B.A.D. Cats (1980) Action Adventure Thriller

Retro Kid
Retro Kid
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A team of cops named B.A.D. Cats are assigned to investigate car thieves.
Transcript
00:00:00You
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00:01:53And we ask O Lord that you take your daughter birth a stone to your bosom
00:02:00For she is leaving this earth for your heavenly kingdom
00:02:04There to dwell forever among those who have done your bidding
00:02:09Bertha was a good woman a kind woman
00:02:12Nor we pray that you find it in your heart
00:02:18Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir
00:02:23Well, you see your peach you've got to pick it
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00:03:00Respects Paul. Yeah, nobody likes losing his woman. I'm getting tired of this. So are we
00:03:07look
00:03:08You know where you stole five million in Brink's gold. We think you're trying to ship it out of the country
00:03:13I don't have your gold. I
00:03:16Took the feds over a year to find that out and if they didn't come up with anything you're sure not going to but then
00:03:21Again, if you were any good, you still wouldn't be local cops. Now, why don't you just leave me alone?
00:03:25Well, I wish we could Paul but you see we have this warrant and it says we're just gonna have to check out the mausoleum
00:03:39Why not turn up everything else I own you may as well look there too. Come on, let's get out of here the air is bad
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00:04:00Told you they weren't stupid it was right boss. Is that exactly what I expected them to do by the way?
00:04:06Where'd you get that body? We just buried that nursing home on the east side. It was just like you said no relatives
00:04:11Nothing. I said she was your stepmother. That's good
00:04:17Where's the car
00:04:22Right there
00:04:25It's gone
00:04:27Stolen it was stolen. They got the one we rigged. I warned you not to bring it. You know, this could blow the whole thing
00:04:35Go get a cab
00:04:38Where
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00:05:17Captain I understand we'll be in as soon as we can't. Well, you just told us a half an hour ago, sir
00:05:22Well, we're waiting. I
00:05:24understand that
00:05:26Yes, sir
00:05:28Yes, sir
00:05:29We got to go right now. He's really crazy. Nick. There is no way this is gonna work. No way
00:05:34See, I'm still gonna be teed off
00:05:37You get it you get it. No, I got work to do you go get it. Come on. I got it last time. Yeah, I
00:05:43Always get it
00:05:47Hi sunshine, I got enough food here. What are you doing? Oh see tell her what we're doing
00:05:55Uh
00:05:57I hate to do this to you
00:05:58But we just got a call from the captain a lot of the guys are out with the blue flu, honey
00:06:01We have to go to headquarters now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:06:04We really are Sam
00:06:05Listen, you start the picnic and we'll be back just as quick as we can a picnic is supposed to be on the beach
00:06:10Oh see, we'll make it up to you. We promise. Come on work. Remember work. Yeah, where's my gun Nick?
00:06:15I've got a look in the refrigerator
00:06:17He keeps his gun in the refrigerator
00:06:20Yeah between the ketchup and the mayonnaise
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00:06:26I'll tell you what you will do darling. You must be starved
00:06:29So you will just sit right down here eat real slow and we'll be back before you finish
00:06:34I promise you're not supposed to have a picnic alone. No, you're not
00:06:38But what you can do is you can call mrs. Bernardi our landlady. You can she's a lovely lady. You just invite
00:06:43Did I see my badge?
00:06:48Thank You Sam, I don't know what I'd do without you okay now I want you to eat real slow
00:06:53We'll be back before you finish. I promise. Okay
00:06:57Take a look at my water bed to Sam. It just came in today. Oh
00:07:01Now that's mrs. Bernardi. Make sure you invite her up for the picnic
00:07:05Look at those eyes. I love it. I hate to leave you
00:07:08Bernardi's a sweetheart
00:07:11Hello, oh hi captain. No, they just left
00:07:19But but sir, this is my day off
00:07:24Yes, sir, uh, I'll be I'll be there just as soon as I can. Mm-hmm. No, no nothing. Uh, I
00:07:32Was just gonna go to this this picnic
00:07:35No problem. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we'll see you. Mm-hmm. Bye
00:07:54You
00:08:04Rodney in the Mercedes, it gotta be hot
00:08:06Anything that run and drive this high
00:08:22Yesterday come on
00:08:37Right, he's got the wheel
00:08:52Look at him
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00:09:37Oh
00:09:49We lost another light what do you want me to do put an end to newspaper just drive
00:10:06Come on
00:10:36Oh
00:10:59Gotcha runner
00:11:01Got me for what we're still in the car
00:11:04What what car not bad Rodney? You're moving up in the world partner. Hey, what y'all got in that old Carolina stalker?
00:11:11Anyway, oh a nice big turbo 380 you had about as much chance as an ice cube in hell
00:11:16How come you're heist in this kind of iron runner your Pinot expert? Let me explain
00:11:21See, I found this car in an abandoned lot and being the good Samaritan that I am
00:11:26I decided to drive it around and look for the original owner
00:11:30Rodney Rodney Rodney, but you don't steal 450s. Now, what's the story?
