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00:00You
00:20I'm terribly sorry. Miss Luna, please forgive me. What do you think?
00:23It's funny or something bruising my butt right before I subdue the demon Lord
00:27Begging your pardon, but is this even a good idea without the other holy maidens? Excuse me. What are you suggesting?
00:33Are you saying it's too much for me to handle?
00:36No, of course not. You're more than enough on your own
00:40Of course, I am can't let my sister show me out. Well, not forever anyway
00:57My
01:27No
01:57My
02:28Reporting in I've just seen the holy maiden Luna elegant
02:31She's approaching this way on the road sir with an escort of 20 troops
02:36Really? Does that mean she's come here to subjugate us at last?
02:44What a great honor for a holy maiden to come deal with us herself, don't you think I look forward to facing her head-on
02:50Well, actually unless I'm mistaken. It doesn't seem like her target is us moles. Oh
02:57It's
03:02Starting to get dark pretty quickly now. Yeah, that appears to be true. What do you think? Should we camp out here?
03:16Come forth fragment of my intelligence fulfill my need survival goods
03:23Oh
03:25There is no end to the depth of my darkness defense goods now
03:35Believe it or not on their own. They don't achieve much but item combined construct face
03:52You
03:54Have no idea this baby could even withstand an attack from a rocket launcher
03:59You're as good as dead an infinity game unless you camp like this. If you don't it's practically suicidal
04:11I'm just saying it's pretty sturdy. That's all
04:14You're looking at our little home for tonight. Aku. I'm a pretty delicate guy. So there's no way I'm camping under the stars
04:20Already crap like that
04:29Go on relax to give that tired body a wash
04:37Sorry, I get that it's cramped but this is the best I can do for right now
04:42No, it's not what I meant
04:44Just wait and see someday. I'm gonna build an entire hot spring resort and you'll love every single minute of it
04:53How interesting I wonder what a hot spring resort is
04:59Well, it looks like this world has a moon too
05:02What if I gather enough skill points to unlock administrator privileges? Could that help me return to my world?
05:09Although I know that whole system is based off of infinity game and unfortunately, it's not like there's a return to my world command
05:18If being summoned by that idol is what brought me here
05:21Then chances are the only way to return would be to seek out something with a similar type of power
05:27Let's hope I find a clue in the holy capital
05:31But even if I do go back when I still have the same life from before do I still have a job
05:37I bet my manager's pissed
05:44Demon lord, thank you. I washed myself with that sub again
05:53Yep, you don't smell like garbage and sad anymore. Oh my gosh
05:57Do you really mean it? That's the first time anybody has ever said that to me
06:06Are you planning to sleep right there?
06:10Is that okay?
06:14I know you're getting these kind of paternal vibes for me right now, but I'm more like older brother material. I I'm not some old man
06:22Demon lord, I don't really understand. So I think I'm gonna go to sleep
06:28Bring
06:32It on holy maiden and friends we'd silence a crying baby before we'd let you sneak past
06:39Nothing slips under the moles noses
06:46What the hell who are those two
06:49What do you want us to do chief? Well, I'm guessing they're bait
06:53So the moment we attack them the holy maiden and her crew will most likely jump out and ambush us
06:59Should we do nothing and let them go then?
07:01No, we'll get him a quick attack and a quick retreat draw the holy maiden out into unfamiliar terrain
07:13These guys are such a joke, but I'll go ahead and turn off my intercept and auto-attack abilities just in case
07:19Fuck you stand back. I guess I should just take this attack
07:26Huh? Really though under level 30. Do you even grind?
07:31In infinity game only players at the max level of 30 were able to inflict any sort of damage to kunai
07:36So if that holds true here, this guy's no threat
07:41How about if we just skip the hide-and-seek and you show yourself
07:49Oh
07:54Hey there tough guy, I'm chief of the moles call me Oh Wengal and you are that's my manager
08:02What in the world is he doing here?
08:05Sorry, I've been out. I seem to have gotten isekai'd somehow. What are you talking about?
