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00:001, 2, 3, ha!
00:04It's Shin!
00:07Blingin' a baby!
00:13P minus 3, 2, 1...
00:16Blast off!
00:18All systems go.
00:21Well, hello there, Shin! You're a hard man to corner.
00:24It's so refreshing to see a man with such a vigorous bladder.
00:27So anyway, I'd like to come over to your house today after school, provided it's all right with you, of course.
00:32Oh, it is? That's lovely! See you then, lover boy!
00:35Tell your mom not to bother cleaning. I'll bring my own toilet seat covers.
00:46I wanna shrivel up and die, too.
00:49I thought I made it clear she wasn't welcome.
00:54What was I supposed to do, pee on her?
00:56It's an option.
00:58What's with that girl? Why's she so obsessed with this family?
01:01It's my fault. I have this savage animal magnetism.
01:06Let's just pretend we're not home.
01:08Like with bill collectors?
01:10When we have to hide from them in the bathroom for hours?
01:13Uh, that is what you mean, right?
01:16I'm sorry, Miss Ai, but you've already missed two sessions of your
01:19How to Exploit the Working Class for Fun and Profit course.
01:22We can only bribe the instructor so many...
01:24Okay, on her latest diet, Mother is allowed just three unsalted, low-carb rice cakes a day.
01:28All the servants know that no matter how much she begs, she is not to be given any more.
01:32So you can imagine how distressed she was to awake this morning and only find two.
01:37Watching an 86-pound woman tackle a 300-pound Samoan chef is quite a sight.
01:42I'm sure they'd both like to see this.
01:44I thought I destroyed that video camera.
01:47Come on!
01:52So, Mr. K, where did you say you were taking me now?
01:57Well, I suppose we could just stop by and see if they're there.
02:07Elevator down!
02:09Elevator down!
02:16She's here.
02:28He's gonna blow it!
02:31Hey!
02:36Smells like victory.
02:38You're dead if they heard that.
02:40We should just come back when he's in and my spine's realigned.
02:45I'm not going anywhere until I know if he's inside or not.
02:48So it's time for my sneaky-peeky heat vision goggles!
02:56Let's see what's really cooking inside Jin's house.
03:00You'd be wise to remember I have these goggles, Mr. K.
03:04Aha! I knew it!
03:06They're in there all right, and from what I'm picking up, there's been some sort of a gas leak.
03:11I'm also seeing a great deal of heat emanating from Shin's behind.
03:15I don't know exactly what's going on in there, but I aim to get to the bottom of Shin!
03:20I mean the bottom of this.
03:22Mr. K, commence Operation Trojan Box!
03:25You know, never mind.
03:27Huh?
03:28Uh, delivery!
03:32Delivery for Miss Nahara!
03:35A package!
03:45Well, I didn't order anything, but he looks legit.
03:48Hello!
03:50Hello, she's all yours now ma'am, thank you.
03:52Wait, your tip!
03:55I can't believe that brat cut me on tape again.
03:57Damn you, Chef Tatupu and your wicked rice cakes!
04:02What is it?
04:03I don't know what this is. It's a direct to Hima, but who would send her a package? Not my parents.
04:13Hi!
04:14Oh, hi there!
04:15Shin, your little friend is in the box!
04:20Oh, I'm not here to see Shin. I want to spend some time with the littlest member of the Nahara family.
04:27Let's cut to the chase, Hima.
04:31One of these days, you'll have me as your very beautiful, very rich sister-in-law.
04:38She's good, I mean she's really good. It's scary to watch her operate like some crafty jungle predator.
04:44Somebody kill me.
04:45Look here, Hima!
04:49Since I've already won the approval of Shin's father...
04:53Now it's on to the little milk sucker.
04:55Luckily for me, I've got a megawatt smile that wins over everyone from high-chaired babies to blue-haired ladies.
05:01Magical eye, sparkling smile charm attack!
05:10What's this? My sparkling charm attack didn't work?
05:13That's it then. This calls for drastic, unproved measures.
