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00:00:30In my background the only thing I ever do is just sing!
00:00:38In my background!
00:00:45In my background it's you up here in the background it's me.
00:00:54Now, you know what he told everybody at court?
00:00:56They need to be held accountable for their actions.
00:00:59You need to be doing this.
00:01:00One hour.
00:01:02One hour.
00:01:04Doing this.
00:01:05You have two and a half already left.
00:01:22I don't have that.
00:01:23I'm just doing it in craftsman homes.
00:01:25I think he'll hire me.
00:01:27Oh my gosh.
00:01:28Which is nice.
00:01:31Soon, soon.
00:01:43Is it bad that I'm doing this?
00:01:45Oh my god.
00:01:48As much as I do adore how much you like my salad,
00:01:52I was thinking that maybe
00:01:54just for dinner tonight
00:01:56it could just be me and Carolyn.
00:01:58We could just eat together
00:01:59and then you can come over
00:02:00and have like leftovers tomorrow?
00:02:04Is it two of you?
00:02:06Yeah, I haven't seen her in a while.
00:02:08Is that okay?
00:02:12Yeah, I think so.
00:02:24I know.
00:02:30I missed you so much.
00:02:32Oh, I missed you too.
00:02:35Hi, how was your flight?
00:02:36It was good.
00:02:37Yeah?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39Hi.
00:02:40Hi.
00:02:42Oh wow.
00:02:43Oh, this looks great.
00:02:45Isn't it pretty?
00:02:46I can't wait to see it.
00:02:47Yeah.
00:02:48Oh my gosh.
00:02:49Oh my gosh.
00:02:50Oh my gosh.
00:02:51Oh my gosh.
00:02:52Oh my gosh.
00:02:54I can't believe what you've done.
00:02:56It looks fantastic.
00:02:58Thanks.
00:02:59And that's so cute.
00:03:00You can't come in here.
00:03:01I have a surprise.
00:03:02Okay.
00:03:03We're going to take your luggage upstairs.
00:03:05Okay.
00:03:06Good, because I have to go to the restroom.
00:03:08Let me get that one.
00:03:09No, I got it.
00:03:10It's heavy.
00:03:11I got it.
00:03:12So you know Ryan's dad works
00:03:13for that construction company
00:03:14so they pretty much did the stairs for free.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:17They look great.
00:03:18We painted the gorgeous color green.
00:03:20Hey.
00:03:21This is great.
00:03:22Hey.
00:03:23Welcome.
00:03:24Happy birthday.
00:03:25Hi.
00:03:26Happy birthday.
00:03:27Pretty.
00:03:28Nice.
00:03:29Pretty.
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:31Look at that face.
00:03:32That's pretty.
00:03:33I'm going to get your luggage.
00:03:34Okay.
00:03:36Isn't that cute?
00:03:37Wow.
00:03:38I could never pick a color like that.
00:03:39Aw, thanks.
00:03:40Yeah.
00:03:41You got Nana's clothes.
00:03:42Mom gave it to me.
00:03:43Oh.
00:03:44How lucky.
00:03:45So, here's the plan.
00:03:46Ryan's going to take off in a couple minutes
00:03:48and I have a big surprise for you downstairs.
00:03:51He can't leave.
00:03:52I'm just getting to know him.
00:03:53No.
00:03:54Wait, wait, wait.
00:03:55I made you Nana's pot roast.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:57And it's really good.
00:03:58What a gesture.
00:03:59The first one is in the garbage
00:04:00but the second one's awesome.
00:04:01I don't want you to be lifting a finger.
00:04:02I bet you cleaned all morning.
00:04:03But I already did it.
00:04:04I don't want you going anywhere.
00:04:05I made reservations.
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:07I already did it.
00:04:08Maybe we could do the pot roast tomorrow night
00:04:09because it's the night of the birthday.
00:04:10It's going to be gross.
00:04:11I'd love to go out.
00:04:12It's not.
00:04:13It's pot roast.
00:04:14You know it's always better the second day.
00:04:15I'd really love to
00:04:16and I'm not budging on this.
00:04:17That's the plan
00:04:18Okay.
00:04:19Well, I wish you had told me
00:04:20that you made plans.
00:04:21Well, I'm telling you now.
00:04:22There you go.
00:04:23You cooked for like 32 hours.
00:04:24I know.
00:04:25I know.
00:04:26That's kind of my fault.
00:04:27I wish you would want to know.
00:04:28You should have told me
00:04:29she made reservations.
00:04:30What?
00:04:31Jackie.
00:04:32What are you doing
00:04:33with William's keys?
00:04:34Uh, he's out of town.
00:04:35I'm taking care of his cats.
00:04:36I think you should take me
00:04:37to help take care of his cats.
00:04:38You can come.
00:04:39He has a pool, right?
00:04:40I think you've been in that pool.
00:04:41Yes, I have.
00:04:42Over and over.
00:04:43Ready?
00:04:44Ready.
00:04:45Ready.
00:04:46Ready.
00:04:47Ready to go?
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:49Yeah?
00:04:50Yeah, we should probably run.
00:04:51You good in here?
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:59If I live
00:05:02to see the next fall
00:05:04shoot him, shoot him
00:05:05ain't gonna be
00:05:06shoot him, shoot him
00:05:07no cabbage at all
00:05:11Oh, don't go at it.
00:05:12He's gonna have it.
00:05:14He's so sick of this song.
00:05:17Ayyy,
00:05:26Don't go.
00:05:28Ayyyy,
00:05:30Don't go.
00:05:32It's cold and I can do it again.
00:05:34Ayyy,
00:05:38Don't go.
00:05:40Ayyy,
00:05:44Don't go,
00:05:46We have, uh, what, reservations?
00:06:03Room?
00:06:05Room?
00:06:07Where is everybody running?
00:06:15It is crazy.
00:06:16Happy birthday!
00:06:17But it's not my birthday for another two months.
00:06:18I know, but I never get to celebrate your birthday with you.
00:06:19Yeah.
00:06:20So I thought this would be fun.
00:06:21All right, I'll take it.
00:06:22Yeah, come on in.
00:06:23What are you two doing here?
00:06:24I thought you were coming back for another week.
00:06:25I know.
00:06:26We cut the tour short.
00:06:27Let me look at you.
00:06:28Is that bad?
00:06:29Uh, no.
00:06:30No, no, no.
00:06:31We cut it in Denver, and I got on a plane.
00:06:32And I got on a plane.
00:06:33And I got on a plane.
00:06:34And I got on a plane.
00:06:35And I got on a plane.
00:06:36And I got on a plane.
00:06:37And I got on a plane.
00:06:38And I got on a plane.
00:06:39And I got on a plane.
00:06:40Is that bad?
00:06:41No, no, no, no.
00:06:42We cut it in Denver, and I got on a plane.
00:06:45Came back here, just landed, and I came here for your birthday.
00:06:50Yes, thank you.
00:06:51I love you.
00:06:52Happy birthday.
00:06:53Not since half way through the tour.
00:06:55But you know what, I'm off girls.
00:06:57Now for a while.
00:06:58I'm off women for a while.
00:06:59I understand.
00:07:00But anyway, birthday, birthday time for you.
00:07:02Okay, no more talking.
00:07:03For you and your beautiful sister.
00:07:04Who are you?
00:07:05This is Charlie.
00:07:06The new cat.
00:07:07The infamous Charlie.
00:07:09This is Charlie.
00:07:10Hi.
00:07:12Two months early, but I'll take it.
00:07:14Thanks.
00:07:15I don't want to hear it.
00:07:18We know.
00:07:20Is he legal?
00:07:21I think.
00:07:22You don't even know.
00:07:24Oh my gosh.
00:07:25I'm guessing.
00:07:26And it begins.
00:07:27And it begins.
00:07:28Exactly.
00:07:29Comedians, beside me.
00:07:30Tell me something funny.
00:07:31You there?
00:07:32Funny.
00:07:33Okay.
00:07:34Funny.
00:07:36Thank you so much.
00:07:37Funny.
00:07:38Great.
00:07:39That sounds like fun.
00:07:40How come you didn't invite any of your friends?
00:07:47What do you mean?
00:07:48We're all friends.
00:07:49Tell me, fashion, what's happening with you?
00:07:50I know.
00:07:51What's going on?
00:07:52I'm doing this awesomely itchy.
00:07:55Oh yeah.
00:07:56Right.
00:07:57And then I had a little experiment last week, so I'm trying to do an eco-friendly outfit.
00:08:03So I'm trying to do like an eco-friendly offshoot, of course, because why wouldn't I?
00:08:08Everybody's doing it right now.
00:08:10And then I made him this, like, shirt.
00:08:12And I'm making him make out in hives.
00:08:15No.
00:08:16Is it like a burlap sack or what's this?