00:11:36upward mobility
00:11:38Give him his rights
00:11:41You have the right to remain silent
00:11:43You have this right anything you say will and can be held against you in a court of law
00:11:47You have the right to speak to an attorney and have an attorney present that question if you so desire and cannot afford an attorney
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00:12:15Get me the police please stolen car his
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00:12:34Kind of dropped one me a trophy at Riverside call he's gonna win you a tombstone at Forest Lawn Sunday
00:12:40I'll get that hunk of scrap out of sight. Oh sergeant major is testing today
00:12:45Better move it. I've been driving you move it. I'll move it
00:12:49I'll move it
00:12:54She got a new coffee machine
00:13:00Hey, what are you doing here girl of my dreams? I thought you're off today Sam captain called me in to
00:13:08Boy, that was some picnic, huh?
00:13:11Well sure is right sweet having you here. Anyway, potato pie
00:13:14Well, it just might not be sweet potato pie for you guys
00:13:17The captain has been on the phone for 10 minutes with complaints. What have you two been up to?
00:13:23Not a whole lot. Really. It's been really a dull morning
00:13:26Hmm Rodney, this is officer Jensen officer Jensen Rodney, Washington. Oh, how you doing?
00:13:33Okay
00:13:36Officer Jensen when you let him up for a minute both of them
00:13:39Are you again? What do you like it here?
00:13:41Mr. Donovan, mr. James, I'd appreciate it. You step my office for a minute. Yeah, we'll be there in a minute skipper
00:13:45We got Rodney here to bust that inside
00:13:47We're free. Do me a favor. Keep an eye on
00:13:50Samantha will you run a light?
00:13:52We're free do me a favor keep an eye on that right Samantha, will you run a license check please on California plate 601 WAG?
00:14:03Absent complaints here that you two ran a wild and dangerous chase this morning. Is that correct?
00:14:08Dangerous no forcing cars off the street chasing old ladies up in the curb is wild and dangerous
00:14:14There weren't no old ladies. The chase was wild. The chase was dangerous
00:14:18This department's not gonna stand for it our motto in case you've forgotten is to serve and defend
00:14:24Not terrifying in danger. You understand that
00:14:31Think it was loud enough
00:14:34That's Rodney out there, you know, he's good driver
00:14:37Cooking skipper. We were cooking. It was a piece of cake. You would have loved it. Okay, that's it
00:14:42Now look get back on the streets. Don't you like buddy?
00:14:44Just doing what you hired us to do boss. Wait a minute. Remember this is not for destruction there, but you got it
00:14:51All right, I won't have any more complaints let's go yes, sir. Yes, sir
00:15:04The gold's not here
00:15:06That's a fact
00:15:09So
00:15:10Let's go
00:15:11We'll find it wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, mrs. Stone
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00:15:39Mr. Song
00:15:41They just left
00:15:43Empty-handed like you said, well, I hope they didn't disturb poor mother
00:15:51They bet
00:15:53cops clear the coffin
00:15:54Face three, you know Timothy in the two years. I've been waiting
00:16:00Gold has gone up more than $200 an ounce
00:16:04Just goes to show you patience pays
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00:16:15Don't care about your problems. Mr. Kowalski. I don't pay you money to buy excuses
00:16:21Look, I'm doing the best I can that's not good enough. I need five four fifties by Sunday
00:16:27That is not Saturday and it is not Monday. It is Sunday their decoys
00:16:33They're very important by Sunday
00:16:35I want every cop in town look for those cars because that's not where the gold's going to be now I swear
00:16:42Rodney had a 450 this morning. Just like you want it, but he got busted
00:16:49That's just another excuse. Yeah, come right in
00:16:54He's got one
00:17:00I thought you said Rodney got busted he did but it's an in-and-out on that kind of charge
00:17:12All right, pay him
00:17:15Small bells. I want three more very fast. They go on board ship Sunday
00:17:23By the way
00:17:24The car that Rodney stole this morning
00:17:27Where did he steal it?
00:17:29It's some funeral
00:17:31The fool stole my car. Mr. Kowalski. I just picked it up an impound an hour ago
00:17:37Mistakes like that could kill him you tell him to be a little more careful in the future
00:17:42Yeah
00:17:44Right
00:18:01Hello
00:18:04Mr. Donovan, uh, I was just wondering there's a hose going up by my window. Is that yours? Hold on a second
00:18:11It's mrs. Bernardi from downstairs. She wants to know why there's a water hose going up past her window. Well, tell the poor soul
00:18:18My demented friend is filling a waterbed at the moment a waterbed. Is it dangerous? Hold on
00:18:25She wants to know if it's safe for everybody set for pretty women
00:18:29Perfectly safe mrs. B. It only eats Texans. I don't see why you can't be satisfied with a regular mattress
00:18:35Oh
00:18:39See what I think the floor is starting to sag a little don't you
00:18:43This place has been here for a year ain't nothing will sag now. No, do you have any idea how much all this water weighs?
