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00:00What's the most toxic thing you've ever done?
00:01One time he told me,
00:03do you know how many girls want to be with me?
00:06And I was like, oh, okay, if that's how you feel.
00:11So I ended up making out with his brother
00:13and he found out and he was not very happy.
00:23My name is Diego.
00:24I'm Ecuadorian.
00:25I'm looking for papers.
00:26I'm 6'2".
00:27I'm awesome.
00:28I'm a great swimmer, by the way.
00:29So I'm best known for my backstroke.
00:31Okay.
00:316'2", huh?
00:32He's such a liar, bro.
00:34He's just being humble.
00:34He's 6'3".
00:36Thank you, bro.
00:37Just being honest, you feel me?
00:386'3", 6'3", with the Air Forces on.
00:40Yeah, 6'3", with the busted up Air Forces.
00:42I love it.
00:42Going around with a couple of dirty Air Forces.
00:44All right, Diego.
00:45So what kind of girl are you looking for today?
00:46Fat ass.
00:47Muffle.
00:48Besides that very amazing opinion you have there,
00:51I need a toxic one.
00:52I love toxic guys.
00:53I need one that tracks my location
00:55and just always yells at me.
00:57Why toxic guys?
00:58I don't know, man.
00:58It's just something about them that just...
01:00I just love how controlling they are
01:02and just make me feel like I need to report to them
01:04and give them every single second of where I need to be.
01:06You know, like, oh, you know, I'm here with my guy friend.
01:08Sending pictures when there's like,
01:09I don't need to be sending pictures for proof,
01:11but just in case.
01:12Yeah.
01:12Like, I like that vibe.
01:13So why do you think you're still singled up?
01:15I just haven't found the right toxic one.
01:17They've been too nice to me.
01:18My throne is like the toxic king.
01:19I need one to fill up right here.
01:20The toxic queen.
01:22What up, YouTube?
01:22What's going on, guys?
01:23Before we start the video,
01:24make sure to like, share, and subscribe.
01:25Put on those post notifications
01:27because we are picking two lucky winners
01:29to win 50 buckaroonies.
01:31Diego, from out of his pocket,
01:33he's paying another 50.
01:35And he's also sending you one of these sick ass
01:38Los Chicos Tóxicos shirts, dude.
01:41So...
01:41Wait, can I stop you real quick?
01:42Yeah.
01:43I don't have $50.
01:44You don't have $50?
01:45No, but I'll get the merch.
01:46So my merch is on me.
01:47Okay.
01:48So we're going to send someone this shirt
01:50that I'm wearing right now.
01:52Yep.
01:52Won't be washed.
01:53It'll be dirty.
01:54It'll be sweaty from today's shoe.
01:56It'll be great.
01:57Straight off of David's back.
01:58So it's like priceless.
01:59Boom.
01:59All right, man.
02:00So you told us what you like,
02:01but you're about to date seven girls.
02:04I looked for the most toxic guys out there.
02:06Oh my God.
02:07This is heaven on earth then.
02:08Some of these girls are wanted.
02:10That's what I need.
02:11I can't really say for what,
02:13but they are.
02:13That's what I need.
02:14But we need you a wingman.
02:16Someone who knows who you are better than you.
02:20I got just the guy for you.
02:21Yeah.
02:21I just got Felipe.
02:23Felipe, boy!
02:25I got just the guy, man.
02:27I got just the guy for you, too.
02:29Yo, bro.
02:30How you doing, man?
02:30Good, good, good.
02:31And we out here, man.
02:32I'm f****** lit, man.
02:33Just took like three shots
02:34and we getting shit going, though.
02:35What's going on?
02:36Okay, okay.
02:36Felipe.
02:37So can I call you Felipe or is it Filipito?
02:39Call me whatever you want, man.
02:40We call him Pito.
02:41Big Pito.
02:42No, that's not what-
02:43Filipito, okay.
02:43I don't like when people lie.
02:44I don't like when people lie.
02:45Just Felipe is fine.
02:46Medium-sized Pito.
02:47So what do you think, dude?
02:49What kind of girl does Diego really need?
02:52For sure, a girl with a fat ass.
02:53Like, that's like top priority there.
02:57Second best, you know, toxic.
02:59And what'd you say, bro?
02:59You were here for papers?
03:00I need that.
03:02American citizen.
03:03Did you make sure people, like,
03:04they had the blue passport before we started this?
03:06We did, yeah.
03:06Okay.
03:07So everybody here has a blue passport?
03:09I don't know.
03:09There are some-
03:10With the eagle, the United States of America flag.
03:13We just-
03:13Okay, we'll figure it out.
03:14We'll figure it out.
03:15We'll talk about it.
03:15So how do you guys know each other?
03:16What's it called?
03:17We met back on Tinder and shit.
03:22I thought he was cute and shit, so I swiped, right?
03:25I was like, he's like, just like my type.
03:26Nah, we ran into two men on this one girl.
03:31It was a three.
03:32Nah, actually, fun fact.
03:33We met at the gym.
03:34We were doing cardio and-
03:37What type of cardio we were doing?
03:38Stuntmaster.
03:39Oh, okay.
03:40I'm gonna be real.
03:41I don't remember you doing cardio,
03:42but I think I was doing cardio.
03:43Maybe, maybe.
03:43I was probably doing some skating.
03:45You were watching him do cardio.
03:46Wait, wait, before we start,
03:47I need you to show what you got behind your hat, bro.
03:50Why do you have that, bro?
03:51This was not planned.
03:53We's getting freaky out here, you feel me?
03:55Nah, just in case.
03:55Just in case.
03:58Just in case, you feel me?
03:59Dude, I thought you guys were better than this.
04:00Man, this is bad for you.
04:02Yes, bro.
04:02You're desensitizing yourself.
04:03Is it really?
04:04Yes.
04:05Nah, bro, I need this shit.
04:06If not, bro, me, three seconds in, I'm gone, bro.
04:08Oh, okay, okay.
04:08You feel me?
04:09That's good, that's good.
04:10I thought there were ketchup packets.
04:13You gotta love a man with protection, okay?
04:15He always got it, especially for his boy.
04:18Of course, man.
04:18This is my dog right here.
04:19Mondo normally keeps magnums in his hat.
04:21I can't fit those, but I mean, hey, man, to each his own.
04:23You feel me?
04:24Can't relate on that one.
04:25And I know my boy Diego like this, and I know he can't fit them either.
04:29So I thought I'd bring those, you feel me?
04:31Bring in the girls!
04:40All right, ladies, so I got the handsome bachelor and his sexy wingman here.
04:45Ready to meet you guys.
04:46Are you guys ready?
04:48We're ready for you, Papi.
04:50I'm so excited.
04:51Who's that, Papi?
04:52Me.
04:52Diego, you ready to meet the love of your life?
04:54I'm ready, bro.
04:55Let's turn around and meet the feet portion of the video.
05:00Ooh, okay.
05:01Off rip, number one got the toes out.
05:04I like toes, baby.
05:06You like toes?
05:08Only thing is, David, they gotta be white, though.
05:11I don't know how I feel about that one right here, but white toes?
05:13I got so much more to show you.
05:17Don't be teasing my boy with a good time.
05:22I like how some of them are like really not painted.
05:25Okay, okay, okay.
05:26That was a silly mistake on my end.
05:30Hey, that's a red flag right there.
05:32She's just a girl.
05:33But that just shows that I'm busy and hardworking.
05:35I was focused on my career.
05:37Purr.
05:37Okay.
05:38So if she's busy on her career, she's not busy checking up on you, though, and being toxic.
05:43She's not busy cheating, though.
05:43And you need a toxic approach.
05:45That's right.
05:46Very true.
05:46Someone said she's not busy cheating, though.
05:49Unless she's your boss.
05:51No, never.
05:52But if she's fucking the boss, then that means I get more money, too.
05:55That's true.
05:56So you gotta think about it like that.
05:57Because if I can be a stay-at-home husband, I'll do it.
05:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:00So let's look at the number one real quick.
06:02What do you think about the, what are those, sandals?
06:04Wedges?
06:05Man, they look like, my mom used to shop at Ross a lot.
06:07They look like something I get at Ross.
06:09Which, by the way, I love Ross.
06:11Because we, you know, Hispanics, we love Ross.
