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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:17Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:22Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:27I'm cap, cap, cap, cap, capping with all of my might.
00:31Yay!
00:37We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin.
00:44Here's your special bulletin and some posters. Bye.
00:47Oh, thank you kindly.
00:49Let me see that, Louisie.
00:51Two convicts have just escaped from the Ballpoint Penitentiary.
00:54When last seen, they were headed your way.
00:56You hear that, Louisie? They's headed your way.
00:59Uh-uh, Hornipot. It says they's headed your way.
01:02Sheriff, they'll probably want my expert help in apprehending these criminals.
01:07Snuffyboy, while I'm gone, I want you to hang these posters.
01:10Clown, sarnet, hanging's too good for them. Let's put them on the chair.
01:15Louisie, here's a description of the criminals so you'll be able to recognize them.
01:20Trigger Happy is six feet three inches tall.
01:23He has short red hair and a long red beard.
01:25His partner, Shell Shocky, is three feet six inches tall.
01:29He has long red hair and a short red beard.
01:31They have a price on their heads.
01:33Approach these men with caution.
01:35They are armed and funny-looking.
01:37Well, see you later.
01:38Oh, good afternoon, gentlemen.
01:40Snuffy, you have a couple of visitors.
01:42I'd love to stay and chat a while, gentlemen, but duty calls. Bye.
01:47Howdy, fellas. What can I do for you?
01:49Well, I...
01:51Oh, a couple of ex-salesmen, eh?
01:54Sorry, fellas, we're full up on axes today.
01:57Besides, I gotta go hang these here posters. See ya.
02:02These criminals sure is funny-looking.
02:05And them salesmen sure look familiar.
02:23Great balls of fire!
02:43Well, that there is the best ax-selling job I ever did see.
02:48You fellas must be plum-tuckered out from all that chopping.
02:51Do you know who we are?
02:52Well, you sure look familiar. What's your names?
02:55My name is Sam Famiglia, and this is my brother Harry Famiglia.
02:59Oh, well, then that explains why you look familiar.
03:03Come on over to my diggings and de-wind yourselves.
03:07Louisa's probably got vittles ready for lunch.
03:11Oh, hi, honey pot. Oh, who's your friend?
03:14Oh, and his friend. Oh, be there any more in there?
03:18There's a couple of ex-salesmen I invited for vittles.
03:22Ain't I seen you fellas somewhere before?
03:25You ever been in jail?
03:27Oh, nope.
03:28Then you ain't never seen us before, lady.
03:30Oh, well, then come on in and set a spell and take a load off on your feet.
03:34I'm fixing up some old, dark stew.
03:40Oh, ain't they the prettiest?
03:42Oh, I've been a-meaning to get me a couple of end-tables like that for years.
03:46Oh, thank you kindly.
03:50Hey, there's a mighty fine gun you got there.
03:54Mind if I take a look at it?
03:56Uh, don't, don't, don't shoot. I surrender.
03:59Yes, you caught us red-handed.
04:03Oh, let's see now.
04:05I need a pinch of porcupine pickles,
04:08dash of sour mashing,
04:11and one head of cabbage.
04:14Help! I can't swim!
04:17I'll save him!
04:19Well, we'll just hang you up here for a minute or two.
04:22All right, lady, drop that con.
04:26All right, Trigger, drop that gun.
04:29Vices! Foiled again!
04:32All right, you, drop that gun.
04:36Doggone!
04:37Now I got the upper hand again.
04:40All right, Trigger, drop that gun.
04:42Oh, no! I ain't falling for that trick again.
04:49Foul play! You told the truth.
04:52Sheriff Tate, I thought you'd never get here.
04:55Come on, you fellers, it's back to ballpoint pen for you.
04:59That's the nicest thing I've heard all day.
05:02For heaven's sake, honeypot,
05:04I know them fellers weren't no good from the start.
05:07They never even took off in their hats when they come in the house.
05:11They couldn't do that, Louisie,
05:13because then you would know who they was.
05:15How come, Sheriff?
05:17Because they had a price on their heads.
05:20Great! Balls of fire!