Blind Dating 7 Guys Based On Their Halloween Costumes #dailymotion #dating #girls #boys #hotness
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00:00Please give me your best pick-up line referencing Halloween.
00:03I wouldn't mind having a pregnancy scare with you!
00:07Ho ho ho!
00:09Scare, because it's Halloween and pregnancy because I want to be a...
00:23Hi guys, I'm Verena and today I'm trying to find the love of my life.
00:27I need a munch.
00:29A proud munch.
00:31When you say munch, is he like munching on something or what's a munch?
00:35He's munching on something for sure.
00:37Let's go!
00:39Actually, I just want a guy that is super funny, a guy that can make me laugh, loyal, of course.
00:46And I need someone who's really busy because I'm really busy.
00:50Not busy with other people?
00:51No, definitely not.
00:53Never that, please no.
00:55So what makes you someone that's dateable?
00:58Probably not to eat my own ass or anything, but I think I'm kind of the...
01:02No, I'm kidding.
01:04But I think I've been told from several people on this set too that I'm really funny.
01:08That's because I paid them to say that.
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01:26Yeah, so we got Verena here.
01:28She's single, she's been dating around.
01:30It's not been working, trust me.
01:32I got to know her behind the scenes.
01:33It's rough out here, guys.
01:35But she needs a wing woman.
01:37So let's get your wing woman!
01:39Tara!
01:41So we got, where's Waldo?
01:43And we got...
01:44Snooki!
01:46Snooki found Waldo.
01:48Snooki found Waldo.
01:51I think that Verena needs someone tall, dark, handsome, tattooed, funny.
01:57Bows down to her because that's what she deserves.
01:59That is what I deserve.
02:01So who does she normally go for?
02:02What were you saying earlier?
02:03I was saying she deserves someone tall, dark, handsome but she always just goes for short.
02:07I have a pattern.
02:08What's wrong with short? Short guys are cool!
02:10I love my short kings.
02:12Clearly.
02:13But it's just the short kings aren't working for me anymore.
02:15They work for some other people, okay? Right, babe?
02:17She's not here.
02:19The silence.
02:20What costume would you want to see out here?
02:22I want a funny one.
02:23Okay, funny one.
02:24I would prefer a funny costume than like a sexy Hulk.
02:27Hulk?
02:28Since when is Hulk sexy?
02:30He has the big muscles.
02:32Okay.
02:33Alright, sorry.
02:34Alright, let's bring in the boys!
02:43Ready to find the love of your life?
02:45I'm so ready.
02:46Alright, today I'm on this side because apparently that's Tara's good side.
02:49So, some of these costumes look pretty good.
02:52So far.
02:53Ready?
02:54And turn around.
02:59Ladies, how we doing?
03:02I can smell your menstruation.
03:06What?
03:08Okay, first eliminate it.
03:10Alright, we're gonna start with contestant number one.
03:12Alright, so what do we think about this right here?
03:15They're a little, they're a little beat.
03:17Oh, damn.
03:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:20But I see, I see the blue with the blue pants.
03:23So, I see the vibe going on.
03:25I like the...
03:26Can you guess what he is?
03:27You gotta take a guess.
03:29Like a cool nurse.
03:30Like he's on his lunch break.
03:32That's what a cool nurse...
03:33He just switched out real quick.
03:34I'm kind of distracted by that one.
03:36Just swishing around.
03:37You'll have your moment.
03:38You'll have your moment, babe.
03:41I think I'm with Verena here.
03:42I think they look a little beat, but...
03:44They're cute shoes.
03:45Maybe he's trying to send a signal.
03:46Maybe he's trying to beat it up.
03:47Wow.
03:50A joke by the host.
03:51Okay, contestant number one.
03:53Please give me your best pickup line referencing Halloween.
03:57Like if you saw me at a party, a Halloween party.
03:59Oh.
04:00What would your pickup line be?
04:01Oh, got you.
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:03You're really lifting my spirits tonight.
04:05Okay.
04:06That was good.
04:07Okay, he's a little romantic.
04:08Devil and Tondra.
04:09Spirit, spirit.
04:10Spirit.
04:13Do you like it?
04:14I do, I do.
04:15He seems like a little romantic type.
04:18Okay, I like that.
04:19All right, contestant number two.
04:25So, do you have an idea what this guy is?
04:27Pirate.
04:29He's ho-ho-ho-ing.
04:30He's not Santa.
04:31What?
04:34I think the contestant has mental health issues.
04:37I can't believe you said pirate.
04:39Dude, look at the shoes.
04:41Ho-ho-ho.
04:42He's saying ho-ho-ho, and I see a little bit of a red sticking out.
04:45You said pirate?
04:46Okay, but how would you be Santa for Halloween?
04:48That's just not...
04:49Brother, that's the joke.
04:51Ho-ho, I mean.
04:54You know what?
04:55Maybe they like the ditzy type.
04:56Yeah, maybe.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Okay, contestant number two.
04:59Please give me your best pickup line for Halloween.
05:02I wouldn't mind having a pregnancy scare with you.
05:05Ho-ho-ho.
05:07Scare because it's Halloween and pregnancy because I want to be inside you.
05:12Ho-ho.
05:14I'll wrap it up like a gift.
05:15You get it?
05:16Ha-ha.
05:17Ho-ho-ho-ho.
05:18I don't want Mrs. Claus to find out.
05:21I was ready.
05:22No DNA left in your cervix.
05:24No, no.
05:26The finger.
05:27That's so much.
05:29Look at me dance.
05:32Okay.
05:33Contestant number two, you're scaring me.