00:08:18It's like in hemp and just like probably some kind of grass that he was allergic to.
00:08:23Wow.
00:08:24No, it was not.
00:08:25It was not.
00:08:26Do you have wine?
00:08:27Yes, I do.
00:08:28When you perfect it, thank you.
00:08:29When you perfect it, please sign me up on the list.
00:08:31I would love to have whatever.
00:08:32I give you free shit all the time.
00:08:34You're such a little moocher.
00:08:35And I'll sign my book for you and give you all free copies of the book.
00:08:37I don't want any of your organic stuff.
00:08:40I want some sort of leather bag.
00:08:41Michelle's boyfriend rides BMXs.
00:08:43Really?
00:08:44You wanted wine, didn't you?
00:08:45He doesn't have a driver's license yet.
00:08:46Thank you very much.
00:08:47A shirt.
00:08:48Since when are you so domestic?
00:08:49Thank you very much.
00:08:50He really does.
00:08:52So have you ever broken an arm or anything?
00:08:53Yeah.
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:55Wow.
00:08:56Which one?
00:08:57I've broken just about every bone in my body.
00:08:58Oh my goodness.
00:08:59I can't believe everything.
00:09:00Wow.
00:09:01Yes.
00:09:02I have to ask.
00:09:03Since when you became so domestic?
00:09:04Ooh.
00:09:05It's true.
00:09:06I've been sort of working on it.
00:09:07Growing up, our mother never cooked at all.
00:09:08So we're both really good at ordering.
00:09:09Charlie.
00:09:10Do you want to take this one or?
00:09:11How did you get lured in by this one?
00:09:12I'll take it.
00:09:13Over here.
00:09:14We met a few days ago at the campus.
00:09:15How could you not?
00:09:16Party foul.
00:09:17Oh, really?
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:19That was a good one.
00:09:20Oh my gosh.
00:09:21When do you go back out on tour?
00:09:22Oh, I'm hitting it next weekend.
00:09:23Yeah.
00:09:24Hitting it.
00:09:25Where?
00:09:26I don't know.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:28I'm hitting it.
00:09:29Where are you doing it?
00:09:30I'm hitting it.
00:09:31Have you seen one of her shows yet?
00:09:32I've not seen her shows.
00:09:33You have to.
00:09:34You guys should come.
00:09:35Unlike tonight.
00:09:36No, our manners were always pining us against each other.
00:09:37Remember the shoes?
00:09:38She's really funny.
00:09:39Remember the dance shoes?
00:09:40Yeah.
00:09:41Oh my gosh.
00:09:42They're these shoes that Jackie and I wanted so bad.
00:09:43We were asking for them every week until we wore her down.
00:09:44She brought them home and we opened them and Jackie slipped hers on.
00:09:45It's her.
00:09:46It's her.
00:09:47It's her.
00:09:48It's her.
00:09:49It's her.
00:09:50It's her.
00:09:51It's her.
00:09:52It's her.
00:09:53It's her.
00:09:54It's her.
00:09:55It's her.
00:09:56It's her.
00:09:58It's her.
00:09:59It's her.
00:10:00It's her.
00:10:01It's her.
00:10:02It's her.
00:10:03It's her.
00:10:04It's her.
00:10:05It's her.
00:10:06It's her.
00:10:07It's her.
00:10:08It's her.
00:10:09It's her.
00:10:10It's her.
00:10:11It's her.
00:10:12It's her.
00:10:13It's her.
00:10:14It's her.
00:10:15It's her.
00:10:16It's her.
00:10:17It's her.
00:10:18It's her.
00:10:19It's her.
00:10:20It's her.
00:10:21It's her.
00:10:22It's her.
00:10:23It's her.
00:10:24It's her.
00:10:25It's her.
00:10:26It's her.
00:10:27So this isn't a present, but it's for my sister, because I just couldn't help it, and it's really
00:10:32more of a sentiment.
00:10:33It's not anything fancy.
00:10:34That is not.
00:10:35Thank you very much.
00:10:36Not fair.
00:10:37I so would have gotten it.
00:10:38I'm so sorry.
00:10:39I just...
00:10:40Where's my present?
00:10:41I know.
00:10:42This was a very last minute idea.
00:10:43Damn it.
00:10:44I'll get you a sentiment later.
00:10:45I want a...
00:10:46You owe me two now.
00:10:47Yeah.
00:10:48What is it?
00:10:49It's a picture from...
00:10:50It's a picture from...
00:10:51It's a picture from...
00:10:52It's a picture from...
00:10:53It's a picture from...
00:10:54It's a picture from...
00:10:55It's a picture from...
00:10:56It's a picture from...
00:10:58It's a picture from...
00:10:59It's a picture from...
00:11:00It's a picture from...
00:11:01It's a photo.
00:11:02One of the best days.
00:11:03Nice.
00:11:04It's the day that we made a pact to always stick together.
00:11:05It was like our best day.
00:11:06All right.
00:11:07Wait.
00:11:08I'm sorry.
00:11:09Is this a joke here?
00:11:10What do you mean?
00:11:11I mean, who took...
00:11:12Pass it on.
00:11:13Who took the photo?
00:11:14Oh, our mother took the photo.
00:11:15She was a little less than attentive.
00:11:16She just...
00:11:17She thought it was cute.
00:11:18Tell...
00:11:19Like...
00:11:20She thought I was faking it, so she took the picture.
00:11:21It wasn't.
00:11:22What happened to your arm?
00:11:23Yeah.
00:11:24Ow.
00:11:25I broke my arm.
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:27And then Carolyn wheeled me in the red wagon to our friend's house, who was a doctor.
00:11:32Yes.
00:11:33And mom thought I was being stupid.
00:11:34You broke your arm.
00:11:35I know.
00:11:36I told the neighbor that our mother was at work, so that we needed help, and we didn't
00:11:41know who to go to.
00:11:42Wow.
00:11:43Wow.
00:11:44Wow.
00:11:45Yeah.
00:11:46Pretty intense.
00:11:47I know.
00:11:48Well, I'm glad you are well-heeled now, and the arm was fine.
00:11:49I know.
00:11:50That's right.
00:11:51Yeah.
00:11:52If you did it now, I could probably reset it myself.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:54Sure.
00:11:55Well, it's still screaming.
00:11:56No, I've done grilled.
00:11:57I've done grilled.
00:11:58Is this octopus?
00:11:59Yeah.
00:12:00I hate to hear that.
00:12:01Yeah, calamari squid of sorts.
00:12:02Oh, I love calamari.
00:12:03I think mine is still screaming for help.
00:12:04I think mine died away.
00:12:05Well, if it's present time...
00:12:06I got one for you, too.
00:12:07I appreciate it.
00:12:08I'm blushing.
00:12:09Yeah.
00:12:10Would it be all right if I open it later?
00:12:11You don't want to open it now?
00:12:12No.
00:12:13I want to savor it.
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:15I'm a little distracted by my plates.
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:18Yay.
00:12:19Oh, can we have another bottle of wine?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21Okay.
00:12:23Yay.
00:12:24Oh, can we have another bottle of wine for the table?
00:12:26Oh, actually, why don't we not?
00:12:29We're still working on it.
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32The craft's empty.
00:12:33Maybe we should even just grab the chats.
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35I'm fine either way.
00:12:36We could go back to the house.
00:12:37You know, not just settle in here, but go back there and settle in.
00:12:40You know what?
00:12:41People are pushing for me.
00:12:42I know.
00:12:43Okay, so let's go.
00:12:44I think I'm gonna pass.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46We can just get...
00:12:47All right.
00:12:48Scratch the wine.
00:12:49I'm gonna step out for a little while, all right?
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:51Okay?
00:12:52Yeah.
00:12:53Oh, stop it.
00:12:54My pleasure.
00:12:55Apparently, none of it.
00:12:56I don't really need any of it.
00:12:58It would like to be your pet.
00:12:59How are you guys getting back?
00:13:00Well, we walked.
00:13:01Great.
00:13:02Wonderfully.
00:13:03Shall we all walk?
00:13:04Yeah, let's walk.
00:13:05Goodbye, my friend.
00:13:06Bon voyage.
00:13:07I hope you make it.
00:13:12That was really nice.
00:13:13That ended up being nice.
00:13:15Thank you for dinner.
00:13:16Good.
00:13:17I'm glad.
00:13:19You know, maybe you could pay for something sometimes, too.
00:13:22That'd be nice.
00:13:28It was a surprise party.
00:13:30I didn't plan that.
00:13:32No, I know.
00:13:33It's just something to think about, sweetie.
00:13:42What's going on?
00:13:44Thanks, Ryan.
00:13:45Are we playing, like, spin the bottle?
00:13:47Yes, you sit there.
00:13:48Musical chairs?
00:13:50And you sit there, and you could sit there.
00:13:52Why do you look scared?
