we checked in and our room wasn't ready yet,
05:15so we took a stroll to look around at the resort.
05:17And the first thing I noticed about this place
05:19was truly how beautiful the landscape and scenery is.
05:22Cedric, uh, evidently was holding that one in.
05:25Thankfully, our room was now ready,
05:26and we got a personal escort to our room from Steve,
05:29whose lap Cedric jumped in when I wasn't looking.
05:31I don't even know how he got there.
05:32But Steve was the man.
05:33He was super nice.
05:34We'll see more of Steve later.
05:36Guess what time it is, Cedric?
05:38It's room tour time.
05:40I have this cowboy hat on in case you didn't notice.
05:42It was actually a decoration.
05:47You enter the room through a big wooden door,
05:49and as you walk in, there's a nice bathroom to the left.
05:51And if you keep going, another room to the right.
05:53In hindsight, I don't know why I got the suite,
05:55because I'm not traveling with anybody.
05:57And, you know, these are bunk beds, so.
05:59But the main room was awesome, and the bed was super comfortable.
06:02Speaking of beds, Cedric was the one to stay in.
06:04Speaking of beds, Cedric got his own with some treats.
06:06A custom Bishop's Lodge dog bone.
06:09High five.
06:10Good boy.
06:11Roll over.
06:11Or spin.
06:12Good boy!
06:15I didn't know he could spin, actually.
06:16They also left human treats in the room I was excited about.
06:19And there's a beautiful view right outside your room,
06:21which, guys, it's literally beautiful and so nice out.
06:24So nice out, in fact, that Cedric never wanted to come inside.
06:26And when he was inside, he loved to look out the window.
06:29But now it's food time.
06:31One of my favorite segments.
06:32At this hotel, they go all out for dogs with an official chef-prepared dog menu.
06:36Canine cuisine.
06:37It says each dish is intentionally crafted for dogs and veterinarian approved.
06:41Machaca con huevo.
06:43Flank steak, eggs, beef talo.
06:45This honestly sounds too good to be true for a dog,
06:47but I had to call and order it.
06:48That's why we're here, after all.
06:50Is the canine cuisine also edible for humans or no?
06:55I believe it should be edible for humans.
06:58Okay.
06:58I wonder how he would feel about the puppy bison, though.
07:01Yo, Cedric, how do you feel about the puppy bison?
07:04He's looking out the window.
07:05Cedric didn't seem too excited with the puppy bison,
07:07so I got him the machaca con huevo, which was only $36.
07:13He's excited.
07:13Thank you, sir.
07:14Thank you. You have a great day.
07:15You too.
07:16You too, Cedric.
07:17It might have been pricey, but this food looks delicious.
07:19And funny enough, it's hard to distinguish which one's the dog food and the human food.
07:23I mean, that looks delicious.
07:26And boy, was it.
07:26These were some of the best enchiladas I've had in my life.
07:29Let's try these yummy looking steak and eggs.
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:33That's yours, buddy.
07:39Oh, he devoured it.
07:41Come on.
07:41Enjoy the food a little bit more, buddy.
07:43I'm going to hold it here so he savors it.
07:46Taste buds.
07:46Taste buds.
07:47Taste buds.
07:48Oh, yeah.
07:48What do you rate it, bud?
07:50I can't go back to kibbles and bits after this.
07:52Honestly, I don't blame him.
07:54But let's see how he likes the straw wolf chino from the beverage menu that was only $14.
07:58I feel like Cedric's going to have the runs later.
08:00But anyway, roll.
08:01He's trying it.
08:04Not a fan?
08:05He's not a fan.
08:06After housing the rest of my enchiladas, we needed a walk.
08:09And that's when our boy, Steve, saw us and told us to come with him because he wanted
08:12to show us something in the driver's seat.
08:15I had a 135 pound Rottweiler.
08:18No way.
08:19He would like to put his paws around me.
08:21I literally had no idea where he was taking us, but we were along for the ride.
08:25Turns out Steve loves animals and wanted to show us some they have on the resort.
08:30Oh, that's a donkey, Cedric.
08:35That's a donkey, buddy.
08:36It looks like Cedric wanted to play, which is perfect because it's toy time.
08:39And the second toy I got him is a snake head.
08:44Oh, it squeaks.
08:55Oh, that's so cute.
08:57Oh, good boy.
08:58Come on.
08:58Come on, Cedric.
08:59Cedric, come on.
09:00Bring it.
09:00Hey.
09:01Hey, Cedric.
09:03He's just ripping the stuffing out.
09:04You little...
09:05Yeah, Cedric still needs to work on playing fetch, but at least he's strong.
