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00:00:30That wraps up the first edition of the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:00:43Our thanks to Democratic Congressman Mark Allen and Lisa D'Onofrio of the Penn Conservative
00:00:48League for joining us today.
00:00:50We hope you'll join us every Saturday as we look at the day's top issues from all sides,
00:00:55even McCormick's whacked out lefty perspective.
00:00:58That's right.
00:00:59And Mike will continue his quest to make Bill O'Reilly look progressive.
00:01:03We've got shows coming up on Wall Street reform, calls for a national energy policy, and the
00:01:09drive for marriage equality in the Keystone State.
00:01:12Mike loves that one.
00:01:14Say I don't, Pennsylvania.
00:01:16And of course, you can follow our columns Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald.
00:01:20Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman.
00:01:22And I'm Colin McCormick on the Pulse.
00:01:27Who's your daddy?
00:01:28Okay.
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:30So this year turned out pretty good.
00:01:34Mike, Colin, nice work.
00:01:35Okay.
00:01:36Yeah.
00:01:37It's enough.
00:01:38Enough.
00:01:39I don't need their egos any bigger.
00:01:43Now maybe you heard this.
00:01:47Print is dead.
00:01:49How about them apples?
00:01:51Christ.
00:01:52So corporate is hot for the potential synergy here.
00:01:57Swear to God if I never say that word again.
00:01:59Anyways, hints have seen the commercials.
00:02:02Tomorrow at noon, so keep spreading the word.
00:02:05Benavides, my office.
00:02:08The rest of you clowns, enjoy the weekend.
00:02:27Hey Amber, did you get those Medicare stats?
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55She is such a mess, I swear.
00:02:56I don't even know.
00:02:57Okay.
00:02:58Amber is a stripper name and you can't hire someone with a stripper name to produce a
00:03:05news show.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:07Tell that to Steinman.
00:03:08Listen, did I see interns?
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11Started yesterday.
00:03:12Can I borrow one?
00:03:13I've got a little research project and I swear Amber just goes to Wikipedia.
00:03:17My day okay?
00:03:20Perfect.
00:03:21Heading out.
00:03:22Gotta get to the gym.
00:03:23Maybe you could just give in to middle-aged spread like the rest of us.
00:03:26Maybe I will.
00:03:27When I'm middle-aged.
00:03:58Shit.
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00:04:27When you can't afford this kind of deficit in the early going, stamina was a big question
00:04:31mark-
00:04:35Well there you are.
00:04:37Why is it, celebrities are never on time.
00:04:41Seriously.
00:04:42You and Madonna, always keep me waiting.
00:04:44It's in the handbook.
00:04:45How was the screening?
00:04:47It turned out great.
00:04:50Kind of weird to see myself on TV though.
00:04:54You know you can't wait to be besieged by adoring fans.
00:04:58Got my first one today.
00:05:00Caught one of the interns checking me out.
00:05:02Kind of cute, too, Colin.
00:05:04Oh, relax.
00:05:06I like them young, but there are limits.
00:05:08Do we need to have a little talk about sexual harassment?
00:05:10You know, it's generally frowned upon.
00:05:12Shut it.
00:05:13The game's started.
00:05:14They're getting hammered.
00:05:17Yo.
00:05:18Oh, come on.
00:05:19Where's the defense?
00:05:20What, is it getting worse?
00:05:25Down 12 already, Jesus.
00:05:27Hey, welcome back.
00:05:29Please.
00:05:32I don't know that one journal article
00:05:34counts as a career renaissance.
00:05:36Always on the bright side with you.
00:05:39Yeah, it's part of my charm.
00:05:40Oh, come on.
00:05:43Harper is throwing bricks.
00:05:44They need to sit him now.
00:05:45Buh-bye.
00:05:47Easy, Prince Charming.
00:05:48Get your food before ice is over.
00:05:50But that'll do it for Harper.
00:05:51Coach is seeing up.
00:05:52Ah, see?
00:05:53I should coach.
00:05:55You're a genius.
00:05:57Hey, we should go out tonight, after the game.
00:06:03We should celebrate.
00:06:04Nah.
00:06:05Stuart, when was the last time you got some?
00:06:09Let's see.
00:06:11Truman was president, so.
00:06:13No, wait, Eisenhower.
00:06:14So see, I'm good.
00:06:15You have fun.
00:06:16Oh, I will.
00:06:19I will.
00:06:41Mom.
00:06:42Mom, I can't.
00:06:45You're slurring.
00:06:46I can't understand you.
00:06:47He said what?
00:06:49What did he?
00:06:53I'm sure he didn't mean that.
00:06:55I said I'm sure.
00:07:00Why don't you just call me tomorrow?
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No, I don't want to talk to him.
00:07:06Mom, no.
00:07:06Fuck.
00:07:13Hi, Dad.
00:07:16Yes, sir, I can tell.
00:07:18Just tell her I'll, uh, Dad?
00:07:24Are you there?
00:07:46Yo.
00:07:49Are we two or three?
00:07:51Kicked him out.
00:07:52Oh, good.
00:07:53I'm starving.
00:07:54I'll let you have an extra hour.
00:07:55Hey, Dad, what's up?
00:07:59Hey, Tom.
00:08:01Is he?
00:08:05Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:06He's fine.
00:08:07Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:08Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:08Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:09Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:10Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:11Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:12Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:12Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:13Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:14Yeah, he's fine.
00:08:15Oh, fuck.
00:08:21Colin, your show.
00:08:23Is it on DVR?
00:08:33Alex died.
00:08:36Your Uncle Liam's Alex?
00:08:37Massive stroke last night.
00:08:40Oh, my God.
00:08:41Liam's devastated.
00:08:43So we're going to go out to LA just to be with him,
00:08:50help with all the arrangements.
00:08:53You want me to go with?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:58Dad would really appreciate that.
00:09:00Liam, too.
00:09:13I feel like I was blessed to have him.
00:09:25And now I feel blessed again because you're all here with me
00:09:31to celebrate his life.
00:09:35My big brother, Tom, thank you, Tommy,
00:09:38for giving me away when Alex finally
00:09:42could make an honest man of me.
00:09:49And our precious, precious friends.
00:09:55You know, Alex's family, they never accepted who he was.
00:10:02And that hurt him more than you can imagine.
00:10:08But you, all of you,
00:10:15you were his family.
00:10:32Very nice to meet you.
00:10:34I want you to think about it.
00:10:36I will, I promise.
00:10:40Search committee at UCLA.
00:10:42I know, crazy, right?
00:10:44You boys, don't miss your plane.
00:10:46Love you, Dad.
00:10:47Love you, son.
