Rajpal Yadav Comedy scenes _ chup chup ke(360P)
Rajpal Yadav Comedy scenes | chup chup ke
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00:00So, till now you didn't understand that he is deaf.
00:07He is deaf?
00:08Yes.
00:09Oh my god!
00:10He can understand only one language, sign language.
00:11Master, look at me.
00:12Look, I will show you.
00:13Jabba.
00:14Jabba.
00:15Jabba.
00:16Jabba.
00:17Jabba.
00:18Master, look what he said.
00:19He needs support.
00:20He is deaf.
00:21He is deaf.
00:22Jabba.
00:23Jabba.
00:24Jabba.
00:25Jabba.
00:26Jabba.
00:27Jabba.
00:28He is deaf.
00:29He needs support.
00:30He is deaf.
00:31He is also deaf.
00:32Oh!
00:33You have money?
00:34No.
00:35No?
00:36Will your father pay you more money?
00:37JabbaтАжJabbaтАжJabbaтАжHe eats like this.
00:38Don't ask him such noble questions.
00:39He has become a bull by eating so much.
00:40Where did you come from?
00:41Where is your house?
00:42Ask in Sign Language, Master.
00:43Then you ask him.
00:44Ask him what is your house.
00:45Ask him, okay.
00:46Your house, my house, is your house.
00:47Yes, I know.
00:48Your house is your house.
00:49Yes.
00:50I know, I know.
00:51I know, I know, I know.
00:52Okay.
00:54Your...
00:56House...
00:58Bar.
00:59Where is your house bar?
01:03Huh?
01:04And he's asking for soup.
01:05Not soup.
01:06House bar.
01:07Shut up!
01:08He keeps talking about eating and drinking.
01:09Now I'll deal with him.
01:10Ask him, sir.
01:11Your...
01:12Village.
01:14Village.
01:15Cuckoo.
01:16Cuckoo.
01:17Cuckoo.
01:19Well.
01:20Well.
01:21Water.
01:22Water.
01:23Your...
01:24Village.
01:25Where is it?
01:26Where is it?
01:27He's coming again.
01:28Which village is this?
01:29He's asking you where your village is.
01:31It's a graveyard.
01:33Jabba.
01:34Jabba.
01:35I'll ask you all over India with a sign.
01:39You tell me.
01:40Which is your place?
01:42Huh?
01:43Jabba.
01:47Jabba.
01:48What is this?
01:49You didn't understand?
01:50You didn't understand?
01:51Kick.
01:52I'm kicking.
01:53Kick.
01:54Now that you said it, I understood.
01:56Well, one fool understood.
01:58Now how do I make this donkey understand?
02:00Sir, ask him Ratnagiri.
02:01Ratnagiri.
02:02Ratnagiri.
02:05Ratna.
02:07Ratna.
02:09Ratna.
02:10Giri.
02:11Giri.
02:12Come here.
02:13Come here.
02:14Yes, sir.
02:15Ratna.
02:17Giri.
02:18Ratnagiri.
02:19Ratnagiri.
02:20Ratnagiri.
02:21Hey.
02:22You misunderstood.
02:24I'll ask him about Kolkata.
02:29Koal.
02:30Huh?
02:31Koal.
02:32Kata.
02:33Sir, ask him carefully or he'll cut me.
02:35What do I do?
02:37What do I do?
02:38Ask him about Bori Bandar.
02:41Bori Bandar?
02:46Bori.
02:47Huh?
02:48Got it?
02:49One more time.
02:50Bori!
02:51Now you tell me about the monkey.
02:53Hey!
02:56Got it?
02:57Bori, monkey.
02:58Don't forget.
02:59Got it?
03:00What is this?
03:01The kids are going backwards.
03:02The platform is not going backwards.
03:03The boat is going forward.
03:09Mucchad!
03:10The boat is in the water.
03:12Mucchad is taking the boat.
03:14Mania, jump in the water.
03:15Jump in the water.
