Crossbow-armed Brenda (Linda Blair) hunts down a Hollywood gang led by a punk (Robert Dryer) with a razor-blade earring.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30I
00:00:53Don't forget 11 o'clock goddammit you got school tomorrow. I want you home
00:01:00All right pop, okay. All right
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00:02:00Know
00:02:30I
00:03:00Mean
00:03:30Tonight
00:04:00Oh
00:04:23What do you say we go in there and get something for the honeymoon to make it a little more interesting
00:04:27I'm really good
00:04:33That's a fabulous idea
00:04:37That'll go great with the bedspread. Oh, oh, and those match the sheets
00:04:43perfectly
00:04:46Who are you think Heather?
00:04:49Excuse me, miss Taco Bell. My sister here. She doesn't understand Spanish fly with your mind rephrasing the question. Excuse me
00:04:57Would you like some ice cream you little cutie pie?
00:05:00Sure, you ice cream. Come on. I can see this
00:05:04What you can use a little bit of peach brandy. Hey Stevie. I said none of that in front of Heather
00:05:10Hey friend, can't you take a joke not about Heather?
00:05:16Excuse me, maybe they'll have it as flavor of the month
00:05:27Oh
00:05:29I
00:05:31I
00:05:33I
00:06:00Would marry that
00:06:03High school sweeties, huh?
00:06:12We got business to take care of
00:06:34I blew my horn. Her sister's deaf. You asshole. Hey, look, we're sorry. All right
00:06:43Apologize asshole said apologize. Okay
00:06:50Okay, I'm sorry
00:06:56Hey look Brenda
00:06:57We say we say me and you we get together
00:07:01We have a little party, huh, I guess I'm good shit good. Hi
00:07:06Possibilities are endless
00:07:09How's that sound to you, how does that sound let's see
00:07:16Almost as good as drowning in a pool of vomit
00:07:30Hey, it's your loss Brenda, maybe some other time if you're lucky, huh
00:07:52Hey, what is this Romeo and Juliet? Hey
00:07:56Yeah, I tried to get a hold of you
00:07:59Stick around sweetie parties just start
00:08:03Jake we don't want no trouble. Neither do we fat and we just want our money. You know, I like this guy
00:08:08There's something about him. Yeah me too, but he's always two days late. I tried to collect
00:08:13I think he's trying to sell our blow on credits and he don't have our money at any tour
00:08:19Why don't you tell him you've got our money, right?
00:08:21Maybe tomorrow Jake. I think he's holding out on us Jake
00:08:25Now you wouldn't do that now, would you
00:08:33Hey Jake
00:08:38It read check out his girl
00:08:42I'm bringing the money Jake. I really like this guy
00:08:55Hey guys
00:08:58Would you check out this long on him, you know, I'll bet he has to put it on the nightstand when he goes
00:09:06Hey
00:09:24Hey
00:09:29Brenda how come your mom likes to read that garbage and keeps her mind off of work in two shifts to pay for an old man's
00:09:36funeral
00:09:37Hey, Brad
00:09:39Check it out
00:09:41What do you think's going on over there? No, it's your typical all-american dope dealers at work
00:09:47I'd love to teach those bastards a lesson. Hey
00:09:53Somebody should
00:09:59Yeah, how would you like to go for a nice ride
00:10:22Oh
00:10:52Oh
00:11:01God I mean swear sometimes better than sex. I know I give it up for good
00:11:22I'm gonna kill
00:11:46Suck in that gut
00:11:52I
00:11:56Goes for you to Stella
00:12:04That ass up, will ya get moving Francine
00:12:10Stevie
00:12:12The hell are you doing back there Stevie Stevie you're pushing me