05:35Yes, very spooky.
05:37Contestant number three, best pickup line for Halloween.
05:39Please.
05:40Alrighty.
05:41Um, I would probably say, I couldn't decide on a costume tonight, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
05:46Ooh, I like that one.
05:49Or maybe he's just broke.
05:53Ladies, can y'all get this guy next to me out on the first elimination?
05:56Ooh, the guy to my right touched me.
05:58He swings the other way.
06:01So what do you think about that, Tara?
06:02I think it's moving too soon.
06:03I think he's already asking to be your boyfriend.
06:05I'd be a little bit...
06:07But I love that.
06:08Like, he knows what he wants, you know?
06:09If you're not obsessed with me right away, I don't want it.
06:11Facts.
06:12He sees me, he's like, I want her.
06:13That's true.
06:14You want someone obsessed with you.
06:15Exactly.
06:16Are you obsessed with her already?
06:17Absolutely.
06:18I can tell by her voice.
06:19She's very beautiful.
06:20Wow.
06:21Look at that voice.
06:22He sounds...
06:23I think we have a connection already, honestly.
06:24Oh, I thought it was an erection.
06:26So contestant number four, obviously you're on a chair, on a stool.
06:29There's a reason why I got a call last night about it.
06:31Why don't you tell our lovely bachelorette why you're in a stool?
06:35Would it turn you on if I told you I made love so passionately that my legs gave out?
06:39No.
06:41Because you were making love knowing you were coming here and I exist.
06:44No, no, no, no, no.
06:45It was to myself.
06:46Oh.
06:47So, I mean, I could tell you the truth and say I hadn't worked out in a while,
06:50and then I worked out and my kidney shut down.
06:52I could tell you that.
06:53Are you okay?
06:54I mean, I can't feel my face, but that's fine.
06:56Oh, the weekend.
06:57Okay, well, he still came in today, so that shows dedication.
07:00I like him too.
07:01Contestant number four, please tell me your best pickup line for Halloween.
07:05Girl, how old are you?
07:06Because I'm trying to trick you into getting into my van and treat you to a dinner in my basement.
07:11Oh, good golly.
07:12Oh, my God.
07:14I don't like him anymore, guys.
07:15No, it's a nice thing.
07:16Oh, not when my uncle did it.
07:18I feel like that's almost crossing a very thin line.
07:22It's a very thin line.
07:23It's a very thin line.
07:25Tara's over here nervous.
07:26She's like, am I going to get canceled for this?
07:28Me and her just started sweating.
07:30That pickup line was really scary, though.
07:32Yeah.
07:33No, I'm sorry.
07:34I didn't like that one.
07:36Okay, well, moving on.
07:37Contestant number five.
07:38Contestant number five, please tell me your best Halloween pickup line.
07:40He has the biggest feet.
07:42Oh, yeah.
07:44Do you know what big feet means?
07:45What does that mean?
07:46Big socks.
07:48And you know what rhymes with socks?
07:50Cocks.
07:54Contestant number five, hello.
07:56Sorry.
07:57You know, normally I hate pickup lines.
07:59I like to say, let's skip all the tricks and get right to the treats.
08:03You know what I'm saying?
08:04Okay.
08:05Santa almost threw up.
08:07Santa can go f**k himself.
08:09Whoa.
08:10Just like contestant number four.
08:14That was a callback.
08:15The girls are fighting.
08:17That was pretty good.
08:18I liked it.
08:19What do you think?
08:20I liked it, too.
08:21It was smooth.
08:22It was smooth.
08:23It was smooth, yeah.
08:24Tara, would you respond to that?
08:25It was simple.
08:26I like it.
08:27Yeah.
08:28He's not doing too much.
08:29Yeah.
08:30He's trying, but it was really just like, you know?
08:33I liked it.
08:34I liked it.
08:35Okay.
08:36Moving on to contestant number six.
08:37Best for last.
08:38Not even last, but okay, buddy.
08:40Contestant number six, your best Halloween pickup line?
08:42So my pickup line is a little interactive, so I'm going to need you to respond with how
08:46when I ask you the question.
08:48Okay.
08:49But imagine we're at a Halloween party, and you're in the corner of the room, and I'm
08:51in the other corner of the room.
08:52You look good.
08:53You always look good.
08:54And I walk up to you, and I'm like, hey, you want to make me look cool?
08:57How?
08:58You're already doing it by talking to me.
09:02Wait, that's not Halloween.
09:03We're at a Halloween party.
09:06What a save.
09:08What a save.
09:09No, also, I feel like I'm done making guys cooler.
09:12Like, they just need to come cool already.
09:15Oh, he's going to come.
09:18Next one, please.
09:19Damn.
09:20There was literally no response to that.
09:21She just said next.
09:22Next.
09:23She did say best for last.
09:24Okay.
09:25Contestant number seven, your best pick-up line, please.
09:27I'm not related to the Halloween stuff, but I am looking for a boo.
09:32So, what's up?
09:33Okay, that was good.
09:34I liked that.
09:35I liked that one, too.
09:36I liked that one.
09:37Yeah, honestly, I think that was...
09:38If you're a fourth grader, maybe.
09:39Contestant number two, shut up for one second.
09:41Like, please.
09:42You sound like a hot friend.
09:44Steamy.
09:45Contestant number two, you're done.
09:46Yes, I have finished.
09:50That was pretty good.
09:51Contestant seven was my favorite line.
09:52Favorite line.
09:53Favorite line.
09:54Let's go.
09:55It was good.
09:56It was good.
09:57He did say the best for last.
09:58He did.
09:59He did.