06:13Marshalls, TJ Maxx.
06:14Marshalls, all that stuff.
06:15We love all that.
06:16Which is a green flag for me.
06:17Yes.
06:18There's nothing wrong with a good deal.
06:20Did you get those at Ross?
06:21No, I didn't.
06:22I actually don't know where I got these from.
06:24She stole them.
06:25Great.
06:27Filipito, what do you think, dude?
06:28What do you think about the nails have done?
06:31Man, as she said, she busy.
06:33So she's not gonna really be busy checking my boy Diego's phone.
06:36And that's just gonna make my boy Diego's life boring.
06:39I like to keep it on edge, Felipe.
06:40Of course, of course.
06:41And I'm not gonna lie, the shoes are nice, you feel me?
06:44Someday I'd get a fallas paredes, you feel me?
06:46That's just the way I grew up shopping.
06:48And it just reminds me of home.
06:49So I say we give her a chance.
06:51I say we give her a chance.
06:52I like a home.
06:52Let's bring, let's bring her in.
06:54All right, so I love me a toxic woman in my life that keeps me on edge.
06:58What's the most toxic thing you've ever done?
07:00The most toxic thing I have ever done in a relationship
07:04is I have a tendency to withhold sex to get my way.
07:11Whoa.
07:12Girl.
07:13Wait, what do you mean?
07:13Like for how long?
07:14For like a couple minutes?
07:15What's the longest?
07:16Exactly.
07:16That's a very important question.
07:17I mean, I think the longest I've gone is maybe like a day and a half.
07:22But like that's depending on the context of the situation.
07:28Are you okay with like two to three minutes time frame?
07:31In the sex?
07:32In the sex?
07:33Yeah.
07:34It depends on how many times we have two to three.
07:36Because time is money.
07:37Time is money.
07:37I only got one round.
07:38This is just a question that Diego is probably wondering.
07:41But like, do you do other stuff?
07:42Like dry humping, over the pants, you're making him wait.
07:46I love a good tease.
07:47So if I'm trying to get my way in an argument,
07:49I mean, I can manipulate with other foreplay.
07:52Manipulate.
07:53That's toxic.
07:54I love that.
07:54I mean, as long as she's not expecting like,
07:56like just don't wait for me too long is what I'm trying to say.
07:58Yeah.
07:59You know what I mean?
08:00And you shouldn't wait too long because you know who might step in?
08:02His man, Filipito.
08:04No, no, no.
08:04Which I'm okay with.
08:06I'm okay with.
08:07If I eat, you eat.
08:10I like my homies.
08:11My homies eat.
08:12What Biggie say?
08:13What'd he say?
08:14Ain't fun, the homies can't have none?
08:15That's what he said.
08:15That's what Biggie said.
08:17I think Snoop Dogg said that.
08:18Okay.
08:19Moving on to contestant number two.
08:20Okay.
08:20We got the DCs.
08:22The DCs.
08:23You never know.
08:23She might just do a wheelie.
08:25I mean, a tray flip.
08:26You know what's funny?
08:27In middle school, I used to buy DCs all the time.
08:30This is going back to the Ross.
08:31But I'm being real shit.
08:32I bought all my DC shoes at Ross.
08:34So this is kind of bringing like childhood memories.
08:36So I might, let's see number two.
08:38What she got?
08:39The most toxic thing I've ever done in a relationship is
08:42I grabbed a glass bottle and I threw it directly at him.
08:47And if he would have like not dodged it,
08:50I would have been in jail.
08:52But it's okay.
08:52Like we made up and it was great sex.
08:55So like, it doesn't really matter.
08:56But you have me all the way up.
08:58I'm going to throw anything that's nearby.
09:00She sound confident.
09:01I love a confident woman.
09:02Yeah.
09:03All I heard was that she missed him completely.
09:05We Latina women do not have us all the way up
09:08because we won't miss.
09:09We intentionally miss.
09:10That's the difference.
09:12He just wants you to know like,
09:13Hey, I could have killed you by the way.
09:14It's a warning, baby.
09:17You told me a story back there that you said,
09:19I don't know if I want to say this toxic thing.
09:21Is there any way you can say it?
09:23So I had a situationship,
09:25but of course he was a player.
09:26He kept playing with my feelings.
09:27So one time he told me,
09:29do you know how many girls want to be with me?
09:33And I was like, oh, okay.
09:36If that's how you feel.
09:37So I ended up making out with his brother
09:40and he found out and he was not very happy.
09:42Okay. But as you should.
09:44Yeah. Period.
09:44Oh God.
09:45Cause I was trying to prove a point.
09:46Like, okay. And what?
09:47Like I could, you know, go for your brother.
09:50Look at him.
09:51So she was trying to make a point.
09:52Essentially like, oh, you got people in your DMs.
09:54I got your brother.
09:55I could have anyone. Bye.
09:59Okay. I like that.
10:03I love that.
10:03That was written down.
10:04We all love some brotherly love.
10:06I'm just kidding.
10:06I'm a changed woman.
10:07That's going to be hard to top, bro.
10:09By the way, you know what it is, Felipe?
10:11What?
10:12I have a brother.
10:13So like now, now she got me thinking
10:14that she going to fuck with my brother.
10:15No, I'm a changed woman.
10:16But you know.
10:17Yeah. All right.
10:18She go to your like uncles now.
10:19Yeah. She might go to my like dad,
10:21but he's not even in the picture.
10:22He's been gone for like a few years.
10:23Oh, she'll find him.
10:24Yeah. Oh, she'll find him.
10:25She'll find him.
10:28He's like, I'm going to fucking wear Houdini on me.
10:30But if you find him, let me know.
10:31All right. Contestant number three.
10:33She was flirting with you earlier with the boots.
10:36What do you, what do you think about these?
10:38What are they? Denim?
10:39Yeah. So she's been showing me legs in like a little,
10:42I don't know. She's been teasing me.
10:43She's almost cheating.
10:44She's almost cheating, but that's what I think.
10:47That's what you love.
10:49She's willing to cut corners and bend the rules for you.
10:51That's what I'm listening to.
10:52So, and she look like she work out.
10:54And I love the gym, David.
10:56You know, I love the gym.
10:57Felipe, you love the gym too.
10:58Yeah, sometimes, sometimes.
10:59It's hard to tell, but we love the gym.
11:01All right. Contestant number three.
11:02What's the most toxic thing
11:03you've ever done in a relationship?
11:05So I knew he was going to go cheat on me.
11:09Well, hold up.
11:10What do you mean you knew?
11:12So he was messaging this girl on Instagram
11:14and I saw the message pop up on his phone
11:16while he was in the shower.
11:18So you have his Instagram on your phone?
11:20I did at the time.
11:21We were together for like six years.
11:23Yeah, that's crazy.
11:24And then he went to the shower
11:26and then I saw that pop up on his phone.
11:28So he was acting kind of weird.
11:29And then I saw that she sent the phone number in the DM.
11:33So I searched in his phone for her phone number
11:36and it was saved under a guy's name, typical.
11:38So while he was in the shower,
11:39still I went out and put a clumping cat litter
11:42in his gas tank so he couldn't leave.
11:44Oh my God.
11:45Pervert.
11:47That's like some crazy mindset.
11:50But she's smart, bro.
11:51How would you know?
11:51Exactly.
11:52That's like the mindset game is crazy just there alone.
11:55I don't think he found out that it was cat litter
11:57in his tank for like months.
11:59Oh, so he's still wet.
12:00No, he like, I just left.
12:02I just left the house.
12:03Oh, but did he go?
12:05Like, did he go?
12:06I'm sure he probably Ubered, yeah.
12:08But I was already breaking up with him in my mind.
12:10So I was done.
12:11That's illegal.
12:12Not if he's on my car insurance.
12:14But Diego don't care about illegal, right?
12:16You don't care about illegal.
12:16I'm not illegal myself, you know.
12:19Shake your feet if you got a blue passport.
12:21You need that green card or what?
12:22He does.
12:23Oh yeah.
12:24David, you did good on this one, man.
12:26This is what I needed.
12:27We're out the hood.
12:28We're out the hood.
12:29You, you're out the hood, man.
12:30But if I'm out, you're out.
12:31Okay, I can put that.
12:32All right, contestant number four.
12:33He's got her pants down, which looks like it.