00:12:22Hey, hey, how you doing, man? Hey good to see you. Hey, look at those eyes
00:12:29Where you been? You've been doing some of our blow
00:12:35And I got your money Jake I'll have it here tomorrow
00:12:38It ain't good enough. I want the blow and the money here in one hour. That's 60 minutes. You got that. I got a douche bag
00:12:52Oh
00:13:06What are you doing with these guys sick man bring him home
00:13:12You sick Vince. Yeah, man. He's got the clap
00:13:18Go fucking iceberg
00:13:22I
00:13:25Don't want to see any of you guys around my schoolyard
00:13:28You or any of your scum? Oh, man, who the fuck are you the principal? That's right
00:13:35And as for you Vince you want to trash your life go ahead do it on your own time not mine
00:13:41Yeah, that's
00:13:44Yes, sir
00:13:52Now
00:14:01Why don't you take your faggot asses out of here before I feed into the cops
00:14:22Oh Cindy, what a thing look don't touch sweetie
00:14:45Pick it up Brenda
00:14:52Oh
00:14:56Hey Brenda, you've got an audience jerking off and give up
00:15:06He wants a piece of your ass sit on it Stella, I think he's sort of sexy
00:15:14Too bad, he don't got anything upstairs
00:15:22Oh
00:15:32Fucking asshole
00:15:52Right
00:16:06Our backs are breaking our skirts to tie our hips to shake it from left to right to the left
00:16:22I
00:16:24Look at that Jacob
00:16:27Look at that
00:16:30You know who that is, don't you Jacob you think she had fun when she filled our car with garbage, huh? What do you say?
00:16:52Oh
00:17:10Right left right
00:17:23Left
00:17:25West
00:17:26If I catch you looking at that slept Brenda again, we're through hey
00:17:31Don't give me that West if I catch you we're through hear me
00:17:37Oh
00:17:49Okay girls hit the showers go ahead you guys I'm gonna go talk to Heather, all right
00:17:54I'll be in
00:18:05Hi, baby, how was school good good
00:18:12My day my day was fine
00:18:15I'll tell you what. I'll go get changed and I'll walk you home. Okay, okay
00:18:21What?
00:18:24What are you doing
00:18:27For me
00:18:29Heather what did you do?
00:18:32Heather it's beautiful. Oh god. I love you so much
00:18:54Hey
00:18:58Where you going, hey you listen to me
00:19:03You move real nice, you know that
00:19:06Say you can't hear me. Can't you?
00:19:11I ain't never talked to them deaf chick before you're real pretty, you know
00:19:19Do you think I'm doing the right thing Brenda and Richie and everything
00:19:24If I had a guy that wanted to marry me, you don't think I'd get out of this shithole
00:19:28Richie didn't exactly
00:19:31So I told him I was pregnant. Yeah, I know he loves me. We would have married you sooner or later
00:19:38Promise we won't tell anyone. Okay? I
00:19:41Love you like a sister
00:19:44We're gonna throw you a wedding you'll never forget
00:19:47All right, Heather's waiting for me, so I'm gonna go and I'll see you at the MX Club later, okay, okay
00:19:53Just remember I'm the godmother. So if it's a girl
00:19:59Brenda's the name
00:20:12No, no
00:20:14No, no
00:20:20Okay, okay, let me see if I got it straight
00:20:28And now I got one to teach you
00:20:31Do you know what this means?
00:20:34Come on, try it. Come on. Come on
00:20:38Yeah, yeah, you got you got it. Yeah
00:20:45You and I have things to discuss
00:20:49Cindy Cindy Cindy God, this is your lucky day. And you want to know why I'll tell you see
00:20:54I don't have time to kick your ass right now. So you best be moving out of my way. Okay, I
00:20:59Want you to stay away from my boyfriend?