10:00I was foreshadowing.
10:01The two winners that would get me at a Halloween party would be Birkenstocks and Seven.
10:05Oh, you got it tight.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Well, good to know because we have to eliminate someone now.
10:12Can I discuss with you?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Because I'm concerned.
10:15Okay.
10:16What are you thinking?
10:17What are your thoughts?
10:18The truck one was a little concerning.
10:19The one where he said, like, get into my truck.
10:20Yeah, the tricky one.
10:21That was kidnap vibes.
10:22Yeah.
10:24He's giving me bad vibes.
10:25Bad vibes.
10:26But at least it was on theme.
10:27At least he was on the Halloween theme.
10:29Number six was zero theme.
10:32It was just a pickup line.
10:33Nothing to do with Halloween.
10:34But I like his voice.
10:37My voice.
10:38It turned you on.
10:41I like your voice, too.
10:42Okay, I think I know who.
10:43Okay.
10:44Do you know who?
10:45Can you tell me?
10:46In my ear?
10:47In my little ear?
10:48Little.
10:49Okay, I've made my decision.
10:50With my help.
10:51All right.
10:52Who are we eliminating?
10:54I'm so sorry, contestant number six.
11:00I'm sorry.
11:01I'm sorry.
11:05No!
11:06Damn it!
11:07No!
11:08We fumbled!
11:09Listen, I like long blondes anyways.
11:11Nice to meet you.
11:12I'm sorry.
11:13That was...
11:14Actually, never mind.
11:15Nice to meet you.
11:16Nice to meet you.
11:17Call me the Middle Eastern Flynn Rider.
11:18Well, we're both from the Middle East, so...
11:20Are you Aladdin?
11:21I'm Flynn Rider.
11:22Oh.
11:23You should've gone with Aladdin.
11:24Yeah.
11:25You suit more Aladdin vibes.
11:26I know.
11:27I could've had the magic carpet for you.
11:28Don't look at me!
11:29Listen, I even had a gift for you.
11:31Whoa, what is that?
11:32Well, what's in it?
11:33Let me see.
11:34She's got a gift for you, apparently.
11:35I did have a gift.
11:36My bad intentions.
11:37Don't open it in front of me.
11:38What if it's a...
11:39No, unlatch.
11:40I'm scared.
11:41Oh, my God.
11:42Bye.
11:43Goodbye.
11:44What was it?
11:45Just so you could show it on the camera?
11:46We made a good decision.
11:47Not at all.
11:48I was a classy guy with respectable attentions.
11:49Come on now.
11:50What size was that?
11:51Regular size.
11:52All right, ladies.
11:53See, I felt bad voting you off at first, but...
11:54Sorry.
11:55I feel like we made the right decision now.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:57Maybe.
11:58Yeah.
11:59But there's only one way to find out.
12:00Yeah.
12:01I love you, man.
12:02Love you, too, baby.
12:03All right, moving on to round two.
12:04All right, you ladies ready?
12:05Yes.
12:06All right, turn around.
12:07Woo!
12:08Woo!
12:09Woo!
12:10Woo-hoo!
12:11Okay.
12:12I'm seeing a few I like.
12:13I really like.
12:14Look how tight.
12:16Is that Peter Pan?
12:17Ooh, wait.
12:18He's caked up.
12:19I know.
12:20Wait, can you show us your ass real quick?
12:21Yeah.
12:22Ooh.
12:23We squat.
12:24Would you like to see Santa's candy cane?
12:25No, thank you.
12:26It's slightly spicy because it's got cinnamon.
12:27Cinnamon.
12:28All right, moving on to contestant number one.
12:29All right, so we see a little bit more of the costume.
12:30I like this one a lot.
12:31Are you...
12:32Can I guess?
12:33Yeah.
12:34What is it?
12:35What is it?
12:36What is it?
12:37What is it?
12:38What is it?
12:39What is it?
12:40What is it?
12:41What is it?
12:42What is it?
12:43What is it?
12:44What is it?
12:45What is it?
12:46What is it?
12:47What is it?
12:48What is it?
12:49Can I guess?
12:50Yeah, what are you...
12:51Are you Elvis?
12:52No.
12:53Wait.
12:54All right, I like this one.
12:55Take Santa.
12:56Please.
12:57I'm not playing this game.
12:58Watch him out.
12:59I'm just your wing woman.
13:01Contestant number one, if you had to compare yourself to a Halloween icon, who would you
13:04be and why?
13:05I'd have to say an astronaut because when you're with me, we'll always be going up.
13:08What Halloween movie is that from?
13:11Yeah, can you explain?
13:12Like a space movie.
13:13But does that have to do with Halloween?
13:13No offense.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Let's give him a pass, shall we?
13:17He's a nice guy.
13:19Maybe it's because, you know, space is scary.
13:22A lot of astronauts pass away sometimes,
13:24because the...
13:26Honestly, he seems hot.
13:28Just like, leave it, just skip it.
13:30Yeah, I'm just going to let it go.
13:31Maybe he's hot and dumb.
13:32Woohoo!
13:33Yeah.
13:33Which is really good.
13:34I'm not saying you're dumb, I'm saying you could be.
13:36But either way, you're hot.
13:37Which makes up for it.
13:38You have to find out.
13:40Okay.
13:41Okay, maybe.
13:42We'll see.
13:42I'm going to go with Santa.
13:44Whoa!
13:45Santa looks...
13:46What are you...
13:47Is that a trick?
13:47Magic.
13:48This is not what my parents told me St. Nicholas was like,
13:52but like...
13:53Of course not.