09:08Also, he loves to rip the stuffing out of toys.
09:10Do your dogs do this?
09:12Guys, buckle up because it's animal life force time, which I still have no idea what that
09:16means, by the way.
09:16This is the amenity that made this hotel unique.
09:19If you go on the Bishop's Lodge website for this spa, there's a section for for the body
09:23and then for the spirit.
09:24One of them is animal life force.
09:26Let me just read the description.
09:27Reiki means universal life force, and this Japanese healing technique has been shown
09:31to help animals with a number of conditions such as trauma, stress, and injury.
09:35Yeah, let me just stop you right here and let you know the most important thing.
09:37It costs $300.
09:39A pre and post consultation with animal guardians is part of the session in addition to sentimental
09:43takeaway.
09:44Oh, brother.
09:45Sorry, guys.
09:46I know that was a lot, but I had to give proper context into what we were getting into.
09:49When I first entered the spa, I didn't realize the lady behind me was going to be the one
09:52doing the session.
09:53I just sat there low-key regretting my choice to do this and waiting for my name to be called
09:57at the same time.
10:01Cedric, what are they going to do to us?
10:05I don't know, bro.
10:06Get me out of here.
10:09Hello.
10:10Oh, hi.
10:10Cedric was greeted with some nice petting, and then we were summoned into the room.
10:17If you don't mind sitting on the floor, because you're his person.
10:22So if you want to sit on the cushion.
10:24Energy is everywhere, right?
10:26And it connects everything.
10:29So we can't see it.
10:30So we're not always that aware.
10:31On the channel, so I connect to the kind of universal Reiki, if that makes sense.
10:38And then I'm able to connect with his biofield, really not engaging his physical body.
10:44Should I stop touching him?
10:46Yeah, you can start to slow down.
10:48Guys, we're officially about to start the Reiki session.
10:50And I was told to do some conscious breathing to warm things up.
10:52Also, I just noticed this while I was editing.
10:54Why the heck is Cedric sitting like that?
10:56It's kind of freaking me out.
10:57What'd she do to you, Cedric?
10:58Can my legs be crossed or not?
10:59Um, I uncrossed them.
11:01Okay.
11:03And sitting up nice and tall with the chest and shoulder blades down.
11:08So then inhale deeply through the nose.
11:15And continue your pace.
11:16Inhaling through the nose.
11:19Exhaling through the chest.
11:26Shifting your awareness.
11:28I was shifting my awareness mostly to Cedric and trying not to laugh at him walking around
11:32like an absolute menace.
11:37Okay, here's where things started getting significantly weirder.
11:40Then just come back to your mantra today with love and compassion.
11:54About 10 minutes went by of silence, breathing, and shaking, and Cedric was cracking me up.
12:00Take care of ourselves.
12:02Oh, oh.
12:02And engage him.
12:03Okay, okay.
12:04He's looking for a cure.
12:06I feel bad.
12:07That's okay.
12:08Okay.
12:10Gosh.
12:17Bruh.
12:18I decided to take out my phone to record Cedric for a better view.
12:36I put my phone away and at this point Cedric was stressing.
12:41Ah!
13:01Another 20 minutes went by.
13:02This honestly felt like forever.
13:06Would I mess it up if I went to the bathroom?
13:10I was happy to get a bathroom break and when I get back Cedric gets his diagnosis.
13:26Basically now she's gonna tell me what Cedric's supposed message to me was from this session.
13:30So if you think about a basset hound, they're quite heavy.
13:34A basset hound.
13:36With the big floppy ears.
13:37Oh wait, I think there's one across my street.
13:39What he was bringing through for Cedric, that groundedness.
13:43You know, because they're heavy and they have, you know, these really big paws.
13:47If you got lost there, she's basically saying that a basset hound is Cedric's spirit guide
13:51and a teacher that helps keep him grounded.
13:53For $300.
13:54Now his final message to me.
13:56His message to you is that because he takes his cues from you,
14:01his nervous system needs quite a bit of downtime.
14:04Cedric and I immediately got some more golden downtime after this,
14:07but jokes aside guys, I also told her that I believe in Jesus
14:10and I have to let you as the viewer know that Jesus said he is the way, the truth, and the life.
14:14So if you're looking into spiritual things,
14:16take this as your sign to look into who Jesus is and what he did for you out of love on the cross.
14:22Room service with my dog Cedric watching Home Alone 2.
14:25I'm a blessed man.
14:27Good morning!
14:28After a great night's rest, we're off to Beachtown, San Diego.
14:31Kona Kai Resort.
14:32Cost per night?
