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00:00for five yards against the Bengals. He had three catches for 34 yards in week
00:06one against the Ravens. Remember last year, his regular season stats weren't
00:10great either. But guess what? Uh, he was an animal in the playoffs, which is
00:14again, this is what they're doing. I know Andy's gonna tell you something
00:16differently here. Here's the real story, Scotty. He's just waiting for the
00:20playoffs now. That's what he does. He sits around all year and he's gonna
00:23turn it on in the playoffs. But here's Andy Reed telling you another another
00:26thing. They did have some things that they were attempting there. Um, and
00:31he'll get he'll get his catches. It's not he's slowing down or any of that
00:36bit. That's not what the deal is. So it's just, uh, team's focus on him and
00:41kind of know he's the, uh, he's been Pat's go to guy. So what it's done,
00:47though, Saran is it's allowed us, uh, um, you know, to utilize the other
00:52guys around him and
00:55and they've been productive.
00:59Yeah. Well, there you go. Very exciting. Uh, also known as he's so far in love
01:05with Taylor Swift that he's just not playing football.
01:11Yeah. I mean, I think that if he wasn't, um, a three time Super Bowl champion
01:18slash future Hall of Famer slash, you know, whatever. I think you'd hear more
01:23about that. Uh, that that's the reason why he has four catches through two
01:28games. I think that's for you. But because he's done all those things, I
01:31guess people just feel he's built up the credit that, um, it doesn't matter
01:35anymore. We can't say anything bad about him. I don't know what their
01:39obsession is, to be honest with you about these brothers, uh, and shows
01:44like that. Yeah, I know. Listen, honestly, like, let's let's get real
01:49here for a second. Listen, you know, I don't normally wear blazers and dress
01:54shirts and Brooks Brothers shirts unless I'm going out to a fancy place.
01:57Right. And then when I'm on sports grid, I look fantastic. But, um, like
02:04normally I'm in basketball, ripped up T shirts, shorts and flip flops. And my
02:08boss has noticed that about me. Said something to me in Vegas about it. He
02:11goes, he saw me in flip flops and no shoes, no socks, all the rest and
02:16dressed like a bum. And he said, I said, that's how I am. And I said, I
02:21also don't like dorks. Now, let me tell you something. I think Peyton
02:24Manning's a dork and his brother's even worse. Like, these are not cool
02:29dudes. Like they're, they're kind of nerds. And I mean it when I say it is
02:33like, I'm not being funny here. Like you're a nerd. I want nothing to do
02:36with you. I don't hang out with you. Like the stuff they got him doing.
02:39Like, I don't get it. Like, is that really funny? The painting commercial
02:43with nationwide is does someone find that funny? And then now we're going to
02:47have to have them cram the Kelsey family down our throats. And not only
02:51that, they cram their mother down the throat. At least the Mannings don't
02:54bring the father into it. And well, I guess they do a little bit. He's had a
02:57few commercials. It's just so unbelievable to me. Like, honestly,
03:03like I, I literally don't have friends that are dorks. I just don't hang
03:08around like losers. And I'm not saying that like they got Super Bowl rings.
03:13They're not losers. But in terms of their whole act, like it's funny. Like,
03:17you know, they play like they're so funny. Like I, I've never laughed
03:22watching either one of them. Like they got this guy doing like Saturday Night
03:26Live the Olympics. I mean, what doesn't he do? I don't honestly, I don't get
03:30it. I really don't. Do you get it, Carver? I am I the only person that's
03:34like, when are they going to stop douching me with the Mannings? Honestly,
03:39it's like I'm getting sprayed with a hose. Like I'm I feel like I'm in the
03:43yard at Shawshank getting sprayed with a hose with Manning. And now they're
03:47doing the same thing to me with the Kelsey's. And I'm not tripping. I've had
03:50enough of this Jason Kelsey guy. And I don't care about his brother's skinny
03:55twig girlfriend. Have a sandwich. In fact, have three have an a prime rib
04:01dinner. You need to eat something. They're bony. Honestly, there's nothing
04:05worse. I see ribs.
