A bride-to-be invites a man she has just met to spend a night with her in Mexico, and enjoy one final fling before she settles down.
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00:01:00Good morning.
00:01:02I'm glad you're up.
00:01:04I'm on call at the hospital today, but I can be late.
00:01:07So what do you say, Phillip,
00:01:09how about a little cardiovascular activity
00:01:11to start your day off right?
00:01:13Joan, maybe I better go.
00:01:15Why go? As your doctor, I'm recommending you stay in bed all morning.
00:01:18Well, seriously, I have to go home and feed my dog.
00:01:21He's probably wondering where I am now.
00:01:23You don't have a dog.
00:01:25It's my neighbor's. I'll see him.
00:01:27It was really great.
00:01:29Phillip, please stay a little longer.
00:01:31No, I have to. I really have to.
00:01:33Come on. I want you to stay.
00:01:35No, no, no, I really...
00:01:37God.
00:01:39Phillip, is something the matter?
00:01:41No, no, it's...
00:01:43I'm just not a very good morning person.
00:01:45You know, it sounds to me like low blood sugar.
00:01:48It's probably your diet.
00:01:50You know, you ought to have a balanced breakfast this morning.
00:01:53Joan, the truth is...
00:01:55I just don't...
00:01:57Yes, this is Dr. Preston.
00:01:59Yes.
00:02:01I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:02:03I'm sorry, Phillip, I've got to go.
00:02:05Mrs. Kirk's contractions have stopped
00:02:07and we're going to have to start pitocin augmentation.
00:02:09Oh, that...
00:02:11I owe you one.
00:02:14Get off the shirt.
00:02:16You stand on my shirt, you sleep in my face.
00:02:19Give me the shirt.
00:02:22Phillip?
00:02:24Yeah.
00:02:26Could you do me a favor before you leave?
00:02:28Sure.
00:02:30Feed my cats.
00:02:32No problem. Got it covered.
00:02:34Thanks. I'll call you later.
00:02:36Bye.
00:02:44Oh, God.
00:02:58One more dream
00:03:01One more game we play
00:03:07One more crazy night
00:03:11And one more lonely day
00:03:15And I know
00:03:17I'm alone
00:03:20Even so
00:03:23I'm alone
00:03:25The dream goes on
00:03:27The dream goes on
00:03:31The dream goes on
00:03:33And on and on
00:03:44The dream goes on
00:03:57And on and on
00:04:03One more face
00:04:08Love that's not quite right
00:04:13One more place
00:04:15To satisfy your appetite
00:04:21Yeah.
00:04:23Yo, Phil, hey, what do you read, huh?
00:04:25Morning, Walt.
00:04:27Just getting home. You get lucky again, huh?
00:04:29Yeah, lucky.
00:04:31You're amazing. Where do you get the energy from?
00:04:33I'll see you, Walt.
00:04:35What a life. The man goes from one woman to the next.
00:04:38He's a legend in his own kind.
00:04:40You're my hero, Phil.
00:04:42One more smile
00:04:44And one lonely bite
00:04:49One more lover, believer
00:04:54Ever bite
00:05:00I'm home, dear.
00:05:02Oh, Philip, I'm so glad I missed you.
00:05:04Let me take your coat. Thank you, darling.
00:05:06You're welcome.
00:05:08You're welcome.
00:05:10You're welcome.
00:05:12Let me take your coat. Thank you, darling.
00:05:18Morning, Phil.
00:05:20Linda, Phil's here to brag about his...
00:05:23Oh, that's good. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
00:05:26Coffee? Oh, please.
00:05:28So? So?
00:05:30There's nothing much to tell.
00:05:32The usual. Dinner, movie, back to her place.
00:05:34I knew you'd like it. What did I tell you?
00:05:36Jack, Jack, I don't want to discuss this, okay?
00:05:38What's the problem, Phil? Well, it's just, it's not right.
00:05:40What's this not right thing?
00:05:42What are you talking about? L.A. Magazine listed her
00:05:44as one of the ten most eligible women in the city!
00:05:47Jack, don't you see? It wasn't her. It's me.
00:05:49I'm the problem. I am just so tired of dating women
00:05:52I know it's never gonna work out with.
00:05:54It's gotten so bad, I know it's wrong
00:05:56five minutes into the first date.
00:05:58Well, don't you think that's a little quick to judge?
00:06:00I just can't pretend I'm enjoying myself anymore.
00:06:05I mean, take...
00:06:07This has become something I have, you know?
00:06:10You have dinner, you have the measles, you have...
00:06:13Phil, not all your relationships can be a fiery romance.
00:06:18Oh, how about one? Just give me one.
00:06:20Oh, give me a break! You're a divorce attorney.
00:06:23You must see this all the time.
00:06:25A couple's thinking that fire and romance last a lifetime
00:06:28and then boom, a year later, it's over?
00:06:30What I am trying to say is
00:06:33you can't walk around forever looking for Ms. Right.
00:06:36Why not? What if she's out there, you know?
00:06:39She's got to be out there.
00:06:41What's left to believe in if I can't believe she exists?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:45Well, you can always believe in the Tooth Fairy.
00:06:47I hear she's single.
00:06:49Oh, thank you. That helps. Appreciate it.
00:06:56I don't know. Maybe you're right.
00:06:58I just keep thinking,
00:07:01what if my Ms. Right has run off with Mr. Close enough?
00:07:06Let's have a toast.
00:07:09A toast to Gloria,
00:07:12the future Mrs. General Manager of KXRX,
00:07:17the soon-to-be number one radio station in L.A.
00:07:20Thank you.
00:07:22So, how is my future wife?
00:07:25Terrific. How is my future husband?
00:07:28Great. And who is going to win the game today?
00:07:31The Raiders!
00:07:33Hey, you two, cut that stuff out.
00:07:35Come on. You got plenty of time for that later.
00:07:37Who wants to call in? Jason? Melvin?
00:07:39No, no, no. I've already had my limit. Thanks.
00:07:41Now, listen, it's 12.37.
00:07:43That gives us exactly ten minutes to get cleaned up here.
00:07:45Now, it should take us seven or eight minutes to get inside,
00:07:47putting us in our seats at 12.55,
00:07:49ready for a one-o'clock kickoff.
00:07:51Hey, Glory, you never told us how Jason proposed.
00:07:54Oh, yeah. Did he get down on his knees?
00:07:57Oh, no, no. It's nothing like that.
00:08:00It just sort of came up in conversation.
00:08:03Came up in conversation?
00:08:06Yeah, well, I ran out of stationery,
00:08:09and I was going to order some more.
00:08:11So I asked Jason if I should put Gloria Faye Franklin
00:08:15or Gloria F. Franklin or just Gloria Franklin.
00:08:19And he said, why don't you put Gloria Faye Elliot?
00:08:22I said, oh, are we getting married?
00:08:24And he said, sure, why not? It's about time.
00:08:26Then I cried. That was it.
00:08:28That's the saddest thing I have ever heard.
00:08:31Oh, it was very sensible and very Jason.
00:08:35That's what I love about him.
00:08:38He's a very practical person.
00:08:40Hey, I got a great idea.
00:08:42How about next week we all get together
00:08:44while the men are in Vegas?
00:08:46Great!
00:08:47Vegas?
00:08:49Yeah, didn't you know?
00:08:51The men are going to Las Vegas?
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:56Oh, you know, it's a little tradition.
00:08:59It's nothing, really.
00:09:01They get drunk, they gamble.
00:09:04Do what boys do.
00:09:07Yeah!
00:09:19What a move!
00:09:21Beers?
00:09:23Orange, strawberry, cola.
00:09:26So when do you and the boys leave for Vegas?
00:09:29Thursday. It's a three-day weekend.
00:09:31The guys planned it.
00:09:33Why didn't you tell me about it before, Jason?
00:09:35You're not supposed to be the last one
00:09:37to hear about these things.
00:09:39I'm sorry. I guess I just forgot to tell you.
00:09:42Sorry. Hey, there he is!
00:09:44That's good!
00:09:49You're not sorry, Jason.
00:09:51Don't say you're sorry when you're not sorry.
00:09:53You're afraid.
00:09:55You were afraid to tell me
00:09:57because you knew how childish I'd think it was.
00:09:59You know, see, honey, what you're doing
00:10:01is you're making this into a big deal.
00:10:03It's nothing. Nothing.
00:10:05Jason, this isn't even you.
00:10:08Who talked you into this, Doug?
00:10:10Honey, it's just a tradition that we have.
00:10:13Everybody gets a bachelor party.
00:10:15Oh, I see.
00:10:17So boys will be boys.
00:10:20What if girls will be girls?
00:10:23Now, what's that supposed to mean?
00:10:25That means how would you feel
00:10:27if I went out and got lucky one last time?
00:10:29Come on.
00:10:31The guys have the trip all planned.
00:10:33What can I do?
00:10:35Jason, I don't want to get the feeling
00:10:37that you're not taking me seriously.
00:10:39Is it because you don't think I'd do it?
00:10:43Well, to be truthful, I don't.
00:10:46I know you too well, Gloria.
00:10:48I just not like you.
00:10:50You're a very cautious person.
00:10:52Cautious?
00:10:56Well, okay.
00:10:58Now that you're in Vegas,
00:11:00I'll just have to see what I can do.
00:11:02Don't threaten, Gloria. It's been neat.
00:11:04All right, neat! He's got it!
00:11:06He's got it!
00:11:08He's got it!
00:11:10Number 46.
00:11:12That's the guy.
00:11:14Todd Richardson.
00:11:18Hi.
00:11:30I'll take one.
00:11:34Thanks.
00:11:40Can I have one, please?
00:11:42Oh!
00:11:44Oh!
