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00:00NIGHTMARE PICNIC
00:12What a day for a nightmare picnic!
00:14I can't wait to see what you brought us for dinner, Bubac.
00:18For the appetizer, first corn for Ljepuz.
00:22Then, the main course, a salad, steinjacica.
00:26And for dessert, strawberry croquettes.
00:34My favorite meal.
00:40Oh, Bubimir, you told me it's a sunny day.
00:45That's right, but we didn't know the prince would leave the palace today.
00:51Ah, lush greenery and peaceful pastures of the mother nature.
00:58Ah, ah, so different from the empty heart of Pustos.
01:03Is he a scoundrel or what?
01:08Oh, the prince, who is followed by moths and graves,
01:11must have dark and mysterious eyes.
01:14I'm sure there's someone who calls him that name, right?
01:17I'm sorry to disappoint you, little one, but the prince's name is Vido.
01:21And he has no secrets.
01:25We need to cheer him up a little.
01:27Hey, look! One of the prince's men is making a noise.
01:35We need help! The palace madman is in a hurry to cheer up Prince Vido.
01:40Immediately make a request.
01:44They need a madman, huh?
01:46Well, that fits into my life path.
01:48Into the path of my career, my kinder school.
01:55What's gotten into me?
01:58Then, like the most beloved prince in all of Šaljevci,
02:01I'll get rid of all the bad jokes.
02:03With whom, Bubimir?
02:05With everyone.
02:08The Madman
02:14The old clock strikes again.
02:18And I'm tormented by gloomy thoughts.
02:29Is he a scoundrel or what?
02:33Well, so far we've seen 12 candidates for the palace madman,
02:38and Prince Vido hasn't even made a joke.
02:41If we don't find a solution to this prince's problem soon,
02:47we'll all easily get some kind of
02:51invasive platform.
02:54And one more candidate for the madman,
02:57that's Dolrag!
02:59Bubimer!
03:01What's up, everybody?
03:03Oh, oh, Proust!
03:07Your Highness, the show begins!
03:11Ever so vividly, the show goes on.
03:14Juggling, while my head is spinning like a tiger.
03:25All right, all right.
03:27Have you heard about the man who was drunk half-way?
03:31The man crossed the street to get to the other side.
03:36Do you understand?
03:39Hey, should I put poison bottles in everyone's pockets, huh?
03:45Oh, me!
03:47It's always funny to me.
03:51Bobby, peace!
03:53You promised we'd watch Frankenstein's New Year.
04:08Please, introduce me to your friend.
04:13Yes, of course, Your Excellency.
04:15Prince Lydia, Princess Lydia.
04:21Nice to meet you, Your Excellency.
04:23Your Excellency?
04:24Your Excellency, no.
04:26Poison would be more appropriate, Lydia.
04:29When it's like that, instead of poison, we need a happy parade!
04:38Ha-ha!
04:40Ha-ha!
04:42Ha-ha!
04:43Ha-ha-ha!
04:48Oh, Bobby, peace! We have to go!
04:55My dear Lydia!
04:57Stay!
04:59I'm sorry, Your Excellency.
05:04Oh, it's raining outside.
05:09Lydia!
05:10The sky and the sun are shining.
05:13And I'm just a dark cloud in the sky.
05:17Oh, God!
05:20Is this a fire extinguisher or what?
05:23Ah-ha!
05:35I'm so tired, I'm going to skip brushing my teeth.
05:40Oh!
05:41I'd better light my horrible candle.
05:44Oh, no!
05:46Oh!
05:50My precious, in the name of the Prince!
05:53Huh?
05:57No!
06:00No, no, no, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.
06:03No!
06:06Hey, let me go, let me go, let me go!
06:08Don't tear my pajamas!
06:17Believe me, Your Excellency,
06:19I didn't know that the cow I sold to the royal butchers
06:22was taken from the royal butchers.
06:27Huh?
06:32I mean, you have to believe me.
06:36And I didn't want to leave that elephant on the royal butchers.
06:41It slipped.
06:43Vladimir, ever since I saw your friend Lydia,
06:46I've been unhappy.
06:48And what were you before that? A joker?
06:55Please, help me find my way to Lydia's heart.
07:02You are by far
07:04the happiest prince I know.
07:07Listen, give me your name,
07:09and I'll be your advisor for Lydia.
