The Ultimate Playhouse Video Promo Collection (Part 2)

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The Playhouse Video Western Collection promo was originally uploaded by @VideoDetective. The Shirley Temple Collection promo was originally uploaded by @commercialspreviewstrailer350. The Family Film Classics promo was originally uploaded by @matthewbayliss6757. The Tall Tales & Legends promo was originally uploaded by @timentwisle4732. The Great Western Round-Up promo was originally uploaded by @mcthevhsopeningloverreturn1896.
0:00-2:48 Playhouse Video Western Collection promo
2:48-6:00 The Shirley Temple Collection promo
6:00-9:30 Family Film Classics promo
9:30-11:00 Tall Tales & Legends promo
11:00-13:48 Playhouse Video's Great Western Round-Up promo
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
Transcript
00:00John Wayne, Henry Fonda, Burt Lancaster, three men who forged the American West, now the
00:29Round Ups and the Stick Ups can be all yours with Playhouse's Western Collection. We've
00:35corralled these hits for a sell-through promotion and priced them at a low $19.98 each. And
00:41we've got the stars you're looking for. Who are you? John Wayne and Big Jake, the undefeated
00:46in Red River. Every time you turn around, expect to see me. There's one time you'll
00:52turn around and I'll be there. Henry Fonda, in the return of Frank James, Jesse James,
00:59the John Ford classic, My Darling Clementine and Warlock. You're running me out of town,
01:04Debbie. And Burt Lancaster, in Robert Altman's Buffalo Bill and the Indians and The Kentuckian.
01:11That's the way Texas is, they say, and that's the way for us. Plus, we've rounded up a bunch
01:16of other stars. Dean Martin, Raquel Welch and Jimmy Stewart in Bandolero. Long time
01:22before the likes of them run into Val Verde again. Charles Bronson, Richard Crenna and
01:27Charles Durning in Breakheart Pass. Looks like somebody knocked him out, stuck a thin
01:32surgical probe under his ribs. William Catt and Tom Barringer in Butch and Sundance. How
01:39much do you need to them? $25,000. We'll take two, please. Yul Brenner in Invitation to
01:44a Gunfighter. I must have my chance of killing you. I'm going to look you over. Errol Flynn
01:52and Olivia de Havilland in Dodge City. You are the most stubborn little female I've ever
01:56met in my life entirely. Can't you understand I'm doing this because I love you? Richard
02:01Boone in Rio Conchos. This command contains 300 men. I think what happens when we're faced
02:08with 2,000 Apaches armed with better weapons than we have. James Garner and Walter Brennan
02:14in Support Your Local Sheriff. You want to grab something? Everything looks too slippery.
02:20And Richard Widmark in When the Legend Dies. I'm through losing, Red. Are you dumb, bleeding
02:29heart? Without me, you'd be selling blankets. So order now and avoid the stampede. Playhouse's
02:36Western titles. A complete sell-through promotion for only $19.98 each. So get the round-ups
02:42and stick-ups that you'll love to pick up only from Playhouse Video.
02:50The talent. The smile that stole America's heart. Playhouse Video presents Shirley Temple.
03:03I've never had so much fun in my whole life. Now you and your family can own the most complete
03:09Shirley Temple collection ever offered. Ten classic films that have generations laughing,
03:15crying, and falling in love. I love dimples. And you too will love Little Shirley as dimples.
03:21A motherless child raised on the streets of New York. A little girl suddenly raised in
03:26this kind of environment. Little Shirley comes into a lot of dough. Daddy, get it! And poor
03:31little rich girl. It's a Temple classic that includes one of her greatest dance numbers.
03:36And who's that little soldier? They call me the Little Colonel. When she meets up with
03:42the Big Colonel, Lionel Barrymore, sweet little Shirley is in her sweet little self.
03:48But the Little Colonel's back to all smiles and tapping toes when she dances for the first
03:53time with the legendary Bill Bojangles Robinson. And Mr. Bojangles is back helping Shirley
03:59through the Great Depression where happiness is just around the corner. Shirley goes from
04:05soup limes to another bowl of soup. Animal crackers in my soup don't do anything for me.
04:13Meet Curly Top, a family favorite that has Shirley singing some of her greatest hits.
04:19Return to the war-torn South where Eunice Temple, as the Linda's rebel, must fight to
04:25save her father's life. I won't let them shoot my daddy and Colonel Morrison, will you?
