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00:00Delivery!
00:10Delivery!
00:14Hey!
00:17Hey! Delivery!
00:20Delivery! Delivery!
00:22Delivery!
00:25Hello! Hi!
00:26Delivery!
00:29Delivery! Delivery!
00:30What delivery?
00:31Is this your own delivery that you are shouting so much?
00:34Delivery! Delivery!
00:35What is this?
00:36Look, sir!
00:38Sir! Sir! Sir!
00:39I am not in a mood for jokes right now.
00:41Do you think you have come from another channel?
00:44On this channel, everyone is in a mood for jokes.
00:49Wow, sir! Wow!
00:50You are very funny.
00:51Hold these things and give me my money.
00:53Who ordered this?
00:54What is this?
00:55I want to drink popcorn.
00:57Wow! Wow!
00:58My stuff has arrived.
01:01Wow! Wow!
01:03My stuff has arrived.
01:04Thank you for the gift, Kapoor Sharma.
01:06Gift?
01:07Who ordered this?
01:08You are my younger sister-in-law.
01:09How can I give you a gift?
01:12Since when have you started eating popcorn?
01:14You mongoose!
01:15Give him money.
01:16Give him money.
01:17You are a strange friend.
01:18People give their life for friendship.
01:19Can't you give a bill?
01:22What is this?
01:23Listen to me.
01:25You have heard all the sayings.
01:27You have heard all the sayings.
01:28You have heard all the sayings.
01:29You have heard all the sayings.
01:30You have heard all the sayings.
01:31You have heard all the sayings.
01:32You will give one money.
01:33He will give you 10 lakhs.
01:34Wow!
01:37Sir! Sir! Sir!
01:38What?
01:39I think this man is very shameless.
01:40You give him money.
01:41Hello!
01:42Who did you call shameless?
01:43How much money do you have?
01:44I will slap you.
01:45Sir, 5000 rupees.
01:465000?
01:47What did you say earlier?
01:48Shameless.
01:49That is fine.
01:51He is calling himself cheap.
01:53Did you see?
01:54He is shameless.
01:57Search shameless on Google.
01:59His photo comes before Deepika Padukone.
02:03Tell me one thing.
02:05Are you angry because I am shameless?
02:07Or because I come before Deepika Padukone?
02:12Why are you angry?
02:14I am angry because the government has punished such people.
02:18Otherwise his beating should be under Jan Kalyan Yojana.
02:21His behavior is like that.
02:23I can't tell you.
02:24He behaves like this.
02:25I will tell you.
02:26His sister was getting married.
02:27He came in front of the car.
02:28He doesn't throw coins.
02:29He threw hot coins.
02:32So that no one steals.
02:33Then he was sitting there.
02:34I said what are you doing?
02:35He said let it cool down.
02:36I have to pick up all the coins.
02:39When he threw the coins.
02:41He ate a 5 rupee coin goat.
02:43Then?
02:44He was behind him.
02:45He went to the mutton shop.
02:46He said is this goat yours?
02:47He said yes.
02:48He said how much did you spend?
02:49He said 200 rupees for a kilo of mutton.
02:50He said invest it in 155.
02:51I gave him an advance.
02:54He is such a bad man.
02:56Son-in-law.
02:57Son-in-law.
02:59Son-in-law.
03:02Son-in-law.
03:03Son-in-law call the doctor quickly.
03:05Call the doctor.
03:06It's been half an hour.
03:08I am not feeling hungry.
03:09I don't want to eat anything.
03:10No.
03:11The potato fritters that you ate half an hour ago.
03:13I can see potatoes here.
03:15You don't feel hungry.
03:16Shameless.
03:17Disgusting.
03:19I have never seen more hungry people in my life.
03:22Why?
03:23Have you stopped looking in the mirror?
03:26What are you doing?
03:28Who is it?
03:29He is here.
03:30I have been eating since 2 years.
03:32You have been eating in your son-in-law's house for 50 years.
03:34I am 40 years old.
03:36How can I be 50?
03:37In the next 10 years you won't be able to pay the bill.
03:44Tell me.
03:45If you don't pay the bill, you can ask for it from your son-in-law.
03:47Sir.
03:48Please clear my bill.
03:49I have to deliver somewhere else.
03:51Please.
03:52How much is your bill?
03:53Rs. 5000.
03:54I will give you Rs. 10,000.
03:55Put both of them in the sack.
03:56And deliver them to the sea on the way.
03:57Get lost from here.
03:58Kappu Sharma.
03:59There has never been a sea that can drown Raju.
04:06He is right.
04:07The waves don't push a man out.
04:09They push him out and make waves.
04:11Shut up.
04:13He is such an insult.
04:16Wait a minute.
04:17We are talking about our house.
04:18Why are you laughing?
04:19Take your stuff and leave.
04:20I don't have to pay the bill.
04:22I have to deliver somewhere else.
04:23Shut up.
04:26Wow.
04:28Tell me.
04:29While we are here,
04:30other people are making fun of my son-in-law.
04:32Shame on us.
04:34Sorry, son-in-law.
04:35I said it by mistake.
04:38Why don't you leave the house by mistake?
04:41What are you looking at?
04:42Son-in-law.
04:43Don't insult me in front of outsiders.
04:44Hello.
04:46Who is an outsider?
04:47We have been eating in each other's house since childhood.
04:50Don't talk nonsense.
04:51In each other's house?
04:52Yes.
04:53He is the one.
04:54Who was the other one?
04:55This?
04:56Such a shameless man.
04:57He is sick.
04:58The doctor has prescribed him
04:59that he has to eat at home.
05:01He says, cut the house.
05:02Write Kappu's house.
05:04There is no such concept in our house.
05:06Son-in-law.
05:07He is of our breed.
05:09Raju was my son in my previous birth.
05:13I am not born in a mango tree.
05:16I would rather be born in a monkey's house.
05:20You have such bad habits.
05:22Why did you have to peel a banana in front of the guests?
05:27Why do you behave like this?
05:28Kappu.
05:29There is a mall behind.
05:30Yes.
05:32There is an exchange offer going on.
05:34I think you should give it to your mother-in-law
05:35and get a pressure cooker.
05:36At least she can boil potatoes.
05:38I see.
05:39You are getting a pressure cooker in my exchange.
05:41You won't even get a press cooker seat in your exchange.
05:45You are Kappu's mother-in-law.
05:46That's why I don't talk to you.
05:47If I had a mother-in-law,
05:48I would have told you.
05:50You would have a mother-in-law
05:52when someone would have married you off.
05:55Isn't it?
05:58Mr. Archana.
05:59I came to meet the girl's family.
06:00He asked me if I would like to have a cold drink.
06:01I said no.
06:02He said he would like to have a stick.
06:03And he came to me.
06:06You told him, didn't you?