14:33Roughly $1,300.
14:34Now the most unique amenity for this hotel is spa plus paws.
14:37Improve your dog's overall health and muscle recovery with a therapeutic massage.
14:41And when clicking on their full menu, I decided to book the Training the Master,
14:44which is the longest and most thorough dog massage you can get.
14:47I'm excited for this trip and guys, guess what?
14:49We have a special guest.
14:50Give it up, give it up, give it up.
14:53Hey!
14:54Hi honey.
14:55Hi.
14:56Our room wasn't ready yet, but that was totally fine
14:58because we were given a map of the resort and realized a yummy restaurant was open for brunch.
15:02He's gonna get something from the dog menu item.
15:05Is there a dog menu?
15:06There is, yeah.
15:07We also have a dog.
15:08Oh, what's your dog's name?
15:09Tesla.
15:10Tesla?
15:10Yeah.
15:11That's sick, dude. Is he fast?
15:13I think it's a perfect time to test one of the dog amenities here, and that is the dog menu.
15:18It's a pooch menu.
15:19No way, what's the most popular pooch item?
15:21I honestly have no idea.
15:22Have you tried them?
15:23I have not.
15:24Completely understandable.
15:25I just wish I could ask Cedric what he wants to try, you know what I mean?
15:28Pooch.
15:28What are you thinking, bud?
15:29Here's what they actually have on the dog menu in case you were wondering,
15:32and here's the homo sapien menu.
15:34Our order came out blazing fast.
15:35Let's see if little buddy likes his dish.
15:37I know I was excited for my dish.
15:38I got him the Pawn Up Butter Crunch, which is peanut butter and carrots, and it cost $8.
15:42Let's see what happens when I set it down.
15:50Buddy's going ham on the peanut butter.
15:51Eat some of the carrot too, bro.
15:53Bite.
15:54No, don't lick.
15:55Bite.
15:55Of course, he wasn't eating the carrot.
15:57We thoroughly enjoyed our meal, and I saw this guy paddleboarding with his dog,
16:00which I thought was awesome.
16:03But now it's time for the room tour.
16:05Upon entering the room, you're met with a cute dog, a very cute wife,
16:08and apparently they like to snuggle.
16:11As you guys can see, it's a pretty spacious bedroom area over here.
16:15We gotta do a quick bed test.
16:16Snow White here doesn't know that I've been testing the beds by just absolutely belly flopping on them.
16:22Here we have a lounging area with a nice wall-mounted TV,
16:25a nice toilet with another rainfall shower, and a tub to soak in.
16:28But what I really like about this room is the balcony and the view that comes with it.
16:31Check out this private beach, and if you look close, you can even see a boat somewhere.
16:35Also, I don't know who lives on this mountain, but that's pretty cool too.
16:40Hey, hey, hey.
16:42Hi.
16:42Really, I was trying to film a relaxing B-roll shot.
16:47I'm not sure if you can see it, but I was trying to film a relaxing B-roll shot.
16:51Let's get some of Cedric's anger out with toy time.
16:54Keep away from Cedi.
16:55Keep away from Cedi.
16:56Keep away, keep away, keep away from Cedi.
16:59Cedi can't have it.
17:02Y'all, if you didn't know, my wife is the best shortstop in college history.
17:05Deck the tree, deck the tree.
17:08Yeah, let's go.
17:10Oh, he just did like a flip over.
17:11I think it's safe to say Cedric loved his toy, and he was a very proud boy taking it home.
17:16The amenity we've all been waiting for, pet massage time.
17:19Hour-long massage for $100.
17:21Experience the joy of bonding with your pet while learning basic massage techniques that
17:26will help you better understand what's going on with them.
17:28As we entered the spa, the instructor took us outside because the actual massage session
17:32would take place in one of these cabanas on the beach.
17:37Can we go in here?
17:38Yeah.
17:38All right, perfect.
17:39Come on in.
17:39Thanks.
17:39Want me to take this off?
17:40Yes.
17:41Okay.
17:41Are you afraid of him running out?
17:43No, no, no, you're good.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Guys, talk about famous last words, as you'll soon see, and it could have been very bad.
17:49Several different massage tricks that we do on people that we can do on dogs, too.
17:53Massage does the same as it does for humans, just helps get their circulation.
17:57He's really listening to the seals.
17:58Oh, I bet he is.
18:00Oh yeah, real quick, in case you didn't know, there's a lot of seals in San Diego,
18:03and while they're cute, they're also very loud.
18:07Back to the massage, Cedric was doing great, and I really think he was starting to enjoy
18:10himself.
18:10This is dangerous.
