Krushna as Grama Jee & Kiku Sharda as Funny Deol Best Comedy
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00:05Leave my hand. Leave it.
00:07How can I leave it?
00:09We just got married.
00:11Hey, when did you marry her?
00:13Mr. Salman, I just went to the hotel.
00:17As soon as I entered the reception,
00:20she came and gave me a garland.
00:24I put a mark.
00:25Welcome.
00:26The wedding is over. Why did she come?
00:29She must have worn it to welcome you.
00:31Yes.
00:31What?
00:32Yes.
00:33I am again..
00:33You are such a cheater.
00:36What is this?
00:36Baba.
00:41Baba.
00:42What will you give me, Baba?
00:43Bless me. I am married.
00:46How did you get married?
00:47Baba, I went to the hotel.
00:49She put a garland around my neck.
00:51She put a mark on me. I got married.
00:54Hey, you.
00:56Don't you have any sense?
00:59What happened, Baba?
00:59She is not married. She is welcomed.
01:02She is married.
01:04You mean, I am not married.
01:05You are not married.
01:06You can't be my wife.
01:12Go away from here.
01:16Why are you shouting at her?
01:17You brought her here. Why are you shouting at her?
01:20Baba, just a minute.
01:21Why is there a garland around your neck, Baba?
01:24Have you ever been welcomed in a hotel?
01:28Yes, I have.
01:31Then what is this girl doing here with you?
01:35She is a rickshaw driver.
01:38What?
01:40Yes.
01:41Hello.
01:41She has come to drop me here.
01:43Hello. I don't drive a rickshaw.
01:45God has given you hands. Why don't you drive?
01:51Work hard.
01:53Baba.
01:54Yes.
01:54Your daughter has been caught, Baba.
01:57You thought you are married.
01:59That's why you brought her here.
02:03Don't you feel ashamed?
02:06You caught your father's daughter in front of such big people.
02:14What are you looking at?
02:16Go away from here.
02:18Take this.
02:20She is married again.
02:23Hello.
02:24Hello.
02:24Hello.
02:25Hello.
02:26Hello.
02:27Hello.
02:33Hello, Mr. Salman. Hello.
02:37Sir, he is the fake Mr. Garam of our locality.
02:40And she is the fake Ms. Fanny.
02:41Why do you need to tell me?
02:44Everyone looks fake in front of the real ones.
02:49Yes.
02:52Mr. Garam.
02:54We love you. We love you.
02:56Yes.
02:56He is apologising for the last episode.
03:01Wow. This is amazing.
03:03Wow. Such big people.
03:05This is amazing.
03:07Today..
03:08The producer of this show..
03:10Wow.
03:11May God give such a producer to everyone.
03:14Why?
03:15Yes. Come here.
03:17Who is he?
03:20Mr. Rahim. Mr. Rahim.
03:22Mr. Rahim. Mr. Rahim.
03:23Mr. Rahim.
03:28Mr. Mahesh, you won't find such a producer anywhere.
03:31Really?
03:31If you ask for milk, they give you pudding.
03:34If you ask for rice, they give you Biryani.
03:37If you ask for payment, they abuse you.
03:38You won't find such people.
03:43This is..
03:47This is the Kailash Kher of photographers.
03:58He is the photographer
04:01who had told Pankaj Udas, smile please.
04:15Mr. Salman.
04:16What did he say?
04:19He had told Pankaj Udas, smile please.
04:31If you don't have any problem
04:34then why do you trouble Krishna so much?
04:36What?
04:43Mr. Salman, I have watched all your films.
04:47But there was one film of yours that I couldn't fall in love with.
04:50Yes.
04:51I didn't like just one thing in that film.
04:55What? Kashmira?
04:57No. Chunky Pandey.
05:01But Chunky Pandey wasn't in that film.
05:04Don't you understand gestures?
05:07Yes.
05:10We have to go home in the evening.
05:14Wow. Look at him. Come.
05:17He is the writer of our show.
05:19Yes, Vankush.