00:13:54Oh, no reason.
00:13:56We should not.
00:13:58All right, you're scaring me.
00:13:59What are we playing?
00:14:01So we all have some things to say,
00:14:03and I guess I can just say that, Jackie,
00:14:05this is your lucky day.
00:14:07I'll start.
00:14:08Who do I win?
00:14:10My beloved Jackie.
00:14:13You're all that I have.
00:14:16You have always been there for me,
00:14:19and now I want to be there for you.
00:14:23Because I love you, and I care about you.
00:14:29I have seen the way your anorexia
00:14:31affects your life in many ways,
00:14:33and I know your struggles with drugs and alcohol.
00:14:36And this illness has made you very selfish,
00:14:39and manipulative,
00:14:40and a sister should not have to witness that.
00:14:43I know that you have told no one about your addictions
00:14:45to sleeping pills and other prescription drugs,
00:14:48and I know you have also not told anyone
00:14:50how you were hospitalized for your eating disorder
00:14:52while you were in college.
00:14:54And this is, could you please just hear us out?
00:14:56When did that happen?
00:14:58Please hear us out.
00:14:59I know you have also not told...
00:15:01It's okay.
00:15:03I already said, okay.
00:15:05This hurt me because,
00:15:07this hurt me because I could do nothing,
00:15:10and you would not listen to me
00:15:11when I tried to speak to you about it.
00:15:15But I have never lost hope in you,
00:15:18and I never will.
00:15:22I just want you to get help before you hit rock bottom.
00:15:29James.
00:15:30James?
00:15:34I just want to tell you how much I mean to you.
00:15:36James, you...
00:15:38And I wish that you would have shared this with me.
00:15:42What are you...
00:15:43Jackie.
00:15:45I know we haven't talked in a few months.
00:15:48I'm here for you.
00:15:50If I can get anything across,
00:15:51I want to get it across that I am here for you.
00:15:54And I want you to get well.
00:15:57I don't want to see you hurt.
00:15:59I don't want to see you hurt yourself anymore.
00:16:01I'm not sick.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04Look, I've called a couple of facilities
00:16:06and some counselors so that they can help.
00:16:08They are ready, willing, and able.
00:16:09Are you fucking kidding me?
00:16:10When you are.
00:16:11And I hope that is tonight.
00:16:13It's a gift?
00:16:15It's a gift, Ryan?
00:16:16It's a gift?
00:16:17Jackie, just listen to what everybody has to say.
00:16:20We love you.
00:16:21We all, we love you.
00:16:23I know you feel ambushed here.
00:16:24I know.
00:16:25Jackie.
00:16:27First and foremost, I want to thank you.
00:16:30I want to thank you
00:16:33for being a wonderful and caring girlfriend.
00:16:36And I want you to know that I can't wait to take care of you.
00:16:43And hopefully one day maybe start a family of our own.
00:16:50Oh, man.
00:16:51No, you can do it.
00:16:52I can't.
00:16:53You can do it.
00:16:54This is, I feel so, excuse me.
00:16:55Breathe through it.
00:16:56Remember.
00:16:57Think of your family that you want to make.
00:16:59Think about.
00:17:00I'm good.
00:17:01You know.
00:17:02Yeah, like what you want.
00:17:03We need to.
00:17:04I want to.
00:17:07We should be able to be honest with each other.
00:17:09And I know there's so much that you've been keeping from me here.
00:17:12And I can't stand to watch you hurt yourself like this.
00:17:16And Jackie, look at me, please.
00:17:19There are things I know that you don't feel comfortable telling me.
00:17:22And you need to feel comfortable with everything.
00:17:24What have I not told you?
00:17:26Some big lies, Jackie.
00:17:28What lies?
00:17:29What, what, what?
00:17:31Your actions are affecting other people to the point where they have all gathered here.
00:17:34So, please just listen.
00:17:36Go ahead.
00:17:38I know there's certain things you don't want to say to me.
00:17:40I've, I have been promiscuous in the past, too.
00:17:44And there is something you need to tell me, honestly, because this is important.
00:17:47Are you fucking kidding me?
00:17:48Did you tell him that I was an SDJ, too?
00:17:50No, no, no.
00:17:51Are there any other lies that I can look forward to?
00:17:54Jackie, we're not going to take the bait and fight with you.
00:17:57We don't want to enable you anymore.
00:17:59Just listen to us.
00:18:00That's all we're asking is that you listen to us for one time.
00:18:02Okay, okay, Michelle.
00:18:03I am all ears.
00:18:05Really, because it doesn't seem like you're actually listening.
00:18:07Who's next? Who's next?
00:18:08Are you done? Are you done? Who's next?
00:18:09Just keep it calm.
00:18:10Who's next?
00:18:11This is, we knew this would be upsetting.
00:18:13Stay calm. Stay calm.
00:18:14And it's been very difficult for her.
00:18:15Very upsetting.
00:18:16I think, um, I think you should say something.
00:18:22Of course.
00:18:23I've known you for two hours.
00:18:25Of course Charlie has something to say.
00:18:27What have you noticed?
00:18:29You do not need to be so hostile.
00:18:32Just say what you feel.
00:18:35I don't really know you.
00:18:37From what you've seen.
00:18:40From tonight.
00:18:42Maybe like the wine at dinner.
00:18:44I just met you.
00:18:46I don't think I'm the best judge.
00:18:47That's okay.
00:18:48You've been with us this evening.
00:18:50The wine at dinner.
00:18:51You were the only one who ordered more wine at dinner.
00:18:54I ordered one bottle of wine for six people.
00:18:58And not everyone was drinking.
00:19:00Actually everybody was.
00:19:02But go on.
00:19:03Denial is one of the first parts of this.
00:19:05Absolutely.
00:19:06And so we understand this and we know it's upsetting.
00:19:10You wanted to order another bottle of wine.
00:19:11You're right.
00:19:12And what does that, what does that mean?
00:19:13Stop feeding him lines.
00:19:15You say the warning signs aren't always obvious.
00:19:17What's that little pamphlet?
00:19:18It's not about the pamphlet Jackie.
00:19:20This is about you.
00:19:23I don't think you have to belittle him.
00:19:27I'd like to say something next.
00:19:29You have a speech.
00:19:31Yeah, I wrote it down.
00:19:32I guess that does make me an asshole.
00:19:37First off, that I love you.
00:19:39And I just wanted to let you know how your anorexia affects me.
00:19:43Fucking anorexic.
00:19:44And that when you starve yourself, you starve our friendship.
00:19:50It is funny.
00:19:52It is.
00:19:53Right.
00:19:54This is absurd.
00:19:56I used to know that if you went in and you tried on something that's a little long, a little too tight, that it was perfect on me.
00:20:01Well now, we don't have that.
00:20:03And how I know that you can't stop when you start.
00:20:08Like the time when you and I went down to the desert and we took ecstasy with those guys that we met at the show.
00:20:14And, you know, we got.
00:20:16We, we, we, operative word being we.
00:20:18And we danced all night.
00:20:20And when we got back, you said you had a headache.
00:20:23And then you wound up taking painkillers for two days straight.
00:20:26So what?
00:20:29I just don't want to watch my best friend die.
00:20:31We can't take it anymore.
00:20:32We can't enable you anymore.
00:20:33No.
00:20:34And we can't support the life that you're living anymore this way.
00:20:37We have a responsibility to you as your friend.
00:20:39And I know we're all here because we do love you.
00:20:41We love you so much.
00:20:42And this is meant to be.
00:20:43So much.
00:20:44And this is not about us.
00:20:45I mean, this is my birthday.
00:20:46Do you think I'd want to spend my 30th birthday doing this?
00:20:48No, absolutely not.
00:20:50Carolyn, your 30th birthday.
00:20:52We're not talking about me right here.
00:20:55Everybody here was, I was contacted by them because they care about you and they are concerned about you.
00:21:01We love you.
00:21:03That's it.
00:21:05I don't know what else to say to you.
00:21:07We just want you to stop.
00:21:10Stop what?
00:21:12Wasting away.
00:21:14We've heard so much to watch you not eat, to not sleep, to call it work.
00:21:20We know that this has always been a problem.
00:21:23It's our choice, too, whether we want you in our life or not.
00:21:26And with your disease, I don't know how I feel about that.
00:21:33I know.
00:21:34You must be feeling so angry right now.
00:21:38But right now, the next part of it is to read ten things that we hate about you when you are with your addiction.
00:21:46I don't want to hear it.
00:21:47Of course you don't.
00:21:48You should hear it.
00:21:49You don't want to hear the truth.
00:21:50Jackie.
00:21:51No.
00:21:52No.
00:21:53No.
00:21:54No.
00:21:55Jackie.
00:21:56You need to listen.
00:21:57Jackie.
00:21:58What?
00:21:59Sit down.
00:22:00Come back here.