00:10:49Stu, thanks for coming out.
00:10:51Of course.
00:10:51Appreciate it.
00:10:52You look very handsome, Stuart.
00:10:54Thanks, Mrs. Adams.
00:10:54Go, go, go, go.
00:11:01After 50 years, have we missed out?
00:11:06That's a dangerous question.
00:11:08What color is the car?
00:11:09I mean, growing up, I wanted to be just like my dad, you know?
00:11:12Devoted wife, couple of kids.
00:11:15When I realized I was gay, I guess I thought of family.
00:11:18Just wasn't in the cards.
00:11:20Please, you're not the Marian kind.
00:11:21You're more of a slut.
00:11:24Shut it.
00:11:26I mean, yeah, but...
00:11:29And don't forget all that spunk you sold
00:11:31for beer money at Yale.
00:11:32You're a father, check it off.
00:11:34Stuart.
00:11:35Stuart.
00:11:36Jesus, you're not...
00:11:37What?
00:11:40You make it impossible sometimes.
00:11:42Are we talking actual feelings here?
00:11:44Do we do that?
00:11:45Not if you can help it.
00:11:47Well, okay, I'm listening.
00:11:56Who's your daddy?
00:12:02Just give me the keys.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:14I'll tell you why, Pat.
00:12:15The Bible very clearly tells us
00:12:17that marriage is between a man and a woman,
00:12:20and it is a sacred covenant.
00:12:22The Bible also very clearly tells us
00:12:24that homosexuality is an abomination,
00:12:27and that is the word, abomination.
00:12:28Knock, knock.
00:12:29So to claim that homosexuals should be allowed to marry...
00:12:31What the fuck?
00:12:33The Reverend Irvin Lockwood.
00:12:34Amber booked him for the show on marriage equality.
00:12:37Of course she did.
00:12:39I come bearing intern.
00:12:45Why are you lurking like that?
00:12:46Come on in here.
00:12:50Come on.
00:12:52He's not gonna bite.
00:12:53Colin McCormick, Thaddeus Bloom.
00:12:56It's T.
00:12:57Goes by T.
00:12:58Nice to meet you, T.
00:13:00Char showed me your samples.
00:13:01Some of the strongest student writing I've ever read.
00:13:04Really? You liked it?
00:13:05That's... wow.
00:13:08Okay, this one won't stop talking about you.
00:13:10Colin this, Colin that.
00:13:11You'd think you were Justin Bieber.
00:13:13It's Bieber, Char, not beaver.
00:13:18Whatevs.
00:13:18Figured you'd know.
00:13:20All right, my shit comes first, capisce?
00:13:23Yes, ma'am.
00:13:24Ma'am?
00:13:25Can you fucking believe this?
00:13:31Okay, so are you familiar with Reverend Irvin Lockwood?
00:13:36Yes, sir.
00:13:36Pops means we watch him every Sunday.
00:13:38Oh, you're not a...
00:13:40No, sir.
00:13:41The reverend's not too fond of us homosexuals.
00:13:44I kind of hate him.
00:13:45Well, we need to stay objective here.
00:13:48But there are rumors, I'm sure you've heard.
00:13:52The mistress?
00:13:53The mistress.
00:13:54That's the devil's tongue talking.
00:13:55So he says, no one's ever been able to connect the dots.
00:13:59But I thought if we gathered all the various sources that do exist...
00:14:04We can see all the dots at once?
00:14:06Right.
00:14:07This guy calls himself a defender of marriage.
00:14:09If he's screwing around, I want to nail him on it.
00:14:13We have a month.
00:14:14See what you can find.
00:14:15Yes, sir.
00:14:16F-T-U-M.
00:14:18This whole sir thing, it's killing me.
00:14:21Just Colin, please.
00:14:23Yes, sir.
00:14:25Colin.
00:14:30Colin.
00:14:42Holy crap, traffic was...
00:14:44Oh, uh...
00:14:46You looking for Colin?
00:14:47He's in Miss Miyake's office.
00:14:50Thanks.
00:14:55I still think you're too ugly for TV.
00:14:57The makeup helps.
00:14:59You're still wearing it, you know.
00:15:01It kind of makes me feel pretty.
00:15:05Great show, guys.
00:15:07Good night.
00:15:08Uh, Medicare?
00:15:09Oh, sorry.
00:15:10You didn't get to it.
00:15:13Admit it, Mike.
00:15:14You hired her for her tits.
00:15:17Cormac, please.
00:15:18There's a lady present.
00:15:20Fuck that.
00:15:20Answer the question.
00:15:24Hey, Stu.
00:15:25Hey, sir.
00:15:27Michael.
00:15:27Stu, man.
00:15:29Game starts in 20, and I don't want to have to chase people from our seats.
00:15:32Did you get my message?
00:15:33Oh, shit.
00:15:34We were taping, so I turned off my phone.
00:15:36All right, ladies, better go wash this makeup off
00:15:39so the wife doesn't think McCormick's giving me the gay.
00:15:43You got this, baby.
00:15:48Do you guys even read his columns?
00:15:53So who's that in your office?
00:15:54T, short for Thaddeus.
00:15:55He's an intern.
00:15:56What's this about?
00:15:57An interview?
00:15:58UCLA.
00:15:59They're flying me out for some meetings end of next week.
00:16:03So you applied?
00:16:05Well, that seemed like such a long shot.
00:16:08You don't think I should?
00:16:09Huh?
00:16:10Oh, no, it's just...
00:16:12I mean, they're a big deal, right?
00:16:16I thought you were over high-pressure academia.
00:16:18I don't know.
00:16:2015 years.
00:16:21Maybe I can handle the political bullshit now that I'm older.
00:16:25Yeah, but you're happy here, right?
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:35Avoiding the question?
00:16:38Perpetually.
00:16:59McCormick, I got a bail on the game.
00:17:01Little Mike's been puking all day and the wife's in a mood.
00:17:04Is he all right?
00:17:05Yeah, he's fine.
00:17:06He's a kid.
00:17:06He eats bugs, you know.
00:17:11Did you eat bugs?
00:17:13I don't think so.
00:17:14Me either.
00:17:17Hey.
00:17:19You know, I don't know if I should be asking you this,
00:17:21but I think you should be asking me this.
00:17:23I don't know if I should be asking you this,
00:17:24but I think you should be asking me this.
00:17:26I don't know if I should be asking you this.
00:17:27I don't know if I should be asking you this.
00:17:29Any interest in catching a basketball game?
00:17:38I still can't believe you spent two years at UNC
00:17:42and never went to a single game.