07:12It's a deal.
07:14Huh?
07:18You deserve it.
07:23I've made a deal with him.
07:25What do you think of him?
07:27You are a star, dark and far away,
07:30beyond my poor soul so far.
07:34Come down from the foggy heights
07:37and set me free forever.
07:42Huh?
08:13Oh, yeah.
08:15All right, let's go.
08:17I'll show you what to do.
08:20First, buy Lydia an unusual gift.
08:23Something she'll love,
08:25like that comb in the exhibition.
08:28Then, when she thanks you for the gift,
08:31invite her to an alien film of fear and horror.
08:34A magic tongue that ate Chicago.
08:37I really liked the book.
08:39Now, since we're in China,
08:41tell her that her hair is black like a burning stove.
08:45Huh?
08:46And that her eyes are like a barrel of water
08:49full of mosquitoes.
08:51A barrel of water?
08:53Yes.
08:54I promise you,
08:56Lydia's heart will be like a bowl of porridge in your hands.
09:01THE END
09:07I came as soon as I could.
09:09What did you want to tell me?
09:11Well, the prince heard you were coming,
09:14so he decided to give you a little gift.
09:24Oh, it's beautiful.
09:26It looks like real.
09:29Lydia, would you like to come with me
09:32to see that magic tongue that ate Chicago?
09:36Of course, I'd love to.
09:38You want to?
09:40Then I'll bring six of you.
09:43You're really scary, Kimpha.
09:46Here's your comb.
09:48You'll need it later.
09:52So?
09:53So what?
09:56What did you want to tell me?
09:58Oh, that.
10:00I wanted to introduce you to the new court lady
10:04at the prince's court, Vida.
10:06Really?
10:07Congratulations, Bubimir.
10:10I always knew you were funny.
10:12Those are your words.
10:14And soon everyone in the underground world
10:17will find out how funny I really am.
10:22That's funny.
10:24It doesn't look like it.
10:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:44Oh.
10:48I'd better get some action.
10:52Wow, Prince, I like this party!
11:01Am I not the best lunatic, huh?
11:04You really are, my friend.
11:08What's the name of that movie you forgot?
11:10The tongue that ate Chicago.
11:12I liked the book.
11:16I have to say, it will be a very pleasant change,
11:19when our good, dear Prince leaves for a while.
11:23Yes, maybe we'll finally be able to dry our clothes.
11:30I'm in.
11:33A little sun, and I'll be that old, handsome guy again.
11:40Yeah!
11:44Gubimir!
11:46That's your butter!
11:48Guard!
11:50Hey, I'm just practicing so I can entertain Prince Kisha for the court mouse.
11:55I'll throw you into the deepest, darkest darkness.
11:59It will be fun.
12:00Without bread, without water, without booze.
12:04I can't, I have an appointment in the salon of ugliness.
12:08Anyway, you forgot something, old man.
12:11What?
12:12I'm a royal lunatic.
12:14You wouldn't want to upset my friend Prince Vida, would you?
12:18Because he could come here to drown.
12:22Besides, it looked like he was going to let you go.
12:27He's more of a fireman than a prince.
12:30I know, but we can't do anything about it.
12:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:44Oh, this is a cinema, the last cry of fashion.
12:49And now, the forbidden show of forbidden attractions.
12:53Oh, I forgot to tell you.
12:55This is a double-dealing program.
12:57First, we'll see a crying clown for four hours.
13:01I want to see him so much.
13:03And you?
13:05Oh, yes, of course.
13:07Pepperoni!
13:15Do you want some onion chips, Lydia?
13:17No, thank you.
13:25Mozzarella!
13:28Charmini!
13:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:44What's cooking?
13:45Nothing for you, Bubi Mir.
13:48Hey!
13:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:00You know me.
14:02My fingers are in everything.
14:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:14The first movie was very sad,
14:16but it was worth waiting for the movie of fear and horror.
14:25Here we are, Prince Vido, the gate of my world.
14:30Um, Lydia?
14:31Yes?
14:32I want to tell you, um,
14:34your hair is black like a scorched pan,
14:37and your eyes are deep like a barrel of seawater.
14:42That's so funny.
14:44You have the same sense of humor as Bubi Mir.
14:47I like that.
14:48Then you had a good time.