04:30But I'd love to hear a lollipop. I probably want to hear a lollipop.
04:35When Shirley and her old pal Bill Robinson meet with President Lincoln, the North and
04:39South sing for joy. Could that be Father Knows Best? I guess. It's a very young Robert Young
04:46lost in the Orient with Alice Faye in, you know, Stowaway, a musical comedy that finds
04:52Shirley imitating everyone from Ginger Rogers to Al Jolson. My marriage! Your Honor,
04:59I object to the lady's incineration. Jimmy Durante and George Murphy join forces to
05:04keep Shirley from being sent to a cold and lonely orphanage in the legendary musical
05:09Little Miss Broadway. And you'll be knocked off your feet when Shirley brings home the
05:16bacon as Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. This Temple favorite has an all-star cast that
05:22includes Randolph Scott and Jack Haley. And no Shirley Temple collection would be complete
05:28without the children's classic, Heidi. It's a sometimes funny, sometimes touching story
05:38of a young orphan stolen away from her grandfather by her wicked aunt. Ten unforgettable classics
05:45in full stereo. Collect the entire set and put the magic of Shirley Temple into your
05:52family's video library. A new classics collection from Playhouse Video.
06:01CBS Fox and Playhouse Video are happy to present family film classics from cartoon favorites
06:07that talk to the tiniest of tots to action adventures for the whole family and timeless
06:12classics that make perfect gifts for movie fans of all ages. Twelve films in all, each
06:18chosen for their special family appeal and each specially priced, making family film
06:23classics the perfect gift idea for kids from 1 to 92. We begin with a holiday favorite.
06:29I'm Santa Claus. Little Natalie Wood doesn't believe this jolly old soul is for real.
06:34Just a nice old man with whiskers like my mother said. Until she discovers The Miracle
06:40on 34th Street. Story by Valentine Davis, written for the screen and directed by George
06:45Seton, this family film classic stars Maureen O'Hara, John Payne and Edmund Nguyen. Speaking
06:51of miracles. Look at that tree. See where it's coming from? Right up out of the cement.
06:56A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, the tender story of a young girl raised by a strong-willed
07:01mother and a father whose dreams of a better life are clouded in the shadows of alcoholism.
07:06Starring Dorothy Maguire and James Dunn, who won the Academy Award for this role for Best
07:11Supporting Actor in 1945. Coming of age can be just as tough in modern-day Middle America,
07:17especially if you're in love with someone like her. But you look like this. Did you
07:22hear about Lucas? Suicide. Lucas. I'm a party animal. Starring Corey Haim and Charlie Sheen.
07:31On a more magical note, our animation favorites bring out the kid in all of us. Youngsters
07:36will marvel when two of their favorite dolls become living dolls in Raggedy Ann and Andy,
07:42a musical adventure. Animation and live action combined to make Dodd and Santa Claus a video
07:49delight. He's Father Christmas. Our fairy tales will have you laughing and singing from
07:54the magic of Leslie Ann Warren in Cinderella. You must leave before the stroke of midnight.
08:00To Larry, Molly and Curly getting slap happy.
08:05In Snow White and the Three Stooges,
08:10we go from fantasy
08:13to the fantastic.
08:15Walter Pigeon and an all-star cast take you into deeper dangers than you ever thought
08:19possible in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
08:22On a lighter note, there's the campy adventure Five Weeks in a Balloon.
08:27My good man, we have a leaky balloon.
08:29Family Classics goes back down to Earth, way down, where James Mason and an all-star cast
08:35are lost in a maze of darkness, molten rock and creatures beyond belief.
08:42Journey to the center of the Earth.
08:46Travel to the Land Down Under
08:48Travel to the Land Down Under
08:50for heart-stopping horse racing and spectacular photography of the Australian landscape.
08:55Family Film Classics is proud to present Far Land.
09:01Our package wouldn't be complete without the most popular Christmas carol of all time.
09:06Which is why I have come to see you, Ebony the Scrooge.
09:12Scrooge.
09:13You're a funny-looking little creature.
09:15A timeless classic starring Albert Finney, Sir Alec Guinness and the host of All-Star Ghosts.
09:21CBS, Fox and Playhouse Video are proud to present Family Film Classics.
09:30Playhouse Video presents a fun-loving series from the people who brought you Fairy Tale Theatre.