00:17:45Here, let me...
00:17:46What?
00:17:46It still has the stickers on it.
00:17:48That's hip-hop, man.
00:17:49Leaving the stickers on?
00:17:51That's ridiculous.
00:17:52Well, at least break in the brim a little.
00:17:54Nuh-uh, it's my hat.
00:17:56I paid for it.
00:17:58Yo, this isn't over.
00:18:05So how's it going?
00:18:07Holy crap.
00:18:09That bad, huh?
00:18:11No, no, no, no, that good.
00:18:12They love me.
00:18:14Really?
00:18:15Well, you don't have to sound so surprised.
00:18:18No, I'm not.
00:18:19I know, I know.
00:18:19It's just the first day,
00:18:20but I had this great meeting with the dean.
00:18:22He has read all my stuff, which was surreal.
00:18:26That's great.
00:18:28Right?
00:18:28And this afternoon, I'm just touring the campus,
00:18:30and I get hit on by this cute professor
00:18:32from the history department.
00:18:34Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something.
00:18:37Did you just say the universe?
00:18:40Oh, God.
00:18:41One day and I'm already talking like that.
00:18:43Mention Kale and I'm sending out a rescue party.
00:18:46Please send a hit squad.
00:18:48Now listen, I'm meeting history department for a drink.
00:18:53I gotta go.
00:18:54Tomorrow is meetings, meetings, meetings,
00:18:56and then some big dinner thing.
00:18:57But I'll call when I can.
00:18:59Oh, okay.
00:18:59Talk to you then.
00:19:00Gladys.
00:19:08Something wrong?
00:19:10Oh, no, no, just...
00:19:15Stew.
00:19:19Another round?
00:19:27About half an hour north of Asheville,
00:19:40near the Tennessee line.
00:19:41Sounds rustic.
00:19:43You know, I grew up right here.
00:19:44Carnegie Mellon faculty brass.
00:19:46Yeah, I know.
00:19:48Look at that ball control.
00:19:50Come on.
00:19:51How can you not love basketball?
00:19:55Why?
00:19:55Because I'm black?
00:19:58Shut it, jackass.
00:20:00Because you're from North Carolina.
00:20:02Dean Smith, Coach K, Michael fucking Jordan.
00:20:06Ops wasn't too big on extracurriculars.
00:20:08Took too much time out of Bible study.
00:20:12Wait, seriously?
00:20:14Yes, sir.
00:20:16Stop that.
00:20:19Wow, so your dad's pretty religious.
00:20:24Um, I was raised by my grandparents.
00:20:27Yeah, Pentecostal.
00:20:29No snakes or nothing.
00:20:31People always ask about that, but still pretty hardcore.
00:20:36Are your parents...?
00:20:39Yeah, in a car wreck.
00:20:41I was three.
00:20:42I don't remember anything.
00:20:43I'm sorry.
00:20:46So does your grandfather know you're gay?
00:20:50Oh, yeah.
00:20:53He called me my best friend, you know.
00:20:56Oh, shit.
00:21:00He used to pray over me, like, a lot.
00:21:04Out, Satan.
00:21:04Leave this boy.
00:21:06It's pretty intense.
00:21:09I told him I was healed once, but then he called us again.
00:21:23Program's great.
00:21:25I just transferred.
00:21:27I'm gay.
00:21:27I'm black.
00:21:29I talk different.
00:21:31It's gotta be tough.
00:21:32No, everyone's super nice.
00:21:33Just, I don't know, sometimes I feel like I'm a pet alien or something.
00:21:39Phone home.
00:21:42What?
00:21:45Pet alien, like E.T.
00:21:47Oh, like the movie.
00:21:49I've never really seen it.
00:21:51We didn't...
00:21:52Come on, with Elliot and E.T. and...
00:21:54What's her name?
00:21:55Drew Barrymore?
00:21:56The bicycle chase and they start flying?
00:21:58No?
00:21:59Sounds cool.
00:22:00That's from the 80s, right?
00:22:02Oh, shit.
00:22:04Never mind.
00:22:05Ouch.
00:22:07So you feel like an alien.
00:22:10But do you think your classmates really view you that way, or is that...
00:22:14Oh.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:16What?
00:22:17I don't mean to grill you.
00:22:19Hazard of the job, every conversation's an interview.
00:22:22You'll see.
00:22:25What's your favorite color?
00:22:27My...
00:22:28I'm practicing my interview skills.
00:22:30Favorite color?
00:22:32That's your opening question?
00:22:34Favorite color?
00:22:35Wow, I smell a Pulitzer.
00:22:37Favorite color?
00:22:39Blue.
00:22:41Cats or dogs?
00:22:42Neither.
00:22:44It's not that I don't like them, I just can't be around them.
00:22:47Allergic.
00:22:48Me too.
00:22:48Like, my eyes start swelling up and I can't stop sneezing.
00:22:51Exactly!
00:22:53Um...
00:22:55Hang on, I gotta...
00:23:13Woo!
00:23:18Woo!
00:23:22Sorry about that.
00:23:29I've enjoyed hanging out with you, Thaddeus Bloom.
00:23:34Yeah, me too.
00:23:47Oh.
00:23:49Shit.
00:23:53Did I...
00:23:55No, it's...
00:23:55Oh.
00:23:57Shit, what the fuck am I doing?
00:24:00Colin, it's okay.
00:24:01No, fuck!
00:24:02Don't! Oh, fuck!
00:24:03What is wrong with me?
00:24:04Colin?
00:24:05No.
00:24:06Listen.
00:24:07T, this is my fault.
00:24:08I'm sorry.
00:24:08You're an intern.
00:24:10It's okay.
00:24:10No, T, it's not.
00:24:12You should go.
00:24:13What?
00:24:13Just go!
00:24:14Forget Lockwood.
00:24:14We shouldn't be...
00:24:15Oh, fuck.
00:24:16I can stay.
00:24:17No!
00:24:17Just stay away from me!
00:24:18I mean it!
00:24:19Stay away!
00:24:47Fuck.
00:25:18Fuck.
00:25:30Hey.
00:25:32Hey.
00:25:35I couldn't figure out the coffee maker.
00:25:41It took me a week.
00:25:43The manual's like war and peace.
00:25:46Did you shower?
00:25:48Nah, I have to change before work anyway.
00:25:50I shower at the dorm.
00:25:53Dorm.
00:25:54Oh, Christ.
00:25:58T, um...
00:26:00Listen, uh...
00:26:03Last night...
00:26:06I think this might be...
00:26:08Your place is really cool.
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:15Thanks.
00:26:18Just like grandma made.