13:53Your parents sound like liberals.
13:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
14:00So we know he's not a pirate anymore.
14:02Yeah.
14:03I told you.
14:03Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
14:04Because you said you really didn't want Santa.
14:06You're like, why would he be Santa?
14:08It's not that I didn't want Santa,
14:09he just like threw me for like a...
14:12Just not expecting it.
14:13It interested you.
14:14Ah, I like that.
14:15Guys, honestly, I'm a little scared of him.
14:17Oh.
14:18All right, Santa, contestant number two.
14:21If you had to compare yourself to a Halloween icon,
14:23who would you be and why?
14:25I would say ghost face because...
14:28I went Italian for a second.
14:30I would say ghost face because you will scream
14:32as I penetrate you.
14:34It's a...
14:35Sorry.
14:36I'm talking about a knife and also my penis.
14:38Thought it was your candy cane.
14:40Candy canes are thin, by the way.
14:42I mean, that one's way more Halloween themed.
14:44It is more Halloween themed.
14:45I'll give points for the candy cane, too.
14:48That was really good.
14:49I can't wait for you to suck it down to that little,
14:52like, you know when we were kids
14:53and we'd turn into like a shank.
14:57In case you're not going to prison.
14:59Santa will hold all the pockets.
15:01Dating him would definitely take you to prison at one point.
15:03At least I won't be the one dead, the one shanked.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Oh, I'm going to spread a white Christmas
15:07all over your face.
15:09Oh my God.
15:10Oh.
15:11Oh my God.
15:12Okay, okay.
15:13Santa's horny.
15:14All right.
15:16Santa, can she come sit on your lap?
15:18Oh, she can sit anywhere.
15:19My face, even.
15:20Who cares?
15:21I'll give you what you want for Christmas.
15:23Orgasm.
15:23Orgasm.
15:25He just never shuts up.
15:27He has so much to say.
15:29Like, how do you come up with this?
15:31Santa is not around his people, Lofton.
15:33I'm around these little people I enslave
15:35who don't speak the same language.
15:37Elves.
15:37Not Oompa Loompas.
15:40Okay, thanks for the clarification.
15:41Santa's also not racist if it came off that way.
15:42Santa loves LeBron.
15:46All right.
15:47You said you wanted a funny guy.
15:48He's clearly making you scared and laugh, so.
15:51No, he's really funny.
15:52He's really funny.
15:53I'll give him that.
15:54But something about him isn't sitting right with me.
15:56Well, sit right on me.
15:57Stop.
15:59The immediate stop.
16:00Stop.
16:01Okay, contestant number two.
16:02What do you think about?
16:03What are you holding?
16:04Tater tots.
16:05Okay, do you want to guess what he is?
16:06I have no idea what he is.
16:08No clue.
16:10But I do like his tattoos a lot.
16:11And his voice, remember?
16:11And his voice, yeah.
16:12Wait, can you say Verena?
16:14Verena.
16:15Ooh.
16:15Ooh.
16:16Okay, contestant number three.
16:18If you could compare yourself to any Halloween icon,
16:20who would you be and why?
16:21I would probably compare myself to Harry Potter
16:24because I think we're both smart, brave,
16:28and we both have the magic wand in our pants.
16:31Ooh.
16:33Okay, he said Aladdin?
16:36What?
16:36Wait.
16:37He said Harry Potter.
16:39He said Harry Potter.
16:40Sorry, I was really hoping-
16:41Your voice is so hot and you're losing her sometimes.
16:44He's so distracted by his voice.
16:46Sorry, I'm getting a little hot over here.
16:48Okay, the magic wand got me.
16:50That was really good.
16:51David, are they of age?
16:54Do you mean the-
16:55Santa is 1,000 years old.
16:56If these women are at least 18, Santa can be here.
16:58You guys are 18, right?
16:59Yeah.
17:00Yeah.
17:01Okay, then smash.
17:02We're not doing smash or pass, Santa.
17:04Okay.
17:05All right, moving on.
17:06Okay, contestant number four.
17:07If you could compare yourself to any Halloween icon,
17:10who would you be and why?
17:11I'd probably say Jason
17:13because I look much better with a mask on.
17:17Aw.
17:18That's fine.
17:19That was really self-deprecating.
17:19It's fine.
17:20I think he is Jason.
17:22And he's got a, is that a knife?
17:25It's a machete, yeah.
17:26Machete?
17:27Strictly used for slaughtering vile-
17:30He'd kill for you.
17:31Vile acts.
17:32That's hot.
17:32You know what I'm saying?
17:33That's really hot.
17:34I mean, mostly children, if you want to know.
17:36I know.
17:38That took a turn really fast.
17:39Yeah, first with the-
17:40He brings a lot of children up.
17:41All right, contestant number five.
17:43All right, what do we think?
17:43He's wearing some blue sweats, I think.
17:46Honestly, it just looks like he didn't have a costume.
17:48I'm not gonna lie.
17:49Okay, I realize my costume is very much dependent
17:53on the facial region.
17:54So I did up there.
17:56I'll be completely honest.
17:58Well, there you go.
17:59Unlike contestant number four,
18:00he's confident that his face will save him.
18:02You know?
18:03Here, this might help.
18:05That's part of my costume.
18:06Oh, you're good at this.
18:08Well, you know, he whistled.
18:09I don't know why else he whistled for you.
18:11I was trying to whistle at you, dude.
18:14Okay, contestant number five.
18:15If you could compare yourself to any Halloween icon,
18:17who would it be and why?
18:19I'm gonna go with Mr. Freddy Krueger.
