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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:19Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:24Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:29I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might.
00:33Yay!
00:38Step right up, folks, and meet the world's toughest man.
00:41Loblo Defoe.
00:42I'm offering a $300 purse to any man, woman, or child
00:46who can go three rounds with Loblo Defoe.
00:51You don't look so tough.
00:52Take away them there muscles, and what have you got?
00:55You, Honeypote.
00:57That's right.
00:58I'll bet you I could take him with one hand tied behind.
01:02You probably could,
01:03but I don't think he'll agree to having his hand tied back there.
01:07Knew he were a coward.
01:09In that case, forget the whole thing.
01:11Listen, Snuffy, you don't have to beat him.
01:14All you gotta do is stay in the ring with him for three rounds,
01:16and the $300 purse is ours.
01:19I mean, yours.
01:22What am I gonna do with the purse, anyway?
01:24Why, the fellas down at the club had laughed themselves silly
01:27when I went around with the purse.
01:29Well, you needn't worry about the purse. I'll take care of that.
01:32Well, I don't know.
01:34Step right this way, and we'll get you suited up, boy.
01:38Ladies and gentlemen,
01:40introducing in this corner the slugging sensation of the century,
01:44Loblo Defoe.
01:46And climbing into the ring,
01:48his fearless and weightless, uh, worthy opponent,
01:52Snuffy Smith.
01:54Uh-uh. Pull yourself together, Snuffy boy.
01:57Oh, poor soul.
01:59He forgot to tie his little old shoelaces.
02:02Well, I'll just reach in here and tidy him up a bit.
02:07A feller can get hurt that way.
02:09Hold me back, or I'll kill him dead.
02:12Prepare to get your lumps.
02:18Great balls of fire.
02:20I done knocked him out colder than an Eskimo in an ice house.
02:24Snuffy, you were great.
02:26We're gonna turn pro.
02:27A winner.
02:28I'll take care of everything.
02:33Hey, easiest purse I ever worn.
02:35From now on, I'm gonna listen to you, Barney.
02:38Snuffy boy, you're going to be the next not-so-heavyweight champ.
02:45Chicago.
02:46Snuffy K.O.'s cockeyed Carl.
02:48Tank Town.
02:50Smith smothers Onion O'Toole.
02:52Bevels, Colorado.
02:54Snuffy handles kid gloves.
02:57Snuffy Smith signs to fight Rocky Mountain for title.
03:09You don't look so tough.
03:11Ah, look at that flat head.
03:13And those three legs of yours.
03:15Well, they ain't gonna help you run away neither.
03:17Wait a minute, wait a minute, Snuffy.
03:18That's not Rocky.
03:19That's the stool you're talking to.
03:21That's Rocky over there.
03:23Oh, Barney, that ain't no hooman.
03:26I ain't gonna fight him.
03:28Oh, now, don't worry about a thing, slugger.
03:30As soon as Louisa does a little of her fancy footwork,
03:33you will be the next champ.
03:35Fancy footwork?
03:36What are you talking about, Barney?
03:38I'll take care of it.
03:39Louisa, I think Rocky forgot to tie his shoelaces.
03:44Would you go over and tie them for him, please?
03:47Oh, I'd like to, Barney, but I can't.
03:50You can't? Why not?
03:52Oh, see for yourself.
03:54Zippers?
03:56So long, champ.
03:57Uh, champ.
04:08Oh, no.
04:18Oh, there you are.
04:20Oh, that poor man is just a-drippin' wet.
04:23Oh, I'd better get him his towel.
04:25Go catch him, Rocky.
04:27Murder him.
04:28Oh, beg your pardon.
04:30Uh, that there Mr. Rocky's towel,
04:33can I borrow it just for a spell?
04:35Yes.
04:36Sure.
04:40Rocky's towel has been thrown in.
04:44Rocky's towel has been thrown in.
04:47Ladies and gentlemen, the new champion is Snuffy Smith.
04:52Gee, boys, I coulda handled him if I coulda caught him.
04:58Snuffy, old boy, I knew you could do it, fella.
05:00I just heard the news over the radio.
05:02Well, we did it, boy.
05:03Tell me, which punch was it?
05:05Your left hook or your right jab?
05:06Come on, Snuff, show me.
05:08I intend to show you, Barney, personally.
05:12Oh, now, Snuff, listen.
05:14I can explain.
05:15Help!
05:20Help!