00:26:45Hi, this is Professor Stuart Wisniewski,
00:26:47and this is my personal voicemail.
00:26:48If you're calling about office hours, please call my...
00:27:47A lot of this brings back memories.
00:27:56Never mind.
00:27:59Fine, when I was a senior in high school,
00:28:01I used to fool around with this guy on the fourth floor.
00:28:03Kevin...
00:28:05Kevin...
00:28:06Oh, shit.
00:28:07I don't think I ever knew his last name.
00:28:08Come on, G.
00:28:09That's real classy, Mr. Role Model.
00:28:13Oh, wait.
00:28:14You have to wait a minute.
00:28:16T, don't worry about it.
00:28:17You should have seen how messy I was in college.
00:28:19Drove Stu nuts.
00:28:20No, just wait here, okay?
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:24What room?
00:28:26313.
00:28:27All right.
00:28:45Okay, you can...
00:28:56You can come in now.
00:29:06Wow.
00:29:09Stu would approve.
00:29:10Well...
00:29:12I always had to clean my room or else.
00:29:19Why'd you transfer?
00:29:23Just distance.
00:29:26As in you needed some?
00:29:33T, why do you have this?
00:29:35Pops in it.
00:29:40Why would you keep it?
00:29:46Oh...
00:29:48Babe.
00:29:56Yep.
00:29:59This is going.
00:30:10So...
00:30:37Put her on hold.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:58For the pole.
00:31:03And tape.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:23You're early.
00:31:24Oh, yeah.
00:31:26I got a flight out this morning, but now I can't find my key.
00:31:29I need to get the spare.
00:31:31Oh, right.
00:31:33Hey, that smells good.
00:31:34Have you got enough for two?
00:31:36The airline charged me eight bucks for a so-called snack box
00:31:39containing the most baffling assortment of crap.
00:31:42Uh, no.
00:31:43Sorry.
00:31:46So it turns out this trip is a fucking waste of time.
00:31:49Shocker.
00:31:50I thought it was going well.
00:31:51Ah, it was going well until I...
00:31:55Um...
00:31:56Hello, not enough for two.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Sorry.
00:32:02Oh my god, you're blushing.
00:32:03I am not.
00:32:05Look at you, you're blushing.
00:32:06Who is it?
00:32:06How do I not know this?
00:32:10Oh, shit.
00:32:13You have to go.
00:32:19Okay, but you've got a promise to go easy.
00:32:27It's T.
00:32:30No, the intern?
00:32:32Come on, now don't get all...
00:32:33Oh, Jesus, Colin.
00:32:34You know your little fetish for post-collegiates is bad enough,
00:32:37but come on, he's a fetus.
00:32:38I know, I know, but he's smart and kind of fascinating.
00:32:45He's got this totally fucked up background.
00:32:48I mean, fucked up.
00:32:52Look, why don't you stay for dinner?
00:32:54Talk to him and you'll see.
00:32:57Or you can tell me that I'm crazy,
00:32:59because seriously, I mean, I feel like a teenager here.
00:33:02Well, that makes two of you.
00:33:04He's 21.
00:33:06Colin, he is an employee.
00:33:07Okay, technically, he doesn't report to me.
00:33:10He's Char's intern.
00:33:12Really? That's what you're going with?
00:33:15I can't decide if this is funny or just pathetic.
00:33:17Be nice.
00:33:20Well, I'll try, but I make no promises.
00:33:27Hey.
00:33:28Hey.
00:33:29T, you remember Stu?
00:33:32He's going to be joining us for dinner.
00:33:36Oh.
00:33:37You're shitting me.
00:33:39Oh, I shit you not.
00:33:40Cut his fingernails during the interview.
00:33:43What an asshole.
00:33:45Well, he was Hal Tate's roommate at Princeton, so...
00:33:47So that explains it.
00:33:48Who?
00:33:50Doesn't matter.
00:33:51You know, I'd actually forgotten about that.
00:33:53I'm sorry.
00:33:54Who?
00:33:55Doesn't matter.
00:33:57You know, I'd actually forgotten about that.
00:33:58Hal Tate was Stuart's mentor when he taught at Georgetown.
00:34:01So isn't that a good thing?
00:34:03Stu started getting more attention and Tate didn't...
00:34:05We got into a pissing contest and his dick was bigger, okay?
00:34:08Moving on.
00:34:12Anyway, it's beside the point because they're also talking to Patricia Braxton Hall.
00:34:17Who?
00:34:19Stuart.
00:34:21I'm not even sure who that is.
00:34:22The black Ann Coulter?
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:25Her.
00:34:27She's a piece of work.
00:34:28She is appalling, but she's smart and she is a diversity wet dream.
00:34:32Can I use the computer?
00:34:34I'm sorry, babe.
00:34:35We just had a lot to catch up on.
00:34:37It's okay.
00:34:37Can I use it?
00:34:40You didn't like the cacciatore?
00:34:42No, I'm not that hungry.
00:34:45Want me to make you a sandwich?
00:34:47No, I'm good.
00:34:48Well, come here.
00:34:50I think the laptop's by the bed.
00:35:02Want me to make you a sandwich?
00:35:04Shut it.
00:36:50Hey!
00:36:51Oh!
00:36:53Uh...
00:36:54Sorry.
00:36:54Use the damn doorbell!
00:36:56Hey!
00:36:56Oh!
00:36:58Uh...
00:36:59Sorry.
00:37:00Use the damn doorbell!
00:37:13What are you saying, man?
00:37:14You're anti-gay marriage?
00:37:15No, I'm not saying that at all.
00:37:16But, uh...
00:37:17I'm just saying that you're not gay.
00:37:19You're not gay.
00:37:20I'm not gay.
00:37:20I'm not gay.
00:37:21I'm not gay.
00:37:21I'm not gay.
00:37:22I'm not gay.
00:37:22I'm not gay.
00:37:23I'm not gay.
00:37:23I'm not gay.
00:37:24I'm not gay.
00:37:24I'm not gay.
00:37:25I'm not gay.
00:37:25I'm not gay.
00:37:39There are legal rights that come with marriage.
00:37:41It's not just about procreation.
00:37:43There's no fertility requirements.
00:37:45Sterile people can still get married.
00:37:46I wish they would.
00:37:48We're being treated differently under the law.
00:37:50Civil Rights.
00:37:51No, I agree with you.
00:37:53Marriage may be a farce,
00:37:54but we should have equal access to it.
00:37:56You just like to argue.
00:37:57You're catching on.
00:37:59Whatever. I gotta pee.
00:38:01Well, golly, thanks for the update.