12:35What do you mean she got her pants down?
12:36What do you mean?
12:37Looks like it, doesn't it?
12:38Oh, don't tease me like that.
12:40David, what are you doing?
12:41Don't push him, don't push him.
12:42Don't push him.
12:43It looks like her overalls all the way down.
12:45I don't know, fashion?
12:46You're right, okay.
12:47I don't know if I should say it.
12:48Look, look, you don't have to say it.
12:50Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
12:53Okay, so like I had this toxic situation in ship
12:56and I'm like a sorority girl.
12:57And he was talking shit about me.
13:00So I just got with three of his pledge brothers.
13:04Wait, wait, at the same time?
13:06No.
13:08I just made sure to make out
13:10with each and every single one of them
13:11at every frat party in his view.
13:14Whoa, in his view?
13:15What do you think about that, dude?
13:16It was chill.
13:17It was a chill vibe.
13:18It was like Casamigos chilled.
13:20That was a chill vibe.
13:20What do you mean that's chill?
13:22She just made out with three of her pledge brothers.
13:24But did you not hear the other three stories?
13:25Yeah, like the other ones.
13:27Okay, that's true.
13:27Yeah, like that one really had me on my toes.
13:29Did you not hear number two?
13:30I still wrote it down on my notes right here, number two.
13:32Like that's top competitive.
13:33Yeah, right here.
13:34A girl's gotta do what she gotta do.
13:37And the voices sound confident.
13:38You're like, I love confident.
13:40Felipe, you know this.
13:42Okay, all right.
13:43I mean, it was good, but it didn't have me on my toes.
13:46Now, he wasn't into Michael Jackson.
13:47Yeah, like I need someone to have me like...
13:49You guys are the most toxic dudes I've ever met.
13:52And that's what I love.
13:52If I've ever heard that story,
13:54I'd be like, that's the craziest shit I've ever heard.
13:56Medi-filé for us.
13:57But I liked it.
13:58Contestant number four, good stuff.
13:59All right, contestant number five,
14:01just came back from a rodeo.
14:03How was it?
14:04Great.
14:05Sick.
14:05What do you think about the shoes, papi?
14:07A little out of my budget.
14:08I don't know if she's like expecting me to pay for all that stuff,
14:10but it looks expensive.
14:11Were they expensive?
14:12Yeah, they were.
14:13Nice.
14:14Just give us a ballpark on how much.
14:16About 700.
14:18Damn!
14:19She's rich.
14:19Do you use EBT or not?
14:20Like, did they take EBT where you went or not?
14:24Don't answer, all right.
14:25She doesn't even know what EBT is.
14:26She doesn't know what EBT is.
14:27Do you know what EBT is?
14:28No, the sugar daddy paid for it.
14:30Damn, that's cool.
14:31Dude, you could be her sugar baby though.
14:34Sugar daddy to her, to me, I liked it.
14:37Let's see what she got to say.
14:38Yeah, yeah, let's hear it.
14:39Contestant number five, I love me a toxic woman.
14:41What is the most toxic thing you've ever done?
14:43Okay, so my ex, I found out he got with the girl best friend,
14:47kind of typical story.
14:49And me and my friend decided to pull up to his house and egg his house
14:51and we ended up breaking two windows, so.
14:54Hell yeah, another felony.
14:56Let's go.
14:57Okay.
14:59One of them got a hand tattoo.
15:01Hand tattoos are toxic as bro, toxic as soul.
15:05Can I?
15:06Whoa.
15:07They cheating, Felipe.
15:09That's what I love.
15:10That's what I love.
15:10Everybody how I love.
15:11That's what I love, okay.
15:13What do you think about forearm tats?
15:15Bro, what is that, David?
15:17David's gonna be toxic, bro.
15:19That's a meme, bro, that's a meme.
15:20Let me see that tattoo.
15:21What if, oh well.
15:23What does that even mean?
15:24What if she cheats, oh well.
15:26Yes.
15:26Ah, I get it, David, I get it.
15:29Okay, I respect it, David.
15:30Holy shit, Cory, is that what you meant, dude?
15:32That's my best friend passed away.
15:34Oh, I'm so sorry.
15:36Yeah, bro, what the?
15:37I'm so sorry.
15:38All right, ladies, let's get the fuck out of here.
15:39Nah, David, are you dead ass?
15:41How you going?
15:41No, I'm just kidding.
15:42I'm sorry, bro.
15:43All right.
15:43Contestant number six, like I said, I love toxic woman.
15:46What's the most toxic thing you've ever done?
15:47After I found out he was cheating on me with another girl.
15:51Everybody getting cheated on, bro.
15:52That's what I'm trying to say.
15:53You didn't have to fix it, bro.
15:54But this is different though.
15:56He cheated on me with a girl that was in Fortnite.
15:59So I went on a date with his ex-best friend.
16:02Ex-best friend.
16:02So they're not friends no more.
16:04They're not friends no more.
16:05Yeah, but they're enemies.
16:06That hurts more.
16:07Okay.
16:07Did you kiss him?
16:08No, it was out of spite, but no, I didn't do anything crazy.
16:11I'm going to keep it a hundred.
16:12I don't know.
16:13I don't know if I actually made that one up.
16:14I don't know.
16:16Fortnite?
16:17Who cheats on Fortnite?
16:18No, she cheated on someone he was playing Fortnite with.
16:21So that guy probably fell in love with her skills.
16:24What?
16:24He fucked her on the game or what?
16:25No.
16:26Like in person?
16:27No, they played a game.
16:28I'm a little slow, bro.
16:29I'm not going to lie to you.
16:30He cheated basically.
16:32It means more because he was spending every single time they were playing.
16:36Contestant number six, I feel you.
16:38I'm sorry about that.
16:39Us men are toxic.
16:40The more I hear about this, it's...
16:41This is insane.
16:42I'm not going to lie.
16:42I've gotten some crazy answers so far, but I'm excited to hear number six, Adidas.
16:46I'm more of a stripes over checks guy myself, David.
16:48Really?
16:48Already she got like...
16:50You got Nikes on.
16:53You nearly got Air Forces on.
16:55Yeah.
16:55But I love Adidas.
16:57Let me hear it, let me hear it, let me hear it.
16:59All right, number seven.
17:00I loved a toxic woman.
17:01What's the most toxic thing you've ever done?
17:03When my boyfriend cheated on me, I sent him an envelope full of glitter.
17:08A glitter?
17:09Why glitter?
17:10Oh, so when he opened it, it went everywhere?
17:12Yeah, and it's really hard to get rid of glitter, so...
17:15Was it poisonous glitter?
17:16No, that's honestly the worst thing you can do to someone.
17:18There's glitter everywhere.
17:20It is.
17:20Gets in your fucking carpet.
17:22Yeah.
17:22Gets on your puke somehow.
17:24You wipe it later, it's there.
17:25I don't know about that last one.
17:27But I don't know why I feel like glitter is like...
17:29She feel like...
17:30I feel like that's very feminine, very beautiful, very like...
17:32I don't know, man.
17:33I feel like she's a beautiful woman right there.
17:35I feel it in my heart.
17:36I'm gonna let you go with it, which is a good feeling.
17:37Okay, all right.
17:38Number seven.
17:39Diego thinks you're beautiful.
17:40Is this in fact true?
17:42Yeah, I would say so.
17:43How tall are you?
17:44Five foot four.
17:45That's fine, my boy's 6'3".
17:46He was being humble earlier.
17:47He's not 6'3", he's 6'3".
17:49That's true.
17:49Well, 6'3 with the Air Force on, guys.
17:51Yeah, yeah.
17:51I got Air Forces on right now.
17:53So, 5'9".
17:54Who said that?
17:57Who's talking shit right before elimination?
17:59All right, I know.
18:00Hey.
18:00Write that down, write that down.
18:01Know what it is?
18:03That was a crazy answer, guys.
18:04If you guys want to see another video just like this, another blind dating video, check out Poppy's.
18:08There's another one on there.
18:10Go check it out.
18:10Bondo, put up the trailer, baby.
18:12So, if you guys had to describe your dating life as a video game, what game would it be and why?
18:17So, I'm thinking like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater because I'm trying to grind.
18:22I want you to ride this wood.
18:25And you could turn this half pipe into a full pipe.
18:33All right, ladies.
