Middle Class Love 2022 Hindi Movie
Middle Class Love 2022
Middle Class Love 2022 Movie
Entertainment world
Middle Class Love 2022
Middle Class Love 2022 Movie
Entertainment world
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00:00:00Every successful man has a woman behind him, and every middle-class man has a son on his
00:00:28shoulders, who he gives such cheap tips every day. That's why middle-class kids like us
00:00:33never become cool in life. Just like the heroines of old movies, dad's favorite word is
00:00:38BACHAO.
00:00:58Kishanchand. Jaisa naam waisa crowd. Boring. Downmarket. Kishanchand khachar bulaate
00:01:27hain. Middle-class maabab ki ummeedon ka boja uthane wale khachar, jine virasat mein
00:01:33mili hai ek khatarnak bimari. Middle-class yo sis. Aur bhai iske symptoms na hum sab
00:01:37ne dekhe hain.
00:01:40Pehle aaye, pehle aaye. Abhi ka niyam hain. College hai, late. Toh rukh chalna.
00:01:43Haan, toh mera bhi... Chal, chal, chal. Nikal.
00:01:45Meru bhi 100 kaaf hain. Mummy!
00:01:46Arre humke school mein hai kya? Mummy, mummy kar rahe hoon.
00:01:50Arre mummy, tut pehle lag chuka yaar.
00:01:52Yeh koi tarika nahi hota yaar.
00:01:56Mummy, pehle aaye toh kya? Potty bhi pehle karega?
00:01:59Arre bhabhi ji, toh 100 rupee hi hain. 12 rupee aur?
00:02:01Arre bante toh 90 the, tabhi maine tarko 100 rupee de diye.
00:02:03Achha, 10 rupee de do. 10 rupee.
00:02:05Nahi nahi mere paas. Achha, 5 rupee. Jal, last. Jal, jal, 5 rupee.
00:02:08Bhabhi ji, kya... Dhaniya birchi le na.
00:02:12Rukh, rukh. 40.
00:02:13Kya 40, baba? 40.
00:02:15Kuch aa... Kya ho gaya? Kuch nahi beta. Yeh le beta, 40.
00:02:18Baba, ghar abhi 2 gali aage. Beta, pyaar mein thoda cramp aage. Aaja chal.
00:02:21Toh main, main, saman leke chale jao?
00:02:23Pagal hai kya? Thoda pedal chalnega, thodi body ban jayegi.
00:02:26Aur kya exercise ho jayegi?
00:02:28Sala, dhaave ke 20 rupee ke aloo ke pakode, 5 star pauchte hi, rupees 369 ki potato croquettes ban jaate hain.
00:02:35Hi.
00:02:36Whole banne ke liye na, apni duniya badlani badti hai.
00:02:38Tu khachchar nahi ban sakta, Yodi. Tu ghoda hai. Race ka mehenga ghoda.
00:02:43Lek, gadha hai tu. Main gadhi ka dost, Yatichu.
00:02:47Also, FYI, Oakwood mein gadho ko admission nahi milta.
00:02:51Shit! Nahi hua?
00:02:52Hua na mere bhai. Waiting list mein.
00:02:55Main 6th, tu 7th.
00:02:57Teri cool banne ki chul chod, chup chaap chal Kishanchand.
00:03:01Anna woh bhi jayega haath se.
00:03:04Abe yaar, mera cool banne ka aur tera rapper banne ka jo dream hai na, uska the end ho jana hai Kishanchand mein.
00:03:14Cool banne ke liye na, apni duniya badlani badti hai.
00:03:16Bhai, tujhe jo sahi lagi tu kar le. Main toh apni life kahi bhi set kar sakta hoon.
00:03:21Samajhta nahi hai yaar.
00:03:23Namaste uncle.
00:03:24Namaste.
00:03:26Bashir, kitni baar kahe hai, dhande ke time pe kave ka gosa dhakke rakha kar.
00:03:30Sorry papa.
00:03:31Haan, kitni baar kahe hai uncle ne, ki choti deke mat guma kar.
00:03:34Uncle sunta hi nahi hai. Tu na uncle jaise haircut kara le.
00:03:37Tu apne kaam se kaam rak.
00:03:38Okay uncle.
00:03:39Tu 5 number ke table pe paani ki bottle rak.
00:03:42Apni marsi se tu baal set nahi kar sakta.
00:03:44Life kya ghanta set karega?
00:03:46Aur tu confident hai kyunki tere paas backup hai.
00:03:48Rapper nahi banega toh halwai ban jayega.
00:03:50Abhi meri nahi, meri papa ki dukaan hai.
00:03:54Main toh kitna hi dilenge uncle?
00:03:55Abhi, kuch bhi bolta hai yaar.
00:04:01Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:02Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:03Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:04Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:05Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:06Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:07Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:08Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:10Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:11Sachin Tendulkar ke papa kya karte the pata hai?
00:04:13Point kya hai?
00:04:14Point yeh hai ki mujhe bhi nahi pata.
00:04:16Par agar Sachin ne wohi kiya hota jo uske papa nahi kiya,
00:04:19toh kya hum ek God of Cricket milta?
00:04:21Mujhe apna kuch karna hai yaar.
00:04:23Point taken.
00:04:25My turn.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:28Sachin Sachin tab bana,
00:04:30jab usne Lords me chhakke laga hai.
00:04:33Agar wo gali me cricket khelta rehta,
00:04:35toh kya wo God of Cricket banta?
00:04:38Oakwood apna Lords hai.
00:04:40Toh apna kar.
00:04:42Par waha kar jahaan uske value ho gayi.
00:04:45Point toh yeh bhi hai ki,
00:04:46aaj tak Oakwood me koi cancellation nahi hua.
00:04:49Don't worry.
00:04:52Iss saal Oakwood me hum teeno humein.
00:04:54Teeno?
00:04:55Tu, main aur cancellation.
00:04:57Hi, Mr. Abbas Panchal.
00:04:59Yeah, this is an information about your fees.
00:05:01Is this Himal Khanna?
00:05:02Shlok Sena?
00:05:03Hamari fees bhanne ki date postponed ho gayi hai.
00:05:05Shaina Nilkan?
00:05:06Woh hamara server down tha isliye,
00:05:08website par update nahi hua.
00:05:09Purva Chandi.
00:05:10Mande ki jegah aapko Thursday aana hai.
00:05:12Alright, I'll see you in Oakwood, hi.
00:05:15Maybe not.
00:05:17Bhai, itni aasani se bebgoob bana diya.
00:05:20Hum kaun hoti banane wale?
00:05:22Banane wale toh wo hai.
00:05:27Papa, itni bhi badi baat nahi hai.
00:05:28Bataao, kitni badi baat hai?
00:05:29Main do ghante se admin office ke bhaar beta hoon,
00:05:32aur yeh bhai sahab...
00:05:33Zara dheevay puriye, bachche padh rahe hain.
00:05:35Arre woh bachche toh padh nahi hai,
00:05:36apne bachche ki soch.
00:05:37Adi, ista bohra na?
00:05:39Come back.
00:05:40Yeh bohra pe main,
00:05:41railway station pe chod ke chala jaayega,
00:05:42soba ke chaar baje.
00:05:43Chaar baje kaun uthega?
00:05:44Chaar bola, chaar baje,
00:05:46tera baap bhi uthega beta, hath.
00:05:49Ek baat bata,
00:05:50yeh Oakwood ka farm bharne ke liye,
00:05:52tere pe paise kaha se aaye?
00:05:55Oh,
00:05:57mata shree, pranam.
00:05:59Main,
00:06:00200 rupee bachhane ke liye,
00:06:026 mahine se,
00:06:03yeh toota,
00:06:04mera chashma kaha?
00:06:05Haan,
00:06:06toota, toota hua chashma pehne ghoom raha hoon,
00:06:08aur tune ise 2000 rupee de diye?
00:06:10Kitni baar bolunga,
00:06:11ke jitni chadar ho,
00:06:12utne pyaar pasaro.
00:06:13Yaar papa,
00:06:14maine bhi toh kitni baar kaha,
00:06:15ek sahi chadar badhi le lo na.
00:06:16Baat toh bhaiya sahi hai.
00:06:17Beta,
00:06:18badi chappar leta hoon na,
00:06:19tere liye main.
00:06:20Paise detunga ek minute.
00:06:22Yeh,
00:06:23mujhe paise dega.
00:06:24Main detunga tere liye.
00:06:25Yeh toh shayad,
00:06:26toh bobs karunga main.
00:06:28Nice.
00:06:29Thank you.
00:06:30Thank you.
00:06:31Thank you.
00:06:33Are chappal se darr nahi lagta,
00:06:34Sharma ji.
00:06:35Aapki thinking se lagta hai.
00:06:38Railway station?
00:06:40Kamse kam airport toh soch lete.
00:06:43Dekho Ganesh ji,
00:06:44agar is bimaari se mujhe koi bacha sakta hai,
00:06:47toh wo hai UD Sharma khud.
00:06:49Lekin of course,
00:06:50aapki aashirwaad se.
00:06:52Toh tereko total fruit weight nikalna hai na.
00:06:54Yeah, dude.
00:06:57Yeh sab karta raha na,
00:06:58toh Kishan Chand mein admission tu bhool ja.
00:07:00Ek minute,
00:07:01Kishan Chand mein agar admission ho bhi jayega,
00:07:03toh khachari toh banega,
00:07:04bakya ke jaisa.
00:07:06Yeh giyo toh kam kar de.
00:07:07Aap kar lo main yaar.
00:07:08Haan, haan,
00:07:09teri toh VIP entry ho rahi hai na.
00:07:10Dhol bhangwa lo tere liye,
00:07:11UQP entry hone wali hai.
00:07:12Hello.
00:07:13Acha agar ho gayi toh,
00:07:14tera admission ho jata na,
00:07:15toh is table pe yaha pe,
00:07:16in sab ke meech mein murga ban ho.
00:07:18Aur tu,
00:07:19mera photo nikal liye ho,
00:07:20aur pixagram pe daal diye.
00:07:21Arre Guddu,
00:07:23Guddu,
00:07:24UT ke admission ho gaya,
00:07:25Hockwood mein.
00:07:29Hashtag,
00:07:30khachar bana murga.
00:07:34UT ke admission ho gaya,
00:07:35Hockwood mein.
00:07:42Kya ho gaya bhai?
00:07:43Koi lottery lag gaye kya?
00:07:44Arre UT ke admission ho gaya na,
00:07:45Hockwood mein.
00:07:46Abhi phone aaya tha.
00:07:47Kya baat hai?
00:07:49Arre beta kiska hai?
00:07:51Monday ko fees bharni hai,
00:07:531.5 lakh rupai.
00:07:541.5 lakh rupai?
00:07:56Papa,
00:07:57Masuri ka nahi,
00:07:58India ka best college hai yeh.
00:07:59Tati birle ke bachche waha padhne aate hai na.
00:08:01Aur pata hai,
00:08:02yaha se nikalke na,
00:08:03achievers bante log.
00:08:04Haan, haan, haan.
00:08:05Theek hai, theek hai.
00:08:06Shaab ko baat karte hain.
00:08:07Papa, please.
00:08:08Sir,
00:08:09DP badlo gaye toh,
00:08:10pixagram pe daal dunga.
00:08:11Padle.
00:08:13Budget se thoda sa bahar hai,
00:08:14lekin ho jayega.
00:08:16Main aur tum milke kar lingi,
00:08:17kya bolte ho?
00:08:18Mere tiffin ke paise toh,
00:08:19aapne aaj tak chohe nahi hai.
00:08:21Jo kitton padhe hain,
00:08:22bank mein.
00:08:23Toh uski padhai mein,
00:08:24kaam aayenge na.
00:08:25Papa, bohot joor se potty aayi hai,
00:08:26main 10 minute mein aankhe,
00:08:27pyaar dabaata hoon.
00:08:28Lockwood mein jaana hai toh,
00:08:29potty rokh le.
00:08:30Ruk gayi papa.
00:08:31Dekha, ruk gayi ki potty.
00:08:32Matlab,
00:08:33control ho jayega,
00:08:34manage ho jayega.
00:08:35Haan beta.
00:08:36Kya kahe rahe the Hockwood ke baad mein?
00:08:38Beta dekh,
00:08:39humne toh,
00:08:40Plampost ke neeche padh ke,
00:08:41apna B.A. pass kar liya.
00:08:43Lekin,
00:08:44tum log ko haq hai,
00:08:46hum se bada,
00:08:47aur betar sochne ka.
00:08:49Hain na?
00:08:50Toh,
00:08:51main aur teri mummy,
00:08:52milke kar lingi.
00:08:54Balke hum sab milke,
00:08:56un taate villon ki,
00:08:57chutti kar mein hai.
00:09:03Aisa papa,
00:09:05wo awkward nahi,
00:09:06awkward hota hai.
00:09:08Kotte,
00:09:09ek baad ka dhyaan rakhna,
00:09:11maan laga ke padhna beta.
00:09:13Papa,
00:09:14bohot maan laga ke padhunga.
00:09:15Ab dekho,
00:09:18awkward ka raja.
00:09:26Awkward high.
00:09:28Vibes bro.
00:09:29What dude?
00:09:30Jaisa naam,
00:09:31waisa crowd,
00:09:32waisa mahal.
00:09:34Yaar,
00:09:35mera bas chale to,
00:09:36iska naam rakh lo.
00:09:38Awkward high.
00:09:42Yaha ki har eet se leke,
00:09:43hawa ki har cheet tak,
00:09:44sab pe likha hai,
00:09:46cool.
00:09:48Aakhir,
00:09:49Sachin Lords,
00:09:50bhoj gaya.
00:09:54Don't worry papa,
00:09:55main sirf maan laga ke nahi,
00:09:56tan,
00:09:57maan,
00:09:58dhan,
00:09:59sab laga ke padhunga.
00:10:00Aur full marks leke aunga,
00:10:01papa,
00:10:02apne favourite subject mein.
00:10:04Saisha Oberoi,
00:10:05Masoori ki sabse popular ladki,
00:10:07sabse beautiful,
00:10:08sabse stylish.
00:10:09Jiske aate hi saare,
00:10:10hypnotise ho jaate hain.
00:10:12Coolness ki brand ambassador.
00:10:14Basically,
00:10:15jo life mujhe chahiye,
00:10:16uska VIP ticket hai yeh boss.
00:10:18Hey guys!
00:10:19Good morning!
00:10:20We're at the Fusion Salon today,
00:10:21and we're all getting new hair roots.
00:10:23Let's take a vote,
00:10:24what shall I do?
00:10:25Straight.
00:10:26Aur curly.
00:10:28Okay.
00:10:36Hi!
00:10:49Every time I see you baby,
00:10:51dil kehata kuch kardu crazy,
00:10:52ishq hai ya pagalpan ki bimari.
00:10:58Baaki saare pande jhoot,
00:10:59life mein chahiye three things root,
00:11:01music, booze aur yaara teri yaari.
