The Ultimate Playhouse Video Promo Collection (Part 1)
Please let me know if anything is out of order and/or missing.
Both the Muppet Home Video promo and the generic Playhouse Video promo were originally uploaded by @ChuckD79. The Faerie Tale Theatre promo was originally uploaded by @tornadoman14.
0:00-2:17 Muppet Home Video promo
2:17-9:21 Faerie Tale Theatre promo
9:21-13:12 generic Playhouse Video promo
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
Both the Muppet Home Video promo and the generic Playhouse Video promo were originally uploaded by @ChuckD79. The Faerie Tale Theatre promo was originally uploaded by @tornadoman14.
0:00-2:17 Muppet Home Video promo
2:17-9:21 Faerie Tale Theatre promo
9:21-13:12 generic Playhouse Video promo
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
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00:00It's drama.
00:02What are you guys doing?
00:04Patriot, take it over the show.
00:06You'll never get away with it.
00:08It's music.
00:10Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:16It's romance.
00:18Let me take you away from all this.
00:20A marriage made in heaven, a frog and a pig.
00:22We could have bouncing baby fix.
00:24It's time to play the music.
00:26It's time to light the light.
00:28It's time to meet the Muppets.
00:32It's Muppet Mania.
00:34First, it's the Muppet Review.
00:36Kermit and Fozzie recall their most memorable moments with all your favorite characters.
00:41The Swedish Chef.
00:43He's good and he's good.
00:45Good and he's good.
00:47He's good and he's good.
00:49He's good and he's good.
00:51Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
00:53Is there a gorilla in here?
00:55With Paul Williams, Harry Belafonte and Rita Moreno.
00:58And of course, Miss Piggy and the rest of the gang.
01:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, say the line.
01:07And the continuing story of a love so true.
01:11A love that's withstood the test of time.
01:13The Kermit and Piggy story.
01:18I'm mad about that frog.
01:26Join Raquel Welch, Loretta Swit, Tony Randall and Cheryl Ladd
01:31as they celebrate the love story of the century.
01:34And for the kid in us all, it's children's songs and stories with the Muppets
01:38featuring John Denver, Julie Andrews, Brooke Shields, Twiggy, Charles Osnavor
01:44and sing along with Judy Collins.
01:47I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
01:51I guess I'll die.
01:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:58And finally, it's a lyrical spring with rock music with the Muppets.
02:03Jam with Alice Cooper, Linda Ronstadt, Debra Harry, Ben Vereen, Ellen Reddy,
02:09Leo Serre, Paul Simon and many others.
02:12So join us for the one, the only, the Muppets.
02:18Playhouse Video
02:22Playhouse Video grants you a very special wish.
02:25The entire collection of fairytale theater presentations is now available on videocassette.
02:32This classic series is filled with wonderful stars and magical stories.
02:37Stories your children will love at least as much as you do.
02:41After all, who could resist falling under the spell of bewitching Joan Collins and witchy Joan Collins?
02:49Cooking up a delectable treat for Ansel and Gretel.
02:52Please don't eat my brother.
02:54Oh, stop sniveling.
02:56There's work to be done.
02:59It's all here, from the breadcrumbs to the cottage good enough to eat.
03:04Joan Collins and Joan Collins in Ansel and Gretel.
03:09Gregory Hines and Ben Vereen strut their stuff in puss in boots, proving that clothes make the, ahem, cat.
03:17You've got finery, I've got rags. Where's my finery?
03:20That's included in my plan, master.
03:23And that a well-dressed cat can be a man's best friend.
03:28Take one lovely young girl, one crab of a stepmother, and two largely unappealing stepsisters,
03:36add a touch of Jean Stapleton's magic.
03:39Who are you?
03:40Honey, I'm your fairy godmother.
03:43Didn't you see me poof?
03:44And have a ball.
03:46Jennifer Beals and Matthew Broderick do.
03:49Do you know anything about kissing?
03:51I'm almost certain it has something to do with the lips.
03:54In Cinderella.
03:57Malcolm McDowell gets his licks in as a wisecracking wolf.
04:01Now there's a tasty little dish.