00:11:46Oh!
00:11:54Come on, big guy.
00:11:56Up, up.
00:11:58Here you go, peanuts.
00:12:00Come on, up.
00:12:02Here you go, up.
00:12:04Come on, wake up.
00:12:06Smell the peanuts here.
00:12:08Good peanuts, good peanuts.
00:12:10Come on, move, talk, anything.
00:12:12Come on.
00:12:14Up, up.
00:12:16Out of the water. Out of the water!
00:12:18No, it's no use. They aren't...
00:12:26I'm sorry.
00:12:28Were you talking to me?
00:12:32Uh...
00:12:36You know, I was just saying about the bears.
00:12:38Yes?
00:12:40The, um...
00:12:42Did you...
00:12:44Did you know that the North American black bear
00:12:46lives 200,000 years?
00:12:48I mean, that's how old
00:12:50the American black bear is,
00:12:52200,000 years.
00:12:54That old, and it lives primarily
00:12:56in the region of the Minnesota,
00:12:58North Dakota and Canadian borders.
00:13:00Did you know that?
00:13:02No, I didn't know that.
00:13:04Excuse me.
00:13:06The hibernation period alone
00:13:08is three to four months.
00:13:10Do you work here?
00:13:12Uh, no. Zoology. Stanford.
00:13:14I just, uh, spent the last
00:13:1618 months up at the Arctic Circle
00:13:18living with them, hunting with them,
00:13:20learning their mating habits.
00:13:22I see.
00:13:24But, you know, the black bear is very misunderstood.
00:13:26Really?
00:13:28Oh, yeah. I mean, at first they appear to be ferocious beasts,
00:13:30but once you get to know them,
00:13:32they're very loving, warm animals.
00:13:34You almost want to take one home with you.
00:13:36I don't think my landlord allows pets.
00:13:38Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:42You sure do know a lot about bears.
00:13:44Well, actually,
00:13:46I know nothing about bears.
00:13:48I made most of that stuff up.
00:13:50I just wanted to talk to you.
00:13:52I see.
00:13:54Well, for a minute there,
00:13:56I thought you were Marlon Perkins.
00:13:58No, just Phil Reed.
00:14:00Well, hello, just Phil Reed.
00:14:02Hi. And you're...
00:14:04I...
00:14:06Uh, I'm just late.
00:14:08It was nice meeting you.
00:14:12So, uh, what brings you to the zoo today,
00:14:14if I may ask?
00:14:16Don't tell me you're a zoologist.
00:14:18No, I'm a buyer for...
00:14:20What about you, Phil?
00:14:22I'm a lawyer.
00:14:24I'm 31, single, I live alone.
00:14:26That's basically it.
00:14:28Oh, and I, uh, I love the honeymooners.
00:14:30Hey, I love the honeymooners.
00:14:32You've got to be kidding me.
00:14:34No, wait, do you remember the one
00:14:36where Norton's teaching Ralph how to play golf?
00:14:38Of course.
00:14:40Okay, address the ball.
00:14:42Hello, ball.
00:14:44That's right.
00:14:52So how about you?
00:14:54What's your life story?
00:14:56Oh, uh, not much to it, really.
00:14:58Are you married?
00:15:00No.
00:15:08You know, there's something very important
00:15:10you haven't told me.
00:15:12There is?
00:15:14Your name. I don't know what your name is.
00:15:16My name? I'm sorry.
00:15:18My name, it's Marsha.
00:15:20Marsha Lyons.
00:15:22Well, it's nice to meet you, Marsha Lyons.
00:15:26It's been nice meeting you, too, Phil.
00:15:30Listen, I was wondering...
00:15:32I have a confession to make.
00:15:34No, no, no, you go ahead.
00:15:36I was wondering if maybe you could give me your phone number
00:15:38and I could call you, you know?
00:15:40We could have dinner or something.
00:15:42Listen, Phil, there's something you ought to know.
00:15:44What's that?
00:15:48I'm not from around here, see?
00:15:52I'm only in town on business.
00:15:54I understand.
00:15:56Listen, it was great meeting you.
00:15:58Wait, where are you going?
00:16:00Well, you're about to read from the list of reasons
00:16:02why you can't go out with me, right?
00:16:04You're seeing someone, you're too busy,
00:16:06you're not looking to get involved right now.
00:16:08Hey, I totally understand. Take care of yourself.
00:16:10No, wait.
00:16:12See, I don't know the number where I'm staying.
00:16:14See, that's another old standard.
00:16:16You know, you don't know the number,
00:16:18so I give you mine, you never call,
00:16:20and I feel like a jerk.
00:16:22No, no, that's not it.
00:16:24Believe me.
00:16:28Look, uh,
00:16:30why don't you give me your number?
00:16:32I promise, I'll call.
00:16:46We've tried everything. Marriage counselors,
00:16:48group therapy, therapy, everything.
00:16:50I've done everything to hold it together.
00:16:52Phil.
00:16:54Hey, Phil.
00:16:56We go to trial next week?
00:16:58Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Go on.
00:17:00I mean, I love my wife,
00:17:02it's just, uh...
00:17:04Okay.
00:17:06Between you and me,
00:17:08it's a...thing.
00:17:10Before we were married, she'd make love to me anywhere.
00:17:12Wait. Anywhere?
00:17:14You know, wherever we went,
00:17:16we couldn't keep our hands off each other.
00:17:18It was fantastic.
00:17:20But now it's strictly the bedroom.
00:17:22It's taken all the meaning out of the marriage.
00:17:24I understand that. Excuse me one second.
00:17:26Who was that?
00:17:28Your mother. She wants you to come to dinner next Monday.
00:17:30She's got someone she wants you to meet.
00:17:32Great. Will you just call her and tell her I'm busy?
00:17:34You already said you'd come.
00:17:36Yeah, okay.
00:17:38Uh, Larry, I, uh,
00:17:40think I have it all down here.
00:17:42There really shouldn't be any problem with the judge.
00:17:44It's a fair settlement.
00:17:46I hope so. I'm trying to be fair.
00:17:48I don't, uh, don't want to hurt her or nothing.
00:17:50I, uh,
00:17:52feel like Margie.
00:17:54I understand, Larry.
00:17:56Well, listen, I'll see you a week from Friday.
00:17:58I'm real sorry to break it up now,
00:18:00but, uh, I've got a very urgent lunch meeting.
00:18:04It's a simple settlement.
00:18:06Straightforward. Just present it to the judge.
00:18:08It's a piece of cake. I don't know.
00:18:10What's the matter with you today, Phil?
00:18:12It's too easy. Larry Fields still loves his wife.
00:18:14I don't get it. You meet a new girl in the park,
00:18:16and you go haywire. I mean, what's the big deal?
00:18:18Is she not only gorgeous but have a wealthy father?
00:18:20Yes.
00:18:22There was something about her.
00:18:24I-I can't even describe it.
00:18:26Look,
00:18:28have you ever just seen someone
00:18:30or heard a person's voice
00:18:32and known that person was meant for you?
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:36First time I saw Mindy
00:18:38from work in Mindy. You know Pam.
00:18:40What's her name?
00:18:42I don't know why I even talked to you.
00:18:44You're really serious about this love at first sight stuff, huh?
00:18:46If someone asks you to describe your ideal mate,
00:18:49you probably couldn't do it exactly.
00:18:51But then, all of a sudden, you meet her,
00:18:53and you know, you just know.
00:18:57Drew, do you know what faith is?
00:18:59Faith is believing in something
00:19:01when common sense tells you not to.
00:19:03Yeah, well, as a divorce attorney,
00:19:05common sense tells me not to have faith
00:19:07in any relationship.
00:19:09Hey, Drew, I've made up my mind.
00:19:11I'm just not gonna see anyone else. It's only fair.
00:19:13Fair? You've only known the woman for five minutes.
00:19:15All right, look.
00:19:17What if she never calls?
00:19:19She'll call.
00:19:21Yeah, but what if she doesn't? I said she'll call!
00:19:23Yeah!
00:19:27Don't look now, Batman,
00:19:29but here comes the Catwoman.
00:19:31No sense in fooling ourselves anymore.
00:19:33You sure you want to do this? Don't you think you better wait?
00:19:35Hey, Joan? Phil, hi.
00:19:37How are you? Oh, great.
00:19:39Well, listen, I'm sorry about the other day.
00:19:41I had to leave in such a hurry.
00:19:43It seems we have a little...
00:19:45business. No, that's okay.
00:19:47Uh, Joanie,
00:19:49there's something I have to say, and it...
00:19:51it's not gonna be easy.
00:19:53I hope you understand.
00:19:55You're pregnant.
00:19:57You do great.
00:19:59Maybe I'll just go towel off.
00:20:01Why don't you go towel off? I'll just towel off.
00:20:03She'll be toweling off.
00:20:05And, Joanie, listen, what it is
00:20:07is that, uh...
00:20:09I can't see you anymore.
00:20:11Oh, I don't understand.
00:20:13I thought we were getting along great.
00:20:15Well, yeah. Yeah, we...
00:20:17It's just that...
00:20:19Oh, brother, this...
00:20:21I'm getting married.
00:20:23Married?
00:20:25Yeah, I know. It's, uh...
00:20:27It's, uh, it kind of just came up.
00:20:29Ha!
00:20:31Married to who?
00:20:33Who?
00:20:35Well, that part's...
00:20:37not quite settled yet exactly.
00:20:39It's just that what I'm trying to say
00:20:41is I want to get married
00:20:43someday, but...
00:20:47I just don't want to marry you.
00:20:51It's that simple.
00:20:53I'm so sorry.
00:20:55It's okay.
00:20:57I don't want to marry you either.
00:21:01Well, there you go, you see?