18:22You know, he's got a little bit of a gangly face,
18:24but I'm definitely the man of your dreams.
18:27Oh, that's good.
18:27Oh, that was good.
18:28Because Freddy Krueger only comes to you when you're cute.
18:30Yeah.
18:31That was good.
18:32That was really good.
18:33Moving on, that was good.
18:34All right, to our last contestant.
18:36All right, Peter Pan.
18:37Contestant number six.
18:38If you could compare yourself to any Halloween icon,
18:41who would it be and why?
18:42I would compare myself to Michael Myers,
18:44because you could try to run from it,
18:47but I'm gonna still find you.
18:48Oh!
18:49A little stalker-ish, don't you think?
18:51You know what?
18:52And I promise you won't see me coming.
18:53I love that.
18:56I've always said I wanted a Joe from you.
18:58Yeah, there you go.
18:59You're gonna find yourself
19:00on the wrong side of an Amber Alert.
19:02Yeah, he's just gonna always be there.
19:04I love a good little obsessive.
19:07Yeah, you said you wanted someone
19:08who was there for you, obsessed.
19:10Maybe he'll take it too far, but you won't know.
19:12I'll bail him out.
19:13Like, I'd call the cops on him and then bail him out.
19:18So who we feeling right now?
19:20Santa, put your hands down.
19:22I do have two that I don't really like.
19:25Which ones?
19:26I don't like how the blue one isn't that confident.
19:30Me?
19:32Hell.
19:33Who is that?
19:33Is it gonna help?
19:34And then, what's that one again?
19:37Freddy Krueger?
19:37No, he's Jason.
19:38Jason, sorry.
19:39I'm just not feeling him.
19:40Nothing against you, though, babe.
19:42She called you babe.
19:43Let's go!
19:44A win is a win.
19:46Marina, who are we sending home?
19:49I have a good reason for this, and I'm really sorry,
19:52but contestant number four, you were already on the line
19:56because of that first pickup line, so I'm sorry.
19:58You don't wanna kidnap kids with me?
20:00No, I really don't.
20:02Okay, let's keep it above board.
20:03Fuck.
20:04God, he is Jason.
20:05Oh, let's go.
20:07Hi, Jason.
20:08Yeah, you're welcome.
20:09Hello, can I give you a hug?
20:10Yeah, I'm very sore.
20:11Okay, I'm sorry about that.
20:13I hope you feel better.
20:14What's up, bro?
20:15Nice to meet you.
20:16Nice to meet you.
20:17You did say it gets better when you take the mask off.
20:18Do you wanna?
20:19No, no.
20:20No?
20:21I prefer, for the children, I kidnap a lot of children.
20:25I can't be seen with the mask off.
20:26No, you can't blow your cover.
20:27Yeah, exactly.
20:28But I totally get it.
20:29You do have beautiful eyes.
20:29Oh, thank you.
20:31Thank you, my mom gave them to me.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Aw.
20:34What'd you think about that?
20:35That was funny, that was funny.
20:36He was sweetie, I can tell he's a nice person.
20:37I feel bad.
20:39I'm like, come back.
20:40Yeah, the kid's someone who's not bad.
20:41Actually.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Yeah.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Yeah.
20:49Yeah.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Yeah.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Yeah.
20:59Yeah.
21:00The face, the chest, the mic.
21:02David, Santa's stroking himself.
21:05Santa, please.
21:07Santa, please.
21:08Not you either.
21:09Just one moment, just one moment.
21:10We'll get to you, we'll get to you.
21:12You sound like you would say uno momento.
21:13Um, number one, love the body, beautiful.
21:19I can tell he works out.
21:20You wanna do a quick check?
21:21Can I?
21:22Sure.
21:23Beautiful, on my way.
21:24Hi, Juan.
21:24Awesome.
21:25Good night.
21:26Good night.
21:27Good night.
21:28Okay, bye.
21:29I'm sweating.
21:29This is crazy.
21:30Great nipples.
21:31Oh, your turn.
21:32I'm giving you permission,
21:33because if he does turn out to be my man,
21:34this is your only chance.
21:35Okay.
21:36I feel like I'm in Magic Mike.
21:38Okay, contestant number one.
21:40If we were dating and went to a Halloween party together,
21:42what would our couple's costume be?
21:44I'll be Ken, and you could be Barbie.
21:47Oh, he's Ken.
21:47Oh.
21:48Oh.
21:49Oh.
21:50Okay.
21:51I mean, with that body.
21:52That's a good costume.
21:52But the real question is, is he K'Nuff?
21:55No.
21:56No.
21:57No.
21:59It's you.
22:00It's you.
22:00Do you know what I'm saying?
22:02We'll have to see.
22:03We're not there yet.
22:04Okay, okay.
22:05Oh, you know what Ken is in the movie?
22:07What did I say earlier?
22:09Dumb.
22:10Shh.
22:10I fucked.
22:11All right, contestant number two.
22:13Oh.
22:14We got the pirate.
22:15Oh.
22:16Okay, contestant number two.
22:18If we were dating and went to a Halloween party together,
22:20what would our couple's costume be?
22:21Oh.
22:23I would be Santa,
22:24and you would be Rudolph with Parkinson's,
22:26because I want you to shake it like a red nose.
22:30Shake it, shake it, shake it like a red nose.
22:33Oh.
22:33Oh my God.
22:35Why do I keep inviting him back?
22:37Oh, no hints, David.
22:39I'm going to give you points for the red nose.
22:42Oh, I would love to stuff your stocking for that.
22:45Oh my God.
22:45Do you know why?
22:46You know what?
22:47It's never ending.