06:07I didn't tell him this.
06:08I told him the other one.
06:09When he went to meet the girl,
06:12the girl's family got angry with their dog.
06:13They said, they have trained you so much
06:14and yet you are sitting inside.
06:15Why didn't you bite the gate?
06:19Go and do your work.
06:21He went to meet the girl, didn't he?
06:22Hold on.
06:23He didn't go to meet the girl.
06:24I brought my own daughter to show her.
06:26And that too, happily.
06:28Now tell me.
06:29Tell me.
06:32You have given the girl a lot of money.
06:35He is a big Siddharth Malhotra.
06:38Sorry. Sorry, son-in-law.
06:39Sorry. Sorry.
06:40I had to give him some answer.
06:41That's why I blurted it out.
06:43Otherwise, you know.
06:44I am always on your side.
06:47Sir.
06:48Your parcel has arrived.
06:49Yes. Yes.
06:50Parcel.
06:52What did I order now?
06:53What did I order now?
06:55I didn't order anything.
06:56Son-in-law.
06:57Son-in-law.
06:58I ordered this.
06:59Beauty products.
07:00Makeup products.
07:01For glow.
07:02Hold on.
07:03Rs. 35,000.
07:04Brother.
07:05You ordered beauty products.
07:06For glow on the face.
07:07Apply this holder on the face.
07:10You will get glow.
07:12Wow.
07:16Rs. 35,000.
07:17I didn't pay.
07:18Rs. 35,000.
07:21I am fed up of paying you.
07:23Wow.
07:24Rs. 35,000 on the face.
07:26You have to order beauty products worth Rs. 35,000.
07:30What did you say?
07:31Beauty products worth Rs. 35,000.
07:32This beauty product worth Rs. 12.5.
07:35No. No.
07:38Look, brother.
07:39The face is worth Rs. 12.5.
07:41The rest is worth Rs. 12.5.
07:42Apply it on these flowers.
07:43Hold on.
07:44Hold on.
07:45I had to come.
07:46Why did you order all this?
07:47Tell me.
07:48I was getting married.
07:49For that.
07:50I have adopted both of you.
07:53Go and ask your husband for money.
07:54No. No.
07:55Son-in-law.
07:56Last time I went to get cold drink.
07:57Then what happened?
07:58I became a fool.
07:59Oh.
08:00Wow.
08:03You give the money this time.
08:04Kapil.
08:05Don't you dare give the money.
08:07Look.
08:08Today you have to choose between mother-in-law and friend.
08:11Oh.
08:12Okay. I have chosen.
08:13I don't want both.
08:14You also leave.
08:15Go.
08:16Son-in-law.
08:17You are forgetting.
08:18We have given you our daughter.
08:19Do one thing.
08:20Take his daughter also.
08:21Come on.
08:23Son-in-law.
08:24I have seen such sons-in-law.
08:25Who are gifting a bungalow worth Rs. 35 crores for their mother-in-law.
08:28I have also seen such sons-in-law.
08:29Who push their mother-in-law in the canal.
08:30I will find you.
08:34Sir.
08:35Give our money.
08:36It's time for Boney.
08:37One minute.
08:38What time for Boney?
08:39I will tell you.
08:40What will be better than this Boney?
08:42That you came on the show.
08:44Yes.
08:46Yes.
08:49Do you know?
08:50Our son-in-law is such a big celebrity.
08:52In America people are buying tickets worth lakhs to see him.
08:56Yes.
08:59You have spent Rs. 33,000.
09:01You have Rs. 65,000 left.
09:03Take that out.
09:04Are you taking it out or not?
09:05I am taking it out.
09:06Yes.
09:09Thank God.
09:10His shoe didn't come out.
09:12Shut up.
09:13Yes.
09:14Yes.
09:15What do you want now?
09:16Is this my exit?
09:17No.
09:18This is not your exit.
09:19Come here.
09:20Say your line and go.
09:21I will not give you food.
09:22This is my make-up parcel.
09:23What happened?
09:26Son-in-law.
09:27My first make-up parcel is incomplete.
09:33You must be very happy.
09:34In this happiness get me something to eat.
09:37Don't you feel ashamed?
09:38When you came you were like a bowl.
09:40Now you have become like a pan.
09:44Son-in-law, when I have become like a pan..
09:46..then get me paneer.
09:50Kappu Sharma.
09:52Get me four naans.
09:55Should I put it here?
09:56No, put it inside.
09:58Son-in-law.
09:59I am not feeling hungry since half an hour.
10:01I had come to call the doctor.
10:04Insolent people.
10:05You are spoiling my jogging.
10:24Wow.
10:29Thank you for your love.
10:33Please be seated.
10:36Friends, today is the finale episode of our season.
10:40You have given so much love.
10:41Thank you, brother.
10:42Sony TV has given so much love.
10:44And Sony TV has given Rs. 5000 per laughter..
10:46..along with love to Ms. Archana.
10:50She goes home and calculates every day.
10:51Today I have laughed for Rs. 6.5 lakhs.
10:55She has become so used to it..
10:56..that if someone tells her a joke at a party..
10:58..she asks for Rs. 2000.
11:00That man says..
11:01..ma'am, you had a cough in between..
11:02..so deduct Rs. 200 from it.
11:04I mean..
11:07Jokes apart, we started this show 10 years ago.
11:10The years have changed.
11:11The channel has changed.
11:12Some artists have also changed.
11:14But if nothing has changed..
11:15..then it is your love.
11:16Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
11:17Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
11:20Thank you so much for your love.
11:22All my boats have sunk.
11:25Dinesh's scooter has also become loan-free.
11:28I mean to say, everyone's loans have sunk.
11:30And one artist's boat was not sinking..
11:31..and he came in the running season.
11:37And what do I say about Kiku?
11:39He is such a lovely person.
11:40If the channel asks for a discount..
11:42..he would give a 10% discount.
11:43But he does the episode 100%.
11:45He doesn't have an ego.
11:46He just has a bank balance, Kiku.
11:49Kiku, you see..
11:50..you are such a great actor.
11:51You have become a lady so many times.
11:53When he gets on the metro..
11:54..the ladies get up from their seats.
11:55Come, ma'am.
11:57My friend, Rajeev.
11:58A big round of applause for him.
12:03Sit. Sit. You are not getting an Oscar.
12:06He is a great artist, Rajeev.
12:08You haven't seen his entire talent yet..
12:10..because his maximum is cut.
12:14So..
12:16Oh, my God!
12:17But he is very hardworking.
12:18He is very hardworking.
12:19He has done so many things in this season.
12:20He has come as Pushpa..
12:21..Silver Statue..
12:22..Mithunda..
12:23..and Shahrukh.
12:24He has decided..
12:25..that he will keep trying..
12:26..until he gets better.
12:29Similarly, we have Shumona.