18:34Now, you guys heard all.
18:35So, now we're going to go into the elimination round.
18:38All right, Diego and Filipito are going to discuss.
18:41So, number one, in my eyes, her voice just sounded like kind of like beautiful to me.
18:46Do you remember her voice?
18:47Yeah, I remember.
18:47Can you say it one more time, please?
18:51Her voice sounded like beautiful to me.
18:53Number two.
18:54Like you were looking for toxic.
18:56Exactly.
18:56And she checked off everything.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Everything.
18:58Yeah.
18:58Flying colors.
18:59Yeah.
19:00But number two also got like, it looked like she got the same.
19:02Are those pants from Aritzia?
19:03No.
19:04Oh, okay.
19:04I got my pants from Aritzia, by the way.
19:06Just letting you know.
19:06It's a woman's store.
19:07But hey, it looked good on me.
19:08Hey, they look cute.
19:09They look good on me.
19:10That's actually my girlfriend's favorite store.
19:12Oh, yeah?
19:12Yeah.
19:12That's dope, man.
19:13So, you're not allowed to hang out.
19:14I love Aritzia.
19:15But anyways, the only one that threw me off a little bit was number six.
19:18The Fortnite.
19:19Yeah.
19:20I didn't believe that story.
19:21Her answer was a little off to me.
19:23Do you guys understand the betrayal of just f***ing someone you're playing Fortnite with?
19:27My boy, Pablo, just came on set.
19:30We play Fortnite together sometimes, or we used to.
19:32But if he f***ed someone.
19:34What?
19:34That was playing Fortnite instead of me.
19:36Okay.
19:36You'd have to go on a date with his ex-best friend.
19:38Yes.
19:38It's just a written rule, basically.
19:40Yes, it's a written rule.
19:41I'm gonna have to-
19:41In terms of conditioning and conditioning.
19:44I'm gonna have to talk this one over with my best wingman right here to my left, Felipito.
19:50Okay, all right.
19:54All right.
19:54Let's do it.
19:55After examining and really going through our decisions,
19:59Diego will be making the announcement on who gets eliminated.
20:02Do you think my dad took this long to decide if he wanted to be in my life or not?
20:05Nah, bro.
20:05He was like-
20:06In and out, in and out, in and out.
20:08All right, all right.
20:09Let me tell you.
20:10After looking at you, he probably-
20:11It was a quick decision.
20:13No, it's just-
20:14We're friends.
20:15We joke.
20:17That was a joke, guys.
20:19All right.
20:20Unfortunately, and I know I'm probably gonna regret the decision
20:22because every woman here is probably beautiful as hell behind the screen.
20:25Contestant number six has to be eliminated.
20:29I'm sorry.
20:30I'm so sorry.
20:31Bro.
20:32I don't even want to look because I already know she's probably so bad.
20:34Oh, she's so sweet.
20:37Hi.
20:37Hi.
20:38So what happened-
20:38Jessica.
20:39The Fortnite boyfriend, what happened?
20:40He just cheated on me with a girl in Fortnite.
20:42But you play Fortnite?
20:43Yeah, but I'm better, so.
20:44You're better than him?
20:45No, well, yeah, now.
20:47Wow, you are very beautiful.
20:48If you ever need like a duo partner or anything, just-
20:50This is Filipito, by the way.
20:52Oh, yeah, he's my friend, by the way.
20:53Yeah, yeah, he's my friend.
20:54Thank you so much for coming.
20:55I really appreciate it.
20:56But my dog cute, right?
21:00What?
21:01No, maybe she's being salty that I eliminated her.
21:04No?
21:05No, no, no, I mean, you know, you're good looking.
21:07Thank you, I appreciate it.
21:08I'm so sorry.
21:09Let's give it up for Jess.
21:14Nah, that was you, man.
21:15Me?
21:19You ready?
21:21I'm ready.
21:22I'm excited, man.
21:23Let's turn around.
21:24Are you ready?
21:24Yeah.
21:26Oh, man.
21:27Oh, man.
21:29You guys are great.
21:30You guys look great.
21:31Amazing.
21:31I love the fit.
21:33Is there something that stands out to you?
21:36The height?
21:37Yeah, like, I just love me a woman that competes with the same level as me.
21:40They all look very tall to me.
21:42Who's the tallest one, guys?
21:43Number three look crazy with the heels.
21:45I'm not gonna lie.
21:45Well, I think it's the heels, right?
21:47Is she naturally that tall?
21:48Who cares at the end of the day?
21:51At the end of the day, it don't matter.
21:53It don't matter.
21:54All right, let's go to contestant one.
21:55What do you think about this black flowy dress?
21:57We got some accessories.
21:59We got a tattoo.
22:00And I'm not gonna lie.
22:00Number one gives me like Wednesday vibes, but I love Jenna Ortega.
22:05It's funny you say that because my hair is in two braids.
22:07Okay.
22:12Okay, I love that.
22:13I love that.
22:14I love that.
22:15Let's move on to number two.
22:16Okay.
22:17Well, let's have look.
22:18We'll go to the important questions.
22:20I'm sorry.
22:21I'm sorry.
22:21So Diego loves soccer.
22:23He actually could have gone pro.
22:24So moving on.
22:26Contestant number one.
22:27All right, contestant number one.
22:28With the information I just gave you that I love sports.
22:30How would you describe our first kiss with something sports related?
22:33I'm more of a Ronaldo girl personally, but I think our first kiss would be messy.
22:40Damn, that was good.
22:42Felipito liked that one.
22:43I like that one.
22:44That was good.
22:44That was good.
22:45That was good.
22:46Okay.
22:46What do you think about that, bro?
22:48Speechless.
22:48You saw my reaction.
22:49I was just...
22:50I can't really say much, but wow, that was messy.
22:54That was good.
22:56I'm sorry.
22:56Just throw a joke.
23:00Just throw a joke.
23:01I'm sorry.
23:02I was just thinking of a joke.
23:03I had to bite.
23:05I had to bite.
23:05He's that guy that says your joke louder.
23:07And everybody reacts to it.
23:09Okay, number one.
23:10Like that made up for like the toes not being painted, you know?
23:13Yes.
23:13That was like...
23:14My boy Diego loves to suck on toes.
23:19He's just acting now.
23:21He's just acting now, bro.
23:23No way he left me hanging.
23:24It's not good.
23:25Wait, ladies, can I ask you guys a question?
23:26You guys can be honest or just, you know, just actually just be honest.
23:29Do you guys like it when a guy sucks your toes?
23:31Give me a thumbs up.
23:32Give me a thumbs up if yes.
23:34Give me a thumbs down if no.
23:37Okay.
23:37Okay, three, three.
23:38We know who's getting eliminated.
23:41No, no, no.
23:41I like it all.
23:42I don't actually like toes.
23:45Bro, you love toes, not me.
23:46I don't like that shit.
23:48No, bro.
23:48I know it's you.
23:50No, I think it's fun.
23:51You know, when you suck a girl's toes and there's like a little lint in there and you're like,
23:54what's this?
23:55No, bro.
23:56It's just Felipe that loves that shit.
23:57No, don't be toe-ditching on me.
23:59I don't like that.
24:00Diego loves sucking toes.
24:02He's an aficionado.
24:04Pablo, you look like a toe freak, man.
24:06I just want to say that.
24:06I just want to...
24:07I don't know if this is going to make the cut, but Pablo, you're like a toe freak, man.
24:14Stole your joke too, baby.
24:15You made...
24:16Hey, you said it louder than him.
24:18All right, contestant number two.
24:19What do we think about the tattoos?
24:21Yeah.
24:22You guys have matching pants.
24:24Very creative.
24:24I like the ring.
24:26Maybe I can put one on your left index one.
24:29Wait, what's it called?
24:30I don't know, man.
24:30I think it's called a ring finger.
24:32Oh, yeah.
24:34Who's that?
24:34The number three?
24:35Number three.
24:35You've been...
24:36We'll talk later.
24:38Okay.
24:39All right.
24:39No, number two.
24:40I love your outfit.
24:41I love the DCs.
24:41I like that.
24:42I like it.
24:42Number two.
24:43How would you describe our first kiss doing something sports related?
24:46I don't play sports, but if we were to be kissing, it's just like a soccer game.
24:54That's all I got.
24:56Damn.