00:11:04Mera jiya,
00:11:05bole hai love you piya,
00:11:07bole hai yeh kya kiya,
00:11:09na lage jiya,
00:11:10hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:11:12Oh jiya,
00:11:13mera jiya,
00:11:14bole hai love you piya,
00:11:16na lage jiya,
00:11:17hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:11:33Sapno ke darwaze pe,
00:11:34set hai kap se meri eyes,
00:11:36sapno mein tu hi tu hai baby,
00:11:38do you realize,
00:11:39maine kiya hai apna future,
00:11:41aisa visualize,
00:11:42tu bhi sunegi toh,
00:11:43karti rahegi fantasize.
00:11:45Every time I see you baby,
00:11:47dil kehata kuch kardu crazy,
00:11:49ishq hai ya pagalpan ki bimari.
00:11:52Baaki saare pande jhoot,
00:11:54life mein chahiye three things root,
00:11:56music, booze aur yaara teri yaari.
00:11:58Mera jiya,
00:11:59bole hai love you piya,
00:12:01baaki saare pande jhoot,
00:12:02life mein chahiye three things root,
00:12:04music, booze aur yaara teri yaari.
00:12:07Mera jiya,
00:12:08bole hai love you piya,
00:12:10bole hai yeh kya kiya,
00:12:12na lage jiya,
00:12:13hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:12:22Tera har video viral,
00:12:23har story pe tera rule,
00:12:25DM karke bata de mujhko,
00:12:27how to be so cool.
00:12:29Aaj main tere peeche,
00:12:30tu mujhko satayegi,
00:12:32one day I promise,
00:12:33tu hi follow karne aayegi.
00:12:35Every time I see you baby,
00:12:37dil kehata kuch kardu crazy,
00:12:39ishq hai ya pagalpan ki bimari.
00:12:42Baaki saare pande jhoot,
00:12:44life mein chahiye three things root,
00:12:46music, booze aur yaara teri yaari.
00:12:49Mera jiya,
00:12:50bole hai love you piya,
00:12:52bole hai yeh kya kiya,
00:12:54na lage jiya,
00:12:55hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:12:57Jiya mera jiya,
00:12:59bole hai love you piya,
00:13:01na lage jiya,
00:13:02hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:13:27She just got a text,
00:13:28for class meeting.
00:13:29Yeah, she's just coming in 10 minutes.
00:13:30Hey, watch it bro.
00:13:31Are you freaking blind?
00:13:33Unfortunately,
00:13:35I am.
00:13:36Oh my god,
00:13:37so sorry.
00:13:38It's okay,
00:13:39I am sorry.
00:13:40Nahi, tum kyu sorry bol rahe ho?
00:13:41Mujhe dekhna chahiye tha.
00:13:43Aadat se ho gayi hai.
00:13:44Aaj kal toh kahin bhi jaata ho,
00:13:45apna intro bhi aise hi deta ho.
00:13:46Hi, I'm sorry,
00:13:47nice to meet you.
00:13:49Arre waah yaar,
00:13:50tum toh funny ho yaar.
00:13:51Kyu, andhi log funny nahi ho sakte hai?
00:13:53No, no, no.
00:13:54Not that, I'm...
00:13:55That's not what he meant.
00:13:56I'm just kidding.
00:13:57Oh my god.
00:13:59Please don't mind.
00:14:00My sense of humour is a little...
00:14:02dark.
00:14:05Anyway,
00:14:06yeh admin office kaha pe hai?
00:14:07Tum yaha se seedhe right jao,
00:14:08tumhe aage dekh jayega.
00:14:09Kaise dekhega?
00:14:11Nahi dekhega na?
00:14:12No, no, no.
00:14:13Sorry yaar,
00:14:14I'm genuinely sorry.
00:14:16Not again.
00:14:17I'm kidding.
00:14:18Oh my god.
00:14:19I see.
00:14:21I don't.
00:14:27Wow.
00:14:30Tumhari smile bahut khubsurat hai.
00:14:32Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:34Yeh tumhe kaise pata?
00:14:35Same class mein hone wale hai,
00:14:37toh vibe aa jaati hai.
00:14:40Sixth sense.
00:14:42Tum Yatichu ho?
00:14:43No, I'm Alex.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45Hi, I'm UD.
00:14:46Aur tum?
00:14:47I'm Saisha.
00:14:48Just a sec.
00:14:49Hi Saisha.
00:14:50Wow.
00:14:51Tumhari grip toh kaafi mazboot hai.
00:14:53Aur body bhi achi banayi hai tumne.
00:14:55UD!
00:14:56Scooter se chaavi kaun tera baap nikalega?
00:15:02Sixth sense.
00:15:04Are you freaking kidding me?
00:15:06Kabse toh bol raha hoon,
00:15:07I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:15:09In fact, main jahaan bhi jaata hoon na,
00:15:10aaj kal yeh hi bolta hoon.
00:15:11Hi, I'm kidding.
00:15:12Shut up.
00:15:13You really thought this is gonna work on Saisha, bro?
00:15:17So cheap and cheesy, dude.
00:15:22Yeh kahan jaa rahe hain?
00:15:23Pagal ho gaya kya?
00:15:24Pagal ho gaya kya?
00:15:25Pagal ho gaya kya?
00:15:27Tu andar hai.
00:15:28Kyun?
00:15:29Tu tujhe dikha nahi ki main andha hoon, gade.
00:15:30Abey, UD is a chit technique.
00:15:31Abey, UD is a chit technique.
00:15:32Jati churt?
00:15:33Yeh Saisha Oberoi se chep hoke tu
00:15:34tu cool ban jaayega.
00:15:35Yeh Saisha Oberoi se chep hoke tu
00:15:36cool ban jaayega.
00:15:37Mere bro, tu samajh nahi raha hai.
00:15:38Jis khatarnak bimaari se hum guzar rahe na,
00:15:39Aan, middle classiosis.
00:15:40Correct.
00:15:41Wo ladki uska chalta phirta
00:15:42vaccination hai.
00:15:43Don't worry, bro.
00:15:44You got Saisha Oberoi's boyfriend, right?
00:15:46You came on her Instagram and entered her circle, right?
00:15:48After that, your brother is the coolest guy in Om Masuri.
00:15:53Life is from here to here.
00:15:56Don't you want to play cricket in a lodge?
00:16:00You play.
00:16:02Our game is different.
00:16:04The day is over.
00:16:05Saishu, it's evening.
00:16:07Saishu, let me go.
00:16:09I have to go to the bathroom.
00:16:11Then go.
00:16:14Nice, nice, nice.
00:16:19Hey, what's up?
00:16:21Hi.
00:16:22I know, right?
00:16:23That's it.
00:16:38Is that Ash?
00:16:41What a guy!
00:16:45Just ignore her.
00:16:46Please, Aisha.
00:16:49Guys, I'll just be back.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:55Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll do it.
00:16:57Are you mad?
00:17:03Hi.
00:17:04Actually, my mom told me to sit on the right on the first day of college.
00:17:07According to Vastu.
00:17:09Otherwise, I'll fail.
00:17:10Okay, so I'll fail.
00:17:11Why will you fail?
00:17:12I'll teach you properly.
00:17:13High five.
00:17:14Thanks.
00:17:37Hey, Sai.
00:17:43What?
00:17:52Actually, my mom told me to sit on the right on the first day of college.
00:17:54I got confused.
00:17:55Listen, I'm not interested.
00:17:56Huh?
00:17:57I know what you're trying to do.
00:17:58Behave yourself.
00:18:00Hey, I don't try on woodpeckers.
00:18:02Why don't I try on poison before I try on you?
00:18:04Should I bring it?
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:06Two samosas with chutney and Pepsi.
00:18:07Get lost.
00:18:08Asshole.
00:18:09You're an asshole.
00:18:10Get lost.
00:18:14Did you just take my picture?
00:18:15You're in my picture.
00:18:16Delete it right now.
00:18:17Who are you giving the picture to?
00:18:18I'm your father's servant.
00:18:19How dare you take my picture?
00:18:20Like this.
00:18:22Don't.
00:18:23My phone.
00:18:24Are you mad?
00:18:25How can I take your picture?
00:18:26My phone.
00:18:28My phone.
00:18:30Good morning, everyone.
00:18:33I said, good morning.
00:18:36That's nice.
00:18:37I really hope you all are having a nice day today.
00:18:41Hello.
00:18:42Hello.
00:18:43Excuse me.
00:18:45You broke my phone.
00:18:47Look, I'm talking to you politely.
00:18:49You broke my phone.
00:18:50Now give me Rs. 500 on the screen.
00:18:51Your phone isn't worth Rs. 500.
00:18:53I won't give you a single rupee.
00:18:54Oh, attitude.
00:18:55Hello.
00:18:56Hey, parrot fairy.
00:18:58I'm talking to you.
00:18:59Hariharan.
00:19:00If you weren't a girl,
00:19:01I would've punched you and broken your teeth.
00:19:03Excuse me.
00:19:06Give me my money.
00:19:07Look.
00:19:08Give me my money back
00:19:09or I'll complain to the police.
00:19:10You don't know who my father is.
00:19:12He has to sit with the commissioner.
00:19:14I'll get him arrested.
00:19:15I'm telling you.
00:19:17Hey, parrot fairy.
00:19:18Stop.
00:19:19I'm talking to you.
00:19:20No matter how much you act innocent,
00:19:21I'll get the money.
00:19:22That was my new phone.
00:19:24I'm talking to you.
00:19:26Excuse me.
00:19:29What are you looking at?
00:19:30I'm talking to you.
00:19:37You broke my phone.
00:19:39That's a lie.
00:19:40You will pay for this.
00:19:41Why will I pay for this?
00:19:42You will pay for this.
00:19:43Om Namah Shivaya.
00:19:44Do you do lab?
00:19:45I do slap.
00:19:47Look, brothers.
00:19:48Those who troll others,
00:19:50what happens to them?
00:19:51They create their own memes.
00:19:52Just get lost.
00:19:53Come on, it's your bad day.
00:19:54I'll deal with you tomorrow.
00:19:55Five divisions in our college
00:19:56and out of all of the five,
00:19:57Ash had to be in my class.
00:20:00Your Sicilian pizza, ma'am.
00:20:01Thank you.
00:20:02Gluten free.
00:20:05First photo.
00:20:06Hey, yes.
00:20:09Hmm.
00:20:12Will you check this out?
00:20:13Ooh.
00:20:15What is wrong with this idiot?
00:20:17The blind guy.
00:20:19Bro, she'll delete your comment.
00:20:21Leave it.
00:20:22She's way out of your league.
00:20:23Okay.
00:20:25Son, my dad is a bank manager.
00:20:26And your dad is a confectioner.
00:20:27So?
00:20:28So there must be something
00:20:29going on in our league.
00:20:31And even if we meet,
00:20:32what will happen?
00:20:33First a Chow meme,
00:20:34then a movie, then a marriage.
00:20:35Then we'll have a small UD.
00:20:37Then I'll get a Choti Bindi girl
00:20:38and she'll get a Salwar Kameez girl.
00:20:39Then there'll be one more Khachar.
00:20:41I'll curse my parents.
00:20:42My son will curse me.
00:20:43His son will curse him.
00:20:44His son will curse him.
00:20:45His son will curse him.
00:20:46So we'll have to break this circle.
00:20:47That's right.
00:20:48From a scooter to Maruti,
00:20:49Maruti to Mercedes,
00:20:50it's a middle class struggle.
00:20:51Break the circle.
00:20:52But there's no shortcut in that.
00:20:54Babaji,
00:20:55there are shortcuts
00:20:56so that you can reach your goal fast.
00:20:58And the view from the balcony
00:20:59of a tall house is divine.
00:21:00Look, son.
00:21:01Look, bro,
00:21:02that's Saisha's balcony.
00:21:03You just watch.
00:21:04Saisha herself will give me
00:21:05her blessing.
00:21:06Saisha herself will call me
00:21:07to her balcony.
00:21:09What do you say,
00:21:10Masoori's Gully Boy?
00:21:12Bitter sugar.
00:21:13Bitter sweets,
00:21:14my brother.
00:21:15Your two favourite people
00:21:16in your class.
00:21:17A for Ash
00:21:18and B for that blind guy.
00:21:19Ew.
00:21:20Come on,
00:21:21tell me something.
00:21:22It's been a long time
00:21:23since I heard you rap.
00:21:24Not now.
00:21:25Later.
00:21:26Stop it.
00:21:27I'll slap you.
00:21:28Come on, tell me.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:34What's up?
00:21:36What's up?
00:21:37What's up?
00:21:38What's up?
00:21:39What's up?
00:21:40What's up?
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00:22:00What's up?
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00:22:03What's up?
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00:22:11What's up?
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00:22:21What's up?
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00:22:24What's up?
00:22:25What's up?
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00:22:27What's up?
00:22:28What's up?
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00:22:30What's up?
00:22:31What's up?
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00:22:33What's up?
00:22:34What's up?
00:22:35What's up?
00:22:36What's up?
00:22:37What's up, bro?
00:22:38What YouTube?
00:22:39I've written this for us both.
00:22:40We'll talk about it when we get ready.
00:22:41Shut up, idiot.
00:22:42How do you get the same one-liners every time?
00:22:44You have come to get closer, so get close.
00:22:47What is home to you?
00:22:48Wrap on a grand stage.
00:22:49And what's home to me?
00:22:50Pretend to be Saisha Oberoi during the concert.
00:22:53We'll get close.
00:22:56Sullivan!
00:22:58It is true, definitely a thousand likes!
00:22:59Good morning Saisha!
00:23:01Lifted your body up.
00:23:02So, Baba was right, right? Yoga will be like this only.
00:23:06Digestion.
00:23:08You had pizza yesterday, I had Chole Bhature.
00:23:18Listen, I have a fantastic proposal for you.
00:23:22I will get you a boyfriend.
00:23:25Wow!
00:23:26Life will be set. We will have fun.
00:23:28We are a perfect fit.
00:23:29Really?
00:23:30You have pizza, I have Chole Bhature.
00:23:32You have pasta, I have Paneer. You are hot, I am cool.
00:23:34We will be the best couple.
00:23:39Desi boys and classy girls are always a super hit.
00:23:42Look at Ranveer and Deepika.
00:23:44Yuvraj and Hizal. Beauty and Saisha.
00:23:46I am telling you, you won't get a guy like me.
00:23:49I can do anything for you, Saisha. Anything.
00:23:52On top of that, I look like Kumar Gaurav to mom.
00:23:54And I dance like Hrithik Roshan.
00:23:56And the song?
00:23:57I am Masoori's Justin Bieber.
00:23:59You have seen my sense of humor.
00:24:01Look at my confidence.
00:24:03Even after the joke flopped yesterday, I came to make you my girlfriend today.
00:24:06Oh shit!
00:24:07Really?
00:24:08It's not difficult to get a boyfriend like me.
00:24:11It's impossible.
00:24:12What do you think about this offer?
00:24:14You are going to pay for this.
00:24:17How much?
00:24:24Shoot! Shoot!
00:24:25Shoot! Shoot!
00:24:27Oh shit!
00:24:29Shitty!
00:24:31That girl is totally off.
00:24:33She has gone mad.