12:30She has been with us for 10 years.
12:36The good thing about her is that..
12:38..she learns every day.
12:40But she doesn't apply.
12:41That's her nature.
12:45And among us..
12:46..we have Manju.
12:47A big round of applause for her.
12:48She is a great actress.
12:52She is such a great actor..
12:54..that she remembers..
12:56..where to forget.
12:59Atul sir is a great actor.
13:03Atul sir was telling me that..
13:04..in the show, you told me..
13:05..that you have nine children.
13:07He said, if my wife was good..
13:08..he would have accepted 12 too.
13:09But he..
13:14And Mr. Vikalp is sitting here.
13:15A big round of applause for him too.
13:17Look at this.
13:21Mr. Akshay has gifted this to us.
13:23He said, I am always busy.
13:24I can't come everywhere.
13:25So use this.
13:28A big round of applause for our team.
13:33But this season has been..
13:34..amazing, Ms. Archana.
13:35Do you know..
13:36..how many talented people..
13:37..have come from different fields?
13:39Not just them..
13:40..but motivational speakers..
13:41..RJs of radio..
13:42..YouTube content creators..
13:43..all of them came to our show..
13:44..and gave us a big round of applause.
13:45The season was memorable.
13:46We just had to call one person..
13:48..our dear Mr. Sidhu.
13:54So..
13:56And friends, after this episode..
13:57..we are going to USA.
13:58Archana, you are also going there, right?
14:00Where?
14:01To look for a job.
14:04I am just joking, Archana.
14:05Look..
14:06..a person who is working..
14:07..has only one job.
14:08But the people who work..
14:10..they have 50 jobs.
14:12You see, sometimes..
14:13..in our country, there are many people..
14:14..who count the boxes..
14:15..when a train leaves.
14:16One, two, three, four..
14:18These are senior workers.
14:19Some are junior workers.
14:21When a bridge is being built..
14:22..they start counting the stairs.
14:23One, two, three, four..
14:25When there are more workers..
14:26..they start counting the stairs.
14:28I have seen big workers.
14:30There are so many workers..
14:31..that when a dog is walking on the road..
14:32..they start following it.
14:34Where is it going?
14:35The dog is a dog.
14:36It comes back.
14:38Then they think..
14:39..that it didn't come.
14:41It didn't come.
14:46I have seen so many times..
14:47..that when ants are walking..
14:48..they form a line..
14:49..and block their way.
14:51And the poor ants..
14:52..go around and do this.
14:54I don't know what they do.
14:56Sometimes water falls on the table..
14:57..and they make a way..
14:58..with their fingers.
14:59Where does it fall?
15:01Look, Archana..
15:02..I have told you 50 jobs.
15:03Do whatever you like.
15:04So..
15:08Look, these days..
15:09..it's the OTT era.
15:10The web series people..
15:11..don't let it be empty.
15:12One series ends..
15:13..and a new season starts.
15:14There was a great series called..
15:15..Night Manager.
15:16Now there is a new part.
15:17A big round of applause for all of you.
15:18Please welcome..
15:19..our favourite..
15:20..evergreen..
15:21..not just green..
15:22..everbeach..
15:23..everblue..
15:24..colourful superstar..
15:25..Mr. Anil Kapoor.
15:31The handsome boy..
15:32..Mr. Aditya Roy Kapoor.
15:35Mr. Ravi Behar.
15:37Sobita Dhulipala..
15:38..and Tilotma Shroff.
15:41Welcome, Tilotma.
15:46God bless you.
15:51A big round of applause..
15:52..for the entire team of..
15:53..Night Manager.
15:57Mr. Anil, last time..
15:58..you came for Jukjuk Jio.
15:59That was the last episode..
16:00..of our season.
16:01You have come today.
16:02Today is also the last episode..
16:03..of our season.
16:04Are you a fan of the finale..
16:05..or do you enjoy making others..
16:06..stop working?
16:08Mr. Anil loves us a lot..
16:09..and his energy is such..
16:10..that it gives life to the show.
16:12Otherwise, no one would dare..
16:13..to make Aditya laugh.
16:15Laugh, man.
16:16Jokes apart.
16:17Aditya Roy's..
16:18..own energy is like this.
16:19Otherwise, no one would dare..
16:20..to make Sobita and Tilotma laugh.
16:23See, this is how we are.
16:24We make fun of each other.
16:25We don't get subsidies from outside.
16:27So, we will talk like this.
16:28Welcome to the show.
16:29Welcome.
16:34Okay, look at Mr. Anil's look..
16:36..in Night Manager.
16:37He is always amazing.
16:38Whether he is in a suit..
16:39..or a night suit.
16:40Sir, you were getting..
16:41..very international vibes.
16:42I have seen it.
16:43International vibes.
16:44Seriously, sir.
16:45Sir, I wasn't in a night suit.
16:46I mean..
16:47It's the same.
16:48Whether you are in a suit..
16:49..or a night suit.
16:50I mean, you were getting..
16:51..very international vibes..
16:52..in the series, sir.
16:53You were looking amazing.
16:54You spent a lot of money.
16:55Yes.
16:56You were using a helicopter..
16:57..to go from here to there.
16:59Our artists are still..
17:00..asking for a lift..
17:01..from the truck drivers.
17:03So, sir, you are wearing..
17:05..such stylish clothes.
17:07Yes.
17:08Was it the script's demand..
17:09..or was it your demand..
17:10..after reading the script..
17:11..that I should wear such clothes?
17:12It was my demand.
17:13You are looking very hot, sir.
17:14Thank you, sir.
17:16I..
17:19I did a film with Mr. Salman.
17:21Yes.
17:22So, when I got the clothes bill..
17:24..it was enough.
17:25Yes.
17:26So, he said..
17:27..I have never got..
17:28..so many clothes bills..
17:29..in my entire career.
17:32It happens, sir.
17:33I said, you are such a good looking..
17:34..handsome man.
17:35You are such a good looking..
17:36..handsome man.
17:37You look good..
17:38..only in jeans and t-shirt.
17:39Give me some clothes.
17:40Sir, you are saying this..
17:41..so that I can praise you again.
17:42Sir, what do you think?
17:46Anil sir did Thar in 2022..
17:48..in which he was trapped..
17:49..in the dry desert.
17:51Then he was doing..
17:52..extra marital affairs..
17:53..in Jog-Jog Jio in Punjab.
17:55Now, you see..
17:56..in Night Manager..
17:57..in exotic locations..
17:58..we got to see..
17:59..his romantic avatar.
18:00Sir, is this just a coincidence..
18:02..or were your lips..
18:03..dry while doing Thar?
18:06You are compensating..
18:07..for this.
18:09You are absolutely right.
18:10In Thar..
18:12..obviously..
18:13..it was a dry role.
18:14So, I insisted the director..
18:16..and the writer..