04:08I think it's uh, I think it's all very painful. Painful. It's very wrong. It's
04:14tough. I you know, it didn't make ratings for the Manning cast was the
04:19worst it's ever been. But don't just keep signing up the new deals. It's
04:24like it's like I said yesterday with the Kelsey it's really it's jumped the
04:27shark. Now, I've seen some of the clips. Um, you know, they have
04:31Belichick. I guess it's for the entire first half now. Uh, and he's on there
04:35with him. And as me and you have said all the time, um, when you get bill in
04:40a setting like that, where he can kind of break a game down and talk about the
04:43game, it's, it's interesting. And I think the clips are very cool. I don't
04:48think I'd sit there and watch it the whole time. Do the CW show the one with
04:52the NFL. That's actually, that's very loose and cool. And he's having fun on
04:58there. And they're all joking around on there. And I think it's Chris long or
05:03someone doing it with him. And I don't know the other one. But yeah, it's very
05:11good. Or is it someone else?
05:14Ryan Clark is there. He's there long is there. And you might be right about Oh,
05:20I thought, you see, that's the other thing. Bill's involved in so many
05:23projects now that I know he's doing one with Edelman L. So I don't know if it's
05:29that one or if it's another one, but he's involved in so many things, uh,
05:33that it's hard to keep track of them all, uh, with bill, but, uh, to just go
05:38with your point. Uh, it's all become very painful. Uh, the Mannings versus
05:42the Kelsey. I interviewed him once. And, uh, and mafia remembers, I think I was
05:48at Howard Stern. And I went to that billiards charity event in lower
05:52Manhattan. And he was there. And I'm really good friends with the guy that
05:56runs it. And so is Eli. He's one of his clients. He's a, you know, insurance guy,
06:02Big Daddy. And, um, everyone knows Big Daddy in the NFL. He represents 300
06:07players, right? And so I interviewed him one day. And I told you the story. I've
06:11said it over and over. It was like talking to a garage door. I don't know
06:15who's worse. Uh, you know, Derek Jeter, when he did interviews, when he was
06:19with the Yankees about never saying anything about anything. Meanwhile, he
06:23slept with 500 women a month. And then, uh, and I can't get anything out of
06:27you, bro. And then this guy, Eli Manning, when he played, he was like a
06:31funeral. Honestly, like talking to him is like, honestly, like putting dirt on
06:36a casket. I honestly was the worst. I have a video. I saved it for my entire
06:40career. One day I'll pull it out and play it here. It is so bad. I like when
06:44he was talking to me, I was like this. I was like, I was dozing off. Oh, my
06:50God. And now they try to make him out to be some kind of comedian. I don't
06:54know, Mike, if the Falcons can hang with the Chiefs. I don't care where the
06:59game is. I know it's at the Ben's in Atlanta. Yeah, I'm not sure they can
07:04either. It's three and a half right now. And as you know, whenever whenever
07:09that half gets attached to the three, it's always something to take a little
07:13bit of notice with. And he always got to think about it a little bit harder.