03:16Jump in the water.
03:18Why should I jump in the water?
03:19Mucchad took the boat, didn't he?
03:23Where ever this monkey steps,
03:25I will kill him.
03:27Don't kill him. He is alive.
03:30My boat is going.
03:34Sir, that's enough.
03:36Let's decide about this today.
03:39What decision?
03:40Let's go straight to Mucchad's house.
03:41Then?
03:42And then let's tell Mucchad
03:43whether he will return the boat or not.
03:45Then?
03:46Then the decision is made.
03:49I will kill you.
03:50Don't you know the strength of the Gujaratis?
03:52If you have the guts,
03:53come to the arena,
03:54shake hands
03:55and if any one of us loses,
03:56take your boat back.
03:58This is a very good opportunity, sir.
04:00Let's take one or two people and throw them.
04:01Let's take the boat back and go.
04:04Hey, what are you whispering?
04:06Come if you have the guts.
04:07If I win,
04:08will I get the boat back?
04:10Yes.
04:11And what about my money?
04:12Oh, I am sorry.
04:14And what about my money?
04:15Oh, I am sorry.
04:16Sorry?
04:17Yes.
04:18Are you sure?
04:19Yes.
04:20In front of everyone?
04:21Yes.
04:22Come on.
04:23Come on.
04:24Come on.
04:25Come on.
04:26Mother, bless me.
04:27I will recognize your son.
04:28Bless me.
04:29Yes.
04:30Jai Maa Durga Mata.
04:31Finish it.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Why did you come back?
04:34Finish it.
04:35I won't finish it.
04:36I won't finish it.
04:37Sir, what happened?
04:38He is wearing underwear.
04:39He is wearing underwear.
04:40He is wearing underwear.
04:41He is wearing underwear.
04:42He is wearing underwear.
04:43He is wearing underwear.
04:44So what?
04:45So what?
04:46But I am not wearing it.
04:47At least you should have worn underwear in the other house.
04:50What to do?
04:51He has underwear too.
04:52How is that?
04:53I had asked him to dry the underwear on the boat.
04:55The boat went and the underwear went.
04:56Yes.
04:57So let's ask for the underwear first.
04:58Then we will ask for the boat.
04:59No.
05:00First the boat.
05:01Then the underwear.
05:02What happened?
05:03Are you sweating now?
05:04No.
05:05No.
05:06I am not sweating.
05:07But if I am sweating,
05:08then he doesn't have what it takes to stop it.
05:11And Mr. Chauhan,
05:12don't think that we are cowards.
05:17No.
05:18My great-grandfather was a fighter.
05:22And in his family,
05:23blood of brave men is flowing.
05:25Yes.
05:26So he will fight in my place.
05:30How can I fight?
05:31Why?
05:32Aren't you a brave man?
05:33I am.
05:34But I won't fight.
05:35Hey, you fool.
05:37He is right.
05:38I can't fight with him.
05:39Then okay.
05:40Fight with Sheetal.
05:41Who is Sheetal?
05:42Sheetal.
05:43You will know now.
06:04Sheetal.
06:12This is cheating.
06:14How can you call a man a woman?
06:17This is injustice.
06:18I won't fight with him.
06:30Catch him.
06:31Catch him.
06:33Catch him.
06:34Catch him.
06:37Catch him.
06:42Catch him.
06:50Catch him.
06:51Yes, catch him.
06:53Catch him.
06:54Don't leave him.
06:56Catch him.
06:59Catch him.
07:00Don't leave him.
07:01Catch him.
07:06Shoot him.
07:07One piece of him,
07:09in Surat.
07:10Another one, in Ahmedabad.
07:14Shoot.
07:15You fool.
07:16Shoot.
07:19Catch him.
07:22No!
07:24No!
07:27No!
07:30No!
07:34Come here!
07:38Come here!
07:40He's dumb!
07:42Don't hit him!
07:44Hit him!
07:46I'm dumb too!