24:57Okay.
24:57Okay.
24:58I like that one.
25:00Something simple.
25:01Dude, imagine making out with someone and the kiss is so good.
25:04You just go...
25:06Yes, that's what I was trying to say.
25:07How do you feel about that one, Leaves?
25:11I love that answer.
25:12I love that answer, man.
25:14That was...
25:14Round of applause, round of applause.
25:16He said...
25:17He couldn't say it, but he literally said that shit was sexy.
25:20Yeah.
25:21That's exactly what Felipe said.
25:23My wingman, best of men.
25:24And he said it with a lift.
25:24He was sexy.
25:25Number three.
25:27Let me ask you the question just in case you forgot.
25:30Ava...
25:33What if he forgot?
25:36All right.
25:36How would you describe our first kiss using something sports related?
25:40Kobe.
25:41Because it's a slam dunk, electrifying, and breathless.
25:44Wait, did Kobe Bryant dunk a lot?
25:46I feel like he was just a shooter.
25:47He just...
25:47Hey, hey.
25:48Out the way, you feel me?
25:50Out the way.
25:51Nah, he dunked, he dunked, he dunked.
25:52Well, if you can aim from far away and hit the three-pointers too, then you got it.
25:55She just wants you to shoot her shot.
25:56She's a straight shooter.
25:57She's a...
25:58Pablo?
25:58She could be my future girl.
26:00She could be my future girl.
26:02Could be.
26:03Okay, ready?
26:03Next time, say that?
26:04Yeah, yeah, say that.
26:05So in other words, Leaves...
26:06She could be my other...
26:08Fuck, one more time.
26:11She could be my future girl.
26:13Okay, okay, okay.
26:14So Leaves, in other words, she could be my future girl.
26:18That's what I like.
26:18That's what I like, okay.
26:22I'll give her A plus just because she threw Kobe in there, you feel me?
26:24An LA legend.
26:26Number three.
26:26Ah, damn, man.
26:28Can I just say, like, can I just get on one knee right now?
26:30Or no, not yet?
26:31No, no, no, not yet.
26:32Come out, come out.
26:33I left my ring finger open.
26:35Okay, number four, she's got that gold belt.
26:39Okay, gold.
26:39She's got that money.
26:40She's got a bunch of pockets, which means...
26:42They heavy.
26:43They heavy.
26:44Okay.
26:44Oh, they...
26:45And I need that.
26:46A lot of people don't know, but she might have your papers in there.
26:49Very true, very true.
26:51Let's hear it.
26:52Number four, if you could describe you and Diego's first kiss in sports terms, what would it be?
26:57It would be like a knockout punch in boxing.
26:59It would leave you stunned, and it might be a little violent.
27:03She's gonna choke you.
27:04But, but, but, but, but wait, wait, David, David.
27:07I'm so sorry, I gotta ask, like, boxing, there's rounds.
27:11When in one round, in what round you're doing it in?
27:13The second one.
27:14Oh, so there's gonna be two rounds, though.
27:16So now I gotta put up two.
27:17Yeah.
27:18But that's when you usually perform the best.
27:20That's what I'm saying.
27:21Yeah, I like it, I like it.
27:21I love that one.
27:22I'm not gonna lie.
27:23Like, and like I said, I'm the, I perform my best in the second round.
27:25So I think I like that second round.
27:27He really does.
27:27The first one, it's...
27:29How do you know this?
27:30What?
27:30Why?
27:31Dude, I do my homework, man.
27:35Ah, it's Filipito.
27:36Okay, um...
27:38Contestant number five.
27:39Okay, I love the fit.
27:40We got this cool, like, half-dressed thing, some accessories.
27:44We got this, like, belt that's silver.
27:46I don't know, I don't know women's fashion.
27:48David, I'm gonna give it, I'm gonna tell you straight.
27:50It's giving bougie.
27:51It's giving real, real bougie.
27:53It's giving Coachella.
27:54It is.
27:55Have you been to Coachella?
27:56I've been to Coachella.
27:57It's very expensive, David.
27:58And that's giving very expensive.
27:59And as you guys know, we...
28:01We're on a budget.
28:02We're on a budget.
28:02And if you're okay with that, then let me hear number, uh,
28:05contestant number five's answer.
28:06So I'm very competitive and passionate,
28:08so I will say that my goal at the end of this
28:10will be going home together.
28:12Straight to the point.
28:13No, that chit-chat.
28:14Are we going to, are you guys going to your house or his house?
28:17My boy got roommates, but they quiet.
28:21You wouldn't even know they there.
28:23Yeah, and his roommates are dope.
28:24Like, his mom will make you breakfast the next day.
28:30Yeah, just keep it quiet.
28:31Just as long as you keep it quiet.
28:33And if you're with Diego for a night,
28:35you're probably going to keep it quiet.
28:38Diego, why are you trying me, gang?
28:40I know my shit's not that crazy, but damn.
28:41No, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.
28:42It's good, it's good, it's good.
28:43You're not lying, though.
28:44All right, so last contestant, number six.
28:47Super cute summer outfit.
28:48We got the, uh, like picnic shorts.
28:51Like, uh, what's that movie from Disney?
28:53Which one?
28:54Team Beach movie.
28:56What?
28:56No, no one's seen that?
28:57I've never seen that one.
28:58Alpha Unc?
28:59Ain't never seen that one.
29:00Nah.
29:01No, no one's seen it?
29:02But I like it because it matches...
29:04Team Beach?
29:05Yo, he's mad.
29:07All right, man, my fault, bro.
29:08Number six.
29:10I like the shoes.
29:10I like how she matches with the shorts.
29:12Yeah.
29:13And this, I can kind of tell, like,
29:14I can see the shirt a little bit.
29:16Like, she's teasing us with the shirt.
29:17It's good.
29:18And it's giving, like, she's really...
29:19If she can match.
29:21She looks like she goes to the gym, you know?
29:22She's killing it, probably.
29:24Do you go to the gym, contestant number six?
29:25I do, yeah.
29:27What gym?
29:28Uh, I go to different ones.
29:30All right, what's your main gym, though?
29:31My fault.
29:33I just know gyms.
29:34It might not look like it,
29:35but I know gyms, you feel me?
29:37You can tell a lot of a girl by the gym she goes to.
29:39Really?
29:40Yeah.
29:40Let me hear, let me hear.
29:40What gym you go to?
29:41John Reed.
29:44I need money.
29:46Hey, that's amazing.
29:47I love that gym.
29:48I've actually been there before.
29:49I've never been there.
29:49I don't even know what the hell you guys are talking about.
29:51That's a great gym.
29:52Beautiful gym.
29:53I know two gyms.
29:53LA Fitness 24.
29:55Okay, wait, if you actually...
29:55They used to be Bally's, but they shut that down.
29:58Okay.
29:58If you actually go to downtown LA John Reed gym,
30:02what's, like, something they have in their drawers?
30:05Wait, wait, wait.
30:05This is a very important question,
30:06because she know would know.
30:07They have lollipops, but they also have condoms.
30:10Very interesting.
30:11What?
30:12Why do they have condoms in there?
30:13That's fucking at the gym.
30:14Because you don't know.
30:14Are we ready?
30:16Are we ready?
30:16Hey, because you don't know what type of cardio
30:19they want to do after their workout.
30:20You know what I mean, David?
30:22Hey, hey, hey.
30:23This is my boy, this is my boy Diego's favorite.
30:25You feel me?
30:25Because it says...
30:28Why don't you hand them out?
30:29Why don't you hand them out?
30:29No, no, no.
30:30Hey, hey, Felipe, do me the honors.
30:32You brought them for show or to give?
30:35No, it's for me.
30:35Did he just drop those on the floor?
30:37No, no, no, Diego's.
30:38Pero no te enamores.
30:39Okay, that's number six.
30:40Can I see your hand?
30:42Wow.
30:43Wow, she got her nails done too.
30:45Is that a cardio bracelet?
30:46It's fake.
30:46Okay.
30:48We can work with that.
30:48We can work with that.
30:49We can work with that.
30:50We can work with that.
30:52Okay.
30:52He's got fake papers.
30:53Okay.
30:55I don't have any at all, but yes, I love that one.
30:57All right, number six.
30:59If we had our first kiss,
31:00how would you describe it in a sports material way?