00:22:01This is fucking uncomfortable.
00:22:03Jackie, no.
00:22:04No.
00:22:05No.
00:22:06Jackie.
00:22:07No.
00:22:08Not to me.
00:22:09Jackie.
00:22:18No.
00:22:19No.
00:22:20No.
00:22:21No, no, you listen to me first.
00:22:22You listen.
00:22:23You're lying.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25You're lying.
00:22:26Why would I lie?
00:22:27That's the sick reason to get an attention.
00:22:28No, that is not true.
00:22:29You are in denial.
00:22:30I am just being honest with you.
00:22:31Please don't go.
00:22:32No.
00:22:33I have always cared for you.
00:22:34You care just for me because you have this sick addiction to the power of being a martyr
00:22:38and a caretaker.
00:22:39That's why you take care of me.
00:22:40You are being selfish.
00:22:41I have always protected you even when we were little kids and you never gave me so much
00:22:45of a thank you.
00:22:46A thank you?
00:22:47I was four years old.
00:22:48What do you want?
00:22:49You want a thank you?
00:22:50No, I'm not going anywhere.
00:22:51I'm taking your wallet and I'm taking your keys because you are irresponsible and you're
00:22:58too upset and you cannot drive.
00:23:01See that?
00:23:02You're not having it.
00:23:03I'm missing my arm.
00:23:05XO.
00:23:06Jack!
00:23:12Come back here!
00:23:13Jacky!
00:23:33Jacky!
00:24:04Jacky!
00:24:06Jacky!
00:24:20Crazy fucking bitch.
00:24:33I'm sorry.
00:24:34I'm sorry.
00:24:35I'm sorry.
00:24:36I'm sorry.
00:24:37I'm sorry.
00:24:38I'm sorry.
00:24:39I'm sorry.
00:24:40I'm sorry.
00:24:41I'm sorry.
00:24:42I'm sorry.
00:24:43I'm sorry.
00:24:44I'm sorry.
00:24:45I'm sorry.
00:24:46I'm sorry.
00:24:47I'm sorry.
00:24:48I'm sorry.
00:24:49I'm sorry.
00:24:50I'm sorry.
00:24:51I'm sorry.
00:24:52I'm sorry.
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:54I'm sorry.
00:24:55I'm sorry.
00:24:56I'm sorry.
00:24:57I'm sorry.
00:24:58I'm sorry.
00:24:59I'm sorry.
00:25:00I'm sorry.
00:25:01I'm sorry.
00:25:03All right.
00:25:24Let's go get her.
00:25:25Okay, yeah, we can't.
00:25:26Wait, wait, wait.
00:25:27She'll get in.
00:25:28She's so volatile.
00:25:29I don't think that we should all go.
00:25:31We should all go.
00:25:32Maybe just one person.
00:25:33Let me go.
00:25:34I'll go.
00:25:46Jackie!
00:26:02Jackie!
00:26:03Hey!
00:26:04Wait!
00:26:05Wait!
00:26:06Come on!
00:26:07Hey!
00:26:08Hey!
00:26:09Come on.
00:26:10Don't make me do this.
00:26:11What are you doing?
00:26:12What do you mean, what am I doing?
00:26:13I'm sorry.
00:26:14I'm sorry.
00:26:15Whoa.
00:26:16Are we going to a bar now?
00:26:17Is that what's going on?
00:26:18What, you have a problem with that?
00:26:19Of course I do.
00:26:22Listen, I know you very well, and I know you so well that I can...
00:26:25You don't know me.
00:26:26You don't know so much about me.
00:26:27You don't know so much about my family.
00:26:29You don't know so much about my family.
00:26:30And that's why I think that you're afraid of me.
00:26:32What are you...
00:26:33I'm sorry.
00:26:51Can I have a scotch, please?
00:26:54Is that okay with you, or did I mess up part of the intervention
00:26:56where I have an alcohol abuse problem, too?
00:26:58Have a scotch.
00:26:59Have a scotch.
00:27:03Calm you down a little bit.
00:27:12You don't know me, Ryan.
00:27:14You don't.
00:27:15Come on.
00:27:16If there's so much...
00:27:17You want to know?
00:27:18Yes, let's start right now.
00:27:19You want to know stuff?
00:27:20That would be very good.
00:27:22Carolyn was hospitalized in college for trying to stab a girl.
00:27:27Did you know that?
00:27:30I'm honestly far more interested in,
00:27:32were you, Jackie, hospitalized for not eating?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37I need to know that.
00:27:38Jackie was not hospitalized for anorexia, Ryan.
00:27:41I was...
00:27:42The only time I was in the hospital was maybe six hours
00:27:45because I had some weird-ass form of anorexia.
00:27:48Maybe six hours because I had some weird-ass form of Lyme's disease
00:27:52that was making me lose weight.
00:27:53Okay, so wait, wait, wait.
00:27:54You were, in fact, in the hospital because you did not have an appetite.
00:27:59Is that true?
00:28:00Yes, but there is a huge difference between a temporary physiological disease...
00:28:05And also, our friends talk, Jackie.
00:28:10People notice.
00:28:11I am sure they do.
00:28:12You know what?
00:28:13I'm skinny, Ryan.
00:28:14I've always been skinny.
00:28:15I'll probably always be skinny.
00:28:17How can you even say that?
00:28:18If that is an issue for you, go date someone else.
00:28:20It's not about your size.
00:28:22It's about the illness, and you know that.
00:28:24What fucking illness?
00:28:26Listen.
00:28:27There's no illness.
00:28:28I'm not keeping anything from you, Ryan.
00:28:30Oh, yeah?
00:28:31I haven't hidden anything from you.
00:28:32What have you hidden from me?
00:28:33What I had to hear from Carolyn, for one.
00:28:35That was a fucking lie.
00:28:36Everything that was said in that room was a lie.
00:28:38Look, we both had promiscuous pasts.
00:28:40Fine.
00:28:42I'm gonna be honest.
00:28:44I have something, too.
00:28:45It's in remission.
00:28:47Thank God, but at least...
00:28:50Are you...
00:28:51Are you fucking...
00:28:53Fucking kidding me?
00:28:54That seven months into dating, you're telling me that you have something?
00:28:58It's in remission.
00:28:59You're a liar!
00:29:00I'm not telling you.
00:29:01You're a liar!
00:29:02I'm being honest.
00:29:03I'm being honest.
00:29:04I've had to hear this from your sister.
00:29:06You're lying!
00:29:07You're a liar!
00:29:08I'm telling you the truth.
00:29:09I'm finding out about this now?
00:29:10Like, what the...
00:29:13Jackie, come on.
00:29:14Excuse me.
00:29:15Excuse me.
00:29:16Get out of here.
00:29:17Excuse me.
00:29:19What do I owe you?
00:29:20Five dollars.
00:29:24Just...
00:29:25Keep the change.
00:29:33Jackie!
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:44I'm sorry.
00:30:14I'm sorry.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45I'm sorry.
00:30:46I'm sorry.
00:30:47I'm sorry.
00:30:48I'm sorry.
00:30:49I'm sorry.
00:30:50I'm sorry.
00:30:51I'm sorry.
00:30:52I'm sorry.
00:30:53I'm sorry.
00:30:54I'm sorry.
00:30:55I'm sorry.
00:30:56I'm sorry.
00:30:57I'm sorry.
00:30:58I'm sorry.
00:30:59I'm sorry.
00:31:00I'm sorry.
00:31:01I'm sorry.
00:31:02I'm sorry.
00:31:03I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I'm sorry.
00:31:06I'm sorry.
00:31:07I'm sorry.
00:31:08I'm sorry.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:10I'm sorry.
00:31:11I'm sorry.
00:31:12I'm sorry.
00:31:13I'm sorry.
00:31:14I'm sorry.
00:31:15I'm sorry.
00:31:16I'm sorry.
00:31:17I'm sorry.
00:31:18I'm sorry.
00:31:19I'm sorry.
00:31:20I'm sorry.
00:31:21I'm sorry.
00:31:22I'm sorry.
00:31:23I'm sorry.
00:31:24I'm sorry.
00:31:25I'm sorry.
00:31:26I'm sorry.
00:31:27I'm sorry.
00:31:28I'm sorry.
00:31:29I'm sorry.
00:31:30I'm sorry.
00:31:31I'm sorry.
00:31:32I'm sorry.
00:31:33I'm sorry.
00:31:34I'm sorry.
00:31:35I'm sorry.
00:31:36I'm sorry.
00:31:37I'm sorry.
00:31:38I'm sorry.
00:31:39I'm sorry.
00:31:40I'm sorry.
00:31:41I'm sorry.
00:31:42Oh, this is crazy.
00:31:45They're great.
00:31:49It's just easier.
00:31:52Whoa, he's Mandy.
00:31:53Oh, it's my editor.
