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00:00Jai Hind, Artira ji. Jai Hind. Jai Hind, Shekhar saab. Jai Hind. Jeetu ji, Jai Hind. Shetty
00:16saab. Lagta pehla jadu Shetty saab pe chal gaya. Itni baar kaha maine payment mat maangana.
00:24Maang li hogi, milgi hogi, nikal gayi hogi. Aur Srinidhar bhaji, kaise hain aap? Badi
00:29khushi hui aapko dekh ke. Humesh hai main toh aapka bada fan hoon, pata nahi log aapki
00:34beshti kyun karte hain. Aap soj rahe hoon ki main itni ijit kyun kar raha hoon. Naya
00:39show hai, kuch toh alag rahe hain. Squad dada, inko show ke baad Eno bila dena. Dada
00:45bhaji bhaji karo, inko gas ho jate hain. Acha, Shekhar saab, jabse maine is thane
00:51ka charge liye hain na, gunde bada darte merse. Main kyunki main unko choti moti saja
00:56nahi deta, unke haath kaar deta hoon seede. Abhi main aapko dikhaata hoon ki main kaise
01:00haath kaarta hoon ke. My God. Yeh dekhiye, yeh gajar hai. Saale vardhi pina ke kaise
01:07kaise kaam karwa rahe hain. Yeh aapko yeh nahi lage ki main jhoot bol raha hoon, yeh
01:13gajar hai. Pehle aapko main gajar kaat ke dikhaunga. Yeh dekhiye Shekhar saab. Abhi
01:21main aapko dikhaunga haath kaat ke. Kanoon ke haath ko kya kaatega? Shekhar ji, kanoon
01:36ke haath ko kaise kaat sakta hai? Kanoon ke haath to itne lambe hote hain na. Kitna
01:39bhi kaat lo, saale kaatte nahi. Yeh jo kuchhi nahi. Mere pitaji ke haath itne lambe the,
01:43ki sadak ke uspaar khade aadmi ki chatti khich lete the. Sochcho jo ispaar khade rehte
01:49toh unka kya haal hota tha. Battameez, tumhe padha nahi hai? Thane mein ghoda laana allowed
02:03nahi hai? Gadha allowed hai, ghoda allowed nahi hai. Kaun hai tu? Battameez act shuru
02:11hua nahi, disturb karne aagi. Kaun hai tu? Abe itni common sense bhi nahi hai. Costume
02:16dekh ke samayn nahi aa raha hai mai kaun hu? Costume ka kya hai? Main khud kahi baad
02:19ladies sangeet mein saadi pehend ke dance karke hain. Usse kya hota hai? Excuse me?
02:24Daakoo hain hum, daakoo. Daakoo ho tum hain? Daakoo ko kya saboot hai? Dekho jaise main
02:29police walo mere paas saboot hai. Jaise mere paas mera I-card hai. Theek hai? Oye! Dekho
02:35yeh daakoo log ghoda pe kyu jaas ho? Nano car kyu nahi le? Laakh rupe ki aa jaati haaj
02:41Yaar nano ke liye budget nahi hai yaar, paise nahi hai. Paise toh aise keh rahi hai jaise
02:46ghoda sach mein kharid hai, moonse tukd tukd karke aa rahi hai. Ek minute, main hu daakoo
02:56champa. Oye, oye, oye, oye, oye, oye, oye, oye, kitni pyari daakoo tu. Meri baat sun,
03:05kisi bank mein jaa ke daakaa maar, tere ko mahine ke andar andar manager na na bana
03:09diya. Toh bank badal dena phir. Bakwaas ban kar, chal haath utha. Haath? Haath main
03:15aaj tak kabhi Anita pe nahi uthaya, tum toh phir bhi itni khubsurat ho. Nahi, waise
03:19khub script mein likha hai, bolna badta hai, pyari toh tum bhi utni lagti hai mujhe.
03:23Saali do ladkiye kathi aaye, manage karna mushkil ho jata hai. Oye, oye, saale, na
03:28zyada ladkiyaan dekh ke flirt karne ki zyurat nahi hai, tere paas joke usse nikaal
03:33Madam, aap late ho gayi. Toh kitniyaan thi, doctor ne nikaal li.
03:38Kitniyaan doctor ne nikaal li? Aabe toh jinda kaise hai tu?
03:41Meri nahi, Surinder ki.
03:44Aare toh woh jinda kaise hai yaar?
03:47Daily soap ki aurat, jab taaliyan bajri ho na, tab nahi line bolte.
03:53Aare woh jinda kaise hai?
03:56Usse kitni ka kya zaroor hai, tabla toh usne haath se bajana hai.
04:02Ek kaam kar, apni bandook nikaal ke de, chal.
04:05Bandook, madam? Yeh nakli wali hai. Aap kahl aati toh deh deta, kahl gunda chheen ke le gaya hai meri bandook.