00:21:03Ha!
00:21:05You take care of yourself.
00:21:07You too.
00:21:09See you later.
00:21:11Bye.
00:21:17I think you're making a big mistake.
00:21:23All right.
00:21:25So they went.
00:21:27Jason went with them.
00:21:29Big deal.
00:21:31Yeah, well, I really thought he'd go.
00:21:33I'll get you, Frankie.
00:21:35So what are you gonna do?
00:21:37What are you gonna do?
00:21:39I'm not gonna do anything.
00:21:41It's just the way it is.
00:21:43But why?
00:21:45Why is it that men can have a last fling
00:21:47and not women?
00:21:49It's just the way it's always been.
00:21:51I don't know.
00:21:53Whatever happened to the old Gloria?
00:21:55The Gloria that I went to college with?
00:21:57The Gloria who jumped on stage
00:21:59to sing with Bob Seger?
00:22:01The Gloria who never wore a watch?
00:22:03Whatever happened to Miss Spontaneous?
00:22:05Mimi, I gave that all up
00:22:07when I decided to become an adult.
00:22:09When I wanted to get married.
00:22:11That's why they call it settling down.
00:22:13Just because you're marrying Jason
00:22:15doesn't mean you have to stop having fun.
00:22:17Jason doesn't want to marry a college girl.
00:22:19He wants a mature woman.
00:22:21You're not mature.
00:22:23You're afraid.
00:22:25You're afraid of losing Jason.
00:22:27Now, I'll admit,
00:22:29the guy, he's a great guy.
00:22:31He's a great guy.
00:22:33Now, I'll admit,
00:22:35the guy, he's a great catch.
00:22:37I only wish I met him first.
00:22:39I would give up my Neiman's charge
00:22:41for a guy like that.
00:22:43So I am not suggesting
00:22:45that you jeopardize yourself.
00:22:47But, Gloria,
00:22:49you can't just do nothing.
00:22:51I won't let you.
00:22:55I'll tell you.
00:22:57I was so mad at the game
00:22:59that when I left,
00:23:01I met someone at the zoo.
00:23:03No.
00:23:05Now we're talking.
00:23:07It all seemed to happen so fast.
00:23:09He was nice. Different.
00:23:11But he was nice.
00:23:13He gave me his number.
00:23:15So call him up.
00:23:17Have some fun.
00:23:19Make him spend a lot of money on you.
00:23:21Take him to your folks' house in Acapulco.
00:23:23I can't do that.
00:23:25Who says?
00:23:27Amy, that's not the way things work.
00:23:29Besides,
00:23:31I've got relatives coming in.
00:23:33Oh, damn it, Gloria.
00:23:35You have the most irritating way
00:23:37of rationalizing everything.
00:23:39Now, I am telling you,
00:23:41from the depths
00:23:43of motherhood here,
00:23:45stop playing it safe.
00:23:47Go out and do something outrageous.
00:23:51Get naked.
00:23:53Morning, Phil.
00:23:57Morning, Beverly.
00:24:09Does she call?
00:24:11No, and he's getting worse.
00:24:15You think she'll call?
00:24:17No. It's Friday.
00:24:19She'll call.
00:24:21No, it's Friday.
00:24:23Women don't call men on Friday.
00:24:25It's like saying,
00:24:27Hi, I'm a loser and couldn't get a date.
00:24:29Are you free?
00:24:31She won't call today.
00:24:33Maybe we should do something.
00:24:35Yeah, like take away
00:24:37his belt and shoelaces.
00:24:43Oh!
00:24:45Two more bottles of wine, please.
00:24:47Don't you think we've had enough?
00:24:49That is your problem.
00:24:51You don't deserve to have a good time anymore.
00:24:53What will it take to loosen you up?
00:24:55Excuse me, please.
00:24:57Could I have your attention?
00:24:59Is there a Gloria Franklin here?
00:25:01Me. I'm Gloria Franklin.
00:25:03Can I talk to you a minute, please?
00:25:05Ms. Franklin, please.
00:25:07What's wrong?
00:25:09There's been a problem.
00:25:11I need to talk to you about...
00:25:13Wait a minute!
00:25:15Sit down, Ms. Franklin.
00:25:17It's out of my will. Forget it.
00:25:21Just so there's no resisting arrest.
00:25:23Ah!
00:25:25Ah!
00:25:27Ah!
00:25:29Ah!
00:25:31Ah!
00:25:33Ah!
00:25:35Ah!
00:25:37Ah!
00:25:39Ah!
00:25:41Ah!
00:25:43Ah!
00:25:45Ah!
00:25:47Ah!
00:25:49Get him!
00:25:51Ah!
00:25:53Ah!
00:25:55Ah!
00:25:57Ah!
00:25:59Ah!
00:26:01Ah!
00:26:03Ah!
00:26:05Ah!
00:26:07Ah!
00:26:09Ah!
00:26:11Ah!
00:26:13Ah!
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:17Ah!
00:26:19Ah!
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:23Ah!
00:26:25Ah!
00:26:27I never get nervous.
00:26:29And I'm not leaving one stone unturned.
00:26:31Ah!
00:26:33Ah!
00:26:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:26:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:26:39Bang-zoom!
00:26:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:26:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:26:45Any person could do that.
00:26:47Are you kidding?
00:26:49What's the matter, Gloria?
00:26:51Oh, I was just thinking about Jason.
00:26:53I never thought he'd really go.
00:26:55He's probably running around with a $500 hooker
00:26:57acting like a dog in a heat.
00:26:59Oh, no. I bet he won't.
00:27:01Men just talk like that.
00:27:03Sure they do.
00:27:07Goodbye, Gloria.
00:27:09Everything's gonna be great.
00:27:11Sure. Thank you, ladies.
00:27:13Good night.
00:27:39Good night.
00:27:47Ow!
00:27:49Ow!
00:27:51Woof!
00:27:53Woof!
00:27:55Would you get that, honey?
00:27:57Okay.
00:27:59No! No, no, no!
00:28:01Hello? Hello?
00:28:03I got it! I got it!
00:28:05Hello? Gloria?
00:28:07Honey, sweetheart?
00:28:09Huh?
00:28:11Yeah.
00:28:13Yeah, all right.
00:28:15Okay. Yeah. I'm cautious.
00:28:17I'm cautious, and you're rentin-tin.
00:28:19Rentin-tin.
00:28:37Hello?
00:28:39Hello. Phil?
00:28:41Yes, this is Phil.
00:28:43Marcia?
00:28:45I hope I'm not waking you.
00:28:47That's okay. I was just watching television.
00:28:49Oh, yeah. It's getting late.
00:28:51I'll call back.
00:28:53No, no. I mean, it's all right.
00:28:55I'm so glad you called.
00:28:57Yeah?
00:28:59Well, uh,
00:29:01I didn't know if I was gonna get the chance.
00:29:03I've been kind of busy.
00:29:05Yeah, well, me too.
00:29:07Yeah.
00:29:09Well, the reason for my call is,
00:29:11um,
00:29:13I was wondering if you were doing anything this weekend.
00:29:15Do you have any plans?
00:29:17No, I don't, actually.
00:29:19I, uh, have no plans whatsoever.
00:29:21I'm free the entire weekend.
00:29:23As a matter of fact, I'm free the next three weekends.
00:29:25Oh, well, good.
00:29:27Good. Great.
00:29:29Uh, because
00:29:31I was wondering if, uh,
00:29:33if you'd be interested
00:29:35in flying to Alcapulco in the morning
00:29:37to get some sun for the weekend.
00:29:39Hello?
00:29:41Hi, sweetheart.
00:29:43Hello?
00:29:45Are you still there?
00:29:47What did you say again?
00:29:49Well, I have access to, um,
00:29:51to a friend's place on the beach.
00:29:55I mean, I take care of the flights and everything.
00:29:57Would you like to go?
00:29:59I would love to go.
00:30:01I mean, it's just, uh, it's kind of sudden.
00:30:03Yeah. Yeah, I know.
00:30:05It's last minute and everything,
00:30:07but I think it would be fun.
00:30:09I'm like that,
00:30:11everything's on a whim.
00:30:13I think that's great.
00:30:15I mean, sure, why not?
00:30:17Oh, good. Okay, it's all set, then.
00:30:19Just meet me at Terminal 5
00:30:21at 8 a.m. tomorrow,
00:30:23and we'll be in Alcapulco by noon, okay?
00:30:25Okay, that's great.
00:30:27I-I will be there, and, uh,
00:30:29hey, thanks for calling.
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:33Bye.
00:30:41It's a problem.
00:30:43He says they're out of cars,
00:30:45and there's no record of my reservation.
00:30:47Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
00:30:49I'm sorry. I should have planned better.
00:30:51Please, don't be upset.
00:30:53Let me talk to him.
00:30:55I'm told there's a problem.
00:30:57Like I told the lady, senor,
00:30:59it's the weekend, and we don't have no cars.
00:31:01Gee, that's too bad.
00:31:03You know,
00:31:05I don't know if I should be here,
00:31:07but I have to go.
00:31:09What's going on?
00:31:11You know, come to think of it,
00:31:13there is my cousin's car.
00:31:15Do you like convertibles?
00:31:17Do we like convertibles?
00:31:21Okay, last night I worked out
00:31:23a little itinerary for the weekend.
00:31:25It's, uh, 1.15 now.
00:31:27It should take us, say, 20 to 25 minutes
00:31:29to get to the villa,
00:31:31and that would make it 1.35, 1.40.
00:31:33Now, I figure we could...
00:31:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down.
00:31:37This is kind of like summer camp here.
00:31:39Yeah, well, I thought that...
00:31:41I'll tell you what, we'll just play it by ear.
00:31:43See this? Disco bye-bye.