00:31:55Pretty easy on the eyes actually.
00:32:00You know from Brooklyn it's pretty good.
00:32:02It's pre-war.
00:32:03It's beautiful.
00:32:04It's gorgeous.
00:32:05And you know, next time I should call you when I'm in New York.
00:32:06That would be great.
00:32:07You know, because I do.
00:32:08I've done, um, I've done all, pretty much every school there.
00:32:12Uh-huh.
00:32:13Even...
00:32:14Hello?
00:32:15I fucked it up.
00:32:16Where is she?
00:32:17Guys, I fucked it up.
00:32:18What do you mean?
00:32:19Oh, my God.
00:32:20I saw her.
00:32:21I found her at the end of the street.
00:32:22We, uh, she ran into a bar.
00:32:23We talked.
00:32:24She...
00:32:25Okay.
00:32:26Ran into a bar?
00:32:27Wait a minute.
00:32:28What bar?
00:32:29Let's just...
00:32:30Tell me the bar and we'll go find her.
00:32:31No, she left.
00:32:32James, she left.
00:32:33James, hold on.
00:32:34What happened?
00:32:35Well, I...
00:32:36We talked.
00:32:37We're not gonna run away and come back, you know?
00:32:38Let her know we're not going anywhere.
00:32:39Come back.
00:32:40We're staying here.
00:32:41Good.
00:32:42That's good.
00:32:43That's good.
00:32:44Letting her know we're here for the long haul.
00:32:45Wow.
00:32:46Guys.
00:32:47No, I don't feel...
00:32:48I feel like we should at least call the police and file a missing person.
00:32:50Oh, God.
00:32:51They don't take this stuff seriously until, like, 24...
00:32:52No, I think she's gonna come back.
00:32:53I mean, she's just out clearing her head.
00:32:54Well, just in case.
00:32:55No, but she used to do this all the time as a kid.
00:32:56No, I agree.
00:32:57She's only been gone for an hour.
00:32:58I think calling the police is...
00:32:59It's...
00:33:00It's overreacting and I don't think they would take it seriously.
00:33:08I think we should have some fun.
00:33:09What does it tell us to do?
00:33:10Clarify for everyone in the room.
00:33:11It said in the...
00:33:12The...
00:33:13The guidelines, if it doesn't go well...
00:33:14Well, I actually have the pamphlet right here.
00:33:16You need to provide an environment where they can see what they're missing by not acknowledging their problem.
00:33:22In the pamphlet?
00:33:23No, I mean, the pamphlet's...
00:33:25I brought some fireworks.
00:33:28Oh.
00:33:29Of course.
00:33:30You brought some fireworks?
00:33:31Great.
00:33:32We'll light up fireworks.
00:33:33That's a good idea.
00:33:34Fireworks.
00:33:35You're amazing.
00:33:37Yes, Carolyn, you're absolutely right.
00:33:39Seriously.
00:33:40In the pamphlet.
00:33:41And I think we should have some drinks.
00:33:43Yeah, I can definitely have a cocktail.
00:33:46All right, young man, show me where these said fireworks are.
00:33:48Let's go shoot them off.
00:33:49I'll go for a cocktail, too.
00:33:51Thank you, Carolyn.
00:33:52To start with the beers?
00:33:53Yeah, always safe to start with beer.
00:33:55Is it okay if we do that?
00:33:57Yeah, it is, it is.
00:33:58We're here for a certain amount of time.
00:34:01I don't know.
00:34:02I just...
00:34:03It doesn't look like snarkier.
00:34:04No.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:08Michelle.
00:34:09Fantastic.
00:34:11Back in college.
00:34:12You know, I am a fan of...
00:34:13We used to take these.
00:34:14We used to line them up.
00:34:15I got a six.
00:34:17And we used to follow them in pitch black and do shots at everyone.
00:34:19Oh, thanks.
00:34:20Sure, no problem.
00:34:21It's very cute.
00:34:22Let's blow some stuff up.
00:34:23Happy birthday, Carolyn.
00:34:24Happy birthday.
00:34:25I know, happy birthday.
00:34:26Yay.
00:34:27I know, really.
00:34:28Happy birthday.
00:34:29Let's see.
00:34:30Make a wish.
00:34:31Make a wish.
00:34:32What else you got?
00:34:33What else you got?
00:34:34You know, I'm hungry, too.
00:34:35Smoke bombs.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37You know what?
00:34:38That's what I was going to...
00:34:39I just...
00:34:40What's that?
00:34:41When I first met you, I just thought that you were just, you know, very pretentious.
00:34:45Like...
00:34:46Pretentious, wow.
00:34:47Well, I just felt like you're judgy.
00:34:49You know what I mean?
00:34:50Huh.
00:34:51A little judgy.
00:34:52Well, I...
00:34:53Buddy, you're not.
00:34:55You got smoke bombs.
00:34:56You're not.
00:34:57That's what I mean.
00:34:58Hey, Ryan, smoke bombs.
00:34:59Oh, my God.
00:35:00Why?
00:35:01What is it?
00:35:02Is this the big one?
00:35:03Let's do that one first.
00:35:04I'm going to do that one.
00:35:05You want to shoot the big one off first?
00:35:06You have to do the big one first.
00:35:07I can't believe this is so dangerous.
00:35:12This one's going to be awesome.
00:35:13Okay.
00:35:14Are you...
00:35:15How did you get that?
00:35:16Okay.
00:35:17Oh, God.
00:35:18Oh, God.
00:35:19Oh, God.
00:35:20Oh, shit.
00:35:21We're going to get so scared.
00:35:22Oh, my God.
00:35:23Oh, my God.
00:35:24Oh, my God.
00:35:25Oh, my God.
00:35:26Oh, my God.
00:35:27Oh, my God.
00:35:28Oh, my God.
00:35:29Oh, my God.
00:35:30Oh, my God.
00:35:31Oh, my God.
00:35:32Oh, my God.
00:35:33Oh, my God.
00:35:34Holy shit.
00:35:35Jesus.
00:35:36Oh, my God.
00:35:37Oh, my God.
00:35:38That is so beautiful.
00:35:39How did you get that?
00:35:40That looks professional.
00:35:41That is some serious fireworks.
00:35:42That is not.
00:35:43That is not.
00:35:44You can't buy that in-store.
00:35:45I think...
00:35:46Where did you get that thing?
00:35:47You're going to get us arrested.
00:35:48I promise you that's not legal.
00:35:49I can promise you that much.
00:35:50I actually want rele 때문에.
00:35:51What else do you got there?
00:35:52Charlie, no more of those.
00:35:53It's so hot.
00:35:54Lighting fireworks.
00:35:55I know.
00:35:56We're totally...
00:35:57That is incredible.
00:35:58Oh, my God.
00:35:59Whoa.
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:01No, no, no!
00:36:03Here you go.
00:36:05I'll get you one. This is yours.
00:36:07Yay! Happy birthday!
00:36:11You okay?
00:36:13Is there any food?
00:36:15Any food?
00:36:17Honestly, I feel very dizzy.
00:36:19Are you hungry too? I'm hungry.
00:36:21I didn't eat anything at dinner.
00:36:23I think because at dinner...
00:36:25I was nervous too.
00:36:27My nerves were going crazy.
00:36:29I couldn't really focus.
00:36:31I couldn't eat a thing.
00:36:33I did in fact see Jackie
00:36:35eat a fair amount of dinner.
00:36:37You know, she was eating.
00:36:39It's all that weird stuff that she likes.
00:36:41She loves all that stuff.
00:36:43She was putting it away.
00:36:45How does she sense that she's being watched?
00:36:47What do you think?
00:36:49Maybe she senses it.
00:36:51What else have you got in there?
00:36:53We have a lot in there.
00:36:55The neighbors are going to hate us.
00:36:57Is it working?
00:36:59There it goes. That's nice.
00:37:01Is it going to hurt in that pot?
00:37:03No, it's pretty.
00:37:05It's so pretty.
00:37:07That looks great, right?
00:37:09Yeah.
00:37:11Grab another one.
00:37:17You did it.
00:37:19Can you put it out?
00:37:21Charlie!
00:37:23Charlie, put it out.
00:37:27It's okay.
00:37:29It's okay.
00:37:31I'm okay.
00:37:33I think that's enough of the fireworks for tonight.
00:37:35I'm sorry.
00:37:37I'm just scared.
00:37:39I'm worried about Jackie.
00:37:41Pour a beer on it.
00:37:57Are you alone?
00:38:17How many blankets should I get?
00:38:19Two?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23Maybe you should go back to wrestling.
00:38:25I bet I'd be good.
00:38:27Is that Jackie?
00:38:29No, I'm trying to get a hold
00:38:31of my fucking floor guys.
00:38:33Oh.
00:38:37I remember you were telling me
00:38:39about that.