00:18:51Go on now, it's your turn you explain to mrs. Bernardi why this sagging thing is gonna collapse in her head sagging your eyes are sagging. Oh
00:18:59Hello
00:19:00Yeah, Samantha, honey. Hi. Oh see I did some checking on that Mercedes Rodney stole. Oh
00:19:07That's great. That's great
00:19:11Yeah
00:19:13Yeah, right got it. Oh
00:19:15This will help a lot. Oh good. Hey Nick around Nick. Yeah, he's here. Hold on
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00:19:24Sunshine hi. Hey, when are you guys gonna take me to Ma's place? It's tomorrow night too soon for you
00:19:30Perfect. I can't wait to try some of those ribs. You guys been telling me about
00:19:35Well do yourself a favor don't eat until then cuz Ma get real upset unless you stuff yourself like a big old Christmas turkey
00:19:42Okay, you got it
00:19:45Okay, bye-bye bye
00:19:51She tell you about Rodney's 450
00:19:53It was ripped stripped and dumped three months ago
00:19:57And the insurance company paid off the original owner and the shell was sold at auction to a place called
00:20:02Kowalski's automotive salvage a chop shop could be you can't buy a better front. Well, we better check it out in the a.m
00:20:10Meanwhile, I should call the fire department to stand by here just in case
00:20:13For what? Oh for when this little thing collapses on mrs. Bernardi's head
00:20:21I
00:20:26Got ten seventy forty four dash twelve zero zero sixty four seventeen
00:20:34Yeah, that was mine I sold that to a
00:20:39William R Benson
00:20:43Tell us about him George
00:20:46well
00:20:47What's the tell I I buy a lot of cars at auction I rebuild them and I sell them he bought one
00:20:54That ain't illegal
00:20:56Excuse me
00:21:01Hello
00:21:03Can't trust people with close-set eyes
00:21:06Let's get himself that way, but you can't book him for having close-set eyes. What do you want a blueprint not yet? You can't
00:21:12someday
00:21:14He could use hadn't caught up with
00:21:17Look, is there anything else I can do for you guys?
00:21:20George have you ever heard of the roof?
00:21:23The roof. Yeah, you know the switcheroo now, I wouldn't imagine you'd know about it George
00:21:29But the way it works is a thief steals a car
00:21:31He strips it down cleans it out and leaves the empty shell on the street
00:21:34But the thing is he saves the car parts and the empty shell sold at auction the thief buys it back
00:21:39Puts it all together gets a pink slip on the car and now has the car. He originally ripped off. Are you accusing me?
00:21:47of something
00:21:49We just thought if anybody ever mentioned the route to you, you'd know what they meant. Look, I'm an honest businessman
00:21:55Sure
00:21:56Sure, you are George
00:21:59Adios night here
00:22:01That's my friend's way of saying maybe we'll see you again George
00:22:08What we up to let's go to the track and see how links doing
00:22:17I
00:22:47Can't you know that you built it just trying to keep the honest way I should run it like a rocket ship
00:23:14And this is home, huh
00:23:17What are we doing playing cop? Oh just the downtown stakes. How else can we race on city streets legally?
00:23:24Hello Tina Tina anybody ever tell your body should be declared a national monument
00:23:35Well, you can't work on the new mill we came to hug and kiss
00:23:40Well, maybe hug it a little bit and we got to pick your brain link
00:23:44I
00:23:46Second thought maybe I will give her a little kiss. I keep forgetting how lovely darn lady is
00:23:51Playing the track better than anything. You're using you think you'll ever ready for Saturday. I think so
00:23:57Which one of you is driving? I am
00:24:00One of those deals, huh? Come on. I buy you drink
00:24:05No question this time
00:24:07I'm driving sure as the Lord made black-eyed peas Lord didn't make black-eyed peas. Yo mama made black-eyed peas
00:24:17Raceway, yeah, Nick telephone
00:24:24What do you mean when he said he wanted to pick my brains cop business link
00:24:29We thought you might have heard some talk about a rip involving 450s. Maybe some new people in town
00:24:34Specialized in about as specialized as you can get
00:24:40No, I haven't heard anything but I'll keep my ears open
00:25:03I
00:25:27Look in a rearview mirror. Tell me what you see cops around the corner across from the garage
00:25:33right on schedule
00:26:03I
00:26:14Top of this radiator has been freshly painted
00:26:29Let me see the knife
00:26:34It's soft, that's why
00:26:42Let's go not so this is where he stashed some of it
00:26:48He wouldn't cram five million dollars worth of gold bullion in one car. That's too risky
00:26:54No, but this has got to be the way he's planning on getting it out of the country
00:26:58Auto parts. Yeah, but not one car
00:27:02So
00:27:05What we have to do is find the other cars
00:27:09What we have to do, mr. Nunn
00:27:15It's fine the rest of
00:27:19And keep an eye on this joint and wait for mr. Stone to make his next move
00:27:25Good idea. I got 28. Do I hear 29? Do I hear 29?