18:17..that there should be..
18:18..a romantic scene..
18:19..with Sobita.
18:20No, but it was..
18:21..an amazing series, sir.
18:24We have heard..
18:25..a thing.
18:26I don't know how true it is..
18:27..that in the first Night Manager..
18:28..Anil sir didn't want..
18:29..to play a negative role.
18:31Then when the producers..
18:32..told him his positive side..
18:33..that your girlfriend..
18:34..would be Sobita..
18:35..he didn't even read the script.
18:36He said, yes, I'll do it.
18:38Sir, how true is this lie?
18:40100 percent.
18:41Oh, God!
18:43Sir, keep it up.
18:48And in reality..
18:49..this is such an amazing series..
18:50..in which Anil sir..
18:51..and Sobita's relationship..
18:52..I mean..
18:56..their chemistry..
18:57..is amazing.
19:00Sobita, you are looking..
19:01..very pretty.
19:02You have been on our show..
19:03..for a long time.
19:04Do you know that..
19:05..the character Nobita in Doraemon..
19:06..is very famous among kids.
19:07Yes, Nobita.
19:08Sobita is very famous..
19:09..among young people.
19:10You are doing a great job.
19:12She has always come..
19:13..on our show with four people.
19:14Last time she came..
19:15..with the PS1 team.
19:16Yes.
19:17This time also..
19:18..she comes with four people..
19:19..in the Night Manager team.
19:20What do you think..
19:21..if I go alone..
19:22..what will the four people think?
19:24You should come alone..
19:25..on our show sometimes.
19:26I mean, it feels good.
19:27Yes.
19:28Next time, yeah.
19:29Hopefully, next time.
19:30Wow!
19:32Very good.
19:34Aditya, what was..
19:35..more difficult for you..
19:36..in the Night Manager team?
19:37To play your character..
19:38..or to look young..
19:39..in front of Mr. Kapoor?
19:40That's what it is.
19:47It was tough.
19:48But I got practice in Malang..
19:49..so I got a chance to..
19:50..you know, know how it's done.
19:52But still, I failed.
19:53What to do?
19:54No, no, no.
19:55I failed, sir.
19:56No, no, no.
19:57I failed, sir.
19:58Mr. Tilotma was saying..
19:59..that as I was saying the dialogue..
20:00..she forgot to speak the dialogue.
20:01No, no, no.
20:02No, no, no.
20:03What happened was..
20:04..a journalist was asking me..
20:06..that Aditya Roy Kapoor..
20:07..is so good-looking.
20:08I said, yes.
20:09So, when you were..
20:10..acting with him..
20:11..you must have forgotten the lines.
20:13I said, no.
20:14I'm not that good-looking..
20:15..that I forget my lines.
20:18What do you mean?
20:19Say it.
20:22But, Aditya, you see..
20:24..Bachelor is a handsome boy.
20:25Yes.
20:26So many girls have a crush on him.
20:27Look, in his last film..
20:29..he was misguiding the police.
20:31In this series, he is misguiding Anil sir.
20:33So, the five girls sitting behind Archana..
20:35..want to know..
20:37..if they have any expectations from you..
20:38..or are you misguiding them as well?
20:40I mean..
20:41Keep it.
20:42What?
20:43You should keep it.
20:44So, you can keep your expectations.
20:47Tilotma, you have seen him..
20:49..in different web series and films.
20:50He is such a great actor.
20:51Mind-blowing.
20:52Wow, thank you.
20:53Tilotma, I saw one of your series.
20:55I forgot the name.
20:56The one where you hit people with a hammer.
20:57Yes.
20:58What are you saying?
20:59I hated your character.
21:00Yes.
21:01It's a compliment for you.
21:02Yes, thank you.
21:03I mean, you have done such a great job.
21:04Yes.
21:05Tilotma, your name is lovely.
21:06In Tilotma..
21:07..how many Tilos do you have?
21:10It's a unique name.
21:12Tilotma has won..
21:13..the best actor award for film sir..
21:14..in Brussels International Festival.
21:16In UK-Asia Film Festival..
21:18..he has won the best actor award..
21:19..for film Rahagir.
21:21And today, it's amazing.
21:22In Kapil Sharma's show..
21:28What would you like to say..
21:29..about this success?
21:31Look, I am a desi.
21:33So, I am getting respect here.
21:35So, I got everything.
21:36How sweet.
21:38Thank you for coming, Tilotma.
21:44Hello, sir.
21:47Hello.
21:48Two cups of tea.
21:49One for me.
21:51Oh, sorry.
21:52I didn't see you in good clothes.
21:53Sorry.
21:55Hello, sir.
21:56Hello.
21:57Hello, sir.
21:58Hello, ma'am.
21:59I am your night manager.
22:00Any problem?
22:01Yes, you.
22:03You are our problem.
22:05Your family keeps you at home.
22:06How did the night manager keep you?
22:09Have some manners.
22:10Yes.
22:11Today, I am inspired by Aditya Rai Kapoor..
22:12..and became the night manager.
22:17Just like handsome.
22:18You should have been inspired by..
22:19..Sobita Dhulipala and washed your face.
22:24Anil sir, your friends come here..
22:25..and praise you a lot.
22:27And this is one of my friends.
22:28Not just one, I am your only friend.
22:30The rest have banned you.
22:32The rest have trained their kids..
22:34..to spit in their tea whenever uncle comes.
22:40Sir, I don't want to keep him as a friend.
22:41Anil sir, I have a request.
22:43If you have a rich friend in the town..
22:46..then give me one such friend.
22:47In the town, auto and this face..
22:48..both are banned.
22:49First of all.
22:52Aditya, you lift 100 kgs in the gym..
22:53..and this is 65 kgs.
22:54Why don't you lift it and take it somewhere?
22:57I want to tell you something.
22:58Do you know that when you enter..
22:59..all the cameramen go for tea?
23:02We don't shoot anything of yours.
23:03Oh, God!
23:04We do it among ourselves.
23:05That's why I am thinking..
23:06..I have been doing this show for so many days.
23:08Why don't people recognise me?
23:13I don't know what problem he has.
23:14He has to come to this show.
23:15I have made him do so many good things.
23:17I have found a job for you.
23:19It's going to rain.
23:20Frogs jump.
23:21They have pain in their knees.
23:23You have to find the knees of the frogs..
23:24..and give them a massage.
23:25Oh, my God!
23:26If you don't like it, then tell me.
23:28No, no.
23:29Your frogs are from Bangkok..
23:30..that I have to give them a massage.
23:34You have one more job.
23:35Yes.
23:36It's a government job.
23:37Yes.
23:38Have you seen the ceiling?
23:39Yes.
23:40Fishes come out of it.
23:41Yes.
23:42You have to put a fast tag on it..
23:43..so that it gives you a toll.
