(READ DESCRIPTION) Playhouse Video's Great Western Round Up promo (Version 2)

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The promo that was on 1990 reprints of westerns distributed by CBS/Fox's kids and family division Playhouse Video. Originally part of @davidsmoviehouseakaferrisb898's upload of the VHS opening to The Culpepper Cattle Co (I DON'T SUPPORT HIM AFTER HE SAID THE N SLUR IN HIS CLAYTON CONDO RANT I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCC5m0d_7LU&t=51s NOT FOR KIDS LOL

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00:00Listen up, folks, because M. Vermits at Playhouse Video has lassoed the best dagger burn collection of cowboy movies you've ever laid eyes on.

00:10It's our great western roundup, and it's jam-packed with gunfights, smooching, and the greatest collection of stars ever to ride the range.

00:19Really?

00:21Yes, it's a cast of thousands.

00:23You mean hundreds?

00:26How about one little, two little, three little Indians?

00:30Burt Reynolds is sore as hell at Jim Brown.

00:33If you've got to kill him, why don't you let me have him?

00:35Raquel Welch wants revenge.

00:37They should have killed him.

00:39And we'll stop at very little to get 100 rifles.

00:44Gary Grimes wants to hit the dusty trail.

00:47Because we want to be a cowboy, more than anything, Mr. Culpepper.

00:51To prove to Billy Greenbush he's a man.

00:54Well, that's what's helping that fisher boy.

00:56When he earns a summer job with the Culpepper Cattle Company.

01:00They killed him.

01:02Jesse did?

01:04Yeah, shot through the back when he wasn't looking.

01:07There's no other way they could have got Jesse.

01:10And Henry Fonda is mad enough to return.

01:13Good hunting, Frank.

01:15In The Return of Frank James.

01:18You don't say. I didn't even know he was feeling poorly.

01:21This Henry fella sure is thirsty for blood.

01:25Because Richard Boone, Stuart Whitman and Tony Franciosa

01:29are old cow hands on the Rio Conchos.

01:33Billy, you got any other bright ideas that doesn't spur him enough?

01:37I wrote him, though. I wrote him clean.

01:40And this young Indian is capable of amazing rodeo feats.

01:44But he has reservations about the ways of the white man Richard Widmark.

01:50When the legends die.

01:53This guy's hot for a story.

01:55All right, it's no story. Everybody knows about it.

01:58But the other guy's really good with secrets.

02:00You got my word.

02:02It's Sonora or bust when Jim Brown, Lee Van Cleef, Fred Williamson,

02:07Catherine Spock, Jim Kelly and Barry Sullivan take a hard ride.

02:12You're bluffing.

02:14No, two young outlaws are in the formative years

02:17just trying to polish their skills.

02:19William Catt and Tom Berenger star in Butch and Sundance.

02:24The early days.

02:29Is that Butch? Sorry.

02:31Yep, it's the best darned bushel of shoot-em-ups you've ever seen.

02:35Great western titles with great western stars.

02:38So saddle up and mosey on down to your favorite video saloon.

02:43And rustle up a good old time for playhouse video

02:46Great Western Roundup.

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