00:24:35She is jealous of expensive things.
00:24:37She breaks my phone and makes me throw your car.
00:24:39Hug what?
00:24:41Hug whatty?
00:24:43Potty? You know potty?
00:24:45You can do anything for me, right?
00:24:48Of course.
00:24:50Are you sure?
00:24:52You can't back out.
00:24:53I can't back out.
00:24:55You want to be my boyfriend, right?
00:24:57What?
00:24:59You want to be my boyfriend, right?
00:25:01It's a yes, not a no.
00:25:03Alright. Done.
00:25:05Done?
00:25:07Should I update the status?
00:25:09Patience, my friend.
00:25:11If I want to make you my girlfriend, I will have to date Ash first.
00:25:14What? He is crazy.
00:25:16Even if his profile is the last one on the tender, I won't right swipe.
00:25:19He will have to date.
00:25:20You will have to make space for her.
00:25:23You have to hook up with her.
00:25:26And then, make sure you break her heart.
00:25:29I want to see her cry.
00:25:31Wait a minute. What is this scheme?
00:25:33It's not a scheme.
00:25:35But it's not that easy to date Saisha Oberoi.
00:25:43Think about it.
00:25:45And let me know.
00:25:47Why are you so irritated early in the morning?
00:25:49Guess who is in my class.
00:25:51Who is it? Tell me.
00:25:53In my class...
00:25:55One second.
00:25:57Aryan.
00:25:59Yes, Dr. Desai.
00:26:01Aryan, where is your blazer?
00:26:03Aryan, finish your food.
00:26:05No, no. Actually, my son.
00:26:07Yes, exactly. I'll do that.
00:26:09Ash.
00:26:11Yes, mom.
00:26:13I have two surgeries today and an extra class.
00:26:14Yeah, it's okay.
00:26:16Bye, mom.
00:26:18Bye, son.
00:26:20Let's go.
00:26:22Sister, who is in your class?
00:26:24No one.
00:26:26Whatever it is, if he bothers me, I'll lock him in the toilet.
00:26:28Bandya, tie your shoelaces.
00:26:30So, son, how is it going?
00:26:32Do the kids come?
00:26:34Dad, forget the college.
00:26:36If you see the parking, you'll go crazy.
00:26:38This big sports car is in the queue.
00:26:40It looks like a 5 star hotel parking.
00:26:42Listen, my scooter broke down.
00:26:44I'll come to your college.
00:26:46I'll wait in the parking.
00:26:48We'll come together.
00:26:50We'll save a lot of auto fare.
00:26:52What am I doing, dad?
00:26:54I'll come to the office.
00:26:56You don't come to college.
00:26:58You'll save all the fare.
00:27:00UD, aren't you getting late?
00:27:02Yes, I'm getting late.
00:27:04Just a minute.
00:27:06Take it.
00:27:08Bye, bye, bye.
00:27:10UD, UD.
00:27:12Wait, wait.
00:27:14I have to go to the toilet.
00:27:16Really?
00:27:18Okay, take it out.
00:27:20Bye.
00:27:22Income tax rate of 35 rupees?
00:27:32Bye, see you.
00:27:34I'll come to pick you up.
00:27:36Excuse me.
00:27:38Hello.
00:27:40Listen.
00:27:42It was my new phone.
00:27:44Please give me my money.
00:27:46Shut up, beggar.
00:27:48Who did you call a beggar?
00:27:50Get lost.
00:27:52Give me my 500 rupees.
00:27:54Or I'll break your phone.
00:27:56Touch it.
00:27:58Or I'll break your face.
00:28:00Right back at you.
00:28:02I'll see you after class.
00:28:03Do your work.
00:28:05Excuse me, where's the Zumba class?
00:28:07It's in the south block.
00:28:09And 5, 6, 7, go.
00:28:111, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
00:28:15Again.
00:28:171, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
00:28:20Energy.
00:28:221, 2, 3, hands up.
00:28:24And up.
00:28:26Let's go.
00:28:281, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
00:28:30Change.
00:28:311, 2, 3, and left.
00:28:33And right.
00:28:35Change.
00:28:371, 2, 3, move it.
00:28:395, 6, 7, 8.
00:28:41And it's done, guys.
00:28:43Thank you.
00:28:45How are you, bro?
00:28:47What's up?
00:28:52Give me 500 rupees.
00:28:57I'll be right back.
00:29:02Fuck you.
00:29:06Hi.
00:29:07Hi.
00:29:14So?
00:29:17What did you think?
00:29:19About what?
00:29:20About us, stupid.
00:29:22You know, like, I'm Zumba, you're Bhangra.
00:29:26Like fusion.
00:29:32Did Saishan kiss Yudi?
00:29:34Yes.
00:29:36Let me know.
00:29:57Well done, Yudi boy.
00:29:58Well done, Yudi boy.
00:30:00Well done, Yudi.
00:30:01Well done, Yudi.
00:30:02Well done, Yudi.
00:30:03Well done, Yudi.
00:30:05Well done, Yudi.
00:30:07Jealous, bro.
00:30:09Yeah, but isn't it wrong to break Ash's heart
00:30:11for Saisha to be your girlfriend?
00:30:13Whether it's Ash's heart or a buffalo's heart,
00:30:16if she becomes my girlfriend,
00:30:19I can only think of one thing.
00:30:21What difference does it make?
00:30:23And she's just waiting for Yudi to come
00:30:25and propose to me.
00:30:26He'll propose to her.
00:30:27He'll take her home as his bride.
00:30:29Yeah, man.
00:30:30If it was a normal girl, I'd have wooed her.
00:30:32But how do I woo this witch?
00:30:35Ask Shreemati.
00:30:40Hey, Shree.
00:30:41How to impress a girl?
00:30:44Hey, Shree.
00:30:45How to impress a very rude girl?
00:30:47Six ways to impress a rude girl.
00:30:53Ashna?
00:30:55Hello.
00:30:56I need to talk to you, Ashna.
00:30:57Wait.
00:31:02Excuse me.
00:31:03I think that we...
00:31:04I don't believe this.
00:31:05How dare you walk into the girls' room?
00:31:06Just listen to me.
00:31:07Why am I even surprised?
00:31:08Actually, I know guys like you very well.
00:31:10You're sticking to me on the pretext of Rs. 500.
00:31:12Actually, guys like you are the ones
00:31:13who weren't taught manners by their parents
00:31:15by slapping them twice in their childhood.
00:31:17Will you listen to me once?
00:31:18Someone else will listen to you.
00:31:19And you'll be bloody sorry for this.
00:31:22Assface.
00:31:25You have to apologize.
00:31:28I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:31:29Don't apologize to me.
00:31:30Apologize to her.
00:31:31Ma'am, just let it be.
00:31:32It's okay.
00:31:33No, it's not okay.
00:31:34It's not acceptable, Ashna.
00:31:39What were you doing in the boys' room?
00:31:41And now you're blaming her?
00:31:43Did you break her phone?
00:31:45Ma'am, actually, I didn't break the phone.
00:31:47I dropped it.
00:31:48Sometimes, I make a mistake.
00:31:50So...
00:31:51It's time for my lecture.
00:31:53So, may I please go?
00:31:55Thank you.
00:32:03Listen, I'm extremely sorry.
00:32:05It's okay.
00:32:06I shouldn't have judged you.
00:32:08What's your problem?
00:32:09You think I'm hitting on you.
00:32:10Then you broke my phone.
00:32:11Then you want to break my face.
00:32:12We're just in the same class.
00:32:14That's it.
00:32:16You're very rude.
00:32:19I'm extremely sorry.
00:32:24So much overacting.
00:32:28You're so cheap.
00:32:29And cheesy.
00:32:31Good, right?
00:32:32Definitely not bad.
00:32:40My pizza!
00:32:41Shut up.
00:32:42What are you doing?
00:32:45Can I have a cold drink, please?
00:32:48Give it to me. I'll take it.
00:32:49No, I'll take it.
00:32:51It's my work. I'll take it.
00:32:53You should do your own work.
00:32:55It's okay. I'll take it.
00:32:56You'll like it if someone feeds you.
00:32:59No?
00:33:00Let's go.
00:33:08Excuse me.
00:33:09The washroom is that way.
00:33:12Excuse me.
00:33:13I'm your father's servant.
00:33:15You can keep it.
00:33:21Thank you.
00:33:48Need help?
00:33:49No, thanks. I'll manage.
00:33:53Listen.
00:33:55Don't act like a hero.
00:33:57Take my scooter.
00:33:58I'll take yours.
00:33:59I'll get it fixed by evening.
00:34:01No, let it be. Thank you.
00:34:02I know we had a bad start.
00:34:04You said sorry.
00:34:05I agreed.
00:34:06It's all okay.
00:34:07Let bygones be bygones.
00:34:09We'll be in the same class for three years.
00:34:12It's okay.
00:34:13Take my scooter.
00:34:14I'll take yours.
00:34:16Listen.
00:34:19This is for the phone.
00:34:20You broke the screen guard.
00:34:22You're so fair.
00:34:23It's okay.
00:34:24It's done.
00:34:25I don't want it.
00:34:26Otherwise, I won't give you the scooter.
00:34:32This is only because you're insisting.
00:34:36Thank you.
00:34:40Listen.
00:34:41Where will you come in the car?
00:34:43Give me your number.
00:34:44I'll send you the location.
00:34:459739
00:34:474243
00:34:5069
00:35:01What are you saying?
00:35:02Your scooter is fixed.
00:35:04How much?
00:35:05Rs. 600.
00:35:06Just Rs. 600?
00:35:07I paid Rs. 100 for it.
00:35:09I know.
00:35:10I'll pay you Rs. 350.
00:35:11Here's Rs. 500.
00:35:12Here's Rs. 50.
00:35:13Good job.
00:35:15Listen.
00:35:16You'll hurt someone.
00:35:18Don't do it.
00:35:19Sir.
00:35:20When a plane flies,
00:35:21it doesn't think about the runway.
00:35:23Are you Ash Runway?
00:35:24No.
00:35:25I'm the plane.
00:35:26I have to fly.
00:35:27Fly.
00:35:28Fly very high.
00:35:29Above the stratosphere.
00:35:30I got a message.
00:35:31I got a message.
00:35:32I got a message.
00:35:33I got a message.
00:35:38Oh, man.
00:35:40The circle broke.
00:35:41I told you.
00:35:42Saisha will call me to her balcony.
00:35:45That's great.
00:35:49Oh, man.
00:35:51Oh, man.
00:35:53Oh, man.
00:35:55If the entrance is like this,
00:35:57how will the balcony be?
00:36:09Excuse me.
00:36:10Is this the pub?
00:36:11Yes, sir.
00:36:13I'm just going to keep it here.
00:36:15For two minutes.
00:36:16I'll be right back.
00:36:17Thank you so much.
00:36:18Sir, please.
00:36:19Sir.
00:36:23Wow.
00:36:25This is called a balcony.
00:36:37Ladies and gentlemen.
00:36:41I'm your DJ.
00:36:42DJ.
00:36:46Pump it up, yo.
00:36:47Pump it up.
00:36:48Pump it up.
00:36:49Say, pump it up.
00:36:57Hi, Udi.
00:36:58Oh, the flying bananas.
00:36:59Come.
00:37:03Come, come, come.
00:37:04Sit.
00:37:05Take a seat.
00:37:06Saisha, you were right.
00:37:08He's on time.
00:37:09Yeah.
00:37:10We've all been waiting for you.
00:37:11We've been waiting a long time, man.
00:37:12So, by the way, these are my cousins, Rahil and Riya.
00:37:14Those are my friends, Monalika and Chukku.
00:37:16These are Alex and Naina.
00:37:17You know them already.
00:37:18And guys, this is the famous and most unbelievable Udi.
00:37:24I've been telling them how on the first day of college
00:37:27you did the blind man gag just to impress me.
00:37:29Unbelievable.
00:37:30I still don't believe it.
00:37:31I still don't believe it.
00:37:32See, none of them believe me.
00:37:34And I was like, okay.
00:37:35I'll call them right now.
00:37:36You guys see for yourselves.
00:37:38And they were like, oh.
00:37:39You'll call them and they'll come?
00:37:40And I said, whenever I call them, Udi will come.
00:37:44And look, Udi.
00:37:45You're here.
00:37:46Whoa.
00:37:49Cheers, Udi.
00:37:50Cheers.
00:37:52To the party clout.
00:37:53Come on, Udi.
00:37:54Let's watch the action replay.
00:37:55Oh, yeah.
00:37:56It'll be so much fun.
00:37:58No, no, no.
00:37:59Come on.
00:38:00Come on, Udi.
00:38:01You have to do it.
00:38:02Come on.
00:38:03Udi is Udi.
00:38:04Come on.
00:38:05Why not?
00:38:06Both will do it.
00:38:07Both will do it together, guys.
00:38:09For you all.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Come on, bro.
00:38:12Come on.
00:38:13Udi, Udi.
00:38:14Udi, Udi.
00:38:15Udi, Udi.
00:38:16Udi, Udi.
00:38:17Action.
00:38:18Where's your spirit?
00:38:21Are you freaking blind?
00:38:26Unfortunately, yes, I am.
00:38:28Oh, my God.
00:38:29I'm sorry.
00:38:31It's okay.
00:38:32I'm sorry.
00:38:35First go, Udi.
00:38:36First go.
00:38:39Come on, guys.
00:38:40Give it up for him.
00:38:43Come, come, come.
00:38:47I told you, guys.
00:38:48He's quite the joker, isn't he?
00:38:51Kidding.
00:38:53You believe me, right?
00:38:54Exactly.
00:38:55Yes, sure.
00:38:56Thank you.
00:38:57No, no.
00:38:58No, no.
00:38:59It's okay.
00:39:00I'll pay.
00:39:01It's on me, guys.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:03Saisha, we all will chip in.
00:39:04Of course.
00:39:05All right.
00:39:06All right.
00:39:07So, Mr. Googly.
00:39:08That's it.
00:39:09Cool.
00:39:10Bye.
00:39:11Just keep it here.
00:39:12Yup.
00:39:13And 15.
00:39:14Thank you.
00:39:15Here, that's mine.
00:39:16Thank you, guys.
00:39:19Come on, Udi.
00:39:20Let's go.
00:39:21Let's go.
00:39:22Yeah, yeah.
00:39:26Come on, let's go.
00:39:27Come on, come on, people.
00:39:28Let's go.
00:39:30Yeah, I know.
00:39:31So good.
00:39:34You okay?
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:36Are you sure?
00:39:37Yes, sir.
00:39:38I'm telling you.
00:39:39G9 is much better.
00:39:40Sir, your lunchboxes.
00:39:41Sir.
00:39:42I don't have my lunchboxes.
00:39:43Sir, you had them.
00:39:44You said you'd take them back.
00:39:46Bro, I don't have my lunchboxes.
00:39:47Someone else has them.
00:39:48Sir, don't say that so soon.
00:39:49I don't look that bad.
00:39:51I'm a joker.
00:39:52I create a scene here.
00:39:54I told you I don't have my lunchboxes.