23:44So, say yes.
23:45I will get you a job.
23:47Mr. Anil, he gives me such weird jobs.
23:49Do you know what he was saying to me the other day?
23:50He was saying..
23:51..that the old man's frogs..
23:52..have less grip.
23:53So, they fall down.
23:54You have to put a parachute on them.
23:56What a bad job he has done.
23:58Bad?
23:59Give me a good job.
24:00We are running such a big show.
24:01Give me a job in the show.
24:02I will give you a job in the show.
24:03All the senior citizens..
24:04Yes, yes.
24:05..their knees get cold because of the AC.
24:06Yes.
24:07You have to warm their feet with your mouth.
24:08Yes.
24:10I give you a job.
24:11He doesn't do it.
24:12Mr. Anil, I am on your side.
24:14Do you think such a handsome man..
24:15..will do such a job?
24:16Does it look good?
24:18Now, he has said something..
24:19..that will get me thrashed.
24:20He is a handsome man.
24:21He went to see a girl.
24:22His parents said..
24:23..we are very open-minded.
24:25You can say it openly.
24:26Don't be shy.
24:27You can say anything.
24:28She said..
24:29..get out.
24:30He pushed her.
24:33He went to see the girl.
24:34The girl's father gave him extra money.
24:35He said..
24:36..let the marriage take place.
24:37He said..
24:38..I haven't seen the girl.
24:39He said..
24:40..the girl has seen you from above.
24:41He is paying the rent to come back.
24:44On the wedding night..
24:45..his wife got him hot water.
24:46She got him hot milk.
24:47She said..
24:48..wash your face.
24:52Don't talk to me.
24:53There are so many big people.
24:54I have come to talk to them.
24:55When there are so many big people..
24:56..why did you bring such a small face?
24:58Let me talk to them.
25:00I will do something.
25:01Sir, I have a hotel here.
25:03So, I am the night manager there.
25:05I get good guests.
25:06I want to introduce you.
25:07So, if you come next time..
25:08..please come to my hotel.
25:09Okay.
25:10Okay?
25:11Miracle.
25:12Miracle.
25:13Miracle.
25:15Amazing.
25:16Amazing.
25:17Mr. Anil is here.
25:22Hello, Mr. Majnu.
25:24Hello.
25:25He is getting younger day by day.
25:26I think he has a scheme.
25:31In 21 days..
25:32..his youth doubles.
25:37But sir..
25:39..because of you..
25:41..today's generation..
25:42..will never get to see three things.
25:45Dinosaur.
25:46Alien.
25:47And Mr. Anil's tummy.
25:51Mr. Aditya..
25:52..even you are not good in fitness.
25:54You have an amazing fitness.
25:55But let me tell you one thing.
25:58I..
26:03I..
26:04..like Kunal Roy Kapoor's fitness more.
26:08I mean..
26:09He has it.
26:10He has amazing six packs.
26:11Even his shirt..
26:12What?
26:13What are you saying?
26:14I am burning Kapoor with Kapoor.
26:20We start with the real Mr. Akshay.
26:22By the end of the season, our budget..
26:24You..
26:28Look, everyone is promoting him.
26:30You promote my hotel.
26:32He needs renovation.
26:37Sounds like him.
26:38Yes.
26:39He has a great body.
26:41I have lost my mind.
26:43Mr. Anil..
26:44A spider comes..
26:45..puts a net on him and leaves.
26:48A spider comes to his hotel..
26:49..slaps him and leaves.
26:54Mr. Ravi..
26:55In his room..
26:56..there is such a cheap and cheap room..
26:58..that even rats dance in his room.
27:00Sir, you tell me.
27:01It's a room worth Rs. 600.
27:02Yes.
27:03Rats will dance in that room.
27:04What else?
27:05Even a peacock will dance in that room.
27:07The way you saw..
27:08..there was no need for Nora Fateh in this joke.
27:11But he wants Nora Fateh.
27:13He wants Nora Fateh.
27:18It's fun.
27:20There is no need to have fun.
27:22Mr. Aditya, shall I tell you?
27:23His hotel is the worst.
27:25Because no one sleeps at 9 in the night.
27:27No one wakes up at 4 in the morning.
27:28What kind of a hotel is this?
27:29You wake up at 4.
27:30Even the sun rises at 6 in our hotel.
27:33You wake up at 4.
27:34Even the sun rises at 6 in our hotel.
27:36Yes, I have put up a petition.
27:38The sun will rise at 4 after two days.
27:41But I won't wake up my guests.
27:42They come here to relax.
27:43What kind of relax?
27:44What kind of relax?
27:45You check out till 12.
27:47Then how will people relax?
27:49How will they wake up early?
27:50Check out till 4 in the morning.
27:52Then see how people wake up at 3.30 in the morning.
27:57If you had to do it among yourselves..
27:58..then you should have done it behind.
27:59Why did you come in front?
28:01I came in front.
28:06Sir, let me tell you.
28:08They have installed a TV in every room.
28:10They have removed the TV from every room.
28:11Really?
28:12Yes.
28:13What have they installed there?
28:14CCTV.
28:16So how will the guests have fun?
28:18The guests won't have fun.
28:19But the people who will watch the footage outside..
28:21..they will have a lot of fun.
28:26Anil sir, what happened is..
28:27..it's 10 o'clock.
28:28So they are talking like this.
28:29Actually, they sleep at 9 o'clock.
28:30You are one hour late.
28:31You are talking about the real one.
28:33I sleep at 12 or 1 o'clock..
28:34..watching the reels.
28:39Don't irritate me now.
28:41I don't want to stay in your hotel.
28:42Return the money I gave you.
28:44I will leave.
28:45Give me Rs. 5 lakhs.
28:47You said Rs. 5000.
28:48I do what I say.
28:51I definitely do what I don't say.
28:55Enjoy the night, manager.
28:57I will leave now, sir.
28:59It's time for my boxing.
29:01My boxing bag is also ready.
29:03Where is it?
29:05I will tell you. Come.
29:06No, no. I will tell you.
29:08Come.
29:15We have clicked some photos..
29:16..that you post on social media for your fans.
29:18I want to show you.
29:19Please have a look.
29:21Here you go, sir.
29:22Please have a look.
29:26Vintage London state of mind.
29:27This Monday.
29:28Very nice picture, Anil sir.
29:29There is an A on the number plate of the car.
29:32Anil.
29:33Anil Kapoor's photo is very interesting.
29:34Let's see the comments below.
29:37Was it a car from the beginning..
29:38..or was it a cannon?
29:41Only London is vintage in this photo..
29:43..because Anil sir is still young.
29:45Wow.
29:49Sir, I am a writer.
29:50I have written a story about you.
29:51I have written a story..
29:52..in which there are 10 heroines with you.
29:54I am talking to you.