18:12I appreciated her attention to detail on Cedric's muscular shoulders,
18:15and honestly, it was making me want to get a massage myself after this.
18:18This is ringing.
18:20Ooh, that looks nice.
18:21He's liking that.
18:22His eyes are a little bit rolling.
18:23That's good.
18:25He may have been liking that, but unfortunately,
18:27it wasn't enough to suppress his savage instinct when he senses another dog.
18:30Let's see which is okay.
18:31Cedric.
18:32Hey, no, no, no, you'll be good.
18:34It's okay.
18:34To calm him down, our kind masseuse tried giving him a dog treat,
18:37but he was on a mission to be a menace.
18:40And he's in the sand.
18:41Try it.
18:45Dude.
18:45You don't want it?
18:46He just likes to take it.
18:50Oh, my.
18:51And then what you can do is...
18:56Cedric, come here.
18:57Hey, Cedric, come here.
18:58Hey, take your dog away.
18:59Cedric, come here.
19:00Here, take your dog.
19:02Yep, that's the dog Cedric saw and wanted to fight.
19:05What the heck, bro?
19:05That could have been bad.
19:06Yeah.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Should we put the leash on him just so we can figure out how that happened?
19:10Better safe than sorry.
19:11Now we know, buddy.
19:12Now we know, you little rascal.
19:14We learned the hard way.
19:15We learned the hard way, but right now, Cedric was learning the easy way
19:18with butt bumpers and thigh openers.
19:20And y'all, towards the end of the massage, this guy finally started snoozing.
19:24As little buddy rested up, Grace and I spent some quality time together
19:27with a romantic evening by the beach fireplace.
19:33And finally, we finished the night with some room service.
19:35We got Ceddy the flat iron steak from the dog menu, which he was absolutely elated about.
19:39I think it was his favorite yet.
19:40And we watched Home Alone 3, which was significantly worse than the first two.
19:48And we watched Home Alone 3, which was significantly worse than the first two.
19:54Cedric?
19:58Grace?
19:59For the grand finale, we're headed to New York City to stay at the legendary Plaza Hotel.
20:04And I brought my mom with me so we can reenact a scene from Home Alone
20:07where the second movie was actually filmed.
20:09The Plaza Hotel.
20:10Cost per night?
20:10Roughly $3,000.
20:11Yeah, I know that's crazy.
20:12Please subscribe, by the way.
20:14What are we talking about here?
20:15Oh, hey, sir.
20:16How's it going?
20:17We're here with Cedric.
20:18What's up?
20:19How are you?
20:19He's getting the pampered pup package.
20:21The pampered pup package?
20:23Yes, sir.
20:24The three P's.
20:24The three P's.
20:25The PP Plaza plaza and the pampered pup package.
20:29That's excellent.
20:30Yes.
20:30Congratulations.
20:30Thank you, sir.
20:31That guy was awesome.
20:32And this is what we're talking about, by the way.
20:33The package includes a plaza dog bathrobe,
20:36doggie treat tier filled with dog-friendly macaroons,
20:38and room comforts for the stay.
20:40Oh, and I thought this was funny.
20:41This is the email I got from the reservation team
20:43because I had to send in Cedric's exact measurements for his custom robe.
20:49You enter the hotel through 24 karat gold revolving doors.
20:52Okay, just kidding.
20:53I don't think it's real gold, but it's definitely fun.
20:55And you're met with this beautiful open room with a lot of real flowers on display.
20:59Hi.
20:59No, you're good.
21:00It's my fault.
21:01It's my fault.
21:01We're about to have a really nice lunch, I'm presuming.
21:04Yes, we got lunch in the hotel restaurant before going to the room
21:06because we were really hungry.
21:08And the first thing I noticed about this menu
21:09is that they make the price of the food size one font,
21:12so that way you can't see you're paying $40 for a turkey sandwich.
21:15I must admit, my salad was awesome though,
21:17and I really enjoyed having lunch with the best mother on earth.
21:24Oh.
21:31We gotta come back for our camera.
21:33Oh, yes.
21:33We would like the spa package.
21:37Spa package later.
21:38Right now we're doing room tour.
21:40Wait, it's actually ringing.
21:41Who is this?
21:41Oh, I forgot.
21:43Before we do this room tour, you want to race me to the end of the hallway and back?
21:46Yes.
21:46Go.
21:47What the heck?
21:49She's actually...
21:50I said speed walk, you're running.
21:51My competitive nature kicked in, but in hindsight, I probably should have let you win.
21:54Sorry, mom.
21:58It's room tour time.