00:39:56Bloody fools.
00:40:00What happened?
00:40:01So, the food arrived an hour late.
00:40:03After that, you dropped 1500 rupees on the way.
00:40:06Dad, I made a mistake.
00:40:07What do I do now?
00:40:09Just tell us that you took 2000 rupees from Khanna for the lunchbox.
00:40:13Out of that, you dropped 1500 rupees.
00:40:15Why didn't you drop the remaining 500?
00:40:17That...
00:40:18That was in the other pocket.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:21I'll return the 1500.
00:40:23You'll return it?
00:40:24Will you steal?
00:40:25Will you rob?
00:40:26Do you have it?
00:40:27How can you say that to a kid?
00:40:29Didn't you drop 500 rupees when you were taking out the handkerchief from your pocket?
00:40:32You dropped it, didn't you?
00:40:33You make a mistake.
00:40:34Shut up.
00:40:35Don't take advantage of him.
00:40:36He's losing his mind.
00:40:37And listen to me.
00:40:38Look, Jodi.
00:40:39Son, it takes a lot of hard work to earn money.
00:40:42Got it?
00:40:43Go to your room now.
00:40:44Go.
00:40:45Go, son.
00:40:47Have you eaten, son?
00:40:50Put some butter in the lentil.
00:40:56You spent that money, didn't you?
00:40:58Money is meant to be spent.
00:41:00Mothers make breakfast every morning, don't they?
00:41:03That's when they spend their money.
00:41:05Yes, so parents give their children money to spend.
00:41:07They give as much as they can afford.
00:41:10Who decided the amount?
00:41:12Did I decide it?
00:41:13Don't I feel like spending 2-500 rupees with my friends?
00:41:16Is it wrong?
00:41:17Don't I feel like it?
00:41:19There won't be a value of 500 rupees in your pocket.
00:41:21It's in this house.
00:41:22I like it.
00:41:23Studying tuition early in the morning.
00:41:25Brother, you're great.
00:41:26You're great.
00:41:27You'll only misbehave.
00:41:28I'm misbehaving.
00:41:29Because I'm not you.
00:41:30You study if you want to.
00:41:31I don't want to.
00:41:33I don't want to be like my father.
00:41:34You can never be like your father.
00:41:35I don't want to be like him.
00:41:37I want a better life.
00:41:38I want to think big.
00:41:39I can't study the menu from right to left like my father.
00:41:42You have an exam tomorrow.
00:41:43Focus.
00:41:44You have to come first.
00:41:45You're Kishan's hero.
00:41:46Go to sleep before I slap you.
00:41:50UD.
00:41:51UD.
00:41:52Take this.
00:41:53And listen.
00:41:54Don't be late for dinner, son.
00:41:55Please.
00:41:56Yes, mom.
00:41:57Yes, son.
00:41:59My tea.
00:42:00I'll get it.
00:42:01Look.
00:42:03Listen, son.
00:42:06The money fell.
00:42:07It's possible that it fell.
00:42:09I'll bear the loss.
00:42:12But don't ever lie to me.
00:42:18If I find out that you lied to me,
00:42:20I'll be very sad, son.
00:42:22I'll feel that
00:42:24there's something missing in my upbringing.
00:42:28Yes, dad.
00:42:29Can I leave?
00:42:36The money fell.
00:42:38It's possible that it fell.
00:42:40I'll bear the loss.
00:42:43But don't ever
00:42:45lie to me.
00:42:58UD.
00:42:59UD.
00:43:00UD.
00:43:01UD.
00:43:02UD.
00:43:03UD.
00:43:04UD.
00:43:05UD.
00:43:06UD.
00:43:07UD.
00:43:08UD.
00:43:09UD.
00:43:10UD.
00:43:11UD.
00:43:12UD.
00:43:16It's working fine.
00:43:20You even fixed the dent.
00:43:23How much do I owe you?
00:43:24Nothing.
00:43:25Why?
00:43:26Didn't I tell you? The mechanic is my friend.
00:43:28Please thank him.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Bye.
00:43:31Sure, bye.
00:43:32Bye.
00:43:34Where are you going?
00:43:36I'm thanking Mr. Ganesh.
00:43:38Because you didn't scold me today.
00:43:45Listen.
00:43:48You don't have to say it.
00:43:50Two is fine.
00:43:52Eyes are fine.
00:43:54Two is not fine.
00:43:57One more advice.
00:43:58Don't ride your scooter to reach somewhere.
00:44:01Ride it sometimes.
00:44:02Watch the full moon.
00:44:03Watch the sunset.
00:44:04Ride it in the rain.
00:44:05Ride it to enjoy the cool breeze.
00:44:07Meet new people.
00:44:08Go to new places.
00:44:09Don't think about the destination.
00:44:11Just enjoy the ride.
00:44:12And smile.
00:44:15You're welcome.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:18Your smile is very ugly.
00:44:20Your entire face is ugly.
00:44:22Thank you so much.
00:44:27Really?
00:44:28That doesn't sound like Ash at all.
00:44:31But great progress, UD.
00:44:32Thanks.
00:44:34I'm stuck on point five.
00:44:36Do what she likes.
00:44:37Like what she does.
00:44:39The witch is neither on FB nor Pixta.
00:44:41How will she know what she likes and dislikes?
00:44:45Do what she likes.
00:44:50She has a friend.
00:44:51She meets him at night.
00:44:53She meets him at night.
00:44:55Alone.
00:44:57Her friend.
00:44:59She meets him at night.
00:45:00Alone.
00:45:04Are you really in love with her?
00:45:08Aren't you jealous?
00:45:10I'm dying of jealousy, UD.
00:45:13Don't die.
00:45:14What will I do without you in this life, Saisha?
00:45:16I'll be left alone.
00:45:18You're crazy.
00:45:21Is this your ringtone?
00:45:22This is a reminder, stupid.
00:45:25You're such a big shot.
00:45:27A reminder to eat toffee?
00:45:29Wow!
00:45:31This isn't toffee.
00:45:33These are my anxiety pills.
00:45:35Why is Saisha so anxious?
00:45:37Why?
00:45:38Isn't Saisha a bad person?
00:45:40You are the Saisha of Roy.
00:45:44The coolest girl in all of Masoori.
00:45:47People yearn to talk to you.
00:45:49To spend time with you.
00:45:51Who knew I'd sit here with you in Oakwood and chill?
00:45:55Guys are jealous of me when they see me with you.
00:45:59Can't you smell it?
00:46:01People come here to study and make a career.
00:46:05I've come only for you.
00:46:07You're very special.
00:46:09And I am crazy about you.
00:46:13You'll keep your promise, won't you?
00:46:17You'll make me your boyfriend, won't you?
00:46:21Oh my God, Yuri!
00:46:23Are you blushing?
00:46:29Well...
00:46:31I was a little shy in front of Saisha.
00:46:35But now...
00:46:37I've made up my mind.
00:46:39I'm a little shy in front of Saisha.
00:46:47You're really Mr. Cheesy.
00:46:50But it made you smile.
00:46:56So, you meet our girls at night, right?
00:47:01Alone.
00:47:03Should I take your female dogs on a date?
00:47:05Is that okay with you?
00:47:06Crazy!
00:47:08Why don't you go on a date?
00:47:10Give each other a love bite.
00:47:11Yuri!
00:47:12What are you doing here?
00:47:13Are you stalking me?
00:47:16Didn't you find a new line to flirt?
00:47:19So 90s!
00:47:20I'll flirt with you.
00:47:21Of course.
00:47:22It's such a bad day for me.
00:47:23Okay, take the tiffin out of my bag.
00:47:25I come here every day.
00:47:27I've never seen you before.
00:47:29I come here to feed Charlie.
00:47:31Charlie knows this, right?
00:47:33Me and Charlie are very good friends.
00:47:35I was telling you.
00:47:36A crazy rude girl comes to feed me.
00:47:39She feeds me well.
00:47:40That's why I tolerate her.
00:47:41Otherwise...
00:47:42Otherwise what?
00:47:43Otherwise I smile at her and eat.
00:47:45Who's flirting now?
00:47:47Charlie is flirting.
00:47:48I didn't say that.
00:47:50Charlie, listen.
00:47:51Have dinner with Yuri today.
00:47:53I have to go.
00:47:54Feed him this and bring the tiffin tomorrow.
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:58You stay with me.
00:47:59You're set with me.
00:48:00Here, eat this.
00:48:01Ah!
00:48:04What happened?
00:48:05I forgot the house keys inside the house.
00:48:10Oh!
00:48:12So, ring the bell.
00:48:15Mom's early morning surgery and my brother.
00:48:17The whole world will wake up but he won't.
00:48:20Oh!
00:48:21So what's the plan?
00:48:22The plan is that I'll wait outside the house till morning.
00:48:26It's better if you wait here with me.
00:48:28I'll give you company.
00:48:30But what will we do?
00:48:32We'll roam around, dance and sing.
00:48:34We'll have fun.
00:48:36Roaming around is fine.
00:48:37But I don't dance well.
00:48:38It's not dance.
00:48:39It should be fun.
00:48:41Whether you do it well or not.
00:48:43You just do yours.
00:48:44Okay.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:15Let's go.
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00:51:11She dances horribly.
00:51:12You lied as well.
00:51:13I'll have a good time.
00:51:15I had a great time.
00:51:19Thank you.
00:51:26Dogs!
00:51:27Why are you in a rush?
00:51:28Why come home so early for curry?
00:51:30Aloo paratha,
00:51:31bondi dish,
00:51:32cheese.
00:51:34You tried my brand International Chinese cuisine out there.
00:51:37Maddie Spice!
00:51:38You inhaled the carbon dioxide of some crazy person at home.
00:51:40Here, you ate fresh air and flew in the open sky with Mr. UD.
00:51:44It was cute and funny like Bugs Bunny.
00:51:46I agree you didn't get enough sleep.
00:51:48You'll get some dark circles.
00:51:50But a crow can't turn into a pigeon no matter how much powder it applies.
00:51:53I'm a crow.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55But you hang out with a pigeon, you become a pigeon.
00:52:01This crow will always remember this night.
00:52:03Me too.
00:52:04Thank you.
00:52:08What happened?
00:52:10When you touched me, I felt an electric shock.
00:52:13Buzz off.
00:52:14If you hug me, you'll die.
00:52:16In that case, I've lived long enough.
00:52:20Come on.
00:52:21Let's go.
00:52:25Let's go. Bye.
00:52:26Bye.
00:52:34Thank you. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you.
00:52:37So, I'm looking for a future ex-girlfriend right now.
00:52:40So that she can be my best friend later.
00:52:42Let's make her a present first.
00:52:44How can we not?
00:52:45You guys are so mean.
00:52:47Still, thank you.
00:52:48Make me your girlfriend.
00:52:50Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:52:52So, next up is our friend UD.
00:52:54With some extra cheese.
00:52:55Be careful.
00:52:56I'm feeling hungry.
00:52:58UD. UD. UD.
00:53:00Come on. How much will you eat?
00:53:01Come on.
00:53:02How much will you eat?
00:53:04UD. UD. UD.
00:53:07UD. UD. UD.
00:53:08How much will you eat, UD?
00:53:09This hat is a loan.
00:53:10You can throw eggs and tomatoes to save yourself.
00:53:13What will you do with it?
00:53:14Tell me something.
00:53:14Are you more happy that I'm here to do stand-up comedy
00:53:17or that Alex's act is finally over?
00:53:20Listen to me. Listen to me.
00:53:22He had a girlfriend named Hunnar.
00:53:25Really?
00:53:25And Hunnar used to forget her wallet every time.
00:53:30She used to come to him on every date.
00:53:31She used to say, Alex, baby, I forgot my wallet.
00:53:34Please pay my bill and take my heart.
00:53:36My father didn't come.
00:53:37After saying baby, Alex became a saint.
00:53:40And even after a week, the story didn't end.
00:53:44Then she came.
00:53:45She said, baby, I forgot my wallet again.
00:53:47Can you please lend me a thousand rupees?
00:53:49Then Alex came.
00:53:51He took out his wallet.
00:53:53He opened it.
00:53:53He took out a note worth 20 rupees.
00:53:55What?
00:53:57He held it in his hand and said, sister, go home.
00:53:58Go and get your wallet.
00:54:04After that, neither did the rickshaw come back,
00:54:06nor did the wallet come back, nor did the girl come back.
00:54:11Now, I'll move on to the second story.
00:54:13Okay.
00:54:13This is the second story of my brother, Oshir Pannu.
00:54:17Now, it's your turn.
00:54:18Oshir Paji fell in love with a girl.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:22That girl's name was Juhi.
00:54:23Juhi?
00:54:25Juhi like rice.
00:54:26My friend went crazy.
00:54:30Then finally, he lost his courage.
00:54:32He went to her.
00:54:33Come here.
00:54:35Does he have courage?
00:54:36Juhi, I love you.
00:54:39I am in love with you, totally.
00:54:43Do you know what Juhi said?
00:54:44What?
00:54:45Juhi said, I am not totally.
00:54:48You are totally.
00:54:49Your father is totally.
00:54:51Your mother is totally.
00:54:53And after hearing this answer,
00:54:55Oshir Pannu totally.
00:54:57I...
00:54:58Honestly, I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart.
00:55:00I met a girl because of whom
00:55:03I started believing in love stories again.
00:55:04Oh!
00:55:06Who is she?
00:55:07I will introduce you to her.
00:55:09Have patience, kids.
00:55:11Who is she?
00:55:13She is a girl, right? Tell us.
00:55:15Who is she? It's not that important right now.
00:55:17Right now.
00:55:18What's important is that I can do anything for this girl.
00:55:21Oh!
00:55:23Can you make a tattoo?
00:55:24I can make a tattoo from her dog to the milkman.
00:55:27Oh!
00:55:28Hail!
00:55:30I can be Ghajini in her love.
00:55:33If she says yes, I will become Ranveer Singh.
00:55:37Yes.
00:55:39And if she says no,
00:55:41I will become Kabir Singh.
00:55:45He has sent a message.
00:55:46He has sent a message.
00:55:47He has sent a message.
00:55:49Wow!
00:55:51For whom do you want to become Kabir Singh?
00:55:53Kabir Singh.
00:55:55That girl is right here.
00:55:56You think I am flirting with you.
00:55:58Then you broke my phone.
00:55:59Then you want to break my face.
00:56:00Come on, tell us.
00:56:01You are very rude.
00:56:02How long will you create suspense?
00:56:04Okay, fine. I have created enough suspense.
00:56:06I have created enough suspense.
00:56:08Now I want to invite that girl here with me.
00:56:11What invitation?
00:56:12I know we had a bad start.
00:56:14Now you said sorry and I agreed.
00:56:16It's all okay.
00:56:17What's done is done.
00:56:18Who is it? Don't waste time.
00:56:20Who is it?
00:56:21Who is it?
00:56:22I will always remember this night of this crow.
00:56:24Me too.
00:56:25That girl is Ashna.
00:56:28Ashna Tripathi.
00:56:30Ashna.
00:56:34I love you, Ash.
