(April 2005) HBO Intershows, Promos & Montage
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00:11♪ Birds flying high, you know how I feel ♪
00:15♪ Sun in the sky, you know how I feel ♪
00:21♪ Breeze driftin' on by, you know how I feel ♪
00:26♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day, and I'm feelin' good ♪
00:33♪
00:40♪ Stars when you shine, you know how I feel ♪
00:47♪ Sand of the pine, you know how I feel ♪
00:52♪ The freedom is mine, and I know how I feel ♪
00:59♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me ♪
01:08♪ For me, ooh, and I'm feelin' good ♪
01:18♪
01:21♪
01:43Good morning, Charlie!
01:45♪
01:52The Matrix Reloaded on HBO at 8,
01:54followed by Charlie's Angels Full Throttle on Cinemax at 10.30.
01:58♪
02:03Saturday.
02:05♪
02:11He's had a case break out at his place.
02:13What about the vaccine?
02:15You don't wanna pursue that, do you?
02:17Spots are comin' out all over his body.
02:19Am I dying?
02:20Somethin' strange is goin' on in that hotel room.
02:23First thing to say is, he plagued him, Captain.
02:26I don't have sick people up to my hips.
02:29My best friend died.
02:30And he ain't comin' back!
02:32Now, will you help me?
02:34If that widow was high, I am a monkey's uncle.
02:36That widow better be muggle-headed or you pay.
02:38I need you to do somethin' for me.
02:40Bill's dead, Charlie.
02:41That was after the bastard who did it.
02:43♪
02:51And now another message from the Water Cooler Association of America.
02:55I think Deadwood explodes the myth of the American West.
02:58Yeah.
02:59Let's meet here again next week and talk about it some more.
03:03In recent years, HBO has single-handedly reinvigorated the American water cooler industry.
03:09Thanks to HBO, it's like the dam broke.
03:12And we can hardly keep up with demand.
03:14Parnaval seems like a parable of the age-old struggle between good and evil.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Who didn't get water?
03:21As HBO sparks more and more conversation, the water cooler industry reaps the benefits.
03:26Without HBO Films making the kind of stories that Hollywood studios never touched,
03:30we wouldn't have gotten these new uniforms.
03:32Now, with HBO's award-winning documentaries about life's contemporary issues,
03:36we're able to inaugurate our new filtration system.
03:40And because of The Wire, with its richly layered, engrossing, and unpredictable storytelling,
03:45we all got fancy new chairs.
03:49Thanks, HBO.
03:50Thank you for not being a typical network.
03:52Thank you for Larry David's inappropriate behavior.
03:55You keep him talkin', and we'll keep him drinkin'.
03:58HBO. Making water cooler.
04:02Groundbreaking. Critically acclaimed.
04:05Smash hits. HBO Original Series.
04:13And now, the HBO Original Series, The Sopranos.
04:31The Sopranos.
04:55I am bendin' over backwards tryin' to stay neutral.
04:58And you're out there actin' like a free agent!
05:01We pissed on a bee's nest.
05:02The only thing Johnny understands is force.
05:05You go all on that man.
05:06That's the way it works, John. You know that.
05:08I should kill him and his wife.
05:10There is other income. It's a lot more.
05:12This other income, is it from an illegal stream?
05:14You want this to get ugly, Tony?
05:16Because these guys live for that.
05:17Oh, you think I don't?
05:19I want what I am entitled to.
05:21You're entitled to shit.
05:25Side deals, secret promises.
05:27He's always got an agenda.
05:29Your cousin doesn't know this.
05:30Is he in danger?
05:31What am I going to tell him?
05:32What am I going to tell all of them?
05:35That's a lot to get off your chest.
05:40Okay, class.
05:42We're now going to review the basic rules of education.
05:45What's the basic rule of science?
05:48The sky is blue.
05:49And why is that?
05:51Because you said so.
05:52Very good.
05:53What's the basic rule of math?
05:55Math is only necessary in sports, gambling, and corporate fraud.
06:00Who runs our government?
06:02Big oil.
06:02Labor unions.
06:04And pharmaceutical companies.
06:06Excellent.
06:06What is the golden rule?
06:08The best reason to have children is for the tax credit.
06:12Yes!
06:13Catch Louis Black in his stand-up comedy special, Black on Broadway.
06:17Premieres Saturday, May 15th on HBO.
06:22Excuse me.
06:23You look like a guy who's concerned about his body.
06:26Do you take any supplements to enhance your workouts?
06:29What, you mean like steroids?
06:31Actually, there are a number of substances which, while technically not steroids,
06:34have been banned by most sports organizations.
06:36What do you think about that?
06:38I just eat a protein bar, dude.
06:39How do you respond to those who say that mandatory testing is really
06:42the only way to truly level the playing field?
06:46What playing field?
06:48I'm an accountant.
06:49Bob, tackling the weighty issues.
06:51Join me this week as I discuss the issues surrounding the Passion of the Christ
06:54with its star, Jim Caviezel.
06:56Also on hand, actor William Peterson of CSI and the world-renowned jealous Yo-Yo Ma.
07:01An all-new season of On the Record with Bob Costas.
07:04Friday night at 11 on HBO.
07:08There's no holding back when a timeless duel visits the featherweight division.
07:14Current champ Juan Manuel Marquez brings a pure heart and a razor-sharp jab.
07:19Marquez trying to close the show.
07:21When he takes on the raging bull, Manu Pacquiao.
07:24A superstar emerges.
07:25Who beat the incredible Marco Antonio Barrera.
07:28With a unified title at stake, the grace and power of Marquez
07:32will be severely tested by Pacquiao's speed and tenacity.
07:35Plus, rising star Miguel Cotto defends his unbeaten streak.
07:40It all happens live, Saturday, May 8th on HBO.
07:46And now another message from the Water Cooler Association of America.
07:52I've never seen you at the water cooler before.
07:54I've never had HBO before.
07:57In recent years, HBO has single-handedly reinvigorated the American water cooler industry.
08:04Carmela seems like she's really flowering as a divorcee.
08:07And that makes our customers thirsty.
08:09I love documentaries that deal with contemporary American issues.
08:12I like ones with strong social relevance and visceral appeal.
08:16Hey Joyce, did you see that Bob Costas interview?
08:19Yeah, he seems like a nice boy.
08:22When people see their favorite movies on HBO, they want to talk.
08:25So they talk at the cooler.
08:27And that's when they need my cups.
08:30As HBO sparks more and more conversation,
08:33the water cooler industry reaps the benefits with state-of-the-art uniforms,
08:38office furniture, and new filtration systems.
08:41Thank you, HBO.
08:43Thank you for Bill Maher's fresh perspective on the electoral process.
08:46Thank you for avoiding formula at all costs.
08:48Thank you for Pauly Walnuts.
08:51HBO, making water cooler.
08:56Groundbreaking.
08:58Critically acclaimed.
09:00Smash hits.
09:01HBO Original Series.
09:07And now, the HBO Original Series, Deadwood.
09:18A man of reputation was killed in this camp.