31:04All I got to say is you'll get a three-pointer
31:06if you know how to use your hands.
31:12You'll get.
31:13Okay.
31:14You'll get a three-pointer if you know how to use your hands.
31:16I don't get it.
31:17I'm dumb.
31:18You have a three-pointer if you use your hands.
31:22Wait, are we talking about butt stuff?
31:23Oh, wait.
31:24Okay, now I get it.
31:27Yeah, I'm gonna keep it a hundred.
31:28I didn't get it, but.
31:29It sounded, you know.
31:31But it sounded like it had me in the first half.
31:33It sounded pleasing.
31:34And that's what I need, so I love that.
31:36I'm gonna say, because my girlfriend would probably agree if she was here,
31:38it sounded, you know, sexy, you know, in the sense where like,
31:41whoa, that sounds cool.
31:42Yeah, I'm also off a couple.
31:43Nando, cut that.
31:46All right, now it's time for the elimination round.
31:49All right, Diego, so you've discussed after 25 minutes of banter,
31:53who are you gonna eliminate?
31:55Number five.
31:55Number five.
31:56But wait, why?
31:58I just felt like the answer wasn't just hitting.
32:01It wasn't connecting, you know?
32:02Okay.
32:03It just wasn't.
32:04I needed to connect like Mayweather on a hit and it just didn't do that.
32:08Yeah, number five.
32:08He wasn't known for his knockout power, but okay, we get it.
32:11Number five.
32:12He wasn't.
32:13Let's give it up for number five.
32:16I'm gonna regret it, bro.
32:17I already know I'm gonna regret it.
32:22Oh my god.
32:24Can we go back?
32:25Can we change?
32:27Can we edit that out?
32:28Wow, you are so beautiful.
32:30I'm 6'3", by the way.
32:32I just wanted to let you know.
32:33I just...
32:34Wow, I fucked up.
32:35David, why didn't you tell me?
32:36I told you, not number five.
32:37You did not say that.
32:38Well, I was thinking it.
32:40Damn, wow.
32:41Wow, you are...
32:41Great to meet you.
32:42Nice to meet you.
32:42Love the shirt, by the way.
32:44Do you like the bag?
32:45Yeah, I fucked up.
32:46Yeah?
32:46Are you a tuxedo yourself?
32:49Yeah, so we can talk after.
32:51We heard you.
32:54Bye, nice meeting you.
32:55Let's give it up.
32:56So, David.
32:58She was beautiful, huh?
32:59What the fuck?
33:00I got you all tens.
33:01Damn, I don't even want to eliminate anybody no more, bro.
33:03Can we just open the curtain?
33:05No, that's not how it works.
33:06Oh my god.
33:07You should get mad at him.
33:09No, no, he actually posed.
33:13I just asked questions.
33:14I'm in love.
33:15Hold on, bro.
33:18All right, boys.
33:18So these outfits are amazing.
33:21These are some good summer fits.
33:23I don't think Diego's heart could take it anymore.
33:26Bro, David, you're letting...
33:27Like, this is tough.
33:28This is tough, dude.
33:28This is...
33:29Why would you set me up?
33:30I got you some good ones.
33:31Oh my god.
33:32I can't believe I fumbled.
33:33Oh my god.
33:34All right, you guys ready to turn around?
33:35I'm ready.
33:36Three, two, one.
33:44Man, you're making this shit impossible, David.
33:47How, bro?
33:48How?
33:48So let's start with contestant number one.
33:50So we see a little bit more of her...
33:52This little summer dress.
33:54What's that image in the back or in the front?
33:56Um, it's like a witchy kind of embroidery.
34:01I don't know.
34:01This dress is handmade.
34:05Do you believe in that kind of stuff?
34:06I don't, but my mom does.
34:08Have you ever cast a spell on a guy?
34:11No, I haven't.
34:11I don't know how.
34:12Damn.
34:13What do you think about the tattoos?
34:14What does it say?
34:15They're amazing.
34:16I think they're amazing.
34:16That's Felipe, by the way.
34:19I have no fear.
34:20What does it say?
34:20I have no fear.
34:22I have only love.
34:22It's Fleetwood Mac lyrics.
34:24Okay.
34:24Oh, okay.
34:25All right.
34:25I like it.
34:26She's got a little ghost, so you know she might ghost you after.
34:28Exactly.
34:29Like, again, this is giving me, like, Wednesday Jenna Ortega vibes.
34:32Yeah, you like the pigtails, huh?
34:33Yeah.
34:34Yo, how crazy would it be if Jenna Ortega was right there?
34:37I'll get on one knee, gang.
34:41It's a Reezy video.
34:42You never know.
34:44Maybe she's promoting her next series.
34:46And she's here.
34:47All right, so as you guys know, I'm big into the gym.
34:49So if our relationship was a food dish, what would it be?
34:52Contestant number one.
34:53If our relationship was a food dish, I would say spaghetti
34:57because I have something Italian for you to taste.
35:00I like that.
35:01I like that.
35:02Picasso?
35:02I'm going to be, I'm going to be, I'm going to be so…
35:06Man, that was a good pun.
35:06That was a good pun.
35:08That was a good pun.
35:09But I'm going to be real.
35:10I didn't get it.
35:10I didn't get the joke.
35:12Maybe I'm a little slow, but I didn't get it.
35:14The sauce, you're going to taste her.
35:16She's Italian.
35:18So I can get lost in the sauce.
35:20You get lost, yes.
35:21I like that.
35:21So you're Italian?
35:22Yes.
35:23You know your way around meatballs.
35:26All right.
35:27That was a good one.
35:28Don't worry.
35:28Filipito does too.
35:30What?
35:31He said I know my way around meatballs.
35:33No, that's a, that's a you and I hook up on the side joke.
35:37Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
35:38That's what it was.
35:39You confirming that?
35:40I'm not confirming or denying you.
35:42These are all allegations.
35:44You're proven guilty or innocent, whatever this shit is.
35:47I'm not American, guys, either.
35:48All right.
35:51Contestant number two.
35:51What do you think, Diego?
35:52I mean, like I said, from the beginning, everyone's just speechless.
35:57Tattoos on the right arm.
35:58No, I love the fit.
35:59Again, from the jump, the DCs brought me back to my like eighth grade days
36:02when I used to get like friend zoned every single time I try to approach any woman.
36:06But yeah, like this brings me back.
36:07Maybe she don't friend zone me.
36:08Maybe this could be the start of something new.
36:10If our relationship was a food dish, what would it be and why?
36:13If our relationship was a food dish,
36:15it would be literally chicken with chile verde because it would be spicy.
36:21And it's so good that you just literally would never get sick of it.
36:25You would want it every day.
36:26I love spicy food.
36:27I can't do it anymore.
36:28No?
36:29I got gastritis.
36:31I make like spicy food, but it's not spicy, spicy, but it's so good.
36:35You know, it's so good that I'll burn.
36:36I don't think it's good when it burns.
36:38Hey, man, I'm not going to lie to you, David.
36:40I love that answer.
36:41That was amazing.
36:41Top two right here.
36:42Number one and two.
36:43She is literally top two.
36:45Yeah.
36:45Yo, no, like in the line of right in the order.
36:47But I'm not going to lie to you, David.
36:48Number three.
36:49You've been calling me all day.
36:51Number three.
36:52Like I need some spicy.
36:54Like I need to hear.
36:55Let me hear this answer on number three right now.
36:56This is a make or break.
36:58This is, this is it.
36:59Well, let's talk about her summer fit though.
37:01I know I said speechless, but this one got me breathless.
37:04Like this one is, this one is.
37:06All right.
37:07Contestant number three.
37:08Our boy loves cooking.
37:09He'll cook you the best meal.
37:10Si te portas bien.
37:12Si te portas mal, me avisa nomas.
37:14We can work something out.
37:15You can teach her what that means later.
37:17Yeah.
37:17Trust me.
37:18All good things.
37:19How would you describe your relationship if it was a food dish?
37:22If our relationship was a food dish, I would say it's a curry.
37:26Cause I'm middle Eastern and it'll be hot, spicy and comforting.
37:31Comforting.
37:32It'll feel like home.
37:33I love that one.
37:33Was that curry?
37:34I love curry.
37:35The way she makes it.
37:36Nah, it's not that.
37:37It's not even that.