00:38:06What?
00:38:07I can tell you like him.
00:38:10Well, let's not get carried away.
00:38:13Fine. He is very bright for a sixth grader. Happy?
00:38:17Delighted.
00:38:20Is that all he's eating?
00:38:22Wasting bacon? That's just wrong.
00:38:26Aha! Showtime!
00:38:29Babe!
00:38:39Greetings, Pittsburghers. I'm Mike Steinman.
00:38:41And I'm Colin McCormick.
00:38:43And this is the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:38:45Thanks for sharing your Saturday.
00:38:47This week, we're taking a closer look
00:38:49at the state of renewable energy in Pennsylvania.
00:38:51Is it for real?
00:38:53Or just a lot of expensive wishful thinking?
00:38:55Like Mike's gym membership.
00:38:57Exactly.
00:38:59Our guests today are Patty Hickenlooper,
00:39:01Executive Director of the Green States Initiative,
00:39:03and Republican State Senator George Winston.
00:39:05But first, let's take a look...
00:39:08Wow.
00:39:33There you are.
00:39:35Tea?
00:39:37T, it's okay.
00:39:39You know you can use it.
00:39:42Can't sleep again?
00:39:49So what have we got here?
00:39:51You're looking at porn, aren't you?
00:39:53Let me see, let me see!
00:39:57Hey, where did you get that picture?
00:39:59You friended my dad?
00:40:03Your account was logged on, I just kinda...
00:40:05T, that's not...
00:40:07When you talk about him, he sounds really cool.
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:19I'm lucky.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:25God!
00:40:27I was so young.
00:40:31I was so proud of that fish.
00:40:33Dad made me feel like I'd landed a great white.
00:40:37What else we have in here?
00:40:40Wow!
00:40:42It's after he won state championship.
00:40:44Junior year.
00:40:49I love that one.
00:40:51It's doing me, commencement day.
00:40:54See, he does smile.
00:40:57That's...
00:40:59Christmas in Aspen, 96?
00:41:0397, does it say?
00:41:05Why's Stu there?
00:41:07He usually does the holidays with my folks.
00:41:12His dad's a marine, super conservative,
00:41:16and an asshole.
00:41:18Plus, his mom kinda drinks.
00:41:22But you guys were never...
00:41:24No.
00:41:26I mean, we fooled around some in college, but...
00:41:30No.
00:41:33He's my best friend.
00:41:41Okay.
00:41:43I need to get some sleep.
00:41:47Come on.
00:41:49Or maybe just get some.
00:42:19I love you.
00:42:50Can we go now?
00:42:52Come on, babe!
00:43:04So maybe you could help me prep on the constitutional arguments.
00:43:08Yeah, sure, I can pull some stuff together.
00:43:10I can do it.
00:43:12Thanks, babe, but I think this is more Stu's bailiwick.
00:43:15Chipotle maple syrup.
00:43:18That's perverse.
00:43:19No, it's just different.
00:43:21Try it.
00:43:22Timmy!
00:43:23Hey, Kat.
00:43:25Hi, Jack.
00:43:26Where the hell have you been?
00:43:27Oh, my gosh!
00:43:29Colin McCormick.
00:43:30I love your show.
00:43:32And you, such a hottie.
00:43:35Why, thank you, gorgeous.
00:43:38You keep giving that Steinman hell.
00:43:41I will.
00:43:42I promise.
00:43:45Who's your daddy?
00:43:48Is the irony of that completely lost on you?
00:43:51Huh?
00:43:54Shut it.
00:43:56I mean, I will concede he's not your usual frat boy type,
00:43:59but I'm not used to your little conquests
00:44:01hanging around like this.
00:44:02Stuart.
00:44:04He's not a little conquest.
00:44:07I really think I...
00:44:11I don't know.
00:44:13Maybe the Greeks were on to something.
00:44:17You know, that older, younger thing?
00:44:19Please, those stories never ended well.
00:44:21Someone was always stabbing out their eyes
00:44:23or getting chained to a rock.
00:44:25Just ease up a bit, please.
00:44:29Fine.
00:44:33Does he look thin to you?
00:44:38Look thin to you?
00:44:42Oh, God.
00:44:48There is no such thing as a gay child.
00:44:51If a young person tells you that,
00:44:53what they are saying is they have embraced Satan.
00:44:56You do not love that.
00:44:57You do not accept that.
00:44:59You cannot accept that.
00:45:00You must fight the devil,
00:45:02and you must make that young person understand
00:45:05Tea.
00:45:08You okay?
00:45:10So, we tape tomorrow.
00:45:14What have we got?
00:45:16I pulled a bunch of stuff,
00:45:17but it's all variations on the same thing.
00:45:20Damn.
00:45:22There's this from the Enquirer.
00:45:23No, I don't think we want to go down that route.
00:45:25Shit.
00:45:26Well, we tried.
00:45:28Colin, I'm sorry.
00:45:29Hey.
00:45:31Don't worry, you did great.
00:45:33Maybe there's a reason no one can...
00:45:35Tea?
00:45:36Hey.
00:45:37I'm heading out now.
00:45:38Don't stay too late.
00:45:39We were just doing some stuff
00:45:42for tomorrow's Pulse episode.
00:45:44Okay.
00:45:46He's not working you too hard, is he?
00:45:48No, ma'am.
00:45:52All righty, then.
00:45:54Good night.
00:45:56Have a good night.
00:45:57Mm-hmm.
00:46:02Tea!
00:46:04Tea, Jesus, babe, we...
00:46:06We just...
00:46:07We need to be more careful here.
00:46:09Okay?
00:46:11Okay?
00:46:14My place is at 7.
00:46:16We'll go for a run.
00:46:20My place is at 7.
00:46:22We'll go for a run.
00:46:46Ow.
00:46:47Sorry.
00:46:48Didn't even see it fucking wrap on a leash.
00:46:50Damn.
00:46:51I really scraped it.
00:46:53I'll get the peroxide.
00:46:58Stuart!
00:46:59What?
00:47:00Oh, Christ.
00:47:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:02Ding dong.
00:47:04Holy crap.
00:47:06You should put some peroxide on that.
00:47:07Let me know.
00:47:09Why are you in such a tizzy?
00:47:11She said no.
00:47:12Who?
00:47:13Braxton Hall, at the last minute.
00:47:15Decided she didn't want to make her kids
00:47:16change school or something.
00:47:17So does that mean...
00:47:18They just called.
00:47:22Wow.
00:47:23That's...
00:47:24Well done, my friend.
00:47:26Congratulations.
00:47:27Tea, congratulations are in order.