29:55You have to talk to 10 heroines.
29:58If you like the idea..
29:59..then deposit the money in my account.
30:03Show me more.
30:09Wow, Kapoor sir.
30:11Told you I will be ready with my bikini body.
30:13Wow.
30:14Hashtag Monday motivation.
30:16Wow.
30:17This photo is 6 years old.
30:186 years old?
30:19It's been 6-7 years.
30:20Wow.
30:21Let's see the comments below.
30:24I have made a bikini body.
30:25Now I will post the next photo in Maldives..
30:26..wearing a bikini.
30:30If a body is made..
30:31..then a person doesn't care about the weather.
30:32He can remove his clothes anywhere.
30:34If his family members..
30:35..hadn't bought utensils instead of his t-shirt..
30:38..then he wouldn't have looked half-naked in this photo.
30:44If the waist is so thin..
30:45..then you shouldn't keep a heavy purse in the pant.
30:47The pant can slide down.
30:50Show me more.
30:52Sobita has posted this photo.
30:53Eat Kachori and celebrate.
30:55Happy Makar Sankranti everyone.
30:57Let's see the comments below.
30:59If you want to eat Kachori all your life..
31:01..then marry me.
31:02I have a Kachori shop.
31:07She is thinking..
31:08..I will eat the leftover as well.
31:09I will exercise more tomorrow.
31:10Yes.
31:11Okay.
31:12Show me more.
31:14Instead of Tilgud..
31:15..you are eating Kachori on Sankranti.
31:17You must be eating Samosa on Chocolate Day.
31:19Yes.
31:21Someone replied..
31:22..what is your problem?
31:23Is she eating your father's food?
31:27She replied..
31:28..I want her to eat my father's food..
31:29..as his daughter-in-law.
31:33How?
31:35The way you are looking at Kachori..
31:36..I want you to look at me once.
31:39Someone replied..
31:40..I have seen your photo.
31:41I can see you only once.
31:42I can see you only once.
31:48Show me more.
31:52This is Tilgud's photo.
31:53It is written..
31:54..'Darling, feeling very happy today.'
31:56Don't be late Tarzan.
31:58The tree needs pruning.
32:00Wow.
32:01What does it mean?
32:03Pruning means..
32:04..shaving.
32:06Haircut.
32:07Okay.
32:08Let's see the comments below.
32:10I look like a frog.
32:11Why will Tarzan be late?
32:12He doesn't even worry about his clothes.
32:16Ma'am, your account has been hacked.
32:18Someone is writing the wrong captions.
32:21The monkey has climbed up with his phone.
32:23Now she is scaring him.
32:29Show me more.
32:31Eyes on the prize.
32:32Eyes on the prize.
32:34Wow.
32:35Wow.
32:37Eyes on the prize.
32:38Eyes on the prize.
32:39What do you want to say..
32:40..to the poets of today?
32:42Sir, I want to say that..
32:44..now I can only see the eyes of the fish.
32:47Wow.
32:48Something like that.
32:49Very nice.
32:50Let's see the comments below.
32:52Before filling petrol in the petrol pump..
32:54..check the zero.
33:00As soon as you see Rs. 100 in the meter..
33:02..stop the car.
33:05When your girlfriend..
33:06..seems to be on a bike with your friend.
33:10Looks like he is reading an ad.
33:12Property in cheap houses in Virar.
33:18Show me more.
33:21Here you go.
33:22Anil sir, Shimla photo dump.
33:24Wow.
33:25Show me the comments.
33:28There are three boys with her..
33:30..that's why they have come to Shimla.
33:31If there were girls, they would have gone to Maldives.
33:36The second one writes..
33:37..sir, in the matter of hair..
33:38..it's God's grace on you..
33:40..why don't you give some to your neighbour?
33:45Mr. India and Katappa taking a bath together.
33:51The fourth one is not smiling..
33:52..looks like his underwear came off while taking a bath.
33:54Oh my God.
33:59It happens a lot..
34:00..if you jump in the swimming pool..
34:01..if the elastic is loose..
34:03..then the man comes out..
34:06It's a fact.
34:07What are we talking about?
34:08Show me more.
34:12Mr. Kapoor.
34:15Wow.
34:16Let's see the comments below.
34:18Brother, he is also a magician.
34:23Looks like his pant is tight..
34:24..that's why he can't lift it.
34:25Oh my God.
34:28After getting ready..
34:29..when the girl says she can't meet him..
34:32Aditya, you are very hot..
34:34..do you stay at home or in a tandoor?
34:37What kind of comments did you see?
34:39Show me more.
34:42Sobita has posted a photo..
34:43..I'll chai brew..
34:44..I'll sing in my head sometimes..
34:45..even opera.
34:47Such caption girls think..
34:49..our photo..
34:50..we write more..
34:51..chai time.
34:52Let's see the comments below.
34:54I want tea.
34:55Bring tea for Anil sir.
34:58Pakiya, bring tea for Anil sir.
34:59There won't be a break..
35:00..as soon as we leave..
35:01..everything will come.
35:02Let's see the comments below.
35:04If you ask me..
35:06..for tea..
35:07..my answer is written on the box.
35:09What?
35:10It's written here.
35:12I have a couplet for you.
35:14It's not necessary..
35:15..be loyal to everyone.
35:16Serve tea and get lost.
35:19Very good.
35:21If a beautiful girl..
35:22..replies to your message late..
35:24..it's not necessary..
35:25..she has attitude.
35:26Maybe she is making tea.
35:28If I get such a tea maker..
35:30..I will sell my land..
35:31..and drink tea worth all the money.
35:35Wow.
35:36Look at this.
35:37Show me more.
35:39Tilotma has posted..
35:40..a bamboo groove..
35:41..a spot of sunshine..
35:42..a swing..
35:43..blue skies..
35:44..enough English.
35:45Let's see the comments.
35:46Ma'am, if you are upset..
35:48..then go home.
35:49No one will come to celebrate..
35:50..after climbing so many mountains.
35:53After break-up..
35:54..girls swing..
35:55..boys drink and swing.
35:57Good one.
36:01Show me more.
36:02Next.
36:03Okay.
36:04Is the photo over?
36:08Tilotma, tell me one thing.
36:09You had shot a story with Irfan.
36:11Yes.
36:12Irfan is my favourite actor.
36:13Did you enjoy Punjab?
36:14You are from Bengal.
36:15I enjoyed it a lot.
36:16It was good.
36:17When I was reading the script..
36:19..I had Punjabi classes..
36:20..for nine months.
36:21You took Punjabi classes..
36:22..for nine months?
36:23Yes.
36:24You took Punjabi classes..
36:25..for nine months?
36:26You will be a Punjabi father in nine months.
36:30There were some words..
36:31..which were very difficult for me.
36:32Especially..
36:35Papa ji.