37:37It's the way she's been shooting her shot.
37:38It's been like Stephen Curry all night.
37:40So I love that one.
37:41I love that one.
37:42Number three.
37:44Now you're speaking my language.
37:45Like, shit.
37:46I love that one.
37:47I love it too.
37:48Okay.
37:48Contestant number four.
37:50So we see more of the fit.
37:52We got a little like, um, I don't know what, how would you describe this shirt?
37:55See-through, mesh.
37:56What is it called?
37:57Did you get her on Sheen?
37:58Be honest.
37:59I didn't.
38:00You did?
38:00No, I didn't.
38:01Oh, you didn't?
38:02No.
38:03Okay.
38:04It's okay.
38:04I'm an ambassador for them.
38:05I don't mind.
38:06Well, you're an ambassador for Sheen?
38:07Yeah.
38:09That's good.
38:10Yeah.
38:11Sugar mama.
38:13Contestant number four.
38:15How would you describe our relationship using a food dish and why?
38:18I would have to say our relationship would be like Korean barbecue because I'm all you can eat.
38:24That's been the best one, bro.
38:25I swear that's been the best one.
38:26Damn, that was good.
38:29I do love me some Korean barbecue.
38:31You know what they say, man.
38:33The key to a man's heart is through food.
38:35Uh-huh.
38:35Right?
38:35That's what they say?
38:36No, we can tell.
38:37Number three, that show was funny, huh?
38:39It's lemonade.
38:39Yeah, that's right.
38:40All right, number five.
38:42Contestant number five with the blue Adidas, the blue shorts, you got the blue cardigan.
38:46Dude, she's matching.
38:47She knows how to color coordinate.
38:48She got something.
38:49I'm going to say it one more time.
38:50She got that team beach fit on.
38:54No one knows what that movie is.
38:55What movie are you talking about?
38:57Can someone pop up a photo of Impossible?
38:59What movie are you talking about, bro?
39:00It was on Disney, bro.
39:01It was on Disney.
39:02It was on Disney.
39:02It was on Disney.
39:03It was on Disney.
39:03It was on Disney.
39:04It was on Disney.
39:04It was on Disney.
39:04It was on Disney.
39:04It was on Disney.
39:05What movie are you talking about, bro?
39:05It was on Disney, bro.
39:07Disney Channel.
39:08Yeah.
39:08It was a good movie.
39:09Disney XD?
39:10Nah, nah, Channel.
39:11Okay.
39:11Mondo, put up a f***ing...
39:13Please, please, bro.
39:14I don't know what movie he's talking about.
39:15It can bring back nostalgia to people.
39:17Okay.
39:17All right, let's do it.
39:18Contestant number five.
39:19If you could describe a relationship in a food dish, what would it be and why?
39:22I would describe our relationship as a steak because I like my meat raw.
39:28Oh!
39:29Oh!
39:29Oh!
39:30Oh!
39:30Oh!
39:31Oh!
39:31Oh!
39:32Oh!
39:32Oh!
39:33Oh!
39:33Oh!
39:34Oh!
39:35I don't even need those!
39:42Okay.
39:42All right.
39:45It's very true though.
39:46That is the best...
39:47Well, now...
39:48I'm not going to finish that.
39:49Wow.
39:50What?
39:51I was saying...
39:52I mean, I'm not saying I know the best meat is raw.
39:54I'm saying it's better when it's Mondo Catana.
39:58All right.
39:58The boys have talked it out and they have made a decision.
40:03By the way, I just want to clarify.
40:04I am the wingman, but these decisions are all being handled by the CEO himself.
40:08No, no, it's by Felipe.
40:09Felipe's the one that said that this one-
40:10I'm not saying this.
40:11Felipe said this answer was too straightforward, and he just told me to kind of just eliminate
40:16this one, unfortunately, but I got to go with contestant number five.
40:20I got to eliminate it.
40:21The raw one?
40:22Yeah.
40:23It's just, it was just too straightforward for Felipe and myself, you know what I mean?
40:26I never said that.
40:27You told me that.
40:28So, that's what he said.
40:29So, contestant number five.
40:30Hey.
40:32Hey.
40:33How are you?
40:34Wow.
40:35You're amazing.
40:36I am so sorry.
40:37I'm so sorry.
40:38This is Felipe's answer.
40:39Hi, Felipe.
40:40Nice to meet you.
40:41Nice to meet you.
40:42Diego, nice to meet you.
40:43I'm so sorry.
40:44Dude.
40:45Dude, you killed it.
40:46No, but I love the matching shorts.
40:47Like, the matching Adidas, and everything was good.
40:48Like, the cardigan.
40:49Look at that.
40:50Give it up for-
40:55One second.
40:56I just got informed from my co-director Mondo that, so we have to do a double elimination
41:03right now.
41:04Right now?
41:05Did you just act like you had a earpiece on?
41:06No, this is a top tier production, bro.
41:09Mondo?
41:10Okay.
41:11Yeah.
41:12That's what I was thinking.
41:13Yeah.
41:14Okay.
41:15All right.
41:16I'm going to go with, I think, contestant number four.
41:18That's not what I said.
41:20That's what you said.
41:21Oh, my God.
41:22That's what you said.
41:23Contestant number four.
41:24All right.
41:26Oh, my God.
41:27Hi.
41:28I'm so sorry.
41:29Contestant number four.
41:30It's okay.
41:31It's nice to meet you.
41:32Nice to meet you.
41:33This is Felipito.
41:34Nice to meet you.
41:35Love the fit.
41:36Very summer.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:38It's okay.
41:39This was him.
41:40It wasn't me.
41:41That's my homie right there.
41:42Yeah.
41:43All right, dude.
41:44Thanks for coming.
41:45How do you feel about the elimination, man?
41:46I mean, they're all tough, bro.
41:47These are all 10 out of 10s in my eyes.
41:48So, each one gets-
41:49But the show must go on.
41:50Anyways.
41:51Just kidding.
41:52Just kidding.
41:53All right.
41:54For this one, we're going to have you guys pop out because for a summer fit, it's the
41:58way you do your hair, accessories, all that stuff.
42:01So, ladies.
42:02Ready?
42:03Yeah.
42:04Turn around.
42:05Okay.
42:06Wow.
42:07They're way taller than you.
42:08It's all good.
42:09I'm 5'1".
42:105'1", dude.
42:11I love that.
42:12I love that.
42:13Raise your hand if you think you're 5'1".
42:14I'm 5'1".
42:15I'm 5'1".
42:16I'm 5'1".
42:17I'm 5'1".
42:18I'm 5'1", dude.
42:19I love that.
42:20I love that.
42:22Raise your hand if you like a short king.
42:24I went through that short king phase.
42:26She's been giving me good energy all about, like, all the whole time.
42:29You like a short king too, right, Ariel?
42:31I don't think he's short, though.
42:33No?
42:34You're not short?
42:35Is it because of the heels?
42:36I'm naturally 5'6", but I'm 5'3".
42:37Oh, 6'3".
42:38We can make something work.
42:39Good.
42:40All right.
42:41Cool.
42:42All right.
42:43So, when you date anybody, you know, there's nobody else that knows you better than your
42:44ex or your boyfriend.
42:45Hopefully, you have exes, not your boyfriend.
42:47But if you do have a boyfriend, you can let me know.
42:48We can work something out.
42:49But anyways.
42:50What's your worst and best quality slash trait that you think your ex would say about
42:54you?
42:55Would you like to call mine?
42:56Call your ex?
42:57Yeah.
42:58Nah.
42:59Shit, I would, though.
43:00Yeah, I would love to.
43:01You want to?
43:02Yeah.
43:03Let's do it.
43:04Yeah.
43:05Yo, is that feet?
43:06Wait, I don't want to talk about that.
43:07Wait, what?
43:08What?
43:09You got feet pics?
43:10You got feet pics for his contact?
43:11Okay.
43:12We used to be roommates.
43:13We were silly, goofy.
43:14Like, this is, like, a funny picture.
43:15So, you used to be roommates.
43:16No.
43:17And they were roommates.
43:19Okay.
43:20All right.
43:21No, no, no.
43:22We dated.
43:23Then we broke up.
43:24Then we were roommates for a second as friends, and now we're friends.
43:27Right, right.
43:28As friends.