00:56:35Ashna, Ashna, beautiful Ashna.
00:56:42Ashna, Ashna, beautiful Ashna.
00:56:47I spend my days with you.
00:56:50I spend my evenings with you.
00:56:53I spend my nights with you.
00:56:57I breathe with you all my life.
00:57:04Did she just slap him?
00:57:06Oh my God.
00:57:07She just slapped him.
00:57:09Oh my God.
00:57:10Not done.
00:57:11So unexpected.
00:57:27When did I think my life would change like this?
00:57:30Everything was so good.
00:57:32A good husband, two lovely kids.
00:57:35But tobacco changed everything.
00:57:38Now this spreading cancer will have to be cut off from my face.
00:57:46Nothing will be the same as before.
00:57:49I am really very sorry, Udi.
00:57:51It's okay, Saisha.
00:57:54No, you had to get embarrassed in front of everyone because of me.
00:57:58I should have known.
00:58:00She is like that.
00:58:02She doesn't know how to respect anyone.
00:58:04Your problem is not my problem.
00:58:07I am not your problem.
00:58:09You are my problem.
00:58:10I am not your problem.
00:58:12I am your problem.
00:58:14I am your problem.
00:58:15I am your problem.
00:58:16I am your problem.
00:58:18What is your problem?
00:58:20I mean, where did you get so much animosity from?
00:58:24We were best friends.
00:58:26Until I met Rahul.
00:58:29Yes?
00:58:30How?
00:58:31Excuse me?
00:58:32I mean, how? I mean, who are you?
00:58:34Rahul!
00:58:35Hi, Ash.
00:58:36Hi, how are you?
00:58:37Very good. How are you?
00:58:38I am good. Come inside.
00:58:39He doesn't flirt with you, does he?
00:58:40Excuse me?
00:58:41I am used to it.
00:58:42Rascal.
00:58:43Rascal.
00:58:46Rahul, she is my best friend, Saisha.
00:58:48Nice to meet you.
00:58:49Hi.
00:58:50He is my boyfriend.
00:58:51We used to chill together during the holidays.
00:58:53And it was so much fun with Rahul around.
00:58:56Many boys flirt with me.
00:58:58But Rahul was different.
00:59:00He was matured, intelligent and funny.
00:59:05Everything I was looking for in a boyfriend.
00:59:08He made me feel really special.
00:59:11I was just so happy.
00:59:13I totally fell for him.
00:59:15I love you, Rahul!
00:59:17Rahul!
00:59:19I was sure we were getting into a relationship that day.
00:59:23You didn't tell me you were leaving today.
00:59:25Yes, I forgot about it yesterday.
00:59:27I have a flight at 4.
00:59:29So, when do I see you next?
00:59:31I will call you.
00:59:33Rahul?
00:59:33It's time.
00:59:35Am I missing something?
00:59:39Look, Saisha.
00:59:41I am sorry.
00:59:42Sorry for what?
00:59:45Nothing serious, Saisha.
00:59:46It's just that Ash felt that because you are Saisha Oberoi
00:59:50you are out of my league.
00:59:52And there is no way that you and me...
00:59:56But it did happen, right?
00:59:59See, this was just a bet.
01:00:01And we have been betting like this since childhood.
01:00:04And this was not for you.
01:00:06It is for me.
01:00:07I had to prove it to myself
01:00:10that no girl was out of my league.
01:00:15And you also had fun, right?
01:00:17Didn't you?
01:00:19Saisha, stop crying.
01:00:21You will be fine.
01:00:22You will just get over it.
01:00:25Be careful.
01:00:26I am leaving. Where are you?
01:00:28You are always on the phone.
01:00:29I am coming.
01:00:31Bye.
01:00:32Say bye to uncle and aunt.
01:00:35Anything else?
01:00:35That's it.
01:00:36Bye.
01:00:36Bye, Saisha. Take care of yourself.
01:00:38Have a safe flight.
01:00:39Yeah.
01:00:39Bye.
01:00:44Oh!
01:00:45Have you ever missed me and cried?
01:00:46Scoundrel!
01:00:48I was completely shattered.
01:00:50Rahul broke my heart.
01:00:52But my best friend broke my trust.
01:00:54By betting on me.
01:00:59But I am no better, UD.
01:01:02I am doing exactly the same with you.
01:01:06I am so sorry, UD.
01:01:08I dragged you into this mess.
01:01:10No. Listen, Saisha. It's okay.
01:01:11It's not.
01:01:12No. It's really okay.
01:01:15UD, let's just call this thing off.
01:01:17Let's call this bet off.
01:01:19I don't want to do this anymore.
01:01:20Wait a minute. What do you mean?
01:01:25Impressing Ash and convincing him.
01:01:27Cancel everything?
01:01:28Cancel everything.
01:01:30Good, no?
01:01:31Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:31Okay. But...
01:01:33Then what about us?
01:01:37We'll obviously remain friends.
01:01:39We'll chill. You're a fun guy, UD.
01:01:41Wait a minute.
01:01:43Confirm?
01:01:44Sure.
01:01:45Come on.
01:01:46Oh, my God! Come on.
01:01:47Listen.
01:01:48Let's take a selfie since we're friends.
01:01:50With your phone.
01:01:51Ready.
01:01:52Yeah. Correct. With your phone.
01:01:53My phone is broken.
01:01:54Are you uploading this photo on your Instagram?
01:01:58To...
01:02:00our...
01:02:01new...
01:02:02friendship.
01:02:06What?
01:02:07Friendship.
01:02:11UD, you're back.
01:02:14UD.
01:02:16You didn't give me those boxes today.
01:02:17Poor Guddu had to go get them.
01:02:20And Mr. Khanna has already said
01:02:22we'll just close if he's late for a meal.
01:02:27Mom.
01:02:29I think we should hire a delivery boy.
01:02:31Right?
01:02:32Delivery boy?
01:02:34UD.
01:02:35The delivery boy will have to pay for it.
01:02:38You mean I'm here for free?
01:02:39Then do what you said.
01:02:40What do you mean free?
01:02:41Everyone does it for the family.
01:02:42Dad does it, Guddu does his tuitions.
01:02:44Isn't this your own house?
01:02:46It is, mom, but now I go to Oakwood.
01:02:48Now if someone sees me roaming around with boxes on my scooter,
01:02:50what will they think? Think about it.
01:02:51What will they think, son?
01:02:53He does it for his family.
01:02:54So there shouldn't be any shame in it.
01:02:56Mom, your tiffin boxes,
01:02:58I'll carry the World Cup on my head.
01:03:00Do you think there's papad in my bag?
01:03:02Books have pickles on them?
01:03:04I can't do it anymore.
01:03:06You can't?
01:03:07What do you mean you can't?
01:03:08How can you not do it?
01:03:09If you don't do it, our business will shut down.
01:03:11Then shut it down.
01:03:12We're not making millions.
01:03:14How can we shut it down?
01:03:15We've been doing this business for 10 years.
01:03:17Let's shut it down.
01:03:22Okay, thank you.
01:03:24For sending me to such a good college.
01:03:26But let me study properly now.
01:03:29I'll concentrate now.
01:03:31I'll focus.
01:03:32You've studied, right?
01:03:51I didn't realize when I made you a delivery boy.
01:03:56It's my fault.
01:03:59Just study.
01:04:02Study hard.
01:04:04Okay?
01:04:13Wow!
01:04:16So neat!
01:04:17Let me take a picture.
01:04:24Hey, Saisha!
01:04:25Yeah?
01:04:26I'm paying.
01:04:27No, you're not.
01:04:28Of course I'm paying.
01:04:29One second.
01:04:33Excuse me, change?
01:04:34There were only two hairs.
01:04:35This much?
01:04:36It's a streak, sir.
01:04:37Oh, it's a streak.
01:04:38Yeah, for the streak.
01:04:39Correct.
01:04:51My summer plans are always fishy.
01:04:54Last time, we didn't go to America.
01:04:56This time, we're not going to China.
01:04:59What are you laughing at?
01:05:04Hey, have you seen Aish?
01:05:06No.
01:05:07Have a seat.
01:05:08I'll be right back.
01:05:28Hey!
01:05:43Charlie!
01:05:45Your sister is coming to feed you.
01:05:48What if I have to get slapped again?
01:05:51Hi, Charlie.
01:05:54I'm really sorry.
01:05:56I overreacted, didn't I?
01:05:58Charlie, tell your sister that I'm also sorry.
01:06:01And it's okay.
01:06:02No, it's not okay.
01:06:04No, it's really okay.
01:06:05Don't worry.
01:06:06One second.
01:06:07What okay?
01:06:08What did he say to me in front of everyone, Charlie?
01:06:10I love you.
01:06:11Tell me one thing.
01:06:12Do you really love me?
01:06:15I mean...
01:06:16Wow!
01:06:17Charlie doesn't even have an answer.
01:06:19He doesn't even know if he loves me or not.
01:06:22No, I mean...
01:06:23I wanted to impress you.
01:06:24By asking on the internet?
01:06:25Really?
01:06:26I mean...
01:06:27My dad is not a Casanova, isn't he, Charlie?
01:06:30My brother is not a doodoo.
01:06:32How would I know?
01:06:33And anyway, you were almost impressed.
01:06:35You saw my phone.
01:06:37That's it.
01:06:38Yuri, please.
01:06:40Be serious sometimes in life.
01:06:42I really thought we were friends.
01:06:44Next time, try honesty.
01:06:47Okay.
01:06:48One minute.
01:06:49Hold this.
01:06:51Charlie, I'm really sorry.
01:06:53But I don't like dogs at all.
01:06:57Such an a**hole.
01:06:58And I was the one who cut your scooter's pipe.
01:07:00And I got it fixed with your 500 bucks.
01:07:03And I'm not sorry about that
01:07:04because I like spending time with you.
01:07:08And I missed you.
01:07:12Liar.
01:07:15I missed you too.
01:07:18Bro, what are you doing?
01:07:20You're in Saisha's circle now.
01:07:22So why are you meeting Ash?
01:07:23What do you mean?
01:07:24The bet is over.
01:07:25The friendship is not over.
01:07:27She's a good friend of mine.
01:07:28Just like you and me.
01:07:29We're in the same class.
01:07:30And besides, it's very clear in my mind
01:07:31that I want to make Saisha my girlfriend.
01:07:35Look, Yuri.
01:07:36I like Saisha because
01:07:38for a little while,
01:07:39she makes you forget your reality.
01:07:41Pannu, I'm not a kid.
01:07:43I know what I'm doing.
01:07:44Listen to me.
01:07:46Saisha told me her story.
01:07:48But the way Saisha is telling it,
01:07:49there's no such Ash.
01:07:50Whatever the problem is between them,
01:07:52there's a missing link.
01:07:53I want their problem to be solved.
01:07:54And once their problem is solved,
01:07:56I'll stop talking to Ash.
01:08:00You're such a liar.
01:08:03We were talking about honesty, right?
01:08:04So now tell me what happened.
01:08:07It was my mistake.
01:08:09I shouldn't have made that stupid bet.
01:08:12Which bet?
01:08:14Are you single?
01:08:15Who said that?
01:08:16Him.
01:08:17The TV guy.
01:08:18No, bro.
01:08:19He's single.
01:08:20And way out of your league.
01:08:23Do you know a lot about my league?
01:08:26I don't know about your league.
01:08:28But I know my best friend well.
01:08:30I know her taste.
01:08:31And you don't fit in.
01:08:33Are you a spoon or a best friend?
01:08:35Did you pass or fail in Maths?
01:08:37Listen.
01:08:38She won't be impressed.
01:08:39You'll be very depressed.
01:08:40So stay away.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:45Let's do one thing.
01:08:47Before I leave,
01:08:49let's see
01:08:51who gets impressed
01:08:53and
01:08:54who gets depressed.
01:08:56We'll see.
01:08:57Do you want to bet?
01:08:59Fine.
01:09:02Rahul came for a month.
01:09:03And the three of us used to chill together.
01:09:06When they became friends,
01:09:07Yuri, really.
01:09:09I forgot about the bet.
01:09:10But I don't know
01:09:11how Rahul took that bet on his ego.
01:09:13I didn't even realize
01:09:14when and how
01:09:16he won Saisha's heart by impressing her.
01:09:19They got very close
01:09:20in a very short time.
01:09:23And when I realized
01:09:24that Saisha was getting
01:09:25too serious for Rahul,
01:09:27I wanted to stop it.
01:09:28Okay, enough.
01:09:29I'm very hungry.
01:09:30Do you want to eat something?
01:09:31No.
01:09:32Why?
01:09:35Rahul, she's getting serious.
01:09:37Stop it.
01:09:38We played this bet as a joke.
01:09:40You stop fooling around with her.
01:09:41I'll go tell her right now.
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44Ash, please.
01:09:45Please don't do this.
01:09:46Don't do this.
01:09:47Why do you think I'm joking?
01:09:48I know
01:09:49we played this bet as a joke.
01:09:50But now I'm getting serious.
01:09:51I like her.
01:09:52In fact,
01:09:53I feel
01:09:54I'm falling in love with her.
01:09:56You're not lying, right?
01:09:57Of course not.
01:09:58I swear.
01:09:59If this goes on,
01:10:00we might get into a relationship.
01:10:02Rahul, listen.
01:10:03Saisha is very dear to me.
01:10:05She's my best friend.
01:10:06I don't want her to get hurt.
01:10:09You won't hurt her, right?
01:10:10I won't, Ash.
01:10:11You can trust me, little sister.
01:10:12Please, nothing like this is going to happen.
01:10:14Promise me.
01:10:15We both like each other
01:10:16and I promise you
01:10:17it won't happen.
01:10:18You have my word.
01:10:19Why didn't you tell Saisha?
01:10:20Why didn't you tell Saisha?
01:10:22After what Saisha did to me,
01:10:23I didn't even want to see her face.
01:10:25Really?
01:10:26Have you ever missed me and cried?
01:10:30Whom should I miss?
01:10:32The one who pretends to be my best friend 24x7?
01:10:36Or the one who bets on my awareness?
01:10:40How dare you call yourself a friend?
01:10:43You get me dumped by your freaking cousin?
01:10:46What?
01:10:47Rahul dumped you?
01:10:48Huh?
01:10:49I can't believe this.
01:10:50Let me just call him.
01:10:51No, no, no, no, please!
01:10:52You don't have to do me this favor.
01:10:54Ash,
01:10:56I don't need you and your bullshit.
01:10:59Who are you?
01:11:01You're nobody except a freaking parasite
01:11:04who feeds off me.
01:11:05Right?
01:11:07People know you because you're with me.
01:11:10Girls make friends with you
01:11:11because they want my number.
01:11:14Otherwise, no one would even look at you.
01:11:17Your name is Ashna Tripathi
01:11:18but your identity is Saisha's best friend.
01:11:21Oops, sorry.
01:11:23Voss.
01:11:24Wow.
01:11:25All these years of friendship
01:11:26and this is what you think of me?
01:11:28Yes.
01:11:29You think I'm feeding off you?
01:11:30You are.
01:11:31You think I'm a parasite?