07:17But three and a half, 46 and a half is the total. Very hard to go against the
07:23Chiefs, Scotty. Of course, they've looked very good through the first two
07:26weeks. Yeah, like I feel like the game Monday night was so stunning. I don't
07:32know if they can live up to that again like that. It was so stunning. I don't
07:38think it does. It really mean that Kirk Cousins is unglued now and he's gonna
07:43go out and shred the Chiefs, the world champions who get every call who are on
07:50every primetime game known to man that we get to watch Patrick Mahomes. First
07:55of all, look, I think cousins can play with anybody. He can play with Patrick
08:01Mahomes. I mean, he can. He went right down the field on the on the Eagles and
08:05won the game. In fact, I think he's better than Jalen Hurts. Now, a lot of
08:10people would disagree with that. But to me, Jalen Hurts, the best thing he does,
08:15frankly, is get out of trouble and get first downs running. And I do not
08:21believe that Kirk Cousins is that kind of player. He's a pocket passer under
08:25center and he can sling it all over the field. He's got a great, I think,
08:29sightline and vision. And I think he reads plays perfectly and throws, you
08:35know, perfect passes. He throws ropes. He put up huge numbers in many. He's
08:40already having big performances in Atlanta, you know, Monday night. So I
08:45think they'll be in the game. And that's why that hook is there. I think
08:50they'll be in the game because the cousins and, you know, pits London. They
08:54got players. I think B. John Robinson is exciting. And I think the Falcons
08:58defense is super physical, especially their back end. I think their corners
09:05and safety's hit. They hit hard and they jar balls out of guy's hands. They
09:10did it in Philly the other night and not not Barclay. He just dropped it. But
09:14they jarred balls out of the end. They picked off passes. I think they're, uh,
09:19their secondary means business. And I think they're gonna be in the game.
09:24Well, yeah. And look, if when you think about teams that maybe have given the
09:28chief some problems defensively over these years with my homes and read and
09:31whatnot. Uh, it's teams that have that right. Scotty, physical defenses,
09:37physical secondaries, guys that hit that's and the Bengals did a nice job of
09:43that last week as well. So something to look forward to. Indeed, I'll save
09:46Jacksonville and Buffalo for tomorrow for you because that's not till Monday
09:49night. Anyway, with that game, we'll get you some sound for that. You sent me
09:53this number and I actually saw it this morning as well in terms of the Lions
09:57who are in Arizona on Sunday Lions since November of 2022 after a loss eight
10:06no straight up eight no against the spread. So that's eight consecutive
10:11games after a loss that they have covered and one outright. They are
10:15laying three in the desert against Arizona and a healthy total here, 51
10:19and a half. Listen, I think they're gonna win the game. They lost to the
10:23bucks. They win after losses. They cover after losses. Three is not a big
10:28deal to me. I think Arizona look good. There's no doubt they look good. They
10:34put up 41 points. Harrison looked great. He scored too early and then he took
10:39the rest of the day off. I caught a lot of passes in that first half and I
10:44think Connors good, but I am not buying them that there's some great team
10:49because they want a big game, uh, you know, against the Rams. The Rams are
10:54all kinds of banged up. They beat a team that's crippled and it got even
10:58worse for him after that game with cup going down and more players going down
11:02and safety's going down. So I'm not buying them yet. I mean, I don't deny
11:08that they look good. Cannon is allegedly this good coach allegedly,
11:14but the Lions are legit and they are coming off a loss. I say business trip
11:20special. They go to Arizona and they beat the Cardinals and they cover. I'm
11:25with you on the Lions. Speaking of big dogs this week, how about underdogs of
11:30six or more points? Scotty are eight. No against the spread this year through
11:35two weeks, six or more points. Eight. No. A. T. S. Patriots, Giants, Broncos,
11:40Rams, Commanders all fall into that category. I will tell you, I don't think
11:45that lasts forever. I don't think that's gonna be on. Stay undefeated. That eight.
11:49Yes, with the six or more points.
11:52Yeah, I mean, I'd have to see that graphic again. There's one of them.
11:56They come back. There's a couple of them that stand out to me like the
12:00Giants stand out to me after they scored three touchdowns and that that
12:06stands out to me the most and really, frankly, no other one NFL teams getting
12:11more than 50% of the bets so far this season through two weeks, 11 20 and one.
12:19That is a frosty 36% against the spread so far. So betting against the public
12:27has been the way to go through two weeks of the season.