00:38:41I asked for teak
00:38:43and then they kicked me out of the house
00:38:45for the weekend.
00:38:47Don't worry.
00:38:49You know that if I...
00:38:51I'm sure it's all good.
00:38:53I work in contracting.
00:38:55We've talked about this before.
00:38:57They came in and they suggested bamboo
00:38:59and I said absolutely not.
00:39:01I just want teak.
00:39:03What happened was they just went ahead
00:39:05and put the bamboo floors in
00:39:07and I came back home.
00:39:09That wouldn't happen.
00:39:11It's about quality.
00:39:13I tried to hire those guys on the teak.
00:39:15I bet they're doing a good job.
00:39:17I'm sorry.
00:39:19I feel like we should be out there
00:39:21for a little bit.
00:39:23Okay, here we go.
00:39:25Blankets for everyone.
00:39:27You guys can take that couch
00:39:29and this is for you.
00:39:31Scratchy the scruffy,
00:39:33softy the sweetie.
00:39:35Get special treatment.
00:39:37Okay, so pillows.
00:39:41Thank you for this,
00:39:43taking care of everybody.
00:39:45Don't you feel like this is not
00:39:47the time to be settling down?
00:39:49We agreed to stay with her for 24 hours.
00:39:51Yeah, but she ran off.
00:39:53She was worrying for no reason.
00:39:55We promised to stick to the plan
00:39:57and go by the book
00:39:59which says 24 hours.
00:40:01The kitchen!
00:40:03It went not according to plan.
00:40:05So if Jackie comes back and we're not here
00:40:07it's going to be like it never happened.
00:40:09Just wait a second and I'll show you.
00:40:11But we all want to help her
00:40:13and that's why they put these sorts of things.
00:40:15Okay, fair enough.
00:40:17They're not in there.
00:40:19They're over here.
00:40:23I don't know if these will be good enough for you.
00:40:25Come on.
00:40:47Let's go upstairs.
00:40:49Everybody's in the other room.
00:40:55They won't miss us.
00:40:57We need to find Jackie.
00:40:59She doesn't want to be found.
00:41:17Come on.
00:41:39Okay.
00:41:41Why don't we go find Jackie?
00:41:43It seems like everyone really wants to go find her.
00:41:45I think majority rules.
00:41:47So let's get ready.
00:41:49I'm ready.
00:41:51I'll go get supplies.
00:41:53We can start in the parking lot.
00:41:55We don't need supplies.
00:41:57It's raining.
00:41:59Oh, God.
00:42:01What supplies is she getting?
00:42:03I wonder how long this...
00:42:05We don't need any supplies, Caroline.
00:42:07It's fine.
00:42:09It's just going.
00:42:11Hello?
00:42:13Hello?
00:42:15Hi.
00:42:17How are you?
00:42:19I know.
00:42:21No phone.
00:42:23Okay.
00:42:25For you.
00:42:27I guess we can share.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:31It was just in here.
00:42:35All right.
00:42:37So let's get going.
00:42:39Everyone ready?
00:42:41Okay.
00:42:43Let's leave the front door open.
00:42:45Come on, guys.
00:42:51Caroline?
00:42:53Yeah?
00:42:55Are you sure she's going to be in the park?
00:42:57No.
00:42:59But it's a good place to start.
00:43:05Should we split up?
00:43:07What do you guys split up?
00:43:09I'll go with you.
00:43:11Jacky!
00:43:13Which way?
00:43:15Yeah, we should totally split up.
00:43:29What are you...
00:43:33What's up?
00:43:35Uh...
00:43:37Well, I don't...
00:43:39I'll talk to you about it later.
00:43:41What?
00:43:43But I was thinking about something.
00:43:45What's that?
00:43:47Unrelated.
00:43:49What if Jacky comes back to the house
00:43:51and we're not there?
00:43:53Would you go back?
00:43:55I will do anything.
00:43:57Would you?
00:43:59Yeah.
00:44:01I think that's smart.
00:44:03You want this, bad boy?
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:25Hello?
00:44:35Hello?
00:45:05Hello?
00:45:35Hello?
00:46:01Hello?
00:46:03Hi.
00:46:05I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up.
00:46:07Can I talk to you for a...
00:46:09Just real quick?
00:46:11Yeah, yeah, I wasn't sleeping.
00:46:13I just thought you were Jacky for a second.
00:46:15Is everyone back?
00:46:17No, they're still out looking.
00:46:21Hi.
00:46:23You're all clean.
00:46:25That sounds like a good idea.
00:46:27Stress reliever.
00:46:29I know you've been really worried about Jacky, so...
00:46:31You've been worried
00:46:33all night.
00:46:37And I know how she must treat you.
00:46:39She's tough.
00:46:43Headstrong.
00:46:47It's not easy to do what you did.
00:46:51For someone that you love.
00:46:57You dripping?
00:46:59Shut up.
00:47:01Feeling refreshed right now, so...
00:47:03Good.
00:47:09She's never really had someone like you.
00:47:11So good to her.
00:47:21She should thank God she has someone
00:47:23as good as you.
00:47:29Where'd you come from?
00:47:33You're like a super boyfriend.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:45Sorry.
00:47:47Tickle, tickle, tickle.
00:47:53Um...
00:47:55Um...
00:48:01Could I be alone, please?
00:48:07Of course.
00:48:09Because we're family.
00:48:13Alright.
00:48:25Shh.
00:48:55Hi.
00:49:07Hey.
00:49:09God.
00:49:11I'm sorry that I ran out of the bar.
00:49:15Man, you're cold.
00:49:21Alright.
00:49:23What?
00:49:27What's going on with Carolyn?
00:49:31This is just...
00:49:35Not...
00:49:37A good family to be a part of,
00:49:39frankly.
00:49:53Okay.
00:50:11Go inside
00:50:13and stand up
00:50:15to your sister.
00:50:17Don't just run away.
00:50:19You know?
00:50:23Jack, you can't
00:50:25run away from her.
00:50:29I'm tired.
00:50:31We're gonna go in there and you're going to do it.
00:50:33I'm tired.
00:50:35Okay.
00:50:43I don't want to.
00:50:45Come on.
00:50:47I'm picking you up.
00:50:53Hi, guys.
00:50:57Can you go get my purse?
00:50:59It's on the front porch.
00:51:01Go get my purse.
00:51:05I'm going upstairs.
00:51:15How is she?
00:51:17She's back. What now?
00:51:19Snacks.
00:51:21Everything's better?
00:51:23This bacon is great.
00:51:25Do you guys always buy this stuff?
00:51:27Yeah, it's hickory smoked.
00:51:29That's nice.
00:51:31Something that really bothers me
00:51:33about raw bacon.
00:51:37What is it?
00:51:39Welcome back.
00:51:41I'm so glad you found it.
00:51:43I had a vision of you guys being lost.
00:51:45Yet another...
00:51:47So...
00:51:49Okay.
00:51:51Is she okay?
00:51:53She's fine.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:49Okay.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:41Does anybody want a glass of wine?
00:53:43Yes. Are you kidding me?
00:53:45Is that yours?
00:53:49Very greasy.
00:53:51Did you make those yourself?
00:53:53No, Jack, hey.
00:53:57Can we not eat that?
00:53:59God, I'm at your back.
00:54:01I'm just gonna make a few more.
00:54:03Can you please not eat her food?
00:54:05If you're hungry, I'll make you something.
00:54:07I need you on my side.
00:54:09Can you make me a bacon wrap date?
00:54:11Get it, get it.
00:54:17Do you need help?
00:54:19Do you need some help?
00:54:21No, I got it.
00:54:23Excuse me, Charlie.
00:54:25I'm gonna give you, uh...
00:54:27We're so happy to meet you.
00:54:29Okay, I'll give you a second.
00:54:31Hey, Charlie.
00:54:33I could put out crackers or something.
00:54:35I got it.
00:54:37I could cut it.
00:54:39It's okay, I got it.
00:54:41Cheers.
00:54:43Don't you make that face.
00:54:47I'm glad you're back.
00:54:49You're not allowed to make that face right now.
00:54:51You know why.
00:54:53I don't want you to be mad at me.
00:54:57Can you explain something to me?
00:54:59What are you doing?
00:55:03You bring home another dude
00:55:05who's, like, a decade younger than you,
00:55:07who I don't even know,
00:55:09and he's at, like, my circus intervention.
00:55:11All right, age aside, he's a stranger.
00:55:13Do you have more body energy issues
00:55:15than anyone I know?
00:55:17And you're perfect, you are.
00:55:19So why pull?
00:55:21Why pull when you pull?
00:55:23No, you are.
00:55:25You love me.
00:55:27You can't help it.
00:55:29It's infectious.
00:55:31Do you need help here?
00:55:33Ow, holy shit.