08:11Okay
08:13What the hell I swear it's him quit mumbling to yourself
08:18Just checking you aren't my manager. Aoki
08:22Ha I see you're trying to confuse me now, aren't you? Cuz that's a waste of your time
08:28no, that wasn't my intention, but I
08:32Mean am I going insane or do they look exactly alike?
08:37Considering that trick you just conjured up. I'm taking it. You're a magic user
08:41I've got no obligation to answer that try to ignore us and you'll get hurt
08:46Got it geezer bait. How are you calling geezer?
08:50Seriously, you're older than me. Are you kidding me? If anyone here is sporting an old stank face, it's definitely you
09:03Does she call you a demon lord a diaper baby like you go pretend you're a demon lord in the afterlife
09:16I was right. I knew he had to be a magic user
09:26Okay, what that
09:29Who would have thought I'd go demon lord hunting and end up with a bunch of filthy bandits in the bargain crap
09:35Everything's ruined pull back men retreat
09:38How stupid can you be do you actually think you can get away from me
09:48This girl is a nightmare
09:56Wow
09:57My soul barrier never activated. So this kid is max level to be honest. I wasn't expecting very much out of you
10:06What did you just say that was awfully rude
10:10Anyway, do I not at least get an apology for being attacked without provocation?
10:15Holy maiden dispatching evil is just plain common sense. You should know that. All right, then I'm fine with those being your last words
10:24Seems to me as if you don't have any idea who I am
10:27I'm one of the three holy maidens the golden Luna elegant
10:31Your name's elegant you go around shooting off magic like some kind of maniac way to not live up to the name squirt
10:47Unfortunately gents not a single one of you has any business standing in front of me
11:01I
11:10Don't hold back on those who attack me even if they do happen to be women
11:14Oh
11:29That one was for attacking me and this is for underestimating me, let's see
11:34What else can I think of and this one is frankly because I'm really enjoying this
11:44You
11:56Well, that was a good workout I kind of wonder about the holy maiden spot though, do you think it'll be okay
12:02I'm pretty sure it's already got a split in it. She'll be fine, right? That's not quite what I meant, though
12:08Now that since we've got all this money to blow what would you say to a stay in the city
12:14Really whoever named things in this kingdom needs a kick right in the scrotum
12:39Come on let's buy a bunch of random stuff with all this money
12:45And
12:46Hey, I was acting in self-defense
12:48In fact, it could be argued that I was actually being kind and lenient if this was an arrow gate
12:54We'd be heading for a sex slave route
13:05How much it'll be three coppers for two skewers
13:11Thank you come again
13:15Um, what's this look it's my treat today just eat it and enjoy, okay
13:31This place is just one terrible name after another you think so I've always kind of thought this was a cute name
13:39Welcome
13:40I'd like the best room you've got
13:43Mm-hmm. If you'd like to stay in our premier room, that would cost one gold coin
13:51Demon lord my name's Daman. So it's kind of turned into a joke. Sorry to freak you out like that
13:59Now if you please right, of course, very good sir, I'll go prepare the room
14:05You
14:08Can't call me demon lord in front of people refer to me as your older brother or something
14:17I'm still a young swingin single, dude
14:24Please make yourselves at home. I hope you enjoy your stay
14:27Hmm
14:32Not a bad view if I do say so myself if I'm honest
14:36I'm surprised at how luxurious this place actually is
14:39But of course, I can't let on cuz I've got to keep my cool around Aku
14:49Well, you're easily impressed aren't you this is nothing compared to the castle I'll build befitting my greatness one day
14:57I
14:58Mean, I'm not sure what you're talking about, but it sounds great now then I'm thinking we should definitely treat ourselves to a nice dinner
15:05tonight, but
15:07one order of business first
15:13Dear me, that's one shabby outfit poor thing. I wonder if she's a servant or something
15:20Welcome to you both. Is there anything in particular that you're looking for?