21:59As you walk in, you're met with a guy to the right,
22:01and for New York City, a very spacious bedroom area with an elegant chandelier.
22:08Yep, the beds are super comfortable and you get a wall-mounted TV.
22:10Now pulling up the curtains, let's check out the view we have.
22:13Good jump, buddy.
22:15Wow.
22:16Yeah, it's not amazing.
22:17We'll see Central Park later,
22:18but here all we can really see is this building and people in cubicles working.
22:21Hello, person, I see you and you're here for a reason.
22:23You also get a desk, a nice closet,
22:25and some treats left in the room, just like in Home Alone 2.
22:27Welcome to the bathroom.
22:29Once again, for New York City, this is a huge bathroom,
22:31and whether it's real or fake, I like the gold touches on everything.
22:34That is the toilet door, and right here is the shower door.
22:38Which, guys, for New York City, this is like a mansion shower, basically.
22:42Update, when I took a shower later, I also almost burned myself.
22:45What degree?
22:46I don't know what degree I shower in.
22:48Oh, Cedric, we're gonna have matching robes.
22:50Perfect segue to check out the dog items.
22:52As you can see, Cedric gets his own dog bed and this super cute dog robe.
22:57Not sure what's in there.
22:58And some treats and a water bowl.
22:59Also, this dog bed is so comfortable, I might take a quick nap or sleep here tonight.
23:03Cedric, you can have the main bed, bud.
23:05Yeah, jokes aside, I literally almost fell asleep there.
23:08Here we have the expensive French dog macaroons.
23:10Paws, good boy.
23:12Okay, here you go.
23:18Cedric rejected the expensive treats.
23:19My mom thinks it's because they're too hard.
23:22Eventually, he did take it, but all he wanted to do was hide it somewhere in the room,
23:25and it was cracking us up.
23:31Next, we opened up his personal card, and not gonna lie, it confused me.
23:34You can pause and read this if you want.
23:35Since Cedric didn't like his treat, we ordered some room service,
23:38but unlike the other hotels, the dog menu here is literally just telling them whatever you want.
23:41So I asked for chicken and rice.
23:45Dang.
23:46Oh my god.
23:49We decided to check out the hotel some more, and look at this hallway.
23:51That's a nice hallway if I've ever seen one.
23:53And we saw the Beatles.
23:56Also, right outside the hotel is Central Park,
23:58and as a Texas boy, I don't see buildings that tall too often.
24:01Now heading back to the room, I had to buy a toy, because guys, I did it again.
24:04I forgot the toy, what can I say?
24:05But the one I bought from the hotel gift shop was actually perfect.
24:16Come here.
24:20I was proud of Cedric for learning how to play fetch,
24:22but then he started doing something weird with it.
24:23I think he's just kind of tired.
24:26Have you ever seen him play leg day with a toy?
24:28He looks like a little newborn puppy, but it's mommy.
24:32Speaking of mommies, time to end the night by ordering a special Home Alone Sunday
24:35and reunite with my mom just like Kevin did in the movie.
24:38That Home Alone Sunday, is that available to order?
24:41Yes, but this is like the biggest one we have.
24:44Oh, okay, how much is that one?
24:46That one is $350.
24:48Okay, let's do one of those.
24:50As we awaited the Home Alone ice cream and cheese pizza,
24:52we put on our matching robes to fit the scene better.
24:55All right, buddy, let's see if it fits you.
24:58Oh, that's so cute, Ced.
25:00This is so stinking cute.
25:01I don't know why Ced he gets weird when he puts on clothes though.
25:10Cedric looks over my shenanigans, but thankfully the food has arrived.
25:15Wow, that looks amazing.
25:17It certainly does.
25:17Check this out, guys.
25:18This is the $350 Home Alone Sunday.
25:26Now, please enjoy this motion picture.
25:28For bids, the actual retail price is...
25:30Mom, I'm eating junk and watching trash.
25:33You better get out here and tell me to stop it.
25:37You know what, Cedric?
25:37I kind of miss mom.
25:38Maybe I shouldn't have been so mean to them.
25:44I just want to see my mom and my family.
25:51Kevin!
25:52Mom?
25:53Kevin!
25:54Mom!
25:56Listen, I'm not crying.
25:57You're crying.
25:57No, but seriously, thanks for coming on this trip, mom.
25:59Cedric and I had a blast with you.
26:01Guys, call your mom and tell her you love her and maybe check out another video.
26:04I'm sure you'd love the one on screen right now that's being recommended,
26:06but there's only one way to find out.
26:07You gotta click it.
26:08Till next time, Lord willing, grace, love, peace, and mercy.