01:11:33Aren't you?
01:11:34Really, Saisha?
01:11:35Your freaking face makes me sick.
01:11:37You disgust me.
01:11:38If I make you sick,
01:11:39get the heck out of my house.
01:11:40I will gladly get the heck out of this house
01:11:42and your life.
01:11:45Let's try and see you get one of your own.
01:11:50I had no clue
01:11:52that Saisha thinks like that about me.
01:11:55If she could,
01:11:56she would do exactly what I did to her by mistake.
01:12:03She doesn't look like that kind of girl.
01:12:04How do you know?
01:12:08She's in the same class.
01:12:09She comes to pick up her wife.
01:12:14I cried for a month.
01:12:17I had decided
01:12:18that I would never make any friends.
01:12:21So, what am I?
01:12:24You?
01:12:25You're a pigeon.
01:12:34Bro,
01:12:35read people's comments.
01:12:37A lot of people are liking my rap, star.
01:12:39You were worrying for no reason.
01:12:41Thank you.
01:12:43Saisha is here.
01:12:44Hi!
01:12:45Hi!
01:12:47Sit down.
01:12:48Don't look back.
01:12:49What happened?
01:12:50Ash.
01:12:51How far is it?
01:12:52T-minus 10 seconds.
01:12:53Nine.
01:12:54Eight.
01:12:55Seven.
01:12:59I'm sorry, bro.
01:13:01Please forgive me.
01:13:02You forgave him.
01:13:03You're such a coward.
01:13:08How could you do this, you idiot?
01:13:10How could you touch me?
01:13:13What did I do?
01:13:15Listen, everyone.
01:13:16You secretly click pictures of a girl in class.
01:13:19Fine, I'll do it.
01:13:20What's your problem?
01:13:22She's my friend.
01:13:23You can't do this.
01:13:24She's my love.
01:13:25I can do anything.
01:13:26She's my friend.
01:13:28She's my love.
01:13:29I didn't love her.
01:13:30I was jealous.
01:13:31Sorry, sorry.
01:13:32I'll buy you ice cream tonight.
01:13:33Double chocolate chip.
01:13:34I came to this college for that girl.
01:13:36Stop!
01:13:38You follow a girl?
01:13:39You cheap boy!
01:13:41UD!
01:13:42Stop him!
01:13:44Get lost!
01:13:45Get out of here!
01:13:46Take him away!
01:13:48Don't mess with me!
01:13:53Get lost!
01:13:54I don't want to talk to anyone.
01:13:56I'm pissed off.
01:13:58Has he lost it?
01:13:59Get lost!
01:14:06Hormonal imbalance.
01:14:08But looking at Pannu,
01:14:09doesn't it seem
01:14:10that his puberty has been delayed?
01:14:13If he didn't get puberty,
01:14:14that doesn't mean
01:14:15he can secretly click pictures of you.
01:14:17Anyway, I'll just tell him
01:14:18I'm not interested, right?
01:14:21But for my sake,
01:14:22don't stop talking to him.
01:14:23I've decided
01:14:24that I won't talk to him
01:14:25until he apologizes to you.
01:14:26That's it.
01:14:27I can see you're hurting.
01:14:30And I know the pain of
01:14:31losing a best friend.
01:14:33Yes.
01:14:35Even Ash misses you.
01:14:38How do you know?
01:14:40We're in the same class,
01:14:41so I get a vibe.
01:14:44You don't have to fight
01:14:45with your best friend for me.
01:14:47I do.
01:14:52For you,
01:14:54I can fight
01:14:55anywhere,
01:14:56with anyone,
01:14:57anytime.
01:15:04How sweet.
01:15:35Khamushiyon mein
01:15:38Shor bhar diya
01:15:42Lagne lage tum
01:15:45Apne hume
01:15:48Haan de chuke hai
01:15:52Deli ye tumhe
01:15:55Pehli khushbu
01:15:57Pehla jaadu
01:15:59Pehli yaad
01:16:02Pehli baarish
01:16:03Pehli khwahish
01:16:05Pehli pyaar
01:16:08Naya pyaar hai
01:16:10Naya eh saas
01:16:15Naya pyaar hai
01:16:17Naya eh saas
01:16:34Tum se dil lagi mein
01:16:38Tum se dosti mein
01:16:41Dil jaane kaise kho gaya
01:16:48Tha jo mera hi
01:16:51Kyun anjaan ban kar
01:16:54Yeh toh bas tera ho ke rah gaya
01:17:01Lekin hua jo
01:17:05Hona hi tha
01:17:08Beka suko ye
01:17:11Khona hi tha
01:17:15Bas hai tasali
01:17:18Humko yahi
01:17:21Tum se hai achha
01:17:24Koi nahi
01:17:28Pehla armaan
01:17:30Pehli jumbish
01:17:32Pehli yaad
01:17:35Pehli chahat
01:17:36Pehli barkat
01:17:38Pehli pyaas
01:17:42Naya pyaar hai
01:17:44Naya eh saas
01:17:48Naya pyaar hai
01:17:50Naya eh saas
01:17:55Naya pyaar hai
01:17:56Naya eh saas
01:18:08Aunty
01:18:09Aarey aarey aarey aarey
01:18:10Aunty
01:18:13Aunty
01:18:14Namaste
01:18:15Aapke liye mitha hai
01:18:16Yeh kisliye mitha hai
01:18:17Main bata aata hun
01:18:18UD hai ghar pe
01:18:19Haan ghar pe apne kamre mein
01:18:20Eh saas
01:18:23Yeh
01:18:25Anarkali ki jagat chhip ke liye kyu aayi
01:18:27Apna karenge pe 8 million views hai
01:18:29It's viral
01:18:30Pagal pan hai
01:18:31Emerging talent of Masoori pe
01:18:32Mujhe perform karne ke liye kulaya hai bro
01:18:36Apna
01:18:37Duniya ki chhod hum apna karenge
01:18:38Dil ki sunenge hum apna karenge
01:18:41Come on
01:18:45Duniya ki chhod hum apna karenge
01:18:47Dil ki sunenge hum apna karenge
01:18:49Hai yaar mera saab sahi jaage se ladenge
01:18:52Main aise perform nahi kar shakta
01:18:55Zyada senti mat ho
01:18:56Pannu ko rest karne de
01:18:58Aur bitta sugar ko aan de
01:19:02Thanks baba
01:19:03Oh wait
01:19:04By the way
01:19:05Bhooli ka
01:19:07Mere show ke 2 VIP passes
01:19:10Sunday 8 baje
01:19:11Wasn't surprised?
01:19:13Re yaar
01:19:14Phir bahi baat
01:19:16Agar bata diya toh surprise kaise hoga
01:19:19But I need to decide what to wear
01:19:21Like kaha jaane hai usse saab se
01:19:23Okay
01:19:27So sir movie jaate
01:19:29Movie?
01:19:31That's a surprise
01:19:34Haan maine socha yaar
01:19:35Bahut din se movie nahi gaye
01:19:36Toh movie dekh lete
01:19:38Why don't we go to a club instead?
01:19:40Like dress up, party
01:19:43Club?
01:19:44Ya
01:19:45Couple banke jaa sakte hain
01:19:48Main hot tum cool
01:19:49Main fire tum eyes
01:19:53Killer combo no?
01:19:54Oh shit
01:19:56Shit
01:19:57Nahi killer combo hai
01:19:59But
01:20:00I forgot ki na mummy ko mamaji ke paas leke jaana
01:20:03Sunday ko
01:20:04It's okay, chill
01:20:06But next Sunday we're going out
01:20:07And no cancelling
01:20:08Pakka
01:20:10College parties
01:20:11They're so cliche
01:20:12Mujhe soch ke weird lag raha hai
01:20:16Crazy crowd, loud music
01:20:17No way
01:20:18Bar counter pe sab log
01:20:19Free daaru ke liye ladenge
01:20:23Phir pool mein ek dusre ko dhakka denge
01:20:26Ek kohne mein ladkiya ulti kar rahi hongi
01:20:28Aur unke boyfriends
01:20:29Unke baal pakad ke khade hongi
01:20:30Toh main hoon na tumhare baal pakadne ke liye
01:20:34Tum boyfriend ho mere?
01:20:38Hmm?
01:20:39Doh ting din se tiffin nahi jaa rahe hain
01:20:41Kya Khanna, Mehra
01:20:42Yeh toh
01:20:43Vrat mein hai kya?
01:20:44Nahi
01:20:45Mere khane se bore ho gaye hain
01:20:46Kahin aur se manga rahe hain aaj kal
01:20:48UD ne kuch kiya kya?
01:20:50Papa, pichle
01:20:51Pandhra din se ek bhi din
01:20:52Khana time pe nahi gaye hain
01:20:53Kabhi kisi ka jaata hai
01:20:54Kabhi jaata hi nahi hai
01:20:55Manday ko sir ka tyre puncture ho gaya
01:20:57Sab sunaate toh mummy ko hi hai na
01:20:59Isme UD kaan se aagaya beech mein?
01:21:00Wo toh chup chaap bag mein
01:21:01Dabbe rakhe
01:21:02Jahaan kahti hoon chala jaata hai
01:21:04Bag ke andar
01:21:05Kitabon mein achar ke daag lag jaate hain
01:21:07Delivery boy thoda na hai wo?
01:21:09Agar hamara khane kisi ko pasand nahi hai
01:21:11Toh us bachi kya kya khusus mein?
01:21:12Naya college hai, badhai hai
01:21:14Humko bhi samajhna chahiye na kuch
01:21:17Samajh toh main raha ho
01:21:19Hai ka naam chala
01:21:23Kisko tha bata ki chudel bhi hot lag sakte hai
01:21:27Aur bhekaari bhi cute lag sakte hai
01:21:31Toh ab tujhe UD ke saath
01:21:32Club and all jaana hai
01:21:33Madam ki khwaish bhi
01:21:34Baad bad nahi rahi hai
01:21:36Mujhe lagta hai
01:21:37Wo achha dancer ho gaye
01:21:38Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:39Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:40Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:41Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:42Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:43Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:44Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:45Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:46Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:47Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:48Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:49Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:50Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:51Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:52Pyaar yaar toh nahi ho gaya babe
01:21:54Pyaar is a very big word
01:21:57But I like spending time with him
01:21:59Aar ban math
01:22:00Main dekha hai class mein
01:22:01Kaise usko mudh mudh ke dekhti hai
01:22:03From hate to like to love
01:22:05Yaar Tricia love story
01:22:07Two shots
01:22:09Oh yeah
01:22:10Let's go
01:22:12One more
01:22:14Bebdi saali
01:22:15Cheers hain toh wait kar leti
01:22:17Cheers
01:22:34Itna hi miss kari toh ask him to come homa na
01:22:36Aayu uski family commitment hai
01:22:38But
01:22:40Guess who's going on a date next weekend
01:22:44Klishay klishay bolte
01:22:46Sab toh kar liya
01:22:48Chal jhuti
01:22:50She is not jhuti
01:22:52She is sachi
01:22:54And she likes klishay
01:22:56Lucky
01:23:00Yuri tu pagal hai kya
01:23:02It's freezing
01:23:05You idiot
01:23:06I'm gonna kill you
01:23:08It's so cold
01:23:09Zyada boli na toh susu kar dunga main
01:23:11Maini toh kar bhi di
01:23:12Sheesh gandhi
01:23:15Yuri
01:23:17Humne
01:23:18Sare klishay follow kar liya nahi
01:23:21Nahi
01:23:27Ek baat hi hai
01:23:32Oolti
01:23:34Sheesh yaar Yuri saali
01:23:36Pagal hai
01:23:43Tujhe oolti karna hai na
01:23:45Chal hum milke oolti karte hain
01:23:49Main tere baal pakhnunga
01:24:07Wow
01:24:09Tumne toh badi asaali se se bata liya
01:24:12Saisha
01:24:13Tum yaha kya kar rahi ho
01:24:15I'm just here to meet my boyfriend Yuri
01:24:18Saisha hum baad mein baat karein please
01:24:20Yuri
01:24:22Tum Saisha ke boyfriend ho
01:24:24Let me explain
01:24:25Kya bol rahi hai yeh
01:24:26Main bataati ho
01:24:28Rahul sir
01:24:30Main bataati ho
01:24:32Rahul sir
01:24:33Main bataati ho
01:24:35Rahul yaad hai
01:24:37Wo ghatiya bet yaad hai
01:24:38Jo Rahul ke saath tumne mujhpe lagayi thi
01:24:40Saisha please
01:24:42Isi same bet maini Yuri ke saath lagayi thi
01:24:45To date you
01:24:46Dump you
01:24:48And break your heart
01:24:49Saisha please
01:24:50Par heart toh tab break hota hai na Ash
01:24:53Jab heart ho
01:24:54Kyun Ash
01:24:56Well done Yuri
01:25:00But we don't need to do this any longer
01:25:02Just dump her
01:25:06Aur apna status update kar do
01:25:08You're officially Saisha Oberoi's boyfriend from today
01:25:15And now
01:25:16We are even
01:25:22Ash
01:25:23Please
01:25:25Ash
01:25:27Saisha
01:25:30Saisha yaar hum kal baat kar sakte the
01:25:31I'm really sorry
01:25:32Main toh tumhe jaanti bhi nahi thi
01:25:36Tum hi aaye na mere paas
01:25:40Tumne bol bol kar mujhe yaqeen dila diya that you love me
01:25:44And you're crazy about me Yuri
01:25:48Tumhara pahalwa jaisa pyaar dekh ke
01:25:51I also fell for you
01:25:53Mujhe bhi tumse pyaar ho gaya Yuri
01:25:57Tumhari girlfriend ban na chahti ho
01:26:04Kya tum mere boyfriend banoge
01:26:07Tum banoge mere boyfriend
01:26:16Toh deez hai Shubh Roy
01:26:20Sab se raste hain
01:26:22Mere saath time spend karne ke liye
01:26:24Aur aaj tum mere saath yaha par gade ho
01:26:27Par mere phir bhi kitni akeli ho
01:26:32Why?
01:26:33Kyu?
01:26:34Why me?