05:23You know, if it wasn't for your sister, we'd be the ones out there dealing with that.
05:26She's already resenting spoiled rich girls on a fifth-grade level.
05:29I can fart on a college level.
05:31Do you know, Hima, that made a bottomless pillow for gramps?
05:43Oh, this?
05:44Oh, this?
05:50It's just some ruby and diamond tennis bracelet my grandfather gave me as a reward for being so gosh darn cute.
05:55It barely even cost three thousand dollars.
05:57The only reason I wear it is so muggers will think that I'm poor.
06:15You can have it if you like, Hima.
06:17I didn't want to say anything, but today's style on infant looks downright naked without an equality bling.
06:30Who loves their big sister-in-law?
06:33And who's the cutest willow thing since last fall's kitty-go-tour line?
06:37Kitty-go-tour line!
06:40Oh, no!
06:41Our little baby girl has crossed over to the dark side!
06:45Now that I've won the family over, nothing stands in the way of my marrying shin!
06:58So Hima's a charter member of the Eye fan club, huh?
07:01Afraid so.
07:02I can't blame her, though.
07:03I almost grabbed the bracelet for myself.
07:05As soon as she falls asleep, I'm taking that thing back to Eye's parents.
07:13And how's Shin holding up?
07:16Not so good.
07:22He's mailing himself to the North Pole just as soon as he figures out how to get to the post office.
07:36Oh, good girl, Hima!
07:38If only it were this easy to wean your father off my breasts!
07:43Okay, easy.
07:44That's enough.
07:45Never too early to give up carbs.
07:48Now go play, Hima.
07:49Mommy's got work to do.
07:52Boy, do I wish we had a dishwasher.
07:57What is it, Hima?
07:59You don't need a diaper change again already, do you?
08:02You're not having another juice.
08:05You know how gassy you get when you drink too much.
08:09There, you can hardly see Hiro's shame.
08:33Help!
08:52There you go, Hima.
09:02Mommy!
09:32Help!
09:55Here comes Flying Monkey, back from the pirate wars!
10:00Super monkey strength, ho!
10:05Just the ammo we need to sink those pirate scum.
10:10Monkey drinking stance!
10:18Monkey pee attack fully reloaded!
10:20Time to retard secondary weapon.
10:30No!
10:56How this stuff works
11:00How this stuff works
11:10What a beautiful day.
11:14I don't see how anything could go wrong.
11:16Your ass is mine, Beckham!
11:18Don't play too close to Mommy's clean laundry shin.
11:21Yo.
11:29Huh?
11:38What the?
11:45Shin, where'd you go?
11:48Mommy's not mad, honest.
11:51Just impressed.
11:54Well, this will give Hiro a chance to play handyman.
11:58And do some good around here for once.
12:05Hopefully that was my only crisis for today.
12:09Crap, now the door's broken too.
12:19Could've been worse. Hiro's bowling balls used to be in there.
12:23There, finally a chore that can't cause harm to me or the house.
12:27Assuming the whole balcony doesn't collapse.
12:30And there's no chance of that happening.
12:33Oh, who am I kidding?
12:34This house is falling apart one chunk of drywall at a time.
12:37I mean, if Shin's soccer ball can put a hole in the wall,
12:40how long do we have until the whole place is condemned?
12:53Huh?
12:56Ah!
12:58Everybody stay calm!
13:05I'll get it down and you catch it, okay?
13:07Yo!
13:10Got it!
13:14Oh man, exercise sucks.
13:17Careful, don't let it touch the grass!
13:20Careful, don't let it touch the grass!
13:33That just went straight through, didn't it?
13:40Hey, it's okay mom, you just made a doggie door.
13:44Now Whitey can come in and pee in the living room with me.
13:50Ah, I love getting to be the man around the house.
13:53It's like a free shot of testosterone.
13:57Mitzi's gonna be so impressed when she sees how handy I am.
14:01Hey, that's weird.
14:04Man, well now it's back to feeling emasculated again.
14:09Well that explains it.
14:11I've had a super glue accident, let's all remain calm.