07:48If you listen to me and do as I say, it'll be good for you.
07:51What if I don't?
07:53It'll be bad for you.
07:55I'm the manager here.
07:57He won't listen to you.
07:59I'll make him listen to me.
08:01Will you listen to me or not?
08:03I'll show you what I'm made of.
08:05This is cold.
08:07I'll show you both.
08:09I'll show you both.
08:14Where are you going?
08:16You said you'd show me something.
08:18One!
08:19What is it?
08:21He was showing us.
08:23No, ma'am!
08:25They didn't see you.
08:27They saw everything.
08:29I'll kill you!
08:31Who knows how to polish shoes?
08:35I don't.
08:37He does.
08:39He's a master.
08:41What's your name?
08:43Dandiya.
08:45Dandiya, learn to polish shoes.
08:46Natwar, get all the shoes from this house and give them to him.
08:50Let's go.
08:56If I'd polished all these shoes on the footpath...
08:59...I'd have earned enough to buy a boat in a week.
09:03Here you go.
09:05These shoes are a bit old.
09:07Learn to polish them properly.
09:10We'll give you new ones.
09:12Some shoes have gone out with their feet.
09:14We'll give you new ones as soon as they come back.
09:17Are you going to be a collector?
09:20Do something!
09:22No, no, no.
09:24You'll have to do the work yourself.
09:27And on time.
09:29Or you'll get beaten up.
09:31How dare you!
09:33I'll do it on time.
09:35If you finish this work, I'll give you a new one.
09:39Am I a ghost?
09:41Am I a ghost that you keep giving me work?
09:47Tell me.
09:49Which one of you can wash clothes properly?
09:53Which one?
09:55I'll never do that.
10:02I wash clothes very well.
10:04He can't do it.
10:06I'll teach him.
10:08Clothes are expensive.
10:09If he washes them, they'll tear.
10:11So?
10:13You'll have to do this work.
10:16You'll die of cough.
10:24Where's the washer?
10:39Guruji.
10:41Tell me one thing.
10:43Haven't the people here washed their clothes for the last two years?
10:46Don't waste time on useless things.
10:49The rest of the people are also bringing their clothes.
10:51Yes, yes, let them bring.
10:53Let them bring the clothes of the whole house.
10:55Ask the neighbours, let them bring their clothes too.
10:57This is cheap and good soap.
10:59That's why you're making me do so much work.
11:07Is this a lehenga or a circus drum?
11:09This is a circus drum.
11:11Tell me one thing.
11:13How many families live in this house?
11:1515-16 families.
11:17Why do you call it a house? Why don't you call it a district?
11:19Do your work or I'll tie you to the rope.
11:27Which demon has this kurta?
11:29This kurta belongs to our boss.
11:31That means there's another demon among these demons.
11:34Speak in a low voice.
11:36These people are nothing.
11:37He's the real demon.
11:39Mangal Singh Chauhan.
11:41He has gone to Gujarat. He'll be back soon.
11:45Hello, hello.
11:48What?
11:50I won't let you go.
11:52I know a little Gujarati too.
11:54No, Jammu.
11:56No, Jammu.
11:58No, Jammu.
12:00Go and dig a pit.
12:02You don't understand Gujarati.
12:04You'll enjoy it when you study hard.
12:05My condition is getting worse.
12:07And you want me to dig a pit.
12:09Do you know what that means?
12:11He was asking me to have food.
12:13What?
12:15Go and do your work.
12:17What food?
12:19Choli sabji, chapati and ghoongra.
12:21What else?
12:23Chapati.
12:25What was in the sweet?
12:27What do they call it in Gujarati?
12:29Ghoongra.
12:31Ghoongra, ghoongra.
12:36I thought it was something else.
12:38Nothing can be done now.
12:40The rule of this house is that once someone refuses..
12:43..he won't get food again.
12:45Oh God, what is this atrocity?
12:47I do all the work, he eats.
12:49Can't anything be done now?