00:31:45Say bye-bye. Bye-bye.
00:31:51I can't believe I haven't seen one sign.
00:31:57Phil,
00:31:59I think we're heading away from the beach.
00:32:01Uh, well, according to this,
00:32:03we're in British Columbia.
00:32:07I'm not very good with those things.
00:32:09I have what you call
00:32:11a instinctual sense of direction.
00:32:13Phil, I am so sorry for this.
00:32:15Sorry for what?
00:32:17Getting us lost. I should have planned better.
00:32:19I thought... I thought I knew the way.
00:32:21Look, if you want to turn around and go back,
00:32:23it is all right. I'll understand.
00:32:25Will you relax? This is not your fault.
00:32:29You mean you're not angry?
00:32:31What? Are you kidding me?
00:32:33I'm having a great time.
00:32:35Look, this is uncharted territory.
00:32:37I feel like Magellan.
00:32:39Okay, it's 1.50.
00:32:41The way I figure
00:32:43we should, uh,
00:32:45be arriving at the villa
00:32:47sometime in April.
00:32:59Phil,
00:33:01do you smell smoke?
00:33:03No, I don't think so.
00:33:05Are you sure?
00:33:07Sure.
00:33:09Ah!
00:33:11I told you! I told you!
00:33:27Well, there goes its resale value.
00:33:33Oh.
00:33:35I can't believe this is happening.
00:33:37Phil, what are we gonna do?
00:33:39The next town might be another 20 miles.
00:33:41No problem. We'll hitch a ride.
00:33:43Hitch a ride?
00:33:45The only people who travel on roads like this
00:33:47are drug smugglers, revolutionaries,
00:33:49and the Mexican version of the Manson family.
00:33:51Look on the bright side.
00:33:53What bright side?
00:33:55We're alone. We're together.
00:33:57We're getting to know each other.
00:33:59Personally, there's no place I'd rather be.
00:34:01We should just relax. Everything's gonna be fine.
00:34:11What did I tell you?
00:34:13Look at this!
00:34:15Hola! Que tal?
00:34:17Amigos! Hold it!
00:34:19Wait, wait, wait! Stop!
00:34:21No, wait, wait! Stop! Amigos!
00:34:23Phil!
00:34:25Hold it! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:34:27No! No!
00:34:29Gracias.
00:34:31Señor! Excusez-moi.
00:34:33Our car caught on fire.
00:34:37El auto es flambe.
00:34:39And normally we don't look like this,
00:34:41but we need some
00:34:43assistance, emergencia.
00:34:45We want to go to
00:34:47our villa.
00:34:49Donde es la
00:34:51beach villa de ellas?
00:34:53Yo tengo
00:34:55hambre.
00:34:57Voy a comprar
00:34:59manzana de la biblioteca.
00:35:01Get in the truck.
00:35:03Gracias, señor.
00:35:05Vamonos, macho.
00:35:27Oh, that really helps.
00:35:29That's good.
00:35:33No?
00:35:35I don't think it worked.
00:35:37Thank you, nurse.
00:35:39Here, let me help you.
00:35:41A little high-key here.
00:35:45Our car burned up.
00:35:47I don't know.
00:35:49I don't know.
00:35:51I don't know.
00:35:53I don't know.
00:35:55I don't know.
00:36:03I think I'm going to Kathmandu.
00:36:05That's really, really
00:36:07where I'm going to.
00:36:09If I ever get out
00:36:11of here.
00:36:13That's where I'm going to.
00:36:17Kathmandu.
00:36:19I think it's really
00:36:21where I'm going to.
00:36:23If I ever get
00:36:25out of here.
00:36:27I'm going to Kathmandu.
00:36:29Hey, Martin.
00:36:31I don't think these guys understand.
00:36:33Martian.
00:36:37Come on, Phyllis.
00:36:43Come on.
00:36:45Southern States.
00:36:47Ah!
00:36:51Oh, yeah.
00:36:53How you doing, Phyllis?
00:36:55Hello.
00:36:57Ah!
00:37:05Hey, look.
00:37:07I think he likes me.
00:37:09That's where I'm going to.
00:37:13Kathmandu.
00:37:15That's really, really
00:37:17where I'm going to.
00:37:19If I ever get out
00:37:21of here.
00:37:23I'm going to Kathmandu.
00:37:25Ah!
00:37:31Whoo!
00:37:33Is this it?
00:37:35This is it. Great dancing.
00:37:37Best I've ever had.
00:37:39Thanks a lot.
00:37:41Adios, amigos.
00:37:43Vaya con Dios.
00:37:47I won't forget you.
00:37:49Adios. Hasta la later.
00:38:05Phil, will you stop it?
00:38:07No, no, no way. Keep moving, Marcia.
00:38:09This is going to be so...
00:38:11Faking faces. Now, here.
00:38:13Walk slowly. That's it.
00:38:15You look great. Here.
00:38:17Hold these. That's right.
00:38:19Keep moving.
00:38:21You're going to love this.
00:38:23You're going to love this.
00:38:25It's a great camera
00:38:27and this place.
00:38:29You're lucky to know these people.
00:38:31Yeah, they're like family.
00:38:37You look so beautiful.
00:38:41Thank you.
00:38:43What do you say
00:38:45we go get some dinner
00:38:47and go dancing?
00:38:53Whoo!
00:38:55So good!
00:39:03Babe.
00:39:11What are you looking at?
00:39:13You.
00:39:15Why? What is it?
00:39:17The woman I've been waiting
00:39:19my whole life to meet.
00:39:21No,
00:39:23Philip. That's not me.
00:39:25I mean, I am not her.
00:39:27Marcia, I'm in love
00:39:29with you. Oh, Phil,
00:39:31you can't be. I've been in love
00:39:33with you since the moment I met you.
00:39:35I've loved you
00:39:37even before
00:39:39I met you.
00:39:41But, Phil,
00:39:43you don't know the first thing about me.
00:39:45I mean, you really
00:39:47don't know anything about me.
00:39:49I know all I need to know.
00:39:57Phil,
00:39:59I do want to thank you
00:40:01for being so great today.
00:40:03I haven't
00:40:05had that much fun in a long time.
00:40:07Well,
00:40:09if you really
00:40:11want to thank me, I know a way.
00:40:13You do?
00:40:15Mm-hmm. Dance
00:40:17with me again.
00:40:19Come on.
00:40:33Let's not
00:40:35go back to L.A. to our jobs.
00:40:37Let's run away together,
00:40:39just the two of us. We'll buy a boat
00:40:41and live like pirates.
00:40:43I can't. All right, well, then we'll go to Canada,
00:40:45buy a cabin, and join the Mounties.
00:40:47I just can't.
00:40:49I've got commitments.
00:40:51I've got a job,
00:40:53an apartment. I've got clothes
00:40:55on a dry cleaning.
00:41:05Marcia, wait!
00:41:07Please wait!
00:41:11What's wrong with you?
00:41:13This is all wrong. I can't.
00:41:17It wasn't supposed to work this way.
00:41:35Good morning.
00:41:41Good morning.
00:41:51Marcia!
00:41:55Good morning!
00:42:01Marcia?
00:42:05This is not funny!
00:42:31I, uh...
00:42:33This is working.
00:42:35I look a mess.
00:42:39Phil,
00:42:43what I'm going to say won't make much sense.
00:42:45The trouble is
00:42:47I like you too much
00:42:49to continue all this.
00:42:51I never planned on
00:42:53feeling this way. It just happened.
00:42:57You're a great guy, Phil.
00:42:59You really are.
00:43:03And, uh...
00:43:05This wasn't fair.
00:43:09I know you're probably wondering,
00:43:11what is she talking about?
00:43:15Well, uh...
00:43:19I've been lying to you, Phil.
00:43:21I am not who you think I am.
00:43:25I'm sorry.
00:43:29I am getting married
00:43:31today.
00:43:35This was supposed to be my last fling.
00:43:39But it wasn't supposed to turn out this way.
00:43:43We won't see each other again.
00:43:47I'm sorry.
00:43:49I really am.
00:43:55I gotta go now.
00:43:57The taxi.
00:44:01I just gotta go.
00:44:31Well, morning, Phil.
00:44:33Morning, Beth.
00:44:35She never called, did she?
00:44:37Oh, yeah, she called.
00:44:39She called?
00:44:41She called.
00:44:43And that was that.
00:44:45She said we'd never see each other again.
00:44:47I hate to tell you I told you so, Phil.
00:44:49Then don't.
00:44:51Phil,
00:44:53you've been used.
00:44:55It's been happening to women for years.
00:44:57Men use intimacy
00:44:59to get sex.
00:45:01Women use sex to get intimacy.
00:45:03Only in your case,
00:45:05the deception was on the other foot.
00:45:07But she couldn't fool herself.
00:45:09That was the problem.
00:45:11She was falling for me, too.
00:45:13Face it, Phil, she just wasn't your Ms. Right.
00:45:15You're wrong. She was. It was her.
00:45:17Don't matter much now, does it?
00:45:19It's over, buddy.
00:45:21I mean, she said she lied.
00:45:23You don't know where she was from or even if
00:45:25Marsha Lyons is her real name.
00:45:27The woman is getting married Sunday,
00:45:29and you don't know the first thing about her.
00:45:33It is to
00:45:35die for, Gloria.
00:45:37Your mother has
00:45:39waited her entire life to see you in this dress.
00:45:41When are you planning
00:45:43to tell me what happened over the weekend?
00:45:45I told you, nothing happened.
00:45:49Nothing!
00:45:53You're lying.
00:45:55Something's bothering you.
00:45:57Now, if you don't want to tell me,
00:45:59your best friend, your matron of honor,
00:46:01what the problem is, fine.