00:55:35Ow, I burnt myself on the grease.
00:55:37Oh, he's fine.
00:55:39Just run a little warm water on him.
00:55:41Just let it get warm.
00:55:43It's not even that hot. He's fine.
00:55:45Jackie, do you have a first-aid kit?
00:55:47Are you under the sink?
00:55:49First-aid kit is under the sink.
00:55:51Hey, guys, look.
00:55:53Just relax. It's not bad.
00:55:55It's a little second-degree burn.
00:55:57Just put some cold water on her hand.
00:55:59It's okay. Everybody just calm down.
00:56:01What do you need?
00:56:03Calm down. She burned herself.
00:56:05Could you please, for one second?
00:56:07What do you need here?
00:56:09Bring it.
00:56:11Just one second.
00:56:13Is this the stuff right here?
00:56:15I forgot to leave William's cat.
00:56:17Let's go feed him.
00:56:19Hey.
00:56:21Ryan, in case you're interested, I'm leaving.
00:56:23What are you talking about?
00:56:25She's not fine.
00:56:27Have you seen this?
00:56:29Okay, we'll be there in a second.
00:56:31Ice water works best.
00:56:33Don't worry.
00:56:35I'm sorry about that commotion.
00:56:37All better.
00:56:39Gentlemen.
00:56:41You guys are kind of cute
00:56:43for having dated for, like,
00:56:45what, a couple hours?
00:56:47Oh, Jackie.
00:56:49Or three days.
00:56:51Three good days.
00:56:53Wait, are you wearing your seatbelt?
00:56:55Because I don't want to get a call
00:56:57from Charlie's angry mother.
00:56:59Oh, really?
00:57:01Yep, I'm buckled up.
00:57:03What's your mom's name?
00:57:05Pamela.
00:57:07Pamela?
00:57:09She's a special lady.
00:57:11Aww.
00:57:13That's actually a bit sweet.
00:57:15How old are you again?
00:57:17He's old enough.
00:57:19He's old enough.
00:57:21I'm the big 22.
00:57:23All right, we're here.
00:57:25Oh, that wasn't that far?
00:57:27No, it's just a couple blocks.
00:57:29Oh, my God.
00:57:31Why doesn't he do something about that, though?
00:57:33Every car that pulls in here.
00:57:35I hear you.
00:57:37Lookit, it's delicious.
00:57:39Come here.
00:57:41I'm sorry, but
00:57:43I think he hates you.
00:57:45I haven't had him
00:57:47in two days.
00:57:49I hate me too.
00:57:51You should go in.
00:57:53I am not going in the pool.
00:57:55You should go in.
00:57:57No, there will be no throwing me in the pool.
00:57:59I am not going in the pool.
00:58:01Or, no.
00:58:03I will kick.
00:58:05Oh, my God.
00:58:07Why do boys always have to do that?
00:58:09Because they're boys.
00:58:11It feels good.
00:58:13No, no, no.
00:58:15It's like a boy DNA thing.
00:58:17You should come in.
00:58:19I'm not coming in.
00:58:21Don't get wet.
00:58:23I swim like a dog.
00:58:25You do?
00:58:27Yeah.
00:58:29You're a good thrower.
00:58:31You're a good thrower.
00:58:35Good thrower, but not a great catcher.
00:58:37I'm just sort of
00:58:39afraid of it.
00:58:41You have to watch it when it comes towards you.
00:58:43You have to keep your eyes on the ball.
00:58:47Charlie, go underwater again.
00:58:49Okay.
00:58:51He totally does what you tell him to do.
00:58:53Stay underwater.
00:58:55Charlie, touch the bottom of the pool.
00:58:57Are you trying to send me under so I can't hear?
00:58:59No, I just want to see if you can touch the bottom of the pool.
00:59:01Okay.
00:59:03It's like a puppy.
00:59:05Here, go get the ball.
00:59:07Come back.
00:59:09Get the ball.
00:59:11Yep.
00:59:13So you can? Okay, good.
00:59:15Just checking. Just seeing.
00:59:17All right.
00:59:19That sounds pretty funny.
00:59:21Jackie.
00:59:27Hey.
00:59:29Stop worrying.
00:59:31It's fine.
00:59:37Whatever.
00:59:41She didn't even go to college.
00:59:45Yeah.
00:59:47We went to Ivy League.
00:59:49That's not fair.
00:59:53She didn't go to college because
00:59:55her mom was home protecting me.
00:59:57That's why she didn't go to college.
01:00:09Oh.
01:00:13Hello.
01:00:19Hola, mi amigo.
01:00:21Do you have to splash me?
01:00:23Hello.
01:00:25Let's do this.
01:00:27Hey, guys.
01:00:29Hi.
01:00:31Too shabby.
01:00:33It's my weekend.
01:00:37Did you take care of your wound?
01:00:39Yeah, I did.
01:00:41I'm going to get in.
01:00:43I'm popping in.
01:00:45Fair warning.
01:00:49Hey.
01:00:51Can I just go in my boxers?
01:00:53I don't want to wear this guy's swimsuit.
01:00:55You can go in your boxers.
01:00:59We like you.
01:01:17What are you doing?
01:01:19Oh.
01:01:21Remember what we talked about?
01:01:23Yes.
01:01:27How are my currents here?
01:01:29A little late night swim?
01:01:31We always swim at Williams.
01:01:33Oh, that was another boyfriend.
01:01:35Sorry.
01:01:37I'm telling you.
01:01:39You want a beer?
01:01:41Yeah.
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:45Oh, yes.
01:01:47Here's a game.
01:01:49You throw it,
01:01:51and then you catch it without it splashing.
01:01:55Dude.
01:01:57No, no.
01:01:59Sorry.
01:02:17I don't want to play.
01:02:19Come on.
01:02:23I said I don't want to play.
01:02:25I know.
01:02:27Sorry.
01:02:29I just think tonight's called.
01:02:31You know what?
01:02:33I just feel like we're in a completely different direction.
01:02:35I mean, and I honestly don't want to dwell on it.
01:02:37Everybody's having a good time right now,
01:02:39and it's just not really worth getting into.
01:02:41When you called her to say...
01:02:43Who?
01:02:45Caroline.
01:02:47Caroline called me.
01:02:49Wait a minute.
01:02:51She told me that I needed to get home as soon as I could
01:02:53to spend the tour
01:02:55and jump into this intervention.
01:02:57Yeah.
01:02:59Well, she called me.
01:03:01She called you?
01:03:03Yeah.
01:03:05You called her?
01:03:07No.
01:03:09What?
01:03:11A beer?
01:03:13I don't... I don't doubt anything at this point.
01:03:15I mean, let's just get through the night.
01:03:17Wait, she's still...
01:03:19She's still under the water.
01:03:21What?
01:03:23She's still under the water.
01:03:25What? Caroline?
01:03:27Yeah.
01:03:29What the fuck?
01:03:31I hit her in the head with a ball.
01:03:33Dude, get in.
01:03:35Caroline.
01:03:37Oh, my God.
01:03:39Oh, shit.
01:03:41You scared the shit out of me.
01:03:43That's not funny.
01:03:45Caroline, that's not funny.
01:03:47Where's your top?
01:03:49I don't know. Someone took my top.
01:03:51Nobody took your top.
01:03:53Ooh, does anyone know
01:03:55where my top is?
01:03:59Can you please come here and put some clothes on?
01:04:01What are you laughing at?
01:04:03You're not a pervert.
01:04:05Don't get away with that.
01:04:07Nobody's laughing. Get out of the pool.
01:04:09I took your top.
01:04:11You wanted to see my soft breasts.
01:04:13Well, here they are.
01:04:15Cottonfield, do you like that?
01:04:17No, I found it.
01:04:19Look, look, look, look, look.
01:04:21Charlie found your top.
01:04:23Caroline, look at me.
01:04:25Okay.
01:04:27You put it down your pants and you didn't get out of the pool.
01:04:29Caroline.
01:04:31Caroline, you intentionally
01:04:33came here this weekend to take my top.
01:04:35You pervert perverts. Don't get away with that.
01:04:39Caroline.
01:04:41You're a fucking pervert.
01:04:49You're a pervert.
01:04:51You little sick little boy here.
01:04:53You're going to take it out of the bucket.
01:04:55Is that what you're going to do?
01:04:57Okay.
01:04:59You know what?
01:05:01Come on, Caroline.
01:05:03Do you just, like, go and
01:05:05take girls' tops without having to do it?
01:05:07Charlie said he was sorry, okay?
01:05:09Please get out of the water.
01:05:11Because you're a pervert.
01:05:13Caroline, get out of the water.
01:05:15Charlie said he was sorry.
01:05:17Because you're a pervert, right?
01:05:19Because I'm a pervert.
01:05:21Caroline, here.
01:05:31Can you believe this guy?
01:05:33Stealing my top.