00:47:29Stuart got the job.
00:47:31Really?
00:47:32That's awesome.
00:47:33When do you go?
00:47:34I haven't actually said yes.
00:47:36You?
00:47:37Honestly, I-I thought it was a lost cause.
00:47:40I told them I'd have to think about it.
00:47:44What do you think I should do?
00:47:45What do you think I should do?
00:47:46You're asking me?
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:49Well, I'll tell you what.
00:47:51We're going to dinner at Pablo's.
00:47:53Why don't you come with and...
00:47:54Ow!
00:47:57Babe, careful, please.
00:47:59Sorry.
00:48:00All done.
00:48:03Colin, I could really use your advice on this.
00:48:05Does he have to...
00:48:06Um, could you take a rain check on dinner just this once?
00:48:09No!
00:48:10Seriously, Colin?
00:48:12Jesus.
00:48:15Fine, how's this?
00:48:16Stu, let's go grab a drink, talk it through,
00:48:20and then Tea can join for dinner.
00:48:23Great.
00:48:24What's my time allotment?
00:48:28Babe, would it be okay if...
00:48:30Whatever.
00:48:31I got some stuff I can do at the dorm.
00:48:33You sure?
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:36Okay.
00:48:37Thanks.
00:48:38Thanks.
00:48:39Come here.
00:48:47Did you see that look he just shot me?
00:48:50You're being too sensitive.
00:48:52Uh-huh.
00:48:54He's...
00:48:57He's not sleeping.
00:49:00I think he's just tired.
00:49:02Well, then get him some Ambien, or better yet, a shrink,
00:49:04because I'm telling you there is something not right about this kid.
00:49:07Look, I know Tea's a little intense.
00:49:10I'm not an idiot.
00:49:12But I like the fact that he needs me,
00:49:15that I feel I can take care of him.
00:49:18Well, that's just sweet, but don't you feel like...
00:49:20It's called empathy, Stuart.
00:49:21I know it's not your thing.
00:49:23Not my thing.
00:49:24Don't you get tired of it?
00:49:26Keeping the world at arm's length,
00:49:28that's what you do, you know.
00:49:30So this is about me.
00:49:31Yeah, it is.
00:49:33Because you can't stand the fact that I found someone,
00:49:36that I actually care about, and you know why?
00:49:38Because it means you might actually have to find your own life
00:49:40instead of glomming onto mine.
00:49:43You think that I...
00:49:46Oh, my God, your ego is just...
00:49:50Fuck you.
00:49:51Fuck you.
00:49:53Just fuck you.
00:49:54I am out of here.
00:49:58Enjoy your empathy.
00:50:01You know I'm right.
00:50:04Stuart!
00:50:11Fuck.
00:50:13Ow.
00:50:34Fuck.
00:51:04Fuck.
00:51:24Hey, Amber, is Colin in the...
00:51:25Hello!
00:51:27Yeah, hi.
00:51:28So is he...
00:51:29What?
00:51:30Hey, buddy.
00:51:32Reverend Lockwood.
00:51:34I'm Amber Fletcher.
00:51:35We spoke on the phone.
00:51:37The pleasure is all mine.
00:51:40Hi, I'm Reverend Lockwood.
00:51:42Hi, I'm Gay.
00:51:44He in his office?
00:51:46I am so sorry about that.
00:51:48He's not with the show.
00:51:50Please, follow me.
00:51:52Yeah.
00:51:54I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this now.
00:51:56You couldn't make bullet points?
00:51:58Yeah, well, excuse me for being thorough.
00:52:00We got him!
00:52:01Calm down, T.
00:52:02Just read it.
00:52:07Stuart, can you give us a second?
00:52:10Uh, yeah, sure.
00:52:16T?
00:52:19What is this?
00:52:20Did you see what he says about a pussy?
00:52:22Where did you get this?
00:52:23This is Lockwood's personal email.
00:52:25Where did you get it?
00:52:26Did somebody give this to you?
00:52:28Holy shit!
00:52:30T, don't they teach you ethics?
00:52:31We can't use this!
00:52:32But that's proof.
00:52:33Enough!
00:52:35I just thought...
00:52:36I can't deal with this right now.
00:52:43What the hell was that all about?
00:52:45Is everything all right?
00:52:46Don't, okay?
00:52:49Just don't.
00:52:54Hey!
00:52:55T!
00:52:56I got you, you hear me?
00:52:57You're a fucking hypocrite, and I got you!
00:52:58You better get out of my face!
00:52:59Take a step back!
00:53:00Hey!
00:53:01You heard the man!
00:53:02Back off!
00:53:03A fucking hypocrite!
00:53:04I got you.
00:53:05Oh, my God!
00:53:06Shit!
00:53:07Call 911!
00:53:08T, are you okay?
00:53:09I barely pushed him.
00:53:10T, can you hear me?
00:53:11No, no.
00:53:12I don't think you should move him.
00:53:13Hey, that boy was out of control.
00:53:14You saw him.
00:53:15Somebody call 911!
00:53:16What the hell happened?
00:53:17Babe, it'll be okay.
00:53:19He's not moving.
00:53:20Can you just leave him?
00:53:21Yeah.
00:53:22Let him out.
00:53:48I'm sorry.
00:53:55I'm sorry.
00:54:02I'm sorry.
00:54:10I'm sorry.
00:54:17I'm sorry.
00:54:25I'm sorry.
00:54:35I'm sorry.
00:54:46I'm sorry.
00:54:56I'm sorry.
00:55:06I'm sorry.
00:55:16I'm sorry.
00:55:26I'm sorry.
00:55:35Okay, but, Colin, I really...
00:55:36Here comes the doctor.
00:55:37We gotta go.
00:55:55Easy.
00:55:56I'm fine.
00:55:57Babe.
00:55:58Hey.
00:55:59Hey.
00:56:00Give me a hand.
00:56:01I'm fine.
00:56:03I just need to sit down.
00:56:10He's got a concussion.
00:56:11Look after him.
00:56:12I gotta pay the cab.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:38I think I get it.
00:56:45I really think I do.
00:56:48I mean...
00:56:49I've barely spoken to my father in almost 20 years, you know?
00:56:55And before that, well...
00:56:58So I understand.
00:57:00Growing up without that connection, it hurts, I know.
00:57:06What do you want?
00:57:12He has to know.
00:57:13Fuck you!
00:57:15T, you have got to tell him.
00:57:18Tell who what?
00:57:21Colin, I'm just going to...
00:57:23Sit!
00:57:25Why are you upsetting him?
00:57:35Everything's okay.
00:57:38We just have to talk.