00:46:03It's okay.
00:46:05I won't ask.
00:46:07Would you please
00:46:09tell me already?
00:46:11All right. Do you want to know what the problem is?
00:46:13I'll tell you what the problem is.
00:46:15The problem is...
00:46:19we're having chicken and rice for dinner tonight.
00:46:21That's what's bothering you?
00:46:23Did you know that we have
00:46:25chicken and rice every Monday night for dinner?
00:46:27No.
00:46:29And do you want to know why
00:46:31we have chicken and rice every
00:46:33Monday night? No.
00:46:35Because
00:46:37ever since Jason was a little boy,
00:46:39his mother served him
00:46:41chicken and rice
00:46:43at 7.30 sharp.
00:46:45Every Monday?
00:46:47For the rest of my natural
00:46:49life, I'll be eating chicken
00:46:51and rice on Monday nights.
00:46:53Gloria, so
00:46:55what? So the man
00:46:57likes poultry.
00:46:59Everybody's got their little
00:47:01fetishes. Besides,
00:47:03you're not marrying him for his dietary habits.
00:47:07Right.
00:47:11You're right.
00:47:13I'm getting married
00:47:15because I have a
00:47:17good man.
00:47:19One who's secure.
00:47:21Who'll take care
00:47:23of me. One who understands
00:47:25my needs.
00:47:27Gloria, you make him sound like a
00:47:29tax shelter. Yeah, well,
00:47:31that's what I want.
00:47:33Of course that's what you want.
00:47:35I mean, for God's sakes, Gloria, if you
00:47:37look up perfect husband in the dictionary,
00:47:39you'll find Jason's picture.
00:47:41You can't do much
00:47:43better than that.
00:47:45Right. Right. You're right.
00:47:47Thank you.
00:47:49I am marrying Jason Elliott on Sunday
00:47:51at 12 o'clock, and that's final.
00:47:55Mom?
00:47:57Hi.
00:47:59Hi, Philly.
00:48:01I hope I didn't pull you away from anything
00:48:03important when I called. No, Mom, I only have
00:48:05to be in court at 9 in the morning.
00:48:07Good.
00:48:09You've got plenty of time till then.
00:48:11Philip,
00:48:13I'd like you to meet Sonia.
00:48:17Nice to meet you.
00:48:19Hi. This is Sonia's first time
00:48:21in L.A. So what
00:48:23have you seen so far? You been down to the beach?
00:48:25Hi.
00:48:27All right, so she
00:48:29has a little trouble with the language.
00:48:31Mom, what are you trying to do to me?
00:48:33I only thought you'd like to meet
00:48:35someone new.
00:48:37Besides, who's so special in your life
00:48:39right now?
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:43Hi.
00:48:47So,
00:48:49did you get lucky while I was gone?
00:48:51Seriously,
00:48:53did you have a good weekend?
00:48:55Yes.
00:48:57As a matter of fact, I did. What'd you do?
00:48:59Oh, the usual. Flew to Acapulco.
00:49:01Had a wild affair. Came back yesterday.
00:49:03With anyone I know?
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:07His name's Philip Reed.
00:49:09Have you ever heard of him?
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:49:15Ha, ha, ha.
00:49:17Ha, ha, ha.
00:49:19Philip,
00:49:21can I
00:49:23ask you a question? Sure, Mom.
00:49:25Now, I want you to know you can tell me anything.
00:49:27I'm your mother.
00:49:29Ask, Mom.
00:49:31Philip,
00:49:33are you gay? What?
00:49:35I'm only asking. Mom,
00:49:37why do you think I'm gay? You never like any
00:49:39of the women I introduce you to.
00:49:41So I got to thinking. Oh, Mom.
00:49:45What?
00:49:47Well? Well,
00:49:49what? Are you?
00:49:51No, Mom.
00:49:53I'm not gay, all right?
00:49:55I'm only interested because I want you to know
00:49:57it's okay.
00:49:59I just want you to be happy.
00:50:01I'm happy. Oh, Philly,
00:50:03rich and successful doesn't mean
00:50:05a thing if you don't have anybody to share
00:50:07it with. You see,
00:50:09I was lucky. For a while, I had your father.
00:50:11You know what I'm saying?
00:50:13I think so.
00:50:15But our time passed.
00:50:17I just don't want you to be lonely.
00:50:19I know, Mom.
00:50:21So, why don't you
00:50:23come to dinner next Friday?
00:50:25Sure, Mom.
00:50:33And
00:50:35what's for dessert?
00:50:37You know, Gloria,
00:50:39what do you say next week
00:50:41we have lemon chicken
00:50:43and rice pilaf?
00:50:49You know, it's more efficient
00:50:51if you put the dishes in this direction.
00:50:53I thought we went over this.
00:50:55Sorry.
00:50:57I must have forgotten.
00:50:59Well, these things are important, Gloria.
00:51:07How important is it?
00:51:09How important is it to our relationship
00:51:11that the dishes be placed
00:51:13in an exact order in the dishwasher?
00:51:15Well, Gloria, I'm just trying to show you a way
00:51:17to get the maximum number of plates into the machine.
00:51:19Well, Jason, have you
00:51:21ever thought that maybe I like
00:51:23to put the dishes in this way
00:51:25or that maybe one day
00:51:27I may want to put them in
00:51:29this way or maybe even
00:51:33this way?
00:51:35They still get clean, don't they?
00:51:37But see, I don't understand why anyone
00:51:39would want to put dishes in differently every time.
00:51:41I know you don't understand.
00:51:43It's called spontaneity.
00:51:45It's called being frivolous.
00:51:47It's called having fun with the dishwasher.
00:51:55Are you all right?
00:51:57Yeah. I'm sorry.
00:51:59All I was trying to say is that there's a right way
00:52:01and a wrong way.
00:52:07One of these days, Jason.
00:52:09Bang! Zoom!
00:52:11To the moon!
00:52:19He's not here.
00:52:21What the hell are we gonna do?
00:52:23First, he'll be here.
00:52:25I told you he'd be here. He'll be here.
00:52:27Second, I pass a bar.
00:52:29I know what I'm doing.
00:52:31Yeah, well, I got a brother who passed a bar
00:52:33and he don't know litigation from constipation.
00:52:37Hello, Marge.
00:52:39Larry.
00:52:41Here we are.
00:52:43Yeah.
00:52:45You look great.
00:52:47It's about time.
00:52:49We better get inside.
00:52:51I'll talk to you after.
00:52:53All right.
00:53:07Becky?
00:53:09Yo! Phil!
00:53:11Hey!
00:53:13It's me!
00:53:15What do you read? It's Walt!
00:53:17Walt?
00:53:19I didn't recognize you away from the stand.
00:53:21Phil, hi.
00:53:23Look, I would like you to meet my wife, Sophia.
00:53:25Pleased to meet you.
00:53:27We are celebrating
00:53:29our 30th wedding anniversary today.
00:53:31Congratulations. Thank you.
00:53:33How come you're not in court
00:53:35defending some beautiful young divorcee?
00:53:37Oh, no, that part of my life is all over, Walt.
00:53:39No more divorcees, no more blind dates,
00:53:41no more one-night stands.
00:53:43It's over.
00:53:45Am I hearing you correctly?
00:53:47Is the man, the king, the womanizing machine
00:53:49hooked in love?
00:53:51Remember, you have a responsibility
00:53:53to your fans.
00:53:55You're a legend in your own time.
00:53:57Walter, can't you see he's serious?
00:53:59What's the matter, Phil?
00:54:01Sophia, you and Walt have been married
00:54:03for 30 years.
00:54:05I mean, did you think at the time
00:54:07that it would last this long?
00:54:09No, we didn't.
00:54:11Not when we first met.
00:54:13But we knew we were made for each other.
00:54:15You knew.
00:54:17All right, so she took a little convincing.
00:54:19Convincing?
00:54:21The man wouldn't take no for an answer.
00:54:23Finally, I got worn out.
00:54:25I agreed to one date.
00:54:27Two weeks later,
00:54:29we were married.
00:54:31Do you really love this girl, Phil?
00:54:33Yeah, I do.
00:54:35Then what's the problem?
00:54:37There's a few complications.
00:54:39What complications?
00:54:41You know, what you have to learn
00:54:43is, to get what you want,
00:54:45you have to overlook complications.
00:54:47The trouble is, is that
00:54:49you guys used me.
00:54:51You used me.
00:54:53You used me.
00:54:55The trouble is, is that
00:54:57you guys, you think too much.
00:54:59You have these important jobs,
00:55:01fancy sports cars,
00:55:03nice apartments.
00:55:05But one day you're gonna learn
00:55:07that what is really important
00:55:09is that certain people
00:55:11belong together.
00:55:15Like me and Sophia.
00:55:19Phil, I just hope that
00:55:21you don't learn too late.
00:55:26Good luck, Phil.
00:55:28Have a nice day.
00:55:30Come on, honey, I'll buy you a molded.
00:55:44Yes, Your Honor.
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:50Your Honor.
00:55:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:55:55Mrs. Fields.
00:55:59Mr. Fields.
00:56:02Learned colleagues,
00:56:05friends of the court.
00:56:09Let me begin by...
00:56:11I'll take it from here, Drew.
00:56:13Thank you, Kyle.
00:56:15Are you all right?
00:56:17Your Honor,
00:56:19over the last few months,
00:56:21I have gotten to know my client
00:56:23Larry Fields pretty well.
00:56:26And I would like you to know
00:56:28that I like him.
00:56:30And also, during that time,
00:56:32I've gotten to know,
00:56:34through the stories and words
00:56:36of Larry there,
00:56:38his wife, Marge Fields.