05:20Let me give him a big round of applause.
05:24Mr. Mahesh.
05:26You are the director. You know it.
05:29We don't work alone in what we do so well.
05:33Yes.
05:34I work 50 percent in it.
05:37And 50 percent is God's grace.
05:44He is a good actor.
05:46Wow.
05:54Any character should be a father to the producer.
06:00Wow, Mr. Salman.
06:02I have watched all your films. I am a big fan of yours.
06:06And the film, Bajrangi Bhaijaan..
06:09..in which you left Munni in Pakistan.
06:12Wow.
06:13I congratulate you.
06:14Wow.
06:15Yes.
06:15I also went to Pakistan in Gadar.
06:17Congratulate me too.
06:18Is it?
06:20You went there and ruined everything.
06:22What about that?
06:24Who is that? Ashraf Ali.
06:26He is still bathing in the well.
06:37The producer is here. Talk about the show.
06:40Yes. The show is going very well.
06:44There is nothing to worry. It will go on.
06:56He is also looking good.
07:03He is good. He is learning.
07:05He is learning.
07:06And you all know me.
07:25That's it, Dad.
07:27Tell us something about me too.
07:28Why not? He is also there. He keeps coming and going.
07:31Yes.
07:35And listen, son. Don't get carried away.
07:37Ayush Baba is here.
07:39Oh, God.
07:40Congratulations on the film. It is so good.
07:42What a great thing. The boy has made such a great body.
07:46And the promo is also amazing, son.
07:48I bless you from my heart.
07:50The film will be a super hit for you all.
07:52Just wait and watch.
07:52Yes.
07:53Yes.
07:55At least congratulate him.
07:56But how do I congratulate him? I am very confused.
07:59What is it, son?
08:00Mahima's first film is her last film.
08:04I don't understand.
08:05Should I congratulate her for her first film
08:07or for her last film?
08:10Son, do one thing.
08:12Congratulate her.
08:13She will watch her first and last film.
08:15Why will she watch it alone? We will all watch it.
08:17Yes.
08:18We will watch it together, Dad.
08:22We will watch the first show of the last film on the first day.
08:26What is this confusion?
08:27We will watch the first show of the last film on the first day.
08:30What is this?
08:32You have ruined my counting.
08:34Dad, counting is counting.
08:36Yes, it is ruined.
08:39What is he doing?
08:41Such a big director is sitting here. So silent.
08:48What will he think about us?
08:50Hello.
08:53Hello.
08:58I am very happy that you have come here.
09:02I am very happy.
09:06I am very happy.
09:10I have learned a lot.
09:14Mahesh, how are you?
09:16You have come here.
09:17You are very happy.
09:19Hey, why are you talking to him in Punjabi?
09:21Why are you talking to him in Marathi?
09:23He is a Marathi. I will talk to him in Marathi.
09:26I am a Punjabi. I will talk to him in Punjabi.
09:31What?
09:33You are a Punjabi?
09:34Yes, Dad.
09:35Why didn't you tell me?
09:45Do you know something?
09:46What, Dad?
09:47I am also a Punjabi.
09:49You are also a Punjabi, Dad.
09:50Wow, Dad.
09:55Mr. Garam, talk to the guest. You are busy with each other.
09:57Yes.
10:03Of course, I will talk to the guest.
10:05Mr. Salman, please come and sit.
10:08Because such things happen while sitting.
10:17I feel very good.
10:20I saw your farmhouse.
10:23It is amazing. It is very big.
10:26And our farmhouse is also very young.
10:31What?
10:32Young?
10:32I was thinking that if your farmhouse
10:37and our farmhouse had a relation.
10:41And if our hands would have turned yellow.
10:43Oh, God.
10:44It would have been fun.
10:45Dad, this is a great idea.
10:47Our farmhouse will get married to your farmhouse.
10:49Then they will have small gardens.
10:52Yes.
10:54And then..
10:56At the wedding..
11:01Hey, Dad. What are you doing?
11:03This is..