15:24Thanks, yeah, we could use a little help finding this one a new outfit that suits her
15:28I'm not really the best at picking out clothes for people. I'd rather leave that to the pros
15:34Okay, hold on. This one looks like the biggest I'm gonna use this guy
15:43Just so we're clear you're planning to spin that giant gold coin in our establishment is it not enough
15:49Don't be silly. We're at your service. I'll go put something together for you immediately
15:55Hello miss right this way
16:01I'd like to smoke but I'm not seeing any ashtrays
16:05Use my hands. It would be an honor for you to dispose of your ash on my body
16:09Oh, no, that won't be necessary. All I need is an ashtray in a place to sit down
16:14So use me, please sir. It'd be my pleasure for you to sit on my back. What the hell this place is a little scary
16:24I'm sorry to make you wait. I
16:29Don't know do you think this outfit looks okay? Oh
16:34I figured she'd shine up with a bit of polish, but this is such a big transformation
16:41Yeah
16:45Whoa since when did Aku have different colored eyes, how did I miss that?
16:50Maybe I shouldn't mention it though
16:53If you'd like I can also bring you several other options to look over just say the word and it's done
16:59Let's see
17:01Yes, I'll take everything that suits her. I'm sorry, sir. But did you really just say everything?
17:06Yeah, I'll buy it all ladies quick. Bring me the best of everything we have in the young missus size. I
17:13I
17:18Wonder if their father and daughter I
17:20Don't really get that vibe though. Do you I think he must own some land around here or something. I
17:27Heard he paid for her outfit with the giant gold coin without batting an eye
17:31Oh
17:38See that he chose a wine only a true connoisseur would order seems like he's a man of good taste
17:52It seriously feels like I'm dreaming
17:54I
17:57Just can't thank you enough for doing all of this for someone like me
18:02Don't worry about it. Let's just eat before it gets cold. Okay, I do worry about it. It's weird
18:09Why are you being so nice to me? I
18:12Mean, that's a fair question. I wonder what makes me go so far for her
18:19Would you please tell me if there's any way to repay you for your great kindness to me
18:25Anything that you want if it's something I can do then I'll do it for you
18:31Did you really just offer to do anything I want?
18:39Even Lord
18:45Are you stupid do you want to die? I think you're forgetting that money's mine now you offered it to me as an apology
18:55Thank you
18:57Okay, no need to mess yourself, why don't you sit down and join us we wouldn't want to disturb the other guests now
19:03What way?
19:07Well, do you want to be disciplined again
19:16Glad to see you know how to be reasonable
19:19Everyone I'd like to apologize for causing that commotion if you'd allow me
19:25I'd like to make it up to you all by treating each table to a bottle of wine with my compliments
19:31Yeah, he seems like a really upstanding guy Garcon something nice for the little lady
19:38It's my treat so have as much as you'd like
19:41Jerk or like it's my treat, right?
19:45I'm so sorry. Holy maiden
19:48But the demon lord isn't actually a bad person, you know, what's wrong with you?
19:52There's no such thing as a good demon lord. I
19:58Guess it's true. You can be so kind sometimes but you can also be me. I always act like a perfect gentleman
20:06It's just that I'm picky about who I treat nicely
20:11The holy maiden is actually a very important person demon lord
20:19Well, I guess I can't carry her on my back with the dress on so
20:25Okay, I've changed my mind you're mostly kind
20:41What's the problem can't you just camp somewhere whatever happened to your troop said little Luna
20:49Really why would you do that?
20:52Because I didn't want to put them in any more danger for no good reason
20:56So you thought it might be a good time for us to hang out
21:00Demon lord, sorry, but could you please be a little bit nicer to the holy maiden? All right, then here
21:10What is it? Is there something else that you want?
21:15I'll let the two of you stay in this room with me. You sure your head's on straight
21:20Well, you reserved the room with my money didn't you I'd say it's only proper that I'm allowed to sleep in it
21:26Oh, wow. I think she might have you there demon lord
21:29Sister we've almost reached the city. Oh dear that shitty brat. She's gonna regret causing me trouble
21:59I wish I could go back
23:00You
23:18Okay, favorite old-school games I'll start
23:21Shin boys definitely got to be on the list an open world in a time like that was just amazing
23:26With motion capture and fully voiced in PCs in the city, too
23:30Not to mention having a full game cycle of morning noon and night. It was so sick
23:35It's making me want to play again loved it
23:38Demon lord, I have no idea what you're talking about
23:41Next time demon lord retry episode 3 killer Queen