04:04With an unappetizing sense of humor.
04:07Nice stitching, and I must say on you it looks positively...
04:14...scrumptious.
04:15But Mary Steenburgen will serve him his just desserts in Little Red Riding Hood.
04:22He's refined.
04:23Positively sublime.
04:25He's stylish.
04:27We may have the smallest army in the land, but by God, it's the best dress.
04:31And he's about to be taken for every penny.
04:34The cloth has the miraculous ability of appearing invisible
04:38to anyone who is unfit for office or unquestionably stupid.
04:43Art Carney and Alan Arkin
04:47reveal Dick Shawn in all his glory in The Emperor's New Clothes.
04:53Jeff Goldblum will blow you away as a big bad wolf
04:56hungry for Stephen First, a yuppie pig with a taste for the good life.
05:00I intend to be the richest pig in the world.
05:04Well, that's what makes this country so great.
05:06Even a pig can become a millionaire.
05:08Fred Willard is the pig with all the wrong moves.
05:11And Valerie Perrine is the object of his affection.
05:15Tell me, bacon bits, where have you been all my life?
05:18But Billy Crystal is the one who keeps the wolf away from the door.
05:22Not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin.
05:26You keep saying that. What do you mean, chinny-chin chin? What does it mean?
05:29In The Three Little Pigs.
05:32We've pulled some strings to bring you Carl Reiner as Geppetto,
05:36the woodcarver swallowed by a whale.
05:38I'm so tired of the seaweed.
05:42I'm tired of the seafood in general.
05:45Laney Kazan is the blue fairy.
05:49And comedy star Paul Rubens is Pinocchio.
05:53Karen Black makes a splash in The Little Mermaid.
05:56So, I suppose you'd like me to show you something in a nice pair of legs.
06:01With Treat Williams and Pam Dauber getting along swimmingly
06:05in the tale of a selfless little maid of the sea.
06:09Gene Stapleton is just one of the big, and we mean big,
06:14stars in Jack and the Beanstalk.
06:16Is that thing bothering you?
06:19Oh, I don't know.
06:21Being a wicked giant is just kind of fruitless.
06:27Elliot Gould also makes a large impression on Dennis Christopher
06:31in this tale of epic proportion.
06:34When six princesses are stepping out every night
06:37and Dad is footing the cobbler's bill,
06:40there's bound to be trouble.
06:42I want to know why these dance slippers are worn through.
06:47But Peter Weller looks in as a private eye
06:50and with a little help from a magic cloak
06:52he has Leslie Ann Warren wrapped in his arms
06:55in The Dancing Princesses.
06:58Magic is everywhere if you've got a genie on your side.
07:02You are now my master
07:04and I am here to grant you any wish that you may desire.
07:08And the magic rubs off on Aladdin and his wonderful lamp
07:11starring Leonard Nimoy, Valerie Bertinelli, and Robert Carradine.
07:17So you think being a princess is easy?
07:19Ellen Barkin doesn't.
07:21When's recess?
07:22No, child, recess is for peasants.
07:25Homework is for princesses.
07:28Not with Howard Hessman as a royal bane of a father.
07:32Now you go to your room, you ungrateful child,
07:34before I get really angry and suspend your library privileges.
07:38Oh, I wish!
07:39But one day, the king decides to hold a palace laugh-off.
07:43Now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our guest hosts for this evening.
07:48You know them, we love them.
07:50Let's have a royal welcome for the king and the princess!
07:52Hello!
07:54And comedy becomes king in the tale of the princess who had never laughed.
08:00Handsome Christopher Reeve and lovely Bernadette Peters
08:04are under the spell of romance in The Sleeping Beauty.
08:07Am I too beautiful?
08:09Am I too pure and too good?
08:12Do I dare to wake you to reality?
08:17Or am I dreaming now?
08:19If you haven't seen your favorite fairy tale yet, hold on!
08:23Because there are many more wonderful stars and stories
08:26in the fairy tale theater collection.
08:28Robin Williams and Terry Garr in The Tale of the Frog Prince.
08:32Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs starring Elizabeth McGovern.