22:48No, it's literally never ending.
22:49Never ending.
22:50He's too good.
22:50He's too good.
22:51But in the worst way.
22:52Oh.
22:53In the worst way.
22:54Santa has depression.
22:55Santa owns a gun.
22:55He doesn't do things like that to me.
22:56Santa is about to make himself an ornament.
22:59Oh my God.
23:01I need to leave.
23:02We both need to leave.
23:03This is our cue, Ziya.
23:04It's a simple knot.
23:06You're scaring the girls away.
23:07Relax.
23:08That's number two.
23:08It's Halloween.
23:09Okay, you're done, you're done.
23:10That's the number three.
23:12If we were dating and we went to a Halloween party together,
23:15what would our couple's costume be?
23:16Our couple's costume would be,
23:18you and I would be Joe Biden's last two brain cells.
23:21He was doing really well.
23:24He was doing really well.
23:25Yeah, that was really bad.
23:26He lost me.
23:27Like there's a hundred couple's costumes out there.
23:29And he said Joe Biden's last two brain cells.
23:32Well, maybe he wants to be,
23:34maybe he wants to get lost with you.
23:36Cause he's always lost.
23:38All right, moving on.
23:39Contestant number four.
23:40If we were dating and we went to a Halloween party,
23:42what would our couple's costume be?
23:44We'd be a sugar daddy and a sugar baby.
23:46Cause I'm trying to treat you like the hollow queen you are.
23:49Ooh.
23:50I love that.
23:51Period.
23:52Okay.
23:53He's coming up.
23:54He's coming up.
23:55Okay, okay.
23:56Just to make sure.
23:56Who's the sugar baby?
23:57Who's the sugar daddy?
23:58I'm just a baby.
24:00Oh my gosh.
24:01He'd be the baby.
24:03He's back down one again.
24:05What the hell?
24:05Tara, what'd you think about that?
24:07Not many thoughts.
24:08Yeah.
24:08Not many thoughts.
24:09No.
24:10Hey, Joe Biden's last brain cells.
24:11I just think it's like,
24:12there's so many couple's costumes out there.
24:15That was a great one.
24:15Yes.
24:16Yeah, but how would you dress up like that?
24:17Like, sorry.
24:18I took Halloween serious.
24:19At first I was like judging one a little bit
24:21for being basic with Barbie and Ken.
24:22But like, as we're going down the line,
24:24I'm like, okay guys,
24:25like you're trying too hard to be different.
24:26Guys, you're too creative.
24:28I don't like that.
24:29You're thinking way too outside the box.
24:32Back to the basics.
24:34Contestant number six.
24:36We were dating.
24:37We went to a Halloween party.
24:38What would our couple's costume be?
24:39Us.
24:40I was thinking Hansel and Gretel.
24:41Cause I'm trying to get lost with you,
24:43but we'll always find our way back home.
24:45I love that one.
24:47That one's a really good one.
24:49Yeah, but who the really knows
24:51what Hansel and Gretel look like?
24:53See, that's what you would say.
24:53I think you missed an opportunity to be like,
24:56Peter Pan and Tinkerbell,
24:57we can fly to Neverland and, you know, something like that.
25:00If you keep me around long enough, you'll hear it.
25:02Can Tara get behind the curtain and I can choose her?
25:04Oh my gosh, lesbians.
25:07Oh, how June of you.
25:10Oh, I love that.
25:11That's a love's June.
25:12Guys, we're not changing it.
25:13All right.
25:17All right, now we're moving on to elimination.
25:18All right.
25:19So which one was your favorite?
25:20My favorite was Peter Pan.
25:22Damn, you've been the favorite this whole time.
25:24She's trying to get married.
25:25Basically.
25:26What about you?
25:27Which was your favorite?
25:28I feel like you're not for that.
25:29Yeah, why didn't you like Peter Pan?
25:30I liked Cat.
25:30Really?
25:32You just liked the way he felt.
25:33You just liked the abs, yeah.
25:34I like his nipple color.
25:37That's even weirder.
25:38Let's see it one more time.
25:39What?
25:40I don't know.
25:41I liked that one.
25:43Yeah, and for you?
25:44I do still have a top two.
25:46Who's your munch, June?
25:47Who's your munch?
25:48Can number five ask what a munch is?
25:50You don't know what a munch is?
25:52No.
25:53How old are you?
25:54Yeah, idiot.
25:55For everyone who doesn't know what a munch is,
25:57clearly it's a...
25:58A munch, you eat it for lunch.
26:00It's hard to explain.
26:02Like munchin' cookies, but a euphemism.
26:04Big words, euphemism.
26:05Okay, so are we ready to eliminate
26:07or are you gonna discuss with Tara?
26:07Still don't know what a munch is.
26:09Let's discuss, but I do have a question
26:11before I get to eliminating.
26:13Okay, do any of you ride a motorcycle?
26:17Oh, Santa's got a sleigh, very similar.
26:19Very similar.
26:20No, that was, that was good.
26:23Even less wheels, more dangerous.
26:25Okay, so silence, nobody?
26:28It's cause she rides a motorcycle.
26:29I'll name my wiener motorcycle.
26:31Would any of you backpack me?
26:33Like a sack of toys.
26:34Okay, so you're all at the same spot, so.
26:36Okay, let's discuss.
26:38Santa's still here.
26:39After much deliberation,
26:40we have someone you will eliminate.
26:43And that is?
26:44I'm so sorry, contestant number four.
26:48Contestant number four.
26:50But you did not know what a munch was.
26:52Oh, that's me?
26:54What the hell?