00:21:03Faggot oh, come on. Who the hell wants him? He's mine understand. So keep your hands off
00:21:10Stupid stuck-up cunt. If you could make him stay away from me, I'd be eternally grateful to you
00:21:18You're the one you keep leading him on
00:21:23Let me see if I can make this simpler so that even you can understand I
00:21:28Wouldn't fuck him if he had the last dick on earth. I
00:21:36Bet you never been kissed by a real man
00:21:41Yeah, who kissed you who I
00:21:45Don't know what you're talking about
00:21:51Well your father where's he now
00:21:58Dad
00:21:59That's too bad
00:22:02Shit kissing your old man that don't count. He's fucking dead and I'm alive and twitching
00:22:08So, how about you and me have a crack at it
00:22:38I
00:23:08I
00:23:39Come on
00:23:47Get that goddamn thing out of your mouth
00:24:01Would you please stop crying miss Clark
00:24:04Would you please stop crying
00:24:08Thank you, I'll blow your nose and get the hell out of here
00:24:19Brenda you give me nothing but grief. I
00:24:22Won't have it
00:24:24God damn it. I simply will not have it and I'm warning you for the last time
00:24:29You know, I don't understand it. I
00:24:32You know, I don't understand it you're a bright girl you got a pretty face a good figure
00:24:57It's Red's turn
00:25:01Oh
00:25:32In English, oh I said, oh I'm about to pee my pants
00:25:40She's fine she can take care of herself
00:25:47Shit girl, what's he yelling for?
00:26:01Ah
00:26:03Oh
00:26:30It's all too
00:26:33I
00:26:41Know
00:26:59Go ahead I'll be fine
00:27:33I
00:28:03I
00:28:33I
00:28:35I
00:28:37I
00:28:39I
00:29:02The cop said Jake in the scars on our report happened
00:29:06Would you bring us another round Susie and tell Jack they're on the house
00:29:13Do you have any idea who did it? No, but you can sure bet I'm gonna find out who did it
00:29:22She couldn't even scream for help
00:29:27All I keep seeing is this little girl trying to open her mouth and nothing comes out
00:29:33So, what's your school gonna do about it put us in the gym and make some speech even the cops are one pussy
00:29:46It's up to us to make things right
00:29:52Gonna get a damn right now. Look you better be careful, baby
00:29:58Whoever these dudes are they don't just play games
00:30:03I
00:30:08She's gonna make it honey, you just gotta believe and what God I gave up when my father died
00:30:18Charlene
00:30:32I
00:31:02I
00:31:20Didn't go to school I
00:31:23Didn't hear nothing
00:31:25Oh
00:31:27Boy you felt sick. Yeah, I was sick. I felt sick check
00:31:34Come on you come with us
00:31:37I'm gonna go have a good time. Maybe we're gonna get laid
00:31:43I'm gonna go home
00:31:49Go get your jacket
00:31:55I
00:32:00Hate this me and Richard thinking about moving away what?
00:32:05When the times right? Yeah, I would have kids soon
00:32:13Yeah, I don't want my kid growing up in this shit me and Richard thinking about getting a farm
00:32:20Right, yeah, you know with dogs and horses and that kind of stuff don't forget the pigs maybe
00:32:29No, it sounds dumb, I don't know shit about fun the way I figure if I can survive all the crap on this street
00:32:37I can sure as hell raise a chicken or two
00:32:40I've got to go to the bathroom so bad. I'm gonna have to wring out my socks. I'll be right back
00:32:49I
00:33:19I
00:33:49Oh
00:33:57You've got something for me
00:34:04Yeah, I got the money right here Jay
00:34:09Some guy is fat I told you he was a right guy. I think we should make you an honorary scar
00:34:16I
00:34:18Can't go now Jay
00:34:22Still here
00:34:32Hey, this is great we get to stay up late
00:34:45I
00:34:52Don't think Vince he's having a good time
00:34:58We get you late again
00:35:45I
00:35:56Want to be a Vinci
00:36:06All right
00:36:15Now
00:36:17Done
00:36:42Everybody's here to have a good time
00:36:48It's a problem, there's no problem just leave the girl alone. Yeah, you're right man. I'm sorry. All right. Hey, let it go
00:36:54What's the matter with you get up there and tell this guy you're sorry
00:37:03You want me to tell this guy I'm sorry he always talking embarrassing me
00:37:09Okay, Jake if you want me to tell him I'm sorry I'll tell
00:37:17You
00:37:47Oh
00:38:17I
00:38:23Love let us be true to one another
00:38:27For the world which seems to lie before us like a land of dreams
00:38:32So there is so beautiful so new
00:38:36so boring
00:38:41What do you think the poet is talking about here
00:38:44A
00:38:48Day at the beach I
00:38:52Think he had a little more on his mind than that
00:38:55How come this book ain't got no real poetry and what's real poetry Richie?