04:11Yaar, tu police wala hai, tere se koi bandook chheen ke le gaya?
04:13Madam, gunde mobile yon se kaun muh lage, main achhe ghar ka bacha hoon.
04:17Main kahl se phone pe phone karna hoon, saala utha hi nahi raha hai.
04:20Saali, tere paas unkar number kahaan se aaya hai?
04:21Mera hi toh phone leke gaye hai, nokia chat so, kaale rang ka tha.
04:26Yeh police wala hai.
04:29Mainne usme sim bhi dala tha, Onida ka.
04:32Onida ka sim?
04:33Tha toh Vodafone ka, lekin ab sponsor nahi kham kha, kyun promote karein saalu ko?
04:40Yeh goliyan hai mere paas, madam.
04:42Abey, goliyan, goliyan, bandook se alag kyu rakhi hai?
04:45Madam, naya show hai, kuch toh alag karein.
04:48Mainne socha, goliyan alag kar letein.
04:49Madam, isse goliyan ko fayada bata kya hai?
04:51Main gundo ko utha utha ke yun maarta hoon.
04:54Kal maine gunde ko utha ke goliyan, prack se maari.
04:56Shilpa Shetty jaisa hoon, toh Sunil Shetty jaisa ho gaya uska.
04:58Abey, main daakoo bhat ho gaya, daakoo aag nahi hoon main.
05:02Main hoon inspector Chandramukhi Chautala.
05:05Doubt toh mujhe pehle se hi tha.
05:07Tu daakoo hoi nahi sakti.
05:08Tere jaisi daakoo, log toh pehle se paise daal ke lootne aajen tere paas.
05:12Ki, madam, aaj 50 rupee, 25 rupee loot lo.
05:15Mainne suna hai yaar, bade ghatiya ghatiya comedy act ho gaye hain yaar.
05:18Madam, lagta hai, Rajeev Thakur ka act dekh ke hi aag gayi hain.
05:23Pura show dekhe, toh pata jahna hai.
05:25Pura show dekhe, toh pata jahna hai aapko.
05:27Aisa hai, constable kahan hai tere, bata mujhe.
05:29Madam, constable toh mainne bhej diye bahar.
05:31Kyon?
05:32Mujhe pata chalke tha, aap aane wale nahi tha.
05:34Tehne kaise pata, ki main aa rahi hoon aaj yaan.
05:37Itni wrestle ki pata nahi hoga.
05:43Madam, pehli baat dhaane mein aayi.
05:44Kuchh mgaun aapke liye, khaane ke liye?
05:45Na.
05:46Kuchh toh kha lo, madam.
05:47Yeh toh kha lo.
05:49Yeh nijhi hai.
05:51Pehli bata, kuchh mgaun aayi.
05:52Yeh toh kha lo.
05:53Yeh nijhi hai.
05:54Pehli bata rahi thi, khamakha kidney se nikalna pada mujhe.
05:57Ek minute, ek minute.
05:59Yeh same cheez jo hai na, usne kari thi yahan.
06:01Rajiv Thakur naam ke ek launde ne.
06:03Arre nahi, madam.
06:04Wo different thi.
06:05Uska namak wala tha.
06:06Mera meetha kaagre dekho.
06:10Dekhi, madam.
06:12Aap pehli baat dhaane mein aayi hai.
06:14Main sooch raha hoon, aapki shadi hogi?
06:15Na.
06:16Nahi hogi hai?
06:17Toh phir aap aisa karein, mere saath shadi kar lein.
06:20Mare chote chote constable honge.
06:21Aayi hoke head constable banenge.
06:25Mazaak ke mood mein nahi hoon main.
06:28Toh kya massage ke mood mein ho?
06:32Mujhe sala samajh mein nahi aata.
06:34Meri jo bhi partner banti, mazaak ke mood.
06:36Jab paise mazaak ke milte, toh kyun nahi mazaak ke mood mein?
06:42Bas.
06:43Aisa hai, bahot der ho gayi.
06:44Main aaj is kaam ke liye aayi hoon, wo kaam karungi.
06:46Main des ki seva karne aayi hoon main.
06:49Desh ki ghutno mein dard ho raha hai, desh ki kya seva karne hai?
06:53Bahot tehne gandh macha liya hai.
06:55Yeh taari posting kahin aur, nikal yahan se, chal.
06:58Main toh waise bhi kal Vaishno Devi jaa rahe hoon.
06:59Ko aakhrot aap aakhrot magane, toh bataao.
07:02Aakhrot lene aayi hoon main, aakhrot.
07:04Number le le.
07:06Number toh waise bhi tumhe mil jayenge.
07:07Darling, dekho aisa sexy kanoon dekha kabhi Shekhar ji?