11:07I will dance like this.
11:09I am talking about that.
11:11Dad, this is not a tune.
11:13Then what is this?
11:14I understand all your gestures, Dad.
11:18Okay.
11:20Do you understand gestures?
11:21I understand, Dad.
11:23Okay.
11:24Now I will do gestures.
11:26Tell me the names of their films.
11:28Oh, lovely.
11:28We are playing Dum Shrats.
11:30Yes, we will play Dum Shrats.
11:31It is my favourite game, Dad.
11:37It is Mr. Salman's film.
11:38Okay.
11:39Tell me which film is this?
11:45I don't know, Dad. Which film is this?
11:47Who are we to you?
11:49Tell me.
11:52Boo!
11:54Boo!
11:57It's okay. He is my son. I will give him another chance.
12:00Tell me. Which film is this?
12:04Who are we to you, Dad?
12:06Why did I fall in love?
12:09Boo!
12:13It's okay. He is my son. I will give you one last chance.
12:15Yes.
12:17Tell me. Which film is this?
12:20Boo!
12:31Who are we to you?
12:32No.
12:33Why did I fall in love?
12:34No.
12:34Then?
12:35No entry.
12:36How did you do this gesture?
12:39That man is entering the no entry zone.
12:41I am asking him where he is entering.
12:42He is entering the no entry zone.
12:45Did you see this?
12:47He doesn't know anything.
12:49Wow, Dad! You are playing a great game.
12:52Okay.
12:52Now I will give you a hint. Tell me. Which film is this?
12:55Okay. I will tell you.
12:56Aayu.
12:57Okay. Here we go.
12:58Tell me. Which film is this?
13:04Who are we to you?
13:05No.
13:06Why did I fall in love?
13:07No.
13:08No entry.
13:08No. This is ready.
13:10How can this be ready?
13:12Why didn't you get ready till now?
13:14No.
13:18Okay.
13:21One minute.
13:23He has copied my gesture.
13:26No, Dad.
13:27Yes.
13:27One more.
13:28Shall we do it?
13:29Yes. Tell me.
13:29Okay, Dad. Tell me. Which film is this?
13:35Baba Ramdev.
13:36No, Dad.
13:38This is Tiger Zinda Hai.
13:40How can Tiger Zinda Hai be like this?
13:42Tiger Zinda Hai. That's why he is breathing.
13:48Anyway. No problem.
13:50Now tell me. Which film is this?
13:55Which film is this, Dad?
13:58What is this?
13:59It's your film. It's very easy.
14:02Mine?
14:02Yes.
14:03Tell me. Which film is this?
14:05Jeet.
14:06Jeet?
14:07How can this be a gesture of Jeet?
14:09The one in front won. I said, no.
14:13Hey, boy.
14:15Are you happy, Ayush Baba?
14:20You don't know anything.
14:24I am talking to you.
14:26Don't cry, my son.
14:27But you are doing wrong things with me.
14:30Don't cry, my son.
14:31Dad, it's a Jeet film.
14:33Don't cry.
14:34He took my Kajol from Salman.
14:36He reminded me.
14:39Will my son take an orange pill?
14:41Yes, Dad.
14:43Will you have it?
14:43Yes, I will.
14:44Look, we have such big guests here.
14:46He is my son.
14:48He is a very good gorilla.
14:50Dad.
14:54No.
14:55My father is a very good dinosaur.
14:59No, no, no. Dad.
15:01No, Dad.
15:02You will have to remove it, Dad. Please.
15:04I feel shy, son.
15:04No. Dad, come.
15:06I am fine.
15:07Dad, you are a very good dinosaur.
15:08I won't be alone.
15:10Then?
15:10You also be with me.
15:13Okay?
15:13Okay, I will also be with you.
15:14Yes, I will show you.
15:17Look at Salman, the dinosaur.
15:39What a wonderful audience we have today.
15:42Wow.
15:44Audience.
15:46Have you ever loved someone?
15:48No.
15:50Have you ever given your heart to someone?