00:56:40Now, normally in such cases
00:56:42as these, it wouldn't be
00:56:44a pretty picture, but it was.
00:56:46Which brings me to my point.
00:56:48Your Honor, I would like to cite
00:56:50the case of the North American
00:56:52black bear.
00:56:54Mr. Reed, what does the case
00:56:56of the black bear have to do with this case?
00:56:58For well over
00:57:00200,000 years,
00:57:02the black bear
00:57:04has survived.
00:57:06Well,
00:57:08I have discovered
00:57:10the reason for their survival.
00:57:12Monogamy.
00:57:14Monogamy,
00:57:16Your Honor.
00:57:18For every male bear, there is one.
00:57:20And only one
00:57:22female bear. A mate for life.
00:57:24When they first meet,
00:57:26they don't have to go out to get to know
00:57:28each other.
00:57:30There is an immediate bond.
00:57:32Bears? Monogamous?
00:57:34I thought it was wolves and ducks.
00:57:36Bears. This is all very interesting,
00:57:38Counselor. Now, setting aside for a moment
00:57:40the extent of your somewhat
00:57:42rhapsodic, zoological
00:57:44license, I trust
00:57:46this is leading somewhere.
00:57:48What I'm saying, Your Honor,
00:57:50is that man, too, has this
00:57:52bond. Call it love,
00:57:54call it instinct,
00:57:56call it whatever you want,
00:57:58but I'm talking about something
00:58:00that's bigger than all of us. I mean,
00:58:02how often have we
00:58:04seen couples come into this
00:58:06court where there still is a bond,
00:58:08but it's being ignored
00:58:10for so-called more important
00:58:12things, like custody of the dog
00:58:14or who's going to get the Mercedes.
00:58:16All of a sudden, there's this problem, and they say,
00:58:18okay, that's it, no more, it's over.
00:58:20Well, it's not over.
00:58:22They have forgotten about the bond.
00:58:24They have forgotten that
00:58:26they were meant to be together.
00:58:28Well, I'm saying to you,
00:58:30look at the bears!
00:58:32It's not over for them,
00:58:34and it's not over here either.
00:58:36Not for me, not for the fields.
00:58:38There is
00:58:40love here, Your Honor.
00:58:42I'm asking
00:58:44that you not consider
00:58:46our case at this time
00:58:48to let the fields reconsider.
00:58:50C'est ça.
00:58:52We will have order!
00:58:54I don't believe this.
00:58:56Your Honor, I object.
00:58:58Overruled.
00:59:00Well, Mr. Reed, this is an unorthodox
00:59:02request, very unusual.
00:59:04At the risk of losing both your reputation
00:59:06and your client,
00:59:08you have spoken the truth.
00:59:10Therefore, I have decided
00:59:12to reschedule this hearing
00:59:14in four months' time,
00:59:16allowing the couple a chance to reconsider.
00:59:28Phil? Phil!
00:59:30Phil, where are you going?
00:59:32I'm going to find Marcia.
00:59:34Marcia? You don't know the first thing about her.
00:59:36You haven't got a clue.
00:59:38What's her address? Her phone number?
00:59:40Phil, have you ever thought about the fact that you met her at the zoo
00:59:42and her last name is Lyons? Lyons, Phil!
00:59:44Come on, you don't even know her real name.
00:59:46I got your briefcase!
01:00:08Oh, God.
01:00:10Don't shoot!
01:00:12Please, don't shoot!
01:00:14You're right!
01:00:16You're absolutely right.
01:00:18Here, take this.
01:00:20Take this.
01:00:22Take this.
01:00:24Take this.
01:00:26Take this.
01:00:28Take this.
01:00:30Take this.
01:00:32Take this.
01:00:34Take this.
01:00:36You're absolutely right.
01:00:38Here, take my watch. I don't need it. I have another one at home.
01:00:42Money. Money.
01:00:44You want money?
01:00:48Police!
01:00:50Oh, thank God. It's all right.
01:00:52I'm an attorney.
01:00:54No, you don't understand.
01:00:56I went to law school.
01:00:58I passed the bar.
01:01:02Michigan, 79.
01:01:06Hello.
01:01:18Hello.
01:01:36Phil!
01:01:38Hey, Phil, wake up.
01:01:40Drew, thank God you made it.
01:01:42Excuse me.
01:01:44What's going on?
01:01:46Don't ask questions. Just put your coat on.
01:01:48How'd you do it?
01:01:50Just say I paid off the mortgage on the man's home.
01:01:54Nice meeting you.
01:01:56Oh, come on.
01:02:06Try C.I.A.
01:02:08You risk your license, my license.
01:02:10How about S.H.A.?
01:02:12My God, bribing an officer of the law.
01:02:14Try M.A.R.S.C.H.A.
01:02:16I could go to jail for that, and I don't make friends as easily as you do.
01:02:18All right, what about on the west side?
01:02:20I must have been crazy listening to you.
01:02:22Phil, I should have let you in jail.
01:02:24Are you sure? You sure, then?
01:02:26Try Malcolm Franklin, M.A.L.C.O.L.R.
01:02:28Promise me you'll stop this.
01:02:30Oh, that's good. Okay. I'm gonna try that. Thank you.
01:02:32No, don't rip the phone.
01:02:34What is it?
01:02:38Hello.
01:02:40Hello. Mrs. Franklin? Yes.
01:02:42I'm looking for your daughter. Oh, I'm sorry.
01:02:44She doesn't live here. She lives downtown.
01:02:46Can you tell me where? It's very important that Marcia and I speak.
01:02:48Who?
01:02:50Marcia.
01:02:52I'm sorry. You've made a mistake, young man.
01:02:54I haven't got a daughter by that name.
01:02:56Wait. Your daughter is getting married, isn't she?
01:02:58Well, yes, she is.
01:03:00What's this all about?
01:03:02It's very important that I talk to your daughter.
01:03:04It is vital that I see that she not get married.
01:03:06Not get married?
01:03:08What are you saying?
01:03:10Will you please tell me what this is all about?
01:03:12Please, Mrs. Franklin. It's a long story.
01:03:14See, I was at the zoo.
01:03:16You don't even know my daughter's name. I'm sorry. I can't help you.
01:03:18No, no, no, no. I'm running out of time.
01:03:20Rick, I want you out of my home.
01:03:22You've got to tell me where she is.
01:03:24Ricky, come here. Ricky, who's Ricky?
01:03:26I am.
01:03:28Hey, Ricky, what's happening? You must be Marcia's brother.
01:03:30What's the problem, Moe?
01:03:32Oh, no problem. I'm an attorney.
01:03:34Aah!
01:03:36Oh, God.
01:03:50Can I help you?
01:03:52Uh, yes, you can.
01:03:54I have a few people I'd like to send flowers.
01:03:56You deliver, is that correct?
01:03:58We're within the city limits. No problem.
01:04:00What's the occasion?
01:04:02I mean, is there a particular flower arrangement that you had in mind?
01:04:04You see, we got the, uh, fall festival.
01:04:06We have, uh, we'll get well bouquets,
01:04:08white roses, red roses.
01:04:10Roses. Uh, red roses.
01:04:12And I want this message.
01:04:14Marcia, uh,
01:04:16don't marry him.
01:04:18I love you.
01:04:20Please call Phil.
01:04:22Okay, Marcia, don't marry him.
01:04:24I love yous. Please call Phil.
01:04:26Got an address on this?
01:04:34Send them to every Franklin.
01:04:40To every Franklin in L.A.?
01:04:42What is this, some kind of a joke or something?
01:04:46Andrea!
01:04:48What? What?
01:04:50All right.
01:04:52All right, all right, Papa.
01:04:54Ziga, ziga.
01:04:56All right.
01:05:24Someone's got to carry it on.
01:05:28Puttin' in time
01:05:30and takin' out pain.
01:05:32Sweat for your money
01:05:34and have a nice day.
01:05:36Some got a job
01:05:38will treat you just fine.
01:05:40Well, I gotta put my body
01:05:42on the line.
01:05:48Hello?
01:05:50Hello?
01:05:52Yes, this is Phil Reed.
01:05:54Papadopoulos?
01:05:56Papadopoulos? The florist, yes.
01:05:58What's the problem? I don't want to tie up the line.
01:06:02Hazard pay for deliveries?
01:06:04All right, all right, that's fine.
01:06:06Hazard pay for...
01:06:08And overtime. I don't care what it is.
01:06:10Just bill me.
01:06:12No, it's not raining here.
01:06:14So,
01:06:16who's sending my wife flowers?
01:06:18Me, sir.
01:06:20Philip Reed sent these flowers.
01:06:22Reed?
01:06:24Reed?
01:06:26Say! Say!
01:06:28You tell Philip Reed to stay away from my wife!
01:06:30You hear me?
01:06:32You tell him I ever see him!
01:06:34Philip Reed is a dead man!
01:06:40Hello?
01:06:42Hello, Mom.
01:06:44Yeah, I know.
01:06:46Saturday night, Mom.
01:06:48I just didn't call anybody.
01:06:50That's all. Mom.
01:06:52Mom. Mom!
01:06:54Yes, everything's all right.
01:06:56I just don't want to talk too long.
01:06:58I'm expecting a call.
01:07:00A girl, okay?
01:07:02Hello?
01:07:04Hello?
01:07:06I love you, too, Mom.
01:07:08Fast.
01:07:14What do you think?
01:07:16Uh, well, honey,
01:07:18it's different.
01:07:20They can't be this early.
01:07:22I'm not ready.
01:07:24It must be your parents. My parents are never this early.
01:07:26It's all right. I'll get it.
01:07:30Yes, who is it?
01:07:32Oh.
01:07:34Yes?
01:07:36Uh, delivery for Franklin?