14:14You're bluffing, I threw the glue out after that toothpaste fiasco.
14:17Fine, I'm just using my mutant clinging skills.
14:20Will you please install me so I can see what it's like to be part of a house?
14:23As much as I'd like to, your mother would get mad.
14:27Why don't you go watch that action jerk show you're so obsessed with?
14:30This is dangerous work.
14:31It's not as dangerous as Bungie jumping off a bridge with only my tighties as a core.
14:35So what's your point, Shin?
14:36Please let me help you out, dad!
14:38I said no.
14:39I beg you!
14:41Uh...
14:42What if I ask you like this, huh big boy?
14:45Okay Shin, no more stealing my magazines, you're really freaking me out.
14:49I want to become a manly man one day like I always see in commercials.
14:53How can I drive trucks and eat manly food when you won't even let me use tools?
14:58My little Shin?
14:59A manly man?
15:00Oh, it's the moment I've waited for, a father-son rite of passage.
15:04So I can help?
15:05Yep, and afterwards we'll scratch and spit and curse.
15:08Would you manly men quit crying and hugging and get to work please?
15:15There.
15:16A coat of paint no one will ever know.
15:18Bring me the nail, Shin.
15:19Okie doke.
15:22Here you go.
15:23Thanks.
15:26I asked you to bring me a nail!
15:28This is clearly a lighter!
15:29Well, how was I supposed to know?
15:31You never told me that.
15:32Doesn't TV teach you anything?
15:38Okay, all you have to do is keep it steady while I nail.
15:40Got it.
15:41On the count of three.
15:42One.
15:43Two.
15:44Three.
15:51Are you trying to make me kill myself?
15:53Do butterflies fart?
15:55And I'm the one who wanted a boy.
15:58Your mom's gonna be really pissed at us now.
16:04Hiro's not used to such hard work. He could use a snack.
16:08Are you kidding? The stove's busted too?
16:13Doesn't anything in this house still work?
16:18C'mon, start you piece of crap!
16:22Ugh.
16:34Hey, Manao! We can't afford to have your stomach pumped!
16:41That sounds bad.
16:42Why would Mom be screaming? I'm not even inside.
16:46I hope nothing's broken besides the table.
16:50And the chair.
16:52Honey, are you okay? What happened?
16:54Did you try to dance on the table and break it with your fatness?
16:57It had nothing to do with my weight!
16:59The table's just falling apart like everything else in this place!
17:06Why does it smell like gas in here?
17:09I left the stove on! It wouldn't light!
17:11I got a light!
17:20The End
17:31It's now a good time to point out the 32 years left on our mortgage.
17:50The End
17:58Look, we gotta stay positive, right? We shouldn't cry.
18:02Good point. We did all escape the blast without getting killed or horribly maimed.
18:07Um, about that...
18:09Does your hair count? Cause I don't think it's gonna make it.
18:12This is no time for tacky insults, Shin! Don't you see we're homeless now?
18:19Well, the good news is at least we'll get to keep peeing in the street.
18:23What are we gonna do, Hiro?
18:25I'm not sure. Patching a hole is one thing, but this is a bit out of my range.
18:30I know. We'll need to stay somewhere else for a while.
18:33But I've had all my firsts here! First word, first fart, first blowing up a house!
18:38Look, we don't have a choice! A house can't be rebuilt overnight!
18:41Maybe Enchman can help!
18:43You made him quit, remember?
18:44Our parents live too far away.
18:46And because of the behavior of a certain child in this family, none of our neighbors will take us in.
19:03Well, I guess that decides it. There's only one thing we can do now.
19:10We want to thank all you folks for your loyal support of Shin-Chan.
19:14It's been a wild eight episodes, and we couldn't have done it without you!
19:19Show's over! Turn out the lights!
19:21The show's not canceled!
19:24We'll see you next time!
19:31Yo! That's our show!
19:44We'll see you next time!
20:15Shake your blues away!
20:20Yo! We're getting vacation on!
20:45Oh, I grabbed your shoe!
20:48Yeah, no party it is!