09:36Shelley Duvall's tall tales and legends.
09:39Yee-haw!
09:40Six great stories capturing the best of the American West
09:44with all-star casts and an affordable price.
09:47First, Shelley Duvall is the twinkle-in-their-eyes as Darlene Clementine
09:52with Ed Asner and David Dukes.
09:55Steve Guttenberg stars in the high-flying tale of Pecos Bill, King of the Cowboys.
10:00You think there's a man like that in Texas?
10:04With Rebecca DeMornay and Martin Long.
10:06Martin Short plays the hard-headed young man
10:10Anybody home?
10:11with the soft-heart Johnny Appleseed
10:14with Molly Ringwald and Rob Reiner.
10:16Ed Bigley Jr. stars as the infamous Ichabod Crane
10:20in the legend of Sleepy Hollow
10:22with Beverly D'Angelo and Charles Gurning.
10:25Jamie Lee Curtis makes her mark as Little Miss Sure-Shot Annie Oakley
10:29with Brian Dennehy as Buffalo Bill and Cliff the Young.
10:33Mud Bill was a mess until Elliot Gould pitched in as Casey at the Back
10:39featuring Carole Kane.
10:41And that makes six from Shelley Duvall's tall tales and legends.
10:46The award-winning family entertainment that will touch your heart
10:49and tickle your funny bone over and over again.
10:53And that's no tall tale.
10:55No tall tale.
11:01Listen up, folks.
11:02Cause Enviroments at Playhouse Video
11:04has lassoed the best back-burn collection of cowboy movies you've ever laid eyes on.
11:09It's our Great Western Roundup
11:11and it's jam-packed with gunfights, smooches
11:15and the greatest collection of stars ever to ride the range.
11:18Saddle your horse.
11:19Recognize the man in the saddle?
11:21Yep, it's Clark Gable
11:23as a rootin' tootin' cowpoke in The Tall Men.
11:26Guess there ain't nothin' to do except pay off.
11:30It also stars an uptight Gene Russell.
11:33There's nothin' left to breathe with.
11:35Ah, no corsets, no caboose.
11:38Robert Ryan.
11:39Dead or alive.
11:40And what some of them there movie critics say
11:43is the wildest gunfight and cattle ride they'd ever seen.
11:46Hey, watch out what this is.
11:48Watch out what this is.
11:49It's Gregory Beck as the gunfighter.
11:51Now drop your guns.
11:52A long, tall Texan who's fast and flirty.
11:55I heard you're a cheapo.
11:56No good barroom walker.
11:57And faster with his gun.
11:59And he don't mean no real harm, Mr. Ringo.
12:04And who's that city slicker?
12:05Maybe I can practice medicine here.
12:07It's Joe McCray.
12:10Look out!
12:11Yep, look out for the Oklahoman.
12:13A rough and tumble city slicker who's found friends
12:16and enemies on the wide open range.
12:20Some saw brutal.
12:21Some saw power.
12:22And some saw the seven cities of gold.
12:25Oh, my God!
12:28Richard Egan, Anthony Quinn, Michael Winn,
12:31Jeffrey Hunter, Rita Moreno,
12:33and a cast of thousands starring in this brutal
12:36and lustful recreation of the Spanish conquest of California.
12:41So I gotta say, you can do what you like.
12:43You can do what you like.
12:44Tyrone Power and Susan Hayward clean up and fight it out
12:48with some of the nastiest walls to put on spurs.
12:51You know how long it's been since I've seen a pretty face girlie?
12:56Raw passion.
12:57Raw power.
12:58Raw eyes.
12:59You little boy here seems to like it.
13:01Tyrone Power is back as the most notorious outlaw of them all.
13:06What's your name?
13:07Jesse James.
13:08Yes, he's that no-good do-gooder Jesse James.
13:11This Western classic also stars Academy Award winner Henry Fonda
13:16as Frank James.
13:17Me, Jesse?
13:18You're getting meaner every day.
13:20Nancy Kelly and Randolph Scott.
13:23Yep, it's the best gnarly bushel of shoot-'em-ups you've ever seen.
13:27Great Western titles with great Western stars.
13:30So saddle up and posy on down to your favorite video saloon
13:34and brussel up a good old time
13:36from Playhouse Video's Great Western Roundup.
13:41www.playhousevideos.com

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