12:32Well, uh, you know, we talked about it last week. There were so many. I mean,
12:37even, you know, just let's just, for instance, talk Monday night. 90% of the
12:43public was on the Eagles and I bet on the Falcons five and a half and that's
12:48mic drop time. Like, you know, whenever I see 80 or more and every way, it's so
12:55automatic. It's just a done deal. I'll tell you what's a done deal. The sports
12:59book taking everyone's money. That's a done deal. That's what they do. And
13:03whenever I see that, I know what's happening and they are licking their
13:07chops. These sports books to take your money and then they wave all of their.
13:12Oh, do you have a gambling problem? Reach out where our hand is there for
13:17you. We love you. We'll help you. They're so phony ass with that. I've never
13:23seen anything more ridiculous in my life, but they really want just so we're
13:25clear is to take every penny you have and your house and your wife and your
13:30Children and your dog. That's what they want. That's all. That's all they care
13:34about. Trust me, I have friends that work there that tell me all the time
13:40what their job is and their job is to take your money. They certainly
13:46certainly do. That's for sure. How about your money? They don't put those
13:51numbers off and those hooks up for their health. They do it to take all of
13:56your money. Nobody around here likes talking about what they really are up
14:00to at the House of the Holy. Please spare me. You talk about evil. That's
14:05where evil lives down at the sports book
14:09in the past 10 years. How about this one? Oh, and two teams, of course. Oh,
14:13and two teams. Very desperate. Scotty, as you get into week number three. Oh,
14:17and two teams have gone 52 33 and one 80 s in week three. You got a lot of
14:23teams in that scenario this week. Giants, Titans, Colts, Broncos, Panthers,
14:26Ravens, Rams, Jags and Bengals. All the Owen two teams very desperate as they
14:31head into their situations this week. You know, I think the Bengals Jags have
14:37a shot in Buffalo. I don't think they're gonna play horribly in that game. I
14:41think that's gonna end up being a great game. I do think the Ravens have a shot
14:46in Dallas. I saw Dallas, uh, you know, yak all over themselves against the
14:51Saints. What makes me believe they're gonna just what? Turn it around and be
14:55fantastic. I think the Giants that numbers too big. They're scoring
14:58tutties. Uh, they just didn't have a kicker. So I think they're on the verge
15:03of busting one off. And, you know, I'd say the other one that has a shot for
15:09me. There is, believe it or not, the Colts. I think they can actually give
15:13the bears a game and soldier field. I think the bears for me are optional in
15:19terms of do I believe in their offense? No, uh, they can have their moments,
15:24they can have their tutties, they can have their successful plays and passes.
15:28But to me, that's a defensive football team. And I think Richardson can give
15:33them problems and run around and cause difficulty for him. So there are games
15:39this week. I think with certainty, I think you're gonna see a dramatic
15:43change this week and all this, um, you know, giant spreads and all these teams
15:48that suck. They're losing every game they play. That's all, I believe,
15:51coming to an end this week. Some of them will win.
15:56Some of them will win. Uh, and that indie game, Scotty, I know you
15:59mentioned soldier. That game is in, uh, indie this week. Colts are home for
16:03that game against the Bears. So well, it's in Chicago. Yeah. So that's Colts
16:08minus with one and one and a half now at home at Lucas Oil against. Oh, I
16:12really like it. I know. I like the Colts at home this week as well for
16:17that. So we shall see. All right, let me get you a few other things and
16:20then we'll start the baseball. We come back undefeated teams through two
16:23weeks. This is it. This is all that's left, Scotty. Uh, there's only a few
16:26losers at the top. The bills and the Steelers are two and oh Vikings, Texans,
16:31Bucks, Saints, Seahawks, Chiefs and the Chargers. The only undefeated teams
16:35left after two weeks. I think the chiefs are for real. And, you know, I
16:44think the bills and the Texans and Steelers, all those teams are for real.
16:49I think the Buccaneers are legit, but I think legit and for real are two
16:57different islands in the Hawaiian island chain. You know what I mean?