00:57:43That's all.
00:57:44Right, T?
00:57:45Right?
00:57:50T?
00:58:05Is there something you need to tell me?
00:58:20Babe, it's okay.
00:58:27You know you can tell me anything.
00:58:50What is this?
00:58:56I don't know.
00:59:02I don't know.
00:59:08I don't know.
00:59:15What is this?
00:59:21When you donated,
00:59:23you gave them permission to release your identity to any results.
00:59:29I know, but why...
00:59:32I mean...
00:59:39Oh, my God.
00:59:44Did your mom...
00:59:50Are you...
00:59:56Oh, God.
01:00:00Oh, God, what have we done?
01:00:02Don't get up.
01:00:03Get the fuck off me!
01:00:04Okay, T, calm down.
01:00:05He's my son!
01:00:06And you knew!
01:00:07No, Colin, I just...
01:00:08Colin, please!
01:00:09You let me fuck you!
01:00:10I thought it was worth it!
01:00:11Worth what?
01:00:12Are you insane?
01:00:13Colin!
01:00:14Get him out of here.
01:00:15When I get back, I want both of you gone.
01:00:17Oh, hey!
01:00:18Hey!
01:00:19Hey!
01:00:20Hey!
01:00:21Hey!
01:00:22Hey!
01:00:23Hey!
01:00:24Hey!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:26Hey!
01:00:27Hey!
01:00:28Hey!
01:00:29Hey!
01:00:30Hey!
01:00:31Hey!
01:00:32Hey!
01:00:33Hey!
01:00:34Hey!
01:00:35Oh, hey!
01:00:36Hey, hey, hey!
01:00:37Hey, hey!
01:00:38Hey, stop that!
01:00:39T, damn it, stop!
01:00:40Stop that, stop that!
01:00:42Jesus!
01:00:43Stop that!
01:00:44Stop that!
01:00:45Shh!
01:01:00Shit...
01:01:35Colin?
01:01:38Colin?
01:01:41Colin!
01:01:44Colin?
01:01:47Colin?
01:01:50Colin?
01:01:53Colin?
01:01:56Don't mind me.
01:01:59Colin?
01:02:02Colin?
01:02:04Colin?
01:02:19Colin!
01:02:20Can I come in?
01:02:30Colin?
01:02:33Colin!
01:02:34Can I come in?
01:03:02Colin!
01:03:03Colin!
01:03:04Colin!
01:03:05Colin!
01:03:06Colin!
01:03:07Colin!
01:03:08Colin!
01:03:09Colin!
01:03:10Colin!
01:03:11Colin!
01:03:12Colin!
01:03:13Colin!
01:03:14Colin!
01:03:15Colin!
01:03:16Colin!
01:03:17Colin!
01:03:18Colin!
01:03:19Colin!
01:03:20Colin!
01:03:21Colin!
01:03:22Colin!
01:03:23Colin!
01:03:24Colin!
01:03:25Colin!
01:03:26Colin!
01:03:27Colin!
01:03:28Colin!
01:03:29Colin!
01:03:30Colin!
01:03:32Colin!
01:03:33Colin!
01:03:34Colin!
01:03:35I've waited my whole life.
01:04:05You know, my dad, just wanted to be near him.
01:04:20So why didn't you just tell him before?
01:04:25I didn't know how he'd react.
01:04:30He didn't need to know who I was.
01:04:33I just, I wanted him to like me.
01:04:41It was going so good, you know, working together.
01:04:48Then he kissed me and got all freaked out.
01:04:53I thought I could just, but, Jesus, it's all fucked up, isn't it?
01:05:13Yeah, T, it is, it's, it's pretty fucked up.
01:05:23I want you to talk to someone, professional, okay?
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:37I, I mean it.
01:05:40Do you need me to help you find someone, or?
01:05:45They got him at student health.
01:05:49Good.
01:05:50Colin, listen, um, Christ, you better come to the conference room, now, okay?
01:06:17They hear this is just, this isn't a necessary step, that's what this is, permanent, it's
01:06:32only, uh, Mr. McCormick, thank you, please, uh, take a seat.
01:06:43So Colin, uh, this here is Mr. Hanson from legal, apparently we got a situation here.
01:06:55Save it, Al.
01:06:56I quit.
01:06:57Mr. McCormick, we're only proposing a suspension.
01:06:58Colin.
01:06:59These are yours.
01:07:17Colin, you can keep them if you want.
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:25Come in.
01:07:26Please.
01:07:27I could use the company, packing is so fucking boring.
01:07:36Do you want something to drink?
01:07:39Got any beer?
01:07:40Oh, I, I can look.
01:07:41Colin, I'm pretty sure this bowl is...
01:07:42Where did you come from, from the moment we met, you're the one I need, you're the one
01:08:10I need.
01:08:11You had me spinning when you took my hand.
01:08:12You sat me along, you caught me off guard, but fast as you came, then you were gone.
01:08:13You string me along with your empty promises.
01:08:14You just keep me hanging on.
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01:10:25Colin, what the fuck?
01:10:33Your voicemail is full.
01:10:34You don't answer email.
01:10:38Are you...
01:10:45Colin, I don't know what to do here.
01:10:46Nobody's asking you to do anything.
01:10:48Go back to L.A.
01:10:55Go back to L.A.
01:11:20So T's gotten himself expelled.
01:11:23The social worker thinks he needs some inpatient treatment, and I can't stomach them shipping
01:11:39him off to that whack-job grandfather, so UCLA Medical has a program.
01:11:47We're on the 6 o'clock tomorrow morning.
01:11:53The way he would look at me.
01:12:02What?
01:12:04He would look at me like he wanted to consume me, and I wanted that.
01:12:15I wanted something more, but I got it wrong.
01:12:23He wanted a father.
01:12:26He needed me to be a father, and I made him.
01:12:28Colin, you didn't know.
01:12:29I knew it was wrong on some level.
01:12:31I knew it wasn't what he wanted.
01:12:34But he let it happen, and you can't take that on yourself.
01:12:46He made a choice.
01:12:50He got scared, and he made a fucked-up choice that we were all going to have to find some
01:12:55way to live with, especially T.
01:12:59Who are you?
01:13:02I don't get it.
01:13:03You're being so gentle with him.
01:13:07I don't know.
01:13:11He's a good kid.
01:13:14Incredibly fucked-up, but...
01:13:19He's never had anyone looking out for him, you know?
01:13:24And I remember what that felt like.
01:13:28How alone I felt until...
01:13:35Anyway...
01:13:41Yeah.
01:13:45Listen, I need to make sure he's packed and ready to go.