12:51It's possible. Once everyone gets food..
12:53..if there's any food left, I'll tell them..
12:55..they'll call you.
12:57Do something.
12:59Hey, get up.
13:01Go and wash the clothes.
13:03Hey, what are you doing?
13:05Have you gone mad?
13:08Suddenly I thought of my master.
13:10That's why I lost my senses.
13:12Hey, this is not your master.
13:14These are the clothes of sir's only sister.
13:16If they tear even a little..
13:18..then sir will kill you.
13:33Hey.
13:36What do you want?
13:38I don't know Gujarati.
13:40That's why I didn't go when they called me for food.
13:42Can I get some food?
13:44What?
13:46What? I've already polished my shoes.
13:48I've washed my clothes too.
13:50What did that actress call me?
13:52Can I get a blouse?
13:54What?
13:56A blouse and a blouse?
13:58Yes, yes, blouse and blouse.
14:00Which blouse and blouse?
14:02Do you want this blouse and blouse?
14:04Yes, yes, I want it.
14:06Oh, my God.
14:08If you don't mind, I'll buy it myself.
14:10Uncle, come quickly.
14:12Come quickly.
14:14Uncle, I want your blouse and blouse.
14:17Yes, yes, I'll ask for it.
14:19Give it to me.
14:25You must have made a mistake.
14:27That's why you're in this condition.
14:29It's good that I reached on time.
14:30Otherwise, they would have beaten you to death.
14:32They would have beaten you to death.
14:34And they would have eaten you in the evening.
14:36What kind of people are they?
14:38From morning to evening, work, work, work.
14:40Food is forbidden.
14:44Oh, I see.
14:46This creature is sitting here.
14:49Sit here.
14:51Sit here.
14:53You got the news.
14:55They washed us like utensils in the kitchen.
14:57They washed us.
14:59Did they beat you?
15:01Yes, they beat me there too.
15:04Where are you going?
15:06Why are you crying? Don't go anywhere.
15:08Sit here.
15:10You'll get it here.
15:12Beat me?
15:14No, food.
15:16Take this plate.
15:18Give it to me.
15:28What kind of animal skin is this?
15:30It doesn't bite.
15:32Then how do I eat it dry?
15:34I need something with it.
15:36I'll get pickle.
15:38You want pickle?
15:40Yes, I want.
15:42Take four.
15:44One, two, three, four.
15:46What is this?
15:48Five, six.
15:55Did you wash your hands?
15:57I've been washing clothes for an hour with soap.
16:00Should I wash my hands for this?
16:02Dirty rascal.
16:06Will I get water?
16:08To bite?
16:10Thank God, the chapatis are soft today.
16:13So these are the new guys who came for work?
16:16The boys are good. They work hard.
16:18Is this all they serve here?
16:20Really?
16:22So should I get you food from a five star hotel?
16:24Eat fast and get to work.
16:25I'm not used to eating so fast.
16:28Look at him. He's eating so quietly.
16:31He'll eat anything you give him.
16:33And he won't listen to anything you say.
16:35Why? Is he dumb?
16:37Yes, he's dumb.
16:39But he's not proud of it at all.
16:46Give me some pickle.
16:48You idiot.
16:50You can't even eat properly.
16:52And you can't even tolerate it.
16:53I'll kill you.
17:05Come here.
17:07I'm sorry, sir.
17:09I didn't see you.
17:11If you didn't see me, how did you hit me?
17:14No, I was hitting him.
17:16Who?
17:18This dumbass?
17:20Come here.
17:22I'll teach you a lesson.
17:24Hold this.
17:26Now you hit him.
17:28Hit him.
17:30And listen.
17:32Hit him.
17:34I'm your brother.
17:36Come here.
17:38Hit him.
17:52Be careful.
17:54I told you to be careful.
17:56What are you doing?
17:58You'll get hurt if you stand in front of me.
18:00What happened?
18:02That's what I'm asking.
18:04What do you want?
18:06I tied him up.