36:36Yes, papa ji.
36:37The teacher told me..
36:38..that it should be like..
36:39..something coming from inside..
36:40..the stomach.
36:41Papa ji.
36:45Another word was..
36:46Palu.
36:47Palu.
36:48Palu.
36:49While saying Palu..
36:50..I was not feeling well.
36:53But..
36:54..in that film..
36:55..I had to say papa ji..
36:56..so many times..
36:57..that I still dream of him.
36:59You still dream of him.
37:01But I heard something..
37:02..about you.
37:03You had less followers on Instagram.
37:04Yes, I still have.
37:05Because of that..
37:06..someone told you..
37:07..that you can't get work.
37:08You have less followers?
37:09Yes.
37:10He said that..
37:11..I don't have followers on Instagram..
37:12..but I am an actor.
37:13Yes, I am an actor..
37:14..but I have less followers.
37:15So, I started again.
37:17Every day..
37:18..a flower..
37:19..a leaf..
37:21..I pose.
37:22I mean..
37:23..my feelings got hurt.
37:24You know.
37:25So, I had..
37:26..4,000 followers.
37:27So, I told the director..
37:28..that I have 4,000 followers.
37:29He said..
37:30..it's okay.
37:32You won't get work.
37:36Shobita, have you ever..
37:37..been offered work on Instagram?
37:39How many followers do you have?
37:40No.
37:41It would have been easy.
37:43I should have got it.
37:44I mean..
37:45..you have so many followers.
37:46That's why I asked.
37:47It doesn't matter.
37:48I mean..
37:49Mr. Ravish..
37:50..with Mr. Javed Jafri..
37:51..and Mr. Naved Jafri..
37:52..he did the first dance reality show..
37:54..of Indian television..
37:55..Bhoogi Bhoogi.
37:5617 years.
37:59The show ran for 17 years.
38:01You see..
38:02..you became the judge..
38:03..of such a big TV show in India.
38:04Yes.
38:05After that..
38:06..you are working in different web series..
38:07..and films.
38:08Otherwise, sir..
38:09..I have seen many people..
38:10..once they become a judge..
38:11..they don't get up from their chair.
38:16And they keep laughing..
38:17..at the people who are working.
38:18There are many such people.
38:21Sir, from Narsimha..
38:22..to today..
38:23..you are the night manager..
38:24..at OTT.
38:25Yes.
38:26How much difference do you feel?
38:28Sir, I don't feel much difference.
38:29I feel that..
38:30..acting is acting.
38:32Whether you are doing it at OTT..
38:34..or in films.
38:36But..
38:37..I feel this is a very good thing..
38:38..that now..
38:39..I think the audience..
38:40..expects that..
38:41..keep it real.
38:43Right.
38:44You know, earlier..
38:45..we used to go overboard.
38:46That was also a good thing.
38:48But now..
38:49..the audience has seen so much TV..
38:51Right.
38:52..in every language..
38:53..that they expect..
38:54..it is a good thing..
38:55..if you keep it natural.
38:56Right.
38:57So, this is the only difference.
38:58And nowadays, everyone comes on time.
39:00Oh.
39:01Okay.
39:02Yes, sir.
39:03And digital..
39:04..nowadays, technology has changed.
39:06Shooting style has also changed.
39:07Yes, technology..
39:08..definitely..
39:09..has gone ten times ahead.
39:12In our time..
39:13..there were cameras..
39:14..that made noise.
39:15And Patil sir was scared of retakes.
39:16He was scared of retakes.
39:17He was scared of retakes.
39:18You're right.
39:19He said, what are you doing?
39:20It's going real.
39:21It's costing money.
39:22It's expensive.
39:23Very expensive.
39:24But today..
39:25..you keep doing it.
39:26It's a digital camera.
39:27No, it doesn't matter.
39:28It doesn't matter to anyone.
39:29Yes, he used to take a lot of retakes.
39:30The producer used to go to his house at night..
39:31..and throw stones.
39:33He was angry.
39:34Yes.
39:35Kirutma, we heard that..
39:36..at the shoot..
39:37..Anil sir used to keep asking you..
39:38..how am I doing?
39:39How am I doing?
39:40So, what was your response to him?
39:41Man, I was really stuck.
39:43Once, I..
39:44I just came to see the scene..
39:46..because I've never worked with him before.
39:48So, I came to see how the environment was.
39:51He saw me.
39:52I mean..
39:53He saw that I was hiding somewhere.
39:55So, he came and asked me..
39:57..how was the scene.
39:58What do I tell you?
39:59He's such a senior actor.
40:00So, I said, no, it's good.
40:02I did the take again.
40:03He came again.
40:04Okay, what did you think this time?
40:07I was like..
40:08..man..
40:09..what do I tell him?
40:10Then, I disappeared from there.
40:12I went to my room.
40:13I was coming down again.
40:14He saw me again.
40:15He saw me again.
40:16I asked him again..
40:17..how did you feel when you saw him?
40:19He said, I felt..
40:20..I'll have to say something now.
40:22But, I was really nervous.
40:24I was really nervous.
40:25What kind of feedback do you give..
40:27..to someone who's been entertaining us for decades?
40:31What do you do?
40:34Mr. Kanishk, you get to know..
40:35..what the other person is saying.
40:37Whether he's right or wrong.
40:39You know everything..
40:40..about the scene I've done.
40:42Because, until you don't want to..
40:44..what can he do in front of you?
40:46No, sir.
40:48I look at myself.
40:50I like this.
40:54People toss before playing cricket.
40:56We've heard about Sobita..
40:58..that she tossed before coming to Mumbai.
41:01Is it true, Sobita?
41:02Yeah.
41:03If Sikka had come the other way..
41:04..where would you have gone?
41:05It was between Mumbai and Bangalore.
41:08After 12th, for college.
41:10Okay.
41:11I just wanted to go to a big city..
41:13..and I was in Vizag till 12th.
41:16And I wanted to go to a different place..
41:18..and convince my parents.
41:20So, first, I had to decide where to go.
41:22And what if Sikka got stuck somewhere?
41:25What would you do?
41:26I'd do it again.
41:27Until I get the answer.
41:31Friends, as I was talking to Sobita..
41:33..sometimes, we get confused..
41:35..in making decisions.
41:37Did this ever happen to you?
41:39You can share your funny story with us.
41:41Yes, ma'am.
41:43Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, everyone.
41:44Hi.
41:45My name is Surabhi Wadhwani.
41:47And I was a journalism student.
41:49Okay.
41:50But my mom forced me to do this course.
41:53Okay.
41:54My passion was voice acting..
41:55..and I wanted to become a voice artist.
41:57So, I thought..
41:59..I'll do the course according to my mom.
42:01I'll follow my career.
42:03Okay.
42:04But actually, I got confused..
42:06..when I got a good percentage.