00:27:31Come on, gentlemen. Look at it. It's a cream puff a steal at 3,000. Do I hear 29 29 28 50?
00:27:38What do you say 28 50?
00:27:4028 going once 28 going twice sold to the pretty face
00:27:45Thank you. Thank you right this way gentlemen. I got a cream puff to show you right this way. It's a doozy
00:27:58Burglary auto down of it
00:28:01What? Oh, it's terrific. Thanks, sir
00:28:05What's up? I had a hunch and it paid off
00:28:08I think I asked the impound sergeant to let me know if anybody bid on any of those strip 450s
00:28:13Guess who we sold one to
00:28:16Junkyard George, you know, you're gonna make a good cop someday good. I'm a genius. Let's go
00:28:22I
00:28:24Want to see a sale slip on the 450 you just got out of impound. Well, go ahead look at it with it. I mean copy
00:28:33Gotta take take it home with you. I
00:28:37Bought the car, but I sold it to that Rodriguez woman over there on Monroe Street, and that's just so help me
00:28:45Dead oh two weeks ago such a sweet old lady. Are you sure well, she was buried
00:28:52Oh, no, ma'am. I mean, are you sure it's the same Maria Rodriguez? We've only had one
00:28:59Junkyard George lied to us. He's got in a morning saying
00:29:04I'm telling you they know they stood right there
00:29:09And they made it out of there
00:29:11They stood right there
00:29:13And they laid it on me
00:29:15one two
00:29:17Three they're doing exactly what we expected them to do. These guys are different
00:29:23They ain't like ordinary cops. So don't you think that's a pretty stupid reason to blow your share of five million dollars? Look
00:29:33I've done time
00:29:36Seven years
00:29:38There ain't nothing nothing in this world
00:29:41What's going back in that cage for you may be cocksure about this whole setup, but I ain't I want out
00:29:50Well, if you want out then we'll just have to let you out
00:29:57Shall we go inside
00:30:02I
00:30:02I'm standing in here all over my books and all of a sudden. I don't even see these guys
00:30:09I think there's some kind of people out there
00:30:36George
00:30:38Let's go Georgie, baby. It's talk-talk time. Well, maybe split I'll go check the yard
00:31:08I
00:31:38I
00:32:08I
00:32:38I
00:32:57We almost bought it
00:33:38Oh
00:33:42Please come on your hands up. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. It's only me Rodney. Don't shoot
00:33:50Long time no see you guys want to buy a car
00:34:03Hey now, wait a minute you guys ain't no killer I'm a thief
00:34:08One more time Rodney you were in the yard. You heard a shot. Yeah
00:34:11Yeah, I heard a shot man
00:34:13And I go and look through the window and there's George lying on the floor and some dudes moving out the door
00:34:18So you just stood there? No, I'm getting ready to liquidate the place and you dudes walk in
00:34:24But there's one small thing that remains what were you doing at George's shop in the first place?
00:34:30No, he's got you there Rodney
00:34:31Now if you want us to believe you then you better sing us a nice little song and tell us about what you know
00:34:36Hey, look here man, I ain't no bird
00:34:42We got a murder suspect back there telling us he can't sing
00:34:46All right. All right. All right. Look here, man
00:34:50Look George comes to me and he says he'll give me five hundred dollars for every 450 that I could rip
00:34:55I mean, that's it period the end why four fifties?
00:35:00I don't know man a man asked for ribs. You give the man some real
00:35:08George running this on his own
00:35:10Now George too dumb for that. He's middle-manning for somebody else. I don't know who
00:35:15Hey, look at you guys. I
00:35:18Don't have to pick up the tab on this one. Do I there ain't no free lunches Rodney, baby
00:35:23We can book your bank. It's up to you
00:35:26And you know me I'm as good as gold you need a favor I'll pay it
00:35:32You owe us more in a favor. You owe us a promise
00:35:35No more car stealing
00:35:37ever ever ever I
00:35:41swear
00:35:44Okay, be a good citizen
00:35:49You mean I'm like the walk home from here
00:35:52Huh, yeah, I could use the exercise
00:36:18Why me
00:36:22I
00:36:25Don't believe this
00:36:27That is why I call you here. There is nothing I can do. They changed my orders. We say Friday not Sunday
00:36:34But I can't have five cars ready in three days. I need until Sunday your export bill of lading says five vehicles
00:36:42Mr. Stone
00:36:43Your shipment must match the bill of lading or they will not let us say
00:36:48Suspicions will be aroused and your little smuggling operation will be at the name
00:36:54All right, you'll have five cars ready Friday at one o'clock good then we will all be free of problems
00:37:01Two more cars in three days. We can't process them that fast. You heard what the man said
00:37:07We need five cars ready by Friday
00:37:09And we blow the most important part of this whole operation and I haven't waited two years for that to happen now
00:37:14Boss, we'd have to grab four fifties right off the street. That would be risky
00:37:19Riskier than putting a bullet through George Kowalski's head. I don't know what you're talking about
00:37:23I don't know what you're talking about
00:37:25Four fifties right off the street that would be risky riskier than putting a bullet through George Kowalski's head
00:37:55Nick was right mom. Those ribs were delicious
00:38:00You need another batch, huh?