18:08I tied him up.
18:10I'm not talking about him.
18:12You know him.
18:14And everyone in this house knows that...
18:16...I take him away when I'm married.
18:18What happened?
18:19Sir, what happened?
18:21Sir, I was saying...
18:23He made the tie too long.
18:25What did he tie?
18:27For the wedding.
18:29Whose wedding?
18:31Shruti madam's.
18:33So he's Shruti's husband.
18:35What are you saying?
18:37He didn't say that he tied him up.
18:39He tied him up.
18:41He tied him up for the wedding.
18:43What?
18:45I thought it was a house.
18:47Do you have such houses in your village?
18:49No, it's a palace.
18:51My father-in-law told me...
18:53...to decorate this house like a palace.
18:55It's Shruti madam's wedding, right?
18:57When is the wedding?
18:59The date was set long ago.
19:01The day of the wedding, the wedding got called off.
19:03It's so sad that the wedding got called off on the day of the wedding.
19:05When Mangal swore...
19:07...then everyone in the house swore...
19:10...that until Shruti madam gets married...
19:13...no one in the house will get married.
19:17Why won't they?
19:19That's good.
19:21Otherwise I wouldn't have been worthy of getting married.
19:24But I want this wedding to take place at any cost.
19:28Otherwise when will I get married?
19:31According to your age, there's only one woman in this house...
19:35...who's worthy of you.
19:37That's Mucchad's wife.
19:39But for that, you'll have to get rid of Mucchad.
19:42Hey! Stop this nonsense.
19:44I want Rupa.
19:47Rupa?
19:49You want to marry Rupa?
19:51Shut up! She's not Rupa.
19:53She's Gagraj Choli.
19:55Shut up!
19:57The one who beat you up...
19:59Hey! Stop this nonsense.
20:01Make me a drink.
20:03Don't shout.
20:05Don't talk.
20:14I want Rupa.
20:17I want Rupa.
20:19I want Rupa.
20:24Oh no!
20:29I've had enough for the day.
20:33That's why I can hear different things.
20:36Chhota Chetan, either you drink or you go to sleep.
20:39I'll go to sleep.
20:49Namaste.
20:52Good night.
21:02Hey! Go to sleep!
21:11What's happening?
21:13Shut up, you dog! Go to sleep!
21:17Namaste.
21:19Is this Mr. Mohan Rao's house?
21:21Yes. Why?
21:24I was thinking of visiting him once.
21:28I am Mohan Rao.
21:29You've seen me?
21:30Come on.
21:40What is it?
21:42I am Langotia Jeetu's dead friend.
21:44What?
21:45I mean, I am dead Jeetu's Langotia friend.
21:48What?
21:49Was.
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22:32Who is she?
22:34Oh my God!
22:37Hey!
22:39That's him!
22:43Who is he?
22:48What did you ask?
22:50Who is he?
22:53What do you think of Jeetu?
22:57What?
23:00So you don't know who he is?
23:05I'll explain it to you right now.
23:10You scoundrel!
23:13You scoundrel!
23:15Ravan's family!
23:16You fish-eater!
23:17You pig-eater!
23:18You bird-eater!
23:19You cheater!
23:20You were such a good friend!
23:21You cheated me so badly!
23:24If I saved your life, you could have at least said a word to me!
23:28Say it once!
23:29I want to hear your dumb tongue!
23:30And remember one thing!
23:31If I can save your life,
23:32I can even open your shut-mouth!
23:34Say it, you scoundrel!
23:35Say it!
23:37Forgive me, my friend.
23:46Okay, listen to me.
23:47Listen to me.
23:48Try to understand my problem.
23:49What's going on?
23:51You found out?
23:52You found out everything?
23:53I used my brain to find out everything?
23:56Can you say that?
23:57Okay, okay.
23:58Leave all this.
23:59You left it?
24:00I used my brain to find out everything?
24:02Yes.
24:03You used your brain and soap to keep the clothes outside.