42:08In journalism?
42:09Yes, I got confused..
42:11..whether I should choose this or my passion.
42:14Because media houses and newspapers..
42:16..were offering me a job.
42:18So, I got very confused.
42:20So, there's a cat in our house.
42:22So, I thought..
42:24Whose cat is it?
42:25I don't know.
42:26It keeps roaming around.
42:27And it comes to our house..
42:28..and drinks milk.
42:29I don't know. It causes a lot of harm.
42:30Okay.
42:31So, I thought..
42:32..if my voice is strong enough..
42:34..then I'll make this cat run away..
42:36..after hearing the dog's voice.
42:38And then I'll follow my passion.
42:40So, I made it run away..
42:42..after hearing the dog's voice.
42:44And I've been in Mumbai..
42:46..for the past five years.
42:47And I'm a professional voice actor.
42:48Wow!
42:49Wow!
42:52If you don't mind..
42:53..I'd like to present a sample.
42:54Please, please.
42:57Wow!
42:58What a wonderful day!
43:00Yes.
43:01The sun has risen.
43:02Let's go and play something.
43:04Let's go.
43:05Can I tell you..
43:06..what we can play?
43:07We can play basketball.
43:10You don't even have a ball.
43:12What will you play?
43:13Basketball.
43:14All of you..
43:15..come home and eat first..
43:17..and then think about playing.
43:19Oh, I've made a great pancake..
43:21..and club sandwich.
43:23I've cleaned the house.
43:25Don't litter while eating.
43:28Now, they are small kids.
43:31Even if they litter..
43:33..I'm there.
43:34I'll clean it.
43:36Very nice.
43:37Wow!
43:43Are you married?
43:44No, I'm not married yet.
43:46Will you work as a voice over artist?
43:50No, I'd like to work with an artist..
43:52..who is in the same field.
43:54You know, energy exchange.
43:56Yes, but you won't let her voice come out.
43:58You do it so well.
44:00You do it so well.
44:01Thank you, sir.
44:02Thank you for coming on the show.
44:05Anyone else who wants to come on TV?
44:06I mean..
44:07Yes, sir.
44:08Yes, sir.
44:09Give the mic to him.
44:11Hello, Kapil sir.
44:12Hello, sir. How are you?
44:13Hello, everyone.
44:14My name is Naveen Bhatia.
44:15Naveen Bhatia.
44:16I'm from Delhi.
44:17Welcome, Mr. Bhatia.
44:18Yes.
44:19Whenever I get confused in taking a decision..
44:22Yes.
44:23..I call my wife's friend.
44:31You don't have to diffuse because you are confused.
44:34No, it's nothing like that.
44:35Is your wife with you?
44:36Yes, she is.
44:37Hello. Hello.
44:38Hello.
44:39Okay, so you call her friend.
44:42Actually, their hearts are very connected.
44:48Mr. Bhatia, tell us how they do it.
44:53It's nothing like that.
44:54I respect them.
44:56Even we want to respect them.
45:01But what kind of issues do you discuss?
45:04Once I was stuck somewhere.
45:06I had to take Rs. 50,000 from someone.
45:08Okay.
45:09So I called her at 7 am.
45:12Okay.
45:13I told her that I'm stuck.
45:14I have to take Rs. 50,000.
45:15I'm your neighbour.
45:16She said, carry on.
45:17She said that I'll get the money in two days.
45:19Okay.
45:20Did you get it?
45:21I got it in one day.
45:23Wow.
45:25Actually, you know what?
45:27When I got married..
45:28Yes.
45:29..she gave me that decision too.
45:31Okay.
45:34Mr. Bhatia, how many years has it been since you got married?
45:36It's been 25 years since I got married.
45:3725 years.
45:38Do wives let their friends call after 25 years?
45:41I'm asking for an idea.
45:42No, she knows that I'm very nice.
45:44Who?
45:45Yes.
45:46Your wife knows that you're very nice.
45:48I'm very nice.
45:49Are you really nice or were you never caught?
45:53No, it's nothing like that.
45:54Okay.
45:55I'm absolutely fine.
45:56No, no.
46:01Thank you very much, Mr. Bhatia.
46:03Anyone else?
46:06Yes.
46:08Greetings, Kapil sir.
46:09Greetings. How are you?
46:10Hello, everyone.
46:11I'm fine, sir.
46:12What's your name, sir?
46:13My name is Pradeep Kumar.
46:14What? Dilip Kumar?
46:15Pradeep.
46:16Pradeep Kumar.
46:17Pradeep Kumar.
46:18Where are you from, Mr. Pradeep?
46:19No, sorry. I'm from Gujarat, sir.
46:20Okay.
46:21Welcome, Mr. Pradeep.
46:22What do you want to say?
46:23Sir, I have a real estate business.
46:25I do broking.
46:26I invest and resell it.
46:28I have a German Shepherd, a dog.
46:30As you said, you are very confused in decision making.
46:34Yes.
46:35So, what I do is, I take out the ring.
46:37I keep it in one of my hands.
46:39If the ring comes out of the dog's paw,
46:42then I take a decision that I want to purchase this property.
46:46So, if the dog doesn't want to take all the decisions,
46:48make him sit in the office.
46:53Wow.
46:56Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Pradeep.
46:57Thank you so much for coming on the show.
47:00Is there anyone else?
47:01Yes, ma'am.
47:03Hello, Mr. Kapil.
47:04Hello, ma'am. How are you?
47:05Hello, everyone. My name is Megha Srimal.
47:07And whenever I get confused in life to take a decision,
47:11I call my husband in the office.
47:14Who are you looking at and talking to?
47:17Okay, you are looking at me.
47:18Mr. Ravi.
47:19Towards Mr. Ravi?
47:20Yes, I'm talking to Mr. Ravi.
47:21Okay.
47:22When did this happen?
47:24When you saw me.
47:27Yes, ma'am.
47:28So, what were you saying?
47:29So, whenever I call him and ask him to do something,
47:32if he says no, I do it 100 percent.
47:35And I definitely get success.
47:38So, I would like to share an incident of mine.
47:40I am an exhibition organiser.
47:41I started my journey seven years ago.
47:43And my husband was totally against it.
47:46And I started.
47:47And today, I am working at a very good level.
47:50So, whatever he says, I do it 100 percent.
47:52Very good.
47:53Didn't you have a love marriage?
47:54No, sir. Arranged marriages.
47:56For me.
47:59So, did he stop you from getting married?
48:01Sir, I was angry.
48:03I gave him 100 percent.
48:04He gave 80 percent.
48:05So, I am still taking revenge.
48:09He didn't give his 100 percent.
48:10Every wife feels like that.
48:12Yes.
48:13Being a husband is a very thankless job.
48:19Thank you, ma'am, for coming on the show.
48:20Thank you so much.