00:38:02I got more meat on my ribs than you got on yours
00:38:07No, thanks
00:38:09Okay, who wants to dance
00:38:13No way, hon
00:38:15You ain't dancing until you mop up that plate
00:38:19Thanks, boss, I owe you one
00:38:25Hey
00:38:29Hey mom, you ought to see the engine I built for the boys. It'll clean any track in the country
00:38:34I don't want to see no engines
00:38:36I spent too much time watching them trying to break their full necks
00:38:41So I don't want no engine talk around here. Come on, mom. Yeah, they're cops. I mean, do you think they're any safer?
00:38:47They might not be
00:38:49But I am
00:38:51Ain't nobody gonna rip me off with them hanging around
00:38:54Well, I gotta hit the road
00:38:56If I'm gonna have that, uh, excuse the expression ma engine ready for you on saturday, I'll see you later link
00:39:04Okay
00:39:05Well, how about it boy ready for another mess of ribs? No, I just ate 11 pounds of ribs
00:39:10Give me a break. Will you there's a lot of people starving in india
00:39:17Oh
00:39:20You got company, well, how do you know they're my company?
00:39:24Honey, I can tell a rear beater a mile away and they ain't here for ribs
00:39:30Bye darling
00:39:36There he is
00:39:43Rick donovan nick donovan. Yeah
00:39:46Okay, nick. I'm jenkins. This is mr. Nunn major crimes like talk to you
00:39:52I'm the vip squad
00:39:54Is this uh, the other driver?
00:39:56Driver, yeah
00:39:58Now we're a little more than drivers. We happen to be cops just like you two
00:40:02Donovan you may be a hot shot out on that racetrack
00:40:06But anybody dresses like you do drives around like madman doesn't know a comic book from a penal code. You're not cop
00:40:12Yeah, but i'd like to jam on
00:40:15Just what is it exactly you gentlemen want and i'd advise you to speak quick
00:40:20The captain may have said that
00:40:22You cooperate cooperate with her with you too. I'd rather cooperate. If that's what the captain says, then that's what the captain means
00:40:31Let's do it
00:40:32Good. I need some coffee
00:40:41Jethro has the coffin out and waiting. All you have to do is make the switch
00:40:46The cops have already examined the car so we've got nothing to worry about
00:41:16So
00:41:28That was heavy going in
00:41:3114,285 ounces to be exact
00:41:34Which adds up to five million dollars in solid gold all nicely stashed in a place. The police have already checked and cleared
00:41:42It'll work won't it? Oh, it'll work timothy
00:41:45You can bet on it we'll be back mother
00:41:53This is not just a case of stolen cars look we think that they're smuggling contraband out of the country with them
00:42:00What kind?
00:42:01They wouldn't be interested
00:42:04All right, one last question
00:42:07You know a guy by the name of paul stone he runs a classic car place
00:42:11If we did you wouldn't be interested now, that's cute. Come on, let's get out of here
00:42:17We'll be in touch with you. Yeah can't wait
00:42:22You leave me something really hot's going down who are they superstars
00:42:40So
00:43:00Michael captain it's pink. Yeah, it's pink back. It's very pink
00:43:11Stop it's not my car, you know, but it's my wife. She's one of those interior decorators. Yeah, they are
00:43:17So
00:43:40Goodness gracious
00:43:42Yes, look at that a pink mercedes, I don't think rodney would even steal a pink one. Oh, he's got more pride than that
00:43:54Here it is stone's classic car specializing in fine and distinctive mumbo
00:44:06It's link he says he has something for you pick up the extension
00:44:12Hello, I got a little tidbit
00:44:14A street talk says that there's an order out for two more 450s
00:44:18They're gonna be ripped and delivered the next couple of days
00:44:21Well, that doesn't give anybody any time for switcherooing. The word is that the iron is going somewhere
00:44:27Maybe it ain't just cars. You know what I mean? Like what? I don't know like smuggling
00:44:33You only get bits and pieces, you know, but something's cooking something hot. That's it
00:44:38Thanks link we'll see you saturday
00:44:43You thinking what i'm thinking, you know stone contraband
00:44:49A car customizing place that doubles as a front. Yeah big enough to cost a man his life
00:44:56We need in well if they need a 450 we gotta weigh in the bank withdrawal time, let's go
00:45:03Sweetheart, you are the most beautiful thing since chitlins. Oh rodney. Do you really mean that?