43:29Okay.
43:30You dated?
43:31I swear.
43:32That's crazy.
43:33And then you guys became roommates?
43:34Yeah, for just, like, a little bit.
43:35Okay.
43:36Call him up.
43:37Okay.
43:38Hello?
43:39Hey.
43:40Could you tell me my best and worst quality?
43:41Like, if you think about, like, all the time that we dated.
43:42You were a very loving person.
43:43You're very sweet.
43:44You know, that's definitely a good quality.
43:45Worst?
43:46Is he crying?
43:47Hang on, man.
43:48He gon' cry, bro.
43:49You heard it, too?
43:50Yeah.
43:51When we dated, you were amazing.
43:52Worst quality.
43:53When you do the not you thing.
43:54Like when I was making breakfast one time.
43:55Not you making bacon?
43:56That one, that type of shit?
43:57Yeah, I was making breakfast one time and she walks in and she goes, not you making
43:58breakfast.
43:59I'm like...
44:00That's what she does.
44:01Yeah.
44:02She's like, I'm sorry.
44:03She's like, I was making breakfast.
44:04I'm like, I'm sorry.
44:05That's what she does.
44:06I'm like, I'm sorry.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:08She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
44:09That type of shit?
44:10Yeah, I was making breakfast one time, and she walks in and she goes,
44:13uh, not you making breakfast.
44:15I'm like, what the fuck, shut up.
44:17Oh, you were trying to get your protein intake, huh, King?
44:19Type shit.
44:20I feel it, I feel it, twin.
44:22Okay, alright.
44:23Okay, thank you for your participation.
44:25You hung up on him?
44:26No, he hung up.
44:27Oh, shit.
44:28Bro, he misses her.
44:29You guys gotta figure some stuff out, but okay, that was great.
44:31Yeah, honestly, the worst quality sounded like he's still in love with you.
44:34Yeah, he sounded like he was about to cry.
44:36Bro, did you hear that?
44:37I mean...
44:38The best quality she had was, she was amazing.
44:42It was so good.
44:43That's how he sounded, bro.
44:45Alright, contestant number two.
44:47Now, if your ex was here, what would your best and worst quality be?
44:50What would he say?
44:51Well, he's actually said it before.
44:53He said it before?
44:54He said I'm the hottest ex-girlfriend he's ever had, so...
44:59Demon.
45:00The worst is, I do have a temper, so like, anything that's near...
45:03If you piss me off and there's anything...
45:05I'm gonna...
45:06And I will not miss.
45:08I could tell, I could tell.
45:09Should we try it?
45:10Should we have you throw something heavy at him?
45:11No, he hasn't made me mad.
45:13Just kidding.
45:14Contestant number three.
45:15If your ex was here, what would they say is your best and worst quality?
45:18My best quality is loyalty.
45:21My worst quality is that I intentionally start arguments to spice things up when things get boring.
45:30I like that one.
45:31You like that one?
45:32I like...
45:33Like I said earlier, I like to...
45:34Somebody keeps me on my toes.
45:35I'm on, like, Michael Jackson vibes.
45:36Damn.
45:37That's what I like.
45:38What kind of argument?
45:39Like, if you guys...
45:40If you guys are dating, things are going stale.
45:41You guys are now only having sex twice a day.
45:44Twice a day?
45:45How would you spice things up?
45:46That's a great day.
45:47I didn't say that.
45:48Like, I don't know if I can give you that.
45:49I can't provide twice a day, but once?
45:51Like, we're talking.
45:52But twice?
45:53I don't know.
45:54That wasn't me.
45:55I would, like, make stuff up.
45:57Make stuff up?
45:58What do you mean?
45:59I would, like, just make stuff up and be like,
46:01I heard that you did this today.
46:03And I'm just like...
46:05You know what I need, David?
46:07Like, I need somebody to, like...
46:08I need a girl that, like...
46:09Like, they see a story from a homeboy,
46:11and they screenshot it, and they zoom in.
46:13And they're like, I see you right there.
46:15I do that.
46:16That's what I need.
46:17That's the type of, like, toxic I need.
46:18All girls do that.
46:20Majority are not going to tell you that they're doing that.
46:22Oh, okay.
46:23I know this girl that if she knows her boyfriend's,
46:25like, let's say, downtown Fullerton,
46:27she'll go to Snap Maps and start going through everyone's story.
46:30Oh, I've done that.
46:31Oh, I've done that before.
46:33And you would bring her on.
46:34My boy Diego needs that type of love.
46:36She found shit.
46:37It was kind of...
46:38But thanks for the tip.
46:39No, you're just leaking shit now.
46:40Great day, bro.
46:41I'm talking to admit that I've done that before.
46:43You've done it?
46:44Yes, I have.
46:45I didn't even know that was a thing.
46:46So, thank you.
46:47Or you check out that club's Instagram stories.
46:49Stop talking, bro.
46:50Wait, no, tell me more.
46:51Why did you...
46:52No, that's it, that's it, that's it.
46:53Stop talking.
46:54Okay.
46:55Tell me after.
46:56We're going to do one Patreon round,
46:58where this is a Patreon exclusive.
47:00So, if you guys want to see this next question,
47:02it's f***ing crazy, subscribe to Patreon.
47:04We're going to show you a quick little preview.
47:06My boy loves women with power,
47:09women that are toxic,
47:10but he also loves, you know, superhero movies.
47:12So, if you guys were a superhero duo,
47:16what would your guys' superpowers be?
47:18If we had a superpower, it would be just to spice things up.
47:22Wouldn't that be fun?
47:23So, Diego and his wingman, Filipito, have discussed,
47:27and they've made a decision.
47:29But I'm going to throw a little curveball.
47:32Any last words you want to tell Diego to pick you
47:35to take him out on a no-boo date right after this?
47:38You don't have to worry about me being taller than you.
47:41Yeah, that's a good one.
47:42That's a good one.
47:43That's a great one.
47:44That's a great one.
47:45Because I'm in heels,
47:46so we're not going to get much taller than this.
47:48Okay, contestant number two.
47:50You won't have to worry about things not being interesting.
47:54Okay.
47:56Number three.
47:57You don't have to take me to no-boo.
47:59I like more of the food quality than the ambiance.
48:04I love that one.
48:05I love that one.
48:06I think I got my final answer off of those three answers.
48:08All right, Diego, you've heard everything.
48:10Who are you picking to take out on a date?
48:14They're talking over my team, executives, and directors.
48:18The best one for me, and to be in my toxic life,
48:22is going to be competitor number...
48:30two.
48:36Told you.
48:37Her answers have been amazing.
48:38With the number one draft pick.
48:39With the number one draft pick.
48:42The one.
48:43The one and only.
48:44See, the thing about me, like,
48:45so competitor number one, like, she was my size.
48:47But, like, I like to climb the tree.
48:49I'm like a squirrel trying to catch a nut.
48:51You know what I mean?
48:52So, that's me.
48:53Team Shark King.
48:54That's all it is out here.
48:55And, like, we're...
48:56What camera?
48:57We match in two.
48:58Like, we were, like, twin.
48:59Diego, how do you think you chose?
49:01Gotta pick the best one.
49:02And he smells good.
49:03Oh, wow, thank you so much.
49:04What do you think about Diego, Naomi?
49:06He's a cutie.
49:07He has curly hair.
49:08He smells good.
49:09And, you know, he gets it with the style.
49:11So...
49:12By the way, these are Aritzia.
49:13How do you feel about that?
49:14Do you shop at Aritzia?
49:15No.
49:16No?
49:17No.
49:18I'm a thrifty girly.
49:19I love that.
49:20We can take you.
49:21We can go out on, like, a little Sunday.
49:22Like, Melrose and shit.
49:23All right, let's give it up to these two tuxicos.
49:27And we're Latino.
49:28And we're Latinos.
49:29Where are you from?
49:30Mexicana.
49:31Mexico y Ecuador, estamos aquí.
49:33Muchas gracias por todo el apoyo.
49:35Latinos are on top this year.
49:36Let's go.
49:37Let's go.
49:40So, if you guys had to describe your dating life as a video game,
49:44what game would it be and why?
49:45So, I'm thinking, like, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater,
49:48because I'm trying to grind.
49:50I want you to ride this wood.
49:52And you could turn this half pipe into a full pipe.