15:52No.
15:53You are busy with this useless work.
15:56I have told you so many times not to stand near the lights.
15:58Your maxi is transparent.
16:00Then you go there.
16:03Today, the king of the music industry has come here.
16:07Give him a big round of applause.
16:09Very good.
16:10All of you have a lot of fans in Dubai.
16:13The government there loves all of you a lot.
16:17They have told me that when I meet everyone
16:20I have to respect them.
16:21Shall I do it?
16:22Yes, do it.
16:25Sanjay Dutt is coming out in the middle.
16:27No.
16:27What should I do? You make me play 50 characters.
16:33One minute. Take this.
16:35What is this?
16:35This is for your respect.
16:38What is this?
16:39This is a shawl. We respect you with this.
16:41This is hotter than a shawl.
16:46Yes.
16:47You can even do a press conference with this.
16:51Oh.
16:54You are that Salman Ali?
16:56Yes.
16:57Oh, God.
16:58One minute. Selfie.
17:03Now go home and tell everyone
17:05that you took a selfie with a celebrity.
17:10Sir, I have a confusion.
17:12You are the kings of music.
17:14You play a lot of instruments.
17:16This is an instrument.
17:18What is this called?
17:20Kapil, what is this instrument?
17:21This is a flute.
17:23Why doesn't it play?
17:25There is a lot of dirt in it.
17:27Oh.
17:27This is definitely my father's work.
17:29Why?
17:30My father, Mr. Archana,
17:32he works on the road.
17:34So?
17:35So wherever he sees a pit, he fills it.
17:40Yes, I have invested in the share market.
17:43Okay.
17:43Let's see how much money comes back.
17:45How much did you invest?
17:46Rs. 20.
17:48What happens in Rs. 20?
17:48If you invest Rs. 10 in Rs. 20, it becomes Rs. 30.
17:51What happens with Rs. 30?
17:52If you take Rs. 5 out of Rs. 30, it becomes Rs. 25.
17:54This is how time pass.
17:56It is fun.
17:59Mr. Sheikh, there are so many bad people here.
18:01Talk about music.
18:02Why not?
18:04Salim is very fond of music.
18:06Mr. Archana, he is so fond of playing instruments.
18:10When we drive on the road
18:12and a car comes in front of us, we honk, right?
18:14Yes.
18:15If a car comes in front of him, he starts playing the piano.
18:18What?
18:20Yes, I know.
18:21Whatever it is.
18:25And one more thing.
18:26Listen to the dirty one.
18:27Okay.
18:31The traffic police
18:33never whistles when they see him.
18:36Why?
18:36Because he doesn't break the signal.
18:39It is not necessary that every job is related to music.
18:44Anyway, it was nice meeting you all.
18:46It was nice to see your film's promotion.
18:49But..
18:50No.
18:51No?
18:52You are saying dirty lines.
18:54Mr. Sheikh, his film hasn't come yet.
18:55It hasn't?
18:56His album has come.
18:57Bhoomi's album has come.
18:57Wow! A big round of applause for the album.
19:01Wow!
19:03Wow!
19:03Hey, kid! How are you?
19:06Who?
19:06Our camel has come.
19:07Has he come?
19:08Yes, here.
19:08How are you, kid?
19:12Come on, let's go.
19:13Come on, let's go.
19:21Wait a minute, Salman.
19:23What?
19:24He says he is a big fan of yours.
19:26Thank you very much.
19:27No, don't thank him. Teach him to sing.
19:29Come on.
19:30Come on, teach him to sing.
19:33He is a big fan of yours.
19:34Where is he?
19:34Love him at least.
19:35Where is he?
19:36Where is he?
19:37He is here.
19:38Here?
19:38Yes.
19:40I can't see him.
19:41He is standing here.
19:46You..
19:50You sing a lullaby.
19:52Sing a lullaby loudly.
19:58He has left.
20:01I will catch him. Wait a minute.
20:03I will come to the film.
20:06I will catch him. Wait a minute.