00:45:10Hey, I could never lie to you
00:45:15Oh
00:45:19What's happening not now
00:45:21So
00:45:40Rodney where are you going? Rodney?
00:45:51So
00:46:22So
00:46:37Hey now, wait a minute, what am I running for this happens to be my car just take it easy run
00:46:42No, I even got the pink slip right here. Rodney. That's right. Even got a job now rodney
00:46:48Everything's okay, man
00:46:51It is yes
00:46:53We just came to ask you a little favor buckaroo
00:46:56Well, then why didn't you say so, you know, rodney's always good to his word. Now, uh, what can I do you for?
00:47:03Steal us a car
00:47:06So
00:47:18Hello, mr. James, I think my ceiling is sagging is that your water bed ma'am, that's a
00:47:25Perfectly normal settling process. You don't have a thing to worry about
00:47:30You're sure that thing won't fall down in my head
00:47:32I haven't been feeling well, and that's the last thing I need
00:47:35Oh, i'm sorry to hear about that ma'am, but I I assure you you are perfectly safe
00:47:41You're welcome. Yes, ma'am. Bye. Bye
00:47:48You and that old lady
00:47:50This is what you call settling
00:47:51It's going to settle right on mrs
00:47:52Bernardi's head and then one of her four sons is going to come up here and punch you all around this room. I don't believe it
00:47:59One of her four sons already
00:48:02Hmm hello rodney. Yeah, I got it. Bye
00:48:21You should be here pretty soon
00:48:25I think bricks would help
00:48:28Bricks
00:48:30Pop up the water bed. Oh, see I heard enough about your water bed already. Okay, you got no choice son
00:48:40I figure two bricks on each corner. There he is
00:48:45So
00:48:56Good old rodney, all we have to do now is follow that truck and it'll lead us right to our man
00:49:14So
00:49:44Doing gonna lose that bad boy
00:50:01Superstars, what are you trying to blow our case for our case punk?
00:50:06We were chasing that truck a man's life is in danger. I gotta take both of you apart right here. Do you know that?
00:50:12Wait a minute, it's not some kind of a joyriding caper kid. This happens to be a police investigation
00:50:17Why do you think we work for the phone company? Huh? That's not a bad idea
00:50:22You're out of it kid. Are you for your captain? You can just count on that son. You can just count on that
00:50:28Just take it easy. I'll see you again. Let's go
00:50:32Why because I said so
00:50:35You're not gypsy drivers anymore. You're cops
00:50:38And cops take orders from their superior and i'm your superior
00:50:41skipper those guys don't know the street
00:50:45I'll tell you before that with the vip squad, they take precedence. So you two just stay out of it. Mr
00:50:49Request your help. Yeah, you get a good case. They get egos the size of wrigley field now. Come on
00:50:53That's the way it is. You think I like it?
00:50:56I have my orders too, you know now you have yours stay out of it
00:51:00Yeah
00:51:04Your friend rodney, what about him he's in county emergency they found him by a road
00:51:11So
00:51:34But it's who's in there
00:51:41You
00:51:46Just don't try to talk it's okay. Hey, we're sorry run we're really sorry
00:51:53Tried to kill me
00:51:55Birds get hurt bad real bad. We owe you runner. This was our fault
00:52:03You know who did this to you
00:52:06It's really important
00:52:08All I know
00:52:09Is that when I stole the 450 from the funeral?
00:52:13george said
00:52:15I ripped the man's car
00:52:17Whose funeral rodney?
00:52:19some old girl
00:52:22Named stone
00:52:26Let's take a listen listen if there's anything you want you got it
00:52:32One thing you name it I promise
00:52:37I can't keep taking forever
00:52:41But I knew in six months I could rip some wheels
00:52:48I'd have some hope lying here. Even if you guys catch me
00:52:54You got it pal. Yeah, no question
00:53:01Just take it easy
00:53:07So
00:53:17The woman that they buried had only one immediate relative
00:53:21And he paid the funeral expenses the stepson named paul stone from stone's classic cars
00:53:28He claims a body of maria rodriguez
00:53:31Changes her name to bertha stone and he uses his own name to have her planted
00:53:37I can understand that if he's running some kind of scam, but why would he why would he bury somebody else's body?