01:07:38Yes, I'm Franklin.
01:07:40Thank God.
01:07:42Thank you.
01:07:44Thank you.
01:07:58Who is it?
01:08:02Uh, no one.
01:08:04It's flowers.
01:08:06Oh, hey, nice. Where are they from?
01:08:08Uh, I don't know.
01:08:10There's no card.
01:08:12You sure?
01:08:14Yeah, yeah. I mean, I looked.
01:08:16I see.
01:08:18Jason?
01:08:20What are you thinking?
01:08:22All right, I confess.
01:08:24They're from me. I sent them.
01:08:26What?
01:08:28Gloria, it's the little things
01:08:30that remind us just how lucky we are
01:08:32to have each other.
01:08:48Bill, you're getting obsessed. Will you look at yourself?
01:08:50Jack, do something. Do something.
01:08:52He's gone off the deep end. I mean, the blood has run out of his hand.
01:08:54He's holding that phone so tight.
01:08:56Hey, listen, don't you two have anything better to do?
01:08:58I mean, why don't you go on back to your own apartment?
01:09:00Look at the two of you.
01:09:02You're sitting there like Ward and June Cleaver.
01:09:04It's kind of nauseating.
01:09:06Bill, come on. We're only trying to help.
01:09:08I mean, what are you trying to do?
01:09:10You want to stop this woman from getting married?
01:09:12Yes, as a matter of fact.
01:09:14How do you know she doesn't want to get married?
01:09:16Did you ever think that maybe she loves this guy?
01:09:18Bill, you have got to stop this crazy notion
01:09:20of running off with some charmed princess.
01:09:22No, I'm not going to give up. Don't you understand?
01:09:24I feel that this is some sort of test
01:09:26that God is putting me through
01:09:28so that he knows I'm worthy of her.
01:09:30Will you listen to him? He's sounding like Luke Skywalker.
01:09:32Don't you see, Jack?
01:09:34She's everything I always thought
01:09:36I'd spend the rest of my life with.
01:09:38She's intelligent. She's funny.
01:09:40She's engaged.
01:09:42She's beautiful.
01:09:44She's engaged.
01:09:46My God, she even likes the honeymooners.
01:09:48And she's engaged!
01:09:50All right, everyone has their faults,
01:09:52but I'm big enough to overlook them.
01:09:55Honey.
01:10:00Jason, not tonight, okay?
01:10:02What is it, honey? What's the matter?
01:10:04Nothing. I just think we should wait.
01:10:06Wait?
01:10:08Till after.
01:10:10A little late for that, Gloria.
01:10:12I know. I just think we should.
01:10:14I'll go sleep on the couch.
01:10:16Oh, no, no, no, honey. I'll...
01:10:18I'll sleep on the couch.
01:10:20You sure?
01:10:22Positive.
01:10:24Good night.
01:10:30Besides, we have the rest of our lives.
01:10:38Hello?
01:10:40Hello?
01:10:44Marsha?
01:10:46I want to thank you for the flowers.
01:10:52I've got to see you again.
01:10:54That's impossible.
01:10:56We've got to talk about what's happened.
01:10:58I refuse to do it over the phone.
01:11:00You have to meet me.
01:11:02No, Phil, I can't.
01:11:04There's nothing left to say.
01:11:06I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:11:08That's not good enough.
01:11:10I have to see you again.
01:11:12You've got to forget about me.
01:11:14I'm coming over.
01:11:16No, Phil, you can't do that.
01:11:18Then meet me somewhere.
01:11:22Come on.
01:11:42Phil!
01:11:44Phil, it's down here.
01:11:46What? Wait there!
01:11:48No! Don't come down, or I'll be gone before you get here.
01:11:50I can't stay long as it is.
01:11:52Jason thinks I'm out jogging.
01:11:54Jason, your fiancé?
01:11:56Yes, yes.
01:11:58Jason Elliott.
01:12:00The man you're marrying even though you're in love with me?
01:12:02Yes. I mean, no.
01:12:04I mean, Philip, please, don't confuse me any more than I already am.
01:12:06Then you do love me.
01:12:08Oh, Philip, it can't work.
01:12:10We've already paid the caterer.
01:12:12We've paid the florist.
01:12:14I don't believe this.
01:12:16We have reservations in the Bahamas.
01:12:18That's a good reason to get married.
01:12:20Philip, Jason and I have been seeing each other
01:12:22for a long time.
01:12:24Will you listen to yourself?
01:12:26We're close.
01:12:28We've worked on our relationship.
01:12:30We...
01:12:32We have a lot in common.
01:12:34You sound like Self Magazine's list
01:12:36of 14 things to look for in a mate.
01:12:38What about the fact that we belong together?
01:12:40What about the fact that you're in love with me?
01:12:42Philip, how would Jason feel
01:12:44if I just ran away with you?
01:12:46What about you?
01:12:48What about how you feel?
01:12:50I can't. I just can't.
01:12:52This isn't right. I'm sorry. I've got to go.
01:12:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:12:56You've said everything but that you really love this guy, Jason.
01:12:58Now, if you really, really do love him,
01:13:00just say goodbye,
01:13:02and you'll never see me again.
01:13:06Philip,
01:13:08I don't want to have...
01:13:10Just a simple goodbye.
01:13:16Marsha?
01:13:20Marsha?
01:13:22All right.
01:13:24Marsha?
01:13:26Marsha?
01:13:30Not a goodbye.
01:13:34That was clearly not a goodbye!
01:13:46Shh!
01:14:16Yeah.
01:14:46Shit.
01:15:16What?
01:15:38Can I help you, sir?
01:15:42Is this...
01:15:44Jason's alias building?
01:15:46It is.
01:15:48Which apartment?
01:15:50Whom I say is calling, sir.
01:15:52This is an emergency.
01:15:54I'm not at liberty to give out an apartment number.
01:15:56Please. Lives are at stake.
01:15:58I'm only allowed to give out an apartment number
01:16:00under the following conditions.
01:16:02A, when and only when...
01:16:04No, you don't understand. I'm talking life and death here.
01:16:06There is a direct request from the current resident.
01:16:08Human lives!
01:16:10Have you no compassion?
01:16:12It comes from official carriers
01:16:14such as UPS or Federal Express.
01:16:16C...
01:16:18Good God, man! I'm an attorney!
01:16:20Oh, why didn't you say so?
01:16:22Third floor, east wing, apartment 3A.
01:16:32Oh, good. Hold it.
01:16:34Hold the doors.
01:16:36Please.
01:16:42Thank you.
01:16:48I'll drive.
01:17:04Hi. Can I help you?
01:17:06Uh, yeah, I'm...
01:17:08I'm Phillip Reed, and I'm, uh,
01:17:10looking for, um...
01:17:12Oh, I... Are you... Are you a friend of Gloria's?
01:17:14Gloria?
01:17:16Gloria, yes, yes.
01:17:18I'm an old friend of Gloria's.
01:17:20It's just I'm, uh, in town on business.
01:17:22You know, it's too bad, but you just missed her.
01:17:24We're getting married today.
01:17:26I know.
01:17:28I mean, I didn't know, but I know
01:17:30how lucky you are.
01:17:32I mean, she's a terrific lady.
01:17:34I keep asking myself,
01:17:36how's a guy like you marry a wonderful woman like her?
01:17:38Thanks a lot.
01:17:40Uh, listen, uh, I'm terribly sorry,
01:17:42but I have to be at the hotel downtown in an hour.
01:17:44The wedding's at noon, so you will excuse me?
01:17:46Downtown? Downtown, yeah.
01:17:48Uh, sure, okay.
01:17:50And I will be sure to say hello to Gloria.
01:17:52Okay.
01:18:02Phillip Reed!
01:18:04Phillip... Phillip Reed!
01:18:08Phillip... Phillip... Phillip Reed!
01:18:10Okay, Phillip! Phillip Reed!
01:18:18Jack!
01:18:24Oh, my God.
01:18:26Dad!
01:18:28Oh, God!
01:18:30Oh, my God! Jack!
01:18:32Morning, Phil.
01:18:36Jack!
01:18:38Jack!
01:18:40Jack!
01:18:42Hi, Phil. Jack, you gotta help me.
01:18:44Your jeep, where's your jeep?
01:18:46Well, Linda took it shopping.
01:18:48Here she comes now. Help us with the groceries, okay?
01:18:50Linda!
01:18:52Come on, hurry.
01:18:54Are you in some kind of trouble, Phil?
01:18:56I'll explain later.
01:18:58You gotta drive me.
01:19:00Where do you wanna go?
01:19:02I don't know. I don't know.
01:19:04Buckle up, sweetheart. Let's try the Hilton.
01:19:06Okay, Phil, what's going on?
01:19:08I think we're going for a little ride. Hurry!
01:19:12Just move, move, move!
01:19:14Go! Go, go, go!
01:19:16Jack, hurry, please! Move faster, go faster!
01:19:18This is all about Marsha, isn't it?
01:19:20Yeah, she's getting married in, oh, my God, 35 minutes!
01:19:22Phillip, there comes a time when you have got to face...
01:19:24Just shut up and drive, Jack.
01:19:26Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn!
01:19:30Hurry, please, move faster, go faster!
01:19:36Go, go, go, go!
01:19:38All right, move it, move it, kick this thing!
01:19:40Come on, Jack, make it go!
01:19:42I can't believe the two of you are making me do this!
01:19:44This is crazy!
01:19:46Offer some woman you met in the zoo?
01:19:48Would you just drive, Jack?
01:19:50Can't you see the man is in love?
01:19:52Right here, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn!
01:19:54All right, it's right in here. Just pull around.
01:19:56Let me out up front, all right?
01:19:58Jack, no, not here, just pull around, keep going, keep going.