01:26:35I'm sorry
01:26:37Kyu kiya tumne mere saath aisa Yuri
01:26:40Mere kya hikaran pata
01:26:42And next we have upcoming rap star
01:26:45Bitter Sugar
01:26:47For you guys
01:26:49Come on
01:26:50Bitter Sugar
01:26:51Come on
01:26:53Aaj tu khada hai jis mode pe
01:26:55Us mode pe koi bacha saath nahi
01:26:57Nahi duniya jo rakhi tune odh ke
01:26:59Uske paas tere dard ka ilaj nahi
01:27:01Jo bhi paaya tune teri hi karni thi
01:27:03Aur ab soche sahi sab kuch karne ki
01:27:05Yahi wada tha apna karenge hum
01:27:07Par jo dil toote teri hi marzi thi
01:27:09Aur ab khud ko tu dhund raha tukdo mein
01:27:11Kya mai keh du kya rakha hai dukdo mein
01:27:13Jo tu sach mein hai dikha seena taan ke
01:27:15Man mein jaan khud ko tu pehchaan le
01:27:18Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:21Khud ko tu jaan le
01:27:22Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:25Khud ko tu jaan le
01:27:26Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:29Khud ko tu jaan le
01:27:30Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:33Khud ko tu jaan le
01:27:34Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:51Sharma ji
01:27:54Time dekha aapne
01:27:57Nahi chal kya raha hai tere demang mein
01:27:59Humko bhi toh pata lage
01:28:01Phone karte hai toh tu phone nahi uthata
01:28:03Maa khaana bana ke ghar mein rakhti hai
01:28:05Tu bhaar se khaan ke aata hai
01:28:07Roj itna khaana phekhna padta hai
01:28:092 baje raat ko tu ghar aata hai
01:28:11Yeh ghar hai ya dharamshala
01:28:14Sorry papa
01:28:16Sorry ka chod
01:28:17Main tutse baat kar raha hoon
01:28:18Sorry ka chod
01:28:19Main tutse baat kar raha hoon
01:28:20Samjha
01:28:25Teri itni himmat
01:28:27Sharaap pi ke aaye tu
01:28:28Main samjha do
01:28:29Arey tune samjha hai hota
01:28:30Toh aaj yeh din nahi dekhna padta
01:28:33Seeli jaagti rehti hai na raat raat bhar
01:28:35Isi ki chinta mein hum mare jaa rahe hain na
01:28:37Aur hum taras rahe hain
01:28:38Humari bhi chinta koi kar le
01:28:40Lekin nahi
01:28:41Abhi toh sahab jaade
01:28:42Sharaap pi ke aayenge
01:28:45Madam
01:28:46Bahut
01:28:46Nahi
01:28:47Bahut badi galti ho gaye
01:28:48Isko aakar ban daal ke
01:28:49Sanskaar bhool gaye apne
01:28:51Yeh yeh
01:28:52Yeh kya hai yeh
01:28:53Haan
01:28:54Yeh kapde
01:28:55Yeh shakal
01:28:57Yeh baal
01:29:00Tujhe nahi bhaichanta
01:29:01Main toh meri aulaad hi nahi hai
01:29:04Aap kya Sharma ji
01:29:07Main khudko nahi bhaichan ba raha
01:29:08Bhaar nikal
01:29:09Abhi nikal bhaise bhaar
01:29:11Shruti
01:29:12Shruti
01:29:13Arey chhodo chko
01:29:14Chhodo chhodo
01:29:15Chhodo chhodo
01:29:16Chhodo
01:29:17Toh aap sojo please
01:29:19Chaliye aap andar chaliye
01:29:21Chaliye
01:29:22Sala putta
01:29:24Students
01:29:26Is saal Christmas party mein
01:29:27We will be raising funds
01:29:28For the Palak NGO
01:29:30Principal ma'am ka target hai
01:29:31Ki aap sab milke
01:29:33Ek fundraiser ke zariye
01:29:34Five lakh rupees raise karenge
01:29:37And the good news is
01:29:38That the funds will be donated
01:29:39To the Palak Orphanage
01:29:41And all I can suggest
01:29:42Is the more the number that volunteers
01:29:44The better you will perform
01:29:45In this task
01:29:47Just a moment
01:29:48Boli
01:29:51Yudhishthir
01:29:53You have been called
01:29:54At the principal's office
01:29:55Please leave
01:29:58Yes ma'am you called for me
01:30:00Yudhishthir I was just
01:30:01Speaking with your father
01:30:03Unhone tumhe puri fees di thi
01:30:05Par tumhare account mein
01:30:06Abhi bhi twenty thousand pending hai
01:30:10Unhone paise diye the
01:30:12Mene vada diye
01:30:13Why may I ask?
01:30:15Cool banne ke liye
01:30:17No actually
01:30:19Oko time mein
01:30:20Saare bachche bohot
01:30:21Cool hote na
01:30:23Aur main
01:30:24Cool nahi tha
01:30:26Toh
01:30:27Maine socha
01:30:28Cool banna toh zaruri hai
01:30:30Mana you don't fit in
01:30:32I just wanted to
01:30:33Belong
01:30:35Aur pata nahi
01:30:36Is chakkar mein
01:30:37Kab saare paise kharch ho gaye
01:30:39I am sorry papa
01:30:40I appreciate your honesty
01:30:42Okay
01:30:43Mr. Sharma
01:30:44Aapko ek mahine mein
01:30:45Balance free pay karne hi hogi
01:30:46Varna aapke bete ka
01:30:47Admission cancel ho jayega
01:30:49Dubaara fees bharne ki
01:30:51Phiri haisiyat nahi hai madam
01:30:53Aapko jaisa theek lage
01:30:54Aapke liye
01:30:56Thank you
01:31:01Papa
01:31:03Papa just
01:31:06Papa
01:31:08Papa ek minute baat se
01:31:13Papa
01:31:16Lekin jhoot
01:31:18Jhoot kabhi mat bholna mujhe
01:31:21Agar mujhe kabhi pata chala
01:31:22Ke tune mujhe jhoor bola hai
01:31:25Bahot dukh hua beta
01:31:27Mujhe lagega ke
01:31:28Shahad meri parvareesh mein
01:31:29Hi koi kabhi rahe nahi
01:31:43Aunty, Ash
01:31:48Just one minute
01:31:50Ash, I am sorry
01:31:51Ash just one minute
01:31:52Please listen to me
01:31:53Don't touch me
01:31:54Bene tumhare saath bahot galat ki
01:31:55I am really sorry
01:31:56Ek baad mein baat sunlo
01:31:57Mom please ask him to leave
01:31:58UD leave
01:31:59Aunty just one minute
01:32:00Mom please ask him to leave
01:32:01Ash jaisa lag raha hai
01:32:02Waisa nahi hai
01:32:03Leave I said
01:32:04Please stay away from Ash
01:32:05Ash ek baad
01:32:07Please stay away from Ash
01:32:09Just leave
01:32:12Majha
01:32:17Majha
01:32:18Ishq damon se
01:32:20Toote
01:32:32Majha
01:32:33Ishq damon se
01:32:35Toote
01:32:38Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:32:40Yeh bandhan
01:32:41Bole tadpan
01:32:42Lagi chhute na
01:32:45Lagi chhute na
01:32:57Lagi chhute na
01:33:00Lagi chhute na
01:33:03Lagi chhute na
01:33:06Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:08Yeh bandhan
01:33:09Bole tadpan
01:33:10Lagi chhute na
01:33:13Lagi chhute na
01:33:40Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:42Yeh bandhan
01:33:43Bole tadpan
01:33:44Lagi chhute na
01:33:45Lagi chhute na
01:33:46Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:47Yeh bandhan
01:33:48Bole tadpan
01:33:49Lagi chhute na
01:33:50Lagi chhute na
01:33:51Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:52Yeh bandhan
01:33:53Bole tadpan
01:33:54Lagi chhute na
01:33:55Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:56Yeh bandhan
01:33:57Bole tadpan
01:33:58Lagi chhute na
01:33:59Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:00Yeh bandhan
01:34:01Bole tadpan
01:34:02Lagi chhute na
01:34:03Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:04Yeh bandhan
01:34:05Bole tadpan
01:34:06Lagi chhute na
01:34:07Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:08Yeh bandhan
01:34:09Bole tadpan
01:34:10Lagi chhute na
01:34:11Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:12Yeh bandhan
01:34:13Bole tadpan
01:34:14Lagi chhute na
01:34:15Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:16Yeh bandhan
01:34:17Bole tadpan
01:34:18Lagi chhute na
01:34:19Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:20Yeh bandhan
01:34:21Bole tadpan
01:34:22Lagi chhute na
01:34:23Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:24Yeh bandhan
01:34:25Bole tadpan
01:34:26Lagi chhute na
01:34:27Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:28Yeh bandhan
01:34:29Bole tadpan
01:34:30Lagi chhute na
01:34:31Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:32Yeh bandhan
01:34:33Bole tadpan
01:34:34Lagi chhute na
01:34:35Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:36Yeh bandhan
01:34:37Bole tadpan
01:34:38Lagi chhute na
01:34:39Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:40Yeh bandhan
01:34:41Bole tadpan
01:34:42Lagi chhute na
01:34:43Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:44Yeh bandhan
01:34:45Bole tadpan
01:34:46Lagi chhute na
01:34:47Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:48Yeh bandhan
01:34:49Bole tadpan
01:34:50Lagi chhute na
01:34:51Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:52Yeh bandhan
01:34:53Bole tadpan
01:34:54Lagi chhute na
01:34:55Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:56Yeh bandhan
01:34:57Bole tadpan
01:34:58Lagi chhute na
01:34:59Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:35:00Yeh bandhan
01:35:01Bole tadpan
01:35:02Lagi chhute na
01:35:03Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:35:04Yeh bandhan
01:35:05Lagi chhute na
01:35:06Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:35:07Yeh bandhan
01:35:08Bole tadpan
01:35:09Lagi chhute na
01:35:10Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:35:11Yeh bandhan
01:35:12Bole tadpan
01:35:13Lagi chhute na
01:35:14Edi kiya kar rhe hai Geti
01:35:15Edi
01:35:16Yeh bandhan
01:35:17Lagi chhute na
01:35:18Tera mere jaane kaisa hai
01:35:19Yeh raavi
01:35:20toh hai
01:35:21Ei dalse
01:35:22Chi sinha
01:35:22Echi
01:35:28wale
01:35:33What happened to you, Daddu?
01:35:35Nothing.
01:35:43Daddu, please do something.
01:35:47You will have to do something.
01:35:51You did what you wanted to do, right?
01:35:53That was not right.
01:35:55I made a huge mistake.
01:35:57Mistakes are called mistakes because
01:35:59no one does it on purpose.
01:36:01Now you understand your mistake, right?
01:36:03Now you do what you want to do.
01:36:05It will be right.
01:36:07Do you know why?
01:36:11Because you are not a bad person.
01:36:13You are my brother.
01:36:15Use your brain for the right things.
01:36:17Come on.
01:36:19Now focus on the right things.
01:36:21Let's see what happens.
01:36:23Mr. Sharma.
01:36:25Do you have a bike or a scooter?
01:36:27Sir, I have a scooter.
01:36:292 for Rs. 8 and 2 for Rs. 8.
01:36:31Do you have a car registration form?
01:36:33This is insurance, this is a license
01:36:35and this is a photocopy.
01:36:37Download the SPD delivery app.
01:36:39And buy your uniform from there.
01:36:41Join from Monday.
01:36:43Okay, sir.
01:36:45You look like a hero.
01:36:47Why do you want to work?
01:36:49Do you want to buy a gift for your girlfriend or go on a holiday?
01:36:53I have to pay the college fees.
01:36:55One advice.
01:36:57The more you deliver,
01:36:59the more bonus you will earn.
01:37:01And you will pay the college fees soon.
01:37:03All the best.
01:37:11Bro, delivery boy.
01:37:25Thank you.
01:37:55Listen to me.
01:38:01You pass the door.
01:38:05My mistakes.
01:38:11My mistakes.
01:38:15The fun of love
01:38:17does not break.
01:38:21Your and my life
01:38:23is a bond.
01:38:25The fun of love
01:38:27does not break.
01:38:29Does not break.
01:38:51Did you get the bonus?
01:38:53Thank you.
01:38:59So, ma'am, what do you think?
01:39:03What makes you think I'll agree to that?
01:39:05Well, ma'am,
01:39:07my mom is the best cook in the world.
01:39:09North Indian, South Indian,
01:39:11Mughlai, Continental, Chinese, A1 in all.
01:39:13If we have a stall on the fundraiser,
01:39:15then your half fund will be raised from there.
01:39:17I have been trying the food of the four top caterers
01:39:19for the past four days.
01:39:21What have I put on so much of weight?
01:39:23What, ma'am?
01:39:25If you take off your glasses,
01:39:27you'll look like my classmate.
01:39:29Flat free is not going to get you anywhere, ma'am.
01:39:31I'm sorry, I've just decided.
01:39:33This is the best food.
01:39:35And this pickle, this just seals the deal.
01:39:37Yes!
01:39:39Thank you so much.
01:39:41Why are you thanking me?
01:39:43I just said I'm sorry.
01:39:45Because this pickle has sealed the deal
01:39:47and this food was made by my mom.
01:39:49With her own hands.
01:39:51Actually, I had exchanged your caterer's box
01:39:53with my mom's tiffin.
01:39:55If you take off your glasses, you'll look like my classmate.
01:39:57Thank you, ma'am. Bye.
01:40:01That scoundrel created a misunderstanding between the two of them.
01:40:03And it's very important to clear it.
01:40:05Otherwise, they'll keep hating each other
01:40:07for the rest of their lives, thinking it's the other person's fault.
01:40:09One of them will get shot and the other one will rap about Onno Shivaay.
01:40:11And why do you think I'll do it?
01:40:13He's cute, man.
01:40:15Will you stop joking?
01:40:17Alex was a friend of both of them.
01:40:19He's Saisha's and he was Ash's too.
01:40:21And you know how much they miss each other.
01:40:23We're not talking about both of them.
01:40:25Why are you putting in so much effort?
01:40:27What's your use in this?
01:40:29Sometimes, you don't look useful.
01:40:33Where are you going?
01:40:35Whose stuff is this?
01:40:37It's yours.
01:40:39It's mine?
01:40:41It's not mine.
01:40:43You've come to the wrong address.
01:40:45A-291, Pratap Road, Shivkuloni.
01:40:47Yes, it's my address.
01:40:49Ma'am, it's yours too.
01:40:51It's his money.
01:40:53I've paid for it.
01:40:55Who gave it to you?
01:40:57Rs. 16,900.
01:40:59Where did you get the money from?
01:41:01It's from my salary for a month.
01:41:03You were going to pay the college fees with that money, right?
01:41:05Yes, but I don't want to go to Oakwood.
01:41:07So, you're not going to college?
01:41:09I'll go, Mom.
01:41:11I'll go to Kishanchan.
01:41:13Guddu and I will go together.
01:41:15We'll save on petrol too.
01:41:17He got all that stuff for me.
01:41:19Well done, son.
01:41:21First, steal Rs. 20,000 to become cool.
01:41:23Then, earn money to pay the fees
01:41:25and then sell it.
01:41:27Okay, brother.
01:41:29If you want to go to Kishangan,
01:41:31then go to Kishangan.
01:41:33If you want to go to Oakwood, then go to Oakwood.
01:41:35If you want to study, then study.
01:41:37If you don't want to study, then don't study.
01:41:39And forgive us, son.
01:41:41We'll be able to get through you.
01:41:49So, you mean to say
01:41:51Rahul lied to both of us?
01:41:53What a trash hole!
01:41:57Shit!
01:41:59I've said so much today.
01:42:03Thank you, Alex.
01:42:11Hey!
01:42:13Who's the cutest?
01:42:15Who's the cutest?
01:42:17Who's the cutest?
01:42:19Who's the hottest?
01:42:21And together we are the best.
01:42:23Where's Ash?
01:42:25There she is.
01:42:27Didi?
01:42:29Put the food down.
01:42:31What are you doing?
01:42:33Where are you taking me?
01:42:35I love you, aunty.