01:13:49He's staying with me at the hotel tonight.
01:13:51I know he'd love to see you.
01:13:52I can't.
01:13:53Colin, you have got to just...
01:13:55No, I don't.
01:13:56I really don't.
01:14:03You are...
01:14:06You're unbelievable.
01:14:09Not everything is easy, you know?
01:14:10Life...
01:14:12I know you've managed to go 40-odd years without having to face that little fact, but...
01:14:17I never expected this.
01:14:19Things get shitty, and you just quit.
01:14:23Really?
01:14:27Who are you?
01:14:39Who are you?
01:15:09Who are you?
01:15:40Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times-Herald.
01:15:42Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman.
01:15:44And I'm Colin McCormick on The Pulse.
01:15:50And I'm Colin McCormick on The P...
01:15:53And I'm Colin McCormick on The Pulse.
01:15:59And I'm Colin McCormick...
01:16:09And I'm Colin McCormick...
01:16:39And I'm Colin McCormick...
01:16:40And I'm Colin McCormick...
01:16:41And I'm Colin McCormick on The P...
01:16:43And I'm Colin McCormick on The Pulse.
01:17:06Hey there, this is Ken Chang from KCLA News.
01:17:08Listen, we were impressed with your reel, and the timing couldn't have been better.
01:17:12We've got something coming up pretty quick, so give me a call as soon as possible and I'll fill you in on the details.
01:17:16Okay?
01:17:17Look forward to talking to you. My number is 323-526-9479.
01:17:38Mr. McCormick? Well, I've discussed it with my colleagues.
01:17:51And?
01:17:53Well, frankly, a little heads up would have been appreciated.
01:17:57I would have liked to have really discussed this with T beforehand.
01:18:01You understand this is...complicated.
01:18:05Yeah. Yeah, it is.
01:18:11We have a group session starting shortly.
01:18:14I'll ask that you keep it simple today. Just stick to the basics.
01:18:19Just reconnect.
01:18:22Then perhaps you can come back tomorrow for a more in-depth session. Would that work?
01:18:27I'll follow your lead here.
01:18:30Thank you. I'll be right back.
01:19:00You're here.
01:19:05I am.
01:19:09I'm glad.
01:19:29Hello.
01:19:31Oh, hi. Is this...are you looking for Stuart?
01:19:33Yeah.
01:19:34Can I tell him...you're Colin, right?
01:19:37I am. You are, uh...
01:19:39Paul, hi.
01:19:40Hey, who is it?
01:19:44Well, now.
01:19:47Surprised?
01:19:49You think?
01:19:51Paul, this is Colin.
01:19:53I recognized him.
01:19:55You did?
01:19:57So...
01:20:00I'm not interrupting, am I?
01:20:03No, no, not at all. Actually, you are saving me.
01:20:06Stuart is determined to make me a basketball fan, and it is not taking.
01:20:11You're not trying.
01:20:13Whatever.
01:20:14Listen, I should be working on my lesson plans anyway, so why don't I leave you two boys to catch up?
01:20:20You sure?
01:20:21Of course.
01:20:22Okay, thanks, son.
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:24I'll call you later?
01:20:25That's perfect.
01:20:27Nice to meet you.
01:20:29Likewise.
01:20:44So, was that...history department?
01:20:50Seems like a good guy.
01:20:53He is.
01:20:55Does he live here, or...?
01:20:57No, but...
01:21:00He is a good guy.
01:21:04Oh, my God!
01:21:08I know, right?
01:21:21So, what are you doing here?
01:21:26I've been a...jackass.
01:21:30I am not gonna argue.
01:21:33You okay?
01:21:37Getting there.
01:21:39Yeah.
01:21:41Good.
01:21:45He's doing better. I can get you the number of the...
01:21:47I already saw him.
01:21:49We're gonna...
01:21:53Keep talking.
01:22:04Stuart.
01:22:11Why did...why did you move to Pittsburgh?
01:22:18Jesus, Colin, that was 15 years ago.
01:22:20Stuart.
01:22:21I can't.
01:22:23That's where the job was.
01:22:31Okay, now.
01:22:36The shitstorm at Georgetown wore me out.
01:22:42And I missed my friend.
01:22:51I missed you, too.
01:22:55No, I never said that.
01:22:58We're masters at not saying things.
01:23:00We're pathetic.
01:23:01I'm pathetic.
01:23:06Let me say this.
01:23:15Having you in my life has meant the world to me.
01:23:22You...
01:23:26You're my family.
01:23:36You bastard, you know I feel the same way.
01:23:40Our son has some issues.
01:23:50So I've got a meeting with the CW affiliate here.
01:23:56They're looking for a weekend anchor.
01:24:00You think I might like California?
01:24:06Yeah, I do.
01:24:09I do?
01:24:11What, are we married now?
01:24:13Oh, shut it.
01:24:15I'm spoken for.
01:24:21How about that one?
01:24:23You look like a freight train out of control, but it was all net.
01:24:26Wow.
01:24:27One of the highlights of the night so far, and there have been plenty of them.
01:24:30Fantastic.
01:24:32In case you missed it, the Tigers came back in dramatic fashion and knocked off by a few.
01:24:38I feel old.
01:24:43Yeah.
01:24:47I feel old as well.
01:24:52guitar solo
01:25:14I pat my back, close the door
01:25:18My hands are open
01:25:21I'm letting go
01:25:27Feels like I've been sleeping way too long
01:25:32And all my time has gone
01:25:38But I'm still breathing, my heart's still beating
01:25:45And I am moving on
01:25:49I got nothing left
01:25:52But I got everything I need
01:26:01I got nothing left
01:26:04But this whole world in front of me
01:26:10I got everything I need
01:26:15This town feels so small
01:26:19And it don't feel like home anymore
01:26:27I'm tired of getting broken down
01:26:31Feeling so alone in this crowd
01:26:37But I keep believing
01:26:40And I'm still holding on
01:26:47And I'm still strong
01:26:49I got nothing left
01:26:52But I got everything I need
01:27:01I got nothing left
01:27:04But this whole world in front of me
01:27:10I got everything I need
01:27:15Starting today I am finally free
01:27:21There is a fire that's burning in me
01:27:27Sometimes the truth is hard to believe
01:27:33But I am alive and now I see
01:27:43I have everything
01:27:49I got nothing left
01:27:52But I got everything I need
01:28:01I got nothing left
01:28:04But this whole world in front of me
01:28:10I got everything I need
01:28:16I got everything
01:28:19I got everything
01:28:25I got nothing left
01:28:28But this whole world in front of me
01:28:35I got everything