01:20:00I want to see if the wedding's in here.
01:20:02Right here, right here, slow down, slow down, come on, let me out.
01:20:04Right here, Jack, will you stop the jeep?
01:20:06All right, just stop it right here, let me see.
01:20:08Wait here for me.
01:20:10Good luck, Phil.
01:20:12What?
01:20:14Listen, my absolute favorite ride is the mountain ride.
01:20:16Now, it may be a little scary for the kids...
01:20:18Excuse me!
01:20:20Ma'am, is the Franklin wedding here?
01:20:22Excuse me, I'm taking care of this family.
01:20:24No, please, I'm late, you don't understand.
01:20:26Franklin Franklin Elliott, doesn't matter.
01:20:28Just a moment, please.
01:20:30I'm sorry, I just need to know, it's very important.
01:20:32I am taking care of these children!
01:20:34Lady, please.
01:20:36Here's the wedding, you know!
01:20:38No, come on Jack, let's go!
01:20:40Move, move!
01:20:42I was wrong, it's not here!
01:20:44I know I'm gonna go to jail for this.
01:20:46Try the Bonaventure.
01:20:48My friend wants me to call her.
01:20:50He's a doctor.
01:20:52By the way, Phil, where is your car?
01:20:54I should have guessed. How silly of me.
01:21:04Right in there. Right in there. Right in the driveway.
01:21:06Come on, Jack. Come on. Right here. Right here. All right.
01:21:08Just let me out. Let me out. Stop!
01:21:11Wait! Please wait!
01:21:24Marcia!
01:21:32No, Marcia. Marcia, wait. Wait. Marcia.
01:21:39I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I think I made a terrible mistake.
01:21:44I didn't mean to interrupt this wonderful day for you all. Excuse me.
01:21:49It's just that I'm terribly late.
01:21:52Wait, Jack. Will you wait?
01:21:54Wait. Watch it. Watch it. Excuse me. Jack, hold it. Hold it.
01:21:57Come on. Jack. Jack.
01:22:00Let's go. Flores, move. Right here. Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:22:04Come on. Turn right up here. Will you stop wasting time?
01:22:06What are you waiting for? Jack, just go around this guy. Don't be a wimp.
01:22:09All right. I've had enough. It's it. It's all over. I can't live like this anymore.
01:22:14Didn't me come as a surprise to you. But I've got a life of my own.
01:22:23Enough!
01:22:25Oh, God. Oh, God. Thanks anyway, Jack.
01:22:28Good luck, Phil. Good luck.
01:22:32Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, God.
01:22:38Well, I don't know why she'd say that.
01:22:40Excuse me, sir. Sir, excuse me. The Franklin wedding isn't here.
01:22:43I wouldn't do something like that.
01:22:45Please. The Franklin wedding.
01:22:47I would if she'd let me.
01:22:50The Franklin wedding?
01:22:52The empire room.
01:22:54Thank you.
01:22:56Listen, it's got the name tag right on it here.
01:22:59Hey, watch it! Get out!
01:23:05What's the matter with you?
01:23:07Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:23:09Ow!
01:23:11Where is he?
01:23:13Where's the empire room?
01:23:15That's the east wing.
01:23:17Where's the empire room?
01:23:19That's the east wing.
01:23:21At the elevator, take a left.
01:23:23Go down the end of the hallway, take another left.
01:23:25Keep going and get to the fire escape.
01:23:27Take a right, then a left again.
01:23:29You can't miss it.
01:23:31At the elevator, go left.
01:23:33Down the hall, take a left.
01:23:35At the fire escape, go left, then right.
01:23:37Right, then left.
01:23:39At the fire escape?
01:23:41Right. Which elevators?
01:23:43Back there.
01:23:46Oh, Aunt Doody, what would a wedding be without you?
01:23:50I'm so glad you could come. Gloria will be so...
01:23:52Miss Franklin, how are you?
01:23:54Oh, hello.
01:23:56You remember me? I'm Phil Reed, Gloria's attorney friend.
01:23:58I was wondering if you could tell me where she is.
01:24:00I still need to speak to her.
01:24:02Look, I don't know what this is about, but you'd better leave here this instant.
01:24:05Jason.
01:24:07That's him.
01:24:09She really wants to talk to me.
01:24:11Terrific.
01:24:13You know that man?
01:24:15Very interesting man.
01:24:17Gloria met him at the zoo.
01:24:27You won't believe it!
01:24:43Yes, hello, this is the florist, and I'm terribly late.
01:24:45I have Miss Franklin's wedding bouquet,
01:24:47and she needs it immediately.
01:24:49The hospitality suite, I see.
01:24:51And where is that?
01:24:53Thank you.
01:24:59Larry? Marge?
01:25:01Phil, what a surprise.
01:25:03Uh, we wanted to thank you, you know,
01:25:05everything you did for us.
01:25:07Uh, I mean, you know,
01:25:09I mean, you know,
01:25:11we wanted to thank you, you know, everything you did for us.
01:25:13If it wasn't for you,
01:25:15well, what can we say?
01:25:17Oh, uh, you going up?
01:25:23You look gorgeous.
01:25:25Gloria, loosen up.
01:25:27This is not a funeral.
01:25:37Gloria!
01:25:39Oh, my...
01:25:59Where the hell have you been?
01:26:01Relax, dude.
01:26:05Do it!
01:26:09Do it!
01:26:23Great.
01:26:33No, Gloria!
01:26:39Don't do it!
01:26:41Don't do it, Gloria!
01:26:43Look out!
01:26:45Oh, God, no!
01:26:47Gloria!
01:26:55Hyah!
01:27:01Ow, ow, ow, ow.
01:27:09Fuck.
01:27:17Goddamn.
01:27:31Oh, my God.
01:27:39Oh.
01:27:43You look beautiful.
01:27:47Oh, Phil.
01:27:49Can we talk, or is this a bad time?
01:27:53Daddy, I'll be right back.
01:27:55Gloria.
01:27:59You don't stop, do you?
01:28:03You're really going through with this?
01:28:05Please, Phil,
01:28:07be happy for me.
01:28:09You can still run away with me.
01:28:11There's still time.
01:28:13That's impossible.
01:28:15All these people are waving.
01:28:17Jason's waving, the minister.
01:28:19Ed Doody came all the way from Portland.
01:28:21It is out of my hands.
01:28:23Phil, please understand.
01:28:25No, no, I'll never understand.
01:28:27Come here.
01:28:29Look,
01:28:31you keep telling me that you have to do this,
01:28:33but you don't.
01:28:35Gloria wants to do.
01:28:37Lead your own life, not someone else's.
01:28:39Phil.
01:28:41Wait, wait, listen to me.
01:28:43Listen to me.
01:28:45Make a decision.
01:28:47Come away with me
01:28:49and live your own life,
01:28:51or get married for Ed Doody
01:28:53from Portland.
01:29:01Gloria.
01:29:03Gloria, they're waiting for you.
01:29:05Goodbye, Phil.
01:29:19Oh, God.
01:29:23Goodbye.
01:29:27I love you.
01:29:29I've always loved you.
01:29:33I always will.
01:29:59I love you too, Phil.
01:30:03I love you too, Phil.
01:30:33I love you too, Phil.
01:30:35I love you too, Phil.
01:31:01Well, fellas, I came close, didn't I?
01:31:05I met her.
01:31:09Gave it my best shot.
01:31:13It was so great.
01:31:17That ought to last me for a while.
01:31:21Did you know
01:31:23that the North American black bear
01:31:25is over 200,000 years old?
01:31:29And it lives primarily
01:31:31along the Minnesota,
01:31:33North Dakota,
01:31:35Canadian borders.
01:31:45You must know a lot about bears.
01:31:47Oh, yes.
01:31:49Zoology. Stanford.
01:31:51Excuse me, but
01:31:53aren't you Marlon Perkins?
01:31:55Oh, you recognized me.
01:31:57Well, the dress
01:31:59did have me fooled for a minute.
01:32:02You're not from around here, are you?
01:32:04Oh, no. I'm sorry.
01:32:06But I did spend a lot of time
01:32:08in the Arctic Circle, you know.
01:32:10Excuse me. Just one second.
01:32:12What?
01:32:15Aww.
01:32:29That was great. Thank you.
01:32:31I feel so much better.
01:32:33And what were you saying?
01:32:35Um...
01:32:39I don't remember.
01:32:45You know, of course,
01:32:47that bears are monogamous for life.
01:32:49No. Is that true?
01:32:51I don't know, but it sounds good.
01:32:53Well, Phil, where do we go from here?
01:32:55Anywhere.
01:32:57Anywhere but Acapulco, right?
01:32:59See, I'm wanted there.
01:33:01You're wanted here.
01:33:14I'm wanted here.
01:33:16I'm wanted here.
01:33:18I'm wanted here.
01:33:20I'm wanted here.
01:33:22I'm wanted here.
01:33:24I'm wanted here.
01:33:26I'm wanted here.
01:33:28I'm wanted here.
01:33:30I'm wanted here.
01:33:32I'm wanted here.
01:33:34I'm wanted here.
01:33:36I'm wanted here.
01:33:38I'm wanted here.
01:33:40I'm wanted here.
01:33:42I'm wanted here.
01:34:12I'm wanted here.
01:34:14I'm wanted here.
01:34:16I'm wanted here.
01:34:18I'm wanted here.
01:34:20I'm wanted here.
01:34:22I'm wanted here.
01:34:24I'm wanted here.
01:34:26I'm wanted here.
01:34:28I'm wanted here.
01:34:30I'm wanted here.
01:34:32I'm wanted here.
01:34:34I'm wanted here.
01:34:36I'm wanted here.
01:34:38I'm wanted here.