01:42:37Where are you taking me?
01:42:39I'm taking you to my room.
01:42:41Sasha, leave my hand.
01:42:43Sit down.
01:42:45I didn't know he was lying.
01:42:47If I knew, I would've told you.
01:42:49You could've told me if you knew.
01:42:51Why?
01:42:53I'm a bloody parasite, no?
01:42:55I'm feeding off you. I'm nobody.
01:42:57And why would you listen to nobody?
01:42:59Just shut up.
01:43:01You shut up. You said such horrible things to me.
01:43:03Because I was hurt.
01:43:05I felt used and cheap and humiliated.
01:43:07It just wanted you to feel the same.
01:43:09I did, Sasha.
01:43:11I did feel the same.
01:43:13I did everything.
01:43:15Sometimes I wished you and Rahul wouldn't have met.
01:43:17Do you know what he said to me?
01:43:21I'm good.
01:43:23But not out of his league.
01:43:25The worst thing is
01:43:27my best friend put such a bet on me.
01:43:29Why did you do it, Ash?
01:43:33God.
01:43:35Listen.
01:43:37I'm very sorry.
01:43:39It was a stupid joke.
01:43:41It just slipped out of my mouth.
01:43:43Please forgive me.
01:43:45I'm also really sorry.
01:43:47I shouldn't have said those things to you.
01:43:49But you know I didn't mean any of that, right?
01:43:51I swear, I didn't mean any of that.
01:43:55God, Neema.
01:43:57You're so stupid.
01:43:59I'm not stupid. You're stupid.
01:44:01I'm smart.
01:44:03Will you get slapped?
01:44:05Go ahead.
01:44:07I deserve it.
01:44:11I missed you.
01:44:13I missed you so much.
01:44:15I missed you too.
01:44:21You dog.
01:44:27Mom, where's the big box?
01:44:29I'll keep it here.
01:44:31Uti, take this roti.
01:44:33Okay.
01:44:35Guddu.
01:44:37Yes, mom.
01:44:39I'll do it.
01:44:41I'll do it.
01:44:43I'll do it.
01:44:57What are you doing?
01:44:59What are you doing?
01:45:01Take it away.
01:45:03It's useless.
01:45:05Put it on the table.
01:45:07Here you go.
01:45:11It's done.
01:45:13Close it from here.
01:45:15What are you doing?
01:45:17Get up.
01:45:19Close it.
01:45:21Don't tell dad.
01:45:23I won't.
01:45:25Go talk to him.
01:45:27If they stay in India any longer,
01:45:29they'll be killed.
01:45:31China, Taiwan, Viva...
01:45:33Have you kept the papad and tea?
01:45:35Hurry up.
01:45:37It smells so good.
01:45:39It's the smell of hard work.
01:45:41Let's go.
01:45:43Be careful.
01:45:57Kids, I hand over the evening to you.
01:45:59Everyone, enjoy yourselves.
01:46:01Awkward high.
01:46:03We catch the spine.
01:46:05Awkward high.
01:46:07We catch the spine.
01:46:09Awkward high.
01:46:11We catch the spine.
01:46:13Thank you.
01:46:17Hey, guys.
01:46:19Welcome to the funky photo booth.
01:46:21Welcome to the funky photo booth.
01:46:23Welcome to the funky photo booth.
01:46:25Welcome to the funky photo booth.
01:46:27With sassy Saisha.
01:46:29And assy Ash.
01:46:31I'm praising you.
01:46:33Me too.
01:46:35Enjoy your meal.
01:46:37Thank you.
01:46:39Perfect.
01:46:41Ready?
01:46:43Thank you.
01:46:47Is my order ready?
01:46:49Costume?
01:46:51Why aren't you wearing it?
01:46:53Thank you.
01:46:55Why don't you wear it?
01:46:57I'm not an awkward student anymore.
01:46:59Should I call dad?
01:47:01Should I ask him?
01:47:07No.
01:47:09I'm still wondering
01:47:11why did Rahul send you to confess?
01:47:13Yes.
01:47:15Your cousin
01:47:17hurt me.
01:47:19And apology is through.
01:47:21Why didn't you come?
01:47:23He said, if I go,
01:47:25Ash will start rapping
01:47:27and Saisha
01:47:29will start taking pills.
01:47:31Funny guy.
01:47:33Who said that?
01:47:35It's not important.
01:47:37What's important
01:47:39is that you're together.
01:47:41Thanks.
01:47:43And I'm glad
01:47:45I was able to clear your misunderstanding.
01:47:47I had a misunderstanding too.
01:47:49I thought
01:47:51I loved you.
01:47:53And then I thought
01:47:55I fell in love with you.
01:47:57But you can't fall in love
01:47:59by lying to someone
01:48:01or hurting someone.
01:48:03That's basically wrong.
01:48:07Moral of the story?
01:48:09There will be many ups and downs in life.
01:48:11But best friends
01:48:13stay forever.
01:48:15Saisha.
01:48:17Ash.
01:48:19I'm really sorry.
01:48:21Ladies and gentlemen.
01:48:23Now it's time to announce the winner of the best all.
01:48:25Today is my last day in Oakwood.
01:48:29Forgive me if you can.
01:48:31Last day?
01:48:33You're leaving college?
01:48:35The prize goes to
01:48:37Yudhishthir Sharma.
01:48:39Congratulations!
01:48:41I really miss you.
01:48:43Thanks.
01:48:45Yudhishthir, please come on stage
01:48:47and collect your trophy.
01:48:49Yudhishthir!
01:48:51Yudhishthir!
01:48:53Yudhishthir!
01:48:55Yudhishthir!
01:48:57Yudhishthir!
01:48:59Yudhishthir!
01:49:01Yudhishthir!
01:49:03Yudhishthir!
01:49:05Yudhishthir!
01:49:07Yudhishthir!
01:49:09Yudhishthir!
01:49:11Yudhishthir!
01:49:13Yudhishthir!
01:49:15Yudhishthir!
01:49:17Yudhishthir!
01:49:19Yudhishthir!
01:49:21Yudhishthir!
01:49:23Say whatever you want to say.
01:49:25Thank you, Principal Madam.
01:49:27Thank you, Madam.
01:49:29Congratulations, aunty!
01:49:31She talks so much at home.
01:49:33Please give it up for the best
01:49:35chef in the world,
01:49:37Mrs. Jaya Sharma.
01:49:39Aunty, come on!
01:49:41Congratulations!
01:49:43You guys rock!
01:49:45You guys rock!
01:49:47Kalu!
01:49:49How sweet!
01:49:51Hey, Yudi!
01:49:53Say something, bro!
01:49:55Can't you hear us?
01:49:57Come on, guys!
01:49:59Hey, dude! Say something!
01:50:01No, man.
01:50:03Come on, guys!
01:50:05Come on, guys!
01:50:07Come on, guys!
01:50:09Come on, Yudi!
01:50:11He's here!
01:50:13I got slapped
01:50:15because of your entertainment.
01:50:17Hey! Don't say I love you this time.
01:50:19Idiot!
01:50:21You'll get slapped again.
01:50:25Actually,
01:50:27I'll say I love you.
01:50:29Again?
01:50:31Don't be scared.
01:50:33I get slapped every day.
01:50:35What kind of story is this?
01:50:37This story is about
01:50:39a superhero family.
01:50:41All the superheroes,
01:50:43except one.
01:50:45Hero number one,
01:50:47Superman, the middle-class
01:50:49Indian father.
01:50:51One Superman is tensed
01:50:53about saving the world.
01:50:55The other one is tensed
01:50:57about saving money
01:50:59somehow.
01:51:01One Superman spreads his red sheet
01:51:03and flies away.
01:51:05Don't be scared.
01:51:07Spread your legs as much as you can.
01:51:11Hero number two,
01:51:13Wonder Woman.
01:51:15Your mom, right?
01:51:17Now, look.
01:51:19Wonder Woman has never lost to anyone.
01:51:21So, does your mom
01:51:23lose to anyone?
01:51:25In the world,
01:51:27it's impossible for her to bargain
01:51:29in any shop and not win.
01:51:31It's not a joke
01:51:33to buy coriander and chillies for free.
01:51:37Be brave.
01:51:41Hero number three,
01:51:43Captain America.
01:51:45The first son of the family.
01:51:47First in everything.
01:51:49First in his class.
01:51:51First in everything.
01:51:53First in everything.
01:51:55And I'm like, what the f...
01:51:57First.
01:51:59Nice one.
01:52:03Since there are so many superheroes,
01:52:05there should be a villain, right?
01:52:07Of course.
01:52:09The villain of this story
01:52:11is the youngest son of this family.
01:52:13Mr. Yatichu.
01:52:15Bro, that's such a weird name.
01:52:17He's as weird as his name.
01:52:19He thought he was better than all of them.
01:52:21He used to wonder
01:52:23where this down-market middle-class family
01:52:25was born.
01:52:27According to him, he should have been born
01:52:29in a Tate Birla's house.
01:52:31He had only one goal in life.
01:52:33To look cool in front of everyone.
01:52:35Even if he had to lie
01:52:37or take shortcuts,
01:52:39it didn't matter.
01:52:41He just wanted to be cool.
01:52:43And do you know what was his superpower?
01:52:45You tell us, dude.
01:52:47Running faster than everyone.
01:52:49He used to run from everything.
01:52:51From problems,
01:52:53from truth,
01:52:55from responsibility,
01:52:57from himself
01:52:59and from his own dreams.
01:53:01And while running,
01:53:03he left everyone behind.
01:53:05And to look cool,
01:53:07he broke
01:53:09his friends' hearts.
01:53:13Then,
01:53:15life hit him
01:53:17so hard
01:53:19that there was silence
01:53:21in front of him.
01:53:23When he fell,
01:53:25who picked him up?
01:53:27Who?
01:53:29Our heroes.
01:53:31When the heroes
01:53:33raised their hands,
01:53:35this fool realized
01:53:37that when you're with your loved ones,
01:53:39even zero becomes a hero.
01:53:47And who knew
01:53:49that this idiot would also realize
01:53:51that Captain America,
01:53:53his big brother,
01:53:55was the first one to get scolded
01:53:57by his parents.
01:53:59When Mr. Yatiju used to sleep
01:54:01selling horses at home,
01:54:03he was the first one
01:54:05to get up early in the morning
01:54:07and stand in the queue
01:54:09to get flour and electricity.
01:54:11Wonder Woman.
01:54:13Take my mom for example.
01:54:15What did she do by saving
01:54:17Rs. 12 for so many years?
01:54:19She bought a scooter
01:54:21so that I could come to college easily
01:54:23and sit for lunch.
01:54:25And most of the time,
01:54:27I eat the coriander-chilli chutney
01:54:29while she sits for lunch.
01:54:33And Superman.
01:54:35The father of every family.
01:54:37The bed in which
01:54:39he talks about staying,
01:54:41is the same bed in which
01:54:43he makes all our dreams come true.
01:54:45And he never shows it.
01:54:47He doesn't spend Rs. 200
01:54:49to get his glasses fixed,
01:54:51he spends Rs. 150,000 in one go.
01:54:53Why?
01:54:55So that I can fulfill my dreams.
01:54:57Maybe our dad
01:54:59doesn't fly like Superman,
01:55:01but he always wants
01:55:03our flight to be the highest.
01:55:09So what did Mr. Yatiju learn?
01:55:11He learned
01:55:13that the real cool guy
01:55:15is the one
01:55:17who is real.
01:55:21So true.
01:55:27Oh shit!
01:55:29I forgot that.
01:55:31Okay.
01:55:33We all love our parents,
01:55:35correct?
01:55:37But we are a little stingy
01:55:39when it comes to expressing our love.
01:55:41Especially to our dads.
01:55:43I don't know why
01:55:45there's always a distance
01:55:47in the name of respect.
01:55:49Let's keep it simple.
01:55:51Let's express it openly.
01:55:53He's my dad.
01:55:55Meet the coolest dad in the world.
01:55:59Mr. Sharma.
01:56:01My Superman.
01:56:05Mr. Sharma.
01:56:07Don't be shy.
01:56:11I love you.
01:56:13I love you the most.
01:56:17My dad is the only one
01:56:19who keeps
01:56:21and washes
01:56:23only me.
01:56:25Only me.
01:56:27When he climbs the pyre,
01:56:29his shoes fly
01:56:31and fall.
01:56:33Only me.
01:56:35Only me.
01:56:37Wow!
01:56:39That was good.
01:56:41But which villain is Yatiju?
01:56:43Yatiju, it's me.
01:56:45Yatiju, it's you.
01:56:47Yatiju, it's you too.
01:56:49Me?
01:56:51No, ma'am, it's not you.
01:56:53What are you doing?
01:56:55Dad, it's not you.
01:56:57But I told you Yatiju is a little crooked.
01:56:59Who is he?
01:57:01Turn around and see for yourself.
01:57:03I told you.
01:57:07Liar.
01:57:09I told you.
01:57:15Sorry.
01:57:19Why didn't you wear a fancy dress?
01:57:21What difference does it make?
01:57:23It's the last day of school.
01:57:25You're not going anywhere.
01:57:27I've paid the fees.
01:57:29But dad,
01:57:31it's awkward.
01:57:33It's not awkward, it's awkward.
01:57:35Take off your shoes.
01:57:39Saisha.
01:57:41Ash.
01:57:43I have some bad news.
01:57:45What happened?
01:57:47I'm not leaving Hookwood.
01:57:49You're crazy.
01:57:51So we'll be in the same class for two more years.
01:57:53We'll have to be friends.
01:57:55Friends?
01:57:57Friends.
01:57:59Are you crazy?
01:58:01Listen.
01:58:03He has two girlfriends.
01:58:05You don't even have one.
01:58:07Be a little cool.
01:58:09Okay, I'll be cool.
01:58:11You're fine like this.
01:58:15Look, I've learned a lot.
01:58:17But while falling,
01:58:19falling, getting up,
01:58:21falling, getting up,
01:58:23I did it.
01:58:25Finally, I became a real cool guy.
01:58:29My heart will sing.
01:58:31Who knew?
01:58:33Everything will be chill.
01:58:35Who knew?
01:58:37Our friendship will bring such a color.
01:58:39Who knew?
01:58:41It will become a matter of words.
01:58:43Who knew?
01:58:45It's my fault too.
01:58:47I didn't feel guilty.
01:58:49Maybe I was wrong.
01:58:51Maybe.
01:58:53Now there's no stop in me.
01:58:55I will get all the happiness.
01:58:57Who knew?
01:58:59Our friendship will bring such a color.
01:59:01Who knew?
01:59:03It's my fault too.
01:59:05I didn't feel guilty.
01:59:07Maybe I was wrong.
01:59:09Maybe.
01:59:11Now there's no stop in me.
01:59:13I will get all the happiness.
01:59:15Who knew?
01:59:17It's my fault too.
01:59:19I didn't feel guilty.
01:59:21Maybe.
01:59:23Now there's no stop in me.
01:59:25Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:27Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:29Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:31Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:33Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:35Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:37Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:39Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:41Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:43Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:45Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:47Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:49Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:51Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.