00:53:42One thing I do know the way I got it figured he needs one more 450
00:53:46That's right. Link said they needed two
00:53:49Rodney got him one that leaves
00:53:51A
00:53:56You ain't planning on stealing that
00:53:58Cop's pink mercedes we saw in the garage. Are you no, but we could borrow it for a little while maybe
00:54:06Sam can you tell cole to get my watch mercedes washington? She's coming home today. Yes, sir
00:54:11Okay
00:54:16Come on you better hurry up because cole's due back to lunch anytime though, you know what i'm thinking of
00:54:21What a look on that cop's face when he sees me still in the car
00:54:24I'll be behind you. Don't worry. Go ahead
00:54:35I don't want to hear can't again
00:54:38We need one more car and we need it in an hour
00:54:42We're doing our best boss
00:54:44Can't we just buy one? No you
00:54:49The whole idea here is to use hot cars we want the cops watching them
00:54:57These five cars are our decoys
00:55:00Without the cops chasing them. They are going to be chasing us
00:55:03We don't have george anymore if you remember so it's up to you
00:55:08Mr. Stone
00:55:10Look
00:55:15Timothy do you believe in a greater power? I didn't
00:55:25May I help you sir, is this your work? Absolutely
00:55:28Well, I came to the right place partner
00:55:31I'm looking to do some things to the 450
00:55:34I see
00:55:36Anything special
00:55:38Well, i'll tell you what son I like the car
00:55:42I want to
00:55:44You know alter the shape
00:55:45Yeah, that can be done
00:55:47But I got one small problem and that I need to put it on credit
00:55:52certainly
00:55:53You have a local bank
00:55:55credit cards no
00:55:58you see
00:55:59It's gonna sound like i'm skinning you. No, please
00:56:01I'm from atlanta traveling some and halfway between here and san diego. I picked up an old boy
00:56:08He robbed me. I got nothing left with the car
00:56:11Well, I do understand. I found myself in paris once under similar circumstances
00:56:15I'm glad you understand friend. I'm 2 000 miles from home
00:56:20I don't know how i'm gonna get back there much less how I'd ever pay for customizing
00:56:25You don't have to buy cars do you then I can replace it back home
00:56:30Oh, no, that's asking that's asking too much
00:56:33No, we do
00:56:35Occasionally see 450 has happened to be a passion of mine. We customize then we display them
00:56:42Uh, may I ask you?
00:56:46You do have an ownership certificate, don't you no not with me
00:56:53Perhaps we can work something out
00:56:59I think we got the last 450 good. I got the five drivers standing by. Where'd you get it stone?
00:57:06I'm gonna put this down on paper and see what exactly what we're dealing with. He's a cop. What?
00:57:12Oc james scpd telephone. Mr. Stone line five you excuse me for a minute, please
00:57:25He's a cop
00:57:28I see
00:57:31Well fine i'll deal with that as soon as possible
00:57:35Okay
00:57:40Look i'm, sorry, if you'll excuse me for about five minutes
00:57:42I have to deal with a personal matter if you don't mind waiting. I'm sure we can work something out
00:57:46Yeah, go right ahead. I appreciate that friend
00:57:50Are you sure i'm sure
00:57:53Your driver's ready anytime you are
00:57:55Times now by the man's vehicle would take it and him to the warehouse
00:58:06So
00:58:16Mr. Stone seems like a right reasonable man
00:58:27Real pleasure doing business with you folks
00:58:35Yes, sir
00:59:06So
00:59:17Oh, we got the ladies got the ladies with us too
00:59:21What's happening boys
00:59:29I take back all the nice things I said about you frisky
00:59:36So
00:59:43It'll be all over as soon as he gets here pal who's he you don't mind me asking your partner. Oh him
00:59:51So
01:00:03Let's go let's get out of here outside
01:00:20So
01:00:24There goes that cop's car we stole we're gonna have to answer for that one son
01:00:36Do you believe this place look at this all these tools
01:00:39Any kind of part you'd need?
01:00:42Oh, see look, isn't this one of these high voltage heating units?
01:00:46Somewhere out there. There's a 450 without a radiator top
01:00:51The vin number on this
01:00:54Is the same as the one that was on the first 450 rodney stole
01:00:59Silver one, why would they make the switch?
01:01:03It's got to tie in with that smuggling that's eaten jenkins and none
01:01:21So
01:01:29Charlie ace it is going down and we are moving
01:01:42We're moving all units go
01:01:50So
01:01:54Metallurgy metallurgy
01:01:58I don't know about that, but I keep finding cans of spray paint
01:02:01Black gold gold. Oh, so listen to this. I opened it to this marked page
01:02:06Look gold is located in group 1b, uh, et cetera, et cetera here. Listen to this. It's melting point is
01:02:111064 degrees centigrade or
01:02:141947 degrees fahrenheit. What's that portable heating unit set at?