08:35Mick Jagger in The Nightingale.
08:37Shelley Duvall and Hervé Villichez in Rumpelstiltskin.
08:41Gina Rollins in Rapunzel.
08:44Tatum O'Neill in Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
08:47Christopher Lee in The Boy Who Left Home to find out about the shivers.
08:51Susan Sarandon in Beauty and the Beast.
08:54Thumbelina starring Carrie Fisher.
08:57Liza Minnelli in The Princess and the Pea.
09:01Eric Idle in The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
09:04The Snow Queen starring Lee Remick and Harry Dean Stanton in Rip Van Winkle.
09:10Fairy tale theater, stories to enjoy over and over again.
09:14Choose your favorites to love happily ever after.
09:17Available now from Playhouse Video at a castle near you.
09:24Playhouse Video presents fun,
09:28fantasy,
09:30adventure,
09:32and magic.
09:35It's big video entertainment for young people,
09:38family people,
09:39and people who like to have a good time.
09:41And it's specially priced for gift giving.
09:46The greatest mystery is right here.
09:48Right under our feet.
09:50And with that step, one of the greatest fantasy adventures ever filmed begins.
09:55Pat Boone and James Mason attempt the impossible
09:59in Jules Verne's classic thriller,
10:02Journey to the Center of the Earth.
10:05Not even Jules Verne dreamed of anything like this.
10:08But disaster movie expert Erwin Allen did.
10:11Walter Pidgeon, Joan Fontaine, Barbara Eaton, and Peter Lorre
10:15go on an unforgettable voyage to the bottom of the sea.
10:19Directed by Erwin Allen, screenplay by Erwin Allen and Charles Miller.
10:24Now, if you'd rather ride a raft to adventure,
10:27then sail down the Mississippi with Ron Howard
10:30in Twain's classic tale of Huckleberry Finn.
10:33And more of Twain's tall tales await.
10:36It's the original, uncut, and beautifully restored version of
10:40The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
10:42Tell the gentleman your other name, Thomas, and say, sir.
10:46Sir Thomas Sawyer.
10:50Holy heart failure.
10:51The baddest bad guys in the world are trying to take over the planet.
10:55We have one moment to lose.
10:57Adam West and Burt Ward are Batman and Robin
11:00fighting an all-star cast of terrifying tricksters in Batman.
11:05Fantasy fun mixes with a bit of magic
11:08when a favorite fairy tale comes alive
11:10with the music and lyrics of Rodgers and Hammerstein.
11:13Ginger Rogers, Walter Pidgeon, Celeste Holm, Leslie Ann Warren,
11:17and Stuart Damon star in Cinderella.
11:20Directed by Charles S. Dubin, teleplay by Joseph Schrank.
11:24I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe.
11:27A triple Oscar-winning film has become a beloved Christmas classic.
11:32Maureen O'Hara and John Payne
11:34wonder if there really is a Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Street.
11:40Oh, it's just like I thought.
11:42You got a bad case, a very bad case of growing up.
11:47A man with big dreams planted magic wherever he went.
11:51Dorothy McGuire, Joan Blondell and James Dunn
11:54star in the Hollywood classic A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
11:58Screenplay by Tess Schlesinger and Frank Davis
12:00and directed by Elia Kazan.
12:03Those clouds up there look to me like the map of the British Honduras.
12:06He has interesting friends, a unique dog and winning ways.
12:10We're going to project your thoughts onto a screen.
12:14He's a boy named Charlie Brown.
12:17If I don't find out what happened to Snoopy,
12:19I think I'll go out of my mind.
12:21What happened to Snoopy, the world's most independent dog?
12:25It's a mystery for all the Peanuts gang to solve in Snoopy Come Home.
12:30I'm just a rag dolly.
12:34For big adventure for little people,
12:36Playhouse Video brings you the musical adventures of Raggedy Ann and Andy.
12:42And watch out, because here come the littles,
12:45those tiny people who find themselves in big trouble.
12:48Quick, under the rug!
12:50So gather up all the fun and fantasy you can.
12:53Playhouse Video has a specially priced video adventure for everyone.