26:54Flag on the play.
26:57What's that about?
26:58Ted Lasso!
26:59That's a good mustache.
27:00That's wrong, oh, I'm so sorry.
27:03Hi, I'm sorry.
27:05It's okay.
27:05I love your costume.
27:06Hi.
27:07Hi, Tara.
27:08How are you?
27:09I like your mustache.
27:10Thank you, it's falling off.
27:10But good answers, you were really funny though.
27:13Thank you, I appreciate that.
27:15Ted Lasso, I love Ted Lasso.
27:15This is getting hard, guys, I feel bad.
27:17Starting to feel bad.
27:23Consent to say one thing, Seth.
27:24So you know how I have so much coal,
27:26and you know how there's pressure in a relationship.
27:29And what is that pressure gonna make?
27:30You, diamonds, coal.
27:33That was hot.
27:34I fear that might have been better in your head.
27:36I would love to give you head.
27:38I feel bad.
27:38I feel bad.
27:40All right, moving on to the next round,
27:41we got our next question.
27:42Okay, contestant number one.
27:43What is the scariest thing about dating you?
27:46What's your biggest red flag?
27:47I would say that it's nothing too crazy,
27:49but I love really hard.
27:51So that's pretty much it.
27:52Bye, give me a real one.
27:55No, like actually, it's I just love really hard.
27:58Give us an example.
27:59Give us an example of you loving too hard,
28:01where it's like, even when you do me wrong,
28:04I'll still support you and like be there for you.
28:06Like, even if you like, were to like, yeah.
28:08Should she tell me?
28:09Yeah.
28:09He supports women's rights and wrongs.
28:11I'm loyal.
28:11Okay.
28:13Let's go.
28:14That was good.
28:16Will you buy her a Birkin?
28:17Would he get approved for a Birkin?
28:19Yeah, would he get invited to buy a Birkin?
28:21What's a Birkin?
28:23Let's just say, I made a song once called Materialistic.
28:27Oh, music.
28:27Oh, so you make music.
28:28Yeah, here, look, I'll just show you something.
28:31That seems pretentious.
28:33They're like, ooh, it's a car key.
28:35They don't know anything about cars.
28:37I'm sorry.
28:38It was a Toyota Prius.
28:40But you can have a nice car
28:43and not have anything else to your name.
28:44He's got abs.
28:45True, you have to find out.
28:46All right, moving on to contestant number two.
28:48I'm really scared.
28:49Contestant number two with the scariest thing about dating.
28:53Santa.
28:55Santa masks his feelings with humor.
28:58Santa has a hard time opening up to women.
29:03Santa doesn't know his father.
29:06Santa cries at night when the right woman will hold him
29:09and express his feelings.
29:10That's what Santa will do.
29:12I hate the way Santa talks.
29:13Santa will open up to you and not just your legs.
29:17Emotionally.
29:19You know what, Santa,
29:20we're actually a lot more alike than I thought.
29:22Oh, whoa, let's go.
29:24That was a real answer for me and it hurts.
29:27Okay.
29:28How would you think about that, dude?
29:29I'm done with Santa.
29:30You're done?
29:31I'm done with Santa.
29:32You left her speechless.
29:33I think I know who Santa is, too.
29:35Who?
29:36I don't know.
29:38Moving on to contestant number three.
29:39Contestant number three.
29:42What's the scariest thing about dating you?
29:43To be honest, I would say the scariest thing
29:46about dating me would be my ability
29:49to gaslight and manipulate you.
29:52Okay, at least he's honest.
29:53Wow.
29:54But that could be a good thing.
29:55I have the ability to.
29:56I won't necessarily do it,
29:58but I do have the ability to.
29:59He's doing it right now!
30:00Okay, Tara, thoughts?
30:03I appreciate the honesty, but he lost me.
30:05He lost me.
30:06Yeah, me too.
30:07He lost me three questions ago.
30:08I really liked you.
30:09I'm honest.
30:10Contestant number four.
30:11What's the scariest thing about dating you?
30:13Scariest thing about dating me is probably the addiction
30:15because I'm really like the fourth bag of Skittles.
30:18Like, you should probably stop, but you won't.
30:20What makes you addicting?
30:22Damn.
30:23There it is.
30:23Santa, stop.
30:25Well, it's just the vibe, you know?
30:28It's the vibe.
30:29So, you got a job, you got goals, you're done, dude,
30:32because you're gonna be addicted to him.
30:34Tara, you don't look happy with that one.
30:35I don't like any of these answers, honestly.
30:36Yes, that's all I got for you.
30:37I think Santa's answer was the best.
30:39Yeah.
30:40It was the most honest.
30:41That irks me inside to say it, but.
30:43I do have a new favorite.
30:44I do have a new favorite, I'll say that.
30:46My top two lost me.
30:48Wow!
30:48Who's your new favorite?
30:49It's Abs over here.
30:50Mr. Abs, Mr. Absalicious.
30:56Now we gotta eliminate, guys.
30:57Who are we gonna eliminate?
30:58I'm so sorry, and I feel,
31:00actually, I don't feel that bad.
31:01Santa, come out.
31:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a minority.
31:12Oh, Santa delivers many presents,
31:14but not as much as the rich kids.
31:16How are you?
31:16Hi, Santa.
31:17Hi, Santa.
31:18Good to see you.
31:20Oh, did you leave my factory?
31:22Is it because of my height?
31:23It is, it's a short joke, like an elf.
31:26Oh my goodness.
31:27I knew it was you.
31:27Why?
31:28I knew it was you.
31:29Because you never shut the fuck up.