01:02:18I don't know. Let's go check it
01:02:20That heating unit is set at
01:02:231947 degrees fahrenheit
01:02:25And with the tools they've got here they could shape anything
01:02:28Somewhere out there. There's a 450 with a radiator shell made out of something other than pot metal
01:02:33And i'll tell you what it's made out of it's made out of gold
01:02:46We've got three
01:02:49But skipper there's millions in gold out there and it's tied to this mercedes rip we've been working that's an order major crimes has it covered
01:02:56Right now there are five cars headed towards the harbor. Everyone being tailed by one of their people but skipper
01:03:01We i'm getting out of here right now to join him for the bust
01:03:04I don't want to see or hear anything from you guys until it's all wrapped up. Is that clear cat one over nuts?
01:03:13What are you stopping for
01:03:16Oh
01:03:31Why didn't we see that before see what the funeral procession
01:03:38There's no gold in those cars though
01:03:39See nathan just said it
01:03:40He said they got five 450s on the way to the harbor
01:03:42That means one of those has to be the pink job where we borrowed, right?
01:03:45We stole so what?
01:03:47So it means they didn't have any time to remold the pink one with gold, man
01:03:52That ties in with the gold paint we found back at the warehouse, all right
01:03:57Decoys
01:03:59That's it. It's all a setup. What's that got to do with a funeral if the gold isn't in those cars, then where is it?
01:04:07Mrs. Rodriguez the cemetery man the cemetery. Yeah
01:04:13Oh
01:04:20Cat one this is bad cats come in, please cat one here samantha, honey, but we're a little busy right now
01:04:26Well, whatever you're doing, you better just drop it. The captain wants you on this one now
01:04:31What someone stole his car?
01:04:34Who in his right mind would steal a 57 plymouth? Not that one his wife's car
01:04:39Samantha what kind of car does betty nathan drive pink mercedes 450 sl?
01:04:46Oh boy
01:04:55What we have here captain is five billion dollars worth of gold molded into radiator shells for these cars
01:05:01Now the radiator shell is just one gold part. I'll show you they were really good
01:05:05Taking these radiators apart must have required a great deal of gold paint
01:05:11Say it isn't so
01:05:16It's paint is that what you brought me out here for
01:05:21You've been had
01:05:23We found gold in this one
01:05:26There's got to be gold in the other ones. Here's that fifth 450
01:05:29You believe the color of this looks like the fairy godmother's chariot
01:05:38As long as it wasn't our services or facilities no, no, mr. Watkins not at all
01:05:43It's just that after some very serious thought i've decided to have her buried
01:05:47In her native mexico because mother was after all a rodriguez before she was a godmother
01:05:52She was a godmother
01:05:55So
01:05:57I'm going to have her buried in her native mexico because mother was after all a rodriguez before she was a stone
01:06:04Thank you very much
01:06:06Let's go to the airport
01:06:24So
01:06:29This is the race i've been waiting for
01:06:32Don't never catch us because i've got the fastest engine in the world under this hood there's
01:06:44That's got to be it look at it blowing its doors off green flag, here we go
01:06:54Oh
01:07:14That's easier said than done I thought you said we were faster we are but we're racing winners
01:07:20Yes
01:07:23Wait cap one i'm patching you through to captain nathan. You sure you don't want to drive
01:07:30Looks like stone that I made your clan boys on a wild goose chase. Well, we might have something then. Oh, what is it?
01:07:37Stone we're following right now
01:07:40You're following stone now
01:07:42All right. What's your 20? Vermont first?
01:07:50So
01:07:55Look out
01:08:00Maybe I better drive
01:08:20So
01:08:29All right, they're good say a prayer pal it's checkered flag time
01:08:42Well, i'll kill it you lunatic
01:08:50So
01:09:20So
01:09:27Why don't you guys just relax and enjoy this don't get to do this every day
01:09:50So
01:10:20So
01:10:35Link you
01:10:43Get out of here this thing's gonna blow
01:10:50So
01:11:12Why
01:11:14Yes, I wanted to show you what an old one-legged man could still do
01:11:20I
01:11:24Have a question to ask the two of you you may think it's important but uh
01:11:28Do you happen to know where the gold is, huh?
01:11:31Possibly yeah
01:11:33possibly
01:11:34After you skip wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is crazy
01:11:37I mean we went over that thing for two and a half hours. There is no gold in that coffin not in einstein
01:11:43is
01:11:44That whole dang coffin is made out of gold
01:11:48Okay
01:11:49You know what they did
01:11:50They stole my wife's car. Do you believe it? Oh, yeah, we uh heard about that skipper
01:11:54Yeah, I figured they wouldn't steal yours boss
01:11:56They'll go for the penguins every time
01:12:09I'm telling you the floor is really sagging you better get up and look at it. It's just settling
01:12:14Mm-hmm
01:12:16What is that creaking
01:12:24Let's get off the bed easy, you know, I think I just might
01:12:43Do
01:12:47Mrs. Bernardi, are you all right? Oh, you really settled didn't it?
01:13:13So
01:13:43You