17:00Like I am not buying the Seattle Seahawks and I have yet to, you know,
17:05I know I interviewed john yesterday and played along with the Saints. I've
17:10never been a believer in Allen or car or the Saints in any capacity. I know
17:16we'll be in New Orleans for the Super Bowl and I think the Saints will have
17:20really good reservations at restaurants like the rest of us and nothing else.
17:26Most likely that will be the case. I don't expect him to be there either as
17:31we continue on. All right. Odds to win the A. F. C. Chiefs still the favorite
17:35as we do this on a futures Wednesday plus 2 40. And then you get the Texans
17:40bills, Ravens, Bengals, etcetera. After that, on the A. F. C. Side, I got the
17:45bills at MGM a little higher than the Texans for that one. On the NFC side,
17:51Scotty, of course, it is still the Niners followed by the Lions, Eagles,
17:56Cowboys there for you on the NFC.
18:00Well, I mean, honestly, the, you know, just those teams right there, Packers,
18:05Falcons, Buccaneers, Vikings getting no love whatsoever. The Cowboys still
18:11getting all this love and look, I think they had a bad game, a total throwaway
18:17game. They got when you get scored on, it's almost like that baseball game
18:22today. It was six to nothing. It's like lights out. If you get scored on six
18:26touchdowns in a row at the start of a football game, you are done game over
18:31and they threw in the towel. I watched a fight the other night in Vegas with
18:37Danny Swift Garcia and his dad, his crazy father, Angel, threw in the towel
18:43and the guy got knocked down by Lara. He barely hit him. He gave him like a
18:48little shot that a nose and he went down like he had literally had his liver
18:52taken out of his body and his kidneys and he acted like he died. And then
18:57afterwards, Jim Gray interviewed him and he said, I tried my best. I'm sorry to
19:02everyone that I didn't live up to your expectations, but I tried my best. All
19:05that matters is that I showed up and tried my best. It was embarrassing.
19:10Honestly, like I'm gonna just say it. It was the worst fight I've ever seen in
19:13my life. I've been to 35 years of fights and I saw a guy throwing a towel after
19:19his son barely got tapped. So throwing in the towel, uh, is what happened with
19:24the Cowboys. They quit. They went six times. They threw in the towel. They
19:28just quit. When you're down six scores, it's over. Game over.
19:33Finished. Can't have it. All right, let me try. I'm gonna skip the Super Bowl.
19:37Give me the MVP here after two weeks. It's my home's Alan Stroud hurts on
19:43then Brock Purdy. That's where the odds board is after this one. Of course,
19:47Allen's moved up quite a bit since the start of the season. I don't see any
19:51Saints on there yet, though. Scott, you're gonna get Derek Carr on there
19:54soon. If they win again this week, we'll have to get all the well on the board.
19:58I think the guy for my money, uh, my home's got lucky to beat the Bengals and
20:05the guy Mason for me for the Niners has been the most influential person on
20:09the football field. If I if you ask me at 147 yards and the touchdowns, then
20:14he had 100 yards and a touchdown in back to back games. Everyone thinks
20:19that Christian McCaffrey is is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
20:23Meanwhile, this guy has been carrying the Niners on his back, literally on
20:27his back. Purdy's done nothing. Kittles done a little, but it's been Mason. The
20:32Mason show for me. He's been my MVP, and I hate the 49ers.
20:38I know that you do. Let me have time for the coach. Throw the coach up there
20:42fast. What do they got? I haven't even seen the coach yet. Oh, horrible. Of
20:45course, give it to him now. Harbaugh, Mike McDonald, Kevin O'Connell, Mike
20:49Tomlin, coach of the year. They're the favorites after two. Well, they want
20:52D'Amico Ryan's to get it because of what he's doing with the Texans.
20:56Everyone's new darling in the NFL is the Houston Texans. They've already had
21:01him in prime time. They're gonna be on all the time because they had a good
21:04season, and I think that he's a favorite coach amongst the media.