31:31Except for eating that munch, am I right?
31:33High five for Santa.
31:34High five for Santa.
31:35Don't touch me too long.
31:36You can choose me.
31:37High five for Santa.
31:38You are a beautiful little elf, hmm.
31:40I'm gonna leave this way.
31:41Love you.
31:42Great, now you're gonna be on the naughty list.
31:49All right, you ready?
31:50And turn around.
31:52Okay, hi, guys.
31:53Hi.
31:55This is so exciting.
31:56I feel like this is legal.
31:58Contestant number one.
32:00I see why you chose your costume.
32:01You are giving very much Ken,
32:03but I'm still gonna ask you why you chose your costume.
32:06I'm the ideal guy that every girl dreams of.
32:08I'm Kenneth, and I want you to be my Barbie.
32:11I feel like you should have been cast
32:12instead of Ryan Gosling.
32:13Yeah, honestly.
32:14Does he look like it?
32:15You're very pretty.
32:17Me too, thank you so much.
32:21All right, moving on to contestant number two.
32:23What is that?
32:23What is your costume?
32:24Yeah, what's going on here?
32:25What's going on?
32:26Yeah, so my costume, I'm a dictator.
32:28So I'm dressed like a dick,
32:31and I have a bag of tater tots.
32:33So it's like a punny costume.
32:36And I chose it because I thought it was a good
32:38juxtaposition between just how I look,
32:40like with the tats, and my skin tone.
32:43I thought this was a very preppy sort of outfit,
32:46so I thought it was a nice yin and yang.
32:48That's a wig?
32:49And this is a wig, yeah.
32:50It's not my real hair.
32:50She's like, please tell me it's a wig.
32:52Can we see?
32:52Please, please, please.
32:53I'm like, please.
32:54It's up there, I don't know.
32:55He has hair.
32:56Let me put it on.
32:57Nice haircut.
32:57All right, moving on to contestant number three.
33:00Hi, Peter Pan.
33:02Can you tell me why you chose your costume?
33:03I chose Peter Pan,
33:05because I was hoping that you could be my Tinkerbell,
33:08and we could just never grow old.
33:11He chose Wendy.
33:13Sorry.
33:14All right, guys, so it's fall, it's Halloween.
33:17I want you guys to explain what fall activity
33:20would you guys be planning on your guys' first date?
33:23I would say I'll take you for a ride in my AMG.
33:25Drop the top and look at the stars.
33:28I'm starting to feel like the AMG
33:28is your only personality trait.
33:32Yeah, he's going hard on that.
33:33He's like, I swear to God, I worked on it.
33:34He's like, by the way,
33:35did you guys know I have an AMG?
33:36Yeah.
33:38All right, we can honestly do whatever you want.
33:39I'm down for whatever.
33:41I don't like that answer.
33:42I like a man that takes initiative,
33:44plans the date, you know?
33:46Maybe some creativity in there.
33:49I don't like a-
33:50What, the car thing?
33:50No.
33:51All right, contestant number two.
33:53So for our date,
33:54I'm thinking we'll go out on Halloween night.
33:57You drive, and what I'll do is I'll hop out of the minivan
33:59and steal the kids' candies while they're trick-or-treating,
34:03and then you'll drive the getaway car,
34:05and then we'll split the candy that we steal.
34:07I just want to be able to see
34:08if you're going to be like a ride or die for me.
34:10That's so romantic.
34:11Like Bonnie and Clyde vibes.
34:12Yeah, exactly.
34:13No, I really love that.
34:14And what brings people close together
34:15more than, you know, committing a crime?
34:17Hitting a jail cell.
34:18You know?
34:19Here we go.
34:20Because you're each other's alibis.
34:21We're going to get away, for sure.
34:23All right, I like that answer, I like that answer.
34:26All right, contestant number three.
34:28Dude, we're like already in sync.
34:30That's awesome.
34:31I'm not normally the romantic type,
34:33but I'm thinking we go like pumpkin patch picking
34:36and like pick the perfect pumpkin.
34:38That was crazy.
34:40You got to stutter it.
34:41Try to say that.
34:42That was crazy.
34:43Peter Parker patch picking.
34:43Pick the perfect pumpkin, and we go back, we carve it,
34:45we make a fort over the TV,
34:48and it's like sheets that go over the whole room.
34:49We have like a theater,
34:51and we watch all scary movies, eat our treats,
34:52and then carve pumpkins.
34:54It's kind of cute.
34:55That is actually really cute.
34:57I mean, I just came up with that in my head, so.
35:00All right, now that we've heard all the answers,
35:02now, Marina, you got to give your final decision.
35:05So who are you picking for your Halloween base date?
35:09I'm going to steal his candy with contestant number two.
35:14Amazing.
35:15Wow.
35:16I'm going to give you this.
35:16Can I give you a hug?
35:18Yeah.
35:19This is for you, by the way.
35:20I'm going to give you a hug.
35:21My boyfriend.
35:22We'll sit right here.
35:23Thanks, bro.
35:24All right, so Marina, do you like your pick?
35:27I told Tara on the second round,
35:27honestly, I'm not even really listening
35:29to what he's saying.
35:30I'm just staring at his tattoos, so.
35:31I'll take that.
35:33I'll take that.
35:34I knew what I wanted.
35:36I like his personality.
35:37Do you think you're going to take her out?
35:38Absolutely, yeah.
35:38I don't think we're going to do the stealing candy thing.
35:41I think, you said you like sushi,
35:42so we'll just get sushi somewhere.
35:44Somewhere local, and then just go from there.
35:47Thank you for being here.