01:05:35He's got some local
01:05:37yokel, you know? Stealing my top.
01:05:43This is a get-all-off-the-turn-up
01:05:45truck. Stealing my top.
01:05:47I just didn't get a change.
01:05:51Just give her a minute, and let's just...
01:05:55Yeah, thanks, man.
01:06:11It's just...
01:06:13No, it's okay.
01:06:15I didn't do anything wrong.
01:06:17It's okay.
01:06:35Are we going?
01:06:37Yeah.
01:06:39We all cleaned up?
01:06:41Yep, it's fine.
01:06:59That's why I say you should never
01:07:01go swimming alone.
01:07:03I mean, I just don't know
01:07:05what I would have done
01:07:07if you hadn't been there.
01:07:13I think it's just not cool
01:07:15how you're into chicks that have
01:07:17sicknesses.
01:07:19That's like a sick fetish.
01:07:21You should probably look into that.
01:07:27I don't know.
01:07:29I don't know.
01:07:31I don't know.
01:08:01I don't know.
01:08:19I think I'm gonna go tidy up.
01:08:31I think we've all had enough for tonight.
01:08:33I'm gonna head out.
01:08:35I think we should all head out.
01:08:37No, no.
01:08:39James, you know what?
01:08:41I want to talk to you.
01:08:43I think you owe me that much,
01:08:45so go get comfortable.
01:08:47Let's put on some music or something.
01:08:49I'm serious.
01:08:51Charlie, are you hungry?
01:08:53Yeah, sure.
01:08:55He's always hungry.
01:08:57It's like a garbage disposal.
01:09:01Go.
01:09:03Wow.
01:09:05Ah, that smells good.
01:09:07It's amazing.
01:09:09It's amazing.
01:09:11Would you like me
01:09:13to make you a plate?
01:09:15Yes, please.
01:09:21Can I talk to you for a second?
01:09:25Should I be scared?
01:09:27No. Enjoy.
01:09:29Okay.
01:09:33What's up?
01:09:35Nothing really.
01:09:39I just want to say good work today.
01:09:41It was really great.
01:09:43What you...
01:09:45Thanks.
01:09:49You're welcome.
01:09:55And, of course, I do apologize.
01:09:57I'm really, really, really sorry, Jackie,
01:09:59about...
01:10:01being part of this whole...
01:10:03mistake.
01:10:05It's okay.
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:11I mean, honestly,
01:10:13you got through it.
01:10:15We got through it.
01:10:17Flying colors, I think.
01:10:19I don't know.
01:10:21We're a pretty good team.
01:10:23Yeah.
01:10:25And...
01:10:27Who knows?
01:10:31We can probably handle
01:10:33a lot of stuff, I think.
01:10:39That's it, really.
01:10:41Well...
01:10:45What do you think?
01:10:51What do I think about what?
01:10:53Yeah.
01:11:01You wanna...
01:11:03What are you saying?
01:11:05Give it a try?
01:11:07I'm so tired. I don't even know what you're talking about.
01:11:09What are you talking about?
01:11:11Will you marry me?
01:11:23I'm sorry.
01:11:27No.
01:11:29Fine.
01:11:31We're not right for each other long-term.
01:11:33We're not.
01:11:41Not now.
01:11:47How much time do you think you're gonna need here?
01:11:53It's never gonna happen.
01:11:57I'm so sorry.
01:12:01Okay?
01:12:07Mm-mm.
01:12:23Okay.
01:12:49You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:12:53It's so incredibly inappropriate
01:12:55that you've been talking to my sister behind my back.
01:13:01James.
01:13:05I just don't think there's any getting through
01:13:07to you or to anyone else tonight.
01:13:09It's late, Jackie.
01:13:11Sorry.
01:13:23Um...
01:13:37Brian kind of proposed?
01:13:41Guys, um,
01:13:43I feel really bad about
01:13:45how we haven't had much fun tonight,
01:13:47so I've prepared a dance
01:13:49to, um, music
01:13:51that I composed.
01:14:19♪
01:14:25Hurry on down
01:14:29To my house, baby
01:14:33Ain't nobody
01:14:35home but you and me
01:14:41Hurry on down
01:14:45To my house, baby
01:14:49I'm blue as I can be
01:14:56I love you
01:15:00And you love me
01:15:05Hurry through the alley
01:15:07So the neighbors won't see
01:15:13Hurry on down
01:15:16To my house, baby
01:15:21Ain't nobody home but me
01:15:30Hurry on down
01:15:33To my house, baby
01:15:38Ain't nobody home but me
01:15:42I want you to haul it down
01:15:46Drag it down
01:15:48Any old way you get it down
01:15:54I'm blue as I can be
01:16:01Oh, my mama's gone
01:16:04For the whole long day
01:16:11Hey, Governor
01:16:13We've got a long time at play
01:16:19If you hurry on down
01:16:23To my house, baby
01:16:28Ain't nobody home but me
01:16:36Ashes to ashes
01:16:40Okay, okay, okay, I think we're done
01:16:42I think we're done here
01:16:43I think we're done
01:16:44Oh, it was horrible
01:16:46Uh-huh, uh-huh, come on
01:16:47Stop this right now
01:16:48Come on, come on, Strat
01:16:49Carol
01:16:50No
01:16:53Don't touch her
01:16:55Babe
01:16:57That was really amazing
01:17:02Ain't nobody
01:17:03Ain't nobody home but me
01:17:06Amazing
01:17:07She said it was amazing
01:17:10She said it was amazing
01:17:12It was amazing
01:17:13It was amazing
01:17:15Are you happy?
01:17:16Does that make you feel better?
01:17:17Does that make you feel better?
01:17:18I'm all alone
01:17:20I don't know
01:17:21James, I think you should go
01:17:23Ain't nobody home
01:17:25I think you should leave
01:17:26But me
01:17:27Go
01:17:28Get out
01:17:29Okay, you know what?
01:17:30You asked me to stay and now you want me to
01:17:31No, James, get the fuck out
01:17:32You know what?
01:17:33I actually think that I'm gonna stay
01:17:34James, just get out
01:17:35I think that I'm gonna stay
01:17:36Jackie
01:17:37Get the fuck out of my house
01:17:39My house, Ryan
01:17:40Don't get involved
01:17:41In fact, I'm gonna sit here
01:17:42Let's clear this out
01:17:43Get out of my house
01:17:48Get out of my fucking house
01:17:50This is my fucking house
01:17:51Get out
01:17:52Get out, Ryan
01:17:54Do you hear what she's saying?
01:17:56Don't touch me
01:17:57You get out of here
01:17:58Jackie
01:17:59Get out
01:18:00James, what did I just say?
01:18:01Get the fuck out
01:18:03When did she get the fuck out of his house?
01:18:05I got the fuck out of his house
01:18:06You're not welcome here
01:18:07No, Jackie
01:18:08Just leave, you're not helping
01:18:09So far as he right now
01:18:10James, get out
01:18:11Maybe you should go
01:18:12Huh?
01:18:13Get the fuck out, fuck face
01:18:14Just leave
01:18:15Jackie
01:18:16Ryan, get out
01:18:17Yeah, get out
01:18:18Both acting
01:18:19Ryan, please, please
01:18:20Do you not see what's happening right now?
01:18:21I don't care what's happening
01:18:22You get out
01:18:24Yeah, get out
01:18:26Get out
01:18:28Christ
01:18:29Get out
01:18:31Jackie
01:18:32Please, just
01:18:33Get out
01:18:34Jackie, see ya
01:18:36This is a problem, okay?
01:18:37Yeah
01:18:38What do you mean, no, it's fine?
01:18:39Get the fuck out of his house
01:18:41It's over, Paco
01:18:42Get the both acting crazy, you both
01:18:44Okay
01:18:47Charlie, come on
01:18:52Here we go
01:19:05That is so much better
01:19:07Isn't that so much better?
01:19:09Yeah
01:19:11It's our birthday weekend
01:19:15Why didn't you invite those people here anyway?
01:19:35Do you hear that?
01:19:40It's quiet
01:19:48Let's go to bed, yeah?
01:19:52Go to bed and then we can do something around tomorrow
01:19:55Just you two of us, okay?
01:20:05Come on
01:20:23Okay, be careful
01:20:34Thank you
01:21:04I love you
01:21:31I love you
01:21:34I love you
01:22:04We finally
01:22:08get to see an expo
01:22:34If I live
01:22:36Shoot him, shoot him
01:22:37To see next fall
01:22:39Shoot him, shoot him
01:22:40I ain't gonna raise
01:22:42Shoot him, shoot him
01:22:44No cabbage at all
01:22:45Shoot him, shoot him
01:22:47Old Uncle Rabbit
01:22:49Shoot him, shoot him
01:22:51Gotta have it
01:22:53Shoot him, shoot him
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