14:50Oh, yes, I had a wonderful time.
14:52You had a good time.
14:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:58I had a good time, too,
15:00so I have to go.
15:02Ha, ha, ha.
15:10Hey, little one.
15:12I'm glad you're ready to go.
15:14I've already planned the afternoon.
15:16First...
15:17I'm very sorry, Bubi Mir,
15:19but I have a date with Prince Vido.
15:21But, little one,
15:23I, as a crazy prince,
15:25can have as much fun as I want,
15:27without consequences.
15:29There's no such thing as a dream.
15:32Good for you, Bubi Mir.
15:34You taught the prince to be funny.
15:36He's not very funny,
15:38but he's getting better.
15:48Crack, crack.
15:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:52Thank you, little one.
15:54Bye-bye.
15:57Oh, no.
15:58I'm really stupid.
16:00I taught that poor little boy
16:02to behave like me,
16:04and now he wants to become Lydia's best friend.
16:07He thinks he can outdo me,
16:09doesn't he?
16:13Minigolf course.
16:14My favorite game.
16:17Lydia,
16:18I have a surprise for you.
16:20Lydia, my friend,
16:21I have a surprise for you.
16:23Look.
16:24I ordered the Royal Balloon Master
16:26to release special balloons.
16:28He's so kind to you.
16:31Yuck.
16:32It's softer than moldy leather.
16:42Prince Vido,
16:43I like fireworks more than balloons.
16:47You're more fun every day.
16:50I know you're here somewhere, Bubi Mir.
16:52Thank you for your help.
17:06Hey,
17:07I'll scare all the fun out of this guy.
17:16Prince Vido,
17:17you know how to pick the right place.
17:20Oh, yes.
17:21Thank you, Lydia.
17:27Who am I fooling?
17:29He's a prince.
17:30I'm a poor man.
17:31The other way around is rich.
17:33I'm just the other way around.
17:36I'm going to eat a few leaves.
17:41Here I am.
17:42The first Nidhian Court madman.
17:44But I'm not mad.
17:47I don't even have to try.
17:52Mon dieu,
17:53it's so big.
17:57This room is so big
17:59that it could easily be a ballroom.
18:03Oh,
18:04what a beautiful floor for contemporary dance.
18:07And it's so high
18:09that I can't hit anywhere with my head.
18:12You can use my court
18:15whenever you want.
18:17Why?
18:18That's
18:19fine.
18:27One, two, four, three, eight, nine.
18:30This is wonderful, Prince Vido.
18:32All my friends are yours.
18:35Lydia,
18:36you know how I feel about you.
18:38Lydia,
18:39you know how I feel about you.
18:41It's time to ask you
18:43if you want to be my princess.
18:45What?
18:46We'll rule the world together.
18:50Dear Prince Vido,
18:52you're a wonderful person
18:54and I'm very proud of you.
18:56But I...
18:57I'm just not ready to be a princess.
19:02I just want to be myself
19:04and get along with you and Bubi Mir
19:06and other friends.
19:08Friends?
19:09You want us to be friends?
19:13Oh,
19:14crazy love potion.
19:22I'm broken.
19:23Everything is falling apart.
19:26No, my Prince Vido,
19:27it's not that bad.
19:29Think about how we can have fun.
19:31Think about the friends you made.
19:34I think you're right, Lydia.
19:36I had a lot of fun
19:38and there's no reason to stop, right?
19:40No, of course not.
19:43Ah!
19:49Let's go.
19:50I'll treat my new friends
19:52to a juice at the food market.
19:55Hey, wait for me, Malina.
19:57I'm coming too.
20:00We're all the same,
20:02right?
20:03Don't play innocent, Bubac.
20:06What is it now?
20:08You didn't fool me for a second.
20:10You tried to break our bond.
20:13And what's the deal
20:15between two friends?
20:18Prince Vido,
20:19we all signed the petition.
20:21We want you to arrest
20:23that irresponsible thief
20:25and hang him by the fingers.
20:28It would be fine
20:29if I just gave him a refusal.
20:31As you wish, Your Highness.
20:33That can be done
20:35by the fingers.
20:38Ah!
20:43Ah!
20:50Prince Vido,
20:51you're laughing.
20:54Why wouldn't I?
20:56It's funny, isn't it?