00:39:01You know stuff that makes sense. Give us an example
00:39:09Come on Richie put up
00:39:13Okay, come on here it goes an original
00:39:20Disco sucks punk is dead. Give me rock
00:39:33Now wait a minute Richie's right in his own way what he's just recited is real poetry
00:39:40It has a rhythm it rhymes
00:39:43It has meaning
00:39:51Now according to this poem what place does rock and roll have in this poet's life
00:39:57Richie I don't know. I guess it's real important as important as what?
00:40:05That's important is getting head
00:40:09Sit down Richie, yeah
00:40:14I
00:40:16Maria what does getting hit me?
00:40:22I don't think I should be talking about that stuff in school
00:40:30Go ahead Maria talk about it. I give you permission
00:40:36Well, I think it has something to do with sex
00:40:44And
00:40:46What word rhymes with head Bobby
00:40:50did
00:40:51now
00:40:53How do sex and death connect?
00:40:58Francine
00:40:59Sort of like till death do his part like sex and death lasts forever like love
00:41:14Okay, now we're talking about romance I like that one
00:41:23Okay for tomorrow I want you to look through chapter 5 and come up with other references to love and death
00:41:30Brenda and I see you for a couple of minutes after class
00:41:43I
00:41:57Just wanted to tell you how sorry I am about your sister
00:42:01How is she?
00:42:04The doctors don't know anything
00:42:09Brenda I
00:42:11Want you to know if you need someone to talk to I'm here
00:42:17Look miss young I
00:42:19Know you mean well, you're a good teacher
00:42:23But this has nothing to do with you
00:42:26Stay out of it Brenda. You can't take the whole world on by yourself
00:42:31You see us maybe one or two hours a day
00:42:34You don't know anything
00:42:42I don't know Brenda. I don't know
00:42:44Don't you worry about Jake?
00:42:46He ain't gonna do shit. I did good didn't I feel good you did great?
00:42:54Hi, Brenda, would you mind okay if I talk to you alone?
00:42:59What is it? I just wanted to tell you I really like you. I
00:43:04Don't know. I guess it's cuz you're exciting
00:43:07Like it always seems like you're gonna blow up or something
00:43:10What you're gonna do
00:43:19You are unbelievable
00:43:21Well, well, it looks like the little sluts at it again it out Cindy. We're only talking
00:43:27I know it's not your fault Wes
00:43:30Fuck off, bitch
00:43:40I let settle down. Let's settle down everybody
00:43:47Turn it off put that goddamn skeleton back where it belongs
00:43:53Let's just settle down put her back in her seat will you and just sit down
00:44:00Let's settle down the bell is rung
00:44:04Thank you
00:44:05If I could just hold your attention for a minute, I'd like to take you over to the chart
00:44:10as
00:44:12You know the reproductive system involves
00:44:20What's going on Vincey, it's all over school Jake the girl we raped
00:44:28You think she's gonna die?
00:44:30Everybody dies
00:44:34What are we gonna do Jake we've been all through this so just calm the fuck down
00:44:39I mean, she's a fucking retired man. She can't even talk
00:44:44Yeah, and the only way anybody's ever gonna find out if Vincey boy opens up his big fat mouth
00:44:51Vincey wouldn't do that
00:44:54Would you?
00:44:58Hey Jake, you know, I never do nothing to hurt the scars just forget about it
00:45:06I
00:45:09Tell me where I can find that bitch that cut me
00:45:15Well, since it's obvious that no one is prepared I will simply have to go back and repeat yesterday's section
00:45:21On the ovaries miss Clark
00:45:24you'll begin I
00:45:28Can't you can't why can't you
00:45:32My parents don't think we should be discussing this kind of stuff in school
00:45:36And what do they think we should be discussing in this school?
00:45:40That people should be taught to stay in their own place and not try to pretend to be what they're not
00:45:50Don't push it Cindy
00:45:54Especially when they have retards in their family
00:46:00What are you gonna do about it
00:46:06Girls
00:46:36I
00:46:41Am sorry about your sister Brenda the police are doing everything they can but she shouldn't have been there in the first place
00:46:52Fuck you
00:46:54Bitch, aren't you? I like that
00:46:58But I don't give second warnings. So consider yourself suspended
00:47:06I
00:47:09Am never gonna get out of this place. Yes, you will Brenda. We're behind you 100% We're here
00:47:16Work it out. Come on. All right. All right, let's get organized
00:47:20Francie you and I are gonna go pick up your dress shit. Do I have to do it now?
00:47:24I can't handle it. We don't pick up your dress. You're gonna be walking down the aisle bare-ass
00:47:30Brenda we'll meet you guys at the MX Club at 430. Then we'll go see Heather
00:47:35Everybody got that. Yes
00:47:43Nothing's gonna ruin a big day
00:47:47Okay, Francie move your ass I gotta do some stuff for my mother
00:48:04Oh
00:48:26Francine remember we're all meeting TMX. Don't be late. Okay, I'll be there
00:48:35Oh
00:48:39Thank you
00:49:04I
00:49:14Ain't just gonna scare right Jake would I lie to you Vinci?
00:49:34Oh
00:50:04Oh
00:50:11We'll meet you guys at the top
00:50:34I
00:51:04I
00:51:31Come on
00:51:34Sweetheart, huh? Hey Jake you promise
00:51:48How do you like the view, huh?
00:52:04I'm gonna do it
00:52:23Here comes the bride
00:52:25She's all drenched in red
00:52:28Come on, man. Let's go
00:52:30Come on, come on. Yes, motherfucker. I hate your guts. You hear me? I hate you
00:52:43I hate
00:52:55I
00:53:25Where the hell is she I
00:53:27Don't know but visiting hours are almost over. Give the girl a break. Will you she's getting married in a couple of days
00:53:33She's allowed to be a little spacey. Ah, you should see her in this dress. It's not as he said that
00:53:38Well, I'm getting a little pissed off. I don't like a woman to keep me waiting
00:53:45Well the way she cut up Jake last night I wouldn't get her mad at me
00:53:49Yeah, cuz she's just liable to cut you up three ways
00:53:53Long wide and frequent
00:53:58Look you guys stay here and wait for her. I gotta go to the hospital
00:54:22I
00:54:52I
00:55:23I
00:55:28Didn't want to do it. I mean
00:55:34You know
00:55:37Jake fuck
00:55:40They know
00:55:42They know it's tough
00:55:48I'm just a friend. I
00:55:51Just hang around them
00:55:55But no more
00:56:06Sorry, I didn't want to hurt you
00:56:14You just put me there
00:56:17I
00:56:25Didn't have a chance they went
00:56:46I
00:57:16Oh
00:57:46You'll pay for your crime the judgment will stand
00:58:05Hello
00:58:10Yes, she's here
00:58:14What's
00:58:17Your goddammit, what did he do
00:58:22She's dead he threw her off the bridge I couldn't stop them
00:58:32Friend don't please
00:58:38Find him kill me if I told you
00:58:46Oh
00:59:16Oh
00:59:34Come on Jake we're supposed to be in this together. Yeah, at least you could do is let us watch
00:59:38Just shut the fuck up and get out. Will ya I
00:59:41Said get out
00:59:47You make a mistake man
00:59:57You know what a son of a bitch is starting to piss me off there ain't nothing wrong with us watching hey
01:00:02You want a bitch about Jake you bitch about Jake to Jake?
01:00:06Not to me
01:00:15Didn't he give you sloppy seconds with the retail
01:00:19Didn't he let you watch that broad take flying lessons in the cement
01:00:24You know something red it was very very neat the way she bounced when she hit that concrete bad
01:00:37Fuck is that
01:00:43Welcome home
01:00:45Assholes, you must be out of your mind coming here
01:00:49Maybe she's looking for a little bit of what we gave her sister, huh?
01:00:56How about it Brenda the both of us at once baby you're gonna love it
01:01:03Hey, what is it? Wait a minute, man, I don't like it. Something's weird. What's the matter boys?
01:01:09You get a little girl. Oh hot and horny and lose your nerve
01:01:15What a shame
01:01:18I'm gonna fuck that bitch
01:01:33Oh Brenda
01:01:39One way in and one way out
01:01:47You're laughing huh bitch, okay
01:02:03We're gonna play a little game, baby
01:02:10The game we got mine is called hide the salami you like hide the salami, don't you Brenda?
01:02:15Are you fucking cunts like hide the salami?
01:02:25So far up you goddamn Christopher Columbus couldn't find it
01:02:32Oh
01:02:49Come on baby, where are you?
01:03:02I
01:03:32Oh
01:03:57Yeah, she came loaded for bear
01:04:01You're gonna catch a bear biggest fucking bear you ever saw
01:04:07Quit messing around Fargo. Where are you?
01:04:17Well, well, well look who's here the game's over bitch this time you're dead for sure
01:04:25First
01:04:27I'm gonna fuck you and then
01:04:30I'm gonna slice you into little pieces
01:04:33Sounds nice and kinky to me
01:04:36Too bad, you're not double-jointed
01:04:40Why cuz if you were you'd be able to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye
01:04:55You doing it Fargo, huh?
01:04:58You doing it? Yeah. Yeah, we're both gonna do it
01:05:07Quit fucking around Fargo. Where are you? Where's the pussy, huh?
01:05:13Hey
01:05:22Fargo what you doing, man? Where's the pussy, huh? Hey man, quit fucking around
01:05:39Now it's your turn with the pussy
01:05:44No
01:05:47Ah
01:06:11Thanks for the loan Carol I'll call you when I get back
01:06:16I
01:06:46I
01:07:08Come on you douchebags open up. Come on, we're gonna celebrate
01:07:11Come on we're gonna party. Hey, come on
01:07:36Come on bitch you want you want a piece of me?
01:07:41I
01:08:11Oh
01:08:41I
01:08:57Didn't get you did I
01:08:59I
01:09:09Know Jake you didn't get me, but I'm definitely gonna get you
01:09:20Oh
01:09:22Oh my I
01:09:25Missed and I did so want to see you bleed to death. Oh
01:09:31Well, if at first you don't succeed
01:09:34Try try again. Oh
01:09:38Look no more arrows
01:09:43But I'll tell you what I've got some more in the car now don't go away
01:09:52I
01:10:22Oh
01:10:52I
01:11:15Told you to stay where you are
01:11:18Now look what you got yourself into
01:11:22You know what you look like
01:11:26You look like a pig in a slaughterhouse ready to butcher
01:11:33You ever wonder what a pig must feel like before they slit his throat
01:11:40Or cut his balls off
01:11:43He couldn't have been any worse than my sister must have felt
01:11:47Oh
01:11:50Francine
01:11:54She was pregnant
01:11:59Fucking bastard
01:12:03It's not gonna be quick check
01:12:08Bitches big you want to cut me? Come on
01:12:16Oh
01:12:46Eat it
01:13:16Oh
01:13:46Oh
01:14:16Oh
01:14:46Oh
01:15:16Oh
01:15:46Oh
01:16:16Oh
01:16:46Oh
01:17:16Ah
01:17:46Oh
01:18:16Oh
01:18:46Oh
01:19:12It's just not fair
01:19:17I
01:19:20Mean if they're what we couldn't bring Francine back
01:19:23But at least she knows
01:19:26We made things right
01:19:29No Brenda
01:19:32You made things, right?
01:19:46Oh
01:20:16Oh
01:20:18Oh
01:20:20Oh
01:20:47Angels
01:20:50Oh
01:21:20Oh
01:21:50Oh
01:22